We can spend a nice night under the stars at the ranch. Ruger Mini-14 GF I know I'm not as famous as I once was, but thanks for choosing me. Do you want to watch The A-Team again? Doesn't a nice set of wood make you hard? You'd like me to wear black??? My barrel has been fixed, I promise I suppose I could... Stainless too??? At least I look nicer than M4 I can slip on a flash hider if vou want to I know my dad didn't want you to own these mag.... Aren't I compact enough already? But what he doesn't know, won't hurt him Factory mags only! I wonder what M14-sama is doing I miss that old folding stock. I hope you don't mind meeting the rest of my family You have a glasses fetish? I have integrated scope mounts you know... Norway? Miami 'd rathor not tallk about those days

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"i have a headache" GF hasn't had anything to drink. all day woke up from a 3 hour nap draws in bed @jeminix2 will put her cold hands under your shirt to get warm. eepy motion sick from UR hasn't been outside in 4 days always. f------ cold. wants snuggles! plushies on the bed "can I have some" when you make food chronic depression. naps in UC Cheetos for breakfast! (it's 3 PM) "I don't need ibuprofen rn" iron deficiency. messy hair

Brainwashed Combatant gf Programing 100% complete... Loves glowing pink lights "Ready to serve, Commander." Very cool visor Obedience is pleasure Evil = sexy "Yes Commander!" Old life is dead to her. All is for Commander Deeply devoted Exists only to serve the Orginization Has an assigned Unit Number "My body is your property." COD Womb tattoo to show devotion No longer remembers her real name Heightened sensitivity Generic but happy Programmed to be happy "I've no need for thoughts" "I will bring my friends here. Yes Commander!"

"Why do you seek to 'Hold my hand"? What is the purpose, it decreases productivity" VERY hard time understanding emotions The concept of 'affection' evades her The first time you held hands she didn't let go for 3 hours. She looked genuinely confused ". . . I'd like to understand more" Hugging was a big step, but you get the feeling its going to be happening more often now "Flesh- I mean... You, come with me" You were a 'worker' on an IW Battle Barge Started making you do tasks for her. Sought you out specifically, but you were scared to ask why "You've finished the retrofit? Good. Also, we're dating now. You will be moved to my quarters immediately" O IRON WARRIORS GF 8'1" Brutal. Efficient. Hard Working "We have work to do. No time for frivolities" No non- -sense Spends most of her time working in the vehicle bay "My hand is too large to fit into this gearbox, please assist" The tanks she works on growl at you sometimes- Calls her gun "Sheila" mother.. "Teeth? It has Arg did they-... Leave" *screaming and banging ensued* HATES when people tamper with her s--- Major Mommy Issues Works herself to the bone and marrow "Reconciliation is constantly not an option. I do not want it nor does she deserve it" Despite saying it doesn't bother her she vents to you about it a lot "Never good enough for ... Huh? Sorry, mumbling-" "You... You think I do good work, right?" You find her collapsed with her hand in an engine, passed out Might have some imposter syndrome

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Martini-Henry gf The way you expose my chamber in public is so lewd anon! Savages everywhere do it more I can go all day have you got the brass for it tho? Only true gents can handle a refined airl like me Mount me harder! I want to impale some natives with you! Don't go gentle on me lever, I can take a bit of abuse;) hope your not planning on shoving that rolled cartridge in my breech anon, you might have some difficulty getting it back out... Don't mention sandiwana Don't mention Isandiwana Don't mention Isand wana Don't mention Isandlwana Don't mention Isandiwana Don't mention Isandiwana Don't mention Isandiwana Don't mention Isandiwana Dont mention Isandiwana Don't mention sandiwana Don't mention Isandlwana Don't mention Isandwana Don't mention Isandiwana Dan't mention Isandiwana Dont mention Isandwana Don't mention Isandlwana Dan't mention Isandlwana Dot mention Isandwana

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M110K1 GF

Don't talk about that G28 slut around me anon I'm the better rifle because SOCOM uses me, r-right anon? My last owner was a Delta operator. I hope you can keep up -looks at you smugly G-geez anon. I know I have rapiod reloads, but c-could you insert the mags a bit more gently? -secretly enjoys it I know I can be pretty loud sometimes, but if we need to be a bit more...discreet, just put the suppressor on hun ;) Wanna move to Florida? I can handle any alligators. l'm the world's best precision rifle, you know. I'm pretty handy up close too, if you know what I mean -giggles Oh anon, can you pleeeease get me that PRS? I think it would look so good on me, don't you? Dropped like a sack of f-----' patoatoes, good shot Onyx Pos ID on targets Metal 2-3, engaging

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M-14 GF

Do you want to take a vacation? Perhaps to Camp Perry? M14 GF I know I'm not the youngest. B-But I can still go, I promise I heard you don't want no teenage queen anon. I hope you know how to rock & roll when you flip that switch Ah, lets stay away from humid environments. I don't want to warp my stock Hmph! Those idiots in nois don't know how to build me properly! My barrel isn't too long. Isn't walnut beautiful? What's so bad with 20 rounds? That stupid FAL thinks she's so great because those guys in shorts like her. Are you a big enough man to handle me? At least I can buck the wind better than that glorified varmint rifle fufufu, rub some oil all over my stock anon... The only reason those trashy AK's have 30 rounds is because they can't hit anything Please keep the sand away from me

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M1 Garand GF

M1 Garand GF Mornin' hon I am the greatest battle implement ever made. Just tell them I killed fifty men M1903 wishes she can have sights as good as mine. If anyone ever asks... Lil sis is such a cute little Carbine. M14 is nice too. Ah! Not too hard! You'll bend my op-rod! That German chick wishes she can be faster than me. M16 ain't nothing more than a varmint gun. I was so good, even the Japanese wanted me. Facists? Commies? I kil 'em all! 10 rounds? Who do you think I am? That out of date English chick?

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Lee-Enfield GF

Lee-Enfield gf Oi, anon, what're you staring at? really? me again? don't be daft you don't think im too heavy? work me faster! i'm in the worst shape of me life drive me maaaaaaaddddddd surely you can't... or perhaps you can, you saucy boy... RULE BRITANNIA! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! the cartridge is fine, don't pester me about it well, we can just work on staying in range Cor, I been all over you know, i pop open real easy when you do it like that... I like you,though you know how to treat a lady

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FAL L1A1 GF

Fully auto? Pfft, leave that wastage to Argies Want to find out why they call me the 'right-arm of the free wold Rails are for w----- like that inbred AR bunch Wh..what are you doing with that matchstic-AAAAAAH!! fully auto sounds That H&K bint is so jealous of my sleek looks, what a misshapen lump I look equally sexy in a SUIT you know... Unlike some girls I look good in all guises. Have you seen me in wood? No matter how hard I tried I couldn't stop the bombs... Those provos killed so many good boys... I wasn't good enough..

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HK G3 GF

At least my furniture doesn't melt like my little sister's. Guten tag mein liebe! HK G3 GIF Ja. Most people suck and I hate them PT-what? What do those rednecks know about building me? Ja. Ja, slap that handle all night long. But not you mein liebe Hm? You prefer my black dress? But I like green! hat did you say about my forearm being too fat?72 They say I'm a little much on full-auto But you might be able to handle me. At least I'm better sealed than that prissy FAL and that chick M14. 20 rounds is good enough, ja? If not that just means you can't shoot Camo? Ja that is fine. Just make sure it's green and yellow.

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HK 416 GF

radio static noises Hotel Kilo Actual reads you loud and clear affirmative, we have a visual come on, keep up can't keep waiting for you target confirmed moving up fwip fwip* tango down don't forget, everything is expendable except you me? an M16? don't make me laugh accomplishing the mission is all that matters the difference is like night and day they will NEVER be as good as me

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IMI Galil GF

Galil gf shalom, anon! AWOO NOISES lookit my safety! ain't it neat how you don't have to reach over anymore? get me a Fanta hey, don't try to open that here! i'm the real Queen of the Desert use my...other parts.. don't you forget it the extra 5 rounds gives me a little leg up on other girls fold me up, let's go out somewhere! yeah, they're jealous ill never forgive Ichiroku never no, Sako-chan, stop that could you put some nice wood on me? leave Funco alone

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FAL GF

FAL gf bonjour anon i already made you waffles oui, with that syrup you like let's do some long range work today, we don't need you getting spoiled can you wear short shorts for me tonight? n...no it's not perverted ijust like looking at you you know, they call me the right arm of the free world, but i've seen what you do with your right arm.. smug smile* would you like to take a trip to africa for vacation? i remember stories about Rhodesia, and i want to see it myself don't you dare call AK the queen of the desert AK is worst girl w... when you clean me like that, my eyesight starts to go al fuzzy... i could go crazy from this...

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CZ 999 GF

CZ999 gf 2dp lypol yeah, it's a decocker i can keep up with any other service girl! AND a slide stop! i can do better, even! neat, huh! 10 i...i.im not actually that much like Siggu-chan im more german in my heritage... i was in The Matrix, you know! yeah, Neo used me in one scene! ufufufu i know it's a little tough to release like this just do it harder i know i'm a little hard to buy for yes, as hard as you can good boy but it's alright, i don't need that much as long as i have you

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CZ P-09 GF

CZ P-09 gf come come, dear don't get chuffed we need to practice today, we don't have time to argue with them wanna grab some svíčková on the way home? it has such a nostalgic flavor she said what about the Hi Power?!?! nobody insults my grammy and lives! oh yes, the Glock slaves hate me i've got ergonomics, capacity, and aesthetics the poor old Glocks just can't keep up steel? ohohohohohohohoho it's alright, i can wait at home ignore them, hon, polymer is fine come back safe, hon i bet they don't even carry whole boxes of ammo on their belts

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We can spend a nice night under the stars at the ranch. Ruger Mini-14 GF I know I'm not as famous as I once was, but thanks for choosing me. Do you want to watch The A-Team again? Doesn't a nice set of wood make you hard? You'd like me to wear black??? My barrel has been fixed, I promise I suppose I could... Stainless too??? At least I look nicer than M4 I can slip on a flash hider if vou want to I know my dad didn't want you to own these mag.... Aren't I compact enough already? But what he doesn't know, won't hurt him Factory mags only! I wonder what M14-sama is doing I miss that old folding stock. I hope you don't mind meeting the rest of my family You have a glasses fetish? I have integrated scope mounts you know... Norway? Miami 'd rathor not tallk about those days

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