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File: 1381363203089.ipg-(72 KB, 915x747, shrek.jpg) □ Anonymous 10/09/13(Wed)20:00:03 No.510136086 sbe me >be 15 >be in Sophomore English class steacher moves everyone >l sit next to this jockey a------ >l pray to Shrek asking for luck >jockey sees me, laughs and calls Shrek drek >he yells at other jockeys in the class, and everyone laughs and calls me a queer >l call the jockeys big f--- >jockey next to me stands up angry >pulls his arm back ready to punch my face >l close my eyes snothing happened it was Shrek >he jabbed his ogre sized meat in his ass which came out of his mouth killing him sanother jockey comes charging at Shrek >Shrek smiles and begins spinning his c--- at about 10,000 RPM's >in motion it hits the jockey's skull cracking all of it, his eye came out along with parts of his brain >behind Shrek was another jockey about to hit him in the head >Shrek spots him on the spot >he picks him up, looks at me and says "yu wan ta see a majeec trick lahdee" >Shrek picks up jockey with crushed skull corpse up, shoves half of it in the other's anus >Shrek says "wher deed he go?" >Shrek then shoves his powerful ogre arm down the jockey's esophagus and pulls out the other jockeys corpse >the jockeys body became partially inside-out making him bleed to deatlh >there was one jockey left, he runs up to Shrek, gets on his knees and begs for forgiveness >Shrek looks at him and says "it ees okey lahdee, thee OgreLord fargivees, but nou ya have to recieve tha Shrekoning" Shrek forces half of his monster c--- down his throat safter a couple of minutes of his Monster c--- in his mouth, the jockey wouldnt stop moving all over place >Shrek chocked him out with his c--- in the jockey's mouth >then out of nowhere his torso begins bloating up >After that this onion scented green sticky liquid started shooting out of all of his holes in his body >then his torso explodes, resulting his ribcage and organs to be all over the room >Shrek rips my d--- and balls off, and starts f------ the hole,I pass out >When I wake up Shrek is gone Shrek is love Shrek is life

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Witch DoctorDB @db_witch this video and post caused severe brain damage to a generation SHIFTERS 6:28 PM - 21 May 23. 137K Views
I've decided to also put this gif into this gallery due to the fact that James is making fun of the whole Shrek internet culture phenomenon. If it ought to belong into the regular Shrek gallery instead, then go ahead and sacrifice me aswell. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZJAKd4hg_m0" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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