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A look into the mind of a conspiracy theorist

I wanted to upload something for this meme for old times' sake. ...By the way, the sirens are meant to be police sirens. As in, the conspiracy theorist thinks that a cop car behind him (which may or may not even intend to pull him over) is full of dirty cops in the pocket of a malevolent conspiracy which is going to try to murder him so he can't expose them and cover it up as a traffic incident gone bad. Said malevolent conspiracy may or may not actually exist. I should have made that clearer in the image itself... I wasn't quite sure how I should write the top line.
I wanted to upload something for this meme for old times' sake. ...By the way, the sirens are meant to be police sirens. As in, the conspiracy theorist thinks that a cop car behind him (which may or may not even intend to pull him over) is full of dirty cops in the pocket of a malevolent conspiracy which is going to try to murder him so he can't expose them and cover it up as a traffic incident gone bad. Said malevolent conspiracy may or may not actually exist. I should have made that clearer in the image itself... I wasn't quite sure how I should write the top line.

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Someone accidentally touches me | Start taking martial arts classes the same day

SOMEONE ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHES ME START TAKING MARTIAL ARTS CLASSES memegenerator.net
SOMEONE ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHES ME START TAKING MARTIAL ARTS CLASSES memegenerator.net

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She's 17 and he's 18? | Pedo!!! one1!1 eleven!!

SHE'S 17 AND HE'S 18? P---!!1 ONE1H ELEVEN!!
SHE'S 17 AND HE'S 18? P---!!1 ONE1H ELEVEN!!

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Drop the chocolate and run

Stranger's kid asks for some of my candy. His parents will call me a rude bastard ifI don't. His parents will scream p--- ifIdo.
Stranger's kid asks for some of my candy. His parents will call me a rude bastard ifI don't. His parents will scream p--- ifIdo.

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OMG Secret Arsonist!

It's been a while since I contributed to this meme.
It's been a while since I contributed to this meme.

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Heeeey dork-arena!

How many iterations of this image macro have I made? I seem to love this one a lot.
How many iterations of this image macro have I made? I seem to love this one a lot.

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Who will take me seriously now?

This is basically a shout-out to <a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Wiki">the PPC</a>. If you visit their boards, give 'em a holler for Luigifan!
This is basically a shout-out to <a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Wiki">the PPC</a>. If you visit their boards, give 'em a holler for Luigifan!

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The system is down

And you thought the last one was crazy...
And you thought the last one was crazy...

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It's a conspiracy I tell you, a conspiracy!

...I really, really like this meme. It's so easy to mutate. The title of the image is a reference to <a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brawl-taunts">One More Brawl Taunts</a>.
...I really, really like this meme. It's so easy to mutate. The title of the image is a reference to <a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brawl-taunts">One More Brawl Taunts</a>.

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I REFUSE TO BE KIDNAPPED

It's the only way to be sure.
It's the only way to be sure.

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You know you've watched "The Godfather" too many times when...

Back to the Paranoid Parrot... yup...
Back to the Paranoid Parrot... yup...

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THE BLACK PLAGUE COMETH

No in-joke this time, just a funny idea.
No in-joke this time, just a funny idea.

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COYOTES!!!

Heh heh heh... Bit of an in-joke, this is. If you've role-played with me, you should get it.
Heh heh heh... Bit of an in-joke, this is. If you've role-played with me, you should get it.

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has an idea for a imeine looks through all ofmeme base to see if it alreaddy exists CANHAS CHEEZBURGER, GO M
has an idea for a imeine looks through all ofmeme base to see if it alreaddy exists CANHAS CHEEZBURGER, GO M

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Entering the shop

FREAKS OUT WHEN PASSING THROUGHA DETECTION SYSTEM ENTERING THE SHOP memegenerator
FREAKS OUT WHEN PASSING THROUGHA DETECTION SYSTEM ENTERING THE SHOP memegenerator

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Zipper Showing

CHECKS TO SEE IF FLY IS OPEN EVERY 5 MINUTES
CHECKS TO SEE IF FLY IS OPEN EVERY 5 MINUTES

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