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Anonymous 07/24/13(Wed)20:02 No.35509135 Replies: 2235509300 File: 1374710548953.ipg-(3 KB, 125x125, 1374710122104s.jpg) >be 14 >basketball tryouts wearing Shrek t shirt >didnt make the team k why, coach said im a little bitch for wearing Shrek t shirt >everyone laughs at me hear banging on gym door, only one door >smell of onion overcomes the room Shrek breaks down door, he is naked with his thick vascular c--- fully erect >a child runs behind him trying to escape >Shrek c----slaps the kid in the side of the head, bouncing his head off the inside of the metal door frame, kills him on impact everyone is screaming and runs into one corner Shrek grabs coach by the shoulders, rips coaches arms of, blood pouring out Shrek sticks his finger nail in coach's d-------, then entire finger, spreads d------- apart >Shrek buries his 24 inch c--- into coach's d------- >Shrek is holding a child in each hand fisting their assholes with one thumb out to squeeze their small testicles to just about popping, but not quite, creating an ungodly pain that i wouldnt wish on my worst enemy >coach's d--- splits apart from the penetration, blood everywhere screaming intensifies >Shrek's d--- gets harder from this, grows to 48 inches >Shrek e--------- with a might roar, semen gushes out of eyes, nose, ears, mouth, and torn arm-sockets of coach Shrek pops childrens testicles and the screams pitch Shrek presses their faces into the pink puddle of blood and semen aorund coach's now lifeless corpse >screams stop as the children drown in the mixture and have their facial bones crushed >"It's all ogre now keeds!" >Shrek approaches children in corner >Shrek still holding coach's body up with his massive 48 inch c---, like coach is a puppet >Shrek thrusts his c--- up thru coach's body so hard that it pops coach's head off >Shreks testicles move up through his d---, release onions that hatch into mini Shreks that proceed to r--- and torture the children at a equal or greater level of horror as Shrek did to coach >Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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