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She even shaved his whole body | History Memes

The Unfortunate Priestess > literally do all the work: talking, feeding, > be Shamhat > temple priestess, expert in taming wild men > hear about this wild dude, Enkidu, running around like Tarzan > "Alright, time to work my magic" > find him in the wild, covered in dirt, wrestling a bear > this is gonna be a *long* project > spend days teaching him to be a proper human teaching him how to wear clothes > he finally becomes a decent guy, almost proud of myself > then, out of nowhere, Gilgamesh shows up > cue instant bromance > "Oh great, it's Mr. Perfect Hero King" > Enkidu locks eyes with Gilgamesh and it's like I don't even exist >they start going on epic quests together, slaying monsters, having the time of their lives > who gets all the credit? Gilgamesh, obviously > I'm over here like, "Uh, hello? Remember who taught you how to *bathe*?" >Mfw he died in the end and blamed me for it Imao

The Unfortunate Priestess > literally do all the work: talking, feeding, > be Shamhat > temple priestess, expert in taming wild men > hear about this wild dude, Enkidu, running around like Tarzan > "Alright, time to work my magic" > find him in the wild, covered in dirt, wrestling a bear > this is gonna be a *long* project > spend days teaching him to be a proper human teaching him how to wear clothes > he finally becomes a decent guy, almost proud of myself > then, out of nowhere, Gilgamesh shows up > cue instant bromance > "Oh great, it's Mr. Perfect Hero King" > Enkidu locks eyes with Gilgamesh and it's like I don't even exist >they start going on epic quests together, slaying monsters, having the time of their lives > who gets all the credit? Gilgamesh, obviously > I'm over here like, "Uh, hello? Remember who taught you how to *bathe*?" >Mfw he died in the end and blamed me for it Imao

"Good old days" type shit | History Memes

It's 536 AD, a volcanic winter begins, there is famine, there are the Gothic wars and a plague starts That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

It's 536 AD, a volcanic winter begins, there is famine, there are the Gothic wars and a plague starts That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

What kind of mask is this? | History Memes

If you ain't trying to be like this with me stay out of my inbox 90

If you ain't trying to be like this with me stay out of my inbox 90

The original birther | History Memes

DEMOCRATS IN THE 1880'S TO CHESTER ARTHUR WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE? imgflip.com BULLETIN DISPLAYS wnd.com 7019

DEMOCRATS IN THE 1880'S TO CHESTER ARTHUR WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE? imgflip.com BULLETIN DISPLAYS wnd.com 7019

Oh no... | History Memes

Country: Carthage | City/town: This country doesn't exist anymore x.com/GloriaRomanorum

Country: Carthage | City/town: This country doesn't exist anymore x.com/GloriaRomanorum

Certified Muhammad II of Khwarazm moment | History Memes

Quote From Civilisation Wiped Out www.khq.com "What are you gonna do, Ghengis Khan? Wipe out our civilisation? KHI HD 11:01 67

Quote From Civilisation Wiped Out www.khq.com "What are you gonna do, Ghengis Khan? Wipe out our civilisation? KHI HD 11:01 67

Burgundians | History Memes

TOMICS by Tom Gould Condemnation Trial of Joan the Maid 3rd Session: Saturday, February 24, 1431 THESE DAYS, FRANCE IS SPLIT BETWEEN TWO PARTIES. WHICH DID YOUR VILLAGE SIDE WITH, JOAN? THE ARMAGNACS, OR THE BURGUNDIANS? St. Joan of Arc Trial of Condemnation I ONLY KNEW ONE BURGUNDIAN, AND I WOULD'VE BEEN QUITE HAPPY TO SEE HIS HEAD CUT OFF. ACTUAL QUOTE. THAT IS, IF IT HAD PLEASED GOD, OF COURSE. ALSO AN ACTUAL QUOTE. Ⓒ5/1/24 Tom GOULDI

TOMICS by Tom Gould Condemnation Trial of Joan the Maid 3rd Session: Saturday, February 24, 1431 THESE DAYS, FRANCE IS SPLIT BETWEEN TWO PARTIES. WHICH DID YOUR VILLAGE SIDE WITH, JOAN? THE ARMAGNACS, OR THE BURGUNDIANS? St. Joan of Arc Trial of Condemnation I ONLY KNEW ONE BURGUNDIAN, AND I WOULD'VE BEEN QUITE HAPPY TO SEE HIS HEAD CUT OFF. ACTUAL QUOTE. THAT IS, IF IT HAD PLEASED GOD, OF COURSE. ALSO AN ACTUAL QUOTE. Ⓒ5/1/24 Tom GOULDI

The causes of the American Civil War | History Memes

It was about states rights/tarriffs The Civil War was about slavery 34% 34% 68% The Civil War was about slavery 14% 14% 0.1% 2% 2% 95% 0.1% IQ score 55 70 85 100 115 130 145

It was about states rights/tarriffs The Civil War was about slavery 34% 34% 68% The Civil War was about slavery 14% 14% 0.1% 2% 2% 95% 0.1% IQ score 55 70 85 100 115 130 145

That’s a genuine pro gamer move | History Memes

God: whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven Hitler:

God: whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven Hitler:

The worst she could say is no | History Memes

"A people's dream died there. It was a beautiful dream." | History Memes

THE 19 SOLDIERS RECEIVING THE MEDAL OF HONOR FOR VALOUR AFTER THE WOUNDED KNEE MASSACRE *They had already disarmed the men *The artillery was vital for defeating the women and children ...Are we brave heroes?

THE 19 SOLDIERS RECEIVING THE MEDAL OF HONOR FOR VALOUR AFTER THE WOUNDED KNEE MASSACRE *They had already disarmed the men *The artillery was vital for defeating the women and children ...Are we brave heroes?

A little Bible appreciation | History Memes

This is MY Gospe With knowledge in my artillery, I am quite the opponent, Cara tancy har and pay w C utterstock.com 22330646 an a "The Bible is stupid fairytale nonsense and it's all fake!1!" "The Bible is the most important thing ever" х 34% 34% 14% 1% 2% iu score 55 70 70 85 .68% "The Bible is the most important thing ever" BOYCOTT APARTMEN

This is MY Gospe With knowledge in my artillery, I am quite the opponent, Cara tancy har and pay w C utterstock.com 22330646 an a "The Bible is stupid fairytale nonsense and it's all fake!1!" "The Bible is the most important thing ever" х 34% 34% 14% 1% 2% iu score 55 70 70 85 .68% "The Bible is the most important thing ever" BOYCOTT APARTMEN

Hate my country Pakistan for this one. | History Memes

Soviets invaded Afghanistan America needs our help They give us guns which we give to the Taliban imgflip.com MA The Taliban hate us for existing The Taliban hate us for existing

Soviets invaded Afghanistan America needs our help They give us guns which we give to the Taliban imgflip.com MA The Taliban hate us for existing The Taliban hate us for existing

Expansion problems require pagan solutions | History Memes

What people think the Catholic Church's stance on witchcraft was in the Middle Ages: Simple addition? Believe it or not, straight to stake What the Catholic Church's actual stance on witchcraft was in the Middle Ages: The Council of Paderborn outlawed the belief in witchcraft co PATrick StaR Holy Roman Emperor Charlemagne confirmed this law Yes Yes ון The Catholic Church denies the existence of witchcraft Makes sense So stop accusing people of witchcraft mgflip.com But we believed in witches for ages!

What people think the Catholic Church's stance on witchcraft was in the Middle Ages: Simple addition? Believe it or not, straight to stake What the Catholic Church's actual stance on witchcraft was in the Middle Ages: The Council of Paderborn outlawed the belief in witchcraft co PATrick StaR Holy Roman Emperor Charlemagne confirmed this law Yes Yes ון The Catholic Church denies the existence of witchcraft Makes sense So stop accusing people of witchcraft mgflip.com But we believed in witches for ages!

For a guy that had had Republican sympathies, he was very quick to become a monarch | History Memes

CONGRADULATIONS, MARSHAL BERNADOTTE YOU'VE BEEN ELECTED TO BECOME HEIR TO THE SWEDISH THRONE. imgflip.com 33 33 A. H

CONGRADULATIONS, MARSHAL BERNADOTTE YOU'VE BEEN ELECTED TO BECOME HEIR TO THE SWEDISH THRONE. imgflip.com 33 33 A. H

In 1975, the life expectancy in Cambodia was around 12 years old. | History Memes

$STALIN MAO POL POT imgflip.com Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power$

$STALIN MAO POL POT imgflip.com Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power$