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Luna GF

Luna GF Huzzah! Greetings to thee, our love. W-Why art thou staring at us? be there something on our face? O-Oh! I love Moon Pies! Hush, love. We will keep you safe. Ahhh. We love the dark and quiet. Would you like you touch our hair? DOST THOU FIND THE ROYAL VOICE ENDEARING? Thank you for staying up with us. we greatly appreciate it. Cute? We are not cute. We are the night!

Luna GF Huzzah! Greetings to thee, our love. W-Why art thou staring at us? be there something on our face? O-Oh! I love Moon Pies! Hush, love. We will keep you safe. Ahhh. We love the dark and quiet. Would you like you touch our hair? DOST THOU FIND THE ROYAL VOICE ENDEARING? Thank you for staying up with us. we greatly appreciate it. Cute? We are not cute. We are the night!

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Celestia GF

Celestia GF Why are your arms raised above your head? You are my sunshine. I like waking up next to you. Praise the Sun? What? Greetings, my dear. mane flows* Did you make any new friends today? You know you can cal me Tia, right? Would you like some cake? Are you hungry? Would you like me to make you something?

Celestia GF Why are your arms raised above your head? You are my sunshine. I like waking up next to you. Praise the Sun? What? Greetings, my dear. mane flows* Did you make any new friends today? You know you can cal me Tia, right? Would you like some cake? Are you hungry? Would you like me to make you something?

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Posadist gf

Posadist gf The Posadist Fourth International is the true International There are dozens of us, maybe even more! N-no, I wear this most of the time. Castro didn't go far enough Soviets perfected dolphin communication tech Have you told your comrades about Posadism yet? Long live Posadas! Can we go cuddle in the bunker? It's cold here. Can we go out and gaze at the stars? Yes, I know, very romantic, but tell Not as cold as nuclear winter Is it too forward to say I want a water birth? me if you see anything weird

Posadist gf The Posadist Fourth International is the true International There are dozens of us, maybe even more! N-no, I wear this most of the time. Castro didn't go far enough Soviets perfected dolphin communication tech Have you told your comrades about Posadism yet? Long live Posadas! Can we go cuddle in the bunker? It's cold here. Can we go out and gaze at the stars? Yes, I know, very romantic, but tell Not as cold as nuclear winter Is it too forward to say I want a water birth? me if you see anything weird

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mewni gf

MAGIC ALIEN PRINCESS GF We don't have this back on Mewni You're so cute, Anon l-1 mean, just like lots of other things!.. Puppies are cute! Unicorns are cute! Don't forget about our "Friendship" Thursday night! Mega Narwhal Blast! Let's go to the Bounce Lounge and have FUN! Puppies?I LOVE puppies! Look at this kitten! So cute! Make me some nachos! This is AWESOME! Anon, tryit!.. You underestimated me? You sound just like my mom! So.. Your bestie did this to you?

MAGIC ALIEN PRINCESS GF We don't have this back on Mewni You're so cute, Anon l-1 mean, just like lots of other things!.. Puppies are cute! Unicorns are cute! Don't forget about our "Friendship" Thursday night! Mega Narwhal Blast! Let's go to the Bounce Lounge and have FUN! Puppies?I LOVE puppies! Look at this kitten! So cute! Make me some nachos! This is AWESOME! Anon, tryit!.. You underestimated me? You sound just like my mom! So.. Your bestie did this to you?

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Demonic gf

Satania gf Have you seen my melonpan? Go get your mistress some food Let's play a prank on Gabriel NYAHAHA I PUT PINEAPPLE ON YOUR PIZZA Go take doggo on a walk l'll get you some food because I am so generous Look what I got from the homeshopping channel

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Winchester 1887 GF

Winchester 1887 gif saddle up, anon 10 gauge is for real men we've got to work hard today, alright? i'm glad you're a real man, anon i wouldn't want to be with a sissy don't you dare touch my butt with that well, know it's harod was hard for me too at first we will have WORDS just gotta learn an practice it, right? DONT CARE HOW BIG IT IS yeah, tell them about how 12 gauge doesn't have enough stopping power oh, i just thought this one up the sheriff is counting on us, you know? 12 gauge may kill the body, but 10 gauge kills the soul" how ya like that? you're glad for those extra three rounds now, huh spin c--- me, pardner i promise it's safe

Winchester 1887 gif saddle up, anon 10 gauge is for real men we've got to work hard today, alright? i'm glad you're a real man, anon i wouldn't want to be with a sissy don't you dare touch my butt with that well, know it's harod was hard for me too at first we will have WORDS just gotta learn an practice it, right? DONT CARE HOW BIG IT IS yeah, tell them about how 12 gauge doesn't have enough stopping power oh, i just thought this one up the sheriff is counting on us, you know? 12 gauge may kill the body, but 10 gauge kills the soul" how ya like that? you're glad for those extra three rounds now, huh spin c--- me, pardner i promise it's safe

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XM-8 GF

I don't want to be forgotten... XM8 GF P-Please don't yell at me...I can't take heat for too long... I decided to try some different cdothes than those other guns...do these composites make me look fat? I can be anything you want me to be anon...a SAW, carbine, DMR, and rifle! Let's try to do more! P-please. People think I'm a space weapon...is that how I really look? *A-AHCHOo! I-I'm sorry...it's really dusty... I really look up to my older cousin, G36-senpai... P-p-please don't leave me, let me show you! Please, I beg you! I BEG OF YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME! I'm better than those other guns The outdoors is really dangerous...I'm not really used to the desert... I've lost so much weight just to make myself yours...

I don't want to be forgotten... XM8 GF P-Please don't yell at me...I can't take heat for too long... I decided to try some different cdothes than those other guns...do these composites make me look fat? I can be anything you want me to be anon...a SAW, carbine, DMR, and rifle! Let's try to do more! P-please. People think I'm a space weapon...is that how I really look? *A-AHCHOo! I-I'm sorry...it's really dusty... I really look up to my older cousin, G36-senpai... P-p-please don't leave me, let me show you! Please, I beg you! I BEG OF YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME! I'm better than those other guns The outdoors is really dangerous...I'm not really used to the desert... I've lost so much weight just to make myself yours...

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Winchester 1892 GF

I know I only shoot pistol cartridges honey. But that means you only have to carrone kind Winchester 1892G Giddy-up anon! How about a night out under the stars? Smokeless? How do you fire a bullet without smoke??? Or we can stay in and watch a movie? True Grit is a fine choice. The John Wayne one that is I know they're pistol rounds. But I promise they'll still kill'em dead I sure hope my steel butt is to your liking Those other rifles wish they can hold as much as me! What do you mean I wasn't historically accurate for those movies?! Ha! Those bolt actions will never be as quick as me baby! Whiskey? That's the devil's drink! You best not piss away your money on that when you could be buying me ammo! You don't want to jam me up... Work that lever like a real cowboy honey... Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?n: That is a gun. I'm just the way God and John Browning wanted me to be!

I know I only shoot pistol cartridges honey. But that means you only have to carrone kind Winchester 1892G Giddy-up anon! How about a night out under the stars? Smokeless? How do you fire a bullet without smoke??? Or we can stay in and watch a movie? True Grit is a fine choice. The John Wayne one that is I know they're pistol rounds. But I promise they'll still kill'em dead I sure hope my steel butt is to your liking Those other rifles wish they can hold as much as me! What do you mean I wasn't historically accurate for those movies?! Ha! Those bolt actions will never be as quick as me baby! Whiskey? That's the devil's drink! You best not piss away your money on that when you could be buying me ammo! You don't want to jam me up... Work that lever like a real cowboy honey... Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?n: That is a gun. I'm just the way God and John Browning wanted me to be!

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VIZ WZ 35

VIS WZ. 35 GF Don'f freak out, Anon. You know well that I'm best in close range combat. Grandma invited us for dinner tomorrow. Better behave yourself, Anon. I wanna shoot some commies. Or nazis. Or both. When you gonna marry me, Anon? People started talking... Ii's go for a wallk io ih: forest. I saw you talking with P99. Better have a good excuse. It's Sunday. You better put on a nice suit before we go to church. What would you do without me? Better be grateful to God for me.

VIS WZ. 35 GF Don'f freak out, Anon. You know well that I'm best in close range combat. Grandma invited us for dinner tomorrow. Better behave yourself, Anon. I wanna shoot some commies. Or nazis. Or both. When you gonna marry me, Anon? People started talking... Ii's go for a wallk io ih: forest. I saw you talking with P99. Better have a good excuse. It's Sunday. You better put on a nice suit before we go to church. What would you do without me? Better be grateful to God for me.

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Ultimax 100 GF

Ultimax 100 GF F------ tamil tigers! I swear to god Suck it indo terrorist! Conscript reporting in SIR! I'm the only Singaporean gun to fight in wars SIR YES SIR! Recoil doesn't exist As much as I wish otherwise.. we cant be together.. It's against regulations... Well while on duty that is. Yugoslavia huh..I was there ya know Who gives a f--- about a slow rate of fire? I'm accurate as f---! Ican be anything you need sir! GUN DOWN THE FIJIAN REBELS DOWN

Ultimax 100 GF F------ tamil tigers! I swear to god Suck it indo terrorist! Conscript reporting in SIR! I'm the only Singaporean gun to fight in wars SIR YES SIR! Recoil doesn't exist As much as I wish otherwise.. we cant be together.. It's against regulations... Well while on duty that is. Yugoslavia huh..I was there ya know Who gives a f--- about a slow rate of fire? I'm accurate as f---! Ican be anything you need sir! GUN DOWN THE FIJIAN REBELS DOWN

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Tompson SMG GF

NYAH! SEE Thompson Submachine Gun gf honey, the boss was such an ass today, i swear... come on, hey! oh, whoops pay attention when i'm talking! pretend i didn't say that it's not that hard i don't mean to be so harsh i'm sorry a violin case?12! can't you get a Pelican or something? i like to think i'm a little classier than that now he was a famous trumpet man from out Chicago way he had a boogie style that no one else could play he was the top man at his craft but then his number came up, and he was gone with the draft oh, you haven't seen anything yet do do de do de doo, a blowin reveille i call this move "the Annihilator" oh, sorry hon i was just thinking of the old days that song really takes me back, ya know? pull my hair and call me Caesar

NYAH! SEE Thompson Submachine Gun gf honey, the boss was such an ass today, i swear... come on, hey! oh, whoops pay attention when i'm talking! pretend i didn't say that it's not that hard i don't mean to be so harsh i'm sorry a violin case?12! can't you get a Pelican or something? i like to think i'm a little classier than that now he was a famous trumpet man from out Chicago way he had a boogie style that no one else could play he was the top man at his craft but then his number came up, and he was gone with the draft oh, you haven't seen anything yet do do de do de doo, a blowin reveille i call this move "the Annihilator" oh, sorry hon i was just thinking of the old days that song really takes me back, ya know? pull my hair and call me Caesar

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SVD GF

do you like tall and skinny girls? let's go to the mountains and pretend we're in Chechnya my sestra AKM is such a thot blyat is that tapco? come and cuddle, moya lyubov

do you like tall and skinny girls? let's go to the mountains and pretend we're in Chechnya my sestra AKM is such a thot blyat is that tapco? come and cuddle, moya lyubov

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Short Lee-Enfield GF

Mornin' love, what'll it be today? ceoahio Short Lee-Enfield GFsop tor quch one Hmph. Guess our new neighbors So.... Up for a quick one? Optics? Those just slow you down. One minute is plenty of time. Especially for only 15 rounds. If you want to be my King than I can be your Queen What do you mean I have a snubbie nose?! We don't need a Royal Wedding though 10 shots. That's quite bit more than everyone else. Not even that Garand can say the same Fast as lightning love! M-My stock's not loose! That prissy k---- bitch thinks she much more accurate At least I didn't lose two World Wars. N-Not too much shooting. You just might stretch my bolt head.... NONONONO... DON'T MAKE ME GO OVER THE TOP THE MUD, THE SHELLING, MAKE IT STO

Mornin' love, what'll it be today? ceoahio Short Lee-Enfield GFsop tor quch one Hmph. Guess our new neighbors So.... Up for a quick one? Optics? Those just slow you down. One minute is plenty of time. Especially for only 15 rounds. If you want to be my King than I can be your Queen What do you mean I have a snubbie nose?! We don't need a Royal Wedding though 10 shots. That's quite bit more than everyone else. Not even that Garand can say the same Fast as lightning love! M-My stock's not loose! That prissy k---- bitch thinks she much more accurate At least I didn't lose two World Wars. N-Not too much shooting. You just might stretch my bolt head.... NONONONO... DON'T MAKE ME GO OVER THE TOP THE MUD, THE SHELLING, MAKE IT STO

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SAR 80 GF

I love you anon... Please don't leave me like evryone else SAR 80 GF I'm sorry orry for not being good enough I'm not heavy! I'm just. Nevermind... l try my best alright Can't believe that 21 got choosen instead... Anon... wanna just watch TV at home'? l rather not let people see me.. She deserves it though... What a sweet girl M16 is way more user friendly than me? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME!? 'M'M EASIER TO MAINTAIN CHEAPER THAN THAT M16S1 W---- I'M JUST AS RELIABLE There I go again.. Trying to drag others down to my level I'm such a horrible person

I love you anon... Please don't leave me like evryone else SAR 80 GF I'm sorry orry for not being good enough I'm not heavy! I'm just. Nevermind... l try my best alright Can't believe that 21 got choosen instead... Anon... wanna just watch TV at home'? l rather not let people see me.. She deserves it though... What a sweet girl M16 is way more user friendly than me? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME!? 'M'M EASIER TO MAINTAIN CHEAPER THAN THAT M16S1 W---- I'M JUST AS RELIABLE There I go again.. Trying to drag others down to my level I'm such a horrible person

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SAR 21A GF

SAR 21A GF I love my onee-chan You too l guess...you f------ weeb I'm better than Onee-chan! I don't have her probelms! l still love you onee-chan Just because I'm slow doesn't mean I'm bad! Want me to cook some Chicken Rice? I am accurate as your mothers breast milk I can be modded! Unlike onee-chan! SUCK IT ONEE-CHAN Selamat Pagi Weeb I didn't mean to upset her... I was just joking F------ conscripts shoot better!

SAR 21A GF I love my onee-chan You too l guess...you f------ weeb I'm better than Onee-chan! I don't have her probelms! l still love you onee-chan Just because I'm slow doesn't mean I'm bad! Want me to cook some Chicken Rice? I am accurate as your mothers breast milk I can be modded! Unlike onee-chan! SUCK IT ONEE-CHAN Selamat Pagi Weeb I didn't mean to upset her... I was just joking F------ conscripts shoot better!

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P08 GF

P08 gf Oooh, is zat my favorite 9x19? <3 Is zat guy French? Jeder St。β ein Franzos' 45 ACP is so inelegant No more Kaiser but youll do too Do you know ze German word for Ghettoblaster"? I'lI teach you I tell you, polymers are just a fad Zere is nozing wrong with being single-stacked Keep on doing dirty things wiz me, I don't mind my Schätzchen Carry mich and none other Do you like my leg movement? Ze Glock 17 is an absolute slut l bet she doesn't even shoot hot ammo D-Don't be silly, I never executed any Juden! Aaaah, your grip is so tight! I-l'm not old, I'm mature!

P08 gf Oooh, is zat my favorite 9x19? <3 Is zat guy French? Jeder St。β ein Franzos' 45 ACP is so inelegant No more Kaiser but youll do too Do you know ze German word for Ghettoblaster"? I'lI teach you I tell you, polymers are just a fad Zere is nozing wrong with being single-stacked Keep on doing dirty things wiz me, I don't mind my Schätzchen Carry mich and none other Do you like my leg movement? Ze Glock 17 is an absolute slut l bet she doesn't even shoot hot ammo D-Don't be silly, I never executed any Juden! Aaaah, your grip is so tight! I-l'm not old, I'm mature!

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Obrez GF

Anon I love youEEEEEEEEEEE

Anon I love youEEEEEEEEEEE

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Mossberg 590 GF

Mossberg 590 gf Swedish? eh, only distantly it doesn't make much sense to me, nobody ever taught me let's go kick their asses! what do you mean what for"? do we need a reason? call me your trench gun again well, they, uh... looked at you funny iI can we please get some wood furniture? heh a heat shield, maybe? i worked hard to get here but now i get to lord it over that 870 chick JUST WANNA BE LIKE 1897-SENSEI she's always so uppity about her steel

Mossberg 590 gf Swedish? eh, only distantly it doesn't make much sense to me, nobody ever taught me let's go kick their asses! what do you mean what for"? do we need a reason? call me your trench gun again well, they, uh... looked at you funny iI can we please get some wood furniture? heh a heat shield, maybe? i worked hard to get here but now i get to lord it over that 870 chick JUST WANNA BE LIKE 1897-SENSEI she's always so uppity about her steel

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Mosin Nagant GF

MOiST NUGGET GF HELLO COMRADE ANON PLense Bu늬 me The Nice STRiPPER CLiPS ThiS TiMe The BLoDD iT STOPS ThE MiGhTMARES

MOiST NUGGET GF HELLO COMRADE ANON PLense Bu늬 me The Nice STRiPPER CLiPS ThiS TiMe The BLoDD iT STOPS ThE MiGhTMARES

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Mini-14 GF

We can spend a nice night under the stars at the ranch. Ruger Mini-14 GF I know I'm not as famous as I once was, but thanks for choosing me. Do you want to watch The A-Team again? Doesn't a nice set of wood make you hard? You'd like me to wear black??? My barrel has been fixed, I promise I suppose I could... Stainless too??? At least I look nicer than M4 I can slip on a flash hider if vou want to I know my dad didn't want you to own these mag.... Aren't I compact enough already? But what he doesn't know, won't hurt him Factory mags only! I wonder what M14-sama is doing I miss that old folding stock. I hope you don't mind meeting the rest of my family You have a glasses fetish? I have integrated scope mounts you know... Norway? Miami 'd rathor not tallk about those days

We can spend a nice night under the stars at the ranch. Ruger Mini-14 GF I know I'm not as famous as I once was, but thanks for choosing me. Do you want to watch The A-Team again? Doesn't a nice set of wood make you hard? You'd like me to wear black??? My barrel has been fixed, I promise I suppose I could... Stainless too??? At least I look nicer than M4 I can slip on a flash hider if vou want to I know my dad didn't want you to own these mag.... Aren't I compact enough already? But what he doesn't know, won't hurt him Factory mags only! I wonder what M14-sama is doing I miss that old folding stock. I hope you don't mind meeting the rest of my family You have a glasses fetish? I have integrated scope mounts you know... Norway? Miami 'd rathor not tallk about those days

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