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File: 1372452915452.ipg-(48 KB, 853x480, 136797226961 .jpg) Anonymous (ID: uY2C0F47) 06/28/13(Fri)16:55:15 No. 489856741 Replies: >>48985711222489857 2 0 >It was my 13th birthday and I wanted to go see a movie decided to go see Shrek like always >My parents are angry at my "obsession" >l ignore them and go to the theater by myself >As I get my ticket and head to theater 3 the clerk says to me that "Shrek is playing in theater 4" >l found it odd since theater 3 is where Shrek was always played, but I shrugged it off >As I go into theater 4 I notice that everyone is wearing cowboy outfits >This is odd, than the movie starts >It's f------ Toy Story! >Everyone in the theater is chanting "Woody is love Woody is life!" they're disrespecting Shrek's namel 2 try to rush out of the theater but its no good, the doors are locked shut >The audience notices me and start taking off boots and throw snakes at me >The Snake venom kills me >Just than, Alex, Gloria, Marty and Melmen all burst through the doors >Alex says "Dreamworks master race" as they all start beating up the Toy Story fans >Just than Shrek rises from the ground and brings me back to life >"Well done laddeh" he says to me as he looks at the Madagascar gang, I know where this is going >Shrek pulls out his mighty oger c---, its big enough for the 5 of us as we have Shrex in the theater >Shrek and the Madagascar gang all fly up into the air >I take the security tape, that's how I know all of this happened >Shrek is love, Shrek is life 0

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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