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File: DSC_0250.jpg (1.79 MB, 3840x2160) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:39:34 No.26941663 E > Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:49:09 No.26944034 >>26944050 >>26944053 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:52:45 No.26941815 >26942050 >>26941680 >>26941692 >>26941702 >>26941714 >>26941718 >>26941725 >>26944058 2>26944061 >/k/ - a magical place >>26941750 >>26941804 >>26941855 >>26941949 >>26941995 >>26942153 i used to dig holes as a kid. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:58:28 No.26944165 >>26944179 >>26944189 >>26944191 Guys, what are we going to do with all the dirt we excavate from our unnaground city? >>26942210 >>26942358 >>26942401 >>26942720 >>26942847 >>26942893 >>26943320 >>26943689 >>26943698 >>26945221 this is what happens when you don't stop digging holes i guess. C-can i come to your underground tunnel? Rate my Vietcong tunnel in progress, I'm about 8ft down at the lowest point, need to got another 6ft down at a gradual slope Dirt Maginot Line, anyone? Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:51:01 No.26944061 ► Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:59:38 No.26944179 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:12:45 No.26942050 >26942063 >26942142 >>26942515 >>26942816 >>26943361 >26944990 File: 391200 2514750865415 6535(.)jpg (40 KB, 318x426) >>26944165 sure. Anonymous >>26944034 We will use it to build tunnels up to the sky so that we may rule the skies 08/19/15(Wed)21:36:03 No.26944599 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:40:29 No.26941674 >>26941815 (You) Is. is my little brother going to turn into you? Im seriously concerned, he got diagnosed with autism a few years ago and now he wont stop digging. renounce your sky-seer ways and then totally yeah you can come and chill Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:42:26 No.26941692 >>26941709 >>26941724 >>26941882 >>26941891 >>26942362 >>26942834 >>26943249 File: DSC 0252.jpg (3.38 MB, 3840x2160) >>26941692 >>26941714 tunnels. but ur gon dig. >>26944063 This is the way it must be komrades Suicide/10. Rete my Vietcong tume in pogress Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:51:09 No.26944063 >>26944374 >>26944599 >>26941663 (OP) better picture hopefully >>26941674 No I'm just winging it, and going very slowly Seriously though, have you actually done the calculations for this? " life in the tunnels was difficult. Air, food and water were scarce and the tu poisonous centipedes, scorpions, spiders and vermin. Most of the time, gu the tunnels working or resting and come out only at night to scavenge for s engage the enemy in battle. Sometimes, during periods of heavy bombing they would be forced to remain underground for many days at a time. Sickness was rampant amuny uie people living in the tunnels, especially malaria, which was the second largest cause of death next to battle wounds. Almost everyone had intestinal parasites of significance. Only about 6,000 of the 16,000 cadres who fought in the tunnels survived the war. The tunnel will decide who will live and it will I'm seriously interested. I want one of these. decide who will die Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:41:38 No.26941680 ► File: its true png (183 KB, 500x347) >>26942124 dude, he could have been gay or t----- or something. its really kinda awesome. just humble yourself and join him. imagine the concern of your parents. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:21:03 No.26942150 >>26941674 No I'm just winging it, and going very slowly >>26942137 (You) no, it isn't a good idea i'm telling you, americans digging holes and shrieking at anyone that tries to enter is the next big thing. Nope, Can't possibly see /k/ommandos making an underground tunnel system going wrong in any way. >>26942124 your brother is /k/ he's going places not necessarily respectable places but places Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:39:12 No.26943097 >This thread is now Tunnel Digging/Mole People general "Tonight on New 4: Middle aged man found buried alive in backyard of parents' home" Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:00:03 No.26941891 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:18:47 No.26942124 >>26942144 >>26942150 >>26942152 >>26942157 >>26942162 >>26942163 >>26942173 >>26942184 >>26942309 >>26942330 >>26942530 >>26942778 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:13:40 No.26944347 File: 1438241144260.gif (2 MB, 371x331) >>26944361 >>26944382 >>26941692 >No I'm just winging it hope you arnt afraid of being buried alive. File: 376832_2514733664985_2284(.)jpg (42 KB, 320x426) I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:48:36 No.26941760 > >>26941772 >>26942063 (You) No really, im seriously concerned. He recently saved his shekles to buy an SKS, watches enemy at the gates over and over again, is learning russian, and digging a "bunker" next to our chicken coop. He shrieks bloody murder when I pull him outta the hole to take a shower. Its like /k/ in human form is living in a hole behind my house. >>26944347 >implying average /k/ isn't just being weird and starting cults if you don't make a punji spike pit, i will personally find you and r--- you. Digging holes is an american pass time. Mfw I started reading this thread and it from average /k/, to Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:49:36 No.26941772 >>26941834 >>26942234 >>26943205 goes >>26941760 (You) >>not willy petering him I Anonymnus 08/19/15(Werd) 18-08-07 No 26941987 20942040 File 398rx-Vietcona1353ling (65 KE, 398x599) wierd, to just straight up starting a cult. I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:18:40 No.26944417 White people 'is crazy. >>26944361 No really, im seriously concemed. He recently saved his shekles to buy an SKS, watches enemy at the gates over and over again, is learning russian, and digging a "bunker" next to our chicken coop. He shrieks bloody murder when I pull him outta the hole to take a shower. Its like /k/ in human form is living in a hole behind my house. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:54:55 No.26941834 File: 1360715981700.jpg (38 KB, 331x473) >implying /k/ isn't a cult >>26944382 Quite frankly, im blown away. This is the >>26941663 (OP) >>26941772 (You) that sounds hot Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:16:14 No.26944382 ► >>26944417 >>26944347 Don't act like you're not impressed. I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:56:37 No.26941855 >26941865 >>26941871 funniest s--- ive Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:23:03 No.26942173 2226942215 >>26942152 (You) Honestly, I have to laugh at the situation myself because its just so far out there to realize "I dont have to watch TLC to see this s---" Heartwarming story time. Get home from afganistan, see hes got new SKS (digging has stopped, its montana, grounds too frozen). Hes visibly depressed, just watches enemy at the gates on repeat and draws diagrams of bunkers (labled in russian) Get idea. ever read. >>26941663 (OP) >>26942124 NO U DIE GI U NUMBA 10 U DIE GI MORRAFUKKA Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:26:39 No.2694221E File: nam feel.gif (1.63 MB, 659x609) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:30:43 No.26944540 ► Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:24:45 No.26944476 2>26944683 File: 1314763229320.png (102 KB, 241x228) ITT: OP builds a r--- dungeon >>26944533 (You) remove eloi from the premises >mfw we literally started a cult Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:41:32 No.26942362 ► File: stephen-colbert-spit-take.jpg (67 KB, 610x405) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:05:33 No.26941949 >>26941979 >>26941985 File: DSC_0255.jpg (3.07 MB, 3840x2160) >>26942173 (You) of 7.62 round in bright red paint. >>26944467 Frankly tonight was inspirational. I learned something. Dont let your psycosis hold you back. Use it to fuel your dreams. Your twitchy muttering dreams. Dip tip "Hey buddy you know what this is?" "A bullet?" "Not just any bullet, its a special experimental round, high explosive" His eyes widen "FOR MY SKSI?" "yup, i stole it from a testing range just for you" "WERE GOING SHOOTING RAHT NEAOWI!" hes in his innawoods gear holding his rifle so fast I think he broke the light speed barrier to travel back in time so he could be ready quicker. Set up target painted on a box on a stump innawoods. Get back 200 yards. He shootboxlt explodes showering the forest with wood splinters. Hes shrieking with joy and running in happy circles. I'd packed the box with 10 pounds of tannerite. To this day the little guy thinks I stole an explosive round just for him. DA XI DA XI GO HOME G.I. dear god is someone capping this s---?? >>26941692 >No I'm just winging it, and going very slowly >>26941663 (OP) Posting from the underworld >>26941792 Unnecessary I'm pounding 2.5ft lengths of rebar into the soil every two feet in an arch Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:27:03 No.26944499 ► >26944515 >>26944521 >26944533 pattern starting halfway from the lowest point behind my 2x4 frame >>26941865 (You) I hope they send spetsnaz to make things interesting >>26944474 (You) Weve already discussed this. We steal building matierials from the sky seers, and have no need for thier money because we base our economy off of volume of dirt dug as Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)17:57:19 No.26941865 ► >26941949 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:11:46 No.26942720 >26942732 >>26941663 (OP) >You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, it turns him into a good boy >>26941855 measured by nagant ammo and sweet delicious salamanders. >>26944499 at this point it'd be a shame if he doesn't get into a police standoff once this is done. tunnel snakes rule >209419J (You) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:19:21 No.26942821 >26942843 >>26942852 >>26942874 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:29:56 No.26944533 we will be subterranean mongols. >>26942055 >>26942751 Now I live in northern Texas and my soil is literally just clay, its sticky as hell when wet and rock solid when dry. One major problem that I'm worried Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:05:51 No.26941953 >>26941976 >>26941987 >>26941996 >>26944499 this is /k/s destiny. >>26942013 >plinking >underground N----, you what he's going to wait till it rains, then put on black pajamas and crouch in three inches of muddy water with a nugget while eating balls of rice Enjoy your lead poisoning and tinnitus. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:18:04 No.26942115 >>26942137 >>26944000 (You) Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:23:41 No.26942874 ► >>26942898 2>26943253 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:52:27 No.26943253 >26943275 >26943370 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:07:26 No.26941976 >>26942304 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:15:28 No.26942088 ► >26942115 holy f--- >>26942088 (You) I already know where I can dig... >>26942874 (You) When you meet you need to fight to the death in the tunnels >>26942821 >>26941953 (You) just to be clear this is totally ok and normal behavior, make no mistake i might do this now, this needs to become a meme, everyone should be start digging fighting tunnels across the USA >>26942065 krazy morlok /k/ult konfirmed. hey, i live in texas too, north of the metroplex. who else is thinking about where they could start digging RIGHT NOW? Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:46:52 No.26944000 >>26944019 >>26944122 maybe one day we'll be tunneling away, and break through into each others complex. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:24:56 No.26942898 >>2694293! >>26944533 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:09:29 No.26942013 >26942037 >>26942067 >>26942121 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:08:37 No.26942682 >>26942874 (You) North of Dallas m8 >>26943964 pledging? our currency must be measured in VOLUME OF DIRT DUG. >>26941979 It will be, the main chamber will be 10ft wide by 15- maybe 20ft long for plinking, but will only have a 4.5ft ceiling, the main chamber will be the hardest but I have lots of lumber and time. This makes me wanna go dig a hole. Right f------ now. molemen unite we'll start a new economic system where the only job is digging, and the amount that you dig is the amount you earn. you will dig 200 feet of tunnel for me in exchange for some nugget food, and i will dig 200 feet for you in exchange for salamanders. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:31:00 No.26942976 ► >>26942994 >>26943013 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:11:58 No.26942037 >>26942052 >>26942055 >>26942063 >>26942064 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:14:16 No.26942064 ► >>26942852 >>26942882 >>26942897 (You) >>26942907 Good, good.. I might make a fine moleman one day. I have plenty of property and its flat, so I'm sure that will come in handy, don't know if it will help with diverting water away though >>26942935 (You) Van Alstyne, I'm right above you >>26942013 >plinking >underground N----, you what? >>26942037 It actually is a great way to get noise levels down to the point where the neighbors don't notice. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:48:19 No.26944019 > >>26944000 (You) dub trips declares truth It's called the Fritzl effect. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:13:12 No.26942055 >>26942062 >>26942065 >>26942077 >>26942084 >>26942110 >>26942132 >>26942055 WORLD'S GREATEST h-------- this f------ thread is the funniest s--- i've seen on 4chan in months >>26942164 >>26942223 >>26942233 >>26942236 >>26942667 >>26943850 >>26943886 >/k/ - a magical place >>26942037 Not allowed to shoot on my property, the law says nothing about shooting under it LAWYER Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:35:33 No.26943047 Diabeetus Jim 13ZPcueuDcQ 08/19/15(Wed)19:16:21 No.26942778 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)18:17:50 No.26942110 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:32:24 No.26942994 >26943047 >>26942994 (You) This could end up to be a s------- version of Metro 2033 >>26942124 Dude l'd f----- join 'im, autism or not. Do you not think digging big ass holes is fun? >>26942976 h--------, i could walk to your house. >>26942055 They're going to need to invent new laws exclusively for you once you're caught or need emergency extrication if you're still even alive after it falls in on you. Godspeed, you insane retard. Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/- we're definitely going to wind up fighting a territory war in the underworld once one of our tunnels break through Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:18:59 No.26942813 morlo/k/s ! today ! we take back the underworld! Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:52:27 No.26943253 >>26943275 >>26943370 Moleman !N49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)18:52:39 No.26942479 >>26942505 >>26942517 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:00:29 No.26943370 >26943409 >>26943465 >>26943649 >>26943098 Pic related, caught these two today >>26942874 (You) When you meet you need to fight to the death in the tunnels >>26943064 Mine fills with salamanders >>26943253 indeed >>26942437 I also plan on using my tunnel/bunker fir extreme airsoft, but it's hard go find people that are okay with being shot at by potato guns or have homemade flashbangs thrown at them or shot at with mortar fireworks. Airsoft escalated really quickly with me and my friends, had to stop for a while it was getting too real, one point we considered making simunition rounds but abandoned that idea cause it's not crazy enough to work i dunno. Worship nagants or something. and its only appropriate that its done with slam-bang improvised pipe shotguns shooting dragons-breath style napalm rounds >>HOLING UP: The dangerous new trend that teens are aettina involved in! toniaht at 9. what are the sians that YOUR child might be digging dangerous assault holes? Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:02:38 No.26943409 > He has been.. taken care of. He belongs to the salamanders now. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:10:01 No.26942702 >26942729 >>26942746 >>26942758 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:08:08 No.26944274 >>26944321 >>26943370 (You) >>tonight on cnn, Tunnel Fights, are your children digging tunnels to hide clandestine fight clubs? More after this break. >>26944225 >>/k/ versus the fire department >>26944225 >gubbiment keepin' them diggas down I have never laughed so hard on 4chan. We are making history gentlemen. this oughta be good This is our chance to start over again, /k/. F--- surface life, lets all just wing it and slowly dig our own Vietcong tunnel city paradise and protect it from the evils of the top dwelling beasts Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:21:36 No.26943649 >>26943681 >>26943686>>26943784 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:32:10 No.26943784 >26943800 >>26943370 (You) >crawling around in the dark tunnel with no light >bread bag filled with salamanders to provide nutrition to the underground man >hears shuffling in the pitch black >no need for light since we were born into the dark and molded by it >both /k/ommandos are alerted to each others presence >improvised slam sticks with dragons breath shells attached to the end of a sharpened stick >slowly initiate mole people /k/ombat ritual >heavy grunting and howling signifies a territorial dispute >/k/ommandos start slapping the dirt walls and tempt the nugget gods as to whether the tunnels integrity will hold >if walls hold then each will know they have the blessings of the nugget gods and commence to wildly stab into the darkness with bang sticks >fiery death will asunder the children of dirt, and charred flesh will be the hallmark of a ritualized battle that only the mole people will know. >>26943649 Unnaground: Rise of the /k/ave men. Moleman !IN4gGF77dRzD 08/19/15(Wed)19:10:06 No.26942703 >>26942723 >>26942611 I dug another s------- tunnel a year ago and I tried blowing it up with a pipe bomb, didn't do anything but make the ceiling higher Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:24:33 No.26943686 ► Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:12:22 No.26942729 >>26942789 >>26943649 i'm laughing so hard i've gone retarded >>26942702 i'm feeling it brother. CAST ASIDE YOUR INNAWOODS >>someday in 2000 years afteer WWIII and civilization is piecing together history, 'hell' will just be known as "/k/" where "monsters" dwelled during a time of "great fire" FALSE GODS SKY SEER, BECOME A CHILD OF THE DIRT WITH US Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:17:02 No.26942789 > >>26942848 >>26942863 IN THE CATACOMB TEMPLES OF THE UNNAGROUND!! >>26942729 (You) >we heard stories of a vast underground tunnel system made before the war by some gun nuts. Heard they went down there to avoid us "sun-backs" or "surface savages". Sounds crazy to me. Moleman !IN49GF77 RZD 08/19/15(Wed)20:42:59 No.26943947 >>26943956 >>26943962 >>26943977 >>26944076 >>26944083 >>26944467 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:47:14 No.26943196 ► >>26943212 >>26943223 >>26943230 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:00:12 No.26943364 >>26943425 Might not make a thread tomorrow, I have to go to a drug prevention class at my local youth centre to f--- with the coke heads there and troll the guy giving the class, Last time I made him think I did >>26943223 over time some unkno >decades pass and his pallid grey skin hangs loosely off of his emaciated frame >on the day that emperor hillary declares guns to be illegal the earth quakes >a leathery grey arm, once human, now tipped with spadelike claws burst from the ground >he emerges, howling, bringing madness to all who hear him sthe outsiders have >he knows what he must do for his once bretheren on /k/ >opening all of his mouths, eyes, howling agony from his searing retinas he sings the song that ends the world >finally bringing >>26943162 >>sustainable contained habitat based on geckos and a single man eating each others s--- and piss.. this is the fate of the vaunted subterranean gecko ranching molemen black tar herion compou in the salamanders he consumed began to. change him. I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:43:58 No.26943956 > >>26943984 >>26943947 god dammit, dude Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)19:49:58 No.26943223 >>26943364 truly now i have seen the darkness. I repent of my surface dwelling ways, and will purify my heart through the eternal digging. someday i will be worthy to go unnaground and turn my back on the sun forever. >>26943947 You're f------ crazy, dude. >>26943947 >>26943196 (You) >>he slowly tunnels under the town, occaisonally surfacing only on moonless nights to kidnap children for food, and women to be his wives. you're the hero of /k/ You're my f------ hero. >>a group of terrorists have taken hostages, demanding the delivery of a museum piece made of thousands of guns smashed into a cube. foxnews is live on scene, and it appears they are armed with antiquated weapons and improvised explosives. spoken Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:55:21 No.26944122 Jesus Christ once our underground cities begin connecting with each other, we'll need rails and railcars anyways. about the Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:33:21 No.26943801 This is the way it must be komrades >this is the birth of man/k/ind Then the /k/ survivors make him thier god, and, i dunno. Worship nagants or something. >>26944000 (You) Im now going to be seriously awaiting the day that the next ATF siege is on a crudely dug underground complex. >shots are whipping back and forth between ATF agents and what appear to be piles of dirt >cut to news shot Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:27:49 No.26943724 >>26943740 >>26943747 >>26943769 >>26943785 >>26943801 File: 1416442359195.jpg (3 KB, 250x186) >>26943724 GO AWAY SKY SEER, WERE STARTING A CULT. is this n---- seriously building his own tunnel system? The tunnel will decide who will live and it will decide who will die >>26943724 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:10:46 No.26944308 -----HE innawood and unnaground. >not preparing to go innground >>26944246 // UNNAGROUND whoa step up n---- Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:28:50 No.26943740 The government reluctantly sanctions our presence because we disrupt cartel operations and sow chaos and create low morale in their ranks. will they fight? will the have an uneasy truce? will they both eventually control the entirety of their respective realms? only time will tell. its rumored that the /k/ubes temple is being heavily fortified by the innawoodsers, and the unnagrounders are massing forces below >>26943724 are you not? >>news commentator: I-I dont know whats happening here... UNDERGROUND NUGGETFEST WHEN They give us shovels, picks, and lumber in return for captured drugs. The mole man has no need for sunback drugs, we do fine with our salamander-extracted hallucinogens and shrooms. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:33:09 No.26943795 ► >today some sort of cult opened fire on an ATF SWAT team and... Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:29:27 No.26943747 >>26943767 Hey, Moleman, are you planning to build a shrine to the /k/ube unnaground? >>26943724 more importantly, he's inspired at least ten of us to do the same. Where the f--- are all those people coming from? Where the hell does that hole lead? AMAGICAL PLACE Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:05:14 No.26944246 ► >26944263 >>26944308 >OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT >pale emaciated excrement caked forms wearing nothing but welding goggles burst from the dirt >they are shrieking "DEATH TO THE SKY SEERS"I! > they are brandishing mosin nagants decorated aboriginally with salamander bones >one by one shrieking ATF agents are dragged into hidden tunnel entrances and each of us must inspire ten more. and so on... until we can secede from the union >>26944222 The dark cannot exist without the light brother. Also, since all of us are obviously the founders of this new society I move that we declare war on the cartel tunneling under the border. Those false sheppard are violating our soil and must be stopped. (Imagine the ATE, FBI, and border patrol discovering a subterranean war between us and the cartels) inonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:03:21 No.26944893 2>26944926 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:50:57 No.26944751 >>26944771 >>26944775 >>26944801 >>pistol hands It's been an honor to be in this thread to witness the birth of unnaground >>26944728 (You) The innawoodsers will provide us with wood for supports, and the we shall give them metals for building more nuggets. >>26944728 (You) >not coexisting peacefully >not living. >UNNAWOODS Anonym ous 08/19/15(Wed)20:13:3E INNAWOODS Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)21:02:17 No.26944222 >>26944246 >>26943551 >>26944191 Also, we hate sky seers, but we ironically worship the sun, cause well it's that or islam. But unlike most sun worshippers we don't fear the dark I DIG I DIE I DIG AGAIN I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:17:08 No.26943587 >>26943662 >>26943557 (You) TO VAHALLA, MUSTY AND DAMP! INNAWOODS IS FOR P------ >a howling savage burst in frame savagely bayonetting the news man Skyfag pls go Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)21:52:24 No.26944771 Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)20:02:05 No.26943400 >>26943447 >>26943943 >the camera drops, you only see a terrified weeping >>26943363 Probably, i work till 4, and the girlfriend doesn't like me digging cause it's dangerous cameraman >>26944751 >howlingogglessavages are boiling out of the ground around him Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:04:55 No.26943447 >26943506 >>26943639 The Unnawoods Accords >>26943400 >>26943400 f--- your girlfriend, this is your holefu we're talking about. >>the shot cuts to static >>his girlfriend standing there with her hands balled up on her mouth silently crying as she watches dirt fiy out of the hole TIRED OF LIFE INNAWOODS? Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:05:57 No.26943466 ► >26943491 >26943499 >>26943401 Moleman !!N49GF77DRZB/15(Wed)20:09:0 No.26943506 >>26943526 >>somewhere, an NSA agent is going from very confused to very concerned >>26943447 (You) I will f--- my gf in the tunnel. Make mole babies, raise them underground so they become sensitive to light, only so they are ready for the days of darkness when hellfire decends on earth blocking out the sun for generations, only then will my children reclaim the surface. That or l'l just ignore her and go dig >>26943401 >>unnaground is the new innawoods nonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:20:52 No.26943639 >>26946184 UNNAGROUND AK/BELONGS UNNAGROUND >implying the tunnel won't be haunted with the souls of the /k/ommandos who died creating it >>26943447 (You) Somebody at the NSA just called all thier buddies to get over here and see this. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:07:44 No.26943491 >yfw sunback skyfags start babbling about "muh clean air, muh safety. m-muh sunlight" >>26943466 (You) itshappening.gif AS ABOVE SO BELOW THERES PLENTY OF ROOM UNNAGROUND! Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:45:38 No.26945280 ► >>26945294 >>26945236 in the beginning, we will all be unnaground alone, as we begin this great work. mafip.com you dont get to bring but first two mole men will breach into each others tunnels.. and they will sit there for a moment regarding each other, and the gravity of the moment. and they won't say anything, they'll just know. they'll both put down their pickaxe for the day, and go to their temporary surface-dwelling. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)20:08:18 No.26943499 >>26943526 and they'll log on to /k/, and we will all rejoice when we learn that phase Il has begun. >>26943466 (You) Unnaground. Seriously. It could be the new thing. We are now the autists on the internet obsessed with guns and digging holes. "HE DOESN'T DIG AND DIE AND DIG AGAIN" sky seers Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:21:25 No.26945057 >>26945096 >>26945044 I Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:43:19 No.26945264 File: 1421262845079.jpg (5 KB, 250x243) come to texas /k/ truly IS a magical place. Anonymous 08/20/15(Thu)01:33:40 No.26946314 >>26946395 the unnaground hive is forming here. >>26945084 >pushing the innatunnel meme this hard we're preparing to conquer dallas and turn it into a post apocalyptic wasteland in which we can hunt at night. I went from confused to amused to committed by the end of this thread. Innaground. When you're innaground you're innaground, but not always innatunnel. there's always room for one more unnaground Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:25:36 No.26945096 ► >26945104 >>26945109 >>26945057 (You) But what do we do when Dallas runs out of supplies to raid? we're going to have to invent new tactics with which to fight the sky seers, since they have the high ground. >>26945067 Brother, we still have a hard battle to fight gaining the innawoodsians trust and conquering texas from the sky seers and sun backs (im declaring sun backs to mean black people from now on btw). Denominational differences must be put aside for now. we'll have to rely on many, many widely spaced entrances, and a labyrinthine, terrifying under-realm of winding tunnel mazes that we know by heart but which SWAT teams enter and never return. >>26945307 (You) High ground means nothing. We dig underneath and bring the high ground down low. These are the Unnaground Molemen of /k/. This is the thread that started it alI. we can't fight amongst ourselves, we must be strong against the sky seers.and maintain our balance of power with the innawoodsians. >>26945319 that's right. >>26945096 Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)22:26:58 No.26945109 >>26945131 >>26945096 We take over the network of train tunnels that link various military bases across the us. Supposedly bv then we'll have tunneled to witchita unnaground, WE make the landscape. we fight on OUR terms and nobody else's. This is how we defeat the import bans. We tunnel under the oceans, into every country, and then the ATF can't ban s---. >>26945109 We already believe that we can launch a sub terranian invasion of the US, that considered its not a stretch that underground military train tunnels exist >>26945319 INTERNATIONAL RAIFUS FOR ALL! yes, we must fight in our ground, in our house. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:34:49 No.26945187 2>26945195 >26945212 Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)22:31:38 No.26945146 >26945162 >>26945187 >>26945201 still, i worry in the early phases of smaller, simpler tunnels, of the sky seers simply shooting tear gas canisters down our holes. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:02:14 No.26945408 >>26945131 Apparently these go across America and use the fastest maglev trains there is, and that it was dug using some nuclear tunnelling thing that just melts it's way through rock. Crazy stuff >>26945146 we MUST obtain this device. Their story has only just begun.... >>26945359 >>26945146 I. look into that. Sounds like something we could commandeer to great effect. anybody caught doing a vice documentary on the unnagroundians must be fed to the lizards. sky seers are not unnagroundsians and thus it is not cannibalism. Moleman !IN49GF77DRZD 08/19/15(Wed)22:36:23 No.26945195 >26945208 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22: 38:15 No.26945212 >>26945230 >>26945236 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:56:45 No.26945359 >26945408 >>26945383 >>26945376 >>26945187 (You) Yes, mole people can not dig through bedrock on their own. >>26945187 (You) >small earthquakes in LA for weeks. >nothing new there, nobody worries >a strange machine burrows its way through a wall of a subway tunnel >tens of thousands of innaground /k/ommandos spill forth >the city belongs to the unnaground now Reply to this post >>26945334 (You) So serious question? Do unnagroundians commit cannibalism sunback outsider) Cuz we could totally just eat the journalists ourselves. i think the solution is quite simple. And that is our story so far, for this last image is we produce tear gas and learn to get violently high on it. our future. To restore the Tunneler, to grind the /k/: A Magical Place great tunnels with nuclear power, raining high- >>26945334 (You) we stock up on gas masks and learn to breathe the toxic air. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:09:54 No.269454 File: 177868-helghast.jpg (9 KB, 290x290) (New proposal, a /k/ommando under ground is innaground, all the /k/ommandos beneath the earth collectively are the unnaground) jexplosive ordnance upon ignorant sky seers - >>26945376 MFW we become this. this is our destiny! I'm pleased that you listened Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:42:43 No.26945256 nonymous 08/19/15(Wed)22:58:43 No.26945383 >26945408 to the entire story! Perhaps there are details >>26945231 And I mean we can use the threat of breaching the reactor as our nuclear deterrent until we dig into some silos and steal a few of our own. >>26945334 (You) you'd like to know more about? Let me know." >implying a real unnagroundian's lungs aren't calloused enough from constant exposure to methane to breath tear gas with ease. We need to dig a tunnel into Canada and steal the Cube from the Prince of Wales armory and move it to the hive city in north Texas. Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:05:50 No.26945432 >>26945450 >>26945525 File: RedMan.jpg (11 KB, 194x259) >>26945838 Use nuclear tunneling machine to honeycomb the rockies, turning each mountain into a city. I propose that we hold the world's minerals and utilities hostage until all firearms and weaponry based restrictions are lifted >mfw this thread has 530+ replies >mfw this thread has 131+ unique posters >mfw this thread is about some Anon digging a tunnel in his back yard. People in California will cease to fear earthquakes but will begin to fear what may dwell beneath the surface Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:07:17 No.26945443 >26945455 Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)23:23:47 No.26945554 >>26945578 >>26945329 The unnawood accords seal the innawoodsians as our allies. So we force our enemy to fight on two fronts. A conventional land war where the very ground the enemy stands on cannot be trusted due to the revolutionary new unnagroundsian fighting tactics. >>26945455 (You) The unnagroundsian declaration of independence We hold these truths to be self evident that NOT all men are created equal. Some are sky seer f------ who in thier arrogance utilize thier supposearroganceo restrict a /k/ommandos access to the cooles full auto weaponry. They impose bans on that which allows the poor, autistic, impoverished /k/ommando to stand his ground and be equal to the politician. We, finding these sanctions to be unbearable and thus reject your so called social standards. Today you laugh at us as we dig our tunnels and shriek at the sunlight, but tomorrow it will be you who shrieks at the darkness as you are dragged screaming into our underground realm. We refuse progress and prefer to live as excrement covered degenerates hidden from the sun. We are the embodiment of the age old addage "tis better to rule in hell than serve in heaven." We are /k/ommandos. We are unnagroundsians. We. Are. Coming. Feel the earth tremble and let your body shake in kind sunback, your reign of oppression draws near. With our innawoodsian allies we shall prevail. Anonymous 08/20/15(Thu)01:46:34 No.26946395 >>26946314 m gonna go to bed. Sleep tight in your coziest tunnel /k/ommandos. Everyone needs to remember to post unnaground threads tomorrow. This s--- is fun and we cant let its die off. The tunnels to dallas still need dug, our nuclear tunneling machine has yet to be liberated, and the /k/ube is still to be freed from the evil forces of our nemisis, the ATF.

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File: 1697975654965394.png (626 KB, 882x661) Russians form a mechanized battalion from the crew of the Admiral Kuznetsov aircraft carrier ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:43:58 No.62547520 >>62547549 >>62547640 >>62547779 >>62547930 >>62548026 >>62548130 >>62548146 >>62548167 >>62548426 >>62548452 >>62548545 >>62548551 >>62548626 >>62549652 >>62550289 >>62550646 >>62550651 >>62551002 >>62552479 >>62552913 >>62553443 >>62553449 >>62556171 >>62556338 >>62560060 >>62560830 >>62561063 >We were sent to the front last month, somewhere near Pokrovsk. The kind of place where the wind howls through hollowed-out villages, and the ground is soft from more than rain. >They brought the "special troops" in two weeks after we arrived. >They arrived in the dead of night, no fanfare, no noise. Just a convoy of black trucks with no markings. Their uniforms were like ours, mostly. But they didn't wear them quite right. The fit was off, too loose in places, too tight in others, as if they weren't built for human bodies. >But nobody questioned it-how could we? Orders are orders. They kept to themselves, rarely spoke, and when they did, it was in low voices, murmuring to each other in a language I didn't recognize. It wasn't Russian. It wasn't any language I'd ever heard before. It sounded wet, like the words were being dragged through water, thick and heavy in their throats. >Some of the men said that they were mutants, survivors of some forgotten Soviet ship. We laughed, but it was forced. >The first time we went out on patrol with them, they kept going off on their own. >Eventually, I got curious. >I followed one into a bombed out building. There was a body on the ground, a civilian, maybe. Torn apart, limbs scattered across the room, skin peeled back like a butchered animal. He was knelt down beside the body, slow and deliberate, and reached out with one hand and pressed against it. I swear to God, I saw the body twitch. Just for a moment. A flicker of life or something close to life-stirring in the corpse. Then it stopped. >I backed away before he could notice me. I didn't tell anyone what I saw. Who would believe me? >After that, I started noticing things. The way they never seemed to sleep, just stood in their tents at night, perfectly still. The way the smell of rot followed them, no matter where they went. >I don't know what they are. I don't think I want to know. But they're not soldiers. >And whatever they're doing here, it's not for the war. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:35:39 No.62548545 >>62548556 >>62547520 (OP) >Zhenya got shot during the last raid >We were on our way back, doing our best to keep the trees between us and the hohols >Zhenya was in the lead with one of the Hовобранеч when we came to a large gap in the treeline >We thought we were far enough back to risk a sprint across instead of belly-crawling through the muck like usual >Sergeant Korolevsky tried to order the новобранеч to run across, but it didn't seem to hear him and kept listlessly rolling its head around to stare at...well, God alone knows what it saw. >That meant Zhenya was up, poor bastard. >He had an icon one of the Orthodox priests was selling, and he took a moment to pray to it before starting off >Maybe we had gotten turned around, or maybe they had a forward position not on the maps. Maybe it was another of their damned spotter drones. I don't know. >In any case, Zhenya was halfway across when their sniper opened up on him >The first round was short, but he got winged by the second >Even from fifty meters away I could see his leg was bending wrong before he toppled over >Even from fifty meters away, we could hear him screaming >The новобранeч's head instantly snapped around to face Zhenya >Sergeant Korolevsky was yelling at us to take cover while he ordered a smoke mission, but the новобранеч didn't hear that, either >It reached the edge of the trees and started loping over to where Zhenya lay >The sniper opened up on the Hовобранеч, naturally >The first round hit the dirt at its feet, but it took no more notice of that than it had Sergeant Korolevsky >The second hit the новобранеч in the chest, but its armor must have taken the brunt of the impact because it didn't even slow down >I'm not sure what happened to the third shot. The bullet landed some distance behind the новобранеч, and I though I saw a puff of dust around its chin, but I couldn't be sure. >> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:36:53 No.62548556 >>62549969 >>62551438 >>> >>62548545 >By that point, it had reached Zhenya, and bent over to inspect him >Zhenya hadn't stopped screaming, of course. He'd sold the last dose of painkillers to a Chechen for some food the last time we were in the rear, and the bullet must have missed anything vital or he would have bled out by now >But as the Hовобранеч stood over him, a note of something other than pain entered his cries >It seemed to stand there for a minor eternity as the sniper put more shots out towards the two of them, but the sniper's aim seemed off and the rounds went wild >Finally, the Hовобранеч grabbed Zhenya by his plate carrier and hoisted hoisted him over its shoulder one-handed >It loped off to the other side of the gap, then kept going >We could hear Zhenya's screaming fade as it disappeared into the distance, but the mortar's weren't working yet and none of us fancied out chances against the sniper >Eventually the mission came in and we were able to cross the gap >Korolevsky must have been owed a favor for it to come in at all. Thank God for the minor mercies, I suppose. >When we made it back to our lines, Zhenya wasn't there >That was probably for the best, given that we didn't even have clean water, much less an aid station >I heard that he had been sent back to the rear for surgery, and that was the last we knew of Zhenya >We tried asking after him a few more times, but our commander reminded us what happened to people who drew attention to themselves >We cursed his luck at first, me and the rest of my unit >But now.. >A week or two after Zhenya got shot, we were out in one of the trenches and needed some extra ammo >Arkady left the trenches his normal blustery self >The man who returned was quiet, almost ashen-faced. >Naturally, we asked him why, and he told us he had seen the newest batch of Hовобранечи >He said he thought one of them walked with a limp and had a tarnished cross around its neck >Now, we do not talk of Zhenya any more. ☐ Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)02:47:57 No.62551438 ►>>62553469 >>62548556 >We called him Goggles. He shipped in after Vashnya died. >A great big balaclava hung loosely around his crooked neck. A rotted row of teeth peaked out from underneath his mask to greet us, and atop it all sat those bulky tinted goggles. They were so dark its a wonder he could see at all. >He never spoke Russian. He'd chatter to himself like a squirrel, huddled in the foxhole he'd torn into the ground with his hands. >I meant to welcome him with a drink. Maybe I needed some companionship. I found him crumpled against the wall of his burrow, snoring in big, wheezy exhales. He somehow faced me despite his chest being pressed into the foxhole wall. >I went to wake him, grabbing the man's shoulder, but it felt all wrong. I knew firsthand what our uniforms felt like, that there should have been no thick, rubbery layer under our cloth, but as I grabbed something slid and slipped under my hands and I began to feel uneasy. He failed to wake. >My eyes drifted to his namesake. A peek wouldn't hurt, right? My hand grasped the plastic and pulled, coming away with a sickening squelch. >A fetid smell made me wretch, yet it could not hold a candle to the sight below me. >Streaky pale skin greeted me, blotched with unnatural color and run through with swollen veins. It hung loose, like an ill-fitting wetsuit, and the gaunt skeleton below seemed sharp and unfamiliar. A few strand of hair, the color and texture of rotting hay, lay haphazardly around his face. >The eyes were the worst. Sunken, pitted, partially covered with swollen eyelids yet open, they reminded me of two shiny black olives. I realized with horror that each eye held a dark gaping wound, as if the two orbs had been pitted. >In those ragged teeth I could see flesh, torn from the bleeding scabs that used to be his lips and god knows where else. >And though it never stopped wheezing, I could have sworn a ghost of a smile played across its maw as I scrambled in from its burrow. >We never did share that drink. >> Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:50:09 No.62547548 ► >> >soldier formerly stationed on Kusnetsov gets administered to hospital for withdrawal symptoms related to breathing clean air not saturated with sulfur and soot Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:50:25 No.62547549 ► >>62547520 (OP). >mind your business stalger Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)16:57:15 No.62547585 ►>>62547595 >> >why contain it << >> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)17:48:25 No.62547887 >>62548016 >>62548051 >>62550308 >>62550328 >>62554367 >>62558331 >>62563352 >>62547779 The gates of Rl'yeh are open and the dreamer dreams everything. Two more millenia. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:08:26 No.62548016 >>62548051 >>62550310 >>62554367 >>62558331 >>62547887 The Idiot God is a rooster, but the Black Pharaoh is raising the eyebrow. Once the mother of a thousand young gives birth, the West will understand everything and their Miskatonic "advisors" in the so called Ukraine will wail and claw at their eyes in blind, all devouring madness. la! In! Z phtagn! Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:09:06 No.62548026 ►>>62548050 >>62548169 >>62551012 File: 1585525075136.png (1.25 MB, 1302x1294) >>62547520 (OP) F--- off Deep Ones, this is Goat territory ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:14:46 No.62548050 ►>>62548065 File: the yellow sign.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) >>62548026 go back2 woods shub >>> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:14:53 No.62548051 >>62548107 >>62554367 >>62558331 >>62547887 >>62548016 for more information check out Intel Phtagn C >>☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)18:17:48 No.62548065 >>62548169 >>62550990 File: 65165165165.jpg (226 KB, 850x1200) >>62548050 Make me >>☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:17:32 No.62548394 ►>>62548507 >>62550406 >>62551114 >>62560298 >>62561649 >>> I hear the Russians are conscripting shoggoths from the cyclopean ruins beneath the non euclidean peaks of the Urals. How will those stack up against the Americans from the Devil's Reef PMC? ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:36:05 No.62548547 >>62548651 My buddy forgot the number rule, THEY COME FROM THE ANGLES. ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:49:13 No.62548651 ► File: 1593464725608.jpg (286 KB, 816x1253) >>62548547 That sounds very silly and highly unlikely to ever happen >>> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:38:04 No.62548564 ►>>62548663 In this house we salute the tatters of the King and kneel before the Yellow Sign. >> Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)19:41:22 No.62548588 ► We must avoid any escalatory measures against the Church of Starry Wisdom. >>> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)20:22:45 No.62548938 >>62549013 >>62550498 Irrelevant, Flying Polyps are useless in a GROUND war >> ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)20:43:58 No.62549106 >>62549205 >>62550520 I only get my news from cryptic messages from Dreamland Cats. ☐ Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)20:56:04 No.62549205 ►>>62550520 >>62549106 I only get my Information from Pickman's paintings. He drew Prigo's march on Moscow months ahead. The bad part is that he also painted what drove Prigo to do it, and I have been unable to get a decent nichts sleep ever since. >> Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)00:25:11 No.62550520 >>62550556 >>62549106 >>62549205 Fools, the only reliable source of information comes from the final moments of the actors' lives whilst their tweaking out during the climax of the third act of The King in Yellow. >> ☐ Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)00:27:36 No.62550533 ►>>62550603 >>62551235 >>62554090 >>62559698 >>62560176 >>62560315 File: Putin-1578996.jpg (25 KB, 590x350) >three years into the SOO (Special occult operation), and this is what Russia has to show for it: >loses the temple of the Old Ones on Snake Island after briefly siezing it(remember that he who controls Snake Island controls the course of history) << >unable to take Odessa despite trying to bribe Dagon for assistance with VDV mass sacrifices (Deep Ones feast on the floating corpses, refuse to step into the meat grinder) >Bogged down by undead SS divisions in Mariupol, leading to the Donbas Holocaust becoming reality at last (courtesy of Dr Herbert West) >feeding a good chunk of the gunship fleet into a time anomaly (were they are exploding to this day) >Prigozhin driven so mad by what he saw in the "salt mines" that he marched on Moscow to stop Putin from further meddling in things he doesn't comprehend (to no avail, the sacrifices will continue until the stars improve) >Wagner columns getting massacred by Alhazredi cultists in Africa (prisoner used in rituals) >GUR showing more and more signs of being led by an avatar of Nyarlahotep And that's just what I can come up with on the drop of a hat. There's bound to be more. Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)04:51:52 No.62552172 Igor thought he would get a part on the spoils of the land; the only thing he got was a grenade to the face. His flesh was charred, few of his teeth remain, where the nose used to be now there was a deep hole, his eye sockets were empty, a white substance running from the edges down the cheeks. Igor did not have a face anymore, but his body did not care, he kept going through the mud, the flooded trenches, the rat infested camps and bombed fields, searching for a face, his body demanded a face, and he was going to get one. Even to this day, every mobik watched carefully between the rows of trees, because he could be there, stalking and waiting for the moment to reclaim what he lost. >> Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 14:33:17 No.62554147 File: Download-1.jpg (14 KB, 259x194) >>62554344 >>62554391 >>> Found this in an abandoned trench. What unit is this? Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 15:15:27 No.62554344 ► >>62554147 How you do, fellow earthling primate, that is a bad luck sign, I would not use it. My advice is genuine.
File: 1375153631534.jpg-(79 KB, 1023x797, 1367472222142.jpg) Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:07 UTC-5 No. 17355769 >>17355833 >>17355954 >>17356893 Replies: >>17355793 >>17355796 >>17355804 >>17355816 Lets say you're flying a mission over enemy territory in a helicopter when suddenly you are hit with a MANPAD/SAM/AAA. How would you e--------? Would it be possible without hitting the blades? Also helicopter thread Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:10 UTC-5 No. 17355816 >>17355769 (OP) I would stroke until the missile hit, then paint the cockpit white with man foam. Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:09 UTC-5 No. 17355804 >>17355769 (OP) I wouldn't have to worry about e---------- cause I'd be f------ dead. /k/ - A Magical Place Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:11 UTC-5 No. 17355833 Replies: >>17355847 >>17355860 >>17355876 >>17355769 (OP) I would climb out of the burning helicopter as it spiraled out of control, standing proudly in the open door with my erect c--- in hand, e---------- over everyone in sight until the chopper smashed into the ground and exploded around me. The last thing my enemies would see of me is flaming semen coating their stunned faces, and thus the war was won. Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:28 UTC-5 No. 17356110 Replies: >>17356142 >deep in enemy territory >missiles everywhere >suddenly direct hit >rotor on fire and chopper gets hit again >look over at pilot >he's sitting there screaming and jerking it Anonymous 07/29/13(Mon)22:30 UTC-5 No.17356142 >>17356110 In a Kiowa, that wouldn't be all that weird.
File: 1538517416955m.jpg (112 KB, 1024x768) OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 14:16:15 No.39810376 >>39810436 >>39810445 >>39810663 >>39810708 >>39810899 >>39811038 >>39811183 >>39811856 I finally did it /k/. I actually f------ done it and don't know what exactly to say about it. Long story short I went out hunting in the Ozarks (Arkansas Man here) and killed a Deer and decided to actually f--- it's vagina and it felt good despite the weird situation. I don't know if anyone saw but it was something alright and decided to tag it later and had it cut up and now gonna have deer steak for dinner tonight. There is a f------ alot of deer in Arkansas which would explain why everyone comes here to this natural state. >> ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 14:23:27 No.39810436 ►>>39810498 >>39810376 (OP). >F----- it than are it. Congrats you're going to hell OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 14:31:12 No.39810498 ►>>39810816 >>39812326 >>39810436 I'm not going to hell because I'm a good christian and god loves me. At least i ate the animal and not left it to rot like some of other people around here do! OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 15:20:33 No.39810873 >>39810890 >>39810663 I didn't have my phone because I was hunting, not posting and twittering s--- and besides i rented out a cabin around northwest so I can enjoy the time of being away from a town for a while anyways and now I'm back. Anyhow the meat was pretty good and it's great in stew making. >>39810708 I was hunting at first but the temptation after approaching it got the betterment of me and yes it was dying as I had my pleasures with it's vagina but at least it was still warm before it passed. >>39810754 Take me a while to greentext it out so give me a moment will ya? ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat)15:22:31 No.39810890 ► >>39810873 use a trap next time, throw a net on it or order a form of tranqs. OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:23:19 No.39810893 ►>>39810915 >>39810951 >>39810816 the temptation after approaching it got the betterment of me I'm not a bad man alright and besides it wasn't the first animal I committed sin before. I f----- a hog before during hunting but that was because I was curious. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:24:28 No.39810898 ► Anon I'm on nofap, you'd better give me something juicy I'm not a bad man alright OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 15:38:36 No.39811023 >>39811095 >>39811139 >>39811155 >>39811365 >>39811380 >>39811899 >>39811960 >>39812302 >>39812374 >>39812713 >>39812959 >>39812978>>39813276 >be me >be out in deep woods of the Ozarks >have my mosin nagant that i had with me for a long time >it's rusted badly after accidentally dropping it in the river but retrieved it and cleaned it up so it's clean and safe to shoot in my opinion >be wearing nothing but boots, blue jeans and a wife beater's shirt >hidden beside a giant rock and some trees and overlooking the river >see a pack of deer come by and see a buck nearby one of them >pick my rifle up and take aim but can't hit the buck since the f----- was behind a tree and a crowd of other does >decide to kill me a female deer instead >take aim at the biggest one >pull trigger >BOOM >the rest scatter and the one i hit fell and got up and gallop down the river side then fell several feets away making loud deer noise >f------ ears hurt and unload my spent surplus round >make my way over to the dying deer and was about to shoot it's head >see it's vagina >get tempted and feel my erection build up >goddamnit >try and resist but the curiosity got the betterment of me and i decided to drop my pants and boxer while holding my rifle on one hand >get on my knees and press my d--- up against it's p---- >it kicks it's legs and yelps so i ended up headbutted the deer in the head with my rifle and it stopped and just shook from nerve shock instead >slide my d--- in and started to f--- the deer >holy f--- I'm actually f------ a deer >proceed to do this for 10 minutes straight till i cummed inside >did it again and cummed again inside >by this point the vagina was cold and i pulled my d--- out >it felt f------ good >go by the river and wash my crotch with natural water and pull myself together >field dress the deer and drag it back to the cabin and proceed to take the meat and cook me deer steak and saved the rest in a freezer >enjoyed my time in the cabin as i ate the rest of the meat and return to town And that is how my hunting trip went. Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat) 15:40:19 No.39811038 ▸ >>39811056 >>39810376 (OP) >f------ a four legged animal >f------ a corpse >f------ the corpse of a four legged animal congrats, you are now an honorary afghani OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 15:42:24 No.39811056 ►>>39811191 >>39811038 by this point the vagina was cold and i pulled my d--- out I'm not a Muslim. I'm a white man born and raised in Arkansas alright and I love this great state. Godbless this natural state. OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18(Sat) 15:44:50 No.39811083 So yeah that's my story. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:46:33 No.39811095 ► File: 1541828998674.png (180 KB, 399x509) >>39811023 What the f--- Arkansas I'm not a bad man alright ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:48:54 No.39811113 >>39811207 >>39811236 How did deer poon compare to normal poon, anon? OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 15:59:50 No.39811207 ► >>39811113 It felt odd, like it was strange feeling but once you get into it you don't think and just keep thrusting til you finish. It felt like one of those normal bland fleshlights but more vertical up and down and tight around the horizontal area and it kept fluctuating between tight and soft since she was dying. By the time I finished the second time it was really soft and the deer was dead then before i field dressed it and taking it back to the cabin. ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:01:04 No.39811221 >>39811263 All memes aside the first person I met in Arkansas f----- his 1st cousin the day I met him Arkansas is a weird place /k/ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:03:52 No.39811246 >>39811258 >>39811260 >>39813291 Wait... is this the same Arkansas guy that had a makeshift boat that overturned on water and lost his rifle in the water then dived in to get it abd came across a water moskin snake but but the snake hard on the neck and retrieved his rifke and got on shore and ripped the snakes head off with his own teeth? Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:05:55 No.39811269 >>39811316 This is why skinwalkers stay away from Arkansas. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:07:12 No.39811282 ► Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:11:38 No.39811316 ►>>39811332 >>39811269 What if he accidentally a skinwalker and that was the skinwalker he accidentally? ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:13:10 No.39811332 >>39811350 >>39811316 that's why no one finds them, they're slow because they're inbred. their disguise is actually a beacon for fellow degenerates ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:16:06 No.39811350 ► >>39811332 I mean what if op actually just necroraped a skinwalker and ate it? Why are you shocked? OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:28:37 No.39811444 ► I thought you guys like to f--- deer? Why are you shocked? ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:31:27 No.39811469 >>39811479 File: 48DCFE7E-E429-49F6-905A-2(...).jpg (8 KB, 310x230) 60 DED CH Hey mods, can you make this ban a public one? I haven't seen one in person in the 5 years I've been here. It is the Thanksgiving season after all Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:32:11 No.39811479 ► >>39811849 >>39811469 this ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 16:47:52 No.39811593 >>39811921 Is that you kero the wolf Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 17:36:28 No.39811899 ► >>39811023 So, truth-time, OP. Was it better than your sister? kero the wolf Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 17:45:45 No.39811960 ▸ >>39812104 >>39811023 Only in f------ arky. You guys are actually messed up in the head. Stop inbreeding OP !SXvs.ZOEU2 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:05:43 No.39812104 ► >>39811960 Hey don't talk s--- about Arkansas you a------! This state is the greatest state in the United States and we have more guns, more gun rights, more animals, more game, more freedom than Texas and Florida plus we got f------ diamonds so shut it prick. Plus the age of consent here is 16 while it's 18 in Texas only. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:17:07 No.39812213 ►>>39813756 And this is why /k/ is nsfw Plus the age of consent here is 16 while it's 18 in Texas Why are you shocked? ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:21:07 No.39812240 ► >S--- summer >S--- winter >All creatures want to bite you >Ticks are everywhere and so are snakes and brown recluses >The ground is soft everywhere and the non soft grounds are nothing but rocks everywhere >The Ozarks are impassable unless you're walking due to lack of funding for roads >Locals are borderline feral or addicted to Meth and won't blink when they get a chance at killing >Church based militias are likely to kidnap you in a SHTF scenario >More guns and knifes in the entire state than the armories in Texas and that is not counting for the non documented owned guns >Literal stories of people disappearing in the Ozark Forest in just 24 hours and search teams won't even bother searching for them unless pressured to do it >Not even Skinwalkers would want to step foot into Arkansas due to fear of getting r---- and murdered and possibly eaten by the Arkansas locals >F------ Hogs man Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:29:05 No.39812302 ►>>39812325 >>39812729 File: the.jpg (78 KB, 800x526) >>39811023 Honestly? reading this gave me a massive boner. and it just accepts it. I'd love to forcibly f--- something like that while it's life slowly slips away. It has no choice but to lay there. I can dump my seed inside of it. Whatever I want to it, But I would like to feed it to family afterwards, eating it alone would be too f----- up. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:32:27 No.39812325 ► >>39812302 >But I would like to feed it to family afterwards >eating it alone would be too f----- up. huh I'd love to forcibly f--- something like that while it's life slowly slips away. It has no choice but to lay there. But I would like to feed it to family afterwards, eating it alone would be too f----- up. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:32:34 No.39812326 ►>>39812374 >>39810498 >some people around here shoot deer, f--- their corpses, and leave them to rot. That's just not right. Don't they know you're supposed to use every part of the animal. Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat) 18:38:21 No.39812374 ► >>39812326 That... actually raises a good point. >>39811023 OP, you forgot to mention the a---. too f----- up Not using every part of the animal would be sinfully wasteful I mean, you did use its a------, right? Not using every part of the animal would be sinfully wasteful, and I know you're a good christian who wouldn't waste what the good lord provided. ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat)22:10:33 No.39814186 ► File: fed.png (34 KB, 298x279) Stop it, boner. >>39812417 Goddamnit anon, stop making me want to defile woodland animals ☐ Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat)22:44:28 No.39814454 ► File: 1525122191621.jpg (84 KB, 596x598) This whole f------ thread is a showcase of autism and I love it. too f----- up Anonymous 11/24/18 (Sat)23:05:54 No.39814586 ► File: 1539552825897.gif (788 KB, 600x338) i wonder if the people who processed your deer noticed c-- dripping out and began to wonder I'm proud of you, OP Why are you shocked? 11/24/18: /K/ommando F---- a Deer A MAGICAL PLACE /k/
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