Okay So There's a 56 Year Old Woman Here
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Anon swallows a bullet by accident
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![>> Anonymous 2017-07-13 09:23:56 Post No.34534587 [Report] Quoted by: >>34541340 File: willy wocka.gif (2MB, 300x210px)Image search: [Google] >>34522307 Inna Gan > Inna willy-wocka (chinook) > Trying to land at s----- Observation post uppamountain > Been trying to land for the past hour > Can't due to heavy fire > Like bien dien phu 2.0 down there > Got this guy sitting opposite me > Imagine wendell out of the simpsons > Pale as s---, shaking from the air sickness > Throwing evasive manoeuvres that a ballerina would struggle to do. > Our original Ugly escort nearly dry > Each get given one air sickness bag each > Everyone uses there's > Prick opposite me needs another one as he's filled his up > Crew chief tell him they're fresh out > Chinooks gonna grab height, uglys gonna act as bait, Chinooks going to dive into the OP quick > Manoeuvre starts and we see nothing but sky outside > See this guy going to lay a pavement pizza > Calmly he undoes his admin pouch > Throws up into admin pouch > Land violently and throws up next to the ramp > He runs to disembark > Slips on own puke front first > Chunder in his pouch comes squirting out like an e---------- straight into his face > Slides down the ramp into the m60 tail gun knocking himself out Nicknames pouches or kangaroo after that](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/369/695/5b1.png "10/10 Dismount")
![Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609706 v >>8609719 (You) 1441658138991.jpg (116 KB, 1280x720) exhentai google iqdb >l never got into manga or anime until i was in the Army >Whole platoon of dudes watching Lucky Star or Trigun while cleaning crew serves and smoking >mfw/the platoons face when we start binge watching entire seasons when we have nothing to do and someone suggests monster girl themed animes Yeah. When you burn through everything else all you can do is broaden your horizon, and anime is a hella broad horizon. Monster Mastume (sp) was a tippy top favorite though during work outs or ranges: >Everyone on the firing line squeezing off rounds > barking back and forth about how Harpy is superior to snake >More barking about horse t--- being the best choice >Team leader says we're all women and that spider t--- is best >Range controlers have no idea WHAT the f--- we are talking about >Line is just barking about monster t--- and gun fire >CO is just rubbing his temples in frustration >Top ois intrigued and is trying to figure out what we mean when we call eachother a "Baka-ass m------------" >giggling >gun fire >bang bang bang snake t--- bang bang bang Now i just mostly read manga and expose other peoples power levels. Could be worse i guess. Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609719 v>8809727 which kebab do we remove first.jpg (993 KB, 1440x2150) exhentai google iqdb >>8609706 >Top ois intrigued and is trying to figure out what we mean when we call eachother a "Baka-ass m------------" I can't stop laughing >> Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609727 - 1441089074717.png (209 KB, 338x329) exhentai google iqdb >>8609719 (You) Yeah its a pretty funny memory. >Specialist why did that private call you a "Bawk-ka m------------?" >Because his waifu is s--- tiet Top! >[from a distance away] WHOS WAIFU YOU CALLEN S--- YOU F---?! >YOURS, YOU MERMAID LOVEN F-----! >[Top's and CO's Confusion Intensifies]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/350/953/89b.png "Men of Culture")
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