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File 3 KB, 192x144, images.jpg) Anonymous (ID:)O13(Fri)23:37:55 >be me >be 16 >still loving shrek >beg dad to go see shrek 3 >dad says i'm too old >only takes little brother >dad sends me to room >pray to shrek >hear rumbling from downstairs >smell of onions rising 00k out window >see naked shrek in fit of rage outside >see dad and brother try to escape in car s"ogre my dead body" >shrek grabs back bumper and sticks eshrekt c--- in the exhaust pipe >car explodes as shrek shoves onnionade in exhaust pipe >dad in half >blood everywhere >dad tries to crawl away >shrek picks up upper part of dad f---- dad through open abdomen >pulls out c--- >dads heart is entangled around his green c--- "shrek yourself before you wreck yourself >squeezes blood from heart over c--- as lube >butt-rapes little brother >shreks c--- comes out through brothers mouth shrek throws corpse of brother in street >cars swerve >6 car pile up >shrek spots me through window >walk into front yard with tears in my eyes >tears of joy >shr >f---- bloody hole where c--- was flips me over and butt f---- me >shreksplodes inside me >felches onnion c-- and spits it into my bloody c--- p---- >"its ogre now" >before l can look up shrek is gone >shrek is love shrek is life ek rips off my c--- in one motion r/shrekislove

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50 Shades of Shrek


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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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