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35 subscribers 21 hours ago near Brisbane, Queenslande OH MY GOD. IJUST WITNESSED THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY On a bus, heading home from the city I am greeted by an incredibly nice Russian-sounding bus driver with a smile on his face. About 4 stops later (in the valley, of course) a bogan hops on with his skanky (I assume) girifriend. (May have been sister. May have been both.) Naturally, he does not have the money for a bus, so of course The Bogan (Henceforth referred to as S----Skull) blames the bus driver Using all manner of racial slurs, loud profanities and general offensive douchbagery, S----Skull proceeds to be a a------ and make the entire bus shuffle uncomfortably in their seats. All except one man. Ah, this man. I wish I could BE this man, this average looking hero that stepped up to defend the poor bus driver Look mate, he's just doing his job. How's about you calm down and leave the driver alone. It's no t his fault you can't pay." The logic of the situation made a slight whistling noise as it passed over S---- Skull's head. We could see the Tonka Truck gears dunk and grind in this mans underdeveloped cranium. Calm...down? It must be a challenge! "Are you try'na start met? You wanna go me you kingYo anna fing go me?" Ah truly the words of a poet. But not even Oscar Wilde himself could have predict the Batman-esque reaction of: Yeah, actually. Let's do this. Off the bus." You could hear a penny drop as the 256mb brain inside S----Skull's s----- little skull ticked over. Finally the judging eyes of the bus coupled with the high-pitched, slurring voice of his sister-daughter telling him to "take him and (quoting directly) "don't take none that s--- babe" convince them both to step off the bus ready to fight. Calmer than a monk on morphine, our hero turns to the bus driver, simply says "shut the door mate", AND WALKS BACK TO HIS M------------ SEAT. The bus driver shut the door, drove away, and the entire bus ERUPTED. We were dlapping, we were cheering, I gave S----Skull the finger out the window and Im pretty sure people hugged. T:dr: Thank you stranger, for making humans okay in my book Unlike Comment Share You ike this. likethebookshop.tumblr.com
35 subscribers 21 hours ago near Brisbane, Queenslande OH MY GOD. IJUST WITNESSED THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY On a bus, heading home from the city I am greeted by an incredibly nice Russian-sounding bus driver with a smile on his face. About 4 stops later (in the valley, of course) a bogan hops on with his skanky (I assume) girifriend. (May have been sister. May have been both.) Naturally, he does not have the money for a bus, so of course The Bogan (Henceforth referred to as S----Skull) blames the bus driver Using all manner of racial slurs, loud profanities and general offensive douchbagery, S----Skull proceeds to be a a------ and make the entire bus shuffle uncomfortably in their seats. All except one man. Ah, this man. I wish I could BE this man, this average looking hero that stepped up to defend the poor bus driver Look mate, he's just doing his job. How's about you calm down and leave the driver alone. It's no t his fault you can't pay." The logic of the situation made a slight whistling noise as it passed over S---- Skull's head. We could see the Tonka Truck gears dunk and grind in this mans underdeveloped cranium. Calm...down? It must be a challenge! "Are you try'na start met? You wanna go me you kingYo anna fing go me?" Ah truly the words of a poet. But not even Oscar Wilde himself could have predict the Batman-esque reaction of: Yeah, actually. Let's do this. Off the bus." You could hear a penny drop as the 256mb brain inside S----Skull's s----- little skull ticked over. Finally the judging eyes of the bus coupled with the high-pitched, slurring voice of his sister-daughter telling him to "take him and (quoting directly) "don't take none that s--- babe" convince them both to step off the bus ready to fight. Calmer than a monk on morphine, our hero turns to the bus driver, simply says "shut the door mate", AND WALKS BACK TO HIS M------------ SEAT. The bus driver shut the door, drove away, and the entire bus ERUPTED. We were dlapping, we were cheering, I gave S----Skull the finger out the window and Im pretty sure people hugged. T:dr: Thank you stranger, for making humans okay in my book Unlike Comment Share You ike this. likethebookshop.tumblr.com

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April 15 at 11:18am . You're not special for reading the great gatsby, we all went to high school Like Comment Unfollow Post and 7 others like this. Whenever you feel like criticizing any one, just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had. 3 hours ago via mobile Like okie dokie let's tone it down here, I was just making a joke 3 hours ago Like So was I, that's the first line of the book. 3 hours ago via mobile Like 1 what 3 hours ago Like i didn't read the book 3 hours ago Like 3
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Hello EVERYONE-I'm terribly sorry to post this, my Undle Scott passed away this week. What I know is that he loved our Lord and will be spending an Easter in His presence that we can only imagine. I will miss him so much. Aprl 22 at 12:53pm Like Comment See Friendship Scott RAWRR!!! I am a zombie, raised from the dead! 5 hours ago Like ScottHa ha ha no seriously this is Dan, just deleting Dads old FB account 3 hours ago Like failbook.com
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Food preparation Bilingual- English and Macedonian Hobbies &Interests Gym and fitness . Tennis . Computers . Football . Music Excessive m----------- Socialising Bungee jumping and skydiving Tag Phote Album: Timeline Photos Brad After handing out my resume out to around 6- 8 companies, I just F------ noticed it says "excessive m-----------" under my hobbies... wow No wonder I haven't been getting any calls back. That's the last time I trust you to proof read anything you A------- with Jason Tag This Photo Edit Location 0 Change Date Unlike Comment Unfellow Post Share 22 hours ago and 311 others like this 28 shares

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SOCIAL MEDIA PREDICTIONS OSCARS hthe 85th Academy Awards Who would take home the Oscars if they were determined by social media? BEST ACTOR by Most Sharing Event BEST ACTRESS BEST PICTURE by Most Sharing Events The nominees for Best Picture may have been the most groundbreaking fims of the year but they were not the moneymakers! We compared this year's biggest box office hits with the number of sharing events they generated in the world of social media 2012 BOX OFFICE HITS OPENING WEEKEND BOX OFFICE PERCENT OF SOCIAL SHARES s1410676 28% If the nominees for Best Film were determined by their social popularity alone, a ittle different. FACEBOOK BEST PICTURE e debermined by number of Facebook Les 38 MILLION LIKES B5 MILLIONL THE HUNGE TWITTER BEST PICTURE f dletermined by number of Twitter Folowers 1OX MORE Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn-Part 2 1,286,488 FOLLOWERS Paranormal Activity 4 117,192 FOLLOWERS The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey 86,389 FOLLOWERSsy If there was any takeaway from last years Oscars*, you can bet that the most mentioned celebrities will be the winners! Best Actress 2012 MERYL STREEP Best Actor, 2012 JEAN DUJARDIN 107,000 64,000 Angelina Jolie wasn't even nominated last year, but still managed to place third, with 58,000 social mentions... just by flashing a little leg! only imagine what hashtags w ill develop when the creator of #FAMILYGUY. @SetNacFarlane hosts| The #OSCARS convenabon has already begn hashtag responsibly esson from Ted 二@asr "ingwe
SOCIAL MEDIA PREDICTIONS OSCARS hthe 85th Academy Awards Who would take home the Oscars if they were determined by social media? BEST ACTOR by Most Sharing Event BEST ACTRESS BEST PICTURE by Most Sharing Events The nominees for Best Picture may have been the most groundbreaking fims of the year but they were not the moneymakers! We compared this year's biggest box office hits with the number of sharing events they generated in the world of social media 2012 BOX OFFICE HITS OPENING WEEKEND BOX OFFICE PERCENT OF SOCIAL SHARES s1410676 28% If the nominees for Best Film were determined by their social popularity alone, a ittle different. FACEBOOK BEST PICTURE e debermined by number of Facebook Les 38 MILLION LIKES B5 MILLIONL THE HUNGE TWITTER BEST PICTURE f dletermined by number of Twitter Folowers 1OX MORE Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn-Part 2 1,286,488 FOLLOWERS Paranormal Activity 4 117,192 FOLLOWERS The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey 86,389 FOLLOWERSsy If there was any takeaway from last years Oscars*, you can bet that the most mentioned celebrities will be the winners! Best Actress 2012 MERYL STREEP Best Actor, 2012 JEAN DUJARDIN 107,000 64,000 Angelina Jolie wasn't even nominated last year, but still managed to place third, with 58,000 social mentions... just by flashing a little leg! only imagine what hashtags w ill develop when the creator of #FAMILYGUY. @SetNacFarlane hosts| The #OSCARS convenabon has already begn hashtag responsibly esson from Ted 二@asr "ingwe

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