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I know I only shoot pistol cartridges honey. But that means you only have to carrone kind Winchester 1892G Giddy-up anon! How about a night out under the stars? Smokeless? How do you fire a bullet without smoke??? Or we can stay in and watch a movie? True Grit is a fine choice. The John Wayne one that is I know they're pistol rounds. But I promise they'll still kill'em dead I sure hope my steel butt is to your liking Those other rifles wish they can hold as much as me! What do you mean I wasn't historically accurate for those movies?! Ha! Those bolt actions will never be as quick as me baby! Whiskey? That's the devil's drink! You best not piss away your money on that when you could be buying me ammo! You don't want to jam me up... Work that lever like a real cowboy honey... Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?n: That is a gun. I'm just the way God and John Browning wanted me to be!

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I know I only shoot pistol cartridges honey. But that means you only have to carrone kind Winchester 1892G Giddy-up anon! How about a night out under the stars? Smokeless? How do you fire a bullet without smoke??? Or we can stay in and watch a movie? True Grit is a fine choice. The John Wayne one that is I know they're pistol rounds. But I promise they'll still kill'em dead I sure hope my steel butt is to your liking Those other rifles wish they can hold as much as me! What do you mean I wasn't historically accurate for those movies?! Ha! Those bolt actions will never be as quick as me baby! Whiskey? That's the devil's drink! You best not piss away your money on that when you could be buying me ammo! You don't want to jam me up... Work that lever like a real cowboy honey... Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?n: That is a gun. I'm just the way God and John Browning wanted me to be!

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