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Mornin' love, what'll it be today? ceoahio Short Lee-Enfield GFsop tor quch one Hmph. Guess our new neighbors So.... Up for a quick one? Optics? Those just slow you down. One minute is plenty of time. Especially for only 15 rounds. If you want to be my King than I can be your Queen What do you mean I have a snubbie nose?! We don't need a Royal Wedding though 10 shots. That's quite bit more than everyone else. Not even that Garand can say the same Fast as lightning love! M-My stock's not loose! That prissy k---- bitch thinks she much more accurate At least I didn't lose two World Wars. N-Not too much shooting. You just might stretch my bolt head.... NONONONO... DON'T MAKE ME GO OVER THE TOP THE MUD, THE SHELLING, MAKE IT STO

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PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPENDS HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH... WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH... WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" SHES TURNING 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY

Autistic Gamer GF spam texts her entire vocabulary consists of quoting memes from TikTok has beaten Elden Ring at least 5 times painfully blunt collects small objects a little too good with computers trading card hyperfixation will ignore you unintentionally if she's watching TikTok terminally online @jeminix2 looks angry af, but actually just anxious af will choose video games over sex (sorry) waiting for someone to ask her about her OCs 5 star chef immune to flirting can read the room, just chooses not to JEMINIX2 PATREON

"i have a headache" GF hasn't had anything to drink. all day woke up from a 3 hour nap draws in bed @jeminix2 will put her cold hands under your shirt to get warm. eepy motion sick from UR hasn't been outside in 4 days always. f------ cold. wants snuggles! plushies on the bed "can I have some" when you make food chronic depression. naps in UC Cheetos for breakfast! (it's 3 PM) "I don't need ibuprofen rn" iron deficiency. messy hair

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Mossberg 590 gf Swedish? eh, only distantly it doesn't make much sense to me, nobody ever taught me let's go kick their asses! what do you mean what for"? do we need a reason? call me your trench gun again well, they, uh... looked at you funny iI can we please get some wood furniture? heh a heat shield, maybe? i worked hard to get here but now i get to lord it over that 870 chick JUST WANNA BE LIKE 1897-SENSEI she's always so uppity about her steel

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MOiST NUGGET GF HELLO COMRADE ANON PLense Bu늬 me The Nice STRiPPER CLiPS ThiS TiMe The BLoDD iT STOPS ThE MiGhTMARES

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We can spend a nice night under the stars at the ranch. Ruger Mini-14 GF I know I'm not as famous as I once was, but thanks for choosing me. Do you want to watch The A-Team again? Doesn't a nice set of wood make you hard? You'd like me to wear black??? My barrel has been fixed, I promise I suppose I could... Stainless too??? At least I look nicer than M4 I can slip on a flash hider if vou want to I know my dad didn't want you to own these mag.... Aren't I compact enough already? But what he doesn't know, won't hurt him Factory mags only! I wonder what M14-sama is doing I miss that old folding stock. I hope you don't mind meeting the rest of my family You have a glasses fetish? I have integrated scope mounts you know... Norway? Miami 'd rathor not tallk about those days

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Martini-Henry gf The way you expose my chamber in public is so lewd anon! Savages everywhere do it more I can go all day have you got the brass for it tho? Only true gents can handle a refined airl like me Mount me harder! I want to impale some natives with you! Don't go gentle on me lever, I can take a bit of abuse;) hope your not planning on shoving that rolled cartridge in my breech anon, you might have some difficulty getting it back out... Don't mention sandiwana Don't mention Isandiwana Don't mention Isand wana Don't mention Isandlwana Don't mention Isandiwana Don't mention Isandiwana Don't mention Isandiwana Don't mention Isandiwana Dont mention Isandiwana Don't mention sandiwana Don't mention Isandlwana Don't mention Isandwana Don't mention Isandiwana Dan't mention Isandiwana Dont mention Isandwana Don't mention Isandlwana Dan't mention Isandlwana Dot mention Isandwana

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Lee-Enfield gf Oi, anon, what're you staring at? really? me again? don't be daft you don't think im too heavy? work me faster! i'm in the worst shape of me life drive me maaaaaaaddddddd surely you can't... or perhaps you can, you saucy boy... RULE BRITANNIA! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! the cartridge is fine, don't pester me about it well, we can just work on staying in range Cor, I been all over you know, i pop open real easy when you do it like that... I like you,though you know how to treat a lady

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Mornin' love, what'll it be today? ceoahio Short Lee-Enfield GFsop tor quch one Hmph. Guess our new neighbors So.... Up for a quick one? Optics? Those just slow you down. One minute is plenty of time. Especially for only 15 rounds. If you want to be my King than I can be your Queen What do you mean I have a snubbie nose?! We don't need a Royal Wedding though 10 shots. That's quite bit more than everyone else. Not even that Garand can say the same Fast as lightning love! M-My stock's not loose! That prissy k---- bitch thinks she much more accurate At least I didn't lose two World Wars. N-Not too much shooting. You just might stretch my bolt head.... NONONONO... DON'T MAKE ME GO OVER THE TOP THE MUD, THE SHELLING, MAKE IT STO

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