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Anonymous 10/19/20(Mon)13:51:31 No.46994240 >>46994303 >>46994478 >>46997772 >>46997905 >>46998282 >>46998513 >>46993957 >>46993962 >Be me, freshly 18 and want to celebrate with a range trip >Have a couple black powder revolvers but relatively new to it so prone to making amateurish mistakes >Bring cousin because I hadn't seen him in a bit but always liked hanging out with him >Cousin has never shot before and is kind of a retard but I bring him anyways to try and teach him >Underestimate how much of a retard cousin is >Bring my 1858 Remington clone with us because it hadn't seen the range in a while and I thought he might be impressed by the smoke cloud air range with individual bays backed up to a berm >Before >Have cousin repeat everything back to me doing any set up at I it my cousin down at the bench, ensure he's paying attention, and drill into him the 4 rules of firearms and explain to him the difference between hot and cold range >Range trip ensues, having a blast, being safe, cousin thinks the 1858 is t--- and insists on shooting it despite the 15 minute load time >Call cold range to changet >Leave my 1858 loaded but uncapped on the table >Walk down range and put a target up on the left, then start stapling a new one to the stand on the right >Almost done setting up right side target targets >Hard >Searing pain >Collapse into the dirt by the target and scream my lungs out >Cousin is panicking and apologizing profusely >Someone calls an ambulance >Paramedics help get my shirt off >44 cal lead ball is lodged about half way into my skin >Hurts like a So here's what happened based on what I was able to ascertain afterwards >Cousin comes clean and tells me he thought was making up all these safety rules because he thought I thought he was a retard >He is a retard >He's been playing too much Overwatch and figured that since he mains McCree he could pull off some badass trick where he would nail the bullseye of the target I was putting up while I was crouched in front of stapling (1/2) impact on left shoulder blade dead center bitch getting pried out O Anonymous 10/19/20(Mon)13:56:33 No.46994303 >>46994396 >>46997451 >>46997772 >>46994240 >The f----- picked up my 1858, capped it, and let a round loose from the hip >He hit me instead of the target and panicked >Guy in the neighboring bay drew down on cousin and his buddy called the ambulance >Checking the powder jar I brought with me to the range that day, the powder was damp because I stored it improperly >The damp powder resulted in a near squib load which is why the round didn't penetrate very far and was stopped by my shoulder blade >Cousin traumatized >Shirt ruined >Powder ruined >1858 scratched to f--- because my cousin dropped it when he got drawn on >Range trip ruined

Anonymous 10/19/20(Mon)13:51:31 No.46994240 >>46994303 >>46994478 >>46997772 >>46997905 >>46998282 >>46998513 >>46993957 >>46993962 >Be me, freshly 18 and want to celebrate with a range trip >Have a couple black powder revolvers but relatively new to it so prone to making amateurish mistakes >Bring cousin because I hadn't seen him in a bit but always liked hanging out with him >Cousin has never shot before and is kind of a retard but I bring him anyways to try and teach him >Underestimate how much of a retard cousin is >Bring my 1858 Remington clone with us because it hadn't seen the range in a while and I thought he might be impressed by the smoke cloud air range with individual bays backed up to a berm >Before >Have cousin repeat everything back to me doing any set up at I it my cousin down at the bench, ensure he's paying attention, and drill into him the 4 rules of firearms and explain to him the difference between hot and cold range >Range trip ensues, having a blast, being safe, cousin thinks the 1858 is t--- and insists on shooting it despite the 15 minute load time >Call cold range to changet >Leave my 1858 loaded but uncapped on the table >Walk down range and put a target up on the left, then start stapling a new one to the stand on the right >Almost done setting up right side target targets >Hard >Searing pain >Collapse into the dirt by the target and scream my lungs out >Cousin is panicking and apologizing profusely >Someone calls an ambulance >Paramedics help get my shirt off >44 cal lead ball is lodged about half way into my skin >Hurts like a So here's what happened based on what I was able to ascertain afterwards >Cousin comes clean and tells me he thought was making up all these safety rules because he thought I thought he was a retard >He is a retard >He's been playing too much Overwatch and figured that since he mains McCree he could pull off some badass trick where he would nail the bullseye of the target I was putting up while I was crouched in front of stapling (1/2) impact on left shoulder blade dead center bitch getting pried out O Anonymous 10/19/20(Mon)13:56:33 No.46994303 >>46994396 >>46997451 >>46997772 >>46994240 >The f----- picked up my 1858, capped it, and let a round loose from the hip >He hit me instead of the target and panicked >Guy in the neighboring bay drew down on cousin and his buddy called the ambulance >Checking the powder jar I brought with me to the range that day, the powder was damp because I stored it improperly >The damp powder resulted in a near squib load which is why the round didn't penetrate very far and was stopped by my shoulder blade >Cousin traumatized >Shirt ruined >Powder ruined >1858 scratched to f--- because my cousin dropped it when he got drawn on >Range trip ruined

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Baghdad Varmint Hunt

Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)22:10:44 No.26965809 >>26965973 >>26966048 >>26966079 >>26967550 >>26969366 >>26969481 >>26972083 >>26975095 >>26975202 File: 1356392741843.jpg (2.04 MB, 1863x1200) >>26965351 >>26965491 Got another to tell just because Ive never told it besides to my close friends and I think /k/ would appreciate it. This one takes place on my first deployment really early in the war >Baghdad not too long after it fell >foot patrol clearing houses >evacuated area no one should be there >expecting resistance but no haji in sight. >most of our patrol area was cleared >start taking pop shots >bunker down in building >coms going crazy trying to pin down whats going on >too many units in the area >coms guy is freaking out >LT is freaking out >trying to call in support >suddenly silence >suddenly sound of humvee >not a convoy ONE humvee >soft top green humvee flying dowwn road >LT walks out to flag them down >see the brightest thing I have ever seen >blinds me like the sun >the driver has hanging out the window a f------ nickle plated 1911 >screaming asks WHERE THE F--- IS HAJI ÄT >super think accent >LT demands he tell them who they are and what unit they're with and why they are on their own >driver i assume is a private screams KENTUCKY NATION GUARD BITCH WHO THA F--- ARE YOU SIR >entire platoon rolling on the ground some cheering >someone yells at them direction we took fire from >LT is silent in avwe >Kentuckians say WE'LL GIT EM BOYS >take off down the road firing 1911 in the direction we pointed to >f------ Kentucky national guard

Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)22:10:44 No.26965809 >>26965973 >>26966048 >>26966079 >>26967550 >>26969366 >>26969481 >>26972083 >>26975095 >>26975202 File: 1356392741843.jpg (2.04 MB, 1863x1200) >>26965351 >>26965491 Got another to tell just because Ive never told it besides to my close friends and I think /k/ would appreciate it. This one takes place on my first deployment really early in the war >Baghdad not too long after it fell >foot patrol clearing houses >evacuated area no one should be there >expecting resistance but no haji in sight. >most of our patrol area was cleared >start taking pop shots >bunker down in building >coms going crazy trying to pin down whats going on >too many units in the area >coms guy is freaking out >LT is freaking out >trying to call in support >suddenly silence >suddenly sound of humvee >not a convoy ONE humvee >soft top green humvee flying dowwn road >LT walks out to flag them down >see the brightest thing I have ever seen >blinds me like the sun >the driver has hanging out the window a f------ nickle plated 1911 >screaming asks WHERE THE F--- IS HAJI ÄT >super think accent >LT demands he tell them who they are and what unit they're with and why they are on their own >driver i assume is a private screams KENTUCKY NATION GUARD BITCH WHO THA F--- ARE YOU SIR >entire platoon rolling on the ground some cheering >someone yells at them direction we took fire from >LT is silent in avwe >Kentuckians say WE'LL GIT EM BOYS >take off down the road firing 1911 in the direction we pointed to >f------ Kentucky national guard

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The Great African War and why Africa love paratroopers

I would love to provide a source, but I got this from a "Post your favourite image" thread years ago.

If anyone knows what the original source for this is, please post it in the comments below so credit can go where credit is due.

Edit: As requested, if you want to learn more about the Great African War, please see the linked videos below.

The Great African War: The Armchair Historian:

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Feature History, Rwandan Genocide Part 1:

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Feature History, Rwandan Genocide Part 2:

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Feature History Bonus, The Great Toyota War:

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I would love to provide a source, but I got this from a "Post your favourite image" thread years ago.

If anyone knows what the original source for this is, please post it in the comments below so credit can go where credit is due.

Edit: As requested, if you want to learn more about the Great African War, please see the linked videos below.

The Great African War: The Armchair Historian:

<br><center><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/1XuRsZGmC9o" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br>

Feature History, Rwandan Genocide Part 1:

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Feature History, Rwandan Genocide Part 2:

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Feature History Bonus, The Great Toyota War:

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Trying to bait /k/

Me trying to bait /k/ /k/'s response BEND* *SNAP* *CLACK* *LOADED Ingeniør Landstads «cutomaiiske revolver» fra 1900, fremstilt ved Ilovedarsenaiet. Kun noen meget få skudd bie avfyrt under prøver, og revolveren må kunne sies å ha vært heit mislykket. Den «automatiske revolveren» var imidlertid den første norske konstruksjonen som ble uiprøvd med tanke på en eventuell framtidig halvautomatisk tjenestepistol. Revolveren finnes bevart i England (Dr. Geoffrey Sturgess samling og foto). I f------ hate /k/

Me trying to bait /k/ /k/'s response BEND* *SNAP* *CLACK* *LOADED Ingeniør Landstads «cutomaiiske revolver» fra 1900, fremstilt ved Ilovedarsenaiet. Kun noen meget få skudd bie avfyrt under prøver, og revolveren må kunne sies å ha vært heit mislykket. Den «automatiske revolveren» var imidlertid den første norske konstruksjonen som ble uiprøvd med tanke på en eventuell framtidig halvautomatisk tjenestepistol. Revolveren finnes bevart i England (Dr. Geoffrey Sturgess samling og foto). I f------ hate /k/

pistol loading bait fail

That could be a reason.

R: 115/ I: 33 Ballistic Gel Onahole: Has anyone here tried lubing up and f------ a block of ballistic gel after shooting it? How was it? Which cartridge creates the best texture and tightness? Also, are there female ballistic gel torsos to shoot and f---? R: 264 / 1: 44 Why does this man dissaprove of /k/: I have seen numerous times on this board that lan of Forgotten Weapons hates /kl. I am wondering if anyone has the name of the video or post that proves this.

R: 115/ I: 33 Ballistic Gel Onahole: Has anyone here tried lubing up and f------ a block of ballistic gel after shooting it? How was it? Which cartridge creates the best texture and tightness? Also, are there female ballistic gel torsos to shoot and f---? R: 264 / 1: 44 Why does this man dissaprove of /k/: I have seen numerous times on this board that lan of Forgotten Weapons hates /kl. I am wondering if anyone has the name of the video or post that proves this.

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The Fudd

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El Scalpo

File: 1472084107683.png (124 KB, 1023x585) O ripping off ammo scalpers thread Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:56:04 No.32225039 >>32225049 >>32225070 >>32225141 >>32225149 well gents time for another update, the scalpers are getting paranoid as 22lr is cratering in price. they're desperate to offload their stashes as their credit card bills are coming due. they all planned on rolling in cash with a Hillary victory for christmas, now they're sitting on ammo that they can't exactly pour milk on and eat so i have been working round the clock before this amazing goldmine dries up. ive been travelling from state to state with my RV filled with 22lr in plastic drums (details on that later) and i have Iswear to god II kill us all if you f--- with me. >HECKING BIG GAME TO HUNT at each new destination i use my enterprise preferred customer card, rent a nice suv, and drive to visit people who i have made arrangements with. i have also been trolling each person with insulting text messages from local numbers to them, scam emails, and threats for 'ripping off fellow shooters' so by the time they meet with me they feel so relieved they don't even check. these people might be good at checking apps and being in line at walmart at 5am but they're not good at recognizing a rental car. it's part of my appearance. i wear a nice suit (measurements taken in NYC, then shipped to me from hong kong- very cheap, looks very good) and play the part of a clueless wealthy LIBERAL man who is desperate to prep for the dark future OF A TRUMP PRESIDENCY this is my adjustment, before the election i left the CAPSLOCK parts out. O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:56:26 No.32225049 > >>32225070 >>32225149 >>32225039 (OP) i offer them an ounce of gold coin for every $1000 they are asking, because i'm hunting the big game- the huge stashes. over the ammo. they don't even come standard when you order the darknet. i pay $200 for a krugerrand that they take it every time. they google the words on the coin on their s----- smartphones and their eyes get big and they would pass at a jewelry store (good gold plating, sintered tungsten base) and $35 for one that fools an ammo scalper. open the plastic protectors over the coins, gold coins i have very close to two million rounds of 22lr now (not to mention the 9mm and 5.56 i've picked up for personal use), my original goal was get it at the equiv of one cent per round but i've done so well that i can't even name it, i've had an enjoyable roadtrip (tinder plus is worth it) and i have ruined many many neckbeards. in the end, there can only be one neckbeard- me. and someday i will stop my hunt and open a gun range where people can buy 22lr for their kids and use a scoop and scale like in a grocery store where you buy bulk peanuts. and then i will be satisfied. O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:58:09 No.32225070 ► >>32225083 >>32225127 >>32225049 >>32225039 (OP) What kind of weird specific supervillain s--- are you on OP O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:59:24 No.32225083 ► >>32225070 I do it because I can O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)21:03:03 No.32225127 ► >>32225070 They call him El Scalpo, The Ammo N----- And he is the troll we need, and the one the fudds deserve.

File: 1472084107683.png (124 KB, 1023x585) O ripping off ammo scalpers thread Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:56:04 No.32225039 >>32225049 >>32225070 >>32225141 >>32225149 well gents time for another update, the scalpers are getting paranoid as 22lr is cratering in price. they're desperate to offload their stashes as their credit card bills are coming due. they all planned on rolling in cash with a Hillary victory for christmas, now they're sitting on ammo that they can't exactly pour milk on and eat so i have been working round the clock before this amazing goldmine dries up. ive been travelling from state to state with my RV filled with 22lr in plastic drums (details on that later) and i have Iswear to god II kill us all if you f--- with me. >HECKING BIG GAME TO HUNT at each new destination i use my enterprise preferred customer card, rent a nice suv, and drive to visit people who i have made arrangements with. i have also been trolling each person with insulting text messages from local numbers to them, scam emails, and threats for 'ripping off fellow shooters' so by the time they meet with me they feel so relieved they don't even check. these people might be good at checking apps and being in line at walmart at 5am but they're not good at recognizing a rental car. it's part of my appearance. i wear a nice suit (measurements taken in NYC, then shipped to me from hong kong- very cheap, looks very good) and play the part of a clueless wealthy LIBERAL man who is desperate to prep for the dark future OF A TRUMP PRESIDENCY this is my adjustment, before the election i left the CAPSLOCK parts out. O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:56:26 No.32225049 > >>32225070 >>32225149 >>32225039 (OP) i offer them an ounce of gold coin for every $1000 they are asking, because i'm hunting the big game- the huge stashes. over the ammo. they don't even come standard when you order the darknet. i pay $200 for a krugerrand that they take it every time. they google the words on the coin on their s----- smartphones and their eyes get big and they would pass at a jewelry store (good gold plating, sintered tungsten base) and $35 for one that fools an ammo scalper. open the plastic protectors over the coins, gold coins i have very close to two million rounds of 22lr now (not to mention the 9mm and 5.56 i've picked up for personal use), my original goal was get it at the equiv of one cent per round but i've done so well that i can't even name it, i've had an enjoyable roadtrip (tinder plus is worth it) and i have ruined many many neckbeards. in the end, there can only be one neckbeard- me. and someday i will stop my hunt and open a gun range where people can buy 22lr for their kids and use a scoop and scale like in a grocery store where you buy bulk peanuts. and then i will be satisfied. O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:58:09 No.32225070 ► >>32225083 >>32225127 >>32225049 >>32225039 (OP) What kind of weird specific supervillain s--- are you on OP O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:59:24 No.32225083 ► >>32225070 I do it because I can O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)21:03:03 No.32225127 ► >>32225070 They call him El Scalpo, The Ammo N----- And he is the troll we need, and the one the fudds deserve.

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Frogposter gets owned hard by based Cirno digits

I was in this thread, I hope I get in the screencap.

I was in this thread, I hope I get in the screencap.

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/k/ makes a snowman

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/k/ fights ISIS

Anonymous 09/23/14(Tue)19:40:25 No.2294366522943780 322943872 22941259 (OP /k/ fights ISIS? the battle starts with a single long gunshot an ISIS guard drops from the guard tower of their s----- tent camp >someone shouts "I f------ told the terrorists gaze upward the ridge 2000 meters away they see a man standing on top of the ridge holding a Mosin Nagant over his head Suddenly gunfire erupts from outside the terrorists camp the ISIS members return fire surprised to see as many AK47s pointed at them as they're point at the /k/ommandos two middle aged men dressed in extremely short green shorts stand upon a small hill firing their FALS their .308 fire is followed by promises of revenge for Rhodesia no one knows how the two events are connected but choose not to correct the Rhodesians >Somehow someone managed to get Hickock 45 to show up >he takes out 6 terrorists with his .45cal pistol >after which he breaks from the firefight to start explaining the details of the pistol to a couple of newfags >Hunter 2-1 Actual managed to steal his mother's credit card and shows up >immediately takes a barrage of friendly fire to the back >McNiggerator who was last seen running full sprint into the camp is now in the guard tower he rains down rounds from his Galil while simultaneously e---------- onto the hajis below >somehow that isn't even the strangest thing that day as a couple of furries drag a screaming terrorist into a tent a couple of /pol/ f--- show up covered in pigs blood chasing some of ISIS around trying to hug them the ones that aren't shot immediately end up in a heated discussion with a couple of the kebabs over how the jews ruined everything >an overweight/k/ommando armed with a katana engages in a sword fight with haji armed with a scimitar the sharp shooters from the ridge star picking off the ISIS members trying to man the machine guns in the rear of the camp while arguing about the shot placement difference between a Nugget, the .308 and the .50cal you f------ I could hit him!" Anonymous 09/23/14(Tue)19:50:23 No.229437802293872 >>22943665 >/k/ manages to secure the ISIS camp >a lk/ompound flag is immediately raised over the camp >someone quickly posts a thread about it on /k/ to quote "show those f------ f----- bitch ass trolls that said /k/ would never have a /k/ompound" >/k/ommandos start gathering up AK47s as war trophies >/pol/acks bury the dead terrorists with dead pigs for the lols and start a "jews did it" thread on /pol/ for no reason column of s----- ass toyotas approach the /k/ompound >ISIS has sent reinforcements to retake the camp >/k/ommandos try using the RPGs against the trucks 3 /k/ommandos killed from backblasts, 4 enemy trucks destroyed >ISIS dismounts and begans counter attack on /k/ompound >lvan Chesnov is seen beating a haji to death with his AK47 and screaming at him >"How dare kebab put filthy Tapco accessory s--- on glorious Kalashnikov rifle!" >Nugget Enterprises sends a small s----- Chevy Nova full of 7.62x54r, mountain dew, cheese poofs, vodka and dragon dildo lube the now resupplied /k/ommandos repel the enemy assault >kebab has been removed the /k/ommandos gather round and celebrate the Rhodesians speak up, "So, when shall Rhodesia be liberated next?" >700 plane tickets to Zimbabwe are purchased over night

Anonymous 09/23/14(Tue)19:40:25 No.2294366522943780 322943872 22941259 (OP /k/ fights ISIS? the battle starts with a single long gunshot an ISIS guard drops from the guard tower of their s----- tent camp >someone shouts "I f------ told the terrorists gaze upward the ridge 2000 meters away they see a man standing on top of the ridge holding a Mosin Nagant over his head Suddenly gunfire erupts from outside the terrorists camp the ISIS members return fire surprised to see as many AK47s pointed at them as they're point at the /k/ommandos two middle aged men dressed in extremely short green shorts stand upon a small hill firing their FALS their .308 fire is followed by promises of revenge for Rhodesia no one knows how the two events are connected but choose not to correct the Rhodesians >Somehow someone managed to get Hickock 45 to show up >he takes out 6 terrorists with his .45cal pistol >after which he breaks from the firefight to start explaining the details of the pistol to a couple of newfags >Hunter 2-1 Actual managed to steal his mother's credit card and shows up >immediately takes a barrage of friendly fire to the back >McNiggerator who was last seen running full sprint into the camp is now in the guard tower he rains down rounds from his Galil while simultaneously e---------- onto the hajis below >somehow that isn't even the strangest thing that day as a couple of furries drag a screaming terrorist into a tent a couple of /pol/ f--- show up covered in pigs blood chasing some of ISIS around trying to hug them the ones that aren't shot immediately end up in a heated discussion with a couple of the kebabs over how the jews ruined everything >an overweight/k/ommando armed with a katana engages in a sword fight with haji armed with a scimitar the sharp shooters from the ridge star picking off the ISIS members trying to man the machine guns in the rear of the camp while arguing about the shot placement difference between a Nugget, the .308 and the .50cal you f------ I could hit him!" Anonymous 09/23/14(Tue)19:50:23 No.229437802293872 >>22943665 >/k/ manages to secure the ISIS camp >a lk/ompound flag is immediately raised over the camp >someone quickly posts a thread about it on /k/ to quote "show those f------ f----- bitch ass trolls that said /k/ would never have a /k/ompound" >/k/ommandos start gathering up AK47s as war trophies >/pol/acks bury the dead terrorists with dead pigs for the lols and start a "jews did it" thread on /pol/ for no reason column of s----- ass toyotas approach the /k/ompound >ISIS has sent reinforcements to retake the camp >/k/ommandos try using the RPGs against the trucks 3 /k/ommandos killed from backblasts, 4 enemy trucks destroyed >ISIS dismounts and begans counter attack on /k/ompound >lvan Chesnov is seen beating a haji to death with his AK47 and screaming at him >"How dare kebab put filthy Tapco accessory s--- on glorious Kalashnikov rifle!" >Nugget Enterprises sends a small s----- Chevy Nova full of 7.62x54r, mountain dew, cheese poofs, vodka and dragon dildo lube the now resupplied /k/ommandos repel the enemy assault >kebab has been removed the /k/ommandos gather round and celebrate the Rhodesians speak up, "So, when shall Rhodesia be liberated next?" >700 plane tickets to Zimbabwe are purchased over night

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Amazing 1911 digits post

A truly legendary post.

A truly legendary post.

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Twelve-Gauge Revolver

Anonymous 13 hours ago No.22493657 E >>22493714 12 gauge revolver-tfb.ipa (22 KB, 640x480) google igdhb YLICO GOTAS >Because sometimes dirty harry needs more than the most powerful handgun in the world Anonymous 13 hours ago No.22493714 E >>22493736 22493657 why? just, just why? Anonymous 13 hours ago No.22493736 Ξ >>22493773 >>22494179 >>22496198 >>22498955 22493714 I don't know. Maybe their family was murdered by a pack of savage wrist bones.

Anonymous 13 hours ago No.22493657 E >>22493714 12 gauge revolver-tfb.ipa (22 KB, 640x480) google igdhb YLICO GOTAS >Because sometimes dirty harry needs more than the most powerful handgun in the world Anonymous 13 hours ago No.22493714 E >>22493736 22493657 why? just, just why? Anonymous 13 hours ago No.22493736 Ξ >>22493773 >>22494179 >>22496198 >>22498955 22493714 I don't know. Maybe their family was murdered by a pack of savage wrist bones.

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Destructive Device Defense

Anonymous 03/01/17(Wed)17:06:07 No.33164266 File. JUSTLOOKATİTipa (31 KB, 625x450) WOULD YA IUST >in garage, cleaning muh elufunt gun hear commotion inside house >*eye squint* insert $35 d--- sized bullet into what is essentially an anti-aircraft gun >shoulder weapon LOOKAT LT >scream THATS MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU" >Basket ball american looks up from ravaging your TV and stealing your wife garage door to house suddenly detonates >Trayvon literally explodes into a cloud of overly sauced spaghetti wife explodes >tv explodes >your ears explode >dog on the other side of the block playing with tennis ball explodes tennis ball explodes >3.2 on Richter scale you're deaf as s--- your house is on fire your collar-bone is now external >that n---- dead tho >12 points >police arrive find the liquefied home intruder >pic related

Anonymous 03/01/17(Wed)17:06:07 No.33164266 File. JUSTLOOKATİTipa (31 KB, 625x450) WOULD YA IUST >in garage, cleaning muh elufunt gun hear commotion inside house >*eye squint* insert $35 d--- sized bullet into what is essentially an anti-aircraft gun >shoulder weapon LOOKAT LT >scream THATS MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU" >Basket ball american looks up from ravaging your TV and stealing your wife garage door to house suddenly detonates >Trayvon literally explodes into a cloud of overly sauced spaghetti wife explodes >tv explodes >your ears explode >dog on the other side of the block playing with tennis ball explodes tennis ball explodes >3.2 on Richter scale you're deaf as s--- your house is on fire your collar-bone is now external >that n---- dead tho >12 points >police arrive find the liquefied home intruder >pic related

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THE DANGLE ZONE

Anonymous 02/03/18(Sat)08:38:26 No.36684953366849643668503636685453 File: 1489551781448.png (171 KB, 657x527) Thread Watcher C Last story for the night. If this thread picks up traction or if i remember i'll throw some more down tomorrow after graduating Field Med(school for corpsman to go with marine units) check into 1stMARDIV HQ and go to Combat Trauma Managment or CTM CTM is essentially where corpsman new to the division go before going to their battalion to learn all the new lessons other corpsman learned on deployments and also to more refine skills learned in field med the first 5 days of CTM is mostly class work, except on the morning of the 5th day they wake our asses up with a flashbang around 2 in the morning we were all expecting this because friends of mine in the division told me about this so i warn everyone else. All except one, Hassan, because he wasn't there until after all had gone to sleep so he doesn't know any of this everyone is sleeping pretty much in pants and undershirt with everything else staged to be quickly put on when we're woken up roughly 2AM rolls by POW! the instructors raid the squad bay "WAKE THE F--- UP!" "INCOMING MORTARS GET THE F--- UP WE HAVE CASUALTIES!" etc, etc, getting in peoples faces yelling to get out s--- and get out all of us are dressed and ready to go fairly quickly except of course, Hassan >Hassan was in his PT shorts and nothing else and his s--- wasn't staged MORTARS Hassan wasn s seda dreadyto gofarly quickly exce Pof side note: hassan was a d------ anyways more stories of him to come the instructors smell fear and weakness so they all huddle around him and tear into him 1/? Anonymous 02/03/18(Sat)08:40:13 No.36684964 3668498636685036 File: damn kids.ipg (44 KB, 720x481) 36684953 2/3 we're all waiting for them for 10 minutes outside until he finally stumbles outside into the darkness with us audibly crying the instructors disappear into whats called the Kill Room, where our fake casualties are staged joins us outside and starts breaking open chemlites and pouring them on members in each squad that need to be watched because they did s----- during class work during the week. Hassan, who is in my squad, gets a box of chemlites broken and poured onto him. He is the only one in my squad to get chemlites on him >The Instructor finishing that task starts beating us to wear us out. first squad gets called into stack up on the door and go into the kill room we're still getting beat, i'm in the 4th squad, this is gonna suck eventually my squad, the last squad, gets called up to stack up on the door >stack up, loud music is blairing through the door >"is that Captain Jack Sparrow by lonely island?" someone in the stack asks about the music blaring through the door "GET THE F--- IN THERE! Anonymous 02/03/18(Sat)08:44:06 No.36684986 File: huh.ipg (5 KB, 198x193) 36685030 36684964 3/3 the kill room is pitch black except one strobe light and loud f------ music. Tinnitus causing loud music. and yes its captain jack sparrow by lonely island. the idea of this is called "stress inoculation" its to overstimulate your mind so you keep calm when s--- gets crazy we're pushed to the ground and told to crawl and find a patient. I find mine somewhere in a corner. start doing my assesment Danger Zone starts playing now but keep on task at hand the brightness of Hassan's 6 chemlite shower illuminates the room rather well once my eyes adjusted plus the strobe light so i'm doing alright assessing "casualty" when i notice someone naked hip-thrusting right next to my head w--.jpg >"high way to the DANGLE ZONE!" sings one of the instructors butt ass naked instructor watching me starts smacking my helmet telling me to pay attention to the casualty "you don't think some m------------ might crack under pressures of combat and get naked?1?1? Pay the f--- attention to your casualty!!" >made sense to me at the time, snap out of it and try to ignore d--- and balls dangling and thrusting inches away from me finish assessment. instructor asks me what injuries i found and treated, told him, he confirms, then of course sends me over to help Hassan all the instructors now are just yelling at hassan and dumping fake blood all over him and anyone helping i.e. me and my buddy eventually we finish the assessment > friday 6am we're showered and kill room is cleaned released for the rest of the weekend >"high way to the dangle zone" forever in my mind

Anonymous 02/03/18(Sat)08:38:26 No.36684953366849643668503636685453 File: 1489551781448.png (171 KB, 657x527) Thread Watcher C Last story for the night. If this thread picks up traction or if i remember i'll throw some more down tomorrow after graduating Field Med(school for corpsman to go with marine units) check into 1stMARDIV HQ and go to Combat Trauma Managment or CTM CTM is essentially where corpsman new to the division go before going to their battalion to learn all the new lessons other corpsman learned on deployments and also to more refine skills learned in field med the first 5 days of CTM is mostly class work, except on the morning of the 5th day they wake our asses up with a flashbang around 2 in the morning we were all expecting this because friends of mine in the division told me about this so i warn everyone else. All except one, Hassan, because he wasn't there until after all had gone to sleep so he doesn't know any of this everyone is sleeping pretty much in pants and undershirt with everything else staged to be quickly put on when we're woken up roughly 2AM rolls by POW! the instructors raid the squad bay "WAKE THE F--- UP!" "INCOMING MORTARS GET THE F--- UP WE HAVE CASUALTIES!" etc, etc, getting in peoples faces yelling to get out s--- and get out all of us are dressed and ready to go fairly quickly except of course, Hassan >Hassan was in his PT shorts and nothing else and his s--- wasn't staged MORTARS Hassan wasn s seda dreadyto gofarly quickly exce Pof side note: hassan was a d------ anyways more stories of him to come the instructors smell fear and weakness so they all huddle around him and tear into him 1/? Anonymous 02/03/18(Sat)08:40:13 No.36684964 3668498636685036 File: damn kids.ipg (44 KB, 720x481) 36684953 2/3 we're all waiting for them for 10 minutes outside until he finally stumbles outside into the darkness with us audibly crying the instructors disappear into whats called the Kill Room, where our fake casualties are staged joins us outside and starts breaking open chemlites and pouring them on members in each squad that need to be watched because they did s----- during class work during the week. Hassan, who is in my squad, gets a box of chemlites broken and poured onto him. He is the only one in my squad to get chemlites on him >The Instructor finishing that task starts beating us to wear us out. first squad gets called into stack up on the door and go into the kill room we're still getting beat, i'm in the 4th squad, this is gonna suck eventually my squad, the last squad, gets called up to stack up on the door >stack up, loud music is blairing through the door >"is that Captain Jack Sparrow by lonely island?" someone in the stack asks about the music blaring through the door "GET THE F--- IN THERE! Anonymous 02/03/18(Sat)08:44:06 No.36684986 File: huh.ipg (5 KB, 198x193) 36685030 36684964 3/3 the kill room is pitch black except one strobe light and loud f------ music. Tinnitus causing loud music. and yes its captain jack sparrow by lonely island. the idea of this is called "stress inoculation" its to overstimulate your mind so you keep calm when s--- gets crazy we're pushed to the ground and told to crawl and find a patient. I find mine somewhere in a corner. start doing my assesment Danger Zone starts playing now but keep on task at hand the brightness of Hassan's 6 chemlite shower illuminates the room rather well once my eyes adjusted plus the strobe light so i'm doing alright assessing "casualty" when i notice someone naked hip-thrusting right next to my head w--.jpg >"high way to the DANGLE ZONE!" sings one of the instructors butt ass naked instructor watching me starts smacking my helmet telling me to pay attention to the casualty "you don't think some m------------ might crack under pressures of combat and get naked?1?1? Pay the f--- attention to your casualty!!" >made sense to me at the time, snap out of it and try to ignore d--- and balls dangling and thrusting inches away from me finish assessment. instructor asks me what injuries i found and treated, told him, he confirms, then of course sends me over to help Hassan all the instructors now are just yelling at hassan and dumping fake blood all over him and anyone helping i.e. me and my buddy eventually we finish the assessment > friday 6am we're showered and kill room is cleaned released for the rest of the weekend >"high way to the dangle zone" forever in my mind

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Anonymous No.27170460 11 hours ago >27168754 (OP Be on patrol in Iradq VBIED explodes a few blocks away We go to secure the area and I, a medic, go to treat casualties >Platoon Sergeant is with me >He points to a smoldering buttocks attached to nothing else Looks at me and says "check out that hot piece of ass!" Women are on their knees throwing sand over their shoulders to mourn I'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my face 3 replies

Anonymous No.27170460 11 hours ago >27168754 (OP Be on patrol in Iradq VBIED explodes a few blocks away We go to secure the area and I, a medic, go to treat casualties >Platoon Sergeant is with me >He points to a smoldering buttocks attached to nothing else Looks at me and says "check out that hot piece of ass!" Women are on their knees throwing sand over their shoulders to mourn I'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my face 3 replies

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