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I Funny military story thread? Anonymous 04/15/14(Tue)22:16 UTC-6 No.20828521 Replies: >>20828563 >>20833408 >>20833838 >>20833933 >>20837537 Funny military story thread. go This one's secondhand from a friend. >Post surge 2007 >Be in Iraq, guarding a bridge out in the middle of f------ nowhere between Ramadi and Samarra >Just to make sure some chuckefuck doesn't decide to blow it up because then everyone has to go way the f--- out of their way. >Third night of this s---, I'm sitting in the turret on the hmmwv. >All of a sudden, "BRIIIIIING!" from the bridge. >Brin. Biig! >Not sure if someone snuck an IED onto the bridge or something, turn on our spotlights and begin looking for the source as the phone keeps ringing, nothing's exploded yet. >Finally find it, there's a guacamole green rotary phone sitting right on the side of the road with a cell phone and a car battery and a shitload of wires. >call it in, close the bridge up to traffic, EOD took its time getting there. >Next two hours the phone is still ringing, and ringing, and ringing. >eod finally arrives and the bomb tech checks it out, no explosives, just a cell phone, rigged up to draw off the car battery and ring the phone. >watching through nods as the eod tech answers the phone. >A few minutes later he returns to our position with the most confused look on his face. >"he asked if our refrigerator was running..and when I said yes he said we needed to go ca..THAT M-----------!" >Apparently we got hit with a stupidly elaborate and complicated crank call. >Whoever this instead of n----- rigged landmines. >It was actually a nice change of pace but I think we might've shot at him because we were coming up along route 24 during a patrol and there was some shady as f--- looking guy by the side of the road messing with some loose asphalt. >Our gunner fired a warning shot and he ran off into the desert and we never got pranked again. guy was though was dedicated though because for the next month or so while we were around Ramadi the randomest s--- would happen. Potential IED's only to find whoopee cushions I Anonymous 04/15/14(Tue)22:18 UTC-6 No.20828563 >>20828521 (OP) >when we checked the asphalt pile for ieds we found a rubber chicken. Anonymous 04/16/14(Wed)09:02 UTC-6 No.20833408 >>20828521 (OP) lol Anonymous 04/16/14(Wed)10:00 UTC-6 No.20833838 >>20828521 (OP) Omg if the happening happens, I am going to do what this s---------- did! Anonymous 04/16/14(Wed)10:11 UTC-6 No.20833933 >>20828521 (OP) mah got damn sides
I Funny military story thread? Anonymous 04/15/14(Tue)22:16 UTC-6 No.20828521 Replies: >>20828563 >>20833408 >>20833838 >>20833933 >>20837537 Funny military story thread. go This one's secondhand from a friend. >Post surge 2007 >Be in Iraq, guarding a bridge out in the middle of f------ nowhere between Ramadi and Samarra >Just to make sure some chuckefuck doesn't decide to blow it up because then everyone has to go way the f--- out of their way. >Third night of this s---, I'm sitting in the turret on the hmmwv. >All of a sudden, "BRIIIIIING!" from the bridge. >Brin. Biig! >Not sure if someone snuck an IED onto the bridge or something, turn on our spotlights and begin looking for the source as the phone keeps ringing, nothing's exploded yet. >Finally find it, there's a guacamole green rotary phone sitting right on the side of the road with a cell phone and a car battery and a shitload of wires. >call it in, close the bridge up to traffic, EOD took its time getting there. >Next two hours the phone is still ringing, and ringing, and ringing. >eod finally arrives and the bomb tech checks it out, no explosives, just a cell phone, rigged up to draw off the car battery and ring the phone. >watching through nods as the eod tech answers the phone. >A few minutes later he returns to our position with the most confused look on his face. >"he asked if our refrigerator was running..and when I said yes he said we needed to go ca..THAT M-----------!" >Apparently we got hit with a stupidly elaborate and complicated crank call. >Whoever this instead of n----- rigged landmines. >It was actually a nice change of pace but I think we might've shot at him because we were coming up along route 24 during a patrol and there was some shady as f--- looking guy by the side of the road messing with some loose asphalt. >Our gunner fired a warning shot and he ran off into the desert and we never got pranked again. guy was though was dedicated though because for the next month or so while we were around Ramadi the randomest s--- would happen. Potential IED's only to find whoopee cushions I Anonymous 04/15/14(Tue)22:18 UTC-6 No.20828563 >>20828521 (OP) >when we checked the asphalt pile for ieds we found a rubber chicken. Anonymous 04/16/14(Wed)09:02 UTC-6 No.20833408 >>20828521 (OP) lol Anonymous 04/16/14(Wed)10:00 UTC-6 No.20833838 >>20828521 (OP) Omg if the happening happens, I am going to do what this s---------- did! Anonymous 04/16/14(Wed)10:11 UTC-6 No.20833933 >>20828521 (OP) mah got damn sides

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File: 1456695907298.jpg (41 KB, 500x500) O Statistics on gun deaths Anonymous (ID: KLC4EHIV) E 10/07/17(Sat)09:40:52 No.144395828 >>144398730 >>144397243 >>144397320 >>144397789 >>144398340 >>144398655 >>144398885 >>144399369 >>144399887 >>144400259 >>144400633 >>144400829 >>144401504 >>144403632 >>144404758 >>144405638 >>144408990 >>144408151 >>144410883 >>144411205 >>144414285 >144414315 >>144414592 >>144414709 >>144415479 >>144415589 >>144416137 There are 30,000 gun related deaths per year by firearms, and this number is not disputed. U.S. population 324,059,091 as of Wednesday, June 22 , 2016. Do the math: 0.000000925% of the population dies from gun related actions each year. Statistically speaking, this is insignificant! What is never told, however, is a breakdown of those 30,000 deaths, to put them in perspective as compared to other causes of death: • 65% of those deaths are by suicide which would never be prevented by gun laws • 15% are by law enforcement in the line of duty and justified • 17% are through criminal activity, gang and drug related or mentally ill persons – gun violence • 3% are accidental discharge deaths So technically, "gun violence" is not 30,000 annually, but drops to 5,100. Still too many? Well, first, how are those deaths spanned across the nation? • 480 homicides (9.4%) were in Chicago • 344 homicides (6.7%) were in Baltimore • 333 homicides (6.5%) were in Detroit • 119 homicides (2.3%) were in Washington D.C. (a 54% increase over prior years) So basically, 25% of all gun crime happens in just 4 cities. All 4 of those cities have strict gun laws, so it is not the lack of law that is the root cause. This basically leaves 3,825 for the entire rest of the nation, or about 75 deaths per state. That is an average because some States have much higher rates than others. For example, California had 1,169 and Alabama had 1. Now, who has the strictest gun laws by far? California, of course, but understand, so it is not guns causing this. It is a crime rate spawned by the number of criminal persons residing in those cities and states. So if all cities and states are not created equally, then there must be something other than the tool causing the gun deaths. (1/?) O Anonymous (ID: KLC4EHIV) = 10/07/17(Sat)09:42:43 No.144395971 >>144397243 >>144399369 >>144400125 >>144400633 >>144404155 >>144405263 >>144414315 File: REEEEEEEEE.gif (628 KB, 516x402) Are 5,100 deaths per year horrific? Yes. How about in comparison to other deaths? Not really. All death of course, sad and especially so when it is in the commission of a crime but that is the nature of crime. Robbery, death, r---, assault all is done by criminals and thinking that criminals will obey laws is ludicrous. That's why they are criminals. But what about other deaths each year? • 40,000+ die from a drug overdose-THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT! • 36,000 people die per year from the flu, far exceeding the criminal gun deaths • 34,000 people die per year in traffic fatalities(exceeding gun deaths even if you include suicide) Now it gets good: • 200,000+ people die each year (and growing) from preventable medical errors. You are safer in Chicago than when you are in a hospital! •710,000 people die per year from heart disease. It's time to stop the double cheeseburgers! So what is the point? If Obama and the anti-gun movement focused their attention on heart disease, even a 10% decrease in cardiac deaths would save twice the number of lives annually of all gun-related deaths (including suicide, law enforcement, etc.). A 10% reduction in medical errors would be 66% of the total gun deaths or 4 times the number of criminal homicides. Simple, easily preventable 10% reductions! So you have to ask yourself, in the grand scheme of things, why the focus on guns? It's pretty simple.: Taking away guns gives control to governments. The founders of this nation knew that regardless of the form of government, those in power may become corrupt and seek to rule as the British did by trying to disarm the populace of the colonies. It is not difficult to understand that a disarmed populace is a controlled populace. Thus, the second amendment was proudly and boldly included in the U.S. Constitution. It must be preserved at all costs. (2/?) O Anonymous (ID: KLC4EHIV) E 10/07/17(Sat)09:43:58 No.144396073 >>144397243 >>144399369 >>144400633 >>144414315 So the next time someone tries to tell you that gun control is about saving lives, look at these facts and remember these words from Noah Webster: "Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed, as they are in almost every kingdom in Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword, because the whole body of the people are armed and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretense, raised in the United States. A military force at the command of Congress can execute no laws, but such as the people perceive to be just and constitutional; for they will possess the power." Remember, when it comes to "gun control," the important word is "control," not "gun." >tl;dr this is your argument redpill for why liberals wanting gun bans is retarded. Read it. (3/3)
File: 1456695907298.jpg (41 KB, 500x500) O Statistics on gun deaths Anonymous (ID: KLC4EHIV) E 10/07/17(Sat)09:40:52 No.144395828 >>144398730 >>144397243 >>144397320 >>144397789 >>144398340 >>144398655 >>144398885 >>144399369 >>144399887 >>144400259 >>144400633 >>144400829 >>144401504 >>144403632 >>144404758 >>144405638 >>144408990 >>144408151 >>144410883 >>144411205 >>144414285 >144414315 >>144414592 >>144414709 >>144415479 >>144415589 >>144416137 There are 30,000 gun related deaths per year by firearms, and this number is not disputed. U.S. population 324,059,091 as of Wednesday, June 22 , 2016. Do the math: 0.000000925% of the population dies from gun related actions each year. Statistically speaking, this is insignificant! What is never told, however, is a breakdown of those 30,000 deaths, to put them in perspective as compared to other causes of death: • 65% of those deaths are by suicide which would never be prevented by gun laws • 15% are by law enforcement in the line of duty and justified • 17% are through criminal activity, gang and drug related or mentally ill persons – gun violence • 3% are accidental discharge deaths So technically, "gun violence" is not 30,000 annually, but drops to 5,100. Still too many? Well, first, how are those deaths spanned across the nation? • 480 homicides (9.4%) were in Chicago • 344 homicides (6.7%) were in Baltimore • 333 homicides (6.5%) were in Detroit • 119 homicides (2.3%) were in Washington D.C. (a 54% increase over prior years) So basically, 25% of all gun crime happens in just 4 cities. All 4 of those cities have strict gun laws, so it is not the lack of law that is the root cause. This basically leaves 3,825 for the entire rest of the nation, or about 75 deaths per state. That is an average because some States have much higher rates than others. For example, California had 1,169 and Alabama had 1. Now, who has the strictest gun laws by far? California, of course, but understand, so it is not guns causing this. It is a crime rate spawned by the number of criminal persons residing in those cities and states. So if all cities and states are not created equally, then there must be something other than the tool causing the gun deaths. (1/?) O Anonymous (ID: KLC4EHIV) = 10/07/17(Sat)09:42:43 No.144395971 >>144397243 >>144399369 >>144400125 >>144400633 >>144404155 >>144405263 >>144414315 File: REEEEEEEEE.gif (628 KB, 516x402) Are 5,100 deaths per year horrific? Yes. How about in comparison to other deaths? Not really. All death of course, sad and especially so when it is in the commission of a crime but that is the nature of crime. Robbery, death, r---, assault all is done by criminals and thinking that criminals will obey laws is ludicrous. That's why they are criminals. But what about other deaths each year? • 40,000+ die from a drug overdose-THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT! • 36,000 people die per year from the flu, far exceeding the criminal gun deaths • 34,000 people die per year in traffic fatalities(exceeding gun deaths even if you include suicide) Now it gets good: • 200,000+ people die each year (and growing) from preventable medical errors. You are safer in Chicago than when you are in a hospital! •710,000 people die per year from heart disease. It's time to stop the double cheeseburgers! So what is the point? If Obama and the anti-gun movement focused their attention on heart disease, even a 10% decrease in cardiac deaths would save twice the number of lives annually of all gun-related deaths (including suicide, law enforcement, etc.). A 10% reduction in medical errors would be 66% of the total gun deaths or 4 times the number of criminal homicides. Simple, easily preventable 10% reductions! So you have to ask yourself, in the grand scheme of things, why the focus on guns? It's pretty simple.: Taking away guns gives control to governments. The founders of this nation knew that regardless of the form of government, those in power may become corrupt and seek to rule as the British did by trying to disarm the populace of the colonies. It is not difficult to understand that a disarmed populace is a controlled populace. Thus, the second amendment was proudly and boldly included in the U.S. Constitution. It must be preserved at all costs. (2/?) O Anonymous (ID: KLC4EHIV) E 10/07/17(Sat)09:43:58 No.144396073 >>144397243 >>144399369 >>144400633 >>144414315 So the next time someone tries to tell you that gun control is about saving lives, look at these facts and remember these words from Noah Webster: "Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed, as they are in almost every kingdom in Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword, because the whole body of the people are armed and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretense, raised in the United States. A military force at the command of Congress can execute no laws, but such as the people perceive to be just and constitutional; for they will possess the power." Remember, when it comes to "gun control," the important word is "control," not "gun." >tl;dr this is your argument redpill for why liberals wanting gun bans is retarded. Read it. (3/3)

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File: admiral Kuznetsov.png (468 KB, 750x571) How bad is the Admiral Kuznetsov Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)12:52:01 No.53034011 ► >>53034139 >>53034150 >>53034221 >>53034289 >>53034482 >>53034567 >>53034654 >>53034685 >>53034741 >>53034777 >>53034805 >>53034812 >>53034819 >>53035099 >>53035967 >>53037403 >>53037563 >>53040333 >>53040549 >>53042113 >>53042737 >>53043553 >>53044157 >>53044905 >>53045114 >>53045919 >>53046500 >>53047807 >>53048385 >>53050106 >>53052601 >>53056193 I've heard a lot about this ship, but I don't know how much of it is true and how much of it is just a joke. Like, half the toilets don't work because most of the water pipes are broken, or that it belches out so much smoke that it can be seen from orbit. And whilst we're discussing this, why does Russia even need an aircraft carrier anyway? With such a large border, wouldn't it make more sense just to construct a small airfield where you need it to be instead of pouring all of those resources into building, maintaining and running an aircraft carrier? O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)13:06:08 No.53034150 >>53034175 >>53034202 >>53034796 >>53034963 >>53036860 >>53040889 >>53041151 >>53045167 >>53045236 File: 5df27da302e8bd6be435f5ac.jpg (67 KB, 827x465) >>53034011 (OP) It's even worse. First and foremost. The ship is never going to sail again. For various reasons but mainly money, incompetence and the state of the ship. There are sections that were simply welded shut and never reopened since. Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. The powerplant is really in such shape that it barely runs and the smoke dubs a small volcano. It's over for Kuz. She died like her motherland, in a slow, painful decay. The whole country is so depressing, that they just drown it all in alcohol or anything that still can be drunk. Pic related. Kuznetzov on fire some time after a crane fell on its deck some time after the only dry dock that can take her sunk due to blackout and diesel in reserve generators being sold for vodka prior . it goes on .. * O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)13:09:04 No.53034175 >>53044422 >>53045220 >>53034150 >Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. Spooky >> Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)14:17:07 No.53034963 ► >>53036373 >>53045220 >>53034150 >There are sections that were simply welded shut and never reopened since. Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. Do you mean, like, random corridors and storerooms, or are we talking like entire levels here? Because if we are, that's terrifying. O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)16:01:15 No.53036373 ► >>53036572 >>53034963 (You) I don't know, it was in an article, but i would guess rooms,. Or tech sections that were no longer used, so they pretty much turned them into sealed voids. The article mentioned it's like that since fall of USSR and they don't really know what's there. Because you can imagine the "order" in document keeping onboard. >> O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)16:14:20 No.53036572 ► >>53036373 So there's at least one molepeople tribe onboard? >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:03:30 No.53044422 ► >>53044444 >>53034175 "Captain there are Japanese torpedo boats behind that bulkhead!" O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)21:05:33 No.53041151 >>53044821 >>53045220 >>53034150 >There are sections that were simply welded shut and never reopened since. Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. So, the Russians have taken lessons from the W40K school of ship maintenance. >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:04:50 No.53044444 >>53044515 >>53044579 >>53044919 >>53057381 >>53044422 >ywn be a watchstander hearing spooky banging on the other side of a bulkhead from a section that's been welded off for 20 years >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:13:35 No.53044579 ► >>53044796 >>53044863 >>53045071 >>53044444 scary digits whats behind the bulkhead? >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:45:31 No.53045071 >>53052652 >>53044579 no one knows, that's why they've giving you the gun and the flashlight comrade Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)11:35:42 No.53052652 ► >>53045071 blyat. Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:27:06 No.53044796 ► >>53044579 >>53044579 Just some mirelurks that never got cleared out of the hold. I think I still have the brady games guide in the attic if you want a map, but just swim through the bottom dodge/disarm the traps and pick the lock if you want to avoid a fight. >> Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:28:27 No.53044821 > >>53044889 >>53053138 >>53041151 >captain organizing ANOTHER expedition into the ghost decks >> Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:30:50 No.53044863 >>53052618 >>53044579 >firebells ring >it's from behind a sealed section >armory gets opened, ships security team musters and gets ready to head into the darkness alongside the DC investigators >can hear a brutal gun-battle over the engineers net, they must have run into a pocket of controllers >only 3 of the 10 men who went in come back O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:32:59 No.53044889 ► >>53044821 >flashlight ivan is too scared to hold the beam steady >you know from experience this will upset the hamsters, or whatever new name the crew is calling them these days >> U Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)11:32:40 No.53052618 ► >>53044863 >those men that came back are sent kicking and screaming back into the darkness and welded in we cant take any risks or the whole ship will be over run Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)12:29:21 No.53053138 ► File: Lovecraft gun.jpg (131 KB, 750x991) >>53044821 >When you're just trying to patrol the halls at night but you keep hearing your mothers voice behind the sealed bulkhead. O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)17:53:09 No.53057381 ► >>53044444 We don't talk about that section. Ever. >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:55:47 No.53045220 > >>53034175 >>53034963 (You). >>53040889 >>53041151 Might be spaces related to the Granit launch tubes.
File: admiral Kuznetsov.png (468 KB, 750x571) How bad is the Admiral Kuznetsov Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)12:52:01 No.53034011 ► >>53034139 >>53034150 >>53034221 >>53034289 >>53034482 >>53034567 >>53034654 >>53034685 >>53034741 >>53034777 >>53034805 >>53034812 >>53034819 >>53035099 >>53035967 >>53037403 >>53037563 >>53040333 >>53040549 >>53042113 >>53042737 >>53043553 >>53044157 >>53044905 >>53045114 >>53045919 >>53046500 >>53047807 >>53048385 >>53050106 >>53052601 >>53056193 I've heard a lot about this ship, but I don't know how much of it is true and how much of it is just a joke. Like, half the toilets don't work because most of the water pipes are broken, or that it belches out so much smoke that it can be seen from orbit. And whilst we're discussing this, why does Russia even need an aircraft carrier anyway? With such a large border, wouldn't it make more sense just to construct a small airfield where you need it to be instead of pouring all of those resources into building, maintaining and running an aircraft carrier? O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)13:06:08 No.53034150 >>53034175 >>53034202 >>53034796 >>53034963 >>53036860 >>53040889 >>53041151 >>53045167 >>53045236 File: 5df27da302e8bd6be435f5ac.jpg (67 KB, 827x465) >>53034011 (OP) It's even worse. First and foremost. The ship is never going to sail again. For various reasons but mainly money, incompetence and the state of the ship. There are sections that were simply welded shut and never reopened since. Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. The powerplant is really in such shape that it barely runs and the smoke dubs a small volcano. It's over for Kuz. She died like her motherland, in a slow, painful decay. The whole country is so depressing, that they just drown it all in alcohol or anything that still can be drunk. Pic related. Kuznetzov on fire some time after a crane fell on its deck some time after the only dry dock that can take her sunk due to blackout and diesel in reserve generators being sold for vodka prior . it goes on .. * O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)13:09:04 No.53034175 >>53044422 >>53045220 >>53034150 >Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. Spooky >> Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)14:17:07 No.53034963 ► >>53036373 >>53045220 >>53034150 >There are sections that were simply welded shut and never reopened since. Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. Do you mean, like, random corridors and storerooms, or are we talking like entire levels here? Because if we are, that's terrifying. O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)16:01:15 No.53036373 ► >>53036572 >>53034963 (You) I don't know, it was in an article, but i would guess rooms,. Or tech sections that were no longer used, so they pretty much turned them into sealed voids. The article mentioned it's like that since fall of USSR and they don't really know what's there. Because you can imagine the "order" in document keeping onboard. >> O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)16:14:20 No.53036572 ► >>53036373 So there's at least one molepeople tribe onboard? >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:03:30 No.53044422 ► >>53044444 >>53034175 "Captain there are Japanese torpedo boats behind that bulkhead!" O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)21:05:33 No.53041151 >>53044821 >>53045220 >>53034150 >There are sections that were simply welded shut and never reopened since. Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. So, the Russians have taken lessons from the W40K school of ship maintenance. >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:04:50 No.53044444 >>53044515 >>53044579 >>53044919 >>53057381 >>53044422 >ywn be a watchstander hearing spooky banging on the other side of a bulkhead from a section that's been welded off for 20 years >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:13:35 No.53044579 ► >>53044796 >>53044863 >>53045071 >>53044444 scary digits whats behind the bulkhead? >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:45:31 No.53045071 >>53052652 >>53044579 no one knows, that's why they've giving you the gun and the flashlight comrade Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)11:35:42 No.53052652 ► >>53045071 blyat. Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:27:06 No.53044796 ► >>53044579 >>53044579 Just some mirelurks that never got cleared out of the hold. I think I still have the brady games guide in the attic if you want a map, but just swim through the bottom dodge/disarm the traps and pick the lock if you want to avoid a fight. >> Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:28:27 No.53044821 > >>53044889 >>53053138 >>53041151 >captain organizing ANOTHER expedition into the ghost decks >> Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:30:50 No.53044863 >>53052618 >>53044579 >firebells ring >it's from behind a sealed section >armory gets opened, ships security team musters and gets ready to head into the darkness alongside the DC investigators >can hear a brutal gun-battle over the engineers net, they must have run into a pocket of controllers >only 3 of the 10 men who went in come back O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:32:59 No.53044889 ► >>53044821 >flashlight ivan is too scared to hold the beam steady >you know from experience this will upset the hamsters, or whatever new name the crew is calling them these days >> U Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)11:32:40 No.53052618 ► >>53044863 >those men that came back are sent kicking and screaming back into the darkness and welded in we cant take any risks or the whole ship will be over run Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)12:29:21 No.53053138 ► File: Lovecraft gun.jpg (131 KB, 750x991) >>53044821 >When you're just trying to patrol the halls at night but you keep hearing your mothers voice behind the sealed bulkhead. O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)17:53:09 No.53057381 ► >>53044444 We don't talk about that section. Ever. >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:55:47 No.53045220 > >>53034175 >>53034963 (You). >>53040889 >>53041151 Might be spaces related to the Granit launch tubes.

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23 March 2022 - /k/ explains russian psyop methods O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)18:45:56 No.52598233 >>52598400 >>52598519 >>52598593 >>52598610 >>52598663 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52597947 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:13:57 No.52598519 >52598610 >>52599609 >The answer is that the Russian propaganda strategy was to invest in extremist media in the West. So if you're a loser you probably like Russia. It is far more subtle and complex than that. This began with Russian taking over 'hacktivism' 2009-2011 and that was their glory days, coming into Syria and Occupy but the forms they had been targeting were largely conspiracy forms, these were y feeding on KGB material on JFK, material from Russian front UFO cults like FIGU and disseminating a lot of the Russian anti-government material, stuff like the CIA are mind controlling you by radio waves form monitors. So they targetted >>52598233 >>52598400 Good to see people finally waking up to this. already those forums, these were places like GLP and ATS that were already being used by behavioural psychologists to study skitzos and how they spread information. One obsessive compulsive skitzo who needs to 'belong' out of loneliness will once turned spam and disseminate more crap than a paid troll factory. At this point the Russians began actually taking over moderation, sometimes by using IRL threats, blackmail etc Back then they were called the 'blue smurfs' and they hijacted and coopted most of the most active conspiracy/anti-governmental forums and sites which had very heavy traffic. So it is more subtle than loosers, they were deliberately targetting skitzos because a skitzo with obsessive compulsive tendencies who is made feel l 'belonging' will work 24/7. The discords associated with /pol are the same. There are also fake sites like zero hedge, globalresearch,ca etc etc blog posts, sputnik, RT, that back up the 'message'. There is an entire proxy VPN network bunch of names in St.Petersberg and 'remote workers' typically people descended from Russian NKVD stock that got into hosted by Russian embassy and trusted expatriates worldwide that is used by the actual state troll farms which go under the west from the jewish visa program in the 70s (thus their obsession with jews., they had to larp as them to get into e.g australia) O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)21:17:10 No.52599613 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:03:17 No.52598400 >>52598519 >>52598537 >>52598593 >>52598610 >>52598663 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52598537 >>52598233 So what for example the full timers do is generate online art banks of memes, that are then made available and pumped out in volume. Remote workers, people connected with Russian embassy 'clubs', descendants of former Russian securicrats in eastern Europe, KGB/NKVD 'family' who got into the west under cover of the jewish visa programme in the 70s, the actual office workers in Russia and the coopted skitzos/loners are synchronised on 'themes of the day'. You can watch this happen on supplying NLAWS to Ukraine in january, the Russian embassy has a 'club' that then facilitates movement of weapon, forged identity cards etc to them, Russian expatriates are carefully monitored and controlled via these Russian embassy clubs that have parties and activates and events. Sometimes they are very sucessful and it is not always just subversion sometimes it is to make money, like the fake silver pump in 2011 run for oligarchs in London (remember Max Keiser before he went to work full time for RT). That material was dropped by the same channels. They saw Occupy as a huge success but5 the truth is they had 'blue smurfed' the old hactivism 'anonymous' IRC networks by the time of events in Lybia. This is why for example Assange suddenly started redacting anything the Russians did not like, why occupy happened. They went in overdrive on backing Assad of course and there was also a full Assad troll army set up in Damascus working in sync under >Disinformation >Book by lon Mihai Pacepa and Ronald J. Rychlak n pol/ats/glp/zh/rt like a switch the same articles and themes and talking points appear at the same times. In my country I monitor the political wing of a violent left wing terror group and they were railing against 'evil warmongering nato' This is by far the best resource on the subject. It's a shame it's not more widely known among the general public, since it's been pretty much mandatory in the intelligence community for years now. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)21:47:54 No.52599846 >>52599883 Russian guidance. Ukraine 2014 was the same. They control the vast majority of far right and far left sites on the internet, the vast majority of extremist terror groups on the far left and right. They aim to Polarise, escalate, accelerate. They have had the 'American civil war' theme This should be spread as much as possible, everybody has to be aware that nearly every single extremist and divisive movement, organization, etc. is backed by Russia. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:15:45 No.52598537 >52598593 >>52598610 >>52598663 >52598781 >>52599012 >>52599106 >52599482 >>52599556 >>52599613 File: Untitled.jpg (403 KB, 3693x1203) O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:28:06 No.52598663 >>52599609 Devtsix Group III Black Team is at Russian Embassy. 30 August 2021 at 16:18 · Bucharest, Romania · e >>52598233 >>52598400 >>52598537 Good effortposting, everyone itt should read these as they are correct. t. central European right winger who had Russians trying to take over his movement #moonsoutgoonsout Follow us at the official DT6 Black Team Instagram: @devtsix_blackteam We are Black Team, an element of Development Team Six's United States chapter, Group III Our members are: GA01 @black_ga01 (Leader) GA02 @black_ga02 GA03 @black_ga03 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:58:41 No.52598928 >>52598958 >>52598993 >>52599609 >>52598857 It is good you post these things here, not many people (and especially not westerners) are aware. Russians (and like other anon said Chinese as well) have been doing this crap for a long time now. It is also fairly well reflected in how they do their overt propaganda. With the west, it is usually fairly soft way - propaganda by omission, gray propaganda at most usually. Omnipresent, insidious, but still not black propaganda. With Russians, you have what I call "black black" propaganda - one which is deliberately made to hurt the other side and also with absolutely no moral barriers whatsoever. GA04 @rezkin0099 GA05 @black_ga05 GA06 @black_ga06 GA07 “In Process" GA08 “In Process" Learn more about Development Team Six at www.devtsix.com #devtsix #dt6black #devtsixgroup3 #milsim #airsoft #airsoftinternational #bbwarz #reenactment #devgru #nswdg #airsoftobsessed #airsoftnation #milsimwest #thirdcoastairsoft #americanmilsim O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:34:43 No.52599220 >>52599609 #HK416 #aor1 #aor2 >>52599171 Quite interesting. You're wealth of information. >>52598400 contd. They also started targetting the 'prepper' industry which was heavily connected to the 'conspiritard' sites, to swing it towrds primarily being about 'American civil war' rather than pole shifts or solar flares or other b-------. This got them in a position like with BLM to start actually making things happen on streets in the USA just like their nirvana moments with occupy. They have ALWAYS controlled by extremist black activism and extremist KKKish neonazism in the USA. The Sealed Train by Michael Pearson is an excellent history of Lenin's movement to Russia and its support by the German Foreign Ministry. Brainwashing and the Men Who Resisted It by Edward Hunter is where I heard the Pavlov story. Maybe there I gave you a source you hadn't already heard of. Here is some vital material if you are beginning with this fascinating subject Dave Emory and the Spitfire List are the most classical examples I know of American parroting of Soviet and now Russian propaganda. He's also a clown so it's kind of funny sometimes. Disinformation Book by lon Mihai Pacepa and Ronald J. Rychlak Yuri Bezmenov The recordings of his lectures on Youtube etc. Love Letter To America. Los Angeles: W.I.N. Almanac Panorama (1984). Black is Beautiful, Communism is Not. Los Angeles: N.A.T.A. Almanac (1985). World Thought Police. Random example of 'clubs' https://www.rusemb.org.uk/dc/ some comments on russia vs china They like to use airsoft clubs a LOT with an unusually old age profile. Often military related activities such as shooting, diving also motorbike 'clubs'. See pic related, one random example see Russian embassy Romania on facebook. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:47:49 No.52599349 >52599380 >>52599437 >>52599482 >52599556 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:22:19 No.52598610 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599286 These posts >>52598400 >>52598233 China is actually a bit weird in the way it does disinformation (and nowhere near as good at it as Russians). Whereas Russia's aim was to undermine Western nations and cause infighting China is totally obsessed with China's image internationally. Which makes sense as their culture is based on face. >>52598537 So if there's a crisis Russia's information op would be to distract the West from what Russia is doing, but China's info op would be to promote all the amazing and totally not dodgy things China is doing. It's a different approach and l'd say a lot less effective. Wrre upsetting enough that they tried to slide them up the treat by image spamming, see >>52598420 Also China really struggles to understand the West. They can't comprehend that their bullying and wolf warrior style messaging over stuff like Taiwanese recognition actually undermines China in the eyes of the West. They think being strong means flexing your muscles and getting people to do what you want, when the West operates more through soft power and subtle influence. >>52598427 >>52598480 >>52598494 >>52598500 Basically don't assume China operates like Russia. It doesn't. this they have always done >>52598519 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:57:46 No.52599437 >>52599477 >Good to see people finally waking up to this. Many many people have enoutered the russian 'blue surfs' been blackmailed, threatened. It is surprising how inept and ill concealed the activities connected with the Russian embassies are though. Your can keep an eye on the in your own country, monitor them and compile lists of names, faces etc because given a chance they will try and cause misery and death in your nation and then it is too late to start finding them. Careful with jounalists, the Russians have ALWAYS but great effeord to get their agents of influence into positions like 'deputy editor' so if you find anything very juicy give it straight to your nations defense department >>52599349 What other countries' propaganda have you studied? O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:36:49 No.52598735 >>52598768 >>52598847 >>52599012 >52599100 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)21:01:10 No.52599477 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599558 >>52598593 >Anywhere to read more? In truth, everywhere, in every regard economic, conventional military Russia is not any sort of major power but in two areas they all, the soviet nuclear arsenal and in their disinformation and subversion networks. Did you know the KGB had a full >>52599437 Mainly just China and Russia. They're the primary adversaries. Iran does it a bit but it's mostly ineffective and regional focused. time department for decades pumping out just JFK conspiracies for example? They never stopped or changed their behaviour one step after the collapse of communism, just kept going but now they also spread out to control not just far left but trying to run far right in the same way. At the same time they run open border groups and fund groups that bring in thousands of illegal immigration to Europe, they also fund far right anti immigration groups. Polarise, cause hate between groups in countries , cause hate between allied nations. Russia has been an engine of evil, lies and strife in the USA and Europe for 50 years. There's a bit of a problem across the foreign policy/think tank/military establishments that assumes info ops are the same regardless of country, culture, context etc. So they assume China is operating in the same way as Russia, because they understand Russian info ops better. That's not really the case though. It's like saying because all militaries have tanks they all use tanks the same way. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:49:18 No.52598857 >>52598928 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599237 >>52599281 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52598768 The Russian state is export only on this evil destructive lie machine because knows it so well, it is very careful NOT to let it spread back into Russia, it is to chaos chaos and hatred and misery OUTSIDE Russia, not inconvenience the Russian state IN Russian. Facinatingly enough the Russian state also has a long history uf using bizzare cults as cover for example for bank accounts etc Examples are FIGU in switzerland and to realise the full truth about Assange "The Family" an australian cult that Assange was raised in and they later were able to use to extort him and turn him from mendax to fully broken man. This is not new either, they were going that in the 70s. The Baader Meinhof as the classic example in west Germany fully controlled by Russia, in that they found how useful for example hippy drug dealers were in the fact that they were anti governmental but had connections to smuggling and useful criminal contacts for safe houses, fake IDs, fake bank accounts etc etc. As you can probably tell and I see one person has actually experienced the Russian poision I have spent a long time studying these people and movements. YOu may wonder why. It is because my youngist brother was blown up by one of their Russian controlled groups when he was just a kid with me out shopping with my mother (who was maimed in the blast). I saw him die. I have hated Russia and their s--- my whole life and I delight in hearing of dead Russians. Reagan was completely right, Russia is and was an evil empire. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:18:36 No.52599106 >>52599177 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52598993 A lot of Russian backed marxist groups actually went bankrupt at the end of the cold war, they were funded by carrier bags full of forged cash handed out by Russian embassies, a lot of it manufactured in North Korea. I noted that they were using gold instead of cash as funding for far right groups in Europe, whereas they are still funding the far left more directly with a max of real cash and forgeries. In most countries the Russian have established small arms dumps, just there so they can hand a few weapons to extremist groups when they have radicalised some knot of ten people enough to do murder, these are carefully imported by the Embassy expatriate connected 'clubs'. I will tell you I know they now use glonass to record their location. I have to be careful. I have no doubt that Russia would kill me if they could at this stage but in these times it is important tat people understand how they work on the internet and how best to defend your own nations against their cancer. Start now and identify the key players connected with the Russian embassies in your country, these will not be embassy staff but active participants in the clubs and societies that the Russian embassy sponsors for Russian expatriates. There are never very many of these traitors and you may find that less than a hundred of them and less than a thousand radicalised and 'blue smufed' traitors are behind a great deal of strife and misery in your country. >>52598233 >>52598400 >>52598537 >>52598610 >>52598735 >>52598857 If it ever comes a time when Russia is actually threatening or attacking your nation directly, it is good to know where to strike so you have traitors heads to put on sticks. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:27:50 No.52599171 >>52599220 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599012 >1. Are there any good lists of blue smurfs? 'Blue smurfs' are goons with information that can get for example someone who runs a popular site to hand it over to Russian control or appoint Russian moderators. They may use blackmail, offer cash or in person threats if neither of these approaches work. >>52599012 >2. What would you think of an American who works for Sputnik or RT? If you look in their family you will see that their parents or grandparents also worked for the Russia state in some capacity or were sent abroad to do so. Russian subversion agents keep it in the family, in fact this is a liability for the FSB, it is the generations same pool of people who had grandparents in the NKVD who'd children are offered places or trusted with jobs. Any American in RT was not knew to FSB/KGB/NKVD but already for a long time had a family connection going back several >>52599012 >3. Do the Russians use bogus veteran pensions to pay operatives overseas? The Russians have 250,000 pensioners living overseas paid thye russian state pension but it is largely worthless, they fund activities with hard cash, on occasion drugs or prostitutes services, forged currency and more recently (ten years) small amounts of gold. >>52599012 >4. What are the best news sources for what's going on in Russia? There is no valid news source for events inside Russia. No one knows what is really going on in the Russian hinterland except for the FSB domestic section >>52599012 >5. Did Pavlov really write a propaganda/mind control manual for Lenin? Lenin was a prussian agent. The Russian learned subversion from the prussians who had developed these techniques in the process of German unification under Bismarck. I believe Stalin poisoned him. Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:33:07 No.52599211 >>52599239 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599177 Yes I know of that group but I want to emphasise, this is not 'right wing bad' or 'left wing bad' etc. That is irrelevant. Once a group is under Russian control it is poison and what it may have been about before is irrelevant, it then exists only to disseminate lies and cause chaos and misery O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:47:57 No.52599352 >>52599434 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599281 I find it interesting that you tried to strawman me there because not once did I mention vaccines or covid. Time to leave this thread. Note that as soon as I started posting this material their shills arrived in force. I want to let the Russia that is nearly certainly reading this thread now know something. In time putins state will collapse, your life will move on elsewhere, your current work may become a distant memory and you will be there with your children in a different life, put for thsoe who worked in the section on my nation, who caused murder here, me and my associates will not forgive. At that time we will come and we will kill your children in front of you just as your work caused the death of children in our nations. For the rest of your lives you are cursed and will have to look over your shoulders. It was never 'just a job' and you should have known that. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:54:31 No.52599413 >>52599455 >>52599609 This is a good f------ thread, bros.
23 March 2022 - /k/ explains russian psyop methods O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)18:45:56 No.52598233 >>52598400 >>52598519 >>52598593 >>52598610 >>52598663 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52597947 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:13:57 No.52598519 >52598610 >>52599609 >The answer is that the Russian propaganda strategy was to invest in extremist media in the West. So if you're a loser you probably like Russia. It is far more subtle and complex than that. This began with Russian taking over 'hacktivism' 2009-2011 and that was their glory days, coming into Syria and Occupy but the forms they had been targeting were largely conspiracy forms, these were y feeding on KGB material on JFK, material from Russian front UFO cults like FIGU and disseminating a lot of the Russian anti-government material, stuff like the CIA are mind controlling you by radio waves form monitors. So they targetted >>52598233 >>52598400 Good to see people finally waking up to this. already those forums, these were places like GLP and ATS that were already being used by behavioural psychologists to study skitzos and how they spread information. One obsessive compulsive skitzo who needs to 'belong' out of loneliness will once turned spam and disseminate more crap than a paid troll factory. At this point the Russians began actually taking over moderation, sometimes by using IRL threats, blackmail etc Back then they were called the 'blue smurfs' and they hijacted and coopted most of the most active conspiracy/anti-governmental forums and sites which had very heavy traffic. So it is more subtle than loosers, they were deliberately targetting skitzos because a skitzo with obsessive compulsive tendencies who is made feel l 'belonging' will work 24/7. The discords associated with /pol are the same. There are also fake sites like zero hedge, globalresearch,ca etc etc blog posts, sputnik, RT, that back up the 'message'. There is an entire proxy VPN network bunch of names in St.Petersberg and 'remote workers' typically people descended from Russian NKVD stock that got into hosted by Russian embassy and trusted expatriates worldwide that is used by the actual state troll farms which go under the west from the jewish visa program in the 70s (thus their obsession with jews., they had to larp as them to get into e.g australia) O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)21:17:10 No.52599613 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:03:17 No.52598400 >>52598519 >>52598537 >>52598593 >>52598610 >>52598663 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52598537 >>52598233 So what for example the full timers do is generate online art banks of memes, that are then made available and pumped out in volume. Remote workers, people connected with Russian embassy 'clubs', descendants of former Russian securicrats in eastern Europe, KGB/NKVD 'family' who got into the west under cover of the jewish visa programme in the 70s, the actual office workers in Russia and the coopted skitzos/loners are synchronised on 'themes of the day'. You can watch this happen on supplying NLAWS to Ukraine in january, the Russian embassy has a 'club' that then facilitates movement of weapon, forged identity cards etc to them, Russian expatriates are carefully monitored and controlled via these Russian embassy clubs that have parties and activates and events. Sometimes they are very sucessful and it is not always just subversion sometimes it is to make money, like the fake silver pump in 2011 run for oligarchs in London (remember Max Keiser before he went to work full time for RT). That material was dropped by the same channels. They saw Occupy as a huge success but5 the truth is they had 'blue smurfed' the old hactivism 'anonymous' IRC networks by the time of events in Lybia. This is why for example Assange suddenly started redacting anything the Russians did not like, why occupy happened. They went in overdrive on backing Assad of course and there was also a full Assad troll army set up in Damascus working in sync under >Disinformation >Book by lon Mihai Pacepa and Ronald J. Rychlak n pol/ats/glp/zh/rt like a switch the same articles and themes and talking points appear at the same times. In my country I monitor the political wing of a violent left wing terror group and they were railing against 'evil warmongering nato' This is by far the best resource on the subject. It's a shame it's not more widely known among the general public, since it's been pretty much mandatory in the intelligence community for years now. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)21:47:54 No.52599846 >>52599883 Russian guidance. Ukraine 2014 was the same. They control the vast majority of far right and far left sites on the internet, the vast majority of extremist terror groups on the far left and right. They aim to Polarise, escalate, accelerate. They have had the 'American civil war' theme This should be spread as much as possible, everybody has to be aware that nearly every single extremist and divisive movement, organization, etc. is backed by Russia. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:15:45 No.52598537 >52598593 >>52598610 >>52598663 >52598781 >>52599012 >>52599106 >52599482 >>52599556 >>52599613 File: Untitled.jpg (403 KB, 3693x1203) O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:28:06 No.52598663 >>52599609 Devtsix Group III Black Team is at Russian Embassy. 30 August 2021 at 16:18 · Bucharest, Romania · e >>52598233 >>52598400 >>52598537 Good effortposting, everyone itt should read these as they are correct. t. central European right winger who had Russians trying to take over his movement #moonsoutgoonsout Follow us at the official DT6 Black Team Instagram: @devtsix_blackteam We are Black Team, an element of Development Team Six's United States chapter, Group III Our members are: GA01 @black_ga01 (Leader) GA02 @black_ga02 GA03 @black_ga03 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:58:41 No.52598928 >>52598958 >>52598993 >>52599609 >>52598857 It is good you post these things here, not many people (and especially not westerners) are aware. Russians (and like other anon said Chinese as well) have been doing this crap for a long time now. It is also fairly well reflected in how they do their overt propaganda. With the west, it is usually fairly soft way - propaganda by omission, gray propaganda at most usually. Omnipresent, insidious, but still not black propaganda. With Russians, you have what I call "black black" propaganda - one which is deliberately made to hurt the other side and also with absolutely no moral barriers whatsoever. GA04 @rezkin0099 GA05 @black_ga05 GA06 @black_ga06 GA07 “In Process" GA08 “In Process" Learn more about Development Team Six at www.devtsix.com #devtsix #dt6black #devtsixgroup3 #milsim #airsoft #airsoftinternational #bbwarz #reenactment #devgru #nswdg #airsoftobsessed #airsoftnation #milsimwest #thirdcoastairsoft #americanmilsim O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:34:43 No.52599220 >>52599609 #HK416 #aor1 #aor2 >>52599171 Quite interesting. You're wealth of information. >>52598400 contd. They also started targetting the 'prepper' industry which was heavily connected to the 'conspiritard' sites, to swing it towrds primarily being about 'American civil war' rather than pole shifts or solar flares or other b-------. This got them in a position like with BLM to start actually making things happen on streets in the USA just like their nirvana moments with occupy. They have ALWAYS controlled by extremist black activism and extremist KKKish neonazism in the USA. The Sealed Train by Michael Pearson is an excellent history of Lenin's movement to Russia and its support by the German Foreign Ministry. Brainwashing and the Men Who Resisted It by Edward Hunter is where I heard the Pavlov story. Maybe there I gave you a source you hadn't already heard of. Here is some vital material if you are beginning with this fascinating subject Dave Emory and the Spitfire List are the most classical examples I know of American parroting of Soviet and now Russian propaganda. He's also a clown so it's kind of funny sometimes. Disinformation Book by lon Mihai Pacepa and Ronald J. Rychlak Yuri Bezmenov The recordings of his lectures on Youtube etc. Love Letter To America. Los Angeles: W.I.N. Almanac Panorama (1984). Black is Beautiful, Communism is Not. Los Angeles: N.A.T.A. Almanac (1985). World Thought Police. Random example of 'clubs' https://www.rusemb.org.uk/dc/ some comments on russia vs china They like to use airsoft clubs a LOT with an unusually old age profile. Often military related activities such as shooting, diving also motorbike 'clubs'. See pic related, one random example see Russian embassy Romania on facebook. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:47:49 No.52599349 >52599380 >>52599437 >>52599482 >52599556 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:22:19 No.52598610 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599286 These posts >>52598400 >>52598233 China is actually a bit weird in the way it does disinformation (and nowhere near as good at it as Russians). Whereas Russia's aim was to undermine Western nations and cause infighting China is totally obsessed with China's image internationally. Which makes sense as their culture is based on face. >>52598537 So if there's a crisis Russia's information op would be to distract the West from what Russia is doing, but China's info op would be to promote all the amazing and totally not dodgy things China is doing. It's a different approach and l'd say a lot less effective. Wrre upsetting enough that they tried to slide them up the treat by image spamming, see >>52598420 Also China really struggles to understand the West. They can't comprehend that their bullying and wolf warrior style messaging over stuff like Taiwanese recognition actually undermines China in the eyes of the West. They think being strong means flexing your muscles and getting people to do what you want, when the West operates more through soft power and subtle influence. >>52598427 >>52598480 >>52598494 >>52598500 Basically don't assume China operates like Russia. It doesn't. this they have always done >>52598519 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:57:46 No.52599437 >>52599477 >Good to see people finally waking up to this. Many many people have enoutered the russian 'blue surfs' been blackmailed, threatened. It is surprising how inept and ill concealed the activities connected with the Russian embassies are though. Your can keep an eye on the in your own country, monitor them and compile lists of names, faces etc because given a chance they will try and cause misery and death in your nation and then it is too late to start finding them. Careful with jounalists, the Russians have ALWAYS but great effeord to get their agents of influence into positions like 'deputy editor' so if you find anything very juicy give it straight to your nations defense department >>52599349 What other countries' propaganda have you studied? O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:36:49 No.52598735 >>52598768 >>52598847 >>52599012 >52599100 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)21:01:10 No.52599477 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599558 >>52598593 >Anywhere to read more? In truth, everywhere, in every regard economic, conventional military Russia is not any sort of major power but in two areas they all, the soviet nuclear arsenal and in their disinformation and subversion networks. Did you know the KGB had a full >>52599437 Mainly just China and Russia. They're the primary adversaries. Iran does it a bit but it's mostly ineffective and regional focused. time department for decades pumping out just JFK conspiracies for example? They never stopped or changed their behaviour one step after the collapse of communism, just kept going but now they also spread out to control not just far left but trying to run far right in the same way. At the same time they run open border groups and fund groups that bring in thousands of illegal immigration to Europe, they also fund far right anti immigration groups. Polarise, cause hate between groups in countries , cause hate between allied nations. Russia has been an engine of evil, lies and strife in the USA and Europe for 50 years. There's a bit of a problem across the foreign policy/think tank/military establishments that assumes info ops are the same regardless of country, culture, context etc. So they assume China is operating in the same way as Russia, because they understand Russian info ops better. That's not really the case though. It's like saying because all militaries have tanks they all use tanks the same way. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:49:18 No.52598857 >>52598928 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599237 >>52599281 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52598768 The Russian state is export only on this evil destructive lie machine because knows it so well, it is very careful NOT to let it spread back into Russia, it is to chaos chaos and hatred and misery OUTSIDE Russia, not inconvenience the Russian state IN Russian. Facinatingly enough the Russian state also has a long history uf using bizzare cults as cover for example for bank accounts etc Examples are FIGU in switzerland and to realise the full truth about Assange "The Family" an australian cult that Assange was raised in and they later were able to use to extort him and turn him from mendax to fully broken man. This is not new either, they were going that in the 70s. The Baader Meinhof as the classic example in west Germany fully controlled by Russia, in that they found how useful for example hippy drug dealers were in the fact that they were anti governmental but had connections to smuggling and useful criminal contacts for safe houses, fake IDs, fake bank accounts etc etc. As you can probably tell and I see one person has actually experienced the Russian poision I have spent a long time studying these people and movements. YOu may wonder why. It is because my youngist brother was blown up by one of their Russian controlled groups when he was just a kid with me out shopping with my mother (who was maimed in the blast). I saw him die. I have hated Russia and their s--- my whole life and I delight in hearing of dead Russians. Reagan was completely right, Russia is and was an evil empire. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:18:36 No.52599106 >>52599177 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52598993 A lot of Russian backed marxist groups actually went bankrupt at the end of the cold war, they were funded by carrier bags full of forged cash handed out by Russian embassies, a lot of it manufactured in North Korea. I noted that they were using gold instead of cash as funding for far right groups in Europe, whereas they are still funding the far left more directly with a max of real cash and forgeries. In most countries the Russian have established small arms dumps, just there so they can hand a few weapons to extremist groups when they have radicalised some knot of ten people enough to do murder, these are carefully imported by the Embassy expatriate connected 'clubs'. I will tell you I know they now use glonass to record their location. I have to be careful. I have no doubt that Russia would kill me if they could at this stage but in these times it is important tat people understand how they work on the internet and how best to defend your own nations against their cancer. Start now and identify the key players connected with the Russian embassies in your country, these will not be embassy staff but active participants in the clubs and societies that the Russian embassy sponsors for Russian expatriates. There are never very many of these traitors and you may find that less than a hundred of them and less than a thousand radicalised and 'blue smufed' traitors are behind a great deal of strife and misery in your country. >>52598233 >>52598400 >>52598537 >>52598610 >>52598735 >>52598857 If it ever comes a time when Russia is actually threatening or attacking your nation directly, it is good to know where to strike so you have traitors heads to put on sticks. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:27:50 No.52599171 >>52599220 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599012 >1. Are there any good lists of blue smurfs? 'Blue smurfs' are goons with information that can get for example someone who runs a popular site to hand it over to Russian control or appoint Russian moderators. They may use blackmail, offer cash or in person threats if neither of these approaches work. >>52599012 >2. What would you think of an American who works for Sputnik or RT? If you look in their family you will see that their parents or grandparents also worked for the Russia state in some capacity or were sent abroad to do so. Russian subversion agents keep it in the family, in fact this is a liability for the FSB, it is the generations same pool of people who had grandparents in the NKVD who'd children are offered places or trusted with jobs. Any American in RT was not knew to FSB/KGB/NKVD but already for a long time had a family connection going back several >>52599012 >3. Do the Russians use bogus veteran pensions to pay operatives overseas? The Russians have 250,000 pensioners living overseas paid thye russian state pension but it is largely worthless, they fund activities with hard cash, on occasion drugs or prostitutes services, forged currency and more recently (ten years) small amounts of gold. >>52599012 >4. What are the best news sources for what's going on in Russia? There is no valid news source for events inside Russia. No one knows what is really going on in the Russian hinterland except for the FSB domestic section >>52599012 >5. Did Pavlov really write a propaganda/mind control manual for Lenin? Lenin was a prussian agent. The Russian learned subversion from the prussians who had developed these techniques in the process of German unification under Bismarck. I believe Stalin poisoned him. Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:33:07 No.52599211 >>52599239 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599177 Yes I know of that group but I want to emphasise, this is not 'right wing bad' or 'left wing bad' etc. That is irrelevant. Once a group is under Russian control it is poison and what it may have been about before is irrelevant, it then exists only to disseminate lies and cause chaos and misery O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:47:57 No.52599352 >>52599434 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599281 I find it interesting that you tried to strawman me there because not once did I mention vaccines or covid. Time to leave this thread. Note that as soon as I started posting this material their shills arrived in force. I want to let the Russia that is nearly certainly reading this thread now know something. In time putins state will collapse, your life will move on elsewhere, your current work may become a distant memory and you will be there with your children in a different life, put for thsoe who worked in the section on my nation, who caused murder here, me and my associates will not forgive. At that time we will come and we will kill your children in front of you just as your work caused the death of children in our nations. For the rest of your lives you are cursed and will have to look over your shoulders. It was never 'just a job' and you should have known that. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:54:31 No.52599413 >>52599455 >>52599609 This is a good f------ thread, bros.

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Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)20:23:35 No.30611708 >>30611819 >>30611955 >>30813201 File: M2 - 24th MEU.jpg (1.78 MB, 2100x1500) >>30610622 (OP) >2066 >stationed on mars to quell a rebellion >become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship >no miniguns or Gatling canons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end >get sent in to extract some wounded >reach the evac zone and come under attack >horde of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers >let loose a stream of bullets >the sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machine gun >wounded are loaded up and returned to base >inspect mg afterwards >thing was made in 1942 >Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scrated onto the gun >scratch "Mars" on with knife
Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)20:23:35 No.30611708 >>30611819 >>30611955 >>30813201 File: M2 - 24th MEU.jpg (1.78 MB, 2100x1500) >>30610622 (OP) >2066 >stationed on mars to quell a rebellion >become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship >no miniguns or Gatling canons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end >get sent in to extract some wounded >reach the evac zone and come under attack >horde of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers >let loose a stream of bullets >the sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machine gun >wounded are loaded up and returned to base >inspect mg afterwards >thing was made in 1942 >Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scrated onto the gun >scratch "Mars" on with knife

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File : 1290908454.jpg-(53 KB, 1049x488, 762x54_bulg.214174447.jpg) O IVAN CHESNOKOV IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:40 No.7737497 762 Crx MAN AT LOCAL STORE SELLS BIG CAN OF BULGARIAN TYPE 7.62 BY 54 MILLIMETERS CARTRIDGE WITH RIM. I BUY CAN, IS CELEBRATE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST 80-6 44 HOLIDAY OF SHOPPING "BLACK FRIDAY". SADLY HE DOES NOT SELL RIGHT TOOL FOR OPENING CAN. I THINK BOARD OF WEAPON LIKES SURPLUS CARTRIDGE IN BIG CAN, GOOD PEOPLE HERE SURELY KNOW ANSWER. WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? LAST TIME I USE PLIER. LONG TIME WITH PLYING, BUT AMMO COMES OUT FROM CAN AT LAST, >> O OnlineAmmo !g22IDRWEus 11/27/10(Sat)20:42 No.7737510 Oh, that Ivan.... >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:43 No.7737515 File 1290908628 jpg-(502 KB, 1600x1200, Can_opener.jpg) How about a can opener? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737518 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksOLx_XJRA >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737520 >>7737515 I TRY CAN OPENER LAST TIME. BLADE IS RUIN. CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. > D AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737524 a skew chisel and hammer to punture, then tin snips to cut. >> O Purple Drank !!S8L8RXH+lal 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737528 File1290908757.jpg-(13 KB, 480x267, mosinbayonet.jpg) >>7737497 >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:46 No.7737538 File1290908813.jpg-(104 KB, 920x602, bayonet.jpg) >>7737520 Then this is what you need. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737539 Just use dynamite. Always opens can made of superior Japanese steel. Inferior Bulgarian steel will be like diaper before blast. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737547 >>7737528 I LIKE CUT OF YOUR STATE ISSUED UNIFORM, COMRADE. >> O Deadpool !lkBsp4Ukt12d 11/27/10(Sat)20:48 No.7737551 File1290908904.jpg-(31 KB, 300x311, ivan.jpg) >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737565 >>7737528 I TRY THIS IDEA. I LIKE THIS IDEA. SURELY GRAND RUSSIAN ENGINEER, HE GIVES TOOL FOR OPENING CAN WITH STANDARD RIFLE. WAIT HERE, I GO TO FIND BIG RUBBER HAMMER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737572 >>7737497 Tell me, Comrade, what carrying device contains ammo within the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics? i.e. in Soviet Russia.? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737589 >> >>7737565 The butt of your glorious Soviet Mosin-Nagant should serve wonderfully as a hammer, comrade. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737592 >>7737497 Since when has Ivan been back? I thought he said he was leaving. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737595 GOOD PROGRESS. BAYONET PUNCHES CAN WITH NO COMPLAINT. I REPORT BACK LATER. >> O AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737599 >>7737565 well, i have successfully beaten a tin open with a mosin bayonet, then hitting the butt with some wood and the stock of an AK-74... but i wasn't comfortable with that method. chisel works well enough for me - 10-15 minutes and leaves a nice smooth edge i can bevel to prevent cuts >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737602 >>7737592 He landed a job in NYC (iirc) and had no access to intarnet for a while O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737612 >> >WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? i loled so hard >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737617 File1290909410.jpg-(76 KB, 792x464, ivanstrikes.jpg) >>7737592 This is one of the many Ivans. However, the password is for Boof, as you can tell by the picture. > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737618 >>7737497 Have had great success with flat head screw driver and hammer. Just go slow and stay to the far edges. > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:57 No.7737627 >>7737520 >>7737520 >CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. BWAHAHАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА. >> O Legal MumboJumbo !TuzOuE8iX2 11/27/10(Sat)21:00 No.7737641 Oxy-ace torch. What could possible go wrong? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:01 No.7737644 File1290909670.jpg-(31 KB, 470x370, VictoryDayVeteran.jpg) >>7737595 A glorious victory comrade! You should celebrate by shooting capitalist melons and water drums/bottles with your brand new pebbles. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737650 Dear Ivan; next time, buy TWO can. Then glorious communist ammunition distributor provide you with can opener for your dedication to party ideal of mass fire! Seriously though, I've found a dremmel tool with a cutting wheel will work very well for opening these. Otherwise, screwdriver and hammer, as mentioned. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737652 >>7737497 A hammer and a flat head screw driver. I no kid. Angle screw driver to wall of can away from primers. Hit with hammer until pierces seal гереat. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737653 Grab hammer, and flat head screwdriver and fukken profit. >> D IVAN CHESNOKOV !IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:06 No.7737668 File1290910004.jpg-(127 KB, 640x478, photo.jpg) MAKING INTO CAN WITH BAYONET OF MOSIN NAGANT, THIS IS NOT SO FAST. PROGRESSING WITH SCREWDRIVER IS SAME PROBLEM. GOOD NEWS I FIND IN GOODIES BAG FROM SALES OF BLACK FRIDAY. MAN FROM MILITARY SURPLUS DEPOT GIVES ME AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51. I THINK THIS IS RIGHT WAY TO USE. I AM RIP INTO CAN SO FAST NOW. BANG BANG BANG WITH HAMMER AS CHEAP BULGARIAN TIN PARTS LIKE OCEAN BEFORE MOSES. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737676 >>7737668 Or you could do that. >> O /klaptBilly 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737678 The bayonet works, but so does any flat blade screw driver (well, a heavy duty one) and a hammer. Hammer the blade into the edge of the can and work it around the edge of the can until open. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737679 Inb4anchovies >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737681 oh look, boof is making his daily s----- evening thread. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:09 No.7737683 File1290910191.jpg-(30 KB, 292x302, whywouldyoudothat_2.jpg) >>7737668 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:10 No.7737687 >>7737668 Ivan, why didn't you ask to store owner how to open it? For all you know there could have been a flap that allowed you to pull it off like a sardines can. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737690 File 1290910272.jpg-(382 KB, 1600x1060, 1257445118563.jpg) >>7737668 But Ivan, I think that is of Type P38. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737691 File1290910274.jpg-(156 KB, 800x600, spam.jpg) >>7737668 I know I'm not alone in being ecstatic that Ivan is back =) A lot of places that sell 5.45/7.62x54r will throw in a can opener if you buy more than one can. Pic related >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:12 No.7737697 >>7737551 Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU! >> O IVAN CHE SNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737719 File 1290910517.jpg-(160 KB, 640x478, photo (1).jpg) >>7737691 >>7737687 STOP WITH F------ STUPID QUESTION. I KNOW RIGHT TOOL AND I BT等C KNOW TO ASK. HE SAYS EARLY CUSTOMER GETS TOOL FOR OPENING CAN AND I COME LATE BUT CAN PRICE CAN SAME. AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51 IS NOT FAIL ME, LOOK AT FAST RIPPING OF CAN AND P-51 STAYS STRAIGHT. Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737722 File1290910527.png-(162 KB, 1120x461, faces.png) >> >This thread. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IIzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:20 No.7737750 File1290910833.jpg-(132 KB, 640x478, photo (2).jpg) I THINK FRENCH SAY HERE "VOILÀ". IS SOLVED PROBLEM. GOOD JOB TO BOARD OF WEAPON. ESPECIALLY TO MAN WHO SUGGESTS BAYONET AND ONE WHO SAYS P-51 CAN OPENER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:26 No.7737776 File1290911175.jpg-(31 KB, 220x345, 1277310503886.jpg) >>7737497 STALIN APPROVES >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:29 No.7737790 I opened one of these with a cutting wheel on a dremel once, it didn't occur to me until afterwards what a bad idea that was. It was fine though. >> O VIKTOR TRENTREKOV!N----- 11/27/10(Sat)21:30 No.7737796 >>7737497 WHY YOU NOT USE SICKLE AND HAMMER? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:50 No.7737971 Throw the whole thing in a fire, it'll open it up.
File : 1290908454.jpg-(53 KB, 1049x488, 762x54_bulg.214174447.jpg) O IVAN CHESNOKOV IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:40 No.7737497 762 Crx MAN AT LOCAL STORE SELLS BIG CAN OF BULGARIAN TYPE 7.62 BY 54 MILLIMETERS CARTRIDGE WITH RIM. I BUY CAN, IS CELEBRATE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST 80-6 44 HOLIDAY OF SHOPPING "BLACK FRIDAY". SADLY HE DOES NOT SELL RIGHT TOOL FOR OPENING CAN. I THINK BOARD OF WEAPON LIKES SURPLUS CARTRIDGE IN BIG CAN, GOOD PEOPLE HERE SURELY KNOW ANSWER. WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? LAST TIME I USE PLIER. LONG TIME WITH PLYING, BUT AMMO COMES OUT FROM CAN AT LAST, >> O OnlineAmmo !g22IDRWEus 11/27/10(Sat)20:42 No.7737510 Oh, that Ivan.... >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:43 No.7737515 File 1290908628 jpg-(502 KB, 1600x1200, Can_opener.jpg) How about a can opener? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737518 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksOLx_XJRA >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737520 >>7737515 I TRY CAN OPENER LAST TIME. BLADE IS RUIN. CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. > D AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737524 a skew chisel and hammer to punture, then tin snips to cut. >> O Purple Drank !!S8L8RXH+lal 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737528 File1290908757.jpg-(13 KB, 480x267, mosinbayonet.jpg) >>7737497 >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:46 No.7737538 File1290908813.jpg-(104 KB, 920x602, bayonet.jpg) >>7737520 Then this is what you need. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737539 Just use dynamite. Always opens can made of superior Japanese steel. Inferior Bulgarian steel will be like diaper before blast. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737547 >>7737528 I LIKE CUT OF YOUR STATE ISSUED UNIFORM, COMRADE. >> O Deadpool !lkBsp4Ukt12d 11/27/10(Sat)20:48 No.7737551 File1290908904.jpg-(31 KB, 300x311, ivan.jpg) >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737565 >>7737528 I TRY THIS IDEA. I LIKE THIS IDEA. SURELY GRAND RUSSIAN ENGINEER, HE GIVES TOOL FOR OPENING CAN WITH STANDARD RIFLE. WAIT HERE, I GO TO FIND BIG RUBBER HAMMER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737572 >>7737497 Tell me, Comrade, what carrying device contains ammo within the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics? i.e. in Soviet Russia.? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737589 >> >>7737565 The butt of your glorious Soviet Mosin-Nagant should serve wonderfully as a hammer, comrade. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737592 >>7737497 Since when has Ivan been back? I thought he said he was leaving. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737595 GOOD PROGRESS. BAYONET PUNCHES CAN WITH NO COMPLAINT. I REPORT BACK LATER. >> O AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737599 >>7737565 well, i have successfully beaten a tin open with a mosin bayonet, then hitting the butt with some wood and the stock of an AK-74... but i wasn't comfortable with that method. chisel works well enough for me - 10-15 minutes and leaves a nice smooth edge i can bevel to prevent cuts >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737602 >>7737592 He landed a job in NYC (iirc) and had no access to intarnet for a while O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737612 >> >WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? i loled so hard >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737617 File1290909410.jpg-(76 KB, 792x464, ivanstrikes.jpg) >>7737592 This is one of the many Ivans. However, the password is for Boof, as you can tell by the picture. > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737618 >>7737497 Have had great success with flat head screw driver and hammer. Just go slow and stay to the far edges. > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:57 No.7737627 >>7737520 >>7737520 >CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. BWAHAHАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА. >> O Legal MumboJumbo !TuzOuE8iX2 11/27/10(Sat)21:00 No.7737641 Oxy-ace torch. What could possible go wrong? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:01 No.7737644 File1290909670.jpg-(31 KB, 470x370, VictoryDayVeteran.jpg) >>7737595 A glorious victory comrade! You should celebrate by shooting capitalist melons and water drums/bottles with your brand new pebbles. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737650 Dear Ivan; next time, buy TWO can. Then glorious communist ammunition distributor provide you with can opener for your dedication to party ideal of mass fire! Seriously though, I've found a dremmel tool with a cutting wheel will work very well for opening these. Otherwise, screwdriver and hammer, as mentioned. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737652 >>7737497 A hammer and a flat head screw driver. I no kid. Angle screw driver to wall of can away from primers. Hit with hammer until pierces seal гереat. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737653 Grab hammer, and flat head screwdriver and fukken profit. >> D IVAN CHESNOKOV !IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:06 No.7737668 File1290910004.jpg-(127 KB, 640x478, photo.jpg) MAKING INTO CAN WITH BAYONET OF MOSIN NAGANT, THIS IS NOT SO FAST. PROGRESSING WITH SCREWDRIVER IS SAME PROBLEM. GOOD NEWS I FIND IN GOODIES BAG FROM SALES OF BLACK FRIDAY. MAN FROM MILITARY SURPLUS DEPOT GIVES ME AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51. I THINK THIS IS RIGHT WAY TO USE. I AM RIP INTO CAN SO FAST NOW. BANG BANG BANG WITH HAMMER AS CHEAP BULGARIAN TIN PARTS LIKE OCEAN BEFORE MOSES. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737676 >>7737668 Or you could do that. >> O /klaptBilly 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737678 The bayonet works, but so does any flat blade screw driver (well, a heavy duty one) and a hammer. Hammer the blade into the edge of the can and work it around the edge of the can until open. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737679 Inb4anchovies >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737681 oh look, boof is making his daily s----- evening thread. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:09 No.7737683 File1290910191.jpg-(30 KB, 292x302, whywouldyoudothat_2.jpg) >>7737668 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:10 No.7737687 >>7737668 Ivan, why didn't you ask to store owner how to open it? For all you know there could have been a flap that allowed you to pull it off like a sardines can. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737690 File 1290910272.jpg-(382 KB, 1600x1060, 1257445118563.jpg) >>7737668 But Ivan, I think that is of Type P38. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737691 File1290910274.jpg-(156 KB, 800x600, spam.jpg) >>7737668 I know I'm not alone in being ecstatic that Ivan is back =) A lot of places that sell 5.45/7.62x54r will throw in a can opener if you buy more than one can. Pic related >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:12 No.7737697 >>7737551 Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU! >> O IVAN CHE SNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737719 File 1290910517.jpg-(160 KB, 640x478, photo (1).jpg) >>7737691 >>7737687 STOP WITH F------ STUPID QUESTION. I KNOW RIGHT TOOL AND I BT等C KNOW TO ASK. HE SAYS EARLY CUSTOMER GETS TOOL FOR OPENING CAN AND I COME LATE BUT CAN PRICE CAN SAME. AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51 IS NOT FAIL ME, LOOK AT FAST RIPPING OF CAN AND P-51 STAYS STRAIGHT. Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737722 File1290910527.png-(162 KB, 1120x461, faces.png) >> >This thread. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IIzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:20 No.7737750 File1290910833.jpg-(132 KB, 640x478, photo (2).jpg) I THINK FRENCH SAY HERE "VOILÀ". IS SOLVED PROBLEM. GOOD JOB TO BOARD OF WEAPON. ESPECIALLY TO MAN WHO SUGGESTS BAYONET AND ONE WHO SAYS P-51 CAN OPENER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:26 No.7737776 File1290911175.jpg-(31 KB, 220x345, 1277310503886.jpg) >>7737497 STALIN APPROVES >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:29 No.7737790 I opened one of these with a cutting wheel on a dremel once, it didn't occur to me until afterwards what a bad idea that was. It was fine though. >> O VIKTOR TRENTREKOV!N----- 11/27/10(Sat)21:30 No.7737796 >>7737497 WHY YOU NOT USE SICKLE AND HAMMER? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:50 No.7737971 Throw the whole thing in a fire, it'll open it up.

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What Body Armour Does Mother Russia Use?

File: 1335604275.jpg-(48 KB, 450x450, kazak_4.jpg) CRussian body armor Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:11 No.11506190 What kind of body armor does mother Russia issue it's soldiers? Is it any good? Can any of it be had stateside at a decent price? C Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:12 No. 11506194 The human shield kind. Kim Jong Luiz D2UwuFSIDfu 04/28/12(Sat)05:13 No.11506199 rute The dead hostage kind. IGOR CHESTYKOFF 04/28/12(Sat)05:26 No.11506246 >>11506190 NO ARMOUR IN RUSSIA. YOU ARE DEFENDING HOMELAND AND CRY TO COMMANDER I AM PUNY BOY SHADOW OF MAN THE BULLETS THEY ARE HURT MY BODY PLEASE GIVE ARMOUR, COMMANDER RESPOND WITH LAUGHTER YOU WANT RECEIVE MEDAL COWBOY? MAYBE RIBBON WILL COVER YOUR SHAME. WHY ARE YOU SHOT? DOES GLORIOUS HOMELAND NOT PROVIDE BOUNTIFUL COVER FOR YOUR FAT PIG BODY? PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE MOVE TO AMERICA WITH REST OF PIGS? INSPIRED BY COMMANDER YOU WILL DIE FOR COUNTRY WITH SONG IN HEART. TLDR IS BEST ARMOUR CALLED CETAPHIL LOTION AND JOHNSON n JOHNSON NO MORE TEARS. C Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:28 No.11506256 >>11506246 lol'd >f----- screencapd I Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:34 No.11506280
File: 1335604275.jpg-(48 KB, 450x450, kazak_4.jpg) CRussian body armor Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:11 No.11506190 What kind of body armor does mother Russia issue it's soldiers? Is it any good? Can any of it be had stateside at a decent price? C Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:12 No. 11506194 The human shield kind. Kim Jong Luiz D2UwuFSIDfu 04/28/12(Sat)05:13 No.11506199 rute The dead hostage kind. IGOR CHESTYKOFF 04/28/12(Sat)05:26 No.11506246 >>11506190 NO ARMOUR IN RUSSIA. YOU ARE DEFENDING HOMELAND AND CRY TO COMMANDER I AM PUNY BOY SHADOW OF MAN THE BULLETS THEY ARE HURT MY BODY PLEASE GIVE ARMOUR, COMMANDER RESPOND WITH LAUGHTER YOU WANT RECEIVE MEDAL COWBOY? MAYBE RIBBON WILL COVER YOUR SHAME. WHY ARE YOU SHOT? DOES GLORIOUS HOMELAND NOT PROVIDE BOUNTIFUL COVER FOR YOUR FAT PIG BODY? PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE MOVE TO AMERICA WITH REST OF PIGS? INSPIRED BY COMMANDER YOU WILL DIE FOR COUNTRY WITH SONG IN HEART. TLDR IS BEST ARMOUR CALLED CETAPHIL LOTION AND JOHNSON n JOHNSON NO MORE TEARS. C Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:28 No.11506256 >>11506246 lol'd >f----- screencapd I Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:34 No.11506280

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Anonymous 07/24/12(Tue)21:52 No. 12276411 File: 1343181135723.gif-(187 KB, 332x314, I AM RUSSIA VERY SEX.gif) SEXY >walk into the hospital carrying a dying WW3 Veteran >CCing my Obrez in a Mexican Crossdraw holster under my wife-beater >go to the desk, plop GrandPaPa Sha on the countertop >receptionist gives me a few strange rooms >tells me "Sir, we don't serve Russian Smigs here." >wild, blooddrunk soccermom plows through the front door >dismounts her firey steed of death and delivery of annoying kids >breathes latte on me while poking me with her pig-sticking nail >"YOU CANT HAVE THAT HERE, STALKERI" >she reaches in my pants for a tactical h------ >grabs my Obrez instead >GrandPaPa Sha BRRRTS at the soccermom >7.62x25 has no stopping power, so she's unaffected >grab the receptionist by the collar >"Call the doctors and tell them to go home, because l be doing all the operating." >draw Obrez from soccer mom's hand >perform Zimbabwe Drill and proceed to magdump into her uterus whilst setting her aflame in soviet glory >someone throws me a clip so I can do some damage >try to reload >clip jams in the mechanism >l tap rack and bang >wont go bang >check the slide >12 fluid ounces of weed taped to the receiver >fix bayonet >ride into the sunset with the soccer mom dangling from that glorious spike >l call the cops on her >they don't even bother coming down >we go shooting every day >mfw
Anonymous 07/24/12(Tue)21:52 No. 12276411 File: 1343181135723.gif-(187 KB, 332x314, I AM RUSSIA VERY SEX.gif) SEXY >walk into the hospital carrying a dying WW3 Veteran >CCing my Obrez in a Mexican Crossdraw holster under my wife-beater >go to the desk, plop GrandPaPa Sha on the countertop >receptionist gives me a few strange rooms >tells me "Sir, we don't serve Russian Smigs here." >wild, blooddrunk soccermom plows through the front door >dismounts her firey steed of death and delivery of annoying kids >breathes latte on me while poking me with her pig-sticking nail >"YOU CANT HAVE THAT HERE, STALKERI" >she reaches in my pants for a tactical h------ >grabs my Obrez instead >GrandPaPa Sha BRRRTS at the soccermom >7.62x25 has no stopping power, so she's unaffected >grab the receptionist by the collar >"Call the doctors and tell them to go home, because l be doing all the operating." >draw Obrez from soccer mom's hand >perform Zimbabwe Drill and proceed to magdump into her uterus whilst setting her aflame in soviet glory >someone throws me a clip so I can do some damage >try to reload >clip jams in the mechanism >l tap rack and bang >wont go bang >check the slide >12 fluid ounces of weed taped to the receiver >fix bayonet >ride into the sunset with the soccer mom dangling from that glorious spike >l call the cops on her >they don't even bother coming down >we go shooting every day >mfw

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The Old Askari

>year is 1992, Italian military goes to Somalia for some peacekeeping work under the UN >Same area they used to be active in the African theater of WW2 >When they set up camp, they're approached by an 80 year old Somali, in full WW2 Italian kit with a tricolor sash 59.6 kB JPG and perfectly maintained rifle >Soldiers w-- hard and ask him what he's doing >He's a veteran of an Ascari group that fought for the Italians in WW2 >Insists that he's back to fight for them "like in the old days" won't be turned away because he's taken an oath to serve them for life, and intends to keep it >After consulting the general, they keep him around as sort of a mascot, give him an honorary position as a camp guard and let him raise the flag >He's very loyal and they all love him except for one awkward problem >In ceremonies and formal events, no matter how much they always tell him to stop, he always screams, "Viva re, viva duce, viva Italia!"
>year is 1992, Italian military goes to Somalia for some peacekeeping work under the UN >Same area they used to be active in the African theater of WW2 >When they set up camp, they're approached by an 80 year old Somali, in full WW2 Italian kit with a tricolor sash 59.6 kB JPG and perfectly maintained rifle >Soldiers w-- hard and ask him what he's doing >He's a veteran of an Ascari group that fought for the Italians in WW2 >Insists that he's back to fight for them "like in the old days" won't be turned away because he's taken an oath to serve them for life, and intends to keep it >After consulting the general, they keep him around as sort of a mascot, give him an honorary position as a camp guard and let him raise the flag >He's very loyal and they all love him except for one awkward problem >In ceremonies and formal events, no matter how much they always tell him to stop, he always screams, "Viva re, viva duce, viva Italia!"

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The Tank Cannot Rest

O Anonymous (ID: pkQL3NOB) 02/15/16(Mon)01:42:31 No.64152517 >>64152830 File: t-55 great shot.jpg (730 KB, 1920x1153) Neat shot of a T-55 O Anonymous (ID: TQST/3F 02/15/16(Mon)01:46:37 No.64152830 ► >>64153364 >>64153418 >>64152517 I feel so bad for those tanks they been trough so much s--- they need to rest as a monument O Anonymous (ID: MDPCrtxc 02/15/16(Mon)01:53:28 No.64153364 ► >>64153637 >>64153946 >>64154093 >>64154203 >>64155285 >>64157011 >>64158104 >>64159246 >>64160832 >>64162390 >>64152830 I disagree. The tank must be happy that it is still useful. The tank does what it was made to do, it will fight and fight until it can fight no more. It will beat and pound anyone in its way. What tank would want to rust away in a warehouse somewhere? How many wars has it seen? How many of its brothers have fell beside it? And yet today it still fights against those who will do his people harm. It can still fight. Not as strong or agile as its younger brothers, but still a force to be reckoned with. Old and battered? Maybe, but strong and unyielding nonetheless. The museum pedestal will be there waiting for it, when it wins the war. When it can ride into Aleppo after he finally liberates the city. The tank cannot rest, it still has a mission.
O Anonymous (ID: pkQL3NOB) 02/15/16(Mon)01:42:31 No.64152517 >>64152830 File: t-55 great shot.jpg (730 KB, 1920x1153) Neat shot of a T-55 O Anonymous (ID: TQST/3F 02/15/16(Mon)01:46:37 No.64152830 ► >>64153364 >>64153418 >>64152517 I feel so bad for those tanks they been trough so much s--- they need to rest as a monument O Anonymous (ID: MDPCrtxc 02/15/16(Mon)01:53:28 No.64153364 ► >>64153637 >>64153946 >>64154093 >>64154203 >>64155285 >>64157011 >>64158104 >>64159246 >>64160832 >>64162390 >>64152830 I disagree. The tank must be happy that it is still useful. The tank does what it was made to do, it will fight and fight until it can fight no more. It will beat and pound anyone in its way. What tank would want to rust away in a warehouse somewhere? How many wars has it seen? How many of its brothers have fell beside it? And yet today it still fights against those who will do his people harm. It can still fight. Not as strong or agile as its younger brothers, but still a force to be reckoned with. Old and battered? Maybe, but strong and unyielding nonetheless. The museum pedestal will be there waiting for it, when it wins the war. When it can ride into Aleppo after he finally liberates the city. The tank cannot rest, it still has a mission.

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Tank Story

O Anonymous 12/18/15(Fri)13:18:18 No.28244618 >>28244637 >>28244664 >>28245058 >>28245214 >>28245322 >>28245546 >>28246029 >>28248142 >>28249155 >>28251292 >>28251534 >there will never be a Toy Story-esque movie starring different tanks trying to break out of a museum that will be torn down and must overcome the past to work together Anonymous 12/18/15(Fri)13:18:46 No.28244620 ► O Anonymous 12/18/15(Fri)13:21:37 No.28244637 ► >>28245058 >>28245214 File: Beautiful.jpg (104 KB, 480x640) ITS. >>28244618 I never knew how much I wanted this until now. BEAUTIFUL O Anonymous 12/18/15(Fri)13:26:41 No.28244664 >28244735 >>28245058 >>28245214 File: char 35258.jpg (11 KB, 210x240) >>28244618 >there will never be a wise and humorous Mark 1 tank that tells stories of the Great War >he will never be voiced by the same guy who voiced Fowler in Chicken Run life is truly suffering O Anonymous 12/18/15(Fri)13:39:18 No.28244735 >>28244969 >>28244994 >>28245008 >>28245058 >>28245116 >>28245122 >>28245214 >>28247256 >>28247371 >>28248160 >>28250015 >>28244664 >A tank museum somewhere in Germany. 2021 The plucky M4 sherman. The comedy sidekick T34. The taciturn Tiger. The Stug love interest who's father (Tiger) forbids the love of M4 and Stug. Wise old Mk1 tells them of a secret land far away one where they can all be safe from the scrap metal merchants. >Go my friends. Find Bovington. >No l'm too slow go on without me. I'll catch you up. >Mkl turns to one last battle with the wheeled APC hordes. >Remember me. I stood at Cambrai. I will stand now.
O Anonymous 12/18/15(Fri)13:18:18 No.28244618 >>28244637 >>28244664 >>28245058 >>28245214 >>28245322 >>28245546 >>28246029 >>28248142 >>28249155 >>28251292 >>28251534 >there will never be a Toy Story-esque movie starring different tanks trying to break out of a museum that will be torn down and must overcome the past to work together Anonymous 12/18/15(Fri)13:18:46 No.28244620 ► O Anonymous 12/18/15(Fri)13:21:37 No.28244637 ► >>28245058 >>28245214 File: Beautiful.jpg (104 KB, 480x640) ITS. >>28244618 I never knew how much I wanted this until now. BEAUTIFUL O Anonymous 12/18/15(Fri)13:26:41 No.28244664 >28244735 >>28245058 >>28245214 File: char 35258.jpg (11 KB, 210x240) >>28244618 >there will never be a wise and humorous Mark 1 tank that tells stories of the Great War >he will never be voiced by the same guy who voiced Fowler in Chicken Run life is truly suffering O Anonymous 12/18/15(Fri)13:39:18 No.28244735 >>28244969 >>28244994 >>28245008 >>28245058 >>28245116 >>28245122 >>28245214 >>28247256 >>28247371 >>28248160 >>28250015 >>28244664 >A tank museum somewhere in Germany. 2021 The plucky M4 sherman. The comedy sidekick T34. The taciturn Tiger. The Stug love interest who's father (Tiger) forbids the love of M4 and Stug. Wise old Mk1 tells them of a secret land far away one where they can all be safe from the scrap metal merchants. >Go my friends. Find Bovington. >No l'm too slow go on without me. I'll catch you up. >Mkl turns to one last battle with the wheeled APC hordes. >Remember me. I stood at Cambrai. I will stand now.

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World's Greatest Tank Battles

Anonymous 03/08/16(Tue)22:01:14 No.134545308 File: T-34 MAIN ASSAULT TANK.jpg (2.07 MB, 3072x2048) >>134545412 TODAY >plane engine sounds ON GREATEST TANK BATTLES >clip of hitler speech WE TAKE A LOOK AT THE GREATEST TANK OF WW2 >picture of t72 THE SOVIET T-34 MAIN ASSAULT TANK >clip of challenger 1 driving through the desert WITH ADVANCED SLOPED ARMOR >3d render of a Maus AND A DEADLY 760MM GUN >battleship firing a broadside AND GREAT MOBILITY >clip of blacks being hit by a fire hose in the '60s THIS TANK >AH-1 cobra firing a rocket WAS TRULY >ISIS execution video THE GREATEST TANK OF THE WAR >video clip of rows of king tigers AND NOW WE HAVE THE PLEASURE >cuckold p--- clip OF MEETING A CREWMAN OF ONE OF THESE DEADLY VEHICLES >cuts to video feed of a 90 year old in a tack suit squatting "я ненавижу свою жизнь" >vomits from too much vodka NEXT TIME ON GREATEST TANK BATTLES >CGI of t90 destroying a pz2 WE VISIT THE DESERTS OF LIBYA >picture of the pyramids TO RE-LIVE THE BATTLE OF EL ALAMEIN >arab man f------ a goat while getting f----- in the ass by a camel
Anonymous 03/08/16(Tue)22:01:14 No.134545308 File: T-34 MAIN ASSAULT TANK.jpg (2.07 MB, 3072x2048) >>134545412 TODAY >plane engine sounds ON GREATEST TANK BATTLES >clip of hitler speech WE TAKE A LOOK AT THE GREATEST TANK OF WW2 >picture of t72 THE SOVIET T-34 MAIN ASSAULT TANK >clip of challenger 1 driving through the desert WITH ADVANCED SLOPED ARMOR >3d render of a Maus AND A DEADLY 760MM GUN >battleship firing a broadside AND GREAT MOBILITY >clip of blacks being hit by a fire hose in the '60s THIS TANK >AH-1 cobra firing a rocket WAS TRULY >ISIS execution video THE GREATEST TANK OF THE WAR >video clip of rows of king tigers AND NOW WE HAVE THE PLEASURE >cuckold p--- clip OF MEETING A CREWMAN OF ONE OF THESE DEADLY VEHICLES >cuts to video feed of a 90 year old in a tack suit squatting "я ненавижу свою жизнь" >vomits from too much vodka NEXT TIME ON GREATEST TANK BATTLES >CGI of t90 destroying a pz2 WE VISIT THE DESERTS OF LIBYA >picture of the pyramids TO RE-LIVE THE BATTLE OF EL ALAMEIN >arab man f------ a goat while getting f----- in the ass by a camel

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Tank Flipping

: Anonymous 05/26/19(Sun)00:09:05 No.41577295 >>41575694 (OP) # >The 305 mm howitzer M1939 (Br-18) (Russian: 305-MM гаубица образца 1939 года (Бр- 18)) was a Soviet superheavy siege howitzer used by the Soviet Union during World War II. 190 KB JPG >[..] >lt was most famously used to defend Leningrad during the Siege of Leningrad. The Soviet troops learned that if they fired all of them at the same time and used high-explosive shells, when the rounds exploded at the same time, they would flip over advancing German tanks.[2] >when the rounds exploded at the same time >they would flip over advancing German tanks.[2]
: Anonymous 05/26/19(Sun)00:09:05 No.41577295 >>41575694 (OP) # >The 305 mm howitzer M1939 (Br-18) (Russian: 305-MM гаубица образца 1939 года (Бр- 18)) was a Soviet superheavy siege howitzer used by the Soviet Union during World War II. 190 KB JPG >[..] >lt was most famously used to defend Leningrad during the Siege of Leningrad. The Soviet troops learned that if they fired all of them at the same time and used high-explosive shells, when the rounds exploded at the same time, they would flip over advancing German tanks.[2] >when the rounds exploded at the same time >they would flip over advancing German tanks.[2]

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The Mole Men of /k/

File: DSC_0250.jpg (1.79 MB, 3840x2160) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:39:34 No.26941663 E > Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:49:09 No.26944034 >>26944050 >>26944053 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:52:45 No.26941815 >26942050 >>26941680 >>26941692 >>26941702 >>26941714 >>26941718 >>26941725 >>26944058 2>26944061 >/k/ - a magical place >>26941750 >>26941804 >>26941855 >>26941949 >>26941995 >>26942153 i used to dig holes as a kid. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:58:28 No.26944165 >>26944179 >>26944189 >>26944191 Guys, what are we going to do with all the dirt we excavate from our unnaground city? >>26942210 >>26942358 >>26942401 >>26942720 >>26942847 >>26942893 >>26943320 >>26943689 >>26943698 >>26945221 this is what happens when you don't stop digging holes i guess. C-can i come to your underground tunnel? Rate my Vietcong tunnel in progress, I'm about 8ft down at the lowest point, need to got another 6ft down at a gradual slope Dirt Maginot Line, anyone? Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:51:01 No.26944061 ► Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:59:38 No.26944179 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:12:45 No.26942050 >26942063 >26942142 >>26942515 >>26942816 >>26943361 >26944990 File: 391200 2514750865415 6535(.)jpg (40 KB, 318x426) >>26944165 sure. Anonymous >>26944034 We will use it to build tunnels up to the sky so that we may rule the skies 08/19/15(Wed)21:36:03 No.26944599 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:40:29 No.26941674 >>26941815 (You) Is. is my little brother going to turn into you? Im seriously concerned, he got diagnosed with autism a few years ago and now he wont stop digging. renounce your sky-seer ways and then totally yeah you can come and chill Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:42:26 No.26941692 >>26941709 >>26941724 >>26941882 >>26941891 >>26942362 >>26942834 >>26943249 File: DSC 0252.jpg (3.38 MB, 3840x2160) >>26941692 >>26941714 tunnels. but ur gon dig. >>26944063 This is the way it must be komrades Suicide/10. Rete my Vietcong tume in pogress Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:51:09 No.26944063 >>26944374 >>26944599 >>26941663 (OP) better picture hopefully >>26941674 No I'm just winging it, and going very slowly Seriously though, have you actually done the calculations for this? " life in the tunnels was difficult. Air, food and water were scarce and the tu poisonous centipedes, scorpions, spiders and vermin. Most of the time, gu the tunnels working or resting and come out only at night to scavenge for s engage the enemy in battle. Sometimes, during periods of heavy bombing they would be forced to remain underground for many days at a time. Sickness was rampant amuny uie people living in the tunnels, especially malaria, which was the second largest cause of death next to battle wounds. Almost everyone had intestinal parasites of significance. Only about 6,000 of the 16,000 cadres who fought in the tunnels survived the war. The tunnel will decide who will live and it will I'm seriously interested. I want one of these. decide who will die Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:41:38 No.26941680 ► File: its true png (183 KB, 500x347) >>26942124 dude, he could have been gay or t----- or something. its really kinda awesome. just humble yourself and join him. imagine the concern of your parents. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:21:03 No.26942150 >>26941674 No I'm just winging it, and going very slowly >>26942137 (You) no, it isn't a good idea i'm telling you, americans digging holes and shrieking at anyone that tries to enter is the next big thing. Nope, Can't possibly see /k/ommandos making an underground tunnel system going wrong in any way. >>26942124 your brother is /k/ he's going places not necessarily respectable places but places Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:39:12 No.26943097 >This thread is now Tunnel Digging/Mole People general "Tonight on New 4: Middle aged man found buried alive in backyard of parents' home" Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:00:03 No.26941891 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:18:47 No.26942124 >>26942144 >>26942150 >>26942152 >>26942157 >>26942162 >>26942163 >>26942173 >>26942184 >>26942309 >>26942330 >>26942530 >>26942778 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:13:40 No.26944347 File: 1438241144260.gif (2 MB, 371x331) >>26944361 >>26944382 >>26941692 >No I'm just winging it hope you arnt afraid of being buried alive. File: 376832_2514733664985_2284(.)jpg (42 KB, 320x426) I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:48:36 No.26941760 > >>26941772 >>26942063 (You) No really, im seriously concerned. He recently saved his shekles to buy an SKS, watches enemy at the gates over and over again, is learning russian, and digging a "bunker" next to our chicken coop. He shrieks bloody murder when I pull him outta the hole to take a shower. Its like /k/ in human form is living in a hole behind my house. >>26944347 >implying average /k/ isn't just being weird and starting cults if you don't make a punji spike pit, i will personally find you and r--- you. Digging holes is an american pass time. Mfw I started reading this thread and it from average /k/, to Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:49:36 No.26941772 >>26941834 >>26942234 >>26943205 goes >>26941760 (You) >>not willy petering him I Anonymnus 08/19/15(Werd) 18-08-07 No 26941987 20942040 File 398rx-Vietcona1353ling (65 KE, 398x599) wierd, to just straight up starting a cult. I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:18:40 No.26944417 White people 'is crazy. >>26944361 No really, im seriously concemed. He recently saved his shekles to buy an SKS, watches enemy at the gates over and over again, is learning russian, and digging a "bunker" next to our chicken coop. He shrieks bloody murder when I pull him outta the hole to take a shower. Its like /k/ in human form is living in a hole behind my house. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:54:55 No.26941834 File: 1360715981700.jpg (38 KB, 331x473) >implying /k/ isn't a cult >>26944382 Quite frankly, im blown away. This is the >>26941663 (OP) >>26941772 (You) that sounds hot Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:16:14 No.26944382 ► >>26944417 >>26944347 Don't act like you're not impressed. I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:56:37 No.26941855 >26941865 >>26941871 funniest s--- ive Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:23:03 No.26942173 2226942215 >>26942152 (You) Honestly, I have to laugh at the situation myself because its just so far out there to realize "I dont have to watch TLC to see this s---" Heartwarming story time. Get home from afganistan, see hes got new SKS (digging has stopped, its montana, grounds too frozen). Hes visibly depressed, just watches enemy at the gates on repeat and draws diagrams of bunkers (labled in russian) Get idea. ever read. >>26941663 (OP) >>26942124 NO U DIE GI U NUMBA 10 U DIE GI MORRAFUKKA Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:26:39 No.2694221E File: nam feel.gif (1.63 MB, 659x609) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:30:43 No.26944540 ► Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:24:45 No.26944476 2>26944683 File: 1314763229320.png (102 KB, 241x228) ITT: OP builds a r--- dungeon >>26944533 (You) remove eloi from the premises >mfw we literally started a cult Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:41:32 No.26942362 ► File: stephen-colbert-spit-take.jpg (67 KB, 610x405) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:05:33 No.26941949 >>26941979 >>26941985 File: DSC_0255.jpg (3.07 MB, 3840x2160) >>26942173 (You) of 7.62 round in bright red paint. >>26944467 Frankly tonight was inspirational. I learned something. Dont let your psycosis hold you back. Use it to fuel your dreams. Your twitchy muttering dreams. Dip tip "Hey buddy you know what this is?" "A bullet?" "Not just any bullet, its a special experimental round, high explosive" His eyes widen "FOR MY SKSI?" "yup, i stole it from a testing range just for you" "WERE GOING SHOOTING RAHT NEAOWI!" hes in his innawoods gear holding his rifle so fast I think he broke the light speed barrier to travel back in time so he could be ready quicker. Set up target painted on a box on a stump innawoods. Get back 200 yards. He shootboxlt explodes showering the forest with wood splinters. Hes shrieking with joy and running in happy circles. I'd packed the box with 10 pounds of tannerite. To this day the little guy thinks I stole an explosive round just for him. DA XI DA XI GO HOME G.I. dear god is someone capping this s---?? >>26941692 >No I'm just winging it, and going very slowly >>26941663 (OP) Posting from the underworld >>26941792 Unnecessary I'm pounding 2.5ft lengths of rebar into the soil every two feet in an arch Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:27:03 No.26944499 ► >26944515 >>26944521 >26944533 pattern starting halfway from the lowest point behind my 2x4 frame >>26941865 (You) I hope they send spetsnaz to make things interesting >>26944474 (You) Weve already discussed this. We steal building matierials from the sky seers, and have no need for thier money because we base our economy off of volume of dirt dug as Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:57:19 No.26941865 ► >26941949 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:11:46 No.26942720 >26942732 >>26941663 (OP) >You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, it turns him into a good boy >>26941855 measured by nagant ammo and sweet delicious salamanders. >>26944499 at this point it'd be a shame if he doesn't get into a police standoff once this is done. tunnel snakes rule >209419J (You) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:19:21 No.26942821 >26942843 >>26942852 >>26942874 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:29:56 No.26944533 we will be subterranean mongols. >>26942055 >>26942751 Now I live in northern Texas and my soil is literally just clay, its sticky as hell when wet and rock solid when dry. One major problem that I'm worried Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:05:51 No.26941953 >>26941976 >>26941987 >>26941996 >>26944499 this is /k/s destiny. >>26942013 >plinking >underground N----, you what he's going to wait till it rains, then put on black pajamas and crouch in three inches of muddy water with a nugget while eating balls of rice Enjoy your lead poisoning and tinnitus. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:18:04 No.26942115 >>26942137 >>26944000 (You) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:23:41 No.26942874 ► >>26942898 2>26943253 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:52:27 No.26943253 >26943275 >26943370 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:07:26 No.26941976 >>26942304 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:15:28 No.26942088 ► >26942115 holy f--- >>26942088 (You) I already know where I can dig... >>26942874 (You) When you meet you need to fight to the death in the tunnels >>26942821 >>26941953 (You) just to be clear this is totally ok and normal behavior, make no mistake i might do this now, this needs to become a meme, everyone should be start digging fighting tunnels across the USA >>26942065 krazy morlok /k/ult konfirmed. hey, i live in texas too, north of the metroplex. who else is thinking about where they could start digging RIGHT NOW? Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:46:52 No.26944000 >>26944019 >>26944122 maybe one day we'll be tunneling away, and break through into each others complex. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:24:56 No.26942898 >>2694293! >>26944533 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:09:29 No.26942013 >26942037 >>26942067 >>26942121 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:08:37 No.26942682 >>26942874 (You) North of Dallas m8 >>26943964 pledging? our currency must be measured in VOLUME OF DIRT DUG. >>26941979 It will be, the main chamber will be 10ft wide by 15- maybe 20ft long for plinking, but will only have a 4.5ft ceiling, the main chamber will be the hardest but I have lots of lumber and time. This makes me wanna go dig a hole. Right f------ now. molemen unite we'll start a new economic system where the only job is digging, and the amount that you dig is the amount you earn. you will dig 200 feet of tunnel for me in exchange for some nugget food, and i will dig 200 feet for you in exchange for salamanders. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:31:00 No.26942976 ► >>26942994 >>26943013 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:11:58 No.26942037 >>26942052 >>26942055 >>26942063 >>26942064 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:14:16 No.26942064 ► >>26942852 >>26942882 >>26942897 (You) >>26942907 Good, good.. I might make a fine moleman one day. I have plenty of property and its flat, so I'm sure that will come in handy, don't know if it will help with diverting water away though >>26942935 (You) Van Alstyne, I'm right above you >>26942013 >plinking >underground N----, you what? >>26942037 It actually is a great way to get noise levels down to the point where the neighbors don't notice. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:48:19 No.26944019 > >>26944000 (You) dub trips declares truth It's called the Fritzl effect. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:13:12 No.26942055 >>26942062 >>26942065 >>26942077 >>26942084 >>26942110 >>26942132 >>26942055 WORLD'S GREATEST h-------- this f------ thread is the funniest s--- i've seen on 4chan in months >>26942164 >>26942223 >>26942233 >>26942236 >>26942667 >>26943850 >>26943886 >/k/ - a magical place >>26942037 Not allowed to shoot on my property, the law says nothing about shooting under it LAWYER Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:35:33 No.26943047 Diabeetus Jim 13ZPcueuDcQ 08/19/15(Wed)19:16:21 No.26942778 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:17:50 No.26942110 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:32:24 No.26942994 >26943047 >>26942994 (You) This could end up to be a s------- version of Metro 2033 >>26942124 Dude l'd f----- join 'im, autism or not. Do you not think digging big ass holes is fun? >>26942976 h--------, i could walk to your house. >>26942055 They're going to need to invent new laws exclusively for you once you're caught or need emergency extrication if you're still even alive after it falls in on you. Godspeed, you insane retard. Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/- we're definitely going to wind up fighting a territory war in the underworld once one of our tunnels break through Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:18:59 No.26942813 morlo/k/s ! today ! we take back the underworld! Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:52:27 No.26943253 >>26943275 >>26943370 Moleman !N49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)18:52:39 No.26942479 >>26942505 >>26942517 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:00:29 No.26943370 >26943409 >>26943465 >>26943649 >>26943098 Pic related, caught these two today >>26942874 (You) When you meet you need to fight to the death in the tunnels >>26943064 Mine fills with salamanders >>26943253 indeed >>26942437 I also plan on using my tunnel/bunker fir extreme airsoft, but it's hard go find people that are okay with being shot at by potato guns or have homemade flashbangs thrown at them or shot at with mortar fireworks. Airsoft escalated really quickly with me and my friends, had to stop for a while it was getting too real, one point we considered making simunition rounds but abandoned that idea cause it's not crazy enough to work i dunno. Worship nagants or something. and its only appropriate that its done with slam-bang improvised pipe shotguns shooting dragons-breath style napalm rounds >>HOLING UP: The dangerous new trend that teens are aettina involved in! toniaht at 9. what are the sians that YOUR child might be digging dangerous assault holes? Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:02:38 No.26943409 > He has been.. taken care of. He belongs to the salamanders now. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:10:01 No.26942702 >26942729 >>26942746 >>26942758 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:08:08 No.26944274 >>26944321 >>26943370 (You) >>tonight on cnn, Tunnel Fights, are your children digging tunnels to hide clandestine fight clubs? More after this break. >>26944225 >>/k/ versus the fire department >>26944225 >gubbiment keepin' them diggas down I have never laughed so hard on 4chan. We are making history gentlemen. this oughta be good This is our chance to start over again, /k/. F--- surface life, lets all just wing it and slowly dig our own Vietcong tunnel city paradise and protect it from the evils of the top dwelling beasts Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:21:36 No.26943649 >>26943681 >>26943686>>26943784 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:32:10 No.26943784 >26943800 >>26943370 (You) >crawling around in the dark tunnel with no light >bread bag filled with salamanders to provide nutrition to the underground man >hears shuffling in the pitch black >no need for light since we were born into the dark and molded by it >both /k/ommandos are alerted to each others presence >improvised slam sticks with dragons breath shells attached to the end of a sharpened stick >slowly initiate mole people /k/ombat ritual >heavy grunting and howling signifies a territorial dispute >/k/ommandos start slapping the dirt walls and tempt the nugget gods as to whether the tunnels integrity will hold >if walls hold then each will know they have the blessings of the nugget gods and commence to wildly stab into the darkness with bang sticks >fiery death will asunder the children of dirt, and charred flesh will be the hallmark of a ritualized battle that only the mole people will know. >>26943649 Unnaground: Rise of the /k/ave men. Moleman !IN4gGF77dRzD 08/19/15(Wed)19:10:06 No.26942703 >>26942723 >>26942611 I dug another s------- tunnel a year ago and I tried blowing it up with a pipe bomb, didn't do anything but make the ceiling higher Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:24:33 No.26943686 ► Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:12:22 No.26942729 >>26942789 >>26943649 i'm laughing so hard i've gone retarded >>26942702 i'm feeling it brother. CAST ASIDE YOUR INNAWOODS >>someday in 2000 years afteer WWIII and civilization is piecing together history, 'hell' will just be known as "/k/" where "monsters" dwelled during a time of "great fire" FALSE GODS SKY SEER, BECOME A CHILD OF THE DIRT WITH US Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:17:02 No.26942789 > >>26942848 >>26942863 IN THE CATACOMB TEMPLES OF THE UNNAGROUND!! >>26942729 (You) >we heard stories of a vast underground tunnel system made before the war by some gun nuts. Heard they went down there to avoid us "sun-backs" or "surface savages". Sounds crazy to me. Moleman !IN49GF77 RZD 08/19/15(Wed)20:42:59 No.26943947 >>26943956 >>26943962 >>26943977 >>26944076 >>26944083 >>26944467 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:47:14 No.26943196 ► >>26943212 >>26943223 >>26943230 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:00:12 No.26943364 >>26943425 Might not make a thread tomorrow, I have to go to a drug prevention class at my local youth centre to f--- with the coke heads there and troll the guy giving the class, Last time I made him think I did >>26943223 over time some unkno >decades pass and his pallid grey skin hangs loosely off of his emaciated frame >on the day that emperor hillary declares guns to be illegal the earth quakes >a leathery grey arm, once human, now tipped with spadelike claws burst from the ground >he emerges, howling, bringing madness to all who hear him sthe outsiders have >he knows what he must do for his once bretheren on /k/ >opening all of his mouths, eyes, howling agony from his searing retinas he sings the song that ends the world >finally bringing >>26943162 >>sustainable contained habitat based on geckos and a single man eating each others s--- and piss.. this is the fate of the vaunted subterranean gecko ranching molemen black tar herion compou in the salamanders he consumed began to. change him. I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:43:58 No.26943956 > >>26943984 >>26943947 god dammit, dude Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:49:58 No.26943223 >>26943364 truly now i have seen the darkness. I repent of my surface dwelling ways, and will purify my heart through the eternal digging. someday i will be worthy to go unnaground and turn my back on the sun forever. >>26943947 You're f------ crazy, dude. >>26943947 >>26943196 (You) >>he slowly tunnels under the town, occaisonally surfacing only on moonless nights to kidnap children for food, and women to be his wives. you're the hero of /k/ You're my f------ hero. >>a group of terrorists have taken hostages, demanding the delivery of a museum piece made of thousands of guns smashed into a cube. foxnews is live on scene, and it appears they are armed with antiquated weapons and improvised explosives. spoken Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:55:21 No.26944122 Jesus Christ once our underground cities begin connecting with each other, we'll need rails and railcars anyways. about the Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:33:21 No.26943801 This is the way it must be komrades >this is the birth of man/k/ind Then the /k/ survivors make him thier god, and, i dunno. Worship nagants or something. >>26944000 (You) Im now going to be seriously awaiting the day that the next ATF siege is on a crudely dug underground complex. >shots are whipping back and forth between ATF agents and what appear to be piles of dirt >cut to news shot Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:27:49 No.26943724 >>26943740 >>26943747 >>26943769 >>26943785 >>26943801 File: 1416442359195.jpg (3 KB, 250x186) >>26943724 GO AWAY SKY SEER, WERE STARTING A CULT. is this n---- seriously building his own tunnel system? The tunnel will decide who will live and it will decide who will die >>26943724 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:10:46 No.26944308 -----HE innawood and unnaground. >not preparing to go innground >>26944246 // UNNAGROUND whoa step up n---- Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:28:50 No.26943740 The government reluctantly sanctions our presence because we disrupt cartel operations and sow chaos and create low morale in their ranks. will they fight? will the have an uneasy truce? will they both eventually control the entirety of their respective realms? only time will tell. its rumored that the /k/ubes temple is being heavily fortified by the innawoodsers, and the unnagrounders are massing forces below >>26943724 are you not? >>news commentator: I-I dont know whats happening here... UNDERGROUND NUGGETFEST WHEN They give us shovels, picks, and lumber in return for captured drugs. The mole man has no need for sunback drugs, we do fine with our salamander-extracted hallucinogens and shrooms. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:33:09 No.26943795 ► >today some sort of cult opened fire on an ATF SWAT team and... Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:29:27 No.26943747 >>26943767 Hey, Moleman, are you planning to build a shrine to the /k/ube unnaground? >>26943724 more importantly, he's inspired at least ten of us to do the same. Where the f--- are all those people coming from? Where the hell does that hole lead? AMAGICAL PLACE Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:05:14 No.26944246 ► >26944263 >>26944308 >OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT >pale emaciated excrement caked forms wearing nothing but welding goggles burst from the dirt >they are shrieking "DEATH TO THE SKY SEERS"I! > they are brandishing mosin nagants decorated aboriginally with salamander bones >one by one shrieking ATF agents are dragged into hidden tunnel entrances and each of us must inspire ten more. and so on... until we can secede from the union >>26944222 The dark cannot exist without the light brother. Also, since all of us are obviously the founders of this new society I move that we declare war on the cartel tunneling under the border. Those false sheppard are violating our soil and must be stopped. (Imagine the ATE, FBI, and border patrol discovering a subterranean war between us and the cartels) inonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:03:21 No.26944893 2>26944926 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:50:57 No.26944751 >>26944771 >>26944775 >>26944801 >>pistol hands It's been an honor to be in this thread to witness the birth of unnaground >>26944728 (You) The innawoodsers will provide us with wood for supports, and the we shall give them metals for building more nuggets. >>26944728 (You) >not coexisting peacefully >not living. >UNNAWOODS Anonym ous 08/19/15(Wed)20:13:3E INNAWOODS Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)21:02:17 No.26944222 >>26944246 >>26943551 >>26944191 Also, we hate sky seers, but we ironically worship the sun, cause well it's that or islam. But unlike most sun worshippers we don't fear the dark I DIG I DIE I DIG AGAIN I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:17:08 No.26943587 >>26943662 >>26943557 (You) TO VAHALLA, MUSTY AND DAMP! INNAWOODS IS FOR P------ >a howling savage burst in frame savagely bayonetting the news man Skyfag pls go Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:52:24 No.26944771 Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)20:02:05 No.26943400 >>26943447 >>26943943 >the camera drops, you only see a terrified weeping >>26943363 Probably, i work till 4, and the girlfriend doesn't like me digging cause it's dangerous cameraman >>26944751 >howlingogglessavages are boiling out of the ground around him Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:04:55 No.26943447 >26943506 >>26943639 The Unnawoods Accords >>26943400 >>26943400 f--- your girlfriend, this is your holefu we're talking about. >>the shot cuts to static >>his girlfriend standing there with her hands balled up on her mouth silently crying as she watches dirt fiy out of the hole TIRED OF LIFE INNAWOODS? Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:05:57 No.26943466 ► >26943491 >26943499 >>26943401 Moleman !!N49GF77DRZB/15(Wed)20:09:0 No.26943506 >>26943526 >>somewhere, an NSA agent is going from very confused to very concerned >>26943447 (You) I will f--- my gf in the tunnel. Make mole babies, raise them underground so they become sensitive to light, only so they are ready for the days of darkness when hellfire decends on earth blocking out the sun for generations, only then will my children reclaim the surface. That or l'l just ignore her and go dig >>26943401 >>unnaground is the new innawoods nonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:20:52 No.26943639 >>26946184 UNNAGROUND AK/BELONGS UNNAGROUND >implying the tunnel won't be haunted with the souls of the /k/ommandos who died creating it >>26943447 (You) Somebody at the NSA just called all thier buddies to get over here and see this. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:07:44 No.26943491 >yfw sunback skyfags start babbling about "muh clean air, muh safety. m-muh sunlight" >>26943466 (You) itshappening.gif AS ABOVE SO BELOW THERES PLENTY OF ROOM UNNAGROUND! Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:45:38 No.26945280 ► >>26945294 >>26945236 in the beginning, we will all be unnaground alone, as we begin this great work. mafip.com you dont get to bring but first two mole men will breach into each others tunnels.. and they will sit there for a moment regarding each other, and the gravity of the moment. and they won't say anything, they'll just know. they'll both put down their pickaxe for the day, and go to their temporary surface-dwelling. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:08:18 No.26943499 >>26943526 and they'll log on to /k/, and we will all rejoice when we learn that phase Il has begun. >>26943466 (You) Unnaground. Seriously. It could be the new thing. We are now the autists on the internet obsessed with guns and digging holes. "HE DOESN'T DIG AND DIE AND DIG AGAIN" sky seers Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:21:25 No.26945057 >>26945096 >>26945044 I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:43:19 No.26945264 File: 1421262845079.jpg (5 KB, 250x243) come to texas /k/ truly IS a magical place. Anonymous 08/20/15(Thu)01:33:40 No.26946314 >>26946395 the unnaground hive is forming here. >>26945084 >pushing the innatunnel meme this hard we're preparing to conquer dallas and turn it into a post apocalyptic wasteland in which we can hunt at night. I went from confused to amused to committed by the end of this thread. Innaground. When you're innaground you're innaground, but not always innatunnel. there's always room for one more unnaground Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:25:36 No.26945096 ► >26945104 >>26945109 >>26945057 (You) But what do we do when Dallas runs out of supplies to raid? we're going to have to invent new tactics with which to fight the sky seers, since they have the high ground. >>26945067 Brother, we still have a hard battle to fight gaining the innawoodsians trust and conquering texas from the sky seers and sun backs (im declaring sun backs to mean black people from now on btw). Denominational differences must be put aside for now. we'll have to rely on many, many widely spaced entrances, and a labyrinthine, terrifying under-realm of winding tunnel mazes that we know by heart but which SWAT teams enter and never return. >>26945307 (You) High ground means nothing. We dig underneath and bring the high ground down low. These are the Unnaground Molemen of /k/. This is the thread that started it alI. we can't fight amongst ourselves, we must be strong against the sky seers.and maintain our balance of power with the innawoodsians. >>26945319 that's right. >>26945096 Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)22:26:58 No.26945109 >>26945131 >>26945096 We take over the network of train tunnels that link various military bases across the us. Supposedly bv then we'll have tunneled to witchita unnaground, WE make the landscape. we fight on OUR terms and nobody else's. This is how we defeat the import bans. We tunnel under the oceans, into every country, and then the ATF can't ban s---. >>26945109 We already believe that we can launch a sub terranian invasion of the US, that considered its not a stretch that underground military train tunnels exist >>26945319 INTERNATIONAL RAIFUS FOR ALL! yes, we must fight in our ground, in our house. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:34:49 No.26945187 2>26945195 >26945212 Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)22:31:38 No.26945146 >26945162 >>26945187 >>26945201 still, i worry in the early phases of smaller, simpler tunnels, of the sky seers simply shooting tear gas canisters down our holes. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:02:14 No.26945408 >>26945131 Apparently these go across America and use the fastest maglev trains there is, and that it was dug using some nuclear tunnelling thing that just melts it's way through rock. Crazy stuff >>26945146 we MUST obtain this device. Their story has only just begun.... >>26945359 >>26945146 I. look into that. Sounds like something we could commandeer to great effect. anybody caught doing a vice documentary on the unnagroundians must be fed to the lizards. sky seers are not unnagroundsians and thus it is not cannibalism. Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)22:36:23 No.26945195 >26945208 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22: 38:15 No.26945212 >>26945230 >>26945236 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:56:45 No.26945359 >26945408 >>26945383 >>26945376 >>26945187 (You) Yes, mole people can not dig through bedrock on their own. >>26945187 (You) >small earthquakes in LA for weeks. >nothing new there, nobody worries >a strange machine burrows its way through a wall of a subway tunnel >tens of thousands of innaground /k/ommandos spill forth >the city belongs to the unnaground now Reply to this post >>26945334 (You) So serious question? Do unnagroundians commit cannibalism sunback outsider) Cuz we could totally just eat the journalists ourselves. i think the solution is quite simple. And that is our story so far, for this last image is we produce tear gas and learn to get violently high on it. our future. To restore the Tunneler, to grind the /k/: A Magical Place great tunnels with nuclear power, raining high- >>26945334 (You) we stock up on gas masks and learn to breathe the toxic air. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:09:54 No.269454 File: 177868-helghast.jpg (9 KB, 290x290) (New proposal, a /k/ommando under ground is innaground, all the /k/ommandos beneath the earth collectively are the unnaground) jexplosive ordnance upon ignorant sky seers - >>26945376 MFW we become this. this is our destiny! I'm pleased that you listened Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:42:43 No.26945256 nonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:58:43 No.26945383 >26945408 to the entire story! Perhaps there are details >>26945231 And I mean we can use the threat of breaching the reactor as our nuclear deterrent until we dig into some silos and steal a few of our own. >>26945334 (You) you'd like to know more about? Let me know." >implying a real unnagroundian's lungs aren't calloused enough from constant exposure to methane to breath tear gas with ease. We need to dig a tunnel into Canada and steal the Cube from the Prince of Wales armory and move it to the hive city in north Texas. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:05:50 No.26945432 >>26945450 >>26945525 File: RedMan.jpg (11 KB, 194x259) >>26945838 Use nuclear tunneling machine to honeycomb the rockies, turning each mountain into a city. I propose that we hold the world's minerals and utilities hostage until all firearms and weaponry based restrictions are lifted >mfw this thread has 530+ replies >mfw this thread has 131+ unique posters >mfw this thread is about some Anon digging a tunnel in his back yard. People in California will cease to fear earthquakes but will begin to fear what may dwell beneath the surface Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:07:17 No.26945443 >26945455 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:23:47 No.26945554 >>26945578 >>26945329 The unnawood accords seal the innawoodsians as our allies. So we force our enemy to fight on two fronts. A conventional land war where the very ground the enemy stands on cannot be trusted due to the revolutionary new unnagroundsian fighting tactics. >>26945455 (You) The unnagroundsian declaration of independence We hold these truths to be self evident that NOT all men are created equal. Some are sky seer f------ who in thier arrogance utilize thier supposearroganceo restrict a /k/ommandos access to the cooles full auto weaponry. They impose bans on that which allows the poor, autistic, impoverished /k/ommando to stand his ground and be equal to the politician. We, finding these sanctions to be unbearable and thus reject your so called social standards. Today you laugh at us as we dig our tunnels and shriek at the sunlight, but tomorrow it will be you who shrieks at the darkness as you are dragged screaming into our underground realm. We refuse progress and prefer to live as excrement covered degenerates hidden from the sun. We are the embodiment of the age old addage "tis better to rule in hell than serve in heaven." We are /k/ommandos. We are unnagroundsians. We. Are. Coming. Feel the earth tremble and let your body shake in kind sunback, your reign of oppression draws near. With our innawoodsian allies we shall prevail. Anonymous 08/20/15(Thu)01:46:34 No.26946395 >>26946314 m gonna go to bed. Sleep tight in your coziest tunnel /k/ommandos. Everyone needs to remember to post unnaground threads tomorrow. This s--- is fun and we cant let its die off. The tunnels to dallas still need dug, our nuclear tunneling machine has yet to be liberated, and the /k/ube is still to be freed from the evil forces of our nemisis, the ATF.
File: DSC_0250.jpg (1.79 MB, 3840x2160) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:39:34 No.26941663 E > Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:49:09 No.26944034 >>26944050 >>26944053 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:52:45 No.26941815 >26942050 >>26941680 >>26941692 >>26941702 >>26941714 >>26941718 >>26941725 >>26944058 2>26944061 >/k/ - a magical place >>26941750 >>26941804 >>26941855 >>26941949 >>26941995 >>26942153 i used to dig holes as a kid. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:58:28 No.26944165 >>26944179 >>26944189 >>26944191 Guys, what are we going to do with all the dirt we excavate from our unnaground city? >>26942210 >>26942358 >>26942401 >>26942720 >>26942847 >>26942893 >>26943320 >>26943689 >>26943698 >>26945221 this is what happens when you don't stop digging holes i guess. C-can i come to your underground tunnel? Rate my Vietcong tunnel in progress, I'm about 8ft down at the lowest point, need to got another 6ft down at a gradual slope Dirt Maginot Line, anyone? Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:51:01 No.26944061 ► Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:59:38 No.26944179 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:12:45 No.26942050 >26942063 >26942142 >>26942515 >>26942816 >>26943361 >26944990 File: 391200 2514750865415 6535(.)jpg (40 KB, 318x426) >>26944165 sure. Anonymous >>26944034 We will use it to build tunnels up to the sky so that we may rule the skies 08/19/15(Wed)21:36:03 No.26944599 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:40:29 No.26941674 >>26941815 (You) Is. is my little brother going to turn into you? Im seriously concerned, he got diagnosed with autism a few years ago and now he wont stop digging. renounce your sky-seer ways and then totally yeah you can come and chill Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:42:26 No.26941692 >>26941709 >>26941724 >>26941882 >>26941891 >>26942362 >>26942834 >>26943249 File: DSC 0252.jpg (3.38 MB, 3840x2160) >>26941692 >>26941714 tunnels. but ur gon dig. >>26944063 This is the way it must be komrades Suicide/10. Rete my Vietcong tume in pogress Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:51:09 No.26944063 >>26944374 >>26944599 >>26941663 (OP) better picture hopefully >>26941674 No I'm just winging it, and going very slowly Seriously though, have you actually done the calculations for this? " life in the tunnels was difficult. Air, food and water were scarce and the tu poisonous centipedes, scorpions, spiders and vermin. Most of the time, gu the tunnels working or resting and come out only at night to scavenge for s engage the enemy in battle. Sometimes, during periods of heavy bombing they would be forced to remain underground for many days at a time. Sickness was rampant amuny uie people living in the tunnels, especially malaria, which was the second largest cause of death next to battle wounds. Almost everyone had intestinal parasites of significance. Only about 6,000 of the 16,000 cadres who fought in the tunnels survived the war. The tunnel will decide who will live and it will I'm seriously interested. I want one of these. decide who will die Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:41:38 No.26941680 ► File: its true png (183 KB, 500x347) >>26942124 dude, he could have been gay or t----- or something. its really kinda awesome. just humble yourself and join him. imagine the concern of your parents. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:21:03 No.26942150 >>26941674 No I'm just winging it, and going very slowly >>26942137 (You) no, it isn't a good idea i'm telling you, americans digging holes and shrieking at anyone that tries to enter is the next big thing. Nope, Can't possibly see /k/ommandos making an underground tunnel system going wrong in any way. >>26942124 your brother is /k/ he's going places not necessarily respectable places but places Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:39:12 No.26943097 >This thread is now Tunnel Digging/Mole People general "Tonight on New 4: Middle aged man found buried alive in backyard of parents' home" Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:00:03 No.26941891 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:18:47 No.26942124 >>26942144 >>26942150 >>26942152 >>26942157 >>26942162 >>26942163 >>26942173 >>26942184 >>26942309 >>26942330 >>26942530 >>26942778 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:13:40 No.26944347 File: 1438241144260.gif (2 MB, 371x331) >>26944361 >>26944382 >>26941692 >No I'm just winging it hope you arnt afraid of being buried alive. File: 376832_2514733664985_2284(.)jpg (42 KB, 320x426) I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:48:36 No.26941760 > >>26941772 >>26942063 (You) No really, im seriously concerned. He recently saved his shekles to buy an SKS, watches enemy at the gates over and over again, is learning russian, and digging a "bunker" next to our chicken coop. He shrieks bloody murder when I pull him outta the hole to take a shower. Its like /k/ in human form is living in a hole behind my house. >>26944347 >implying average /k/ isn't just being weird and starting cults if you don't make a punji spike pit, i will personally find you and r--- you. Digging holes is an american pass time. Mfw I started reading this thread and it from average /k/, to Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:49:36 No.26941772 >>26941834 >>26942234 >>26943205 goes >>26941760 (You) >>not willy petering him I Anonymnus 08/19/15(Werd) 18-08-07 No 26941987 20942040 File 398rx-Vietcona1353ling (65 KE, 398x599) wierd, to just straight up starting a cult. I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:18:40 No.26944417 White people 'is crazy. >>26944361 No really, im seriously concemed. He recently saved his shekles to buy an SKS, watches enemy at the gates over and over again, is learning russian, and digging a "bunker" next to our chicken coop. He shrieks bloody murder when I pull him outta the hole to take a shower. Its like /k/ in human form is living in a hole behind my house. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:54:55 No.26941834 File: 1360715981700.jpg (38 KB, 331x473) >implying /k/ isn't a cult >>26944382 Quite frankly, im blown away. This is the >>26941663 (OP) >>26941772 (You) that sounds hot Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:16:14 No.26944382 ► >>26944417 >>26944347 Don't act like you're not impressed. I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:56:37 No.26941855 >26941865 >>26941871 funniest s--- ive Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:23:03 No.26942173 2226942215 >>26942152 (You) Honestly, I have to laugh at the situation myself because its just so far out there to realize "I dont have to watch TLC to see this s---" Heartwarming story time. Get home from afganistan, see hes got new SKS (digging has stopped, its montana, grounds too frozen). Hes visibly depressed, just watches enemy at the gates on repeat and draws diagrams of bunkers (labled in russian) Get idea. ever read. >>26941663 (OP) >>26942124 NO U DIE GI U NUMBA 10 U DIE GI MORRAFUKKA Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:26:39 No.2694221E File: nam feel.gif (1.63 MB, 659x609) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:30:43 No.26944540 ► Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:24:45 No.26944476 2>26944683 File: 1314763229320.png (102 KB, 241x228) ITT: OP builds a r--- dungeon >>26944533 (You) remove eloi from the premises >mfw we literally started a cult Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:41:32 No.26942362 ► File: stephen-colbert-spit-take.jpg (67 KB, 610x405) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:05:33 No.26941949 >>26941979 >>26941985 File: DSC_0255.jpg (3.07 MB, 3840x2160) >>26942173 (You) of 7.62 round in bright red paint. >>26944467 Frankly tonight was inspirational. I learned something. Dont let your psycosis hold you back. Use it to fuel your dreams. Your twitchy muttering dreams. Dip tip "Hey buddy you know what this is?" "A bullet?" "Not just any bullet, its a special experimental round, high explosive" His eyes widen "FOR MY SKSI?" "yup, i stole it from a testing range just for you" "WERE GOING SHOOTING RAHT NEAOWI!" hes in his innawoods gear holding his rifle so fast I think he broke the light speed barrier to travel back in time so he could be ready quicker. Set up target painted on a box on a stump innawoods. Get back 200 yards. He shootboxlt explodes showering the forest with wood splinters. Hes shrieking with joy and running in happy circles. I'd packed the box with 10 pounds of tannerite. To this day the little guy thinks I stole an explosive round just for him. DA XI DA XI GO HOME G.I. dear god is someone capping this s---?? >>26941692 >No I'm just winging it, and going very slowly >>26941663 (OP) Posting from the underworld >>26941792 Unnecessary I'm pounding 2.5ft lengths of rebar into the soil every two feet in an arch Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:27:03 No.26944499 ► >26944515 >>26944521 >26944533 pattern starting halfway from the lowest point behind my 2x4 frame >>26941865 (You) I hope they send spetsnaz to make things interesting >>26944474 (You) Weve already discussed this. We steal building matierials from the sky seers, and have no need for thier money because we base our economy off of volume of dirt dug as Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:57:19 No.26941865 ► >26941949 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:11:46 No.26942720 >26942732 >>26941663 (OP) >You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, it turns him into a good boy >>26941855 measured by nagant ammo and sweet delicious salamanders. >>26944499 at this point it'd be a shame if he doesn't get into a police standoff once this is done. tunnel snakes rule >209419J (You) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:19:21 No.26942821 >26942843 >>26942852 >>26942874 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:29:56 No.26944533 we will be subterranean mongols. >>26942055 >>26942751 Now I live in northern Texas and my soil is literally just clay, its sticky as hell when wet and rock solid when dry. One major problem that I'm worried Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:05:51 No.26941953 >>26941976 >>26941987 >>26941996 >>26944499 this is /k/s destiny. >>26942013 >plinking >underground N----, you what he's going to wait till it rains, then put on black pajamas and crouch in three inches of muddy water with a nugget while eating balls of rice Enjoy your lead poisoning and tinnitus. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:18:04 No.26942115 >>26942137 >>26944000 (You) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:23:41 No.26942874 ► >>26942898 2>26943253 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:52:27 No.26943253 >26943275 >26943370 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:07:26 No.26941976 >>26942304 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:15:28 No.26942088 ► >26942115 holy f--- >>26942088 (You) I already know where I can dig... >>26942874 (You) When you meet you need to fight to the death in the tunnels >>26942821 >>26941953 (You) just to be clear this is totally ok and normal behavior, make no mistake i might do this now, this needs to become a meme, everyone should be start digging fighting tunnels across the USA >>26942065 krazy morlok /k/ult konfirmed. hey, i live in texas too, north of the metroplex. who else is thinking about where they could start digging RIGHT NOW? Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:46:52 No.26944000 >>26944019 >>26944122 maybe one day we'll be tunneling away, and break through into each others complex. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:24:56 No.26942898 >>2694293! >>26944533 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:09:29 No.26942013 >26942037 >>26942067 >>26942121 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:08:37 No.26942682 >>26942874 (You) North of Dallas m8 >>26943964 pledging? our currency must be measured in VOLUME OF DIRT DUG. >>26941979 It will be, the main chamber will be 10ft wide by 15- maybe 20ft long for plinking, but will only have a 4.5ft ceiling, the main chamber will be the hardest but I have lots of lumber and time. This makes me wanna go dig a hole. Right f------ now. molemen unite we'll start a new economic system where the only job is digging, and the amount that you dig is the amount you earn. you will dig 200 feet of tunnel for me in exchange for some nugget food, and i will dig 200 feet for you in exchange for salamanders. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:31:00 No.26942976 ► >>26942994 >>26943013 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:11:58 No.26942037 >>26942052 >>26942055 >>26942063 >>26942064 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:14:16 No.26942064 ► >>26942852 >>26942882 >>26942897 (You) >>26942907 Good, good.. I might make a fine moleman one day. I have plenty of property and its flat, so I'm sure that will come in handy, don't know if it will help with diverting water away though >>26942935 (You) Van Alstyne, I'm right above you >>26942013 >plinking >underground N----, you what? >>26942037 It actually is a great way to get noise levels down to the point where the neighbors don't notice. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:48:19 No.26944019 > >>26944000 (You) dub trips declares truth It's called the Fritzl effect. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:13:12 No.26942055 >>26942062 >>26942065 >>26942077 >>26942084 >>26942110 >>26942132 >>26942055 WORLD'S GREATEST h-------- this f------ thread is the funniest s--- i've seen on 4chan in months >>26942164 >>26942223 >>26942233 >>26942236 >>26942667 >>26943850 >>26943886 >/k/ - a magical place >>26942037 Not allowed to shoot on my property, the law says nothing about shooting under it LAWYER Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:35:33 No.26943047 Diabeetus Jim 13ZPcueuDcQ 08/19/15(Wed)19:16:21 No.26942778 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:17:50 No.26942110 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:32:24 No.26942994 >26943047 >>26942994 (You) This could end up to be a s------- version of Metro 2033 >>26942124 Dude l'd f----- join 'im, autism or not. Do you not think digging big ass holes is fun? >>26942976 h--------, i could walk to your house. >>26942055 They're going to need to invent new laws exclusively for you once you're caught or need emergency extrication if you're still even alive after it falls in on you. Godspeed, you insane retard. Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/- we're definitely going to wind up fighting a territory war in the underworld once one of our tunnels break through Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:18:59 No.26942813 morlo/k/s ! today ! we take back the underworld! Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:52:27 No.26943253 >>26943275 >>26943370 Moleman !N49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)18:52:39 No.26942479 >>26942505 >>26942517 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:00:29 No.26943370 >26943409 >>26943465 >>26943649 >>26943098 Pic related, caught these two today >>26942874 (You) When you meet you need to fight to the death in the tunnels >>26943064 Mine fills with salamanders >>26943253 indeed >>26942437 I also plan on using my tunnel/bunker fir extreme airsoft, but it's hard go find people that are okay with being shot at by potato guns or have homemade flashbangs thrown at them or shot at with mortar fireworks. Airsoft escalated really quickly with me and my friends, had to stop for a while it was getting too real, one point we considered making simunition rounds but abandoned that idea cause it's not crazy enough to work i dunno. Worship nagants or something. and its only appropriate that its done with slam-bang improvised pipe shotguns shooting dragons-breath style napalm rounds >>HOLING UP: The dangerous new trend that teens are aettina involved in! toniaht at 9. what are the sians that YOUR child might be digging dangerous assault holes? Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:02:38 No.26943409 > He has been.. taken care of. He belongs to the salamanders now. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:10:01 No.26942702 >26942729 >>26942746 >>26942758 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:08:08 No.26944274 >>26944321 >>26943370 (You) >>tonight on cnn, Tunnel Fights, are your children digging tunnels to hide clandestine fight clubs? More after this break. >>26944225 >>/k/ versus the fire department >>26944225 >gubbiment keepin' them diggas down I have never laughed so hard on 4chan. We are making history gentlemen. this oughta be good This is our chance to start over again, /k/. F--- surface life, lets all just wing it and slowly dig our own Vietcong tunnel city paradise and protect it from the evils of the top dwelling beasts Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:21:36 No.26943649 >>26943681 >>26943686>>26943784 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:32:10 No.26943784 >26943800 >>26943370 (You) >crawling around in the dark tunnel with no light >bread bag filled with salamanders to provide nutrition to the underground man >hears shuffling in the pitch black >no need for light since we were born into the dark and molded by it >both /k/ommandos are alerted to each others presence >improvised slam sticks with dragons breath shells attached to the end of a sharpened stick >slowly initiate mole people /k/ombat ritual >heavy grunting and howling signifies a territorial dispute >/k/ommandos start slapping the dirt walls and tempt the nugget gods as to whether the tunnels integrity will hold >if walls hold then each will know they have the blessings of the nugget gods and commence to wildly stab into the darkness with bang sticks >fiery death will asunder the children of dirt, and charred flesh will be the hallmark of a ritualized battle that only the mole people will know. >>26943649 Unnaground: Rise of the /k/ave men. Moleman !IN4gGF77dRzD 08/19/15(Wed)19:10:06 No.26942703 >>26942723 >>26942611 I dug another s------- tunnel a year ago and I tried blowing it up with a pipe bomb, didn't do anything but make the ceiling higher Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:24:33 No.26943686 ► Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:12:22 No.26942729 >>26942789 >>26943649 i'm laughing so hard i've gone retarded >>26942702 i'm feeling it brother. CAST ASIDE YOUR INNAWOODS >>someday in 2000 years afteer WWIII and civilization is piecing together history, 'hell' will just be known as "/k/" where "monsters" dwelled during a time of "great fire" FALSE GODS SKY SEER, BECOME A CHILD OF THE DIRT WITH US Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:17:02 No.26942789 > >>26942848 >>26942863 IN THE CATACOMB TEMPLES OF THE UNNAGROUND!! >>26942729 (You) >we heard stories of a vast underground tunnel system made before the war by some gun nuts. Heard they went down there to avoid us "sun-backs" or "surface savages". Sounds crazy to me. Moleman !IN49GF77 RZD 08/19/15(Wed)20:42:59 No.26943947 >>26943956 >>26943962 >>26943977 >>26944076 >>26944083 >>26944467 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:47:14 No.26943196 ► >>26943212 >>26943223 >>26943230 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:00:12 No.26943364 >>26943425 Might not make a thread tomorrow, I have to go to a drug prevention class at my local youth centre to f--- with the coke heads there and troll the guy giving the class, Last time I made him think I did >>26943223 over time some unkno >decades pass and his pallid grey skin hangs loosely off of his emaciated frame >on the day that emperor hillary declares guns to be illegal the earth quakes >a leathery grey arm, once human, now tipped with spadelike claws burst from the ground >he emerges, howling, bringing madness to all who hear him sthe outsiders have >he knows what he must do for his once bretheren on /k/ >opening all of his mouths, eyes, howling agony from his searing retinas he sings the song that ends the world >finally bringing >>26943162 >>sustainable contained habitat based on geckos and a single man eating each others s--- and piss.. this is the fate of the vaunted subterranean gecko ranching molemen black tar herion compou in the salamanders he consumed began to. change him. I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:43:58 No.26943956 > >>26943984 >>26943947 god dammit, dude Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:49:58 No.26943223 >>26943364 truly now i have seen the darkness. I repent of my surface dwelling ways, and will purify my heart through the eternal digging. someday i will be worthy to go unnaground and turn my back on the sun forever. >>26943947 You're f------ crazy, dude. >>26943947 >>26943196 (You) >>he slowly tunnels under the town, occaisonally surfacing only on moonless nights to kidnap children for food, and women to be his wives. you're the hero of /k/ You're my f------ hero. >>a group of terrorists have taken hostages, demanding the delivery of a museum piece made of thousands of guns smashed into a cube. foxnews is live on scene, and it appears they are armed with antiquated weapons and improvised explosives. spoken Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:55:21 No.26944122 Jesus Christ once our underground cities begin connecting with each other, we'll need rails and railcars anyways. about the Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:33:21 No.26943801 This is the way it must be komrades >this is the birth of man/k/ind Then the /k/ survivors make him thier god, and, i dunno. Worship nagants or something. >>26944000 (You) Im now going to be seriously awaiting the day that the next ATF siege is on a crudely dug underground complex. >shots are whipping back and forth between ATF agents and what appear to be piles of dirt >cut to news shot Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:27:49 No.26943724 >>26943740 >>26943747 >>26943769 >>26943785 >>26943801 File: 1416442359195.jpg (3 KB, 250x186) >>26943724 GO AWAY SKY SEER, WERE STARTING A CULT. is this n---- seriously building his own tunnel system? The tunnel will decide who will live and it will decide who will die >>26943724 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:10:46 No.26944308 -----HE innawood and unnaground. >not preparing to go innground >>26944246 // UNNAGROUND whoa step up n---- Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:28:50 No.26943740 The government reluctantly sanctions our presence because we disrupt cartel operations and sow chaos and create low morale in their ranks. will they fight? will the have an uneasy truce? will they both eventually control the entirety of their respective realms? only time will tell. its rumored that the /k/ubes temple is being heavily fortified by the innawoodsers, and the unnagrounders are massing forces below >>26943724 are you not? >>news commentator: I-I dont know whats happening here... UNDERGROUND NUGGETFEST WHEN They give us shovels, picks, and lumber in return for captured drugs. The mole man has no need for sunback drugs, we do fine with our salamander-extracted hallucinogens and shrooms. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:33:09 No.26943795 ► >today some sort of cult opened fire on an ATF SWAT team and... Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:29:27 No.26943747 >>26943767 Hey, Moleman, are you planning to build a shrine to the /k/ube unnaground? >>26943724 more importantly, he's inspired at least ten of us to do the same. Where the f--- are all those people coming from? Where the hell does that hole lead? AMAGICAL PLACE Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:05:14 No.26944246 ► >26944263 >>26944308 >OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT >pale emaciated excrement caked forms wearing nothing but welding goggles burst from the dirt >they are shrieking "DEATH TO THE SKY SEERS"I! > they are brandishing mosin nagants decorated aboriginally with salamander bones >one by one shrieking ATF agents are dragged into hidden tunnel entrances and each of us must inspire ten more. and so on... until we can secede from the union >>26944222 The dark cannot exist without the light brother. Also, since all of us are obviously the founders of this new society I move that we declare war on the cartel tunneling under the border. Those false sheppard are violating our soil and must be stopped. (Imagine the ATE, FBI, and border patrol discovering a subterranean war between us and the cartels) inonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:03:21 No.26944893 2>26944926 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:50:57 No.26944751 >>26944771 >>26944775 >>26944801 >>pistol hands It's been an honor to be in this thread to witness the birth of unnaground >>26944728 (You) The innawoodsers will provide us with wood for supports, and the we shall give them metals for building more nuggets. >>26944728 (You) >not coexisting peacefully >not living. >UNNAWOODS Anonym ous 08/19/15(Wed)20:13:3E INNAWOODS Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)21:02:17 No.26944222 >>26944246 >>26943551 >>26944191 Also, we hate sky seers, but we ironically worship the sun, cause well it's that or islam. But unlike most sun worshippers we don't fear the dark I DIG I DIE I DIG AGAIN I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:17:08 No.26943587 >>26943662 >>26943557 (You) TO VAHALLA, MUSTY AND DAMP! INNAWOODS IS FOR P------ >a howling savage burst in frame savagely bayonetting the news man Skyfag pls go Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:52:24 No.26944771 Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)20:02:05 No.26943400 >>26943447 >>26943943 >the camera drops, you only see a terrified weeping >>26943363 Probably, i work till 4, and the girlfriend doesn't like me digging cause it's dangerous cameraman >>26944751 >howlingogglessavages are boiling out of the ground around him Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:04:55 No.26943447 >26943506 >>26943639 The Unnawoods Accords >>26943400 >>26943400 f--- your girlfriend, this is your holefu we're talking about. >>the shot cuts to static >>his girlfriend standing there with her hands balled up on her mouth silently crying as she watches dirt fiy out of the hole TIRED OF LIFE INNAWOODS? Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:05:57 No.26943466 ► >26943491 >26943499 >>26943401 Moleman !!N49GF77DRZB/15(Wed)20:09:0 No.26943506 >>26943526 >>somewhere, an NSA agent is going from very confused to very concerned >>26943447 (You) I will f--- my gf in the tunnel. Make mole babies, raise them underground so they become sensitive to light, only so they are ready for the days of darkness when hellfire decends on earth blocking out the sun for generations, only then will my children reclaim the surface. That or l'l just ignore her and go dig >>26943401 >>unnaground is the new innawoods nonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:20:52 No.26943639 >>26946184 UNNAGROUND AK/BELONGS UNNAGROUND >implying the tunnel won't be haunted with the souls of the /k/ommandos who died creating it >>26943447 (You) Somebody at the NSA just called all thier buddies to get over here and see this. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:07:44 No.26943491 >yfw sunback skyfags start babbling about "muh clean air, muh safety. m-muh sunlight" >>26943466 (You) itshappening.gif AS ABOVE SO BELOW THERES PLENTY OF ROOM UNNAGROUND! Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:45:38 No.26945280 ► >>26945294 >>26945236 in the beginning, we will all be unnaground alone, as we begin this great work. mafip.com you dont get to bring but first two mole men will breach into each others tunnels.. and they will sit there for a moment regarding each other, and the gravity of the moment. and they won't say anything, they'll just know. they'll both put down their pickaxe for the day, and go to their temporary surface-dwelling. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:08:18 No.26943499 >>26943526 and they'll log on to /k/, and we will all rejoice when we learn that phase Il has begun. >>26943466 (You) Unnaground. Seriously. It could be the new thing. We are now the autists on the internet obsessed with guns and digging holes. "HE DOESN'T DIG AND DIE AND DIG AGAIN" sky seers Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:21:25 No.26945057 >>26945096 >>26945044 I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:43:19 No.26945264 File: 1421262845079.jpg (5 KB, 250x243) come to texas /k/ truly IS a magical place. Anonymous 08/20/15(Thu)01:33:40 No.26946314 >>26946395 the unnaground hive is forming here. >>26945084 >pushing the innatunnel meme this hard we're preparing to conquer dallas and turn it into a post apocalyptic wasteland in which we can hunt at night. I went from confused to amused to committed by the end of this thread. Innaground. When you're innaground you're innaground, but not always innatunnel. there's always room for one more unnaground Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:25:36 No.26945096 ► >26945104 >>26945109 >>26945057 (You) But what do we do when Dallas runs out of supplies to raid? we're going to have to invent new tactics with which to fight the sky seers, since they have the high ground. >>26945067 Brother, we still have a hard battle to fight gaining the innawoodsians trust and conquering texas from the sky seers and sun backs (im declaring sun backs to mean black people from now on btw). Denominational differences must be put aside for now. we'll have to rely on many, many widely spaced entrances, and a labyrinthine, terrifying under-realm of winding tunnel mazes that we know by heart but which SWAT teams enter and never return. >>26945307 (You) High ground means nothing. We dig underneath and bring the high ground down low. These are the Unnaground Molemen of /k/. This is the thread that started it alI. we can't fight amongst ourselves, we must be strong against the sky seers.and maintain our balance of power with the innawoodsians. >>26945319 that's right. >>26945096 Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)22:26:58 No.26945109 >>26945131 >>26945096 We take over the network of train tunnels that link various military bases across the us. Supposedly bv then we'll have tunneled to witchita unnaground, WE make the landscape. we fight on OUR terms and nobody else's. This is how we defeat the import bans. We tunnel under the oceans, into every country, and then the ATF can't ban s---. >>26945109 We already believe that we can launch a sub terranian invasion of the US, that considered its not a stretch that underground military train tunnels exist >>26945319 INTERNATIONAL RAIFUS FOR ALL! yes, we must fight in our ground, in our house. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:34:49 No.26945187 2>26945195 >26945212 Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)22:31:38 No.26945146 >26945162 >>26945187 >>26945201 still, i worry in the early phases of smaller, simpler tunnels, of the sky seers simply shooting tear gas canisters down our holes. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:02:14 No.26945408 >>26945131 Apparently these go across America and use the fastest maglev trains there is, and that it was dug using some nuclear tunnelling thing that just melts it's way through rock. Crazy stuff >>26945146 we MUST obtain this device. Their story has only just begun.... >>26945359 >>26945146 I. look into that. Sounds like something we could commandeer to great effect. anybody caught doing a vice documentary on the unnagroundians must be fed to the lizards. sky seers are not unnagroundsians and thus it is not cannibalism. Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)22:36:23 No.26945195 >26945208 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22: 38:15 No.26945212 >>26945230 >>26945236 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:56:45 No.26945359 >26945408 >>26945383 >>26945376 >>26945187 (You) Yes, mole people can not dig through bedrock on their own. >>26945187 (You) >small earthquakes in LA for weeks. >nothing new there, nobody worries >a strange machine burrows its way through a wall of a subway tunnel >tens of thousands of innaground /k/ommandos spill forth >the city belongs to the unnaground now Reply to this post >>26945334 (You) So serious question? Do unnagroundians commit cannibalism sunback outsider) Cuz we could totally just eat the journalists ourselves. i think the solution is quite simple. And that is our story so far, for this last image is we produce tear gas and learn to get violently high on it. our future. To restore the Tunneler, to grind the /k/: A Magical Place great tunnels with nuclear power, raining high- >>26945334 (You) we stock up on gas masks and learn to breathe the toxic air. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:09:54 No.269454 File: 177868-helghast.jpg (9 KB, 290x290) (New proposal, a /k/ommando under ground is innaground, all the /k/ommandos beneath the earth collectively are the unnaground) jexplosive ordnance upon ignorant sky seers - >>26945376 MFW we become this. this is our destiny! I'm pleased that you listened Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:42:43 No.26945256 nonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:58:43 No.26945383 >26945408 to the entire story! Perhaps there are details >>26945231 And I mean we can use the threat of breaching the reactor as our nuclear deterrent until we dig into some silos and steal a few of our own. >>26945334 (You) you'd like to know more about? Let me know." >implying a real unnagroundian's lungs aren't calloused enough from constant exposure to methane to breath tear gas with ease. We need to dig a tunnel into Canada and steal the Cube from the Prince of Wales armory and move it to the hive city in north Texas. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:05:50 No.26945432 >>26945450 >>26945525 File: RedMan.jpg (11 KB, 194x259) >>26945838 Use nuclear tunneling machine to honeycomb the rockies, turning each mountain into a city. I propose that we hold the world's minerals and utilities hostage until all firearms and weaponry based restrictions are lifted >mfw this thread has 530+ replies >mfw this thread has 131+ unique posters >mfw this thread is about some Anon digging a tunnel in his back yard. People in California will cease to fear earthquakes but will begin to fear what may dwell beneath the surface Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:07:17 No.26945443 >26945455 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:23:47 No.26945554 >>26945578 >>26945329 The unnawood accords seal the innawoodsians as our allies. So we force our enemy to fight on two fronts. A conventional land war where the very ground the enemy stands on cannot be trusted due to the revolutionary new unnagroundsian fighting tactics. >>26945455 (You) The unnagroundsian declaration of independence We hold these truths to be self evident that NOT all men are created equal. Some are sky seer f------ who in thier arrogance utilize thier supposearroganceo restrict a /k/ommandos access to the cooles full auto weaponry. They impose bans on that which allows the poor, autistic, impoverished /k/ommando to stand his ground and be equal to the politician. We, finding these sanctions to be unbearable and thus reject your so called social standards. Today you laugh at us as we dig our tunnels and shriek at the sunlight, but tomorrow it will be you who shrieks at the darkness as you are dragged screaming into our underground realm. We refuse progress and prefer to live as excrement covered degenerates hidden from the sun. We are the embodiment of the age old addage "tis better to rule in hell than serve in heaven." We are /k/ommandos. We are unnagroundsians. We. Are. Coming. Feel the earth tremble and let your body shake in kind sunback, your reign of oppression draws near. With our innawoodsian allies we shall prevail. Anonymous 08/20/15(Thu)01:46:34 No.26946395 >>26946314 m gonna go to bed. Sleep tight in your coziest tunnel /k/ommandos. Everyone needs to remember to post unnaground threads tomorrow. This s--- is fun and we cant let its die off. The tunnels to dallas still need dug, our nuclear tunneling machine has yet to be liberated, and the /k/ube is still to be freed from the evil forces of our nemisis, the ATF.

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A /K/ommando reviews China's new rifle.

I Anonymous 04/05/20(Sun)15:29:01 No.44521906 • >>44521914 >44521948 >>44521960 >>44522088 >>44522176 >>44522860 >>44522973 >>44523060 >>44523736 >>44524218 >>44525638 >>44526456 >>44526544 >>44526679 >>44526713 >>44526734 >>44526753 >>44526823 >>44527103 >>44527170 File: new china gun.jpg (48 KB, 718x376) >>44517295 (OP) >Presentsing China new gun, Zhongbao Longdong Gongfeng QBZ300JX-11K an accurate and strong weapon for shooting in comfort and style too Inventive feature included: >dirigible solid metal construction with high implant silicone body >52 action safety with quick release n----- >160 inch solid chrome barrel with bullet lining >Carl Seizz lens with 0.5 x or 1x magnetication >9calibre ammunition in 556mm and 762mm shell too >500 round helical top drum clip magazine (10 round loading limit) with explosive amor ant rim galvanized >stripper clip feeding >telescoping body with recoil damaging >adjustable gas pleasure system >electronic zoom sight with iron lens >the hand cover of flesh >Pickaninny railings >gun rats mount friendly >milked retriever and stamps lower reciever >folding stock to the left or right or fall off >the handguard protect to 360 degrees bottom >comes in all color included black, and brown and camo types DP-M, ACLU, Felcktron, tigersrtip, italian vegetable >can scope of the high intesity infrared >E/translate weibo?error003g&server-congguo1/ ? >rear facing bayonet with sharpened poison feature too >scrape and bump retard >foreskin assistant >california compliment (not for sale in california or mexico) >advanced pistol grape with diamond cutting grip >advanced operating mechanism of long stroking shaft with direct impregnating system >feature three position firing safe, single shot, not safe >ATF compliant, yes, no >front accessory include option for angel grip, range finder, fleshlight, laser, bamhosk, camera, m203, fishing lure, rpg7, various addtion >includes strap (strap not included) >6 point harness system for shackle and tassle assembly >rubberized cheeks rest >WARNING PLAY UNDER THE INSPECT TO PROTECT THE BIG YES; owe your self the dream of owning your gun your way and enjoinying free to the fullest extenze with the power dream 300JX coolguy.
I Anonymous 04/05/20(Sun)15:29:01 No.44521906 • >>44521914 >44521948 >>44521960 >>44522088 >>44522176 >>44522860 >>44522973 >>44523060 >>44523736 >>44524218 >>44525638 >>44526456 >>44526544 >>44526679 >>44526713 >>44526734 >>44526753 >>44526823 >>44527103 >>44527170 File: new china gun.jpg (48 KB, 718x376) >>44517295 (OP) >Presentsing China new gun, Zhongbao Longdong Gongfeng QBZ300JX-11K an accurate and strong weapon for shooting in comfort and style too Inventive feature included: >dirigible solid metal construction with high implant silicone body >52 action safety with quick release n----- >160 inch solid chrome barrel with bullet lining >Carl Seizz lens with 0.5 x or 1x magnetication >9calibre ammunition in 556mm and 762mm shell too >500 round helical top drum clip magazine (10 round loading limit) with explosive amor ant rim galvanized >stripper clip feeding >telescoping body with recoil damaging >adjustable gas pleasure system >electronic zoom sight with iron lens >the hand cover of flesh >Pickaninny railings >gun rats mount friendly >milked retriever and stamps lower reciever >folding stock to the left or right or fall off >the handguard protect to 360 degrees bottom >comes in all color included black, and brown and camo types DP-M, ACLU, Felcktron, tigersrtip, italian vegetable >can scope of the high intesity infrared >E/translate weibo?error003g&server-congguo1/ ? >rear facing bayonet with sharpened poison feature too >scrape and bump retard >foreskin assistant >california compliment (not for sale in california or mexico) >advanced pistol grape with diamond cutting grip >advanced operating mechanism of long stroking shaft with direct impregnating system >feature three position firing safe, single shot, not safe >ATF compliant, yes, no >front accessory include option for angel grip, range finder, fleshlight, laser, bamhosk, camera, m203, fishing lure, rpg7, various addtion >includes strap (strap not included) >6 point harness system for shackle and tassle assembly >rubberized cheeks rest >WARNING PLAY UNDER THE INSPECT TO PROTECT THE BIG YES; owe your self the dream of owning your gun your way and enjoinying free to the fullest extenze with the power dream 300JX coolguy.

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