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Whimsical Warfare: Siege of Alesia

I Anonymous 07/22/17(Sat)06:45:52 No.54460424 ► >54460449 >>54460450 File: Roman Bakers preparing to(..)jpg (72 KB, 770x437) >>54459796 Now as you all well know, back in the fast distant past there lived a race of great bakers known as the Romans. They were so passionate about baking and making sure everyone ate great food, that they were the first people to set up mobile bakeries. Using these mobile bakeries, they were able to provide yummy pizza and other delicious treats to the whole of Europe; they even managed reach Africa and Asia in their quest to fill rumbly tummies. One of their biggest customers where the people of Gaul, who loved the food that the Romans made so much that the Romans had to keep sending their greatest chef, Julius Caesar, to Gaul to keep supplying them with yummy food. One day, a greedy Gaul by the name of Vercingetorix decided to capture a Roman bakery and learn the secrets of Roman cooking, so he and his friends could have all the yummy pizza they wanted. In order to do this, Vercingetorix and 80'000 of his bestest friends broke into a bakery called "Alesia", but unfortunately they broke the burglar alarm which woke up the Romans. Being so rudely awakened from a peaceful nights sleep, the Romans were really grumpy when they went to see who had broken into their bakery. They called out to Vercingetorix and told him that if they didn't come out right now, they would tell his parents and they would be very disappointed in him. Vercingetorix got scared, because his parents would surely spank him for causing such mischief, so he called the rest of his friends over to scare the Romans off. Unfortunately Vercingetorix was a very loud talker, so the Romans knew they were coming. The clever Romans than dug a ditch and filled it with yucky water, knowing that the Gauls would not cross it in fear of ruining their fancy trainers. With his friends unable to reach him and after eating all the pizza, Vercingetorix came out and was sent home to his parents where he got spanked for being such a naughty little boy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alesia
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Whimsical Warfare came about from a discussion on /tg/ on taking well known events in military history and subjecting them to disneyfication in order to make them as innocuous and cuddly as possible. Due to the more general nature of the content, and the lack of a /his/ entry, I felt they belonged here instead of being in the /tg/ entry.

The Siege of Alesia was the last major engagement of the Gallic Wars and took place during in 52 BC where Julius Caesar besieged, and then was besieged himself, at the fortified Gallic settlement of Alesia. It was one of the only engagements in history where the besieger found themselves besieged and managed to win against both forces.

For further info, please see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alesia#Siege

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That's a new one >>648828643 # >>648828969 # >>648828647 # >>648829906 SMAYE Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)08:04:48 No.648832521 ✓ 1693285487049.jpg (43 KB, 528x394) google yandex iqdb wait >>648828410 # >Former descendant of a Spanish knight here. now this is shitposting Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)07:14:40 No.648829308 >>648829906 # >>648830256 # >>648830808 # >>648833837 # >>648833869 # >>648834074 # >>648834838 # >>648835873 # >>648835954 # >>648836136 # >>648836557 # >>648839081 # >>648839456 # >>648839525 # >>648840254 # >>648840509 # >>648841912 # >>648842507 # What's the difference. Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)10:19:55 No.648840381 ✓ >>648830976 Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)07:41:02 No.648830976 >>648832636 # >>648840381 >>648829308 # Damn, straight out of a f------ doujin CLAS I came here to laugh at you. One of the women hunters from the forest r---- my conquistador ancestor in his tent while he was on the expedition in one of the lower Americas. Don't ask me how. I just know it was shameful he renounced his knighthood and became a local. TALOUSH AUFE ARENAMENTSFOR >>648828410 # >Eduardo Gomez-Sanchez-Aguilar- Aguirre Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)07:23:35 No.648829906 ✓ >>648830976 # >>648829308 # That makes you a descendant of a former knight not a former descendant of a knight Jesus Christ I see the problem, he was retarded and so are you. ☐ Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)07:29:21 No.648830256 ✓ >>648834347 # Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)08:28:27 No.648834074 ✓ NOO000000000 [sound=https(...).jpg (58 KB, 576x429) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)08:59:49 No.648835954 ✓ 1654805087343.png (254 KB, 800x600) google yandex iqdb wait >>648828410 # >>648829308 # Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)11:17:53 No.648843535 >>648828410 # >most deaths came from the knight you weren't paying attention to stabbing you on the side. just like in chivalrous and mordhau >>648829308 # >women hunters from the forest r---- my conquistador ancestor >goes on the expedition of a lifetime to the new world >gets r---- Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)10:22:28 No.648840509 ✓ 61uqw6lmTIL.jpg (92 KB, 1200x1201) google yandex iqdb wait >>648828410 # >Former descendant Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)10:47:31 No.648841912 14287914287010498.jpg (31 KB, 775x436) google yandex iqdb wait >N000000000000000 Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)11:28:47 No.648844126 ✓ 1444453860383.png (900 KB, 690x968) google yandex iqdb wait >>648829308 # forever soiled by jungle p---- I see the problem he was retarded so are you. >>648829308 # >DON'T SUCK MY C---, DON'T SUCK MY C--- Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)07:09:45 No.648828969 >>648829308 # >>648828410 # >former descendant >former Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)08:33:16 No.648834347 ✓ >descendant did your bloodline get severed??? were you disowned? ☐ Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)08:25:05 No.648833869 ✓ 1693181232950416.jpg (36 KB, 604x611) google yandex iqdb wait last Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)08:41:37 No.648834838 ~ Principe de Esquilache.jpg (266 KB, 345x669) google yandex iqdb wait >>648829308 # as someone from the Southwest I can tell the rest of you anons that this is looks like a shitpost, reads like a shitpost, but is really ones of the many fake realities that lives in Mexicans heads. t. current white guy >>648829308 # >[muffled spanish screams followed by a quiet sobbing] >>648828410 # >>648829308 # Your grandpa sounds like a f-- desu Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)09:03:08 No.648836136 >>648829308 # giwtwm Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)09:10:31 No.648836557 ✓ >>64 3 # your ancestor got ara ara'd Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)10:03:36 No.648839525 >>648829308 # put me in the screen cap bros Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue) 10:59:29 No.648842507 ✓ 1432828123795.jpg (68 KB, 651x1111) google yandex >>648829308 # BI BXl Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)11:14:32 No.648843339 1690896747078107.jpg (2 KB, 114x125) google yandex iqdb wait >>648829308 # >nooooo please don't r--- me in the forest young brown woman ☐ Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)11:32:30 No.648844345 ✓ >>648829308 # >MEIRDA >>648830256 # >Brother Eduardo Gomez the II hasn't been the same since he was taken in the night by that jungle harlot. ☐ Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)11:01:30 No.648842608 ✓ >/v/ - Generational r--- and military tactics
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    the limits of satire

    : Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat)21:17:02 No.631257348 >Game has a ridiculous cartoonishly evil parody villain >think it's funny >Read the YT comments under the soundtrack >it's different versions of "He is kinda right though!" This game proved that no matter how blatant and unsubtle your attempt at satirizing political figures, as long as your character is charismatic and speaks with convection, you will have hordes of gullible idiots who will unironically agree with everything you say, all you have to do is acknowledge basic issues such as "Society is LE BAD" and provide any ridiculous solution or no solution at all, and that's it. 222 KB JPG
    : Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat)21:17:02 No.631257348 >Game has a ridiculous cartoonishly evil parody villain >think it's funny >Read the YT comments under the soundtrack >it's different versions of "He is kinda right though!" This game proved that no matter how blatant and unsubtle your attempt at satirizing political figures, as long as your character is charismatic and speaks with convection, you will have hordes of gullible idiots who will unironically agree with everything you say, all you have to do is acknowledge basic issues such as "Society is LE BAD" and provide any ridiculous solution or no solution at all, and that's it. 222 KB JPG
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    Anonymous 04/02/21 (Fri) 12:32:14 No.60707073 stop giving a f--- about what random normies think of u thats like playing oblivion and not jumping everywhere because u dont want the npcs to think ur weird >>60707750 #
    Anonymous 04/02/21 (Fri) 12:32:14 No.60707073 stop giving a f--- about what random normies think of u thats like playing oblivion and not jumping everywhere because u dont want the npcs to think ur weird >>60707750 #
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    >>186312981 Lego did a study when they created the Lego Friends line for girls where they discovered that when a boy plays with a toy of a character, he tries to become the character, and when a girl does the same thing, she tries to make the character become her. So if you give a boy a Batman toy, he's gonna want to know everything there is to know about Batman, and he'll try to think and talk like Batman when he plays with the toy. The little girl on the other hand is going to make Batman go shopping, bake cookies, and go to the prom. That's not to say there aren't exceptions on both sides but that's the data that allowed Lego to finally get a foothold on the girls' market after decades of failed attempts. If you look at how women approach things like Star Wars or remakes of animated movie, is it any wonder that so many of them want to reinvent the IP, either by feminizing it or changing the main character to look like them?
    >>186312981 Lego did a study when they created the Lego Friends line for girls where they discovered that when a boy plays with a toy of a character, he tries to become the character, and when a girl does the same thing, she tries to make the character become her. So if you give a boy a Batman toy, he's gonna want to know everything there is to know about Batman, and he'll try to think and talk like Batman when he plays with the toy. The little girl on the other hand is going to make Batman go shopping, bake cookies, and go to the prom. That's not to say there aren't exceptions on both sides but that's the data that allowed Lego to finally get a foothold on the girls' market after decades of failed attempts. If you look at how women approach things like Star Wars or remakes of animated movie, is it any wonder that so many of them want to reinvent the IP, either by feminizing it or changing the main character to look like them?
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