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/k/ negligent discharge copypasta
Created by SR-71 Blackbird Jul 09, 2022 at 01:22PM EDT
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![>> Anonymous 2017-07-13 09:23:56 Post No.34534587 [Report] Quoted by: >>34541340 File: willy wocka.gif (2MB, 300x210px)Image search: [Google] >>34522307 Inna Gan > Inna willy-wocka (chinook) > Trying to land at s----- Observation post uppamountain > Been trying to land for the past hour > Can't due to heavy fire > Like bien dien phu 2.0 down there > Got this guy sitting opposite me > Imagine wendell out of the simpsons > Pale as s---, shaking from the air sickness > Throwing evasive manoeuvres that a ballerina would struggle to do. > Our original Ugly escort nearly dry > Each get given one air sickness bag each > Everyone uses there's > Prick opposite me needs another one as he's filled his up > Crew chief tell him they're fresh out > Chinooks gonna grab height, uglys gonna act as bait, Chinooks going to dive into the OP quick > Manoeuvre starts and we see nothing but sky outside > See this guy going to lay a pavement pizza > Calmly he undoes his admin pouch > Throws up into admin pouch > Land violently and throws up next to the ramp > He runs to disembark > Slips on own puke front first > Chunder in his pouch comes squirting out like an e---------- straight into his face > Slides down the ramp into the m60 tail gun knocking himself out Nicknames pouches or kangaroo after that](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/369/695/5b1.png "10/10 Dismount")
![Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609706 v >>8609719 (You) 1441658138991.jpg (116 KB, 1280x720) exhentai google iqdb >l never got into manga or anime until i was in the Army >Whole platoon of dudes watching Lucky Star or Trigun while cleaning crew serves and smoking >mfw/the platoons face when we start binge watching entire seasons when we have nothing to do and someone suggests monster girl themed animes Yeah. When you burn through everything else all you can do is broaden your horizon, and anime is a hella broad horizon. Monster Mastume (sp) was a tippy top favorite though during work outs or ranges: >Everyone on the firing line squeezing off rounds > barking back and forth about how Harpy is superior to snake >More barking about horse t--- being the best choice >Team leader says we're all women and that spider t--- is best >Range controlers have no idea WHAT the f--- we are talking about >Line is just barking about monster t--- and gun fire >CO is just rubbing his temples in frustration >Top ois intrigued and is trying to figure out what we mean when we call eachother a "Baka-ass m------------" >giggling >gun fire >bang bang bang snake t--- bang bang bang Now i just mostly read manga and expose other peoples power levels. Could be worse i guess. Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609719 v>8809727 which kebab do we remove first.jpg (993 KB, 1440x2150) exhentai google iqdb >>8609706 >Top ois intrigued and is trying to figure out what we mean when we call eachother a "Baka-ass m------------" I can't stop laughing >> Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609727 - 1441089074717.png (209 KB, 338x329) exhentai google iqdb >>8609719 (You) Yeah its a pretty funny memory. >Specialist why did that private call you a "Bawk-ka m------------?" >Because his waifu is s--- tiet Top! >[from a distance away] WHOS WAIFU YOU CALLEN S--- YOU F---?! >YOURS, YOU MERMAID LOVEN F-----! >[Top's and CO's Confusion Intensifies]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/350/953/89b.png "Men of Culture")
![Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08:24:42 No.22352309 >>22352392 2222352421 2222352510 2222352569 Where I live I barely ever have soccermom issues BUT, this one time be inna Santa Fe with my friend visiting his dad, and his dad's boyfriend ( know, but they're cool) >out at one of the outdoor type malls look over and see people with signs screaming about stuff >no idea who they are, oh well >sick of looking at shoes with two gay men, so I head off alone >go into a knife store >low and behold, they have a few holsters and stuff for sale >been CC'ing in a s----- uncomfortable holster all day >buy a nicer one >Ask store owner if I can swap out in the store as im doing this I notice a lady with a sign walking by >she glances at me and see's my gun on the counter >the cashier was going to hide it for me >but she walked by as I set it down. >Picks up her sign "OCCUPY NM" really big on it. Cont □ Anonymous 08/12/14 (Tue)08 40 45 No 22352421、2-2232465 z-22352467222 22352309 "oh boy here we go" said quite loudly to the cashier and store owner >Lady runs up "THATS ILLEGAL" >l shut my >Store owner starts off "aam, this is my store, he can have his gun in here if he wants to. Plus, he has a concealed permit" >"YOU MEAN YOU ADVOCATE PEOPLE WEAPONS?!?!? HOW DARE YO-…" >Store owner is walking away from her, face palming cashier is looking really worried "Jeff, the lady's just dumb, give her a break, stop. >"Caleb I can't deal with her in MY store messing with MY customers, LADY YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO GIT >I'm sitting there trying to get my new holster on as fast as I can Lady starts chanting some weird slogan about how guns kill or something, i had tuned her out [Shrieking Intensifies] SECRETLY CARRYING DEADLY must have summoned others because l >her herd had gathered outside the store >all of them could see me putting my gun in my holster >Liberalism intensifies Store owner come back and says "Lady, calm down or git, last chance. Lady screams at him, calls him a pig He raises up a mossberg 500 in full view of the crown and begins loading it. >every shell he put in he counts >click "1" click "2".. goes to five >pumps the shotgun >The woman jumps on the floor and screams for help, she's being attacked I'm standing there in shock >I tell the owner sorry but I need to go "'no this happens at least once a day since these C---- (looks and yells at lady) showed up, you go on and have a good day >walk out >crowd is yelling at me >people clawing at my side >i muscle my way through >go run to my friend "dude let's go" >"why?" >angry OCCUPY crowd marching our way >"What...the...f---...what did you even >drag him the f--- away find his dad and his bf >"Guys, c'mon, buy shoes later" >(extreme gay voice) "Por que, I was just about to model them fors mi lover >"LATER DO IT LATER" "Si, ok, so pooshy" >us 4 walk out The crowd is just yelling at us as I dive into the car □ Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08:50:26 No.22352484 2222352498 >>22352503 222 >22352421 >Land whale throws her sign like a frisbee and in hits the car >(extreme gay voice again) >"WHO DID THIS >friend's dad gets out >"WHO IS THE MOTHER..M------------ WHO DEED THEES slady who threw it realizes her herd has not caught up yet. "WASS IT YOU BEECH?" YOU APOLOGIZE TO MI CAR OR I CALL LA POLICE" >lady is mindfucked to no end. A gay man is mad at her, and not on her side. >She tries to run >He catches her >(gay and mexican accents intensify) YOU APOLOGISE TO LA CARRO PENCHE PUTA" >He is now dragging this land cow to the car "APOLOGIZE >Lady mumbles sorry >"NOW KEES" (pushes her face into the window) "NOW GEET OUTTA MY FACE" swe drive hom DON'T TREAD ON ME And that's why I love my friend's gay dad as much as my own dad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/997/938/aef.jpg "/k/ meets a soccer mom in sanfran")
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