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File: 1381363203089.ipg-(72 KB, 915x747, shrek.jpg) □ Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)20:00:03 No.510136086 sbe me >be 15 >be in Sophomore English class steacher moves everyone >l sit next to this jockey a------ >l pray to Shrek asking for luck >jockey sees me, laughs and calls Shrek drek >he yells at other jockeys in the class, and everyone laughs and calls me a queer >l call the jockeys big f--- >jockey next to me stands up angry >pulls his arm back ready to punch my face >l close my eyes snothing happened it was Shrek >he jabbed his ogre sized meat in his ass which came out of his mouth killing him sanother jockey comes charging at Shrek >Shrek smiles and begins spinning his c--- at about 10,000 RPM's >in motion it hits the jockey's skull cracking all of it, his eye came out along with parts of his brain >behind Shrek was another jockey about to hit him in the head >Shrek spots him on the spot >he picks him up, looks at me and says "yu wan ta see a majeec trick lahdee" >Shrek picks up jockey with crushed skull corpse up, shoves half of it in the other's anus >Shrek says "wher deed he go?" >Shrek then shoves his powerful ogre arm down the jockey's esophagus and pulls out the other jockeys corpse >the jockeys body became partially inside-out making him bleed to deatlh >there was one jockey left, he runs up to Shrek, gets on his knees and begs for forgiveness >Shrek looks at him and says "it ees okey lahdee, thee OgreLord fargivees, but nou ya have to recieve tha Shrekoning" Shrek forces half of his monster c--- down his throat safter a couple of minutes of his Monster c--- in his mouth, the jockey wouldnt stop moving all over place >Shrek chocked him out with his c--- in the jockey's mouth >then out of nowhere his torso begins bloating up >After that this onion scented green sticky liquid started shooting out of all of his holes in his body >then his torso explodes, resulting his ribcage and organs to be all over the room >Shrek rips my d--- and balls off, and starts f------ the hole,I pass out >When I wake up Shrek is gone Shrek is love Shrek is life

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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