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AHHH MOTHERLAND!!! Full Version

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T-9000 Popcorn

ERA ON THE ERA'S ERA wiws 10/1/12 New T-9000 "POPCORN" >NEW ERA BLOCKS EXPLODE TWICE AS POWERFUL >DEM SEXY SECONDARIES >EXPLODES WITH THE POWER OF A 2500 POUND BOMB, TO INSURE URBAN DECIMATION > NO ONE WILL DARE TO SHOOT AT IT BECAUSE THEY ENJOY HAVING WALLS ON THEIR HOUSES
ERA ON THE ERA'S ERA wiws 10/1/12 New T-9000 "POPCORN" >NEW ERA BLOCKS EXPLODE TWICE AS POWERFUL >DEM SEXY SECONDARIES >EXPLODES WITH THE POWER OF A 2500 POUND BOMB, TO INSURE URBAN DECIMATION > NO ONE WILL DARE TO SHOOT AT IT BECAUSE THEY ENJOY HAVING WALLS ON THEIR HOUSES

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Loathsome Thread Shitter

Na HARK! WHAT DOTH MY EARS HEAR? A DRAW THREAD? THAT'S NOT SERIOUS ENOUGH FOR /K/ SPERG FERGISON TO RESCUE!! THE SAME FOR YOU STALKER THREAD! IKI DRAW THREAD >SAGE S--- POST D 200 /K/ IS A SERIOUS PLACE, NOT A FUN ONE! TAKE THIS YOU HEATHENS! m ALL IN A DAYS WORK FOR SPERG FERGISON. WALAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT? Alleree

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Gardening with /an/ part 2

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Gardening with /an/ part 1

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"The F-35 can't dogfight, it's us-"

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Wow J-20! Much Stealth! Very Advance!

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The Legend of Jetfire Jim

File: 0B583784-19D7-4E02-A943-8(...).jpg. (301 KB, 2500x1875) Hester ammo www. WINCHISOA MITTAT W Welp, /k/ I've inherited a pallet of .25 auto Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23:49:26 No.55012423 >>55012467 >>55012483 >>55012499 >>55012508 >>55012531 >>55012543 >>55013098 >>55013237 >>55013249 >>55013577 >>55014302 >>55014815 >>55014889 >>55016139 >>55016225 >>55017130 >>55021673 Yes a literal pallet. There has got to be at least 75,000 rounds. This is per the executor of my gramp's estate. Apparently during one of those moral panics about 'Saturday night specials' grandpa got it into his head they were going to ban small center fire cartridges and bought a pallet direct from UMC as an 'investment.' >>55012423 (OP) Give the pallet to me What now? Is there some kind of transferable SMG I can buy to run through it? I think I would need an FFL to sell that sort of quantity of >> Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23:51:26 No.55012437 ► I'll give ya tree fiddy for it Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)07:41:38 No.55014815 ► File: 1660932575362621.jpg (9 KB, 115x169) Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23 58:59 No.55012483 ► File: Lercker machine pistol.jpg (101 KB, 640x425) Do this until you run out of ammo, then stop and vanish. Become legend. >>55012423 (OP) >Is there some kind of transferable SMG | can buy to run through it? smg and have a machinist convert it to 25 auto? Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)10:37:24 No.55016225 ► >>55021731 >>55021927 >>55022025 >>55012423 (OP) Anon I have the answer. First, you need to purchase a bunch of Beretta 950 Jetfire pocket pistols. Then, on gunbroker there is some poor bastard pawnshop owner who has been trying to sell 15 round extendo mags for them for literal years. He's got like 115 of them left, get one for each gun you have. Only the Lercker machine pistol, very rare. Maybe you could buy a cheap transferable Sell however much you don't want to shoot And buy yourself a baby browning or a Beretta Jetfire Now you need to find a leathersmith. Commission him to make you a chest mounted holster rig and a few "new york carry" holsters, so you can carry all of the tiny Berettas at the same time. Find a top hat, some nice slacks, a vest, and an overcoat so you can conceal all the holstered Berettas. Grow a handlebar mustache. Start showing up to shooting competitions. Run all your courses with a series of tiny pistols, and only the tiny pistols. When one runs dry, don't reload, just drop it on the ground and produce another from inside your coat. Don't explain yourself to anyone, just say "love me some 25ACP." *Heavy Kommando Breathing* Just show up, run the course, and leave immediately. People start talking about you, like "hey did you see that f------ wackjob with the infinite Berettas? What the absolute f--- was that?" ☐ Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)21:02:02 No.55022191 >>55022089 >.25acp Real old school And Thus, Jetfire Jim Was Born /k/, 9/4/2022 A MAGICAL PLACE /k/ ☐ Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:28:33 No.55021927 ► >>55021969 >>55021980 >>55021995 >>55022089 >>55022101 >>55022430 File: ADD10215-BECC-4D34-9A64-2(...).jpg (510 KB, 1114x876) >>55016225 Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:49:48 No.55022089 ► >>55022101 >>55022191 File: 930E8C19-B7B4-4CDE-A124-E(...).png (771 KB, 1046x673) PLAP PLAP LAPO PLAPPLAP >>55021927 Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun) >>55021927 >>55022089 I like your drawings. Anonymous 09/04/22(Su >>55021927 LOL this is so good. Luv M6 25 ACP. Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)20:54:59 No.55022129 ► >>55022101 Ty my anonymous n---- Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:38:06 No.55021995 ► >>55021927 Jetfire Jim strikes again! Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)20:41:45 No.55022025 ► >>55016225 This is it.
File: 0B583784-19D7-4E02-A943-8(...).jpg. (301 KB, 2500x1875) Hester ammo www. WINCHISOA MITTAT W Welp, /k/ I've inherited a pallet of .25 auto Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23:49:26 No.55012423 >>55012467 >>55012483 >>55012499 >>55012508 >>55012531 >>55012543 >>55013098 >>55013237 >>55013249 >>55013577 >>55014302 >>55014815 >>55014889 >>55016139 >>55016225 >>55017130 >>55021673 Yes a literal pallet. There has got to be at least 75,000 rounds. This is per the executor of my gramp's estate. Apparently during one of those moral panics about 'Saturday night specials' grandpa got it into his head they were going to ban small center fire cartridges and bought a pallet direct from UMC as an 'investment.' >>55012423 (OP) Give the pallet to me What now? Is there some kind of transferable SMG I can buy to run through it? I think I would need an FFL to sell that sort of quantity of >> Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23:51:26 No.55012437 ► I'll give ya tree fiddy for it Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)07:41:38 No.55014815 ► File: 1660932575362621.jpg (9 KB, 115x169) Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23 58:59 No.55012483 ► File: Lercker machine pistol.jpg (101 KB, 640x425) Do this until you run out of ammo, then stop and vanish. Become legend. >>55012423 (OP) >Is there some kind of transferable SMG | can buy to run through it? smg and have a machinist convert it to 25 auto? Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)10:37:24 No.55016225 ► >>55021731 >>55021927 >>55022025 >>55012423 (OP) Anon I have the answer. First, you need to purchase a bunch of Beretta 950 Jetfire pocket pistols. Then, on gunbroker there is some poor bastard pawnshop owner who has been trying to sell 15 round extendo mags for them for literal years. He's got like 115 of them left, get one for each gun you have. Only the Lercker machine pistol, very rare. Maybe you could buy a cheap transferable Sell however much you don't want to shoot And buy yourself a baby browning or a Beretta Jetfire Now you need to find a leathersmith. Commission him to make you a chest mounted holster rig and a few "new york carry" holsters, so you can carry all of the tiny Berettas at the same time. Find a top hat, some nice slacks, a vest, and an overcoat so you can conceal all the holstered Berettas. Grow a handlebar mustache. Start showing up to shooting competitions. Run all your courses with a series of tiny pistols, and only the tiny pistols. When one runs dry, don't reload, just drop it on the ground and produce another from inside your coat. Don't explain yourself to anyone, just say "love me some 25ACP." *Heavy Kommando Breathing* Just show up, run the course, and leave immediately. People start talking about you, like "hey did you see that f------ wackjob with the infinite Berettas? What the absolute f--- was that?" ☐ Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)21:02:02 No.55022191 >>55022089 >.25acp Real old school And Thus, Jetfire Jim Was Born /k/, 9/4/2022 A MAGICAL PLACE /k/ ☐ Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:28:33 No.55021927 ► >>55021969 >>55021980 >>55021995 >>55022089 >>55022101 >>55022430 File: ADD10215-BECC-4D34-9A64-2(...).jpg (510 KB, 1114x876) >>55016225 Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:49:48 No.55022089 ► >>55022101 >>55022191 File: 930E8C19-B7B4-4CDE-A124-E(...).png (771 KB, 1046x673) PLAP PLAP LAPO PLAPPLAP >>55021927 Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun) >>55021927 >>55022089 I like your drawings. Anonymous 09/04/22(Su >>55021927 LOL this is so good. Luv M6 25 ACP. Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)20:54:59 No.55022129 ► >>55022101 Ty my anonymous n---- Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:38:06 No.55021995 ► >>55021927 Jetfire Jim strikes again! Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)20:41:45 No.55022025 ► >>55016225 This is it.

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/k/ negligent discharge copypasta

File: D239F5A0-858C-4B88-AB1A-9(...).jpg (459 KB, 1500x1125) SHOP ng tern ager going bu NESVE tertinger atterlings terling how erfing Shutterfinger erfinge >>47059819 AaBui Anonymous 10/25/20(Sun)12:02:51 No.47059787 >>47059819 >>47059896 >>47060009 When was your first and last ND, /k/. Share memorable experiences. >tfw can't remember any Anonymous 10/25/20(Sun)12:06:49 No.47059819 >>47059828 >>47059881 >>47059916 >>47060004 >>47059787 (OP) NDs happen. I've had a few. >At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) >Drinking with friends >Show them my new Jericho >Try to manually decock >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police. Second time >At range >Showing friend pistol >Think gun is unloaded >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. >Forgot loaded mag in >Shoot between his feet Third time >At parents house. >Just bought a sig from a guy >Get home >hand grabs pistol on desk >shoot a 9x18 into wall >Try swapping slides with another sig I had >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. >Pull trigger >Shoot parents wall Anonymous 10/25/20(Sun)12:15:25 No.47059881 Fourth time >At my new house >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK >Release bolt Slam fires round into ground Fifth time >Showing a friend how to use it >No idea how but a round got chambered >Show him how the trigger works, >Pull trigger >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before Anonymous 10/25/20(Sun)12:07:50 No.47059828 Sixth time >Thought maybe the house was haunted >Grab a sig >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in > pull trigger at the same hole >Round goes off >>47059819 Seventh time >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded. Eighth time >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. >He's showing it off to me >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) >Pulled the trigger for some reason >Shot 3 rounds into my wall Ninth time >Be drinking white claws >Get a good buzz going >Decide to play with Ruger Vaquero >Forget I had it loaded with ratshot >Accidentally pepper TV screen with tons of pellets Tenth time >buy a pistol with the hammer exposed >thought if the hammer is down i dont need to keep it on safety >show it to my bro >he points it at wall facing moms side >he pulls the trigger >the hammer MOVES BY ITSELF from his retard strength >gun goes off Eleventh time >typing list of ND's >move hand from keyboard to mouse to hit post Anonymous 10/25/20(Sun)12:08:52 No.47059833 >>47059828 Twelth time >carry suppressed old .22lr hammer fired because if/when have to shoot defensively don't want sirens and lights and s---, just want to scuttle away with collar pulled up to hide from all the vidya >so can't always IWB depending on clothing/weather >carry in shoulder bag, sometimes very compact one, muzzle pointed at sky, hammer down on a loaded chamber as the hammer must be cocked to fire and I'm faster doing that than racking the slide >>47059833 >>47059916 >>47060004 >at small grocery store with 10 year old son. Yes, he knew. >slip shoulder bag off to dig out grocery bag at cash register >slips too fast, bag hits floor >little noise, as of breaking glass thermometer or something >quite bright in store, and as my heart rate goes through the roof and I try to look calm while picking up bag, digging out grocery bag, pulling out money to pay... a thin stream of drywall dust falls between the three of us, me, my son, and the store owner >son sees it too, his eyes and mine both dart to the ceiling maybe 12 feet up >I quickly force my eyes down and deal with bagging veggies and stuff Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them. >>47059916 >>47060004 >>47059898
File: D239F5A0-858C-4B88-AB1A-9(...).jpg (459 KB, 1500x1125) SHOP ng tern ager going bu NESVE tertinger atterlings terling how erfing Shutterfinger erfinge >>47059819 AaBui Anonymous 10/25/20(Sun)12:02:51 No.47059787 >>47059819 >>47059896 >>47060009 When was your first and last ND, /k/. Share memorable experiences. >tfw can't remember any Anonymous 10/25/20(Sun)12:06:49 No.47059819 >>47059828 >>47059881 >>47059916 >>47060004 >>47059787 (OP) NDs happen. I've had a few. >At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) >Drinking with friends >Show them my new Jericho >Try to manually decock >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police. Second time >At range >Showing friend pistol >Think gun is unloaded >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. >Forgot loaded mag in >Shoot between his feet Third time >At parents house. >Just bought a sig from a guy >Get home >hand grabs pistol on desk >shoot a 9x18 into wall >Try swapping slides with another sig I had >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. >Pull trigger >Shoot parents wall Anonymous 10/25/20(Sun)12:15:25 No.47059881 Fourth time >At my new house >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK >Release bolt Slam fires round into ground Fifth time >Showing a friend how to use it >No idea how but a round got chambered >Show him how the trigger works, >Pull trigger >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before Anonymous 10/25/20(Sun)12:07:50 No.47059828 Sixth time >Thought maybe the house was haunted >Grab a sig >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in > pull trigger at the same hole >Round goes off >>47059819 Seventh time >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded. Eighth time >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. >He's showing it off to me >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) >Pulled the trigger for some reason >Shot 3 rounds into my wall Ninth time >Be drinking white claws >Get a good buzz going >Decide to play with Ruger Vaquero >Forget I had it loaded with ratshot >Accidentally pepper TV screen with tons of pellets Tenth time >buy a pistol with the hammer exposed >thought if the hammer is down i dont need to keep it on safety >show it to my bro >he points it at wall facing moms side >he pulls the trigger >the hammer MOVES BY ITSELF from his retard strength >gun goes off Eleventh time >typing list of ND's >move hand from keyboard to mouse to hit post Anonymous 10/25/20(Sun)12:08:52 No.47059833 >>47059828 Twelth time >carry suppressed old .22lr hammer fired because if/when have to shoot defensively don't want sirens and lights and s---, just want to scuttle away with collar pulled up to hide from all the vidya >so can't always IWB depending on clothing/weather >carry in shoulder bag, sometimes very compact one, muzzle pointed at sky, hammer down on a loaded chamber as the hammer must be cocked to fire and I'm faster doing that than racking the slide >>47059833 >>47059916 >>47060004 >at small grocery store with 10 year old son. Yes, he knew. >slip shoulder bag off to dig out grocery bag at cash register >slips too fast, bag hits floor >little noise, as of breaking glass thermometer or something >quite bright in store, and as my heart rate goes through the roof and I try to look calm while picking up bag, digging out grocery bag, pulling out money to pay... a thin stream of drywall dust falls between the three of us, me, my son, and the store owner >son sees it too, his eyes and mine both dart to the ceiling maybe 12 feet up >I quickly force my eyes down and deal with bagging veggies and stuff Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them. >>47059916 >>47060004 >>47059898

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Anon swallows a bullet by accident

File: 144454604094.png (430 KB, 716x632) *CONCERN* Swallowed a bullet Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:04:05 No.54293204 ► >>54293211 >>54293214 >>54293218 >>54293244 >>54293261 >>54293357 >>54293361 >>54293362 >>54293387 >>54293405 >>54293505 >>54293517 >>54293540 >>54293681 >>54293691 >>54293718 >>54293874 >>54294014 >>54294186 >>54294468 >>54296150 >>54296294 >>54297322 >>54297328 >>54297354 >>54297786 >>54297854 >>54298021 >>54298536 >>54298557 >>54300168 >>54300259 >>54300983 >>54301188 >>54301405 >>54302111 >>54302132 >>54302181 >>54303112 >>54303562 >>54303827 >>54304485 >>54304601 >>54304665 >>54306716 >>54309957 ☐ Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:06:10 No.54293214 ► >>54296827 >>54293204 (OP) Point your bumhole at something and s--- out like a gun. Welp, I'm a f------ retard, /k/. I went to the range today because Murika, and got home afterwards for a party. I'm up late, drunk, and decided to not let the gunk build up overnight so I was mindlessly cleaning my XD-9 and playing with a bullet between my teeth when a firework went off right outside and I swallowed instinctively. So yeah. I swallowed a 9mm FMJ 124grn. Head to the ER? Or see if it'll pass the old fashioned way? I'm a pretty healthy thirtysomething, and even with insurance ER ain't free. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:05:45 No.54293211 ► >>54293233 >>54293330 >>54293353 >>54293359 Bit worried now >>54293204 (OP) you'll s--- it out. prob absorb the same amount of lead that you had been playing with a bullet in your mouth. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:36:58 No.54293369 ► >>54293394 >>54301441 >>54302227 File: 1654716629006.jpg (17 KB, 474x266) OF S--- THE PERCER Lmao, finally a proper /k/ thread after all thos reddit pro Ukraine shills. I have 9mm,45,. 357,5.56,5.45,7.62 and 12g. Your experinece might just encourage me to give it a go (the last time i tried my friends dissuaded me and i listened to them because i was drunk af). So please dont listen to the f--- ITT and dont go to the ER try it for at least a day, keep me posted and if it goes well i will also try and take the bullet pill. Listen here OP, i have thought of trying out swallowing differnt calibers of ammunition, to see what is the largest calibre my body can tolerate. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:38:49 No.54293382 ► >>54293836 >>54302267 >>54293362 Yeah I have a dumb habit of chewing on things like pens and such. I think that's over now. So yeah. I swallowed a 9mm FMJ 124grn. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:36:16 No.54293362 ► >>54293382 >>54293204 (OP) OP HERE. I'M ALIVE. >>54303562 Tell us what the doc said >>54293204 (OP) Why did you think putting a bullet in your mouth was a good idea? Do you do this often? Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:31:10 No.54303827 ► Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)06:47:41 No.54302613 ► >>54303215 File: OP.jpg (107 KB, 1024x922) File: 1651953997326.jpg (7 KB, 228x221) S--- it out and fire it. Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)08:53:25 No.54303570 ► >>54303590 Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)08:52:45 No.54303562 ► >>54303570 >>54303658 >>54303897 >>54304279 >>54306381 >>54306442 >>54306779 File: 1462415787653.jpg (14 KB, 200x156) >>54304455 >pic related Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:14:08 No.54303706 ► File: ray-liotta-laughing.gif (415 KB, 220x217) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)08:56:05 No.54303590 ► >>54303617 >>54303706 >>54303940 >>54304279 >>54306891 >>54310064 Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)17:32:17 No.54306891 ► >>54307266 >>54310064 File: 490618514-612x612.jpg (38 KB, 440x483) Whether you believe it's me or not, don't care. Just glad it's over with. I left this thread after about an hour of posting and went to the ER. Just got home now. $600 after insurance for x-rays, activated charcoal, laxatives, overnight stay, and blood tests (one when I got there, one before discharge. So long story short I shat it out intact, and according to my last blood test looks like I'm more or less in the clear. Doc made me feel like even more of a dumbass than you guys did. No pics of the s--- covered bullet because what is wrong with you. So that's the end to this. OP's a dumbass but gets to live another day. >>54303590 >"Respectfully sir, this is one of the stupidest cases I've ever had a grown man bring on themselves in my career." >>54303590 >>54306891 Petition to bestow OP with the tripname "Bulletshitter" Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)11:16:30 No.54304468 ► >>54304470 >>54308662 File: slowpoke.jpg (40 KB, 547x441) >>54293204 (OP) Try to join a flight, maybe you get jailed for being a IED Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)15:53:00 No.54294186 ► >>54307724 >>54293204 (OP) OP if you have a failure to eject, you may be undergassed. You may need to start eating beans if that round doesn't come out on its own. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)13:06:05 No.54293517 ► >>54293805 >>54294337 File: 1640736226372.png (43 KB, 240x240) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)17:21:00 No.54306779 ► File: where do you think we are.webm (912 KB, 640x480)-[Close] >>54303562 >No pics of the s--- covered bullet because what is wrong with you. >>54304279 Yeah it cost a bit, but note that I'm annoyed not devastated. $600 sucks but overall it won't affect my bottom line. Where do you think we are? ☐ Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)22:08:53 No.54297322 ▶ >>54297381 >>54302290 >>54304518 File: 1654447693173m.jpg (96 KB, 815x1024) Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)22:15:23 No.54297381 ► >>54297982 >>54303570 After it was revealed I was perfectly fine his demeanor totally changed from concerned to annoyed. was like "Respectfully sir, this is one of the stupidest cases I've ever had a grown man bring on themselves in my career." Never going back to that Urgent Care Center as long as I live. >>54297322 >How do you like your coffee? >Loaded. Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)11:46:55 No.54304665 ► File: 13b2c878-59b3-4451-a959-b(...).gif (1.05 MB, 400x215) >>54293242 Full cartridge, yep. >>54293204 (OP) WHY IS IT ALWAYS A F------ XD OWNER? WHY ARE ALL XD OWNERS RETARDS? >>54293204 (OP) >I'm a f------ retard >late, drunk >playing with a bullet between my teeth >I swallowed >thirtysomething HEY, FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! Let's try these nightmare Everything looks exactly vision goggles the same >>54293204 (OP) AjhahahHAHAHA! Get me into the screencap! And yeah I saw it. With the laxatives it was pretty much all water and they made me s--- into this collection thingy. I actually audibly heard the round hit the plastic and it was pretty apparent in the tube. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)22:55:21 No.54297786 ► File: 1629006461035.gif (1.33 MB, 498x498) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)08:02:26 No.54303215 ► File: 1656875127379.png (3 KB, 203x217) Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)13:43:32 No.54293681 ► File: 1406286053883.gif (1.8 MB, 324x208) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)00:06:23 No.54298515 ► Try using a silencer so neighbors wont find out when it hits the toilet ☐ Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:42:22 No.54303897 ► >>54303927 S--- and shoot op >>54303590 >"Respectfully sir, this is one of the stupidest cases I've ever had a grown man bring on themselves in my career." Anon, you realize that your name and address will be held in that hospital files forever, with the adnotation stating something like "possible irresponsible behaviour/mental deficiency leading to self-injures". And if you are really unlucky (which you probably are, judging from this story), your file will be labeled like "Bulletshitter" or something similar for a sake of finding it quicker as a reference if somethig like your case will happen again? t. guy who was working in archiving and disposal of old medical records from ER Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)22:39:05 No.54310064 >>54293204 (OP) Kek OP gonna die >>54303562 OP went from "bit the bullet" to "s--- the bullet" Imao Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:47:16 No.54303927 ► File: 1600539135635 (1).jpg (223 KB, 1000x1232) >>54303897 >>54293233 So you didn't just swallow bullet, but the complete cartridge and the powder? Anon Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:14:41 No.54293255 ► >>54293330 >>54293340 >>54293714 >>54296376 >>54301153 >>54303143 >>54304455 >>54304518 >>54306415 >>54309997 >>54310022 File: Everyday+we+drift+further(...).jpg (14 KB, 325x157) >>54302613 This will unironically tell op if the primer was comprimised and if he needs immediate chelation therapy to prevent brain damage kek there it is Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:12:32 No.54293242 ► >>54293255 >>54300002 >>54301216 >>54293204 (OP) I'm sorry, OP, but you're a dead man walking. Once the bullet finds your intestines, it will send out its roots and start growing inside you. Depending on the type of bullet, you'd see different effects, but since it's a 9mm you won't feel anything at first. That is, until a new Glock Tree is growing out of your throat. I'd recommend suicide. It's the only way to avoid a very painful death. I actually audibly heard the round hit the plastic and it was pretty Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:14:08 No.54303706 ► File: ray-liotta-laughing.gif (415 KB, 220x217) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)04:51:05 No.54301439 File: 1651777349160.jpg (288 KB, 720x720) why didnt you induce vomiting retard
File: 144454604094.png (430 KB, 716x632) *CONCERN* Swallowed a bullet Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:04:05 No.54293204 ► >>54293211 >>54293214 >>54293218 >>54293244 >>54293261 >>54293357 >>54293361 >>54293362 >>54293387 >>54293405 >>54293505 >>54293517 >>54293540 >>54293681 >>54293691 >>54293718 >>54293874 >>54294014 >>54294186 >>54294468 >>54296150 >>54296294 >>54297322 >>54297328 >>54297354 >>54297786 >>54297854 >>54298021 >>54298536 >>54298557 >>54300168 >>54300259 >>54300983 >>54301188 >>54301405 >>54302111 >>54302132 >>54302181 >>54303112 >>54303562 >>54303827 >>54304485 >>54304601 >>54304665 >>54306716 >>54309957 ☐ Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:06:10 No.54293214 ► >>54296827 >>54293204 (OP) Point your bumhole at something and s--- out like a gun. Welp, I'm a f------ retard, /k/. I went to the range today because Murika, and got home afterwards for a party. I'm up late, drunk, and decided to not let the gunk build up overnight so I was mindlessly cleaning my XD-9 and playing with a bullet between my teeth when a firework went off right outside and I swallowed instinctively. So yeah. I swallowed a 9mm FMJ 124grn. Head to the ER? Or see if it'll pass the old fashioned way? I'm a pretty healthy thirtysomething, and even with insurance ER ain't free. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:05:45 No.54293211 ► >>54293233 >>54293330 >>54293353 >>54293359 Bit worried now >>54293204 (OP) you'll s--- it out. prob absorb the same amount of lead that you had been playing with a bullet in your mouth. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:36:58 No.54293369 ► >>54293394 >>54301441 >>54302227 File: 1654716629006.jpg (17 KB, 474x266) OF S--- THE PERCER Lmao, finally a proper /k/ thread after all thos reddit pro Ukraine shills. I have 9mm,45,. 357,5.56,5.45,7.62 and 12g. Your experinece might just encourage me to give it a go (the last time i tried my friends dissuaded me and i listened to them because i was drunk af). So please dont listen to the f--- ITT and dont go to the ER try it for at least a day, keep me posted and if it goes well i will also try and take the bullet pill. Listen here OP, i have thought of trying out swallowing differnt calibers of ammunition, to see what is the largest calibre my body can tolerate. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:38:49 No.54293382 ► >>54293836 >>54302267 >>54293362 Yeah I have a dumb habit of chewing on things like pens and such. I think that's over now. So yeah. I swallowed a 9mm FMJ 124grn. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:36:16 No.54293362 ► >>54293382 >>54293204 (OP) OP HERE. I'M ALIVE. >>54303562 Tell us what the doc said >>54293204 (OP) Why did you think putting a bullet in your mouth was a good idea? Do you do this often? Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:31:10 No.54303827 ► Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)06:47:41 No.54302613 ► >>54303215 File: OP.jpg (107 KB, 1024x922) File: 1651953997326.jpg (7 KB, 228x221) S--- it out and fire it. Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)08:53:25 No.54303570 ► >>54303590 Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)08:52:45 No.54303562 ► >>54303570 >>54303658 >>54303897 >>54304279 >>54306381 >>54306442 >>54306779 File: 1462415787653.jpg (14 KB, 200x156) >>54304455 >pic related Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:14:08 No.54303706 ► File: ray-liotta-laughing.gif (415 KB, 220x217) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)08:56:05 No.54303590 ► >>54303617 >>54303706 >>54303940 >>54304279 >>54306891 >>54310064 Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)17:32:17 No.54306891 ► >>54307266 >>54310064 File: 490618514-612x612.jpg (38 KB, 440x483) Whether you believe it's me or not, don't care. Just glad it's over with. I left this thread after about an hour of posting and went to the ER. Just got home now. $600 after insurance for x-rays, activated charcoal, laxatives, overnight stay, and blood tests (one when I got there, one before discharge. So long story short I shat it out intact, and according to my last blood test looks like I'm more or less in the clear. Doc made me feel like even more of a dumbass than you guys did. No pics of the s--- covered bullet because what is wrong with you. So that's the end to this. OP's a dumbass but gets to live another day. >>54303590 >"Respectfully sir, this is one of the stupidest cases I've ever had a grown man bring on themselves in my career." >>54303590 >>54306891 Petition to bestow OP with the tripname "Bulletshitter" Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)11:16:30 No.54304468 ► >>54304470 >>54308662 File: slowpoke.jpg (40 KB, 547x441) >>54293204 (OP) Try to join a flight, maybe you get jailed for being a IED Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)15:53:00 No.54294186 ► >>54307724 >>54293204 (OP) OP if you have a failure to eject, you may be undergassed. You may need to start eating beans if that round doesn't come out on its own. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)13:06:05 No.54293517 ► >>54293805 >>54294337 File: 1640736226372.png (43 KB, 240x240) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)17:21:00 No.54306779 ► File: where do you think we are.webm (912 KB, 640x480)-[Close] >>54303562 >No pics of the s--- covered bullet because what is wrong with you. >>54304279 Yeah it cost a bit, but note that I'm annoyed not devastated. $600 sucks but overall it won't affect my bottom line. Where do you think we are? ☐ Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)22:08:53 No.54297322 ▶ >>54297381 >>54302290 >>54304518 File: 1654447693173m.jpg (96 KB, 815x1024) Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)22:15:23 No.54297381 ► >>54297982 >>54303570 After it was revealed I was perfectly fine his demeanor totally changed from concerned to annoyed. was like "Respectfully sir, this is one of the stupidest cases I've ever had a grown man bring on themselves in my career." Never going back to that Urgent Care Center as long as I live. >>54297322 >How do you like your coffee? >Loaded. Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)11:46:55 No.54304665 ► File: 13b2c878-59b3-4451-a959-b(...).gif (1.05 MB, 400x215) >>54293242 Full cartridge, yep. >>54293204 (OP) WHY IS IT ALWAYS A F------ XD OWNER? WHY ARE ALL XD OWNERS RETARDS? >>54293204 (OP) >I'm a f------ retard >late, drunk >playing with a bullet between my teeth >I swallowed >thirtysomething HEY, FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! Let's try these nightmare Everything looks exactly vision goggles the same >>54293204 (OP) AjhahahHAHAHA! Get me into the screencap! And yeah I saw it. With the laxatives it was pretty much all water and they made me s--- into this collection thingy. I actually audibly heard the round hit the plastic and it was pretty apparent in the tube. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)22:55:21 No.54297786 ► File: 1629006461035.gif (1.33 MB, 498x498) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)08:02:26 No.54303215 ► File: 1656875127379.png (3 KB, 203x217) Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)13:43:32 No.54293681 ► File: 1406286053883.gif (1.8 MB, 324x208) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)00:06:23 No.54298515 ► Try using a silencer so neighbors wont find out when it hits the toilet ☐ Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:42:22 No.54303897 ► >>54303927 S--- and shoot op >>54303590 >"Respectfully sir, this is one of the stupidest cases I've ever had a grown man bring on themselves in my career." Anon, you realize that your name and address will be held in that hospital files forever, with the adnotation stating something like "possible irresponsible behaviour/mental deficiency leading to self-injures". And if you are really unlucky (which you probably are, judging from this story), your file will be labeled like "Bulletshitter" or something similar for a sake of finding it quicker as a reference if somethig like your case will happen again? t. guy who was working in archiving and disposal of old medical records from ER Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)22:39:05 No.54310064 >>54293204 (OP) Kek OP gonna die >>54303562 OP went from "bit the bullet" to "s--- the bullet" Imao Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:47:16 No.54303927 ► File: 1600539135635 (1).jpg (223 KB, 1000x1232) >>54303897 >>54293233 So you didn't just swallow bullet, but the complete cartridge and the powder? Anon Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:14:41 No.54293255 ► >>54293330 >>54293340 >>54293714 >>54296376 >>54301153 >>54303143 >>54304455 >>54304518 >>54306415 >>54309997 >>54310022 File: Everyday+we+drift+further(...).jpg (14 KB, 325x157) >>54302613 This will unironically tell op if the primer was comprimised and if he needs immediate chelation therapy to prevent brain damage kek there it is Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:12:32 No.54293242 ► >>54293255 >>54300002 >>54301216 >>54293204 (OP) I'm sorry, OP, but you're a dead man walking. Once the bullet finds your intestines, it will send out its roots and start growing inside you. Depending on the type of bullet, you'd see different effects, but since it's a 9mm you won't feel anything at first. That is, until a new Glock Tree is growing out of your throat. I'd recommend suicide. It's the only way to avoid a very painful death. I actually audibly heard the round hit the plastic and it was pretty Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:14:08 No.54303706 ► File: ray-liotta-laughing.gif (415 KB, 220x217) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)04:51:05 No.54301439 File: 1651777349160.jpg (288 KB, 720x720) why didnt you induce vomiting retard

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HYDRATE Please no mustang2733.tumblr.com Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)15:36:01 No.34118718>>34120635 >>34121540 >>34122336 >>34117985 Everything is second hand so I'll get lots of s--- wrong. >be overnight marine friend >taking s--- >DI breaks in >"MARINE." >"Y-yes Sergeant Instructor?" >"HAVE A MILK SHAKE." >"T-thanks s-sergeant instructor." >DI pushes a large mcdonalds chocolate shake into his chest >ten minutes later in the barracks >other DI kicks in the door >"WHO THE F--- STOLE MY MILKSHAKE." >everyone looks at confused marine friend holding a mcdonalds milkshake >original DI sprints over whispering very mean words about what will happen if he says anything >"YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE." >"please no." >"HYDRATE." >After chugging the entire shake, puking and nearly collapsing >"Now that you're hydrated and full of energy, I think it's time to use that energy!" >"n-no." >several hours later >"Not bad Marine, but you owe me one milkshake. Instead I think I'll take one thousand pushups at a time of my choosing." >several weeks later in formation before graduation >"Congratulations Marine, also I'm calling in that debt you owe me." >recently enlisted >one night Gunny t sergeant abduct na stupor >force him to get s-------- with them >night ends with all three pissing on the sgt major's doorstep >gunny s---- on his car >"if you ever say a word we'll f------ kill you and let the locals eat your body." I'll try to recall his other stories, especially the time he smuggled drugs over the mexican border. Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)19:21:45 No.34120635 >>34122336 >>34118718 >YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE >please no >HYDRATE F------ kek
HYDRATE Please no mustang2733.tumblr.com Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)15:36:01 No.34118718>>34120635 >>34121540 >>34122336 >>34117985 Everything is second hand so I'll get lots of s--- wrong. >be overnight marine friend >taking s--- >DI breaks in >"MARINE." >"Y-yes Sergeant Instructor?" >"HAVE A MILK SHAKE." >"T-thanks s-sergeant instructor." >DI pushes a large mcdonalds chocolate shake into his chest >ten minutes later in the barracks >other DI kicks in the door >"WHO THE F--- STOLE MY MILKSHAKE." >everyone looks at confused marine friend holding a mcdonalds milkshake >original DI sprints over whispering very mean words about what will happen if he says anything >"YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE." >"please no." >"HYDRATE." >After chugging the entire shake, puking and nearly collapsing >"Now that you're hydrated and full of energy, I think it's time to use that energy!" >"n-no." >several hours later >"Not bad Marine, but you owe me one milkshake. Instead I think I'll take one thousand pushups at a time of my choosing." >several weeks later in formation before graduation >"Congratulations Marine, also I'm calling in that debt you owe me." >recently enlisted >one night Gunny t sergeant abduct na stupor >force him to get s-------- with them >night ends with all three pissing on the sgt major's doorstep >gunny s---- on his car >"if you ever say a word we'll f------ kill you and let the locals eat your body." I'll try to recall his other stories, especially the time he smuggled drugs over the mexican border. Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)19:21:45 No.34120635 >>34122336 >>34118718 >YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE >please no >HYDRATE F------ kek

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>> Anonymous 2017-07-13 09:23:56 Post No.34534587 [Report] Quoted by: >>34541340 File: willy wocka.gif (2MB, 300x210px)Image search: [Google] >>34522307 Inna Gan > Inna willy-wocka (chinook) > Trying to land at s----- Observation post uppamountain > Been trying to land for the past hour > Can't due to heavy fire > Like bien dien phu 2.0 down there > Got this guy sitting opposite me > Imagine wendell out of the simpsons > Pale as s---, shaking from the air sickness > Throwing evasive manoeuvres that a ballerina would struggle to do. > Our original Ugly escort nearly dry > Each get given one air sickness bag each > Everyone uses there's > Prick opposite me needs another one as he's filled his up > Crew chief tell him they're fresh out > Chinooks gonna grab height, uglys gonna act as bait, Chinooks going to dive into the OP quick > Manoeuvre starts and we see nothing but sky outside > See this guy going to lay a pavement pizza > Calmly he undoes his admin pouch > Throws up into admin pouch > Land violently and throws up next to the ramp > He runs to disembark > Slips on own puke front first > Chunder in his pouch comes squirting out like an e---------- straight into his face > Slides down the ramp into the m60 tail gun knocking himself out Nicknames pouches or kangaroo after that
>> Anonymous 2017-07-13 09:23:56 Post No.34534587 [Report] Quoted by: >>34541340 File: willy wocka.gif (2MB, 300x210px)Image search: [Google] >>34522307 Inna Gan > Inna willy-wocka (chinook) > Trying to land at s----- Observation post uppamountain > Been trying to land for the past hour > Can't due to heavy fire > Like bien dien phu 2.0 down there > Got this guy sitting opposite me > Imagine wendell out of the simpsons > Pale as s---, shaking from the air sickness > Throwing evasive manoeuvres that a ballerina would struggle to do. > Our original Ugly escort nearly dry > Each get given one air sickness bag each > Everyone uses there's > Prick opposite me needs another one as he's filled his up > Crew chief tell him they're fresh out > Chinooks gonna grab height, uglys gonna act as bait, Chinooks going to dive into the OP quick > Manoeuvre starts and we see nothing but sky outside > See this guy going to lay a pavement pizza > Calmly he undoes his admin pouch > Throws up into admin pouch > Land violently and throws up next to the ramp > He runs to disembark > Slips on own puke front first > Chunder in his pouch comes squirting out like an e---------- straight into his face > Slides down the ramp into the m60 tail gun knocking himself out Nicknames pouches or kangaroo after that

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>On April 11, Hauptsturmfuhrer Fritz Klingenberg's instructions were to reconnoiter and establish checkpoints, secure any bridges and roads encountered, then hold for reinforcements. Heavy rains and melting snow had washed away nearly all soft surfaces, and bridges had been destroyed by retreating Yugoslav forces. The main avenues of approach to Belgrade were no longer viable routes, and the tanks would be hard pressed to continue without massive engineering support to clear those areas. After several hours of observing the stricken city from across the Danube River, Klingenberg believed that Belgrade was his for the taking, due to the confusion caused by the bombardments provided his unit arrived in time. He had only 24 hours to submit a report to his command, and a decision had to be made quickly. >Klingenberg saw a chance to probe more deeply into the city's environs when one of his men found an abandoned motorboat tied to a tree along the banks of the swollen Danube. Taking only one sergeant and five privates, he negotiated the treacherous river. The trip was extremely dangerous, the currents raging from the runoff of melting snow in the mountains and from torrential rains. The boat was overloaded, as well. Reaching the far side of the Danube, Klingenberg sent two men back to ferry more troops over before sunset. On the return trip, however the boat struck a submerged obstacle and sank. Klingenberg's 'navy' ceased to exist, leaving the captain and six of his men stranded. They were totally isolated, with limited supplies and ammunition. >The squad advanced along the road and encountered a few British-made vehicles manned by Yugoslav soldiers. They captured two trucks and a bus, along with some 20 enemy soldiers. One of the men on the bus was an inebriated German tourist who had been trapped in Belgrade since the invasion started. The tourist, who spoke Croatian, had been apprehended as a spy by the Yugoslav soldiers and was being taken to be executed. He was still drunk and unaware of his impending fate. When he sobered up, he thought that he was still among his group of partygoers until he was informed of the situation. Klingenberg used him as an interpreter, in which capacity the grateful German was most helpful. >The SS men continued on, using their prisoners and a few captured uniforms to get past several enemy checkpoints. They made good progress the first day without any of the enemy checkpoint guards becoming suspicious. The Germans added the Yugoslav guards to the increasing number of prisoners they were collecting along the way. The population of Belgrade, after several days of bombing, was anticipating a long siege rather than an attack, and the lax security that Klingenberg encountered played directly into his hands. >Upon entering the outskirts of the city, the Germans became involved in a two-hour running firefight. They finally drove their captured vehicles into the city with many wounded prisoners aboard, including the hapless tourist. Miraculously, none of the SS men were wounded in the fight. They ended up in the city center, all alone and surrounded by a wide-eyed, bewildered population. The only SS casualty in Belgrade thus far was a private who had fallen and sprained his wrist. >The Germans were amazed to find that no one attacked them in the city. The civilians went about their daily business as if nothing had happened. Klingenberg ordered Sergeant Hans Hossfelder to raise the German colors, replacing the Yugoslavian national flag with the German ensign shortly after 5 p.m. on April 12. Under Klingenberg's orders, his men began to strut about the city on patrol, giving the inhabitants the unmistakable impression that they were in charge. >The mayor of Belgrade came up to the Germans, complete with his entourage of city officials and in proper ceremonial dress. After asking what was going on, he inquired about the terms of surrender. Klingenberg told the mayor that his was the point team of several SS tank divisions, and if he did not check in with his unit by radio with the information requested, the Luftwaffe would continue their attempts to level the city. He also said that the air attacks would be followed by an artillery barrage and armored and infantry attacks that would spare no one. >The other Germans looked at their leader as if he was mad. Their radio was damaged and could not transmit, only receive; their unit was a considerable distance away; and they were out of ammunition and food. Sergeant Hossfelder later told his captain that he was in the wrong business, adding that the Propaganda Ministry could surely find a use for him. The mayor fell for the ruse, and after an hour-long conversation with Klingenberg, he began the necessary arrangements for the surrender of the city. Then, as if on cue, a group of German aircraft flew over the city on a reconnaissance mission, and Klingenberg took advantage of the moment. He looked up, pointing to the sky, and reminded the mayor that the clock was ticking. Klingenberg gave his word that if all instructions were followed, no further harm would befall the city or its inhabitants. The city officials seemed relieved to hear that. The soldiers and city militia agreed to lay down their arms in exchange for the Germans' ceasing additional attacks. The Yugoslav army stacked its arms in the city square, and Klingenberg had all of the men register with the mayor. Klingenberg then ordered the prisoners to quarter themselves in four of the largest hotels and posted a German guard to each building. The handful of Germans had just captured more than 1,300 troops and a city with a population of over 200,000 without firing. shot. The city had suffered considerable damage, but not enough to prevent the locals from continuing with life and business as usual. Yugaslav soldiers outside the city, unaware of what had happened to their capital, drove into Belgrade only to be ordered by their superiors to lay down their arms, abandon their vehicles and march to the hotels. All the Yugoslavians complied without hesitation. Klingenberg and his men made themselves comfortable in the city's finest hotel, making fake radio transmissions to reinforce the charade. They stockpiled bottles of wine and weapons, and two of the men disappeared with a couple of local women. Meanwhile, Klingenberg consolidated his position, knowing that things could still go wrong. If the main force did not arrive soon, the game was up. He had his men recruit locals to help procure every map, police record and tax record in the city. AL >The chief of police was ordered to provide a list of all criminals in the city, stating their crimes, age and other pertinent information. Women with nursing skills were to report for duty immediately, and all doctors were called in as well. Every liter of gasoline was accounted for, and oil, medical supplies and other necessities were placed in special holding facilities. The hospital was to be neutral ground, and all health care was to be maintained as a gesture of good will. Klingenberg even ordered the schools to remain open and placed no restrictions on daily business. He did, however, place an 8 p.m. curfew on the city; only citizens with a pass signed by him could legally venture outside their homes after that time. >The next day, April 13, more of Klingenberg's men who had remained on the opposite side of the river followed their leader into the city. Seeing the German flag, they believed that the main force had somehow bypassed them. They were amazed to find the 'lost' men in command of the primary objective, with the locals not hostile but actually accommodating. Hossfelder told the new arrivals what had transpired and warned them to play along. They flexed their military muscle by commandeering every vehicle they could find. >Finally, on the night of April 13, the forward elements of Das Reich entered the city expecting a heavy fight. They had disregarded radio transmissions they had received telling of the city's surrender, believing it was an enemy hoax, possibly an attempt to lure German units into an ambush. Rumor had it that Klingenberg and his men had been captured, tortured and forced to release the codes required for proper radio communications. The XLV Corps commander was so furious at not having received his intelligence summary that he had threatened to have Klingenberg court-martialed if he were found alive as a prisoner. The first place he inquired for Klingenberg was at a brothel, figuring that he would find the renegade captain there. The corps A commander's fury soon subsided when he learned why his junior company commander had been negligent in his duties. >The rest of Das Reich and supplemental army Panzergrenadierunits entered Belgrade in force the following day, and instead of fighting their way into the city, they were greeted with wine and cheese. The Yugoslav prisoners were conscripted to reinforce the German defense in case of partisan attacks. >Sadly, when the mayor realized that he had been duped, he shot himself. On April 17, Josip Broz, better known as Tito, the trade unionist and leader of the 'illegal' Communist Party, acknowledged defeat in Yugoslavia and surrendered the country in name only. He fled into the mountains with his partisans, where, supported by the British, he waged a four-year guerrilla campaign against his country's invaders. He would later become president of a Communist Yugoslavia, which nevertheless rejected association with the Soviet-dominated Warsaw Pact.Klingenberg persuaded the garrison commander to relinquish his maps and divulge the location of his minefields and gun emplacements, as well as the nearby anti-aircraft emplacements and adjacent auxiliary airstrip. Markers were placed that could be clearly seen from the air, and German transports were able to land, bringing food, ammunition and war correspondents. Klingenberg even had some of the prisoners repair the damaged runways and confiscated several obsolete aircraft. German Intelligence had projected before Belgrade surrendered that Yugoslav army casualties would number approximately 10,000 to 15,000 wounded and 2,000 dead after massive Luftwaffe and artillery bombardment and a subsequent fight to enter the city. Civilian casualties were predicted to be 10 times those figures. Klingenberg was concerned for the welfare of his men, yet he was also worried about the fate of the civilians. He did not see the need for further bloodshed in the city, and his men were actually treated well by the civilians, who knew that they could have suffered a much worse fate.At first, the German high command did not believe that the city had been taken. There was even word that Klingenberg would be shot for trying to fake such an exploit. Two days of radio transmissions were needed to convince Berlin that all was well. Lieutenant General Paul Hausser was ordered to inspect for himself. >>1472453 >When Klingenberg reported to his superiors to explain why he had not followed orders, he was drunk, unshaven and smelled of perfume. After several minutes of heavy grilling, the frustrated Klingenberg said, 'What was I to do, give the city back?' >His indiscretions were overlooked, and the German battle plan, now obsolete, was stamped 'completed.' >The drive into Greece was now ahead of schedule. The cost of the entire Yugoslavian campaign to Germany was 558 wounded and 151 killed, with less than a dozen aircraft lost. More than 340,000 Yugoslavs were captured. The exact number killed will never be known. >For his daring exploit, Klingenberg was awarded the Knight's Cross, and he became a favorite of the SS inner circle. The 'Old Man,' as he came to be known, was periodically sent to Bad Tölz as an instructor on tactics and battlefield initiative. On March 15, 1944, he became the only Bad Tölz graduate to assume command of the school Klingenberg was not a hearty drinker or talker and never boasted of his accomplishments. >When later asked by students at Bad Tölz how he had captured the capital of a country, he simply said, 'I was not too preoccupied at the time, and found something to do."
>On April 11, Hauptsturmfuhrer Fritz Klingenberg's instructions were to reconnoiter and establish checkpoints, secure any bridges and roads encountered, then hold for reinforcements. Heavy rains and melting snow had washed away nearly all soft surfaces, and bridges had been destroyed by retreating Yugoslav forces. The main avenues of approach to Belgrade were no longer viable routes, and the tanks would be hard pressed to continue without massive engineering support to clear those areas. After several hours of observing the stricken city from across the Danube River, Klingenberg believed that Belgrade was his for the taking, due to the confusion caused by the bombardments provided his unit arrived in time. He had only 24 hours to submit a report to his command, and a decision had to be made quickly. >Klingenberg saw a chance to probe more deeply into the city's environs when one of his men found an abandoned motorboat tied to a tree along the banks of the swollen Danube. Taking only one sergeant and five privates, he negotiated the treacherous river. The trip was extremely dangerous, the currents raging from the runoff of melting snow in the mountains and from torrential rains. The boat was overloaded, as well. Reaching the far side of the Danube, Klingenberg sent two men back to ferry more troops over before sunset. On the return trip, however the boat struck a submerged obstacle and sank. Klingenberg's 'navy' ceased to exist, leaving the captain and six of his men stranded. They were totally isolated, with limited supplies and ammunition. >The squad advanced along the road and encountered a few British-made vehicles manned by Yugoslav soldiers. They captured two trucks and a bus, along with some 20 enemy soldiers. One of the men on the bus was an inebriated German tourist who had been trapped in Belgrade since the invasion started. The tourist, who spoke Croatian, had been apprehended as a spy by the Yugoslav soldiers and was being taken to be executed. He was still drunk and unaware of his impending fate. When he sobered up, he thought that he was still among his group of partygoers until he was informed of the situation. Klingenberg used him as an interpreter, in which capacity the grateful German was most helpful. >The SS men continued on, using their prisoners and a few captured uniforms to get past several enemy checkpoints. They made good progress the first day without any of the enemy checkpoint guards becoming suspicious. The Germans added the Yugoslav guards to the increasing number of prisoners they were collecting along the way. The population of Belgrade, after several days of bombing, was anticipating a long siege rather than an attack, and the lax security that Klingenberg encountered played directly into his hands. >Upon entering the outskirts of the city, the Germans became involved in a two-hour running firefight. They finally drove their captured vehicles into the city with many wounded prisoners aboard, including the hapless tourist. Miraculously, none of the SS men were wounded in the fight. They ended up in the city center, all alone and surrounded by a wide-eyed, bewildered population. The only SS casualty in Belgrade thus far was a private who had fallen and sprained his wrist. >The Germans were amazed to find that no one attacked them in the city. The civilians went about their daily business as if nothing had happened. Klingenberg ordered Sergeant Hans Hossfelder to raise the German colors, replacing the Yugoslavian national flag with the German ensign shortly after 5 p.m. on April 12. Under Klingenberg's orders, his men began to strut about the city on patrol, giving the inhabitants the unmistakable impression that they were in charge. >The mayor of Belgrade came up to the Germans, complete with his entourage of city officials and in proper ceremonial dress. After asking what was going on, he inquired about the terms of surrender. Klingenberg told the mayor that his was the point team of several SS tank divisions, and if he did not check in with his unit by radio with the information requested, the Luftwaffe would continue their attempts to level the city. He also said that the air attacks would be followed by an artillery barrage and armored and infantry attacks that would spare no one. >The other Germans looked at their leader as if he was mad. Their radio was damaged and could not transmit, only receive; their unit was a considerable distance away; and they were out of ammunition and food. Sergeant Hossfelder later told his captain that he was in the wrong business, adding that the Propaganda Ministry could surely find a use for him. The mayor fell for the ruse, and after an hour-long conversation with Klingenberg, he began the necessary arrangements for the surrender of the city. Then, as if on cue, a group of German aircraft flew over the city on a reconnaissance mission, and Klingenberg took advantage of the moment. He looked up, pointing to the sky, and reminded the mayor that the clock was ticking. Klingenberg gave his word that if all instructions were followed, no further harm would befall the city or its inhabitants. The city officials seemed relieved to hear that. The soldiers and city militia agreed to lay down their arms in exchange for the Germans' ceasing additional attacks. The Yugoslav army stacked its arms in the city square, and Klingenberg had all of the men register with the mayor. Klingenberg then ordered the prisoners to quarter themselves in four of the largest hotels and posted a German guard to each building. The handful of Germans had just captured more than 1,300 troops and a city with a population of over 200,000 without firing. shot. The city had suffered considerable damage, but not enough to prevent the locals from continuing with life and business as usual. Yugaslav soldiers outside the city, unaware of what had happened to their capital, drove into Belgrade only to be ordered by their superiors to lay down their arms, abandon their vehicles and march to the hotels. All the Yugoslavians complied without hesitation. Klingenberg and his men made themselves comfortable in the city's finest hotel, making fake radio transmissions to reinforce the charade. They stockpiled bottles of wine and weapons, and two of the men disappeared with a couple of local women. Meanwhile, Klingenberg consolidated his position, knowing that things could still go wrong. If the main force did not arrive soon, the game was up. He had his men recruit locals to help procure every map, police record and tax record in the city. AL >The chief of police was ordered to provide a list of all criminals in the city, stating their crimes, age and other pertinent information. Women with nursing skills were to report for duty immediately, and all doctors were called in as well. Every liter of gasoline was accounted for, and oil, medical supplies and other necessities were placed in special holding facilities. The hospital was to be neutral ground, and all health care was to be maintained as a gesture of good will. Klingenberg even ordered the schools to remain open and placed no restrictions on daily business. He did, however, place an 8 p.m. curfew on the city; only citizens with a pass signed by him could legally venture outside their homes after that time. >The next day, April 13, more of Klingenberg's men who had remained on the opposite side of the river followed their leader into the city. Seeing the German flag, they believed that the main force had somehow bypassed them. They were amazed to find the 'lost' men in command of the primary objective, with the locals not hostile but actually accommodating. Hossfelder told the new arrivals what had transpired and warned them to play along. They flexed their military muscle by commandeering every vehicle they could find. >Finally, on the night of April 13, the forward elements of Das Reich entered the city expecting a heavy fight. They had disregarded radio transmissions they had received telling of the city's surrender, believing it was an enemy hoax, possibly an attempt to lure German units into an ambush. Rumor had it that Klingenberg and his men had been captured, tortured and forced to release the codes required for proper radio communications. The XLV Corps commander was so furious at not having received his intelligence summary that he had threatened to have Klingenberg court-martialed if he were found alive as a prisoner. The first place he inquired for Klingenberg was at a brothel, figuring that he would find the renegade captain there. The corps A commander's fury soon subsided when he learned why his junior company commander had been negligent in his duties. >The rest of Das Reich and supplemental army Panzergrenadierunits entered Belgrade in force the following day, and instead of fighting their way into the city, they were greeted with wine and cheese. The Yugoslav prisoners were conscripted to reinforce the German defense in case of partisan attacks. >Sadly, when the mayor realized that he had been duped, he shot himself. On April 17, Josip Broz, better known as Tito, the trade unionist and leader of the 'illegal' Communist Party, acknowledged defeat in Yugoslavia and surrendered the country in name only. He fled into the mountains with his partisans, where, supported by the British, he waged a four-year guerrilla campaign against his country's invaders. He would later become president of a Communist Yugoslavia, which nevertheless rejected association with the Soviet-dominated Warsaw Pact.Klingenberg persuaded the garrison commander to relinquish his maps and divulge the location of his minefields and gun emplacements, as well as the nearby anti-aircraft emplacements and adjacent auxiliary airstrip. Markers were placed that could be clearly seen from the air, and German transports were able to land, bringing food, ammunition and war correspondents. Klingenberg even had some of the prisoners repair the damaged runways and confiscated several obsolete aircraft. German Intelligence had projected before Belgrade surrendered that Yugoslav army casualties would number approximately 10,000 to 15,000 wounded and 2,000 dead after massive Luftwaffe and artillery bombardment and a subsequent fight to enter the city. Civilian casualties were predicted to be 10 times those figures. Klingenberg was concerned for the welfare of his men, yet he was also worried about the fate of the civilians. He did not see the need for further bloodshed in the city, and his men were actually treated well by the civilians, who knew that they could have suffered a much worse fate.At first, the German high command did not believe that the city had been taken. There was even word that Klingenberg would be shot for trying to fake such an exploit. Two days of radio transmissions were needed to convince Berlin that all was well. Lieutenant General Paul Hausser was ordered to inspect for himself. >>1472453 >When Klingenberg reported to his superiors to explain why he had not followed orders, he was drunk, unshaven and smelled of perfume. After several minutes of heavy grilling, the frustrated Klingenberg said, 'What was I to do, give the city back?' >His indiscretions were overlooked, and the German battle plan, now obsolete, was stamped 'completed.' >The drive into Greece was now ahead of schedule. The cost of the entire Yugoslavian campaign to Germany was 558 wounded and 151 killed, with less than a dozen aircraft lost. More than 340,000 Yugoslavs were captured. The exact number killed will never be known. >For his daring exploit, Klingenberg was awarded the Knight's Cross, and he became a favorite of the SS inner circle. The 'Old Man,' as he came to be known, was periodically sent to Bad Tölz as an instructor on tactics and battlefield initiative. On March 15, 1944, he became the only Bad Tölz graduate to assume command of the school Klingenberg was not a hearty drinker or talker and never boasted of his accomplishments. >When later asked by students at Bad Tölz how he had captured the capital of a country, he simply said, 'I was not too preoccupied at the time, and found something to do."

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Bazooka Charlie

Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)10:57:03 No.24852157 ► >>24852195>>24852240 >>24852309 >>24852376 >>24852409 File: Bazooka Charlie.jpg (45 KB, 514x293) >>24851028 Is this the grandaddy of COIN ops? Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)11:24:31 No.24852240 ► >>24852290 >>24852157 Bazooka Charlie was f----- crazy >Hey charlie! we need a spotter for the arty >ok.jpg >arty can't hit for s--- >jerry's getting uppity >f--- this s--- >strap a bunch of bazookas to the jury struts of my Grasshopper >boom boom bitches Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)11:36:58 No.24852290 ► >>24852240 That's an understatement: >First, strap 2 bazookas to the struts. >Good but not effective enough, add two more. >Still no banana, add two more >Installs six different triggering mechanism so he can selectively fire all of the tubes. (Because why the f--- not?) >Now we're talking, but that new improved M9 bazooka just came out, so swap the old ones for the new ones. >Awright, let's go K---- hunting! Considering the man was flying a goddamn Piper Cub flying slower than a ground car at full speed well in range of hand-held weapons, yeah, he was fukken crazy! Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)11:40:23 No.24852309 ► >>24852322 >>24852376 >>24852157 He must have been the biggest troll of the war >not enough firepower to do serious damage to any formations >enough firepower to ruin your f------ day >faggoty little plane that is more irritating than intimidating Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)11:45:09 No.24852322 >>24852330 >>24852381 >>24852376 >>24852377 >>24852309 >Be in an elite SS battalion >Battle-hardened veterans >Going to kick those f------ allies in the teeth >Get in your Tiger! >Vorwääääääärts! >Some giggling a------ in motorized kite shows up at walking pace and start lobbing rockets at you Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)11:46:16 No.24852330 ► File: mywehrmachtface.png (215 KB, 592x336) >>24852322 Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)12:05:08 No.24852377 >>24859875 File: LOLYES.gif (1.77 MB, 300x174) >>24852322 >Some giggling a------ in motorized kite shows up at walking pace and start lobbing rockets at you Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)12:04:49 No.24852376► >>24858441 >>24852361 >>24852322 >>24852309 >>24852157 The Kubelwagens natural predator
Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)10:57:03 No.24852157 ► >>24852195>>24852240 >>24852309 >>24852376 >>24852409 File: Bazooka Charlie.jpg (45 KB, 514x293) >>24851028 Is this the grandaddy of COIN ops? Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)11:24:31 No.24852240 ► >>24852290 >>24852157 Bazooka Charlie was f----- crazy >Hey charlie! we need a spotter for the arty >ok.jpg >arty can't hit for s--- >jerry's getting uppity >f--- this s--- >strap a bunch of bazookas to the jury struts of my Grasshopper >boom boom bitches Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)11:36:58 No.24852290 ► >>24852240 That's an understatement: >First, strap 2 bazookas to the struts. >Good but not effective enough, add two more. >Still no banana, add two more >Installs six different triggering mechanism so he can selectively fire all of the tubes. (Because why the f--- not?) >Now we're talking, but that new improved M9 bazooka just came out, so swap the old ones for the new ones. >Awright, let's go K---- hunting! Considering the man was flying a goddamn Piper Cub flying slower than a ground car at full speed well in range of hand-held weapons, yeah, he was fukken crazy! Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)11:40:23 No.24852309 ► >>24852322 >>24852376 >>24852157 He must have been the biggest troll of the war >not enough firepower to do serious damage to any formations >enough firepower to ruin your f------ day >faggoty little plane that is more irritating than intimidating Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)11:45:09 No.24852322 >>24852330 >>24852381 >>24852376 >>24852377 >>24852309 >Be in an elite SS battalion >Battle-hardened veterans >Going to kick those f------ allies in the teeth >Get in your Tiger! >Vorwääääääärts! >Some giggling a------ in motorized kite shows up at walking pace and start lobbing rockets at you Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)11:46:16 No.24852330 ► File: mywehrmachtface.png (215 KB, 592x336) >>24852322 Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)12:05:08 No.24852377 >>24859875 File: LOLYES.gif (1.77 MB, 300x174) >>24852322 >Some giggling a------ in motorized kite shows up at walking pace and start lobbing rockets at you Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)12:04:49 No.24852376► >>24858441 >>24852361 >>24852322 >>24852309 >>24852157 The Kubelwagens natural predator

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NVA War Story

File: 1367849324910.jpg-(108 KB, 500x705, 1367520520262.jpg) EG0 Five weeks states >Quan s >uncle t a8 O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)10:08 No.16162786 Replies: >>161 Family war stories thread? >be aunt by marriage's father >be med student in North Vietnam >be drafted into NVA as a medic >can't wait to kill some capitalist pigdogs for the glorious revolution a joint NVA/VC operation and specialists, VC footsoldiers >kept in the dark about mission details team arives in coastal fishing town >get sent to up with contact >contact briefs them on mission >team will be carried to a large island miles offshore >island has an old abandoned airstrip from WW2 >plan is to boobytrap the f--- out of island >make it unusable for the US >hole n the surrounding jungle and ambush American soldiers as they enter e up Morning of the Operation >boarding fishing boats >boats have crates of supplies under nets and s--- >notice they have about a week's >uncle points this out to the commander (Quan) a ton of ammunition, explosives, and tools supply of food and water assures him that the NVA will pick them up after the Americans flee >Quan >also, that the Viet Cong footsoldiers with them are rural people used to living off the land >if there's a delay, the VC can forage for food >uncle is a bit unnerved, but still excited to do his part for the revolution (CONTINUED) O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)10:40 No.16163005 Replies: >>16163227 >>16162786 (OP) (CONTINUED) >fishermen drop them off on island shaul >haul ass unloading supplies and equipment >set up camp innawoods >start turning likely landing areas into a deathtrap >punjii pits, J-- landmines, tripwires, etc >hidden machine gun nests >subtle range markers for sniper made >f--- up non-overgrown parts of the landing strip >watch for ships and aircraft constantly >uncle sits on a log watching the horizon at night with an SKS some nights Four dave Four days >Americans still haven't showed up >one of the head boobytrap guys is having trouble installing some kind of explosive trap >asks for one of the other experts and his assistant to come take a look >other guy tinkers with it >*BOOM >bits of half the boobytrap team raining down >surviving experts realize they neglected to mark where many of the dead men's traps were located >Quan is p----- as f--- >orders everyone to be careful as hell about setting off traps One week >out of water >running low on rations >somebody got hung in an unmarked foot trap >uncle used up a ton of antibiotics treating him Two weeks >VC guys stretched food supply for a while with edible plants and wildlife, but there are too many people to feed >the second in command gets bit by a snake >has a major allergic reaction to the venom >dies Three weeks >everyone is starving >Quan and other officers getting lions share of whatever is left to eat >still no Americans people getting p----- at officers Three and a half weeks >see US >aircrae ps in the distance alrerait flying overhead >prepare for battle >something's wrong >they aren't coming closer >realize ships are passing the island >heading towards the mainland >see smoke on the horizon >hear distant explosions >realize the Americans aren't coming to the island >realize their contacts and prayed for extraction team probably just got blown up >they're on their own (Continued) >> O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)11:15 No.16163227 Replies: >>16163392 >>16163452 >>16163459 >>16163005 (Continued) >very f------ hungry at this point >city guy kills a snake >doesn't cut the head off before trying to prep it >dead snake reflexively whips back and bites him >anotheronebitesthedust.jpg >someone is caught hoarding food >gets killed by p----- off comrade iend >friend of hoarder shoots his killer >Quan shoots friend Four weeks >uncle is having some serious thoughts about this whole communism and global revolution thing >start clandestine meetings with a few other guys who don't want to die on this f------ island >plan is >work in shifts putting one together in a remote part of the island >uncle wakes up to sound of gunfire >Quan tells men not to worry about it >sniper comes walking out of the brush an hour later >has a soaking wet bag over his shoulder >Quan states that they discovered two traitors plotting to escape and warn the US of their presence >he had been suspicious of one man in particular, so he had the sniper track him when he went on a foraging run >Quan orders somehow build a raft and escape unnoticed by the hardliners duan orders sniper to open the >sniper dumps two heads on the ground >uncle recognizes them as co-conspirators >sniper states >waited until he'd seen another guy come out to work on it that he followed the traitor to the raft, and watched whoever went out that way >told Quan Guan >Quan ordered the other guy he'd spotted to try fishing on the beach near the raft area >guy went over to check in raft first >sniper shot them both >Quan states that he thinks there are more traitors in their midst >uncle and other remaining conspirator realize they are in deep s--- >about a dozen men left total, most of whom are f------ terrified of Quan and the sniper now >will do anything they say in order to stay out of their wrath >uncle and friend realize they won't ever make it off this damn island if Quan and the sniper are alive >if they're both taken out, the other guys will likely want to get off the island ASAP as well (Continued) O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)11:49 No.16163459 Replies: >>16163487 >>16163491 >>16163526 >>16163227 (Continued) >decide they have to kill Quan and the sniper >uncle takes Quan, friend takes sniper >both targets are paranoid as hell about mutiny >this is going to be difficult Six weeks >uncle plans to place a snake in Quan's bedroll >no luck catching any for a few days >one night wake up to screaming >blinding flashes from three gunshots >Quan has a body on >its one of the other soldiers >guy tried to stab Quan in his sleep H it up knife wound wasn't lethal >Quan woke up and screamed >attacker r began stabbing wildly >Quan held up an arm to block the knife while reaching for his pistol with the other Sacidennooting wildly >accidentally shot himself >pumps e two rounds into attacker >attacker is dead, but Quan is torn up >hacked >bleeding like crazy >yells for uncle to help >uncle pulls out medical supplies >begins patching up wounds >gives him pills with vasodilating and blood thinning side effects >injects with an overdose of painkillers up neck, forearm is cut to the bone in spots, gunshot wound in the crook of his arm is watching, but luckily knows s--- about medicine help him apply pressure to wounds >asks >uncle acts increasingly distraught as bleeding doesn't stop through the night >Quan dies by sniper to morning >Quan esniper takes command >friend just shoots him in the head when he goes to take a dump talks to surviving men >says they've only got one chance to make it off this island alive >as POW's >survivors >begin setting fires all over the island >use mortar to make loud explosions >fire flares at night >next day, an airplane flies low over the island >wave whiteflags and do whatever they can to get attention >US military sends heavily armed patrol by the island >one survivor can speak crappy English, yells at Americans that they are surrendering >patrol orders men to strip naked and walk slowly with their hands in the air toward the boats (Continued, last part) argue over it at first, but hunger wins out > O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)11:58 No.16163526 Replies: >16163540 >>16163555 >>16163619 >>16163459 (Continued) >get taken prisoner >interrogated like crazy for intel >a few of the quys realize that they can never go home >some agree to instruct US military officers on common enemy tactics and traps in exchange for better treatment >uncle eventually manages to make a deal of some sort that gets him released >lives in South Vietnam for a while, then leaves for the US before the communists win >finishes medical studies to become an MR The end.
File: 1367849324910.jpg-(108 KB, 500x705, 1367520520262.jpg) EG0 Five weeks states >Quan s >uncle t a8 O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)10:08 No.16162786 Replies: >>161 Family war stories thread? >be aunt by marriage's father >be med student in North Vietnam >be drafted into NVA as a medic >can't wait to kill some capitalist pigdogs for the glorious revolution a joint NVA/VC operation and specialists, VC footsoldiers >kept in the dark about mission details team arives in coastal fishing town >get sent to up with contact >contact briefs them on mission >team will be carried to a large island miles offshore >island has an old abandoned airstrip from WW2 >plan is to boobytrap the f--- out of island >make it unusable for the US >hole n the surrounding jungle and ambush American soldiers as they enter e up Morning of the Operation >boarding fishing boats >boats have crates of supplies under nets and s--- >notice they have about a week's >uncle points this out to the commander (Quan) a ton of ammunition, explosives, and tools supply of food and water assures him that the NVA will pick them up after the Americans flee >Quan >also, that the Viet Cong footsoldiers with them are rural people used to living off the land >if there's a delay, the VC can forage for food >uncle is a bit unnerved, but still excited to do his part for the revolution (CONTINUED) O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)10:40 No.16163005 Replies: >>16163227 >>16162786 (OP) (CONTINUED) >fishermen drop them off on island shaul >haul ass unloading supplies and equipment >set up camp innawoods >start turning likely landing areas into a deathtrap >punjii pits, J-- landmines, tripwires, etc >hidden machine gun nests >subtle range markers for sniper made >f--- up non-overgrown parts of the landing strip >watch for ships and aircraft constantly >uncle sits on a log watching the horizon at night with an SKS some nights Four dave Four days >Americans still haven't showed up >one of the head boobytrap guys is having trouble installing some kind of explosive trap >asks for one of the other experts and his assistant to come take a look >other guy tinkers with it >*BOOM >bits of half the boobytrap team raining down >surviving experts realize they neglected to mark where many of the dead men's traps were located >Quan is p----- as f--- >orders everyone to be careful as hell about setting off traps One week >out of water >running low on rations >somebody got hung in an unmarked foot trap >uncle used up a ton of antibiotics treating him Two weeks >VC guys stretched food supply for a while with edible plants and wildlife, but there are too many people to feed >the second in command gets bit by a snake >has a major allergic reaction to the venom >dies Three weeks >everyone is starving >Quan and other officers getting lions share of whatever is left to eat >still no Americans people getting p----- at officers Three and a half weeks >see US >aircrae ps in the distance alrerait flying overhead >prepare for battle >something's wrong >they aren't coming closer >realize ships are passing the island >heading towards the mainland >see smoke on the horizon >hear distant explosions >realize the Americans aren't coming to the island >realize their contacts and prayed for extraction team probably just got blown up >they're on their own (Continued) >> O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)11:15 No.16163227 Replies: >>16163392 >>16163452 >>16163459 >>16163005 (Continued) >very f------ hungry at this point >city guy kills a snake >doesn't cut the head off before trying to prep it >dead snake reflexively whips back and bites him >anotheronebitesthedust.jpg >someone is caught hoarding food >gets killed by p----- off comrade iend >friend of hoarder shoots his killer >Quan shoots friend Four weeks >uncle is having some serious thoughts about this whole communism and global revolution thing >start clandestine meetings with a few other guys who don't want to die on this f------ island >plan is >work in shifts putting one together in a remote part of the island >uncle wakes up to sound of gunfire >Quan tells men not to worry about it >sniper comes walking out of the brush an hour later >has a soaking wet bag over his shoulder >Quan states that they discovered two traitors plotting to escape and warn the US of their presence >he had been suspicious of one man in particular, so he had the sniper track him when he went on a foraging run >Quan orders somehow build a raft and escape unnoticed by the hardliners duan orders sniper to open the >sniper dumps two heads on the ground >uncle recognizes them as co-conspirators >sniper states >waited until he'd seen another guy come out to work on it that he followed the traitor to the raft, and watched whoever went out that way >told Quan Guan >Quan ordered the other guy he'd spotted to try fishing on the beach near the raft area >guy went over to check in raft first >sniper shot them both >Quan states that he thinks there are more traitors in their midst >uncle and other remaining conspirator realize they are in deep s--- >about a dozen men left total, most of whom are f------ terrified of Quan and the sniper now >will do anything they say in order to stay out of their wrath >uncle and friend realize they won't ever make it off this damn island if Quan and the sniper are alive >if they're both taken out, the other guys will likely want to get off the island ASAP as well (Continued) O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)11:49 No.16163459 Replies: >>16163487 >>16163491 >>16163526 >>16163227 (Continued) >decide they have to kill Quan and the sniper >uncle takes Quan, friend takes sniper >both targets are paranoid as hell about mutiny >this is going to be difficult Six weeks >uncle plans to place a snake in Quan's bedroll >no luck catching any for a few days >one night wake up to screaming >blinding flashes from three gunshots >Quan has a body on >its one of the other soldiers >guy tried to stab Quan in his sleep H it up knife wound wasn't lethal >Quan woke up and screamed >attacker r began stabbing wildly >Quan held up an arm to block the knife while reaching for his pistol with the other Sacidennooting wildly >accidentally shot himself >pumps e two rounds into attacker >attacker is dead, but Quan is torn up >hacked >bleeding like crazy >yells for uncle to help >uncle pulls out medical supplies >begins patching up wounds >gives him pills with vasodilating and blood thinning side effects >injects with an overdose of painkillers up neck, forearm is cut to the bone in spots, gunshot wound in the crook of his arm is watching, but luckily knows s--- about medicine help him apply pressure to wounds >asks >uncle acts increasingly distraught as bleeding doesn't stop through the night >Quan dies by sniper to morning >Quan esniper takes command >friend just shoots him in the head when he goes to take a dump talks to surviving men >says they've only got one chance to make it off this island alive >as POW's >survivors >begin setting fires all over the island >use mortar to make loud explosions >fire flares at night >next day, an airplane flies low over the island >wave whiteflags and do whatever they can to get attention >US military sends heavily armed patrol by the island >one survivor can speak crappy English, yells at Americans that they are surrendering >patrol orders men to strip naked and walk slowly with their hands in the air toward the boats (Continued, last part) argue over it at first, but hunger wins out > O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)11:58 No.16163526 Replies: >16163540 >>16163555 >>16163619 >>16163459 (Continued) >get taken prisoner >interrogated like crazy for intel >a few of the quys realize that they can never go home >some agree to instruct US military officers on common enemy tactics and traps in exchange for better treatment >uncle eventually manages to make a deal of some sort that gets him released >lives in South Vietnam for a while, then leaves for the US before the communists win >finishes medical studies to 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Recon By Tinder

>>36668354 # This is good but not even the best. >fighting against the norwegians > innatent be on tinder >notice large concentrations of norwegian women with mil pics 7km away >get an idea, go find the motorcycle courier >"drive to these positions, and mark the distance of these women on tinder" >he looks confused, hand him my phone and he drives off >comes back 30 min later >mark the positions on the map an triangulate the women with the distances >go tell your CO >he sends recon to the areas >they find multiple singnals units > arty them to s--- > repeat everytime they are "reborn" > norwegians go full radio silence thinking we are monitoring their comms >still destroy the units > the norwegians are f------ p----- and claim that we are cheating but can't figure out how
>>36668354 # This is good but not even the best. >fighting against the norwegians > innatent be on tinder >notice large concentrations of norwegian women with mil pics 7km away >get an idea, go find the motorcycle courier >"drive to these positions, and mark the distance of these women on tinder" >he looks confused, hand him my phone and he drives off >comes back 30 min later >mark the positions on the map an triangulate the women with the distances >go tell your CO >he sends recon to the areas >they find multiple singnals units > arty them to s--- > repeat everytime they are "reborn" > norwegians go full radio silence thinking we are monitoring their comms >still destroy the units > the norwegians are f------ p----- and claim that we are cheating but can't figure out how

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Men of Culture

Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609706 v >>8609719 (You) 1441658138991.jpg (116 KB, 1280x720) exhentai google iqdb >l never got into manga or anime until i was in the Army >Whole platoon of dudes watching Lucky Star or Trigun while cleaning crew serves and smoking >mfw/the platoons face when we start binge watching entire seasons when we have nothing to do and someone suggests monster girl themed animes Yeah. When you burn through everything else all you can do is broaden your horizon, and anime is a hella broad horizon. Monster Mastume (sp) was a tippy top favorite though during work outs or ranges: >Everyone on the firing line squeezing off rounds > barking back and forth about how Harpy is superior to snake >More barking about horse t--- being the best choice >Team leader says we're all women and that spider t--- is best >Range controlers have no idea WHAT the f--- we are talking about >Line is just barking about monster t--- and gun fire >CO is just rubbing his temples in frustration >Top ois intrigued and is trying to figure out what we mean when we call eachother a "Baka-ass m------------" >giggling >gun fire >bang bang bang snake t--- bang bang bang Now i just mostly read manga and expose other peoples power levels. Could be worse i guess. Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609719 v>8809727 which kebab do we remove first.jpg (993 KB, 1440x2150) exhentai google iqdb >>8609706 >Top ois intrigued and is trying to figure out what we mean when we call eachother a "Baka-ass m------------" I can't stop laughing >> Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609727 - 1441089074717.png (209 KB, 338x329) exhentai google iqdb >>8609719 (You) Yeah its a pretty funny memory. >Specialist why did that private call you a "Bawk-ka m------------?" >Because his waifu is s--- tiet Top! >[from a distance away] WHOS WAIFU YOU CALLEN S--- YOU F---?! >YOURS, YOU MERMAID LOVEN F-----! >[Top's and CO's Confusion Intensifies]
Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609706 v >>8609719 (You) 1441658138991.jpg (116 KB, 1280x720) exhentai google iqdb >l never got into manga or anime until i was in the Army >Whole platoon of dudes watching Lucky Star or Trigun while cleaning crew serves and smoking >mfw/the platoons face when we start binge watching entire seasons when we have nothing to do and someone suggests monster girl themed animes Yeah. When you burn through everything else all you can do is broaden your horizon, and anime is a hella broad horizon. Monster Mastume (sp) was a tippy top favorite though during work outs or ranges: >Everyone on the firing line squeezing off rounds > barking back and forth about how Harpy is superior to snake >More barking about horse t--- being the best choice >Team leader says we're all women and that spider t--- is best >Range controlers have no idea WHAT the f--- we are talking about >Line is just barking about monster t--- and gun fire >CO is just rubbing his temples in frustration >Top ois intrigued and is trying to figure out what we mean when we call eachother a "Baka-ass m------------" >giggling >gun fire >bang bang bang snake t--- bang bang bang Now i just mostly read manga and expose other peoples power levels. Could be worse i guess. Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609719 v>8809727 which kebab do we remove first.jpg (993 KB, 1440x2150) exhentai google iqdb >>8609706 >Top ois intrigued and is trying to figure out what we mean when we call eachother a "Baka-ass m------------" I can't stop laughing >> Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609727 - 1441089074717.png (209 KB, 338x329) exhentai google iqdb >>8609719 (You) Yeah its a pretty funny memory. >Specialist why did that private call you a "Bawk-ka m------------?" >Because his waifu is s--- tiet Top! >[from a distance away] WHOS WAIFU YOU CALLEN S--- YOU F---?! >YOURS, YOU MERMAID LOVEN F-----! >[Top's and CO's Confusion Intensifies]

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