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File: 1372452915452.ipg-(48 KB, 853x480, 136797226961 .jpg) Anonymous (ID: uY2C0F47) 06/28/13(Fri)16:55:15 No. 489856741 Replies: >>48985711222489857 2 0 >It was my 13th birthday and I wanted to go see a movie decided to go see Shrek like always >My parents are angry at my "obsession" >l ignore them and go to the theater by myself >As I get my ticket and head to theater 3 the clerk says to me that "Shrek is playing in theater 4" >l found it odd since theater 3 is where Shrek was always played, but I shrugged it off >As I go into theater 4 I notice that everyone is wearing cowboy outfits >This is odd, than the movie starts >It's f------ Toy Story! >Everyone in the theater is chanting "Woody is love Woody is life!" they're disrespecting Shrek's namel 2 try to rush out of the theater but its no good, the doors are locked shut >The audience notices me and start taking off boots and throw snakes at me >The Snake venom kills me >Just than, Alex, Gloria, Marty and Melmen all burst through the doors >Alex says "Dreamworks master race" as they all start beating up the Toy Story fans >Just than Shrek rises from the ground and brings me back to life >"Well done laddeh" he says to me as he looks at the Madagascar gang, I know where this is going >Shrek pulls out his mighty oger c---, its big enough for the 5 of us as we have Shrex in the theater >Shrek and the Madagascar gang all fly up into the air >I take the security tape, that's how I know all of this happened >Shrek is love, Shrek is life 0

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File: 1359827335147.ipg-(139 KB, 800x600, ShrekWallpaper800.jpg) Anonymous (ID: k6GP6HCN) 02/02/13(Sat)12:48:55 No.455595786 be 19 >shy but still have friends only female friend invites me to a rave >say yes cuz had crush on her for years >get there about midnight friend pulls out bag of pills theyre green with a small fruit or something on them >"n-no thanks" cause scared betafag friend laughs, says its ok and we start walking to warehouse >can hear the bass thumping in distance >suddenly friend drops to floor and starts convulsing w--.png ask her if shes ok and what drugs did she take she bellows "THIS IS SHREKSTASCY" turns green >clothes begin to tear like the hulk intolerable stench of onions >skin ripping apart, revealing massive green form >shrek bursts free, my friend just a pile of skin on the floor scream "what did you do to her?! ooks like someone had an og redose >shrek grabs my face towards his crotch >shoves massive green member into my trembling mouth >sound of rave drowned out by his grunting and farting spills his onion flavoured seed straight down my throat >he pulls out chuckling it's all ogre now, enjoy in the party walk into rave >shreks c-- starts taking effect starting raving like a madman reach up to the lazers to see shreks face in green neon outline >shrek is love, shrek is life

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ASBO SHREK □ Leo 13/02/23(Sat)03:01 No. 16885 talking to foreigner >she doesn't know who or what shrek is anger brews up inside me vent my anger by praying to Shrek that night Shrek comes into my room f---- me anally for a few minutes THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU F--- OFF YOU WEE C---- >we go to foreigner's house >kill her in all wavs conceivable > Shrek takes a s--- on her dying face >"this is my swamp" make love on her corpse >ask Shrek to make me an ogre >Shrek puts his penis in all the holes on my body >feel good, transformation begins i am now an ogre >live happily ever after >Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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File: 136 png-(2 KB, 200x204, txvVE.png) Anonymous (ID: U36ihq12) 02/04/13(Mon)18:04:16 No.456142050 >Be 8 >Watching Shrek for the first time n love with his erratic movements and odors >Wish Shrek were real with all my might >Hear a loud crash in the garden >It's Shrek, staring at the ground >"Shrek! You're real! I k !" >He doesn't look pleased at all >"Whot ees thees sheet laddy?" >He pulls out a bed of Onions from the dit >Oh f--- new you were >I fall to my knees as shrek pulls out his massive shrock >"Yee peelin dees layers, I'll peel your's" 冰seems like hours as I orally pleasure him, he then proceeds to put me on all fours >l start giving him a buttjob After another few hours, my father co >"Oi, stay heer, Imma be roight back" >I wait for a while, violated on the ground, but in so much pleasure >Shrek comes back, with my fathers c--- in his hands >He then proceeds to use it as a dildo on me >"Ye shulduf checked yeself beefore ye shreked yeself" Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life comes home from work

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File (149 KB, 1232x1616, OnionKnightShrek.jpg) Anonymous (ID: prra5SQw) 03/05/13(Tue)18:34:46 No.463106060 Replies: 463106863463107554 Be 14 >Bring shrek 1 & 2 to class >Tell teacher we must watch shrek >Teacher makes class vote for which movie to watch >shrek 2 has majority vote >feelsgoodman.jpeg >Then, Francis pulls out Despicable Me and hands it to teacher >Everyone in class votes for it and laughs at me >Teacher throws my shreks back at me and puts Despicable Me in DVD player >As the disc loads, I hear loud footsteps from outside. The rumbling shakes the desks and chairs The smell of onions filled the room. >Suddenly, naked Shrek bursts through the wall and looks at DVD menu of Despicable Me in anger > "Ogre m'aye dead bodeh >Shrek throws two onionades at the tv and kills the teacher ad a deaf girl >"Dohble Keel" >Shrek punches through a kid's chest, pulls out his heart and replaces it with an onionade >kid explodes > Treeple Kehl >Shrek grabs Francis as he tries to escape and bends him over >He pulls out Francis' intestines through his butthole and ties an onion to it >Shrek then tosses the onion out the window and Francis is dragged out with it >Francis falls 8 stories to his death >Shrek turns around to rest of the class >He quietly whispers, "Thees is the pahrt whehre you run away >Entire class jumps out of windows to their death > SHREKSTERMINATION >Shrek turns to me >He looks me in the eve and smiles > Bet yeh weren't shrekspecting thAt. >-ls it....ogre? ask >"It's ogre when Aye say it's ogre" >I fall to my knees at his majesty was ready to please Shrek. >He pulled out his massive ogresized eshrekt c--- and lodged it in my throat >My eyes filled with tears mfw they were happy tears >Shrek let out a loud ogre roar as he filled my esophagus with sour c-- and onion sauce >He pulled his c--- out of my mouth but as I wiped away my tears, I noticed he was already gone >Shrek is love, shrek is life Discuss

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File 135778258628ing - (6.12KB, 220x338, 220px-Shrekcharacter jpg) □ chich 13/01/09(Wed)17:49 No. 13674 working at McDonald's >customer asks for big mac >says to hold the onions put onions in it anyway >spit in it for disrespecting shrek customer sees me spit in his burger >complains to manager get fired on the spot go home pray to shrek tell him what happened at work Phear a whisper >"dont worry, your problems will be ogre soon wake up next day turn on the news >story on a double homicide >my ex manager and the customer were the victims anchorman says both were beaten to death with an onion >hear another faint whisper >"they should've checked themselves before they shrek'd themselves

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Anonymous 07/24/13(Wed)20:02 No.35509135 Replies: 2235509300 File: 1374710548953.ipg-(3 KB, 125x125, 1374710122104s.jpg) >be 14 >basketball tryouts wearing Shrek t shirt >didnt make the team k why, coach said im a little bitch for wearing Shrek t shirt >everyone laughs at me hear banging on gym door, only one door >smell of onion overcomes the room Shrek breaks down door, he is naked with his thick vascular c--- fully erect >a child runs behind him trying to escape >Shrek c----slaps the kid in the side of the head, bouncing his head off the inside of the metal door frame, kills him on impact everyone is screaming and runs into one corner Shrek grabs coach by the shoulders, rips coaches arms of, blood pouring out Shrek sticks his finger nail in coach's d-------, then entire finger, spreads d------- apart >Shrek buries his 24 inch c--- into coach's d------- >Shrek is holding a child in each hand fisting their assholes with one thumb out to squeeze their small testicles to just about popping, but not quite, creating an ungodly pain that i wouldnt wish on my worst enemy >coach's d--- splits apart from the penetration, blood everywhere screaming intensifies >Shrek's d--- gets harder from this, grows to 48 inches >Shrek e--------- with a might roar, semen gushes out of eyes, nose, ears, mouth, and torn arm-sockets of coach Shrek pops childrens testicles and the screams pitch Shrek presses their faces into the pink puddle of blood and semen aorund coach's now lifeless corpse >screams stop as the children drown in the mixture and have their facial bones crushed >"It's all ogre now keeds!" >Shrek approaches children in corner >Shrek still holding coach's body up with his massive 48 inch c---, like coach is a puppet >Shrek thrusts his c--- up thru coach's body so hard that it pops coach's head off >Shreks testicles move up through his d---, release onions that hatch into mini Shreks that proceed to r--- and torture the children at a equal or greater level of horror as Shrek did to coach >Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Anonymous 07/24/13(Wed)20:02 No.35509135 Replies: 2235509300 File: 1374710548953.ipg-(3 KB, 125x125, 1374710122104s.jpg) >be 14 >basketball tryouts wearing Shrek t shirt >didnt make the team k why, coach said im a little bitch for wearing Shrek t shirt >everyone laughs at me hear banging on gym door, only one door >smell of onion overcomes the room Shrek breaks down door, he is naked with his thick vascular c--- fully erect >a child runs behind him trying to escape >Shrek c----slaps the kid in the side of the head, bouncing his head off the inside of the metal door frame, kills him on impact everyone is screaming and runs into one corner Shrek grabs coach by the shoulders, rips coaches arms of, blood pouring out Shrek sticks his finger nail in coach's d-------, then entire finger, spreads d------- apart >Shrek buries his 24 inch c--- into coach's d------- >Shrek is holding a child in each hand fisting their assholes with one thumb out to squeeze their small testicles to just about popping, but not quite, creating an ungodly pain that i wouldnt wish on my worst enemy >coach's d--- splits apart from the penetration, blood everywhere screaming intensifies >Shrek's d--- gets harder from this, grows to 48 inches >Shrek e--------- with a might roar, semen gushes out of eyes, nose, ears, mouth, and torn arm-sockets of coach Shrek pops childrens testicles and the screams pitch Shrek presses their faces into the pink puddle of blood and semen aorund coach's now lifeless corpse >screams stop as the children drown in the mixture and have their facial bones crushed >"It's all ogre now keeds!" >Shrek approaches children in corner >Shrek still holding coach's body up with his massive 48 inch c---, like coach is a puppet >Shrek thrusts his c--- up thru coach's body so hard that it pops coach's head off >Shreks testicles move up through his d---, release onions that hatch into mini Shreks that proceed to r--- and torture the children at a equal or greater level of horror as Shrek did to coach >Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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。Anonymous (ID: @GADID) 04/06/13(Sat)23: 19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 Reply]。 Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break. >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and l >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WE GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we al climax >Shrek and switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH OoOSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me "EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth >He climaxes and fills me whole >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love Shrek is life

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File: 1381363203089.ipg-(72 KB, 915x747, shrek.jpg) □ Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)20:00:03 No.510136086 sbe me >be 15 >be in Sophomore English class steacher moves everyone >l sit next to this jockey a------ >l pray to Shrek asking for luck >jockey sees me, laughs and calls Shrek drek >he yells at other jockeys in the class, and everyone laughs and calls me a queer >l call the jockeys big f--- >jockey next to me stands up angry >pulls his arm back ready to punch my face >l close my eyes snothing happened it was Shrek >he jabbed his ogre sized meat in his ass which came out of his mouth killing him sanother jockey comes charging at Shrek >Shrek smiles and begins spinning his c--- at about 10,000 RPM's >in motion it hits the jockey's skull cracking all of it, his eye came out along with parts of his brain >behind Shrek was another jockey about to hit him in the head >Shrek spots him on the spot >he picks him up, looks at me and says "yu wan ta see a majeec trick lahdee" >Shrek picks up jockey with crushed skull corpse up, shoves half of it in the other's anus >Shrek says "wher deed he go?" >Shrek then shoves his powerful ogre arm down the jockey's esophagus and pulls out the other jockeys corpse >the jockeys body became partially inside-out making him bleed to deatlh >there was one jockey left, he runs up to Shrek, gets on his knees and begs for forgiveness >Shrek looks at him and says "it ees okey lahdee, thee OgreLord fargivees, but nou ya have to recieve tha Shrekoning" Shrek forces half of his monster c--- down his throat safter a couple of minutes of his Monster c--- in his mouth, the jockey wouldnt stop moving all over place >Shrek chocked him out with his c--- in the jockey's mouth >then out of nowhere his torso begins bloating up >After that this onion scented green sticky liquid started shooting out of all of his holes in his body >then his torso explodes, resulting his ribcage and organs to be all over the room >Shrek rips my d--- and balls off, and starts f------ the hole,I pass out >When I wake up Shrek is gone Shrek is love Shrek is life

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File 3 KB, 192x144, images.jpg) Anonymous (ID:)O13(Fri)23:37:55 >be me >be 16 >still loving shrek >beg dad to go see shrek 3 >dad says i'm too old >only takes little brother >dad sends me to room >pray to shrek >hear rumbling from downstairs >smell of onions rising 00k out window >see naked shrek in fit of rage outside >see dad and brother try to escape in car s"ogre my dead body" >shrek grabs back bumper and sticks eshrekt c--- in the exhaust pipe >car explodes as shrek shoves onnionade in exhaust pipe >dad in half >blood everywhere >dad tries to crawl away >shrek picks up upper part of dad f---- dad through open abdomen >pulls out c--- >dads heart is entangled around his green c--- "shrek yourself before you wreck yourself >squeezes blood from heart over c--- as lube >butt-rapes little brother >shreks c--- comes out through brothers mouth shrek throws corpse of brother in street >cars swerve >6 car pile up >shrek spots me through window >walk into front yard with tears in my eyes >tears of joy >shr >f---- bloody hole where c--- was flips me over and butt f---- me >shreksplodes inside me >felches onnion c-- and spits it into my bloody c--- p---- >"its ogre now" >before l can look up shrek is gone >shrek is love shrek is life ek rips off my c--- in one motion r/shrekislove

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ile: 13531487531594凶4105 KB. 300x300. 300.shrekforever.ir. 121809.jpg) Anonymous (ID: CBcH zLI)01/14/13(Mon)02.32:33 No.450921803 Replies: 294505 was only 9 years old > I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life Ive been given "Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me I feel something touch me Its shrek I am so happy He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees spread my ass cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fils my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "lts all ogre now > Shrek leaves through my window > Shrek is love, Shrek is life Anonymous (ID: (BWBqNig) 01/14/13(Mon)02:33:51 No.450922048

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P--- in Boots 12/11/27(Tue)11:40 No. 11573 File 135404523216.jpg-(149.80KB, 731x652 , Shrek directed by J_J Abrahms jpg ) >walk into class one day, teacher not there realize that we have a substitute sub walks into the class when the bell rings It's Shrek >the whole class is stunned, the distinct smell of onions and swamp filled the air >start to cry because I'm ogreemotional >one kid calls him Dreck Shrek drops his pants and takes a fat ogre s--- on his desk >the whole class cheers it was the best day ever
P--- in Boots 12/11/27(Tue)11:40 No. 11573 File 135404523216.jpg-(149.80KB, 731x652 , Shrek directed by J_J Abrahms jpg ) >walk into class one day, teacher not there realize that we have a substitute sub walks into the class when the bell rings It's Shrek >the whole class is stunned, the distinct smell of onions and swamp filled the air >start to cry because I'm ogreemotional >one kid calls him Dreck Shrek drops his pants and takes a fat ogre s--- on his desk >the whole class cheers it was the best day ever

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