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When you buy exclusive rights to all the oxygen in the air so your town'S private police force has to strangle to death anyone who forgets to pay you their breathing subscription fees
When you buy exclusive rights to all the oxygen in the air so your town'S private police force has to strangle to death anyone who forgets to pay you their breathing subscription fees

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distribute!

When vou tell a prostitute that she is empowering herself but vou realize that she is selling her goods not distributing them and now you have to kill her
When vou tell a prostitute that she is empowering herself but vou realize that she is selling her goods not distributing them and now you have to kill her

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communist

confederate

When your house sits on more wheels than thescars in the front yard do
When your house sits on more wheels than thescars in the front yard do

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robots

when youallowrobotsto take overtheworldbut fs ck becauseyougotrid ofoppressive govemment
when youallowrobotsto take overtheworldbut fs ck becauseyougotrid ofoppressive govemment

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anarcho

primitive

When you club middle schoolers to death for getting their lesson off of iPads instead of cave drawings
When you club middle schoolers to death for getting their lesson off of iPads instead of cave drawings

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anarcho

primitive

When you stab a newborn in the head with a stick cause it played with an vtech baby toy
When you stab a newborn in the head with a stick cause it played with an vtech baby toy

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anarcho

primitive

When your tribe covers blankets in yellow fever anc gives them to the rival tribe but you all die because nobody has vaccines for it but at least you wiped out the rivalry
When your tribe covers blankets in yellow fever anc gives them to the rival tribe but you all die because nobody has vaccines for it but at least you wiped out the rivalry

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anarcho

primitive

When you realize humans aren't meant to survive without new ideas and technology so you choose to be eaten by cougars
When you realize humans aren't meant to survive without new ideas and technology so you choose to be eaten by cougars

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pol pri

idk the name

when your name is "the one who flies above the sun" but you die from the common cold
when your name is "the one who flies above the sun" but you die from the common cold

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together forever

When ancap has child slaves and confederate has a meth lab, so they team up with each other to sell amphetamines on their private property but it's okbecause neither ofthem have violated the NAP
When ancap has child slaves and confederate has a meth lab, so they team up with each other to sell amphetamines on their private property but it's okbecause neither ofthem have violated the NAP

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Anarcho Feminism

When you say you wanna defend homosexuality but in reality you just wanna kill men
When you say you wanna defend homosexuality but in reality you just wanna kill men

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Happens everytime

When neo-Luddites storm the cloning facility so you send in cybernetic soldiers to take care of them
When neo-Luddites storm the cloning facility so you send in cybernetic soldiers to take care of them

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Anarcho-Pacifism

When a stranger breaks your NAP by entering your garden so you politely ask him to leave and he points a gun at you so you submit to him and he rapes you and your family and burns down your house for the 6th time this week and you feel mildly angry
When a stranger breaks your NAP by entering your garden so you politely ask him to leave and he points a gun at you so you submit to him and he rapes you and your family and burns down your house for the 6th time this week and you feel mildly angry

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Scatological anarchy

When you convince everyone you know that you have a stomach virus with symptams of uncontrollable vomiting, but really you re bufimic and can exploit the gag reflex so effectively that you can purge any time you want.
When you convince everyone you know that you have a stomach virus with symptams of uncontrollable vomiting, but really you re bufimic and can exploit the gag reflex so effectively that you can purge any time you want.

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Anarcho Feminism

When you outlaw traditional marriage.
When you outlaw traditional marriage.

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Anarcho Transhumanism

When you upload your mind into a supercomputer network and achieve post-scarcity while also abolishing the need for all hierarchies and social restrictions but in the process destroy any purpose humanity had left and must face a future where actions have no reason and life has no meaning so you can only float in the eternal agony your own misguided trust in technology has brought upon you and pray for a death that can never come to the imortal
When you upload your mind into a supercomputer network and achieve post-scarcity while also abolishing the need for all hierarchies and social restrictions but in the process destroy any purpose humanity had left and must face a future where actions have no reason and life has no meaning so you can only float in the eternal agony your own misguided trust in technology has brought upon you and pray for a death that can never come to the imortal

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