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Secure https://www.omegle.com Comegle Talk to strangers! You don't need an app to use Omegle on your phone or tablet! The web site works great on mobile. Omegle (oh meg ull) is a great way to meet new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick someone else at random and let you talk one-on-one. To help you stay safe, chats are anonymous unless you tell someone who you are (not suggested), and you can stop a chat at any time. Predators have been known to use Omegle, so please be careful If you prefer, you can add your interests, and Omegle will look for someone who's into some of the same things as you instead of someone completely random By ng magle, you accept the terms at the bottom. You must be 18 or 13 with poten Video is monitored. Keep it clean ( 18+ (Adult) (Unmoderated Section) What do you wanna talk about? boys Find strangers with common interests College student chat Say Start chatting: Text Video Undset

Secure https://www.omegle.com Comegle Talk to strangers! You don't need an app to use Omegle on your phone or tablet! The web site works great on mobile. Omegle (oh meg ull) is a great way to meet new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick someone else at random and let you talk one-on-one. To help you stay safe, chats are anonymous unless you tell someone who you are (not suggested), and you can stop a chat at any time. Predators have been known to use Omegle, so please be careful If you prefer, you can add your interests, and Omegle will look for someone who's into some of the same things as you instead of someone completely random By ng magle, you accept the terms at the bottom. You must be 18 or 13 with poten Video is monitored. Keep it clean ( 18+ (Adult) (Unmoderated Section) What do you wanna talk about? boys Find strangers with common interests College student chat Say Start chatting: Text Video Undset

heartbreak is hard to get over

megle omegle.com megle Talk to se You're now chatting wr Omegle couldn't find anyo Stranger: hi Stranger: age Stranger: 13 Stranger: im really sad You: why omegleom Stranger: my girlfriend brok up with me You: id you love her?( You: did Stranger: yea afot You: how lond did you date? Stranger: 13 hours

megle omegle.com megle Talk to se You're now chatting wr Omegle couldn't find anyo Stranger: hi Stranger: age Stranger: 13 Stranger: im really sad You: why omegleom Stranger: my girlfriend brok up with me You: id you love her?( You: did Stranger: yea afot You: how lond did you date? Stranger: 13 hours

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anon learns of the tiddy

Question to discuss: the tiddy, hmm Stranger 2: Whats the tiddy Stranger 1 has disconnected

Question to discuss: the tiddy, hmm Stranger 2: Whats the tiddy Stranger 1 has disconnected

tiddy hmm omegle

Typical American and British Conversation :)

Stranger: Spaghetti? Stranger: Lol You: Yeah thats the same Imao Stranger: Closet You: Wardrobe Stranger: Uhh idk what else You: Your gas is our petrol Stranger: Ohhh Our school is your gun range| Stop Esc

Stranger: Spaghetti? Stranger: Lol You: Yeah thats the same Imao Stranger: Closet You: Wardrobe Stranger: Uhh idk what else You: Your gas is our petrol Stranger: Ohhh Our school is your gun range| Stop Esc

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you both like guns

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi You both like guns (EC- omeele.com

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi You both like guns (EC- omeele.com

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idk what 21 pilots is but me and anon just created a cool idea for a comedy skit that will never be

Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle Question to discuss Any twenty one pilots fans out there???? If so, HEATHENS IS SO GOOD Stranger: Twenty one pilots? Stranger: The cockpit would get a bit crowded You: i don't think i know that one You: so tru Stranger: Imagine that over the PA Stranger: "I'll be your captain, and so will these other 20 people" You: top f------ kek m8 Stranger: kek't You: best laugh i've had all night You: thanks for that man You: i needed that Stranger: You're welcome, faceless stranger Stranger: Imagine how awkward it would be if they You: yealh Stranger: "John, Henry, if you two do not stop fighting, were all mad at each other You: just I'M TURNING THIS TRANSNATIONAL FLIGHT AROUND" You: "it's my turn to drive" You: "f--- off shitlord Carlton said i could drive this time" You: "WHO IS STEPPING ON MY FOOT" Stranger: "WHO THE F--- BUMPED ME WHILE I'M FLYING THIS GODDAMN B-------" You: goddamn that would make an awesome comedy skit Stranger: get the snl people in here You: imma have to write this s--- down You: imagine if one pilot got super drunk and then stole all the alcohol off the little tray table thing they bring around to pass out snacks and stuff on Stranger: "What do you mean you're drunk? You're supposed to be flying!" Stranger: "WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BU FLYING JOSH YOU IDIOT" Stranger: be* You: and then everyone but him ended up having to another plane and then some kind of air police came You: all while both planes were hovering there use the bathroom so he took over and crashed into and had to take care of it You: motionless Stranger: they pull the plane over to the side of the cloud bank You: just hovering Stranger: "Can I see some license and registration" Stranger: "You could, but these windows don't really open that much Stranger:" You: just opens a helicopter door or something and screams it to the 21 pilots You: and none of them can hear it so the officer asks them to step out of the vehicle Stranger: "Sir I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle Stranger: "We're 30,000 feet in the air officer" You: and then they either walk on air or fall to the ground Stranger: "Are you resisting arrest?" Stranger: man Stranger: what a great idea for a comedy sketch Stranger: that will never be realised You: thank you so much for this You: i am SO saving this conversation Stranger: Me too Stranger: I haven't had a decent, non-sexual conversation in centuries You: same You: anyways a bird literally just started tweeting so i think it's late enough in the morning for me to be getting off soon Stranger: Alright You: see you whenever our paths may cross again i guess Stranger: You take care Stranger: And stay classy You: you too Stranger: Bye You: k You have disconnected.

Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle Question to discuss Any twenty one pilots fans out there???? If so, HEATHENS IS SO GOOD Stranger: Twenty one pilots? Stranger: The cockpit would get a bit crowded You: i don't think i know that one You: so tru Stranger: Imagine that over the PA Stranger: "I'll be your captain, and so will these other 20 people" You: top f------ kek m8 Stranger: kek't You: best laugh i've had all night You: thanks for that man You: i needed that Stranger: You're welcome, faceless stranger Stranger: Imagine how awkward it would be if they You: yealh Stranger: "John, Henry, if you two do not stop fighting, were all mad at each other You: just I'M TURNING THIS TRANSNATIONAL FLIGHT AROUND" You: "it's my turn to drive" You: "f--- off shitlord Carlton said i could drive this time" You: "WHO IS STEPPING ON MY FOOT" Stranger: "WHO THE F--- BUMPED ME WHILE I'M FLYING THIS GODDAMN B-------" You: goddamn that would make an awesome comedy skit Stranger: get the snl people in here You: imma have to write this s--- down You: imagine if one pilot got super drunk and then stole all the alcohol off the little tray table thing they bring around to pass out snacks and stuff on Stranger: "What do you mean you're drunk? You're supposed to be flying!" Stranger: "WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BU FLYING JOSH YOU IDIOT" Stranger: be* You: and then everyone but him ended up having to another plane and then some kind of air police came You: all while both planes were hovering there use the bathroom so he took over and crashed into and had to take care of it You: motionless Stranger: they pull the plane over to the side of the cloud bank You: just hovering Stranger: "Can I see some license and registration" Stranger: "You could, but these windows don't really open that much Stranger:" You: just opens a helicopter door or something and screams it to the 21 pilots You: and none of them can hear it so the officer asks them to step out of the vehicle Stranger: "Sir I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle Stranger: "We're 30,000 feet in the air officer" You: and then they either walk on air or fall to the ground Stranger: "Are you resisting arrest?" Stranger: man Stranger: what a great idea for a comedy sketch Stranger: that will never be realised You: thank you so much for this You: i am SO saving this conversation Stranger: Me too Stranger: I haven't had a decent, non-sexual conversation in centuries You: same You: anyways a bird literally just started tweeting so i think it's late enough in the morning for me to be getting off soon Stranger: Alright You: see you whenever our paths may cross again i guess Stranger: You take care Stranger: And stay classy You: you too Stranger: Bye You: k You have disconnected.

omegle question mode 21 pilots 21 pilots in one cockpit talk about crowded

Literally every conversation

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: Hello! Stranger: M You: M Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: Hello! Stranger: M You: M Stranger has disconnected.

one word at a time

omegle Talk to strangers! each say ONE word that would create a You: there Stranger: was Stranger young You: bear You: sat Stranger: stump You: the You: of Stranger: the You: bear Stranger: finally You: discovered Stranger: that Stranger: mighty Stranger: ruler You: camel You: sad You: he Stranger: sentanced You: him Stranger: because You: he You: the Stranger: beautifu You: penguin Stranger: jewel Stranger: belonged Stranger the You: camel You: then Stranger: the You: bear Stranger: from Stranger: stump You: and Stranger: fled Stranger: the Stranger desert You:, there You: magical Stranger: wizard You: of Stranger: the Stranger: stopped You: and Stranger told You: him Stranger: "bear You: give Strangeryou Stranger: freedom You: wory Stranger: exeouton Stranger: yourset You:, instead You: can Stranger: overthrow Stranger: camel You: king You: they You: back Stranger palace You: and Stranger chalenged You: the Stranger: king Stranger: camel You:king You: bear Stranger: the You: great Stranger: sword Stranger: nazareth You:conquered Stranger: by You: the Stranger: camel You: ovenord Stranger: wizand You: wep You: bear Stranger: fought You: bravely You: (D:) Stranger: the Stranger: then You: began You: cast You: reviva Stranger: spel Stranger: bear Stranger: out You: at You:king Stranger: and Stranger: D) Stranger: then You: wizand You: bear Stranger: thome Stranger: became You:king Stranger:they You: great Stranger: statue You: depicing You: batte Stranger: between You: bear You: camel Stranger king You and Stranger: wizard You: declared Stranger: peace Stranger: the You: land You: and Stranger: ever Stranger: end You:I CANT BELIEVE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED Stranger: THAT WAS PERFECT StrangerI LOVE YOU

omegle Talk to strangers! each say ONE word that would create a You: there Stranger: was Stranger young You: bear You: sat Stranger: stump You: the You: of Stranger: the You: bear Stranger: finally You: discovered Stranger: that Stranger: mighty Stranger: ruler You: camel You: sad You: he Stranger: sentanced You: him Stranger: because You: he You: the Stranger: beautifu You: penguin Stranger: jewel Stranger: belonged Stranger the You: camel You: then Stranger: the You: bear Stranger: from Stranger: stump You: and Stranger: fled Stranger: the Stranger desert You:, there You: magical Stranger: wizard You: of Stranger: the Stranger: stopped You: and Stranger told You: him Stranger: "bear You: give Strangeryou Stranger: freedom You: wory Stranger: exeouton Stranger: yourset You:, instead You: can Stranger: overthrow Stranger: camel You: king You: they You: back Stranger palace You: and Stranger chalenged You: the Stranger: king Stranger: camel You:king You: bear Stranger: the You: great Stranger: sword Stranger: nazareth You:conquered Stranger: by You: the Stranger: camel You: ovenord Stranger: wizand You: wep You: bear Stranger: fought You: bravely You: (D:) Stranger: the Stranger: then You: began You: cast You: reviva Stranger: spel Stranger: bear Stranger: out You: at You:king Stranger: and Stranger: D) Stranger: then You: wizand You: bear Stranger: thome Stranger: became You:king Stranger:they You: great Stranger: statue You: depicing You: batte Stranger: between You: bear You: camel Stranger king You and Stranger: wizard You: declared Stranger: peace Stranger: the You: land You: and Stranger: ever Stranger: end You:I CANT BELIEVE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED Stranger: THAT WAS PERFECT StrangerI LOVE YOU

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TOP KEK B O I S IN THE HOUSE

Stranger: hi m 19 You: TOP KEK B O IS IN THE HOUSE XD Stranger has disconnected

Stranger: hi m 19 You: TOP KEK B O IS IN THE HOUSE XD Stranger has disconnected

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Praise the sun

You both like videogames You: PRAISE THE SUNI You: Ew Stranger: you are awesome, stranger You: Too much makeup You: Get some good armour, scrub omegleltpm

You both like videogames You: PRAISE THE SUNI You: Ew Stranger: you are awesome, stranger You: Too much makeup You: Get some good armour, scrub omegleltpm

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"listen u lil shit"

00 Verizon 12:22 PM ruinedchildhood = 100k-posts Follow gea You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: how old r u Stranger: 9 Stranger: mlp fan You: why r u on omegle Stranger: show me your t--- meele.com -shadows-fades coolemcha They're poisoning them early Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right novw Source: birf 235,340 notes telescopical

00 Verizon 12:22 PM ruinedchildhood = 100k-posts Follow gea You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: how old r u Stranger: 9 Stranger: mlp fan You: why r u on omegle Stranger: show me your t--- meele.com -shadows-fades coolemcha They're poisoning them early Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right novw Source: birf 235,340 notes telescopical

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Israel

omeele Stranger: where are u from? You: Ireland. You: You? Stranger: aww cool Stranger: israel You: I think that county You: is rael cool You: B) Stranger has disconnected.

omeele Stranger: where are u from? You: Ireland. You: You? Stranger: aww cool Stranger: israel You: I think that county You: is rael cool You: B) Stranger has disconnected.

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I put the Zelda rap as the question and...

omeele T Talk to strangers! You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omeglel Question to discuss: It's the Legend of Zelda and it's really rad, Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad, Octoroks and Tektites, Leavers too, But with your help our hero pulls through. Ya, go Link, ya, get Zelda. Stranger 1: Homosexuality is a mental illness You see, for upwards of 7O years the American Psychiatric Association classified it as a mental disorder. However in the early 1970s, homosexual activists campaigned violently against the APA, protesting at their offices and at annual meetings from 1970 to 1973. In 1973 the Board of Trustees caved in and voted to remove homosexuality as a disorder category from their diagnostic manual, a decision ratified by 58% of the general APA membership the following year. Since then the APA has updated its DSM and has openly renounced its former position. In this video, the former president of the APA says that homosexuals are blocking science from being performed and are hijacking learning institutions for their own political and sexual goals: https://www.youtube.com/watch? V-7NyX5CxGraE Stranger 2: f--- off Stranger 1: make me Stranger 1: oh wait Stranger 2:il pay u Stranger 1: you can't Stranger 1: will you? Stranger 1: how much? Stranger 2: maybe Stranger 1: how much Stranger 2: how about in a hug Stranger 2: im right behind u Stranger 1: f--- that Stranger 2: my head explodes Stranger 1: i'm lying on my bed Stranger 2: lol Stranger 1: ok well I'm going to spread more hate now Stranger 2: fun Stranger 1: unless you pay me $$$ Stranger 2: good luck Stranger 1: your choice Stranger 1: you can stop it Stranger 1: will you? Stranger 2: go right ahead lol Stranger 1: ok Stranger 1 has disconnected

omeele T Talk to strangers! You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omeglel Question to discuss: It's the Legend of Zelda and it's really rad, Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad, Octoroks and Tektites, Leavers too, But with your help our hero pulls through. Ya, go Link, ya, get Zelda. Stranger 1: Homosexuality is a mental illness You see, for upwards of 7O years the American Psychiatric Association classified it as a mental disorder. However in the early 1970s, homosexual activists campaigned violently against the APA, protesting at their offices and at annual meetings from 1970 to 1973. In 1973 the Board of Trustees caved in and voted to remove homosexuality as a disorder category from their diagnostic manual, a decision ratified by 58% of the general APA membership the following year. Since then the APA has updated its DSM and has openly renounced its former position. In this video, the former president of the APA says that homosexuals are blocking science from being performed and are hijacking learning institutions for their own political and sexual goals: https://www.youtube.com/watch? V-7NyX5CxGraE Stranger 2: f--- off Stranger 1: make me Stranger 1: oh wait Stranger 2:il pay u Stranger 1: you can't Stranger 1: will you? Stranger 1: how much? Stranger 2: maybe Stranger 1: how much Stranger 2: how about in a hug Stranger 2: im right behind u Stranger 1: f--- that Stranger 2: my head explodes Stranger 1: i'm lying on my bed Stranger 2: lol Stranger 1: ok well I'm going to spread more hate now Stranger 2: fun Stranger 1: unless you pay me $$$ Stranger 2: good luck Stranger 1: your choice Stranger 1: you can stop it Stranger 1: will you? Stranger 2: go right ahead lol Stranger 1: ok Stranger 1 has disconnected

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What. The. Fuck.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: my baby alive is broken it wont stop pissing please help me Stranger has disconnected. New chat or switch to text or video Please try to discuss the question, not just disconnect!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: my baby alive is broken it wont stop pissing please help me Stranger has disconnected. New chat or switch to text or video Please try to discuss the question, not just disconnect!

baby alive question

Yes.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi, 20 m) You: i am heavy weapons guy You: and this You: is my weapon Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi, 20 m) You: i am heavy weapons guy You: and this You: is my weapon Stranger has disconnected.

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More pirates...

Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: Let create a story using one word at a time, l'll start George.. You: Had Stranger: ate You: the Stranger: ham You: With Stranger: forks You: And Stranger: a You: pirate Stranger: one You: Of Stranger: transalvania's You: best Stranger: part You:takers Stranger: Blood You: was Stranger: Rare You: In Stranger: treasures You: Of Stranger: dead You: bananas Stranger:. Kiwi's You: And Stranger: bastards You: Boobs You have disconnected

Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: Let create a story using one word at a time, l'll start George.. You: Had Stranger: ate You: the Stranger: ham You: With Stranger: forks You: And Stranger: a You: pirate Stranger: one You: Of Stranger: transalvania's You: best Stranger: part You:takers Stranger: Blood You: was Stranger: Rare You: In Stranger: treasures You: Of Stranger: dead You: bananas Stranger:. Kiwi's You: And Stranger: bastards You: Boobs You have disconnected

Pirates, Sherlock, And... Joe?

omeele Talkto strangerst You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss ugly ppl should not have equal rights You: Arrr? Stranger: So you shouldnt, mate You: YAR! Stranger: cuz you're ugly from the inside Stranger: Are you a pirate or sth? You: Pirate You: "Shuffles away* Stranger: Do what you want cuz a Pirate is free.... You: YOU ARE A PIRATE! Stranger: :D You::> Stranger: How are you today, Pirate Stranger?D Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch? You: Very good You: YOU HAVE PIRATICAL MATEY! Stranger: Piratical...what? xD You: JOE?! You: D You: JOE!!! Stranger: I'm not Joe D You:: You: WHERE'S JOE? Stranger: 1....Was so hungry You: Me too... Stranger: So i ate him You: [PLOT TWIST INTENSIFIES] Stranger: But who IS Joe?? You: HOW DID YOU EAT JOE, IS WHAT SHOULD BE FIRST! Stranger: But how could i eat someone i don't even know You::O Stranger: I first need to know who he is... was... whatever You: But--JOE WAS THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY! Stranger: Oh yeah, right. He.... brought the wrong pizza so i ate him instead You: ...Oh? Well, We should investigate the pizza! You: DO YOU AGREE? Stranger: i... ate it too You::O You: WE SHALL INVESTIGATE THE ORIGIN OF THE PIZZA Stranger: yeaah i was mad at the owner of that little pizza service... maybe we could investigate the ashes? You: Oh You: Well You: Sure? You: [INVESTIGATION INTENSIFIES Stranger: Hmm let's see Yep. This is ashes You: Oh M Stranger: An you see that? Stranger: over there? You: WHAT? Stranger: ASHES! You::o You: UNBELIEVABLE, SHERLOCK! Stranger: yea we should bag the ashes and bring them to.... oh right. i accidentally burned the lab too, damn.. You: Then... WE ORDER... pizza!:) Stranger: Great idea! What could possibly go wrong. You: *Gets BobPhone Z HELLO? IS THIS FREDBEAR? I'LL TAKE 20 You: HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? You: You: Hell, I'll take 25! Stranger: Came here to have a normal conversation. And this is what i got xD Thank you, Stranger, have a nice day =D I'm out (--)7 You: Sorry You: I'm immortalizing this on on know your meme You: This gem You have disconnected

omeele Talkto strangerst You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss ugly ppl should not have equal rights You: Arrr? Stranger: So you shouldnt, mate You: YAR! Stranger: cuz you're ugly from the inside Stranger: Are you a pirate or sth? You: Pirate You: "Shuffles away* Stranger: Do what you want cuz a Pirate is free.... You: YOU ARE A PIRATE! Stranger: :D You::> Stranger: How are you today, Pirate Stranger?D Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch? You: Very good You: YOU HAVE PIRATICAL MATEY! Stranger: Piratical...what? xD You: JOE?! You: D You: JOE!!! Stranger: I'm not Joe D You:: You: WHERE'S JOE? Stranger: 1....Was so hungry You: Me too... Stranger: So i ate him You: [PLOT TWIST INTENSIFIES] Stranger: But who IS Joe?? You: HOW DID YOU EAT JOE, IS WHAT SHOULD BE FIRST! Stranger: But how could i eat someone i don't even know You::O Stranger: I first need to know who he is... was... whatever You: But--JOE WAS THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY! Stranger: Oh yeah, right. He.... brought the wrong pizza so i ate him instead You: ...Oh? Well, We should investigate the pizza! You: DO YOU AGREE? Stranger: i... ate it too You::O You: WE SHALL INVESTIGATE THE ORIGIN OF THE PIZZA Stranger: yeaah i was mad at the owner of that little pizza service... maybe we could investigate the ashes? You: Oh You: Well You: Sure? You: [INVESTIGATION INTENSIFIES Stranger: Hmm let's see Yep. This is ashes You: Oh M Stranger: An you see that? Stranger: over there? You: WHAT? Stranger: ASHES! You::o You: UNBELIEVABLE, SHERLOCK! Stranger: yea we should bag the ashes and bring them to.... oh right. i accidentally burned the lab too, damn.. You: Then... WE ORDER... pizza!:) Stranger: Great idea! What could possibly go wrong. You: *Gets BobPhone Z HELLO? IS THIS FREDBEAR? I'LL TAKE 20 You: HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? You: You: Hell, I'll take 25! Stranger: Came here to have a normal conversation. And this is what i got xD Thank you, Stranger, have a nice day =D I'm out (--)7 You: Sorry You: I'm immortalizing this on on know your meme You: This gem You have disconnected

DUMBELL DICK LIFT CANNOT DO !!!

omeele T Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: pony little is wuss wuss bitch !!! homosexual very! dumbell d--- lift cannot do !!! You:... Stranger: L You: l'm still offended. Stranger: what is your problem Stranger: I am too Stranger: Ponies did nothing, and they have to he insulted You: And no, my D--- is not Thick as a Brick Stranger: oh my You: he says "dumbell d--- lift cannot do !!!" You: So, i agreed Stranger: lol Stranger: im very confused You: ...Welcome to the internet, then. I'll be your guide Stranger: Hello Stranger: hehe Stranger: Okay I have made some sense of it Stranger: So he thinks a pony is a sissy Stranger: and that Stranger: homosexual is very Stranger: and he cannot lift dumbells Stranger: with his man parts You: Nicely summed up! You're getting great at this internet stuff! Stranger: hehehe Stranger: well, the thing I dont understand You: Oh yeah, and say cheese, this is getting immortalized on KYM Stranger: is what to respond to such "facts" or "realizations" Stranger: cheeeeseeeeeee Stranger: what is KYM You: "Know Your Meme" a social website about... well, memes Stranger: hahahaha should i be flattered? You: Mavbe Stranger: I think I am You: Well, watcha wanna do now? Stranger: hehe well its been lovely but this is too much confusion for me Stranger: for one day You: Oh, ok. well, look at know your meme and search omegle. this'll be there, promised Stranger: hehehe thank you! what is it called? You: when the chat ends, i'l put up a picture there just titled "dumbell d--- lift cannot do!!!" Stranger: hahahahahah Stranger: alrighty well takecare You: It'll be the first one there Stranger: and dont try that at anywhere Stranger: it might cause a caste Stranger: for man bits You: Oh, i did it. do Stranger: ouchie :O put an ice pack on it You: Ok! Stranger: X) take care You have disconnected

omeele T Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: pony little is wuss wuss bitch !!! homosexual very! dumbell d--- lift cannot do !!! You:... Stranger: L You: l'm still offended. Stranger: what is your problem Stranger: I am too Stranger: Ponies did nothing, and they have to he insulted You: And no, my D--- is not Thick as a Brick Stranger: oh my You: he says "dumbell d--- lift cannot do !!!" You: So, i agreed Stranger: lol Stranger: im very confused You: ...Welcome to the internet, then. I'll be your guide Stranger: Hello Stranger: hehe Stranger: Okay I have made some sense of it Stranger: So he thinks a pony is a sissy Stranger: and that Stranger: homosexual is very Stranger: and he cannot lift dumbells Stranger: with his man parts You: Nicely summed up! You're getting great at this internet stuff! Stranger: hehehe Stranger: well, the thing I dont understand You: Oh yeah, and say cheese, this is getting immortalized on KYM Stranger: is what to respond to such "facts" or "realizations" Stranger: cheeeeseeeeeee Stranger: what is KYM You: "Know Your Meme" a social website about... well, memes Stranger: hahahaha should i be flattered? You: Mavbe Stranger: I think I am You: Well, watcha wanna do now? Stranger: hehe well its been lovely but this is too much confusion for me Stranger: for one day You: Oh, ok. well, look at know your meme and search omegle. this'll be there, promised Stranger: hehehe thank you! what is it called? You: when the chat ends, i'l put up a picture there just titled "dumbell d--- lift cannot do!!!" Stranger: hahahahahah Stranger: alrighty well takecare You: It'll be the first one there Stranger: and dont try that at anywhere Stranger: it might cause a caste Stranger: for man bits You: Oh, i did it. do Stranger: ouchie :O put an ice pack on it You: Ok! Stranger: X) take care You have disconnected

Trying to convince someone to play cave story.

Talk to strangers! are you a virgin? You: No, but I'm a robot. Does that count? Stranger: Can we have robot love now? Ok I You: A f------ rabbit tried to have s with me, so rLL Stranger I mean you i know you got it on lock Stranger rabbit style or whatever You: Life gets weird when you live in a foaing island with R bbit-dog-people. A toaster, and a doctor. Stranger: i know right? You: S0 TRUE Stranger: im trying to trade my toaster for a triend Stranger toast is overrated anyway Stranger I can just eat bread You: They should make a realty show. "Doukutsu Stranger: idk what that word is Stranger but yeah You: Cave in japanese Stranger: ike platos You: you wanna know what Im talking about, just look up ℃ave Story, (doukutsu monogatari) Stranger: ah god You: Is not as crazy as iwas saying. You: Look, You: its a f------ good game, not boo ya know You: You: Cave story isnta weaboo thing. Stranger t sounds weird You: ITS A F------ VIDEOGAME Stranger ealm down Stranger: i made some You: Ok, just take my word that it is NOT a rabbit hentai toaster doctor's office game. Stranger well then w# Stranger: why else would i be intersted You: Well then it IS a rabbt henta toaster doctors office game. Stranger: I hate even goo anime Stranger: good oh yeah? You: Yes. Stranger:wel tehre is toasber sex? You: No, there is not You: Look, it's f------ E10, 8o there is NOT HENTAI what that s You: Everyone 10 and older. (so even a tucking kid could play it) get that You: Sooo... Stranger: Sranger Well, then it IS a rabbit hentai toaster doctor's offce game. Stranger: i was led to You: A rabbit f------ would be banned. toaster wouldn't be E10+. that You: To 8eal the deal, its free You: Yes. Stranger sounds gay r im feeing less down You: 'sigh You: FREE TO PLAY DOESN'T MEAN GAY Stranger: you play things that are free? Stranger: are you from brazil You: You: is free to use as software Stranger: as any beazlan would Stranger jeez You: Look, im just gonna leave this hene. You can make the choice of yes or no. You: Ok Stranger: weeaboo not tor me You: Strangeri hope your kids are ckay tho You: Stranger No words You: This is geting put on KYM, you know Stranger::the 3 week old garic smell seeps onto you: You: Know Your Meme. Stranger: Can we make first You: what? Stranger: dont elipsis me You: No. ok Stranger: jez You: Just say hi to the Omegle entry. Nah Stranger: You can prelend this is relevant You: So You: What now? inorder, to a 90s indie"band You: Yay You: So You: What now? Stranger: well uh Stranger: i as banking an you hating the cuddle thing but didnt think further rpast that as to what to r so i have no idea You: this has to end sometime You: Somy Stranger dont be You: Look, if you're familiar with Know Your Meme, You: Go to the image galery "omegle" were this chat Nah Stranger: Thanks theo You:-How about we stare unil one of us dops dead. Stranger never have ives so unlived been so Stranger Im down to You: Well stdL say hi to Know Your Meme before Stranger gonna go look at something else now You: Is this the end? Stranger: you decide that You: Whoever disconnects frst is a baby You:tk" 'tock stranger: ever do ooke ? You: Coke? You: Yes, ifs no. Stranger: Thats good Stranger: Why the elipsis Ch You:I dont know ifi should go ar not Stranger: Why do you say that? You: Look, ijust think this is geting a bit stale Stranger: Sory Stranger Good night

Talk to strangers! are you a virgin? You: No, but I'm a robot. Does that count? Stranger: Can we have robot love now? Ok I You: A f------ rabbit tried to have s with me, so rLL Stranger I mean you i know you got it on lock Stranger rabbit style or whatever You: Life gets weird when you live in a foaing island with R bbit-dog-people. A toaster, and a doctor. Stranger: i know right? You: S0 TRUE Stranger: im trying to trade my toaster for a triend Stranger toast is overrated anyway Stranger I can just eat bread You: They should make a realty show. "Doukutsu Stranger: idk what that word is Stranger but yeah You: Cave in japanese Stranger: ike platos You: you wanna know what Im talking about, just look up ℃ave Story, (doukutsu monogatari) Stranger: ah god You: Is not as crazy as iwas saying. You: Look, You: its a f------ good game, not boo ya know You: You: Cave story isnta weaboo thing. Stranger t sounds weird You: ITS A F------ VIDEOGAME Stranger ealm down Stranger: i made some You: Ok, just take my word that it is NOT a rabbit hentai toaster doctor's office game. Stranger well then w# Stranger: why else would i be intersted You: Well then it IS a rabbt henta toaster doctors office game. Stranger: I hate even goo anime Stranger: good oh yeah? You: Yes. Stranger:wel tehre is toasber sex? You: No, there is not You: Look, it's f------ E10, 8o there is NOT HENTAI what that s You: Everyone 10 and older. (so even a tucking kid could play it) get that You: Sooo... Stranger: Sranger Well, then it IS a rabbit hentai toaster doctor's offce game. Stranger: i was led to You: A rabbit f------ would be banned. toaster wouldn't be E10+. that You: To 8eal the deal, its free You: Yes. Stranger sounds gay r im feeing less down You: 'sigh You: FREE TO PLAY DOESN'T MEAN GAY Stranger: you play things that are free? Stranger: are you from brazil You: You: is free to use as software Stranger: as any beazlan would Stranger jeez You: Look, im just gonna leave this hene. You can make the choice of yes or no. You: Ok Stranger: weeaboo not tor me You: Strangeri hope your kids are ckay tho You: Stranger No words You: This is geting put on KYM, you know Stranger::the 3 week old garic smell seeps onto you: You: Know Your Meme. Stranger: Can we make first You: what? Stranger: dont elipsis me You: No. ok Stranger: jez You: Just say hi to the Omegle entry. Nah Stranger: You can prelend this is relevant You: So You: What now? inorder, to a 90s indie"band You: Yay You: So You: What now? Stranger: well uh Stranger: i as banking an you hating the cuddle thing but didnt think further rpast that as to what to r so i have no idea You: this has to end sometime You: Somy Stranger dont be You: Look, if you're familiar with Know Your Meme, You: Go to the image galery "omegle" were this chat Nah Stranger: Thanks theo You:-How about we stare unil one of us dops dead. Stranger never have ives so unlived been so Stranger Im down to You: Well stdL say hi to Know Your Meme before Stranger gonna go look at something else now You: Is this the end? Stranger: you decide that You: Whoever disconnects frst is a baby You:tk" 'tock stranger: ever do ooke ? You: Coke? You: Yes, ifs no. Stranger: Thats good Stranger: Why the elipsis Ch You:I dont know ifi should go ar not Stranger: Why do you say that? You: Look, ijust think this is geting a bit stale Stranger: Sory Stranger Good night