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Anonymous 10/19/20(Mon)13:51:31 No.46994240 >>46994303 >>46994478 >>46997772 >>46997905 >>46998282 >>46998513 >>46993957 >>46993962 >Be me, freshly 18 and want to celebrate with a range trip >Have a couple black powder revolvers but relatively new to it so prone to making amateurish mistakes >Bring cousin because I hadn't seen him in a bit but always liked hanging out with him >Cousin has never shot before and is kind of a retard but I bring him anyways to try and teach him >Underestimate how much of a retard cousin is >Bring my 1858 Remington clone with us because it hadn't seen the range in a while and I thought he might be impressed by the smoke cloud air range with individual bays backed up to a berm >Before >Have cousin repeat everything back to me doing any set up at I it my cousin down at the bench, ensure he's paying attention, and drill into him the 4 rules of firearms and explain to him the difference between hot and cold range >Range trip ensues, having a blast, being safe, cousin thinks the 1858 is t--- and insists on shooting it despite the 15 minute load time >Call cold range to changet >Leave my 1858 loaded but uncapped on the table >Walk down range and put a target up on the left, then start stapling a new one to the stand on the right >Almost done setting up right side target targets >Hard >Searing pain >Collapse into the dirt by the target and scream my lungs out >Cousin is panicking and apologizing profusely >Someone calls an ambulance >Paramedics help get my shirt off >44 cal lead ball is lodged about half way into my skin >Hurts like a So here's what happened based on what I was able to ascertain afterwards >Cousin comes clean and tells me he thought was making up all these safety rules because he thought I thought he was a retard >He is a retard >He's been playing too much Overwatch and figured that since he mains McCree he could pull off some badass trick where he would nail the bullseye of the target I was putting up while I was crouched in front of stapling (1/2) impact on left shoulder blade dead center bitch getting pried out O Anonymous 10/19/20(Mon)13:56:33 No.46994303 >>46994396 >>46997451 >>46997772 >>46994240 >The f----- picked up my 1858, capped it, and let a round loose from the hip >He hit me instead of the target and panicked >Guy in the neighboring bay drew down on cousin and his buddy called the ambulance >Checking the powder jar I brought with me to the range that day, the powder was damp because I stored it improperly >The damp powder resulted in a near squib load which is why the round didn't penetrate very far and was stopped by my shoulder blade >Cousin traumatized >Shirt ruined >Powder ruined >1858 scratched to f--- because my cousin dropped it when he got drawn on >Range trip ruined

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