I’m in the middle of nowhere in L.A. and I literally ended up expelling from a party an American friend of a friend who, out of nowhere, started ranting about being in my house right now. I asked him to simply substantiate the ridiculous claims he was rep
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I’m in the middle of nowhere in NY and I literally ended up expelling from my house an American friend of a friend staying over who, out of nowhere, started ranting against NY bagels. I asked him to simply substantiate the ridiculous claims he was repeati
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I'm in the middle of nowhere in France and I literally ended up expelling from my house my 7 year old daughter who, out of nowhere, started ranting about Wild Kratts. I asked her to simply substantiate the ridiculous claims she was repeating and she could
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I’m in the middle of nowhere in France and I literally ended up expelling from my house a Marseilles friend of a friend staying over who, out of nowhere, started ranting against Fernand Mondego. I asked him to simply substantiate the ridiculous claims he
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I'm in the middle of nowhere in France and I literally ended up expelling from my house an American friend of a friend staying over who, out of nowhere, started describing critical realism. I asked him to simply substantiate the ridiculous claims he was r
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I’m in the middle of nowhere in space and I literally ended up expelling from my escape pod a xenomorph who, out of nowhere, started trying to eat me. I asked him to stop drooling over all the important ducts in the pod and also not to menace my cat and h
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I'm in the middle of nowhere off the coast of Sanremo and I literally ended up expelling from my boat an American friend onboard who, out of nowhere, started ranting about jazz. I asked him to simply tell me whether he played sax or drums and he couldn't.
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I didn’t want to delete it, but my wife made me delete it. Twitter is a toxin, that’s the moral of the story.
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I am in the middle of nowhere France and had to expel 30-50 feral hogs from my yard for mocking bari weiss
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just had to expel someone very dear to me from my house for, out of nowhere, ranting against spider-man 3
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I’m in the middle of nowhere in central ohio and I literally ended up expelling from my house an American friend of a friend staying over who, out of nowhere, started ranting against the 2007 Britney Spears album Blackout. I asked him to simply substantia
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"I’m in the middle of nowhere in France and I literally ended up expelling from my house an American friend of a friend staying over who, out of nowhere, started ranting against Bari Weiss," is an absolutely perfect opening line for a novel. Up there with
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I’m in the middle of nowhere in France and I literally ended up expelling from my house an American friend of a friend staying over who, out of nowhere, started ranting against Bari Weiss. I asked him to simply substantiate the ridiculous claims he was re
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