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NYAH! SEE Thompson Submachine Gun gf honey, the boss was such an ass today, i swear... come on, hey! oh, whoops pay attention when i'm talking! pretend i didn't say that it's not that hard i don't mean to be so harsh i'm sorry a violin case?12! can't you get a Pelican or something? i like to think i'm a little classier than that now he was a famous trumpet man from out Chicago way he had a boogie style that no one else could play he was the top man at his craft but then his number came up, and he was gone with the draft oh, you haven't seen anything yet do do de do de doo, a blowin reveille i call this move "the Annihilator" oh, sorry hon i was just thinking of the old days that song really takes me back, ya know? pull my hair and call me Caesar

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Brainwashed Combatant gf Programing 100% complete... Loves glowing pink lights "Ready to serve, Commander." Very cool visor Obedience is pleasure Evil = sexy "Yes Commander!" Old life is dead to her. All is for Commander Deeply devoted Exists only to serve the Orginization Has an assigned Unit Number "My body is your property." COD Womb tattoo to show devotion No longer remembers her real name Heightened sensitivity Generic but happy Programmed to be happy "I've no need for thoughts" "I will bring my friends here. Yes Commander!"

"Why do you seek to 'Hold my hand"? What is the purpose, it decreases productivity" VERY hard time understanding emotions The concept of 'affection' evades her The first time you held hands she didn't let go for 3 hours. She looked genuinely confused ". . . I'd like to understand more" Hugging was a big step, but you get the feeling its going to be happening more often now "Flesh- I mean... You, come with me" You were a 'worker' on an IW Battle Barge Started making you do tasks for her. Sought you out specifically, but you were scared to ask why "You've finished the retrofit? Good. Also, we're dating now. You will be moved to my quarters immediately" O IRON WARRIORS GF 8'1" Brutal. Efficient. Hard Working "We have work to do. No time for frivolities" No non- -sense Spends most of her time working in the vehicle bay "My hand is too large to fit into this gearbox, please assist" The tanks she works on growl at you sometimes- Calls her gun "Sheila" mother.. "Teeth? It has Arg did they-... Leave" *screaming and banging ensued* HATES when people tamper with her s--- Major Mommy Issues Works herself to the bone and marrow "Reconciliation is constantly not an option. I do not want it nor does she deserve it" Despite saying it doesn't bother her she vents to you about it a lot "Never good enough for ... Huh? Sorry, mumbling-" "You... You think I do good work, right?" You find her collapsed with her hand in an engine, passed out Might have some imposter syndrome

"01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101" Takes you hunting for archeotech with her. Her skull's name it D3-Beta Y You call her Debby Trying to reach you to speak binary Tech-Priest "You're presence has increased this ones productivity levels by 12.075%" "Your continued presence is requested" Holds your hand with her mechadendrite when she's busy Refers to herself as 'This One' Probably a religious thing GF Always smells like oil and incense "The warmth of your skin is... Acceptable" Made you a com device to always keep in touch Insists you replace your weak flesh with steel. "It will allow us both to more efficiently serve the Omnissiah..." She just wants to keep you around longer "...and yes, your extended company will be a benefit to this one's mood" "Your assistance is requested in lubricating this one's appendages ... Why has blood began rushing to your cheeks?" Starts buffering whenever you kiss her "E-Error Error" Another kiss usually 'reboots' her Fixes your lasgun for you With some 'minor' modifications Spends at least an hour praying to it's machine spirit after tho- Got very excited when you uncovered this weird machine that burns bread... But it was cute "The odds of you finding this- Data is irrelevant, Come. I will compensate you with your desired for of affection" Apologizes when she gets grease on you when you hug her Still has 'some' of her original parts

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SAR 21A GF I love my onee-chan You too l guess...you f------ weeb I'm better than Onee-chan! I don't have her probelms! l still love you onee-chan Just because I'm slow doesn't mean I'm bad! Want me to cook some Chicken Rice? I am accurate as your mothers breast milk I can be modded! Unlike onee-chan! SUCK IT ONEE-CHAN Selamat Pagi Weeb I didn't mean to upset her... I was just joking F------ conscripts shoot better!

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P08 gf Oooh, is zat my favorite 9x19? <3 Is zat guy French? Jeder St。β ein Franzos' 45 ACP is so inelegant No more Kaiser but youll do too Do you know ze German word for Ghettoblaster"? I'lI teach you I tell you, polymers are just a fad Zere is nozing wrong with being single-stacked Keep on doing dirty things wiz me, I don't mind my Schätzchen Carry mich and none other Do you like my leg movement? Ze Glock 17 is an absolute slut l bet she doesn't even shoot hot ammo D-Don't be silly, I never executed any Juden! Aaaah, your grip is so tight! I-l'm not old, I'm mature!

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Mossberg 590 gf Swedish? eh, only distantly it doesn't make much sense to me, nobody ever taught me let's go kick their asses! what do you mean what for"? do we need a reason? call me your trench gun again well, they, uh... looked at you funny iI can we please get some wood furniture? heh a heat shield, maybe? i worked hard to get here but now i get to lord it over that 870 chick JUST WANNA BE LIKE 1897-SENSEI she's always so uppity about her steel

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MOiST NUGGET GF HELLO COMRADE ANON PLense Bu늬 me The Nice STRiPPER CLiPS ThiS TiMe The BLoDD iT STOPS ThE MiGhTMARES

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We can spend a nice night under the stars at the ranch. Ruger Mini-14 GF I know I'm not as famous as I once was, but thanks for choosing me. Do you want to watch The A-Team again? Doesn't a nice set of wood make you hard? You'd like me to wear black??? My barrel has been fixed, I promise I suppose I could... Stainless too??? At least I look nicer than M4 I can slip on a flash hider if vou want to I know my dad didn't want you to own these mag.... Aren't I compact enough already? But what he doesn't know, won't hurt him Factory mags only! I wonder what M14-sama is doing I miss that old folding stock. I hope you don't mind meeting the rest of my family You have a glasses fetish? I have integrated scope mounts you know... Norway? Miami 'd rathor not tallk about those days

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Martini-Henry gf The way you expose my chamber in public is so lewd anon! Savages everywhere do it more I can go all day have you got the brass for it tho? Only true gents can handle a refined airl like me Mount me harder! I want to impale some natives with you! Don't go gentle on me lever, I can take a bit of abuse;) hope your not planning on shoving that rolled cartridge in my breech anon, you might have some difficulty getting it back out... Don't mention sandiwana Don't mention Isandiwana Don't mention Isand wana Don't mention Isandlwana Don't mention Isandiwana Don't mention Isandiwana Don't mention Isandiwana Don't mention Isandiwana Dont mention Isandiwana Don't mention sandiwana Don't mention Isandlwana Don't mention Isandwana Don't mention Isandiwana Dan't mention Isandiwana Dont mention Isandwana Don't mention Isandlwana Dan't mention Isandlwana Dot mention Isandwana

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Don't talk about that G28 slut around me anon I'm the better rifle because SOCOM uses me, r-right anon? My last owner was a Delta operator. I hope you can keep up -looks at you smugly G-geez anon. I know I have rapiod reloads, but c-could you insert the mags a bit more gently? -secretly enjoys it I know I can be pretty loud sometimes, but if we need to be a bit more...discreet, just put the suppressor on hun ;) Wanna move to Florida? I can handle any alligators. l'm the world's best precision rifle, you know. I'm pretty handy up close too, if you know what I mean -giggles Oh anon, can you pleeeease get me that PRS? I think it would look so good on me, don't you? Dropped like a sack of f-----' patoatoes, good shot Onyx Pos ID on targets Metal 2-3, engaging

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Do you want to take a vacation? Perhaps to Camp Perry? M14 GF I know I'm not the youngest. B-But I can still go, I promise I heard you don't want no teenage queen anon. I hope you know how to rock & roll when you flip that switch Ah, lets stay away from humid environments. I don't want to warp my stock Hmph! Those idiots in nois don't know how to build me properly! My barrel isn't too long. Isn't walnut beautiful? What's so bad with 20 rounds? That stupid FAL thinks she's so great because those guys in shorts like her. Are you a big enough man to handle me? At least I can buck the wind better than that glorified varmint rifle fufufu, rub some oil all over my stock anon... The only reason those trashy AK's have 30 rounds is because they can't hit anything Please keep the sand away from me

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