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HYDRATE Please no mustang2733.tumblr.com Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)15:36:01 No.34118718>>34120635 >>34121540 >>34122336 >>34117985 Everything is second hand so I'll get lots of s--- wrong. >be overnight marine friend >taking s--- >DI breaks in >"MARINE." >"Y-yes Sergeant Instructor?" >"HAVE A MILK SHAKE." >"T-thanks s-sergeant instructor." >DI pushes a large mcdonalds chocolate shake into his chest >ten minutes later in the barracks >other DI kicks in the door >"WHO THE F--- STOLE MY MILKSHAKE." >everyone looks at confused marine friend holding a mcdonalds milkshake >original DI sprints over whispering very mean words about what will happen if he says anything >"YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE." >"please no." >"HYDRATE." >After chugging the entire shake, puking and nearly collapsing >"Now that you're hydrated and full of energy, I think it's time to use that energy!" >"n-no." >several hours later >"Not bad Marine, but you owe me one milkshake. Instead I think I'll take one thousand pushups at a time of my choosing." >several weeks later in formation before graduation >"Congratulations Marine, also I'm calling in that debt you owe me." >recently enlisted >one night Gunny t sergeant abduct na stupor >force him to get s-------- with them >night ends with all three pissing on the sgt major's doorstep >gunny s---- on his car >"if you ever say a word we'll f------ kill you and let the locals eat your body." I'll try to recall his other stories, especially the time he smuggled drugs over the mexican border. Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)19:21:45 No.34120635 >>34122336 >>34118718 >YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE >please no >HYDRATE F------ kek

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