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The Congo Wars

It's time to get educated on one of the most important conflicts of our lifetime that you've never heard about. The Congo Wars are the main reason why everything in West Africa has apparently gone to s--- and why the Congo, despite having the greatest mineral bounties on earth, is poorer than dirt and makes a great substitute for f------ hell. This is effecting us now, as the lack of those resources is contributing to the current high-end electronics shortages; meaning that, unless things change drastically, the Congo could be the scene for the next great military intervention.
It's time to get educated on one of the most important conflicts of our lifetime that you've never heard about. The Congo Wars are the main reason why everything in West Africa has apparently gone to s--- and why the Congo, despite having the greatest mineral bounties on earth, is poorer than dirt and makes a great substitute for f------ hell. This is effecting us now, as the lack of those resources is contributing to the current high-end electronics shortages; meaning that, unless things change drastically, the Congo could be the scene for the next great military intervention.

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The Kalashnikov Song

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide communized avtomat Kalashnikov What'd I say? Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! What's it called? Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! I hear those things are awfully loud And it produces a fiery cloud Is there a chance Not on your the barrel could bend? life my hindu friend Use it to remove kebabs What about us brain-dead slavs? Is this approved by For use until the sky has fallen comrade Stalin? The ring came off my pudding can It comes with bayonet my good man It's the proletariat's only choice Throw up your hands and raise your voice Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Sorry mom, the party's spoken But the SKS isn't old or broken Kalash- D'oh! Kalashnikov!Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide communized avtomat Kalashnikov What'd I say? Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! What's it called? Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! I hear those things are awfully loud And it produces a fiery cloud Is there a chance Not on your the barrel could bend? life my hindu friend Use it to remove kebabs What about us brain-dead slavs? Is this approved by For use until the sky has fallen comrade Stalin? The ring came off my pudding can It comes with bayonet my good man It's the proletariat's only choice Throw up your hands and raise your voice Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Sorry mom, the party's spoken But the SKS isn't old or broken Kalash- D'oh! Kalashnikov!Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov!

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Retarded Bombs

File: Bombs.gif (66 KB, 420x242) O Smart Bombs to be Replaced with Retarded Bombs Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)19:29:38 No.22726707 >22728496 >22728527 >22728578 DUGWAY, UTAH--The head of the US Air Force's Retarded Bomb program is warning that there is a real danger of missing deadlines if his budget for this promising air-to-ground system is not restored by the end of the fiscal year. "I need all of the prototype labs back to full production by the end of this month," Major General Curtis Veeblefetzer said at Tuesday's press conference at Dugway Proving Ground. "Otherwise we will start to see some delays and at this point that would just be retarded." In development since the late 1980s, the HERPADERP bomb: Highly Energetic Rigid Penetrator Armor Defeating Encephalic Reduction Projectile .is not only retarded by a parachute deployed after launch, but also causes people upon whom it is dropped to become retarded as well, usually immediately before it kills them. "It's designed to create a shockwave that just clobbers the living f--- out of the human brain," says defense analyst Professor Pavel Potrzebie. "If they survive, it's coloring books for Christmas. You see, it was originally proposed in 1985 in response to a request for new strategies to reduce and degrade Soviet intelligence capabilities. And at the time it was believed that the best way to reduce their intelligence was to drop a big f------ bomb on them, hopefully causing cerebral hemorrhage or even death. The US Navy is, in partnership with NATO and ANZUS allies, is developing the joint version, J-HERPADERP, for a maritime strike role. They're also developing a standoff launch platform, STAHP-IT: Standoff Tactical Aircraft/Helicopter Projectile - International Thrower. "We believe that J-HERPADERP/STAHP-IT will be key to our maritime strike tactics in the near future," said program chief Rear Admiral Henry Gloval. "Even if we don't sink their boats we're sure as hell gonna ring their chimes." >> O Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)19:38:37 No.22726861 ► File: laughing-138804527175_xlarge.jpg (11 KB, 350x233) >clobbers the living f--- >> O MaschinenGewehr !!6m76tpWrY+G 09/07/14(Sun)19:41:11 No.22726904 File: my side.jpg (91 KB, 640x385) oh my f------ god MY SIDES >> O Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)21:21:12 No.22728473 ► File: 1386549264808.jpg (29 KB, 480x360) >And at the time it was believed that the best way to reduce their intelligence was to drop a big f------ bomb on them, THIS THREAD IS HEADING TO THE COMEDY GOA'ULD MINE
File: Bombs.gif (66 KB, 420x242) O Smart Bombs to be Replaced with Retarded Bombs Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)19:29:38 No.22726707 >22728496 >22728527 >22728578 DUGWAY, UTAH--The head of the US Air Force's Retarded Bomb program is warning that there is a real danger of missing deadlines if his budget for this promising air-to-ground system is not restored by the end of the fiscal year. "I need all of the prototype labs back to full production by the end of this month," Major General Curtis Veeblefetzer said at Tuesday's press conference at Dugway Proving Ground. "Otherwise we will start to see some delays and at this point that would just be retarded." In development since the late 1980s, the HERPADERP bomb: Highly Energetic Rigid Penetrator Armor Defeating Encephalic Reduction Projectile .is not only retarded by a parachute deployed after launch, but also causes people upon whom it is dropped to become retarded as well, usually immediately before it kills them. "It's designed to create a shockwave that just clobbers the living f--- out of the human brain," says defense analyst Professor Pavel Potrzebie. "If they survive, it's coloring books for Christmas. You see, it was originally proposed in 1985 in response to a request for new strategies to reduce and degrade Soviet intelligence capabilities. And at the time it was believed that the best way to reduce their intelligence was to drop a big f------ bomb on them, hopefully causing cerebral hemorrhage or even death. The US Navy is, in partnership with NATO and ANZUS allies, is developing the joint version, J-HERPADERP, for a maritime strike role. They're also developing a standoff launch platform, STAHP-IT: Standoff Tactical Aircraft/Helicopter Projectile - International Thrower. "We believe that J-HERPADERP/STAHP-IT will be key to our maritime strike tactics in the near future," said program chief Rear Admiral Henry Gloval. "Even if we don't sink their boats we're sure as hell gonna ring their chimes." >> O Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)19:38:37 No.22726861 ► File: laughing-138804527175_xlarge.jpg (11 KB, 350x233) >clobbers the living f--- >> O MaschinenGewehr !!6m76tpWrY+G 09/07/14(Sun)19:41:11 No.22726904 File: my side.jpg (91 KB, 640x385) oh my f------ god MY SIDES >> O Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)21:21:12 No.22728473 ► File: 1386549264808.jpg (29 KB, 480x360) >And at the time it was believed that the best way to reduce their intelligence was to drop a big f------ bomb on them, THIS THREAD IS HEADING TO THE COMEDY GOA'ULD MINE

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A Microwave's a Microwave

So today, I have learned that radars are terrifying, short-ranged death rays.
So today, I have learned that radars are terrifying, short-ranged death rays.

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Original Prankster

The TL, DR version: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Qp6Qn8IwPf8" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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/k/ on American Gun Violence

I'm getting the impression that large American cities are basically like the Thunderdome, but half the combatants are wearing suits and ties instead of leather fetish wear.
I'm getting the impression that large American cities are basically like the Thunderdome, but half the combatants are wearing suits and ties instead of leather fetish wear.

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Kursed Kuznetsov

So I started a thread on /k/ to find out more about the Admiral Kuznetsov as I had heard nothing but memes about the ship and wanted to know if it was as as bad as everyone says it is. It is, but it's also a very interesting design. Basically, due to a treaty Russia signed with Turkey. it's not allowed to bring an aircraft carrier into or out of the Black Sea. Because of this, the Admiral Kuznetsov is a "Missile Cruiser" that just so happens to be able to launch planes....although, landing those planes is an entirely different matter. The thread was actually surprisingly civil and informative, which has been a nice change of space, and is definitely worth a read if you were as curious about the history of the ship as I was. ... ... ... Also, it's 100% haunted and filled with demons, mutants and mutant demons welded into the heart of the ship. Definitely.
So I started a thread on /k/ to find out more about the Admiral Kuznetsov as I had heard nothing but memes about the ship and wanted to know if it was as as bad as everyone says it is. It is, but it's also a very interesting design. Basically, due to a treaty Russia signed with Turkey. it's not allowed to bring an aircraft carrier into or out of the Black Sea. Because of this, the Admiral Kuznetsov is a "Missile Cruiser" that just so happens to be able to launch planes....although, landing those planes is an entirely different matter. The thread was actually surprisingly civil and informative, which has been a nice change of space, and is definitely worth a read if you were as curious about the history of the ship as I was. ... ... ... Also, it's 100% haunted and filled with demons, mutants and mutant demons welded into the heart of the ship. Definitely.

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Incel Smegma Z

lol lmao even
lol lmao even

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/k/ommando giga-chad destroyer of vatniks shows up at the rally

This webm resurged recently as this guy from /k/ had an Azov patch. This rally is from 2020 however
This webm resurged recently as this guy from /k/ had an Azov patch. This rally is from 2020 however

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How russian psyops work

Ever notice how both tankies and /pol/dancers simp for Putin?
Ever notice how both tankies and /pol/dancers simp for Putin?

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Rhodesian kween

iM STAYING HOW ABOUT YOU
iM STAYING HOW ABOUT YOU

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Ma Deuce

Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)20:23:35 No.30611708 >>30611819 >>30611955 >>30813201 File: M2 - 24th MEU.jpg (1.78 MB, 2100x1500) >>30610622 (OP) >2066 >stationed on mars to quell a rebellion >become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship >no miniguns or Gatling canons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end >get sent in to extract some wounded >reach the evac zone and come under attack >horde of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers >let loose a stream of bullets >the sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machine gun >wounded are loaded up and returned to base >inspect mg afterwards >thing was made in 1942 >Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scrated onto the gun >scratch "Mars" on with knife
Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)20:23:35 No.30611708 >>30611819 >>30611955 >>30813201 File: M2 - 24th MEU.jpg (1.78 MB, 2100x1500) >>30610622 (OP) >2066 >stationed on mars to quell a rebellion >become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship >no miniguns or Gatling canons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end >get sent in to extract some wounded >reach the evac zone and come under attack >horde of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers >let loose a stream of bullets >the sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machine gun >wounded are loaded up and returned to base >inspect mg afterwards >thing was made in 1942 >Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scrated onto the gun >scratch "Mars" on with knife

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Ivan Vs Ammo Can

File : 1290908454.jpg-(53 KB, 1049x488, 762x54_bulg.214174447.jpg) O IVAN CHESNOKOV IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:40 No.7737497 762 Crx MAN AT LOCAL STORE SELLS BIG CAN OF BULGARIAN TYPE 7.62 BY 54 MILLIMETERS CARTRIDGE WITH RIM. I BUY CAN, IS CELEBRATE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST 80-6 44 HOLIDAY OF SHOPPING "BLACK FRIDAY". SADLY HE DOES NOT SELL RIGHT TOOL FOR OPENING CAN. I THINK BOARD OF WEAPON LIKES SURPLUS CARTRIDGE IN BIG CAN, GOOD PEOPLE HERE SURELY KNOW ANSWER. WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? LAST TIME I USE PLIER. LONG TIME WITH PLYING, BUT AMMO COMES OUT FROM CAN AT LAST, >> O OnlineAmmo !g22IDRWEus 11/27/10(Sat)20:42 No.7737510 Oh, that Ivan.... >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:43 No.7737515 File 1290908628 jpg-(502 KB, 1600x1200, Can_opener.jpg) How about a can opener? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737518 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksOLx_XJRA >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737520 >>7737515 I TRY CAN OPENER LAST TIME. BLADE IS RUIN. CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. > D AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737524 a skew chisel and hammer to punture, then tin snips to cut. >> O Purple Drank !!S8L8RXH+lal 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737528 File1290908757.jpg-(13 KB, 480x267, mosinbayonet.jpg) >>7737497 >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:46 No.7737538 File1290908813.jpg-(104 KB, 920x602, bayonet.jpg) >>7737520 Then this is what you need. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737539 Just use dynamite. Always opens can made of superior Japanese steel. Inferior Bulgarian steel will be like diaper before blast. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737547 >>7737528 I LIKE CUT OF YOUR STATE ISSUED UNIFORM, COMRADE. >> O Deadpool !lkBsp4Ukt12d 11/27/10(Sat)20:48 No.7737551 File1290908904.jpg-(31 KB, 300x311, ivan.jpg) >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737565 >>7737528 I TRY THIS IDEA. I LIKE THIS IDEA. SURELY GRAND RUSSIAN ENGINEER, HE GIVES TOOL FOR OPENING CAN WITH STANDARD RIFLE. WAIT HERE, I GO TO FIND BIG RUBBER HAMMER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737572 >>7737497 Tell me, Comrade, what carrying device contains ammo within the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics? i.e. in Soviet Russia.? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737589 >> >>7737565 The butt of your glorious Soviet Mosin-Nagant should serve wonderfully as a hammer, comrade. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737592 >>7737497 Since when has Ivan been back? I thought he said he was leaving. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737595 GOOD PROGRESS. BAYONET PUNCHES CAN WITH NO COMPLAINT. I REPORT BACK LATER. >> O AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737599 >>7737565 well, i have successfully beaten a tin open with a mosin bayonet, then hitting the butt with some wood and the stock of an AK-74... but i wasn't comfortable with that method. chisel works well enough for me - 10-15 minutes and leaves a nice smooth edge i can bevel to prevent cuts >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737602 >>7737592 He landed a job in NYC (iirc) and had no access to intarnet for a while O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737612 >> >WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? i loled so hard >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737617 File1290909410.jpg-(76 KB, 792x464, ivanstrikes.jpg) >>7737592 This is one of the many Ivans. However, the password is for Boof, as you can tell by the picture. > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737618 >>7737497 Have had great success with flat head screw driver and hammer. Just go slow and stay to the far edges. > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:57 No.7737627 >>7737520 >>7737520 >CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. BWAHAHАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА. >> O Legal MumboJumbo !TuzOuE8iX2 11/27/10(Sat)21:00 No.7737641 Oxy-ace torch. What could possible go wrong? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:01 No.7737644 File1290909670.jpg-(31 KB, 470x370, VictoryDayVeteran.jpg) >>7737595 A glorious victory comrade! You should celebrate by shooting capitalist melons and water drums/bottles with your brand new pebbles. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737650 Dear Ivan; next time, buy TWO can. Then glorious communist ammunition distributor provide you with can opener for your dedication to party ideal of mass fire! Seriously though, I've found a dremmel tool with a cutting wheel will work very well for opening these. Otherwise, screwdriver and hammer, as mentioned. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737652 >>7737497 A hammer and a flat head screw driver. I no kid. Angle screw driver to wall of can away from primers. Hit with hammer until pierces seal гереat. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737653 Grab hammer, and flat head screwdriver and fukken profit. >> D IVAN CHESNOKOV !IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:06 No.7737668 File1290910004.jpg-(127 KB, 640x478, photo.jpg) MAKING INTO CAN WITH BAYONET OF MOSIN NAGANT, THIS IS NOT SO FAST. PROGRESSING WITH SCREWDRIVER IS SAME PROBLEM. GOOD NEWS I FIND IN GOODIES BAG FROM SALES OF BLACK FRIDAY. MAN FROM MILITARY SURPLUS DEPOT GIVES ME AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51. I THINK THIS IS RIGHT WAY TO USE. I AM RIP INTO CAN SO FAST NOW. BANG BANG BANG WITH HAMMER AS CHEAP BULGARIAN TIN PARTS LIKE OCEAN BEFORE MOSES. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737676 >>7737668 Or you could do that. >> O /klaptBilly 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737678 The bayonet works, but so does any flat blade screw driver (well, a heavy duty one) and a hammer. Hammer the blade into the edge of the can and work it around the edge of the can until open. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737679 Inb4anchovies >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737681 oh look, boof is making his daily s----- evening thread. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:09 No.7737683 File1290910191.jpg-(30 KB, 292x302, whywouldyoudothat_2.jpg) >>7737668 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:10 No.7737687 >>7737668 Ivan, why didn't you ask to store owner how to open it? For all you know there could have been a flap that allowed you to pull it off like a sardines can. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737690 File 1290910272.jpg-(382 KB, 1600x1060, 1257445118563.jpg) >>7737668 But Ivan, I think that is of Type P38. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737691 File1290910274.jpg-(156 KB, 800x600, spam.jpg) >>7737668 I know I'm not alone in being ecstatic that Ivan is back =) A lot of places that sell 5.45/7.62x54r will throw in a can opener if you buy more than one can. Pic related >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:12 No.7737697 >>7737551 Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU! >> O IVAN CHE SNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737719 File 1290910517.jpg-(160 KB, 640x478, photo (1).jpg) >>7737691 >>7737687 STOP WITH F------ STUPID QUESTION. I KNOW RIGHT TOOL AND I BT等C KNOW TO ASK. HE SAYS EARLY CUSTOMER GETS TOOL FOR OPENING CAN AND I COME LATE BUT CAN PRICE CAN SAME. AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51 IS NOT FAIL ME, LOOK AT FAST RIPPING OF CAN AND P-51 STAYS STRAIGHT. Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737722 File1290910527.png-(162 KB, 1120x461, faces.png) >> >This thread. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IIzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:20 No.7737750 File1290910833.jpg-(132 KB, 640x478, photo (2).jpg) I THINK FRENCH SAY HERE "VOILÀ". IS SOLVED PROBLEM. GOOD JOB TO BOARD OF WEAPON. ESPECIALLY TO MAN WHO SUGGESTS BAYONET AND ONE WHO SAYS P-51 CAN OPENER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:26 No.7737776 File1290911175.jpg-(31 KB, 220x345, 1277310503886.jpg) >>7737497 STALIN APPROVES >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:29 No.7737790 I opened one of these with a cutting wheel on a dremel once, it didn't occur to me until afterwards what a bad idea that was. It was fine though. >> O VIKTOR TRENTREKOV!N----- 11/27/10(Sat)21:30 No.7737796 >>7737497 WHY YOU NOT USE SICKLE AND HAMMER? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:50 No.7737971 Throw the whole thing in a fire, it'll open it up.
File : 1290908454.jpg-(53 KB, 1049x488, 762x54_bulg.214174447.jpg) O IVAN CHESNOKOV IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:40 No.7737497 762 Crx MAN AT LOCAL STORE SELLS BIG CAN OF BULGARIAN TYPE 7.62 BY 54 MILLIMETERS CARTRIDGE WITH RIM. I BUY CAN, IS CELEBRATE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST 80-6 44 HOLIDAY OF SHOPPING "BLACK FRIDAY". SADLY HE DOES NOT SELL RIGHT TOOL FOR OPENING CAN. I THINK BOARD OF WEAPON LIKES SURPLUS CARTRIDGE IN BIG CAN, GOOD PEOPLE HERE SURELY KNOW ANSWER. WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? LAST TIME I USE PLIER. LONG TIME WITH PLYING, BUT AMMO COMES OUT FROM CAN AT LAST, >> O OnlineAmmo !g22IDRWEus 11/27/10(Sat)20:42 No.7737510 Oh, that Ivan.... >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:43 No.7737515 File 1290908628 jpg-(502 KB, 1600x1200, Can_opener.jpg) How about a can opener? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737518 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksOLx_XJRA >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737520 >>7737515 I TRY CAN OPENER LAST TIME. BLADE IS RUIN. CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. > D AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737524 a skew chisel and hammer to punture, then tin snips to cut. >> O Purple Drank !!S8L8RXH+lal 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737528 File1290908757.jpg-(13 KB, 480x267, mosinbayonet.jpg) >>7737497 >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:46 No.7737538 File1290908813.jpg-(104 KB, 920x602, bayonet.jpg) >>7737520 Then this is what you need. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737539 Just use dynamite. Always opens can made of superior Japanese steel. Inferior Bulgarian steel will be like diaper before blast. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737547 >>7737528 I LIKE CUT OF YOUR STATE ISSUED UNIFORM, COMRADE. >> O Deadpool !lkBsp4Ukt12d 11/27/10(Sat)20:48 No.7737551 File1290908904.jpg-(31 KB, 300x311, ivan.jpg) >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737565 >>7737528 I TRY THIS IDEA. I LIKE THIS IDEA. SURELY GRAND RUSSIAN ENGINEER, HE GIVES TOOL FOR OPENING CAN WITH STANDARD RIFLE. WAIT HERE, I GO TO FIND BIG RUBBER HAMMER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737572 >>7737497 Tell me, Comrade, what carrying device contains ammo within the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics? i.e. in Soviet Russia.? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737589 >> >>7737565 The butt of your glorious Soviet Mosin-Nagant should serve wonderfully as a hammer, comrade. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737592 >>7737497 Since when has Ivan been back? I thought he said he was leaving. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737595 GOOD PROGRESS. BAYONET PUNCHES CAN WITH NO COMPLAINT. I REPORT BACK LATER. >> O AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737599 >>7737565 well, i have successfully beaten a tin open with a mosin bayonet, then hitting the butt with some wood and the stock of an AK-74... but i wasn't comfortable with that method. chisel works well enough for me - 10-15 minutes and leaves a nice smooth edge i can bevel to prevent cuts >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737602 >>7737592 He landed a job in NYC (iirc) and had no access to intarnet for a while O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737612 >> >WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? i loled so hard >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737617 File1290909410.jpg-(76 KB, 792x464, ivanstrikes.jpg) >>7737592 This is one of the many Ivans. However, the password is for Boof, as you can tell by the picture. > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737618 >>7737497 Have had great success with flat head screw driver and hammer. Just go slow and stay to the far edges. > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:57 No.7737627 >>7737520 >>7737520 >CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. BWAHAHАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА. >> O Legal MumboJumbo !TuzOuE8iX2 11/27/10(Sat)21:00 No.7737641 Oxy-ace torch. What could possible go wrong? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:01 No.7737644 File1290909670.jpg-(31 KB, 470x370, VictoryDayVeteran.jpg) >>7737595 A glorious victory comrade! You should celebrate by shooting capitalist melons and water drums/bottles with your brand new pebbles. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737650 Dear Ivan; next time, buy TWO can. Then glorious communist ammunition distributor provide you with can opener for your dedication to party ideal of mass fire! Seriously though, I've found a dremmel tool with a cutting wheel will work very well for opening these. Otherwise, screwdriver and hammer, as mentioned. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737652 >>7737497 A hammer and a flat head screw driver. I no kid. Angle screw driver to wall of can away from primers. Hit with hammer until pierces seal гереat. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737653 Grab hammer, and flat head screwdriver and fukken profit. >> D IVAN CHESNOKOV !IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:06 No.7737668 File1290910004.jpg-(127 KB, 640x478, photo.jpg) MAKING INTO CAN WITH BAYONET OF MOSIN NAGANT, THIS IS NOT SO FAST. PROGRESSING WITH SCREWDRIVER IS SAME PROBLEM. GOOD NEWS I FIND IN GOODIES BAG FROM SALES OF BLACK FRIDAY. MAN FROM MILITARY SURPLUS DEPOT GIVES ME AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51. I THINK THIS IS RIGHT WAY TO USE. I AM RIP INTO CAN SO FAST NOW. BANG BANG BANG WITH HAMMER AS CHEAP BULGARIAN TIN PARTS LIKE OCEAN BEFORE MOSES. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737676 >>7737668 Or you could do that. >> O /klaptBilly 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737678 The bayonet works, but so does any flat blade screw driver (well, a heavy duty one) and a hammer. Hammer the blade into the edge of the can and work it around the edge of the can until open. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737679 Inb4anchovies >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737681 oh look, boof is making his daily s----- evening thread. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:09 No.7737683 File1290910191.jpg-(30 KB, 292x302, whywouldyoudothat_2.jpg) >>7737668 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:10 No.7737687 >>7737668 Ivan, why didn't you ask to store owner how to open it? For all you know there could have been a flap that allowed you to pull it off like a sardines can. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737690 File 1290910272.jpg-(382 KB, 1600x1060, 1257445118563.jpg) >>7737668 But Ivan, I think that is of Type P38. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737691 File1290910274.jpg-(156 KB, 800x600, spam.jpg) >>7737668 I know I'm not alone in being ecstatic that Ivan is back =) A lot of places that sell 5.45/7.62x54r will throw in a can opener if you buy more than one can. Pic related >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:12 No.7737697 >>7737551 Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU! >> O IVAN CHE SNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737719 File 1290910517.jpg-(160 KB, 640x478, photo (1).jpg) >>7737691 >>7737687 STOP WITH F------ STUPID QUESTION. I KNOW RIGHT TOOL AND I BT等C KNOW TO ASK. HE SAYS EARLY CUSTOMER GETS TOOL FOR OPENING CAN AND I COME LATE BUT CAN PRICE CAN SAME. AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51 IS NOT FAIL ME, LOOK AT FAST RIPPING OF CAN AND P-51 STAYS STRAIGHT. Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737722 File1290910527.png-(162 KB, 1120x461, faces.png) >> >This thread. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IIzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:20 No.7737750 File1290910833.jpg-(132 KB, 640x478, photo (2).jpg) I THINK FRENCH SAY HERE "VOILÀ". IS SOLVED PROBLEM. GOOD JOB TO BOARD OF WEAPON. ESPECIALLY TO MAN WHO SUGGESTS BAYONET AND ONE WHO SAYS P-51 CAN OPENER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:26 No.7737776 File1290911175.jpg-(31 KB, 220x345, 1277310503886.jpg) >>7737497 STALIN APPROVES >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:29 No.7737790 I opened one of these with a cutting wheel on a dremel once, it didn't occur to me until afterwards what a bad idea that was. It was fine though. >> O VIKTOR TRENTREKOV!N----- 11/27/10(Sat)21:30 No.7737796 >>7737497 WHY YOU NOT USE SICKLE AND HAMMER? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:50 No.7737971 Throw the whole thing in a fire, it'll open it up.

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What Body Armour Does Mother Russia Use?

File: 1335604275.jpg-(48 KB, 450x450, kazak_4.jpg) CRussian body armor Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:11 No.11506190 What kind of body armor does mother Russia issue it's soldiers? Is it any good? Can any of it be had stateside at a decent price? C Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:12 No. 11506194 The human shield kind. Kim Jong Luiz D2UwuFSIDfu 04/28/12(Sat)05:13 No.11506199 rute The dead hostage kind. IGOR CHESTYKOFF 04/28/12(Sat)05:26 No.11506246 >>11506190 NO ARMOUR IN RUSSIA. YOU ARE DEFENDING HOMELAND AND CRY TO COMMANDER I AM PUNY BOY SHADOW OF MAN THE BULLETS THEY ARE HURT MY BODY PLEASE GIVE ARMOUR, COMMANDER RESPOND WITH LAUGHTER YOU WANT RECEIVE MEDAL COWBOY? MAYBE RIBBON WILL COVER YOUR SHAME. WHY ARE YOU SHOT? DOES GLORIOUS HOMELAND NOT PROVIDE BOUNTIFUL COVER FOR YOUR FAT PIG BODY? PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE MOVE TO AMERICA WITH REST OF PIGS? INSPIRED BY COMMANDER YOU WILL DIE FOR COUNTRY WITH SONG IN HEART. TLDR IS BEST ARMOUR CALLED CETAPHIL LOTION AND JOHNSON n JOHNSON NO MORE TEARS. C Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:28 No.11506256 >>11506246 lol'd >f----- screencapd I Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:34 No.11506280
File: 1335604275.jpg-(48 KB, 450x450, kazak_4.jpg) CRussian body armor Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:11 No.11506190 What kind of body armor does mother Russia issue it's soldiers? Is it any good? Can any of it be had stateside at a decent price? C Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:12 No. 11506194 The human shield kind. Kim Jong Luiz D2UwuFSIDfu 04/28/12(Sat)05:13 No.11506199 rute The dead hostage kind. IGOR CHESTYKOFF 04/28/12(Sat)05:26 No.11506246 >>11506190 NO ARMOUR IN RUSSIA. YOU ARE DEFENDING HOMELAND AND CRY TO COMMANDER I AM PUNY BOY SHADOW OF MAN THE BULLETS THEY ARE HURT MY BODY PLEASE GIVE ARMOUR, COMMANDER RESPOND WITH LAUGHTER YOU WANT RECEIVE MEDAL COWBOY? MAYBE RIBBON WILL COVER YOUR SHAME. WHY ARE YOU SHOT? DOES GLORIOUS HOMELAND NOT PROVIDE BOUNTIFUL COVER FOR YOUR FAT PIG BODY? PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE MOVE TO AMERICA WITH REST OF PIGS? INSPIRED BY COMMANDER YOU WILL DIE FOR COUNTRY WITH SONG IN HEART. TLDR IS BEST ARMOUR CALLED CETAPHIL LOTION AND JOHNSON n JOHNSON NO MORE TEARS. C Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:28 No.11506256 >>11506246 lol'd >f----- screencapd I Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:34 No.11506280

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Really, /K/omrade ?

The /K/ube will not be pleased with this.
The /K/ube will not be pleased with this.

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There...there really isn't any need for any other description. It's just /k/.
There...there really isn't any need for any other description. It's just /k/.

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