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MI Anonymous 10 minutes ago No.517836226 >>517836334 >>517836387 >>517836409 >>517836452 >>517836476 >>517836489 >>517836564 >>517836617 >>517836670 >>517836674 >>517836713 >>517836836 >>517836932 >>517837174 >>517837373 >>517837391 >>517837565 >>517837645 >>517837723 >>517836092 Anonymous 12 minutes ago No.517836092 517836226 (Dead) >>517835678 Anonymous 17 minutes ago No.517835678 >>517836092 >tfw fetish is so niche and uncommon that nobody would ever suspect that you have it even if you constantly portray it in your work. Tell us anon beside nobody won't know who you are You know how sometimes in anime and video games and occasionally other media somebody gets sent flying off into the sky until they disappear with a twinkle? O Anonymous 9 minutes ago No.517836318 >>517829435 EXCUSE ME?! O Anonymous 9 minutes ago No.517836334 1590940229522.jpg (23 KB, 666x376) google iqdb This thread has been pruned or deleled 2517836226 (Dead)

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Whimsical Warfare: ABDACOM and the Battle of the Java Sea

I Anonymous 07/22/17(Sat)16:38:51 No.54467412 ► >>54467520 File: It took three days of fie(...).jpg (63 KB, 640x324) >>54465698 Now as we all know, during the great Japanese Pacific regatta, the Allies found themselves in a little bit of a pickle. You see, they also wanted to join the Regatta, but alas, none of their ships were big enough to enter the race and they didn't have enough pocket money to buy bigger boats. Fortunately the allies were good friends with the Chinese who taught them all these neat little acrobatic tricks. Using the acrobatic skills that they had been taught, they managed to stack all of their boats on top of each other. They named this new pseudo-cruiser called ABDA. But who would crew this new racing boat? Since each of the allies used one of their ships for the project, it was decided that each of them would pilot their own part of ABDA. The British would get the top part and would be responsible for guiding the ship along the race track. The Americans would be in charge of communications between all three ships. The Dutch were given the important job of driving ABDA towards victory. However, in order to stay together, complete cooperation was needed. If they were to fall over, then they would be disqualified from the race. When the day of the big race came, the Allies met the Japanese at the starting line in the Java sea. After a count of three, the mighty Japanese cruiser roared to life and zoomed off into the distance with a colossal amount of spray being kicked into the air. Meanwhile the British said "Forwards." The Americans told the Dutch "Right" and the Dutch responded with "Links". The ABDA immediately fell apart, as all it's bits pulled in different directions at once. The Japanese felt very sory about what happens, so to make up for it, they held a surprise party for the NEI, the Philippines and Singapore to make the Allies feel better. They did too good a job though, and accidently scared all of their Allied friends away from the Pacific. Source: http://www.worldnavalships.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13120

I Anonymous 07/22/17(Sat)16:38:51 No.54467412 ► >>54467520 File: It took three days of fie(...).jpg (63 KB, 640x324) >>54465698 Now as we all know, during the great Japanese Pacific regatta, the Allies found themselves in a little bit of a pickle. You see, they also wanted to join the Regatta, but alas, none of their ships were big enough to enter the race and they didn't have enough pocket money to buy bigger boats. Fortunately the allies were good friends with the Chinese who taught them all these neat little acrobatic tricks. Using the acrobatic skills that they had been taught, they managed to stack all of their boats on top of each other. They named this new pseudo-cruiser called ABDA. But who would crew this new racing boat? Since each of the allies used one of their ships for the project, it was decided that each of them would pilot their own part of ABDA. The British would get the top part and would be responsible for guiding the ship along the race track. The Americans would be in charge of communications between all three ships. The Dutch were given the important job of driving ABDA towards victory. However, in order to stay together, complete cooperation was needed. If they were to fall over, then they would be disqualified from the race. When the day of the big race came, the Allies met the Japanese at the starting line in the Java sea. After a count of three, the mighty Japanese cruiser roared to life and zoomed off into the distance with a colossal amount of spray being kicked into the air. Meanwhile the British said "Forwards." The Americans told the Dutch "Right" and the Dutch responded with "Links". The ABDA immediately fell apart, as all it's bits pulled in different directions at once. The Japanese felt very sory about what happens, so to make up for it, they held a surprise party for the NEI, the Philippines and Singapore to make the Allies feel better. They did too good a job though, and accidently scared all of their Allied friends away from the Pacific. Source: http://www.worldnavalships.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13120

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Whimsical Warfare: Battle of Stalingrad

I Anonymous 07/21/17(Fri)17:28:35 No.54450240 ► File: Super cool club house.jpg (51 KB, 635x412) >>54449334 Now as I'm sure you well know, the Germans in WW2 were known for two main things. Vegetarianism and love of exercise. In fact they loved it so much, that they all went on a massive year long goose-stepping marathon around Europe. Unfortunately the French mistook their caravans for tanks and wouldn't allow them to use any of their campsites. This made the Germans very upset, but then their holiday planner, Adolf Hitler, found a new place full of untamed wilderness where they could camp in peace, Russia. The Germans were so excited, that they all rushed there in their millions into the hospitable, sunny wilderness of Russia. Unfortunately the Germans soon found out that there was only a few places to buy their groceries from. One of these was Stalingrad. Now Stalingrad was only a small resort town, so the Russians had to ship in millions of interns in order to fill all of the orders of Sausage and Sour k----. Whilst this was going on, the Germans set up a super cool club house where they could launch midnight snack raids on the Russian shops. The Russians were very annoyed at this most rude behaviour, so they sent in a team of interns and an assistant manager to deal with these unruly tourists. After chasing off these most rude ruffians, the assistant manager discovered that this was a most groovy club house. So groovy in fact, that he decided to make it his clubhouse and invited all his friends. The Germans were very upset about losing their club house, mainly because Gunther and Dietrich left their beer-brewing kit in the basement. Although they used all the mean tricks at their disposable, even trying to knock over the house with their campervans, they couldn't get their homebrew kit back. Eventually, the Russians ran out of sausage and sour k---- so the Germans decided to go back home. And thus ends the greatest camping holiday in German history. http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=506519628414

I Anonymous 07/21/17(Fri)17:28:35 No.54450240 ► File: Super cool club house.jpg (51 KB, 635x412) >>54449334 Now as I'm sure you well know, the Germans in WW2 were known for two main things. Vegetarianism and love of exercise. In fact they loved it so much, that they all went on a massive year long goose-stepping marathon around Europe. Unfortunately the French mistook their caravans for tanks and wouldn't allow them to use any of their campsites. This made the Germans very upset, but then their holiday planner, Adolf Hitler, found a new place full of untamed wilderness where they could camp in peace, Russia. The Germans were so excited, that they all rushed there in their millions into the hospitable, sunny wilderness of Russia. Unfortunately the Germans soon found out that there was only a few places to buy their groceries from. One of these was Stalingrad. Now Stalingrad was only a small resort town, so the Russians had to ship in millions of interns in order to fill all of the orders of Sausage and Sour k----. Whilst this was going on, the Germans set up a super cool club house where they could launch midnight snack raids on the Russian shops. The Russians were very annoyed at this most rude behaviour, so they sent in a team of interns and an assistant manager to deal with these unruly tourists. After chasing off these most rude ruffians, the assistant manager discovered that this was a most groovy club house. So groovy in fact, that he decided to make it his clubhouse and invited all his friends. The Germans were very upset about losing their club house, mainly because Gunther and Dietrich left their beer-brewing kit in the basement. Although they used all the mean tricks at their disposable, even trying to knock over the house with their campervans, they couldn't get their homebrew kit back. Eventually, the Russians ran out of sausage and sour k---- so the Germans decided to go back home. And thus ends the greatest camping holiday in German history. http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=506519628414

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Whimsical Warfare: Battle of the Somme

Anonymous 07/22/17(Sat)08:30:51 No.54461302 >54461393 File: Time-out.jpg (72 KB, 623x413) >>54459766 Now as you all know, no one loves sport as much as the Germans and English. They loved sport with all their hearts and each thought they were the best. This competitiveness caused a fierce rivalry to grow between these two great people. First they started building sailing ships to race each other. Then they started athletic teams that would compete in massive events. Their game of Risk has since become legendary. One day, they decided finally to settle it with a huge game of Bulldog. They gathered their athletes into teams of 1.5 million each and drove in coaches down to the Somme in Belgium to play their game. I was decided that whoever could break through first would win and definitely be the best one at Sports. To fairly decided who goes first, the French referee flipped a coin and landed heads first, so the British went first. What was expected to be a short game, soon grew into a 141 day spectacle. The game was even shown in cinemas because of how great it was. Both the English and Germans were evenly matched. None could get an advantage over the others, and so the game went on and on. After many sprained ankles and bruised elbows were had, it was decided that they were both the best at sports. The two great people got together, shook hands and laughed at the good times had by all. The battle of the Somme, as it came to be known, went down in history as one of the most joyous and exciting sporting events in history. Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/timelines/ztngxsg

Anonymous 07/22/17(Sat)08:30:51 No.54461302 >54461393 File: Time-out.jpg (72 KB, 623x413) >>54459766 Now as you all know, no one loves sport as much as the Germans and English. They loved sport with all their hearts and each thought they were the best. This competitiveness caused a fierce rivalry to grow between these two great people. First they started building sailing ships to race each other. Then they started athletic teams that would compete in massive events. Their game of Risk has since become legendary. One day, they decided finally to settle it with a huge game of Bulldog. They gathered their athletes into teams of 1.5 million each and drove in coaches down to the Somme in Belgium to play their game. I was decided that whoever could break through first would win and definitely be the best one at Sports. To fairly decided who goes first, the French referee flipped a coin and landed heads first, so the British went first. What was expected to be a short game, soon grew into a 141 day spectacle. The game was even shown in cinemas because of how great it was. Both the English and Germans were evenly matched. None could get an advantage over the others, and so the game went on and on. After many sprained ankles and bruised elbows were had, it was decided that they were both the best at sports. The two great people got together, shook hands and laughed at the good times had by all. The battle of the Somme, as it came to be known, went down in history as one of the most joyous and exciting sporting events in history. Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/timelines/ztngxsg

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Whimsical Warfare: Battles of the Isonzo

I Anonymous 07/22/17(Sat)07:43:18 No.54460875 ► >54461968 File: Mr Rommel building the lift.jpg (516 KB, 1200x800) >>54460120 Now as you know, back in the days when wireless radios were magical devices powered by crystals, there were no greater friends than Italy and Austro-Hungary, known as Aussie to his friends. Unfortunately for these two bestest friends, Aussie's house was at the top of a very high hill. This was a very bad thing, since both friends were very poor and couldn't afford good climbing shoes. Although Aussie could come and visit Italy by climbing down a rope ladder he had made, Italy couldn't climb the rope because he was very scared of heights. One day, Italy decided that he would be brave and climb the rope ladder to see his friend's house. Up, up, up went little Italy and Aussie sat at the top of his ladder, calling down encouragement to his friend. But them Italy did a very silly thing and looked down. Poor little Italy got so scared, that he had to climb all the way back down again. Down, down, down went little Italy and he had to have a cup of yummy hot chocolate to calm his nerves. But brave little Italy never gave up. Up, up, up went little Italy. Down, down, down came little Italy. Feeling bad about his courageous little friend, Aussie asked the village carpenter, Erwin Rommel, build a lift so that his friend could finally come visit him. Touched by the courage and determination of little Italy, Mr. Rommel agreed to help young Aussie. Now that Italy didn't have to climb the scary rope ladder anymore, he and Aussie could now visit each other whenever they wanted. The two went on many adventures together and are still bestest of friends, even to this very day. Source: http://geographical.co.uk/places/mountains/item/955-isonzo-a-brutal-first-world-war-front

I Anonymous 07/22/17(Sat)07:43:18 No.54460875 ► >54461968 File: Mr Rommel building the lift.jpg (516 KB, 1200x800) >>54460120 Now as you know, back in the days when wireless radios were magical devices powered by crystals, there were no greater friends than Italy and Austro-Hungary, known as Aussie to his friends. Unfortunately for these two bestest friends, Aussie's house was at the top of a very high hill. This was a very bad thing, since both friends were very poor and couldn't afford good climbing shoes. Although Aussie could come and visit Italy by climbing down a rope ladder he had made, Italy couldn't climb the rope because he was very scared of heights. One day, Italy decided that he would be brave and climb the rope ladder to see his friend's house. Up, up, up went little Italy and Aussie sat at the top of his ladder, calling down encouragement to his friend. But them Italy did a very silly thing and looked down. Poor little Italy got so scared, that he had to climb all the way back down again. Down, down, down went little Italy and he had to have a cup of yummy hot chocolate to calm his nerves. But brave little Italy never gave up. Up, up, up went little Italy. Down, down, down came little Italy. Feeling bad about his courageous little friend, Aussie asked the village carpenter, Erwin Rommel, build a lift so that his friend could finally come visit him. Touched by the courage and determination of little Italy, Mr. Rommel agreed to help young Aussie. Now that Italy didn't have to climb the scary rope ladder anymore, he and Aussie could now visit each other whenever they wanted. The two went on many adventures together and are still bestest of friends, even to this very day. Source: http://geographical.co.uk/places/mountains/item/955-isonzo-a-brutal-first-world-war-front

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Whimsical Warfare: Gallipoli

Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)07:57:01 No.54478159 »54478216 File: Brewer taking a well-dese(...)jpg (574 KB, 2000x1000) >>54477638 Now as you all know, there is nothing man likes more than to party. We have partied in the hearts of cities, across wide open plains and into the deepest depths of darkest jungle. Indeed, the second thing a man does after setting forth into a new land is to party there, such is our kinds love of merriment. It was during the dull drudging days of 1915, where for month after month, plagues of poor-quality beer and corkless hats had reduced Australian morale to a bare cinder, the greatest beach party of the 20th Century was conceived. Seeing their favourite colonists in such a dire state, the British minster of POM (Partying and Other Merriments), Winston Churchill, decided to intervene. Seeing as the Australians were unaccustomed to anywhere that was not “Oh God Why?" levels of hot and were in dire need of quality booze, it was decided the best course of action was to host a beach party in Gallipoli. So 50'000 of the most miserable Australians that could be found were shipped off to Gallipoli, along with 15'000 Kiwis who were confused for Australians by the French ferry company that was hired to transport them. Once there, they were greeted by a grand spectacle of fireworks, belly-dancers and fountains of Belgium beer provided by their Turkish hosts. The resulting party could be heard hundreds of miles away and brought great joy to all who heard it. Backed up by thousands of English brewers and French chefs, the beach party of Gallipoli lasted an entire year. After such an incomprehensible amount of generosity and brotherly love, the morale of Australia sky-rocketed and, even to this very day, has yet to dip. An historical re-enactment of this greatest of beach parties is held every year at Ibiza during the long summer months, where good-natured, wholesome entertainment aimed at young families can be found in abundance. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallipoli_Campaign

Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)07:57:01 No.54478159 »54478216 File: Brewer taking a well-dese(...)jpg (574 KB, 2000x1000) >>54477638 Now as you all know, there is nothing man likes more than to party. We have partied in the hearts of cities, across wide open plains and into the deepest depths of darkest jungle. Indeed, the second thing a man does after setting forth into a new land is to party there, such is our kinds love of merriment. It was during the dull drudging days of 1915, where for month after month, plagues of poor-quality beer and corkless hats had reduced Australian morale to a bare cinder, the greatest beach party of the 20th Century was conceived. Seeing their favourite colonists in such a dire state, the British minster of POM (Partying and Other Merriments), Winston Churchill, decided to intervene. Seeing as the Australians were unaccustomed to anywhere that was not “Oh God Why?" levels of hot and were in dire need of quality booze, it was decided the best course of action was to host a beach party in Gallipoli. So 50'000 of the most miserable Australians that could be found were shipped off to Gallipoli, along with 15'000 Kiwis who were confused for Australians by the French ferry company that was hired to transport them. Once there, they were greeted by a grand spectacle of fireworks, belly-dancers and fountains of Belgium beer provided by their Turkish hosts. The resulting party could be heard hundreds of miles away and brought great joy to all who heard it. Backed up by thousands of English brewers and French chefs, the beach party of Gallipoli lasted an entire year. After such an incomprehensible amount of generosity and brotherly love, the morale of Australia sky-rocketed and, even to this very day, has yet to dip. An historical re-enactment of this greatest of beach parties is held every year at Ibiza during the long summer months, where good-natured, wholesome entertainment aimed at young families can be found in abundance. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallipoli_Campaign

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Whimsical Warfare: Italian Front of WW1

Anonymous 07/21/17(Fri)18:54:14 No.54451639 >54451682 File: Itallian Nail gun.jpg (170 KB, 579x839) >>54450905 During the first great German camping trip to France, the Italians and the Austro-Hungarians made a terrible discovery. They found out that the Alps were made of chalk and in danger of collapse. If this were to happen, then no one would ever have a reason to visit them anymore. Faced with losing all of their friends and pocket money, they decided to join forces to save the Alps. Now because the Alps are a big big place, they needed to use very big big nails to hold it all together. To help them make sure the nails fitted properly, each builder was given a "Fucile" or a "Gewehr"; which in English means "Screwdriver". Unfortunately because chalk is very crumbly, there were many times where bits of the mountains would fall off and land on the toes of the poor builders who were trying keep them together. Over the next couple of years, the builders stitched all the mountains together, so that they wouldn't be so crumbly. These stitches are called "trenches". Now as you know, the Italians and the Austro-Hungarians are very playful people; so when it started to snow, they began to build the best snow forts they could. Since each of them thought the other had the best snow fort, the builders had many snowball fights trying make the other ones run back home for hot chocolate and fuzzy slippers so they could have the forts all to themselves. Unfortunately during some of these snowball fights, some builders got very chilly and had to go home because they caught the sniffles. The best builders at snowballing were known as "Arditi" or "Sturmtruppen" which means "Really cool dudes" in English. The motto of the Arditi was "O la vittoria, o tutti accoppati" which means "It doesn't matter if we win, as long as we have fun". Just as the Germans were packing up their things for the long drive home, the Italians and Austro-Hungarians finally made enough trenches that the Alps were no longer in danger of collapsing and saved the day.

Anonymous 07/21/17(Fri)18:54:14 No.54451639 >54451682 File: Itallian Nail gun.jpg (170 KB, 579x839) >>54450905 During the first great German camping trip to France, the Italians and the Austro-Hungarians made a terrible discovery. They found out that the Alps were made of chalk and in danger of collapse. If this were to happen, then no one would ever have a reason to visit them anymore. Faced with losing all of their friends and pocket money, they decided to join forces to save the Alps. Now because the Alps are a big big place, they needed to use very big big nails to hold it all together. To help them make sure the nails fitted properly, each builder was given a "Fucile" or a "Gewehr"; which in English means "Screwdriver". Unfortunately because chalk is very crumbly, there were many times where bits of the mountains would fall off and land on the toes of the poor builders who were trying keep them together. Over the next couple of years, the builders stitched all the mountains together, so that they wouldn't be so crumbly. These stitches are called "trenches". Now as you know, the Italians and the Austro-Hungarians are very playful people; so when it started to snow, they began to build the best snow forts they could. Since each of them thought the other had the best snow fort, the builders had many snowball fights trying make the other ones run back home for hot chocolate and fuzzy slippers so they could have the forts all to themselves. Unfortunately during some of these snowball fights, some builders got very chilly and had to go home because they caught the sniffles. The best builders at snowballing were known as "Arditi" or "Sturmtruppen" which means "Really cool dudes" in English. The motto of the Arditi was "O la vittoria, o tutti accoppati" which means "It doesn't matter if we win, as long as we have fun". Just as the Germans were packing up their things for the long drive home, the Italians and Austro-Hungarians finally made enough trenches that the Alps were no longer in danger of collapsing and saved the day.

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Whimsical Warfare: The Battle of Karánsebes

I Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)08:34:12 No.54478410 >>54478535 File: Beer run gone wild.jpg (26 KB, 400x300) Source: >>54477742 Now as you all know, a beer-run is a highly organised and complicated operation. You need to make sure you have the exact amount of money you need, so the least amount of time is spent fumbling for wallets and drinking said beer. Everyone's order must be written down. Drinking the wrong beer is only slightly better than drinking no beer. You might even have to drink lager, yuck. Always have a safe form of transport available for the beer run. If you take risks, you could hurt yourself; but worst of all you might hurt the beer. The best example of what not to do can be found in the sorry tale of Karansebes. Back before the invention of top hats and stiff-upper lips, the Austrians had come to the terrible realisation that, mid-way through the party, all they had left was yucky lager. Bleuch! Sensing the terrible urgency of the situation, the King Swinger, Joseph 2 the boogaloo, sent out his most experienced bros, the hussars, to fetch more quality beer. Knowing that beer was cheaper over the border in Turkey, 100'000 slightly tipsy hussars thundered off into the distance. After only losing their way twice, the hussars and assorted bros found the Off-license they were searching for. After all 100'000 bros showed their driving licenses to the clerk, they found out they did not bring enough change. A foolish mistake. Whilst they were mucking about with ATM machines, the party was beginning to slow. The communal Pimms punch could only last for so long after all. Being exposed to the notoriously chilly Turkish night air had only exasperated the drunken state of our poor heroes. To be cont... I Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)08:48:36 No.54478535 ► >>54478410 It was decided to grab anything that looked beerish and retum as fast as they could before they all succumbed to the effects of hard partying. Unfortunately whilst they were racing back home, some fell off of their horses or became lost in the dark. This just goes to show that just because the horse is sober, it does not mean that it is safe to drink and ride. But do not worry, they were all safely collected by the Turkish Black Maltildas and delivered back home once they sobered up. After only losing only the small amount of 10% of their entire beer-carying strength, they returned to the party victorious. However, whilst parading their spoils, it was discovered that in their haste all they had brought was more lager. Despite happening over 200 years ago, this is still the worse recorded beer run in history. So just remember this and take heart in the next time you fail a beer run. Musical Re-telling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbbHXz1pDls [Embed]

I Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)08:34:12 No.54478410 >>54478535 File: Beer run gone wild.jpg (26 KB, 400x300) Source: >>54477742 Now as you all know, a beer-run is a highly organised and complicated operation. You need to make sure you have the exact amount of money you need, so the least amount of time is spent fumbling for wallets and drinking said beer. Everyone's order must be written down. Drinking the wrong beer is only slightly better than drinking no beer. You might even have to drink lager, yuck. Always have a safe form of transport available for the beer run. If you take risks, you could hurt yourself; but worst of all you might hurt the beer. The best example of what not to do can be found in the sorry tale of Karansebes. Back before the invention of top hats and stiff-upper lips, the Austrians had come to the terrible realisation that, mid-way through the party, all they had left was yucky lager. Bleuch! Sensing the terrible urgency of the situation, the King Swinger, Joseph 2 the boogaloo, sent out his most experienced bros, the hussars, to fetch more quality beer. Knowing that beer was cheaper over the border in Turkey, 100'000 slightly tipsy hussars thundered off into the distance. After only losing their way twice, the hussars and assorted bros found the Off-license they were searching for. After all 100'000 bros showed their driving licenses to the clerk, they found out they did not bring enough change. A foolish mistake. Whilst they were mucking about with ATM machines, the party was beginning to slow. The communal Pimms punch could only last for so long after all. Being exposed to the notoriously chilly Turkish night air had only exasperated the drunken state of our poor heroes. To be cont... I Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)08:48:36 No.54478535 ► >>54478410 It was decided to grab anything that looked beerish and retum as fast as they could before they all succumbed to the effects of hard partying. Unfortunately whilst they were racing back home, some fell off of their horses or became lost in the dark. This just goes to show that just because the horse is sober, it does not mean that it is safe to drink and ride. But do not worry, they were all safely collected by the Turkish Black Maltildas and delivered back home once they sobered up. After only losing only the small amount of 10% of their entire beer-carying strength, they returned to the party victorious. However, whilst parading their spoils, it was discovered that in their haste all they had brought was more lager. Despite happening over 200 years ago, this is still the worse recorded beer run in history. So just remember this and take heart in the next time you fail a beer run. Musical Re-telling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbbHXz1pDls [Embed]

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Whimsical Warfare: Siege of Alesia

I Anonymous 07/22/17(Sat)06:45:52 No.54460424 ► >54460449 >>54460450 File: Roman Bakers preparing to(..)jpg (72 KB, 770x437) >>54459796 Now as you all well know, back in the fast distant past there lived a race of great bakers known as the Romans. They were so passionate about baking and making sure everyone ate great food, that they were the first people to set up mobile bakeries. Using these mobile bakeries, they were able to provide yummy pizza and other delicious treats to the whole of Europe; they even managed reach Africa and Asia in their quest to fill rumbly tummies. One of their biggest customers where the people of Gaul, who loved the food that the Romans made so much that the Romans had to keep sending their greatest chef, Julius Caesar, to Gaul to keep supplying them with yummy food. One day, a greedy Gaul by the name of Vercingetorix decided to capture a Roman bakery and learn the secrets of Roman cooking, so he and his friends could have all the yummy pizza they wanted. In order to do this, Vercingetorix and 80'000 of his bestest friends broke into a bakery called "Alesia", but unfortunately they broke the burglar alarm which woke up the Romans. Being so rudely awakened from a peaceful nights sleep, the Romans were really grumpy when they went to see who had broken into their bakery. They called out to Vercingetorix and told him that if they didn't come out right now, they would tell his parents and they would be very disappointed in him. Vercingetorix got scared, because his parents would surely spank him for causing such mischief, so he called the rest of his friends over to scare the Romans off. Unfortunately Vercingetorix was a very loud talker, so the Romans knew they were coming. The clever Romans than dug a ditch and filled it with yucky water, knowing that the Gauls would not cross it in fear of ruining their fancy trainers. With his friends unable to reach him and after eating all the pizza, Vercingetorix came out and was sent home to his parents where he got spanked for being such a naughty little boy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alesia

I Anonymous 07/22/17(Sat)06:45:52 No.54460424 ► >54460449 >>54460450 File: Roman Bakers preparing to(..)jpg (72 KB, 770x437) >>54459796 Now as you all well know, back in the fast distant past there lived a race of great bakers known as the Romans. They were so passionate about baking and making sure everyone ate great food, that they were the first people to set up mobile bakeries. Using these mobile bakeries, they were able to provide yummy pizza and other delicious treats to the whole of Europe; they even managed reach Africa and Asia in their quest to fill rumbly tummies. One of their biggest customers where the people of Gaul, who loved the food that the Romans made so much that the Romans had to keep sending their greatest chef, Julius Caesar, to Gaul to keep supplying them with yummy food. One day, a greedy Gaul by the name of Vercingetorix decided to capture a Roman bakery and learn the secrets of Roman cooking, so he and his friends could have all the yummy pizza they wanted. In order to do this, Vercingetorix and 80'000 of his bestest friends broke into a bakery called "Alesia", but unfortunately they broke the burglar alarm which woke up the Romans. Being so rudely awakened from a peaceful nights sleep, the Romans were really grumpy when they went to see who had broken into their bakery. They called out to Vercingetorix and told him that if they didn't come out right now, they would tell his parents and they would be very disappointed in him. Vercingetorix got scared, because his parents would surely spank him for causing such mischief, so he called the rest of his friends over to scare the Romans off. Unfortunately Vercingetorix was a very loud talker, so the Romans knew they were coming. The clever Romans than dug a ditch and filled it with yucky water, knowing that the Gauls would not cross it in fear of ruining their fancy trainers. With his friends unable to reach him and after eating all the pizza, Vercingetorix came out and was sent home to his parents where he got spanked for being such a naughty little boy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alesia

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Whimsical Warfare: Nuclear Bombing of Hiroshima

I Anonymous 07/21/17(Fri)17:52:10 No.54450623 >>54450753 File: Instant warm hands.png (1.06 MB, 987x741) >>54449389 >I'm going to Hell for this anon, I hope your happy. Japan in 1945 was a very chilly place. In fact it was so chilly that not even fluffy, little mittens couldn't keep their poor little hands warm. The Americans were feeling really bad about breaking most of Japan's toys during the last year and especially bad for breaking the big, big aircraft carrier that Japan spent many months lovingly making in arts and crafts. Now seeing all these poor people shivering from the cold, America decided to air drop thousands of campsites onto Japan to help warm them their little footsies. Although thousands of Japanese managed to warm themselves around these campfires, but millions more couldn't get to the campfires in time before they died out. Knowing that they could do better, America built one huge instant heater that could make an entire city all toasty and snug in an instant. When the Americans turned on the first heater in Hiroshima, the citizens were so impressed that they were unable to put into words how good a job the Americans did. Unsure of whether it worked or not, the Americans set up another heater in Nagasaki where it made many more Japanese people very happy, as they no longer needed their teensy, little mittens to stay warm. The Japanese were so impressed at these gestures of friendship, that they immediately stopped bullying America and they have been best buddies ever since. Feels: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1468-7-things-you-learn-surviving-atomic-blast.html

I Anonymous 07/21/17(Fri)17:52:10 No.54450623 >>54450753 File: Instant warm hands.png (1.06 MB, 987x741) >>54449389 >I'm going to Hell for this anon, I hope your happy. Japan in 1945 was a very chilly place. In fact it was so chilly that not even fluffy, little mittens couldn't keep their poor little hands warm. The Americans were feeling really bad about breaking most of Japan's toys during the last year and especially bad for breaking the big, big aircraft carrier that Japan spent many months lovingly making in arts and crafts. Now seeing all these poor people shivering from the cold, America decided to air drop thousands of campsites onto Japan to help warm them their little footsies. Although thousands of Japanese managed to warm themselves around these campfires, but millions more couldn't get to the campfires in time before they died out. Knowing that they could do better, America built one huge instant heater that could make an entire city all toasty and snug in an instant. When the Americans turned on the first heater in Hiroshima, the citizens were so impressed that they were unable to put into words how good a job the Americans did. Unsure of whether it worked or not, the Americans set up another heater in Nagasaki where it made many more Japanese people very happy, as they no longer needed their teensy, little mittens to stay warm. The Japanese were so impressed at these gestures of friendship, that they immediately stopped bullying America and they have been best buddies ever since. Feels: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1468-7-things-you-learn-surviving-atomic-blast.html

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Whimsical Warfare: Operation Cottage

Anonymous 07/21/17(Fri)16:39:03 No.54449285 >>54449334 >>54448905 Now as I'm sure as you all know, the pacific campaign was the most jolliest theatre in the entirety of WW2 and a good time was had by all. The date was the 15th August 1943 and by now the Allies had learned just how good the Japanese were at playing hide and seek. Knowing this, the Allies decided that they were going to start seeking after only counting for five seconds. Unfortunately, the Japanese's mum called and they had to go home for lunch. They were in such a rush to fill their grumbly bellies that they forgot to tell the Allies that they went home. Now being the clever clogs that they were the Americans and Canadians decided to start searching from opposite sides of the island, so they could find the Japanese twice as fast. Unfortunately it was very foggy when they were playing, so when they found each other they thought they were Japanese. This startled the Americans so much that they fired at the Canadians who, because it would be rude not too, fired back. After much merriment and some boo-boos were had, the Allies realised they had been very silly and many an embarrassed apology was given. Meanwhile an American ship accidently drove into a mine that fell out of the Japanese's toy box as they were running away. This caused an itty-bitty amount of severe structural damage and many scraped knees among the sailors. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage

Anonymous 07/21/17(Fri)16:39:03 No.54449285 >>54449334 >>54448905 Now as I'm sure as you all know, the pacific campaign was the most jolliest theatre in the entirety of WW2 and a good time was had by all. The date was the 15th August 1943 and by now the Allies had learned just how good the Japanese were at playing hide and seek. Knowing this, the Allies decided that they were going to start seeking after only counting for five seconds. Unfortunately, the Japanese's mum called and they had to go home for lunch. They were in such a rush to fill their grumbly bellies that they forgot to tell the Allies that they went home. Now being the clever clogs that they were the Americans and Canadians decided to start searching from opposite sides of the island, so they could find the Japanese twice as fast. Unfortunately it was very foggy when they were playing, so when they found each other they thought they were Japanese. This startled the Americans so much that they fired at the Canadians who, because it would be rude not too, fired back. After much merriment and some boo-boos were had, the Allies realised they had been very silly and many an embarrassed apology was given. Meanwhile an American ship accidently drove into a mine that fell out of the Japanese's toy box as they were running away. This caused an itty-bitty amount of severe structural damage and many scraped knees among the sailors. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage

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Wario The Movie

File: WARIO and Julie Andrews.jpg (439 KB, 1280x956) O Lost Julie Andrews Movie From The Future Anonymous 07/12/20(Sun)18:33:12 No.136431388 > WARIO THE MOVIE (Drama, Rated PG-13) "Wario the Movie" finds Wario in between jobs, wondering what to do with his life. He sees all kinds of ways people live their life, but he feels judged and insecure, everyone is living "life" but his life sucks. He drops an f-bomb, but only one since PG-13 only allows one, out of frustration with his life. But then Wario goes to the Burger King and gets a job, and finds that yeah. Wario is ALIVE and as long as HE is happy, LIFE is happy, and he doesn't need to please ANYBODY. It's WARIO's life to live, not others. Then Julie Andrews shows up and tries to make Wario feel insecure and unaccomplished, but Wario gets her fired. Wario strolls out into the sun, feeling good about himself and his newfound ability to stand up to Julie Andrews, and the day is won. The movie is punctuated by a song by Josh Groban and Andrea Bocelli, and the song goes on to be more remembered than the movie not unlike The Prayer by Celine Dion and Andrea Bocelli and its relation to Quest for Camelot. There WAS a deleted scene that was filmed but removed from the film, it involved Julie Andrews STABBING Wario with a Burger King spatula, and Wario would go on to DIE... but they figured that might be too sad and the producers made them change it. So there is FOOTAGE of Julie Andrews stabbing Wario with a spatula... somewhere. we gotta find it.

File: WARIO and Julie Andrews.jpg (439 KB, 1280x956) O Lost Julie Andrews Movie From The Future Anonymous 07/12/20(Sun)18:33:12 No.136431388 > WARIO THE MOVIE (Drama, Rated PG-13) "Wario the Movie" finds Wario in between jobs, wondering what to do with his life. He sees all kinds of ways people live their life, but he feels judged and insecure, everyone is living "life" but his life sucks. He drops an f-bomb, but only one since PG-13 only allows one, out of frustration with his life. But then Wario goes to the Burger King and gets a job, and finds that yeah. Wario is ALIVE and as long as HE is happy, LIFE is happy, and he doesn't need to please ANYBODY. It's WARIO's life to live, not others. Then Julie Andrews shows up and tries to make Wario feel insecure and unaccomplished, but Wario gets her fired. Wario strolls out into the sun, feeling good about himself and his newfound ability to stand up to Julie Andrews, and the day is won. The movie is punctuated by a song by Josh Groban and Andrea Bocelli, and the song goes on to be more remembered than the movie not unlike The Prayer by Celine Dion and Andrea Bocelli and its relation to Quest for Camelot. There WAS a deleted scene that was filmed but removed from the film, it involved Julie Andrews STABBING Wario with a Burger King spatula, and Wario would go on to DIE... but they figured that might be too sad and the producers made them change it. So there is FOOTAGE of Julie Andrews stabbing Wario with a spatula... somewhere. we gotta find it.

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/his/ discusses the mob

File: DD671CE5-59C4-4B6E-B9F4-1(...).jpg (183 KB, 1600x900) O Anonymous 07/10/20(Fri)21:39:17 No.9028115 ► >9028127 >>9028135 >>9028145 >>9028156 >>9028758 >>9028849 >>9029441 >>9029457 >>9029609 >9029803 >>9029823 >>9029860 >>9030005 >>9030377 >>9030414 >>9031880 Since when Italian American mafia stopped being a thing? O Anonymous 07/10/20(Fri)21:43:37 No.9028127 ► >>9029835 >>9028115 (OP) It just went underground Now they only whisper badda bing badda boom instead of shouting it

File: DD671CE5-59C4-4B6E-B9F4-1(...).jpg (183 KB, 1600x900) O Anonymous 07/10/20(Fri)21:39:17 No.9028115 ► >9028127 >>9028135 >>9028145 >>9028156 >>9028758 >>9028849 >>9029441 >>9029457 >>9029609 >9029803 >>9029823 >>9029860 >>9030005 >>9030377 >>9030414 >>9031880 Since when Italian American mafia stopped being a thing? O Anonymous 07/10/20(Fri)21:43:37 No.9028127 ► >>9029835 >>9028115 (OP) It just went underground Now they only whisper badda bing badda boom instead of shouting it

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/g/ in 2020

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [O Auto] 334 I 102 / 135 / 10 File: ArchLabs-32-711x858.png (232 KB, 711x858) O Anonymous 06/30/20(Tue)19:41:18 No.76585490 >76585527 >>76585533 >>76585610 >>76585714 >>76585749 >>76585780 >>76585806 >>76585823 >>76585836 >>76585837 >>76585860 >>76587314 >>76587380 >>76587536 >>76587559 >>76588402 >>76588992 >>76589017 >>76589021 >>76589268 >>76590769 >>76590872 >>76591089 >>76591109 >>76591115 >>76591363 >>76591447 >>76591488 >>76591511 >>76591560 >>76591651>>76591659 >>76592294 >>76592361 >>76592392 >>76592562 >>76593686 >>76594031 >>76594705 >>76594893 >>76595178 >>76595278 >>76595444 >>76595964 >>76596155 >>76596387 >>76596618 >>76597052 >>76597406 >>76597553 >>76597670 >>76597807 >>76597937 >>76598075 >>76600314 I made a tampermonkey script that adds a little button to the bottom of each post. If you click it, it takes the post's contents, pastes it into an image of a crying basedjak, and generates an image that you can save and use as a reply to that post. Can't set file input value in JS apparently, so I don't know how to automate this. Example in pic related. https://gist.github.com/nukeop/555dd641dca495d408a0cbe39d146fc1 >> O Anonymous 06/30/20(Tue)19:45:14 No.76585525 based >I quess plenty of anons doesn't deserve to discuss on /g/. >> O Anonymous 06/30/20(Tue)19:45:29 No.76585527 >>76598682 >>76585490 (OP) go back O Anonymous 06/30/20(Tue)19:46:00 No.76585533 ► >>76585490 (OP) F------ based

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