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>> I Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)12:38:36 No.21529813 >>21530143 >boolitproof safety blanket This is just phenominally retarded, I honestly don't want to even believe it's real. I mean, you remember those backpacks with kevlar inlays? They were dumb, sure, but they could concievably defend a kid from some hypothetical freak taking a potshot at them from behind, but what the f--- stops an active shooter from just pulling the blanket off and shooting them? And s---, what if he snags them and wraps himself in them? Now you have a bunch of kids that died a stupid death because of a stupid product, and a shooter that's now armored. Congratulations, inventor, your idea would do NOTHING at best, or make everything so much more terrible in the worst of cases. >> I Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)12:56:48 No.21529918 >>21530290 >>21527359 >1000 dollaridoos >for this Alright, whoever is trying to push this is very clearly a snakeoil salesman. I Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)13:40:14 No.21530143 >>21530210 >>21531501 >>21535562 >>21529813 h-------- that's funny. Now I'm imagining a guy that looks like an orange colored stay-puft marshmallow man from ghostbusters walking around shooting chilluns and laughing a deep HO HO HO as he camo-duct-tapes more and more blankets to himself, growing in both size and power level I Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)13:53:46 No.21530210 File: 1400598657881.png (152 KB, 600x488) >>21530143 Golden. I Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)17:28:36 No.21531501 >>21530143 >CHOOSE, CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR

>> I Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)12:38:36 No.21529813 >>21530143 >boolitproof safety blanket This is just phenominally retarded, I honestly don't want to even believe it's real. I mean, you remember those backpacks with kevlar inlays? They were dumb, sure, but they could concievably defend a kid from some hypothetical freak taking a potshot at them from behind, but what the f--- stops an active shooter from just pulling the blanket off and shooting them? And s---, what if he snags them and wraps himself in them? Now you have a bunch of kids that died a stupid death because of a stupid product, and a shooter that's now armored. Congratulations, inventor, your idea would do NOTHING at best, or make everything so much more terrible in the worst of cases. >> I Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)12:56:48 No.21529918 >>21530290 >>21527359 >1000 dollaridoos >for this Alright, whoever is trying to push this is very clearly a snakeoil salesman. I Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)13:40:14 No.21530143 >>21530210 >>21531501 >>21535562 >>21529813 h-------- that's funny. Now I'm imagining a guy that looks like an orange colored stay-puft marshmallow man from ghostbusters walking around shooting chilluns and laughing a deep HO HO HO as he camo-duct-tapes more and more blankets to himself, growing in both size and power level I Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)13:53:46 No.21530210 File: 1400598657881.png (152 KB, 600x488) >>21530143 Golden. I Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)17:28:36 No.21531501 >>21530143 >CHOOSE, CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR

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A /K/adet asks for advice

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I Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)09:13:46 No. 17598871[v] >>17599466 >>17598910 >>17598962 0001 jpg (66 KB, 3467x506) google igdb copyright C2008 7.62x54r.net >>17598822 (OP) am become death, destroyer of worlds. I hit harder than you I row boats better than you pitch tents better than you grill food better than you burn better than dor you smash cinderblocks better than you am more reliable than you am cheaper than you. don't even need to have as much magazine space as you because there are few beasts roaming this earth that can withstand 5 surplus x54r. always work will will never break unless you are iraqveteran888* am superior I am older. Look upon me and despair. Anything you can do i can do better. Anything i can do is better than you.

I Anonymous 08/17/13(Sat)09:13:46 No. 17598871[v] >>17599466 >>17598910 >>17598962 0001 jpg (66 KB, 3467x506) google igdb copyright C2008 7.62x54r.net >>17598822 (OP) am become death, destroyer of worlds. I hit harder than you I row boats better than you pitch tents better than you grill food better than you burn better than dor you smash cinderblocks better than you am more reliable than you am cheaper than you. don't even need to have as much magazine space as you because there are few beasts roaming this earth that can withstand 5 surplus x54r. always work will will never break unless you are iraqveteran888* am superior I am older. Look upon me and despair. Anything you can do i can do better. Anything i can do is better than you.

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Anon cousin shoots Anon backside

Anonymous 10/19/20(Mon)13:51:31 No.46994240 >>46994303 >>46994478 >>46997772 >>46997905 >>46998282 >>46998513 >>46993957 >>46993962 >Be me, freshly 18 and want to celebrate with a range trip >Have a couple black powder revolvers but relatively new to it so prone to making amateurish mistakes >Bring cousin because I hadn't seen him in a bit but always liked hanging out with him >Cousin has never shot before and is kind of a retard but I bring him anyways to try and teach him >Underestimate how much of a retard cousin is >Bring my 1858 Remington clone with us because it hadn't seen the range in a while and I thought he might be impressed by the smoke cloud air range with individual bays backed up to a berm >Before >Have cousin repeat everything back to me doing any set up at I it my cousin down at the bench, ensure he's paying attention, and drill into him the 4 rules of firearms and explain to him the difference between hot and cold range >Range trip ensues, having a blast, being safe, cousin thinks the 1858 is t--- and insists on shooting it despite the 15 minute load time >Call cold range to changet >Leave my 1858 loaded but uncapped on the table >Walk down range and put a target up on the left, then start stapling a new one to the stand on the right >Almost done setting up right side target targets >Hard >Searing pain >Collapse into the dirt by the target and scream my lungs out >Cousin is panicking and apologizing profusely >Someone calls an ambulance >Paramedics help get my shirt off >44 cal lead ball is lodged about half way into my skin >Hurts like a So here's what happened based on what I was able to ascertain afterwards >Cousin comes clean and tells me he thought was making up all these safety rules because he thought I thought he was a retard >He is a retard >He's been playing too much Overwatch and figured that since he mains McCree he could pull off some badass trick where he would nail the bullseye of the target I was putting up while I was crouched in front of stapling (1/2) impact on left shoulder blade dead center bitch getting pried out O Anonymous 10/19/20(Mon)13:56:33 No.46994303 >>46994396 >>46997451 >>46997772 >>46994240 >The f----- picked up my 1858, capped it, and let a round loose from the hip >He hit me instead of the target and panicked >Guy in the neighboring bay drew down on cousin and his buddy called the ambulance >Checking the powder jar I brought with me to the range that day, the powder was damp because I stored it improperly >The damp powder resulted in a near squib load which is why the round didn't penetrate very far and was stopped by my shoulder blade >Cousin traumatized >Shirt ruined >Powder ruined >1858 scratched to f--- because my cousin dropped it when he got drawn on >Range trip ruined

Anonymous 10/19/20(Mon)13:51:31 No.46994240 >>46994303 >>46994478 >>46997772 >>46997905 >>46998282 >>46998513 >>46993957 >>46993962 >Be me, freshly 18 and want to celebrate with a range trip >Have a couple black powder revolvers but relatively new to it so prone to making amateurish mistakes >Bring cousin because I hadn't seen him in a bit but always liked hanging out with him >Cousin has never shot before and is kind of a retard but I bring him anyways to try and teach him >Underestimate how much of a retard cousin is >Bring my 1858 Remington clone with us because it hadn't seen the range in a while and I thought he might be impressed by the smoke cloud air range with individual bays backed up to a berm >Before >Have cousin repeat everything back to me doing any set up at I it my cousin down at the bench, ensure he's paying attention, and drill into him the 4 rules of firearms and explain to him the difference between hot and cold range >Range trip ensues, having a blast, being safe, cousin thinks the 1858 is t--- and insists on shooting it despite the 15 minute load time >Call cold range to changet >Leave my 1858 loaded but uncapped on the table >Walk down range and put a target up on the left, then start stapling a new one to the stand on the right >Almost done setting up right side target targets >Hard >Searing pain >Collapse into the dirt by the target and scream my lungs out >Cousin is panicking and apologizing profusely >Someone calls an ambulance >Paramedics help get my shirt off >44 cal lead ball is lodged about half way into my skin >Hurts like a So here's what happened based on what I was able to ascertain afterwards >Cousin comes clean and tells me he thought was making up all these safety rules because he thought I thought he was a retard >He is a retard >He's been playing too much Overwatch and figured that since he mains McCree he could pull off some badass trick where he would nail the bullseye of the target I was putting up while I was crouched in front of stapling (1/2) impact on left shoulder blade dead center bitch getting pried out O Anonymous 10/19/20(Mon)13:56:33 No.46994303 >>46994396 >>46997451 >>46997772 >>46994240 >The f----- picked up my 1858, capped it, and let a round loose from the hip >He hit me instead of the target and panicked >Guy in the neighboring bay drew down on cousin and his buddy called the ambulance >Checking the powder jar I brought with me to the range that day, the powder was damp because I stored it improperly >The damp powder resulted in a near squib load which is why the round didn't penetrate very far and was stopped by my shoulder blade >Cousin traumatized >Shirt ruined >Powder ruined >1858 scratched to f--- because my cousin dropped it when he got drawn on >Range trip ruined

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Baghdad Varmint Hunt

Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)22:10:44 No.26965809 >>26965973 >>26966048 >>26966079 >>26967550 >>26969366 >>26969481 >>26972083 >>26975095 >>26975202 File: 1356392741843.jpg (2.04 MB, 1863x1200) >>26965351 >>26965491 Got another to tell just because Ive never told it besides to my close friends and I think /k/ would appreciate it. This one takes place on my first deployment really early in the war >Baghdad not too long after it fell >foot patrol clearing houses >evacuated area no one should be there >expecting resistance but no haji in sight. >most of our patrol area was cleared >start taking pop shots >bunker down in building >coms going crazy trying to pin down whats going on >too many units in the area >coms guy is freaking out >LT is freaking out >trying to call in support >suddenly silence >suddenly sound of humvee >not a convoy ONE humvee >soft top green humvee flying dowwn road >LT walks out to flag them down >see the brightest thing I have ever seen >blinds me like the sun >the driver has hanging out the window a f------ nickle plated 1911 >screaming asks WHERE THE F--- IS HAJI ÄT >super think accent >LT demands he tell them who they are and what unit they're with and why they are on their own >driver i assume is a private screams KENTUCKY NATION GUARD BITCH WHO THA F--- ARE YOU SIR >entire platoon rolling on the ground some cheering >someone yells at them direction we took fire from >LT is silent in avwe >Kentuckians say WE'LL GIT EM BOYS >take off down the road firing 1911 in the direction we pointed to >f------ Kentucky national guard

Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)22:10:44 No.26965809 >>26965973 >>26966048 >>26966079 >>26967550 >>26969366 >>26969481 >>26972083 >>26975095 >>26975202 File: 1356392741843.jpg (2.04 MB, 1863x1200) >>26965351 >>26965491 Got another to tell just because Ive never told it besides to my close friends and I think /k/ would appreciate it. This one takes place on my first deployment really early in the war >Baghdad not too long after it fell >foot patrol clearing houses >evacuated area no one should be there >expecting resistance but no haji in sight. >most of our patrol area was cleared >start taking pop shots >bunker down in building >coms going crazy trying to pin down whats going on >too many units in the area >coms guy is freaking out >LT is freaking out >trying to call in support >suddenly silence >suddenly sound of humvee >not a convoy ONE humvee >soft top green humvee flying dowwn road >LT walks out to flag them down >see the brightest thing I have ever seen >blinds me like the sun >the driver has hanging out the window a f------ nickle plated 1911 >screaming asks WHERE THE F--- IS HAJI ÄT >super think accent >LT demands he tell them who they are and what unit they're with and why they are on their own >driver i assume is a private screams KENTUCKY NATION GUARD BITCH WHO THA F--- ARE YOU SIR >entire platoon rolling on the ground some cheering >someone yells at them direction we took fire from >LT is silent in avwe >Kentuckians say WE'LL GIT EM BOYS >take off down the road firing 1911 in the direction we pointed to >f------ Kentucky national guard

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The Great African War and why Africa love paratroopers

>>O Anonymous 11/16/15(Mon)13:29:43 No.242018 > >>244062 File: Kabarebe.jpg (52 KB, 620x387) >>241595 I like African Uniforms and their paratrooper fetish. O Anonymous 11/16/15(Mon)19:36:57 No.244062 >>244104 >>242018 The only people without a paratrooper fetish are dead people desu. >* O Anonymous 11/16/15(Mon)19:40:58 No.244104 >>244125 >>244062 Plus, the Kabarebe Blitz might be the coolest 'Paratrooper' operation in history. O Anonymous 11/16/15(Mon)19:43:25 No.244125 >>244273 >>244104 >Kabarebe Blitz Google gives me nothing except a few mentions of a Rwandan general? O Anonymous 11/16/15(Mon)19:59:17 No.244273 ► >252394 >>252466 >>252738 >>244125 OK, that General during the Second Congo War, Rwanda decides to invade the Democratic Republic of Congo. Which is a plan that makes Barbarossa look like a cakewalk. The Congo has like 6 times the population of Rwanda, and is seriously like a hundred times the size. So what Kabarebe decided to do was, he takes his paratroopers, they cross into the Congo. They seize commercial airliners. They get on board them. They fly them across the continent, near the Atlantic ocean, where they land in the Congo's primary air force base. Within days, a few hundred men had blocked of an entire nation's access to the sea, captured their airforce, cut of 40% of the electrical power generation by seizing a hydroelectric dam and were about to take the capital. The only reason they didn't win the war right there themselves was the Angolans panicked and got involved. They suffered like 80% losses in the first day of fighting with Angola. The survivors retreated into UNITA held Angola however, and returned by airlift back to Rwanda in good order. It's crazy to think 600 paratroopers nearly controlled the fate of 60 million Congolese. >> O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)21:45:23 No.252470 ► >>252543 >>252738 >>252394 Once you get into it, the crazy number of factions is half the fun. There wars never stop twisting and turning. At the start of the conflict, the raison d'etre for the Rwandans to be involved in the Congo was to crush the Hutu aligned ALİR, which used to be the Rwandan government. But by the end of the war, the Rwandans were arming the Hutus, who still wanted to genocide them, in a conflict against Uganda, and Africa nearly not only got it's WWI, but it's WWII. Uganda, BTW is like the last country on earth that get's it's way by being a military hegemon. In the last twenty years theyve: 1) Overthrown the government of the Democratic Republic of the Congo. 2) Then occupied huge chunks of the Congo for nearly a decade. 3) Put a stop to Sudanese funded rebels in Uganda, and then chased them off so hard they broke off South Sudan into it's own country, with a government pliable to Ugandan interests. 4) Have basically militarily occupied chunks of Somalia, and periodically use that to blackmail Kenya. And have made all that pay for itself. African conflicts are freaking awesome. The problem is everything in the west has to be talked about through 'humanitarian' lenses. This makes the conflicts indecipherable, because the media refuses to talk about the actual politics (and African agency) in the wars, and also cuts out coverage of cool s--- like a legion of Serbian Kebab removers fighting in the Congo, hired to Remove Cockroach. >> O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)21:51:59 No.252512 >252531 >>252466 >>252394 Oh, and if you want to know what happened to Kabarebe, the crazy bastard who planned all this, he managed to survive the Angolan attack, retreat INTO hostile territory with his men, hook up with UNITA, fly back to Rwanda, where he was made Defense Minister. And is still the Defense Minister to this day. Rwanda is basically an African Prussia. Sure lots of African states have had military dictators, but Rwanda is really a case of an army acquiring a state by being hyper competent. Because it has this core around a functional, professional organization, Rwanda is one of the few countries in Africa that has it's s--- together, and functions well enough there's talk of an "African Singapore." O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)21:55:08 No.252531 >252567 >>252512 Didn't they take a good chunk of the aid money from the genocide and spend it on military training? >> O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:00:31 No.252567 >252589 >>252738 >>252531 Yes and no, for a few reasons. 1) They were very conscious, because they understood how to milk western donors, to make sure no aid money went to the military. At the same time, aid money meant they were able to spend like 15% of their GDP on the military, because everything else was covered. 2) Training wasn't really high on their needs. The RPA was one of the most professional forces on the continent. I've read one author who suggested that rather then sending American advisors to help the RPA turn into a modern fighting force, the RPA should have been sending advisors to teach the American army COIN operations. A lot of it was focused on better equipping their army, training Congolese puppet armies, and getting their officers modern administrative skills. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)21:56:47 No.252543 >>252628 >> >>252470 >a legion of Serbian Kebab removers fighting in the Congo, hired to Remove Cockroach. Explain And you gotta do threads on this sort of s---. Africa is sounding f------ awesome. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:12:59 No.252628 >>252635 >>252738 >> >>252543 OK, so first the Rwandans begin kicking in Zaire's door in the first Congo war. The French are still Le butthurt over the Tutsis basically, well, existing. A lot of sources say they had financial investments in Zaire, but they really didn't. The big thing was that they thought they were hegemons over Francophone Africa (even the Belgian part). They supported the Hutu dominated regime and got seriously embarrassed by the whole genocide thing, and then even more embarrassed when the RPA BTFO the old government of Rwanda and France couldn't do anything about it. Mobuto has lost his American allies so he starts kissing up to the French, and the basic goal of French policy in Africa is to have someone, anyone kiss their ass. Mobuto knows he doesn't have enough time to fix the MASSIVE problems in his army, and honestly thinks a competent army would be a threat to him. He wants mercenaries. He wants mercenaries like they j------- to in Rhodesia threads. THOSE guys. So the French Foreign office tries. First they actually call some of the Crippled Eagles asking them to fight, and they kindly inform the French that the Rhodesian Bushwar was nearly 20 years ago, and we are all super old now. So the French negotiate a contract between Zaire and a super shady Serbian telecommunications company. A telecommunications company that doesn't seem to actually do anything telecommnications wise, and the contract with Zaire doesn't specify what the f--- they're supposed to be doing. Conveniently, a group of Serbian veterans show up to fight for Zaire at the same time. These guys are exactly like our accordion wielding friend. Sounds like a great plan. Battle hardened Serbs with a thousand yard stare who have extensive experience in nasty ethnic warfare. They're going to f--- the RPA up and show the Hutus how to do genocide properly. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:14:23 No.252635 >252663 >>252628 Problem: The Serbs don't care about Zaire, they have no idea what a Rwandan is or looks like. None of them speak any of the local language, and when deployed they mostly just get drunk, blast turbofolk, and r--- the local Congolese, and when given some of Zaire's finest aircraft, they manage to crash them into each other. It would be the finest military outfit Mobuto could field in the first congo war. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:04:09 No.252589 >252671 >>252567 How did the military figure into the Rwandan Genocide? Did they just put their hands up and say "not our problem" or something? It's incredible that a military that competent and battle-tested wouldn't have been able to stop that s--- in its tracks. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:21:51 No.252671 >252683 >>252738 >>252589 The RPA, which makes up the modern Rwandan Army, wasn't made up of people who were actually from Rwanda. Most of them were from exiles in Tanzania, and Rwandans from Uganda and the Congo. They had been fighting a low level conflict with the government of Rwanda (their army was the RDF, Rwandan Defense Forces), for a few years, which served as a backdrop for the genocide. There is some allegations that the RPA DID let the genocide happen to facilitate the take over. But on the other hand, the Rwandan genocide was devestatingly quick. It was only 100 days. At it ended when the RPA won the war and took over Rwanda. The RDF, and Hutu Power government then fled into Zaire Fearing a counter genocide, most of their supporters went with them. Mobuto actively courted them, and supported them, because they were a new factor in Congolese politics that he could easily woo, and were probably well armed enough to take the eastern Congo from him if he tried anyway. About 2 million people left the Congo this way. Between that and the Genocide, like 40% of Rwanda's population was gone, and the Genocidiares had basically created a Hutu-Power nation in the Eastern Congo. The RPA and their supporters moved into Rwanda, and once they were settled in, they weren't happy with the RDF run military training/refugee camps on their borders, so they decided to invade Zaire to chase them out. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:24:36 No.252683 252735 >>252671 Wait, African mini-Prussia is a new thing? I thought the Rwandans had been making Africa their bitch with their Western-style army in the 1970s and 80s too. >> O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:33:31 No.252735► >>252683 I'll admit I don't know much about Rwanda in the 70s and 80s, but the core of the RPA was actually in Tanzania at the time. After Idi Amin seized power in Uganda, his predecessor, Milton Obote flees to Tanzania, where, with the support of Tanzania, he starts training Militias to take back Uganda from various dissatisfied ethnic groups. One of these would be taken from Ugandan Tutsi. Idi Amin decides to go full retard to deal with these militias, and tries annexing a bunch of Tanzania while he's at it. He fails, badly, and Milton Obote gets Uganda back. He doesn't like having a bunch of armed Tutsi sitting around getting bored, so he suggest they start f------ with Rwanda. This is the beginning of the RPA, and makes up their core leadership. Paul Kagame started his military career fighting against Uganda from Tanzania. A significant chunk of the RPA leadership never even SAW Rwanda before the 90s. If Rwanda's army was cool in the 80s, that Army got BTFO by the RPA, exiled to the Congo, and eventually turned to banditry. A new Rwandan state was imported in it's entirety focused around the RPA in the 90s. >> O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)23:01:28 No.252873 >>252932 >>252738 Alright, let me bring this full circle and explain why Africa has a giant black boner for paratroopers. First, stuff that other countries normally get excited for as shows of power, Navies, Armored Divisions, Ballistic Missiles, Air Forces, etc. don't really work with the strength and industrial base of African states. It's not that they can't afford them, or use them, it's maintanence that is always the f------ problem. African warfare is a lot like theoreticians predicted warfare would be like before WWI, and we saw Europe was capable of industrialized warfare. Basically, you deploy your tanks and what not, they get shot to s---, and you have no hope of rebuilding your forces by the time the war is over. This is what happens to Zimbabwe in the Second Congo War. Zimbabwe actually inherited a well equipped army and airforce from Rhodesia. They decided to deploy these in the Second Congo war against Rwanda, in the hopes of being able to get access to mining contracts after the war and cockblock the South Africans (told you the multiple faction thing is great) There were actually tank battles in Katanga, which is not what most people picture when they invision African warfare, but there you go. The problem was that after about a year of this, Zimbabwe's bomber fleet needed maintanence, and all their tanks and armored cars had been shot to s---, and the Katanga front was now basically artillery duels. Zimbabwe called it quits (especially since the DROC was courting South African investment anyway) and left. They still haven't replaced their tanks and aircraft and have become militarily irrelevant. So Paratroopers are great because they don't suffer from this. The drop ships are few, easily maintained, and don't suffer a lot of wear and tear in usages, and the paratroopers themselves basically just have small arms. >> O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)23:10:48 No.252932 > >252953 >>252873 That last part, combined with the fact that they're well, paratroopers, makes it really great when dealing with Africa's geography. One base with a paratrooper brigade can assure military dominance over a larger area than an infantry division. Because the infantry division will take days or weeks to cross jungles, mountain ranges, etc. This ability to quickly deploy is also a huge advantage with that attrition rate thing. Paratroopers have the capacity to end conflicts way quicker than conventional forces, and in doing so, preserve those conventional forces. The idea of quick, lightning strikes is especially tempting to African states. Another factor is the espirit de corps. There's something about jumping out of planes that tends to mean paratroopers have huge brass balls, and don't care about anyone else. Which is great, because that means they tend to be resistant to the factionalism that plagues other African military units. You tend to get the highest level of professionalism out of them. And then lastly, there's the foreign connection. Two parts to this: Foreign militaries love training paratroopers for their African clients. They're cheap to train. You want to train an armored brigade, you're going to need loads of tanks, fuel specialized ammo, and yeah, most importantly tanks, just for TRAINING. Training them doesnt really solve the problems that the militaries already have. If you train paratroopers though, most of the problem is in training. It's an intensive skillset, but again, light on equipment. So the training you can offer actually matters. The other thing is, paratroopers are the only things African troops really need to fear from the west. They know no western state is going to deploy an amphibious assault on their countries. Hell, some of them are landlocked. But an airborne assault is quick and politically cheap for western powers. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)23:14:10 No.252953 >>252932 Consider things like Operation Thunderbolt, where Israel popped in to the middle of Uganda to f--- s--- up after Uganda let Palestinian highjackers land in Uganda. 30 Ugandan soldiers killed, and a bunch of MiGs lost in the middle of Entebbe. So they're very conscious of the threat of them. They're massively adaptable to the environment, they're 'hard' units rather than vulnerable, and they achieve all of this by being professional, rather than being expensive. Every African state wants paratroopers, and every African military unit wants to pretend it's paratroopers. I suspect as African states get their s--- together, we'll see some cool f------ airborne operations from them in the future.

>>O Anonymous 11/16/15(Mon)13:29:43 No.242018 > >>244062 File: Kabarebe.jpg (52 KB, 620x387) >>241595 I like African Uniforms and their paratrooper fetish. O Anonymous 11/16/15(Mon)19:36:57 No.244062 >>244104 >>242018 The only people without a paratrooper fetish are dead people desu. >* O Anonymous 11/16/15(Mon)19:40:58 No.244104 >>244125 >>244062 Plus, the Kabarebe Blitz might be the coolest 'Paratrooper' operation in history. O Anonymous 11/16/15(Mon)19:43:25 No.244125 >>244273 >>244104 >Kabarebe Blitz Google gives me nothing except a few mentions of a Rwandan general? O Anonymous 11/16/15(Mon)19:59:17 No.244273 ► >252394 >>252466 >>252738 >>244125 OK, that General during the Second Congo War, Rwanda decides to invade the Democratic Republic of Congo. Which is a plan that makes Barbarossa look like a cakewalk. The Congo has like 6 times the population of Rwanda, and is seriously like a hundred times the size. So what Kabarebe decided to do was, he takes his paratroopers, they cross into the Congo. They seize commercial airliners. They get on board them. They fly them across the continent, near the Atlantic ocean, where they land in the Congo's primary air force base. Within days, a few hundred men had blocked of an entire nation's access to the sea, captured their airforce, cut of 40% of the electrical power generation by seizing a hydroelectric dam and were about to take the capital. The only reason they didn't win the war right there themselves was the Angolans panicked and got involved. They suffered like 80% losses in the first day of fighting with Angola. The survivors retreated into UNITA held Angola however, and returned by airlift back to Rwanda in good order. It's crazy to think 600 paratroopers nearly controlled the fate of 60 million Congolese. >> O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)21:45:23 No.252470 ► >>252543 >>252738 >>252394 Once you get into it, the crazy number of factions is half the fun. There wars never stop twisting and turning. At the start of the conflict, the raison d'etre for the Rwandans to be involved in the Congo was to crush the Hutu aligned ALİR, which used to be the Rwandan government. But by the end of the war, the Rwandans were arming the Hutus, who still wanted to genocide them, in a conflict against Uganda, and Africa nearly not only got it's WWI, but it's WWII. Uganda, BTW is like the last country on earth that get's it's way by being a military hegemon. In the last twenty years theyve: 1) Overthrown the government of the Democratic Republic of the Congo. 2) Then occupied huge chunks of the Congo for nearly a decade. 3) Put a stop to Sudanese funded rebels in Uganda, and then chased them off so hard they broke off South Sudan into it's own country, with a government pliable to Ugandan interests. 4) Have basically militarily occupied chunks of Somalia, and periodically use that to blackmail Kenya. And have made all that pay for itself. African conflicts are freaking awesome. The problem is everything in the west has to be talked about through 'humanitarian' lenses. This makes the conflicts indecipherable, because the media refuses to talk about the actual politics (and African agency) in the wars, and also cuts out coverage of cool s--- like a legion of Serbian Kebab removers fighting in the Congo, hired to Remove Cockroach. >> O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)21:51:59 No.252512 >252531 >>252466 >>252394 Oh, and if you want to know what happened to Kabarebe, the crazy bastard who planned all this, he managed to survive the Angolan attack, retreat INTO hostile territory with his men, hook up with UNITA, fly back to Rwanda, where he was made Defense Minister. And is still the Defense Minister to this day. Rwanda is basically an African Prussia. Sure lots of African states have had military dictators, but Rwanda is really a case of an army acquiring a state by being hyper competent. Because it has this core around a functional, professional organization, Rwanda is one of the few countries in Africa that has it's s--- together, and functions well enough there's talk of an "African Singapore." O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)21:55:08 No.252531 >252567 >>252512 Didn't they take a good chunk of the aid money from the genocide and spend it on military training? >> O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:00:31 No.252567 >252589 >>252738 >>252531 Yes and no, for a few reasons. 1) They were very conscious, because they understood how to milk western donors, to make sure no aid money went to the military. At the same time, aid money meant they were able to spend like 15% of their GDP on the military, because everything else was covered. 2) Training wasn't really high on their needs. The RPA was one of the most professional forces on the continent. I've read one author who suggested that rather then sending American advisors to help the RPA turn into a modern fighting force, the RPA should have been sending advisors to teach the American army COIN operations. A lot of it was focused on better equipping their army, training Congolese puppet armies, and getting their officers modern administrative skills. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)21:56:47 No.252543 >>252628 >> >>252470 >a legion of Serbian Kebab removers fighting in the Congo, hired to Remove Cockroach. Explain And you gotta do threads on this sort of s---. Africa is sounding f------ awesome. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:12:59 No.252628 >>252635 >>252738 >> >>252543 OK, so first the Rwandans begin kicking in Zaire's door in the first Congo war. The French are still Le butthurt over the Tutsis basically, well, existing. A lot of sources say they had financial investments in Zaire, but they really didn't. The big thing was that they thought they were hegemons over Francophone Africa (even the Belgian part). They supported the Hutu dominated regime and got seriously embarrassed by the whole genocide thing, and then even more embarrassed when the RPA BTFO the old government of Rwanda and France couldn't do anything about it. Mobuto has lost his American allies so he starts kissing up to the French, and the basic goal of French policy in Africa is to have someone, anyone kiss their ass. Mobuto knows he doesn't have enough time to fix the MASSIVE problems in his army, and honestly thinks a competent army would be a threat to him. He wants mercenaries. He wants mercenaries like they j------- to in Rhodesia threads. THOSE guys. So the French Foreign office tries. First they actually call some of the Crippled Eagles asking them to fight, and they kindly inform the French that the Rhodesian Bushwar was nearly 20 years ago, and we are all super old now. So the French negotiate a contract between Zaire and a super shady Serbian telecommunications company. A telecommunications company that doesn't seem to actually do anything telecommnications wise, and the contract with Zaire doesn't specify what the f--- they're supposed to be doing. Conveniently, a group of Serbian veterans show up to fight for Zaire at the same time. These guys are exactly like our accordion wielding friend. Sounds like a great plan. Battle hardened Serbs with a thousand yard stare who have extensive experience in nasty ethnic warfare. They're going to f--- the RPA up and show the Hutus how to do genocide properly. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:14:23 No.252635 >252663 >>252628 Problem: The Serbs don't care about Zaire, they have no idea what a Rwandan is or looks like. None of them speak any of the local language, and when deployed they mostly just get drunk, blast turbofolk, and r--- the local Congolese, and when given some of Zaire's finest aircraft, they manage to crash them into each other. It would be the finest military outfit Mobuto could field in the first congo war. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:04:09 No.252589 >252671 >>252567 How did the military figure into the Rwandan Genocide? Did they just put their hands up and say "not our problem" or something? It's incredible that a military that competent and battle-tested wouldn't have been able to stop that s--- in its tracks. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:21:51 No.252671 >252683 >>252738 >>252589 The RPA, which makes up the modern Rwandan Army, wasn't made up of people who were actually from Rwanda. Most of them were from exiles in Tanzania, and Rwandans from Uganda and the Congo. They had been fighting a low level conflict with the government of Rwanda (their army was the RDF, Rwandan Defense Forces), for a few years, which served as a backdrop for the genocide. There is some allegations that the RPA DID let the genocide happen to facilitate the take over. But on the other hand, the Rwandan genocide was devestatingly quick. It was only 100 days. At it ended when the RPA won the war and took over Rwanda. The RDF, and Hutu Power government then fled into Zaire Fearing a counter genocide, most of their supporters went with them. Mobuto actively courted them, and supported them, because they were a new factor in Congolese politics that he could easily woo, and were probably well armed enough to take the eastern Congo from him if he tried anyway. About 2 million people left the Congo this way. Between that and the Genocide, like 40% of Rwanda's population was gone, and the Genocidiares had basically created a Hutu-Power nation in the Eastern Congo. The RPA and their supporters moved into Rwanda, and once they were settled in, they weren't happy with the RDF run military training/refugee camps on their borders, so they decided to invade Zaire to chase them out. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:24:36 No.252683 252735 >>252671 Wait, African mini-Prussia is a new thing? I thought the Rwandans had been making Africa their bitch with their Western-style army in the 1970s and 80s too. >> O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)22:33:31 No.252735► >>252683 I'll admit I don't know much about Rwanda in the 70s and 80s, but the core of the RPA was actually in Tanzania at the time. After Idi Amin seized power in Uganda, his predecessor, Milton Obote flees to Tanzania, where, with the support of Tanzania, he starts training Militias to take back Uganda from various dissatisfied ethnic groups. One of these would be taken from Ugandan Tutsi. Idi Amin decides to go full retard to deal with these militias, and tries annexing a bunch of Tanzania while he's at it. He fails, badly, and Milton Obote gets Uganda back. He doesn't like having a bunch of armed Tutsi sitting around getting bored, so he suggest they start f------ with Rwanda. This is the beginning of the RPA, and makes up their core leadership. Paul Kagame started his military career fighting against Uganda from Tanzania. A significant chunk of the RPA leadership never even SAW Rwanda before the 90s. If Rwanda's army was cool in the 80s, that Army got BTFO by the RPA, exiled to the Congo, and eventually turned to banditry. A new Rwandan state was imported in it's entirety focused around the RPA in the 90s. >> O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)23:01:28 No.252873 >>252932 >>252738 Alright, let me bring this full circle and explain why Africa has a giant black boner for paratroopers. First, stuff that other countries normally get excited for as shows of power, Navies, Armored Divisions, Ballistic Missiles, Air Forces, etc. don't really work with the strength and industrial base of African states. It's not that they can't afford them, or use them, it's maintanence that is always the f------ problem. African warfare is a lot like theoreticians predicted warfare would be like before WWI, and we saw Europe was capable of industrialized warfare. Basically, you deploy your tanks and what not, they get shot to s---, and you have no hope of rebuilding your forces by the time the war is over. This is what happens to Zimbabwe in the Second Congo War. Zimbabwe actually inherited a well equipped army and airforce from Rhodesia. They decided to deploy these in the Second Congo war against Rwanda, in the hopes of being able to get access to mining contracts after the war and cockblock the South Africans (told you the multiple faction thing is great) There were actually tank battles in Katanga, which is not what most people picture when they invision African warfare, but there you go. The problem was that after about a year of this, Zimbabwe's bomber fleet needed maintanence, and all their tanks and armored cars had been shot to s---, and the Katanga front was now basically artillery duels. Zimbabwe called it quits (especially since the DROC was courting South African investment anyway) and left. They still haven't replaced their tanks and aircraft and have become militarily irrelevant. So Paratroopers are great because they don't suffer from this. The drop ships are few, easily maintained, and don't suffer a lot of wear and tear in usages, and the paratroopers themselves basically just have small arms. >> O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)23:10:48 No.252932 > >252953 >>252873 That last part, combined with the fact that they're well, paratroopers, makes it really great when dealing with Africa's geography. One base with a paratrooper brigade can assure military dominance over a larger area than an infantry division. Because the infantry division will take days or weeks to cross jungles, mountain ranges, etc. This ability to quickly deploy is also a huge advantage with that attrition rate thing. Paratroopers have the capacity to end conflicts way quicker than conventional forces, and in doing so, preserve those conventional forces. The idea of quick, lightning strikes is especially tempting to African states. Another factor is the espirit de corps. There's something about jumping out of planes that tends to mean paratroopers have huge brass balls, and don't care about anyone else. Which is great, because that means they tend to be resistant to the factionalism that plagues other African military units. You tend to get the highest level of professionalism out of them. And then lastly, there's the foreign connection. Two parts to this: Foreign militaries love training paratroopers for their African clients. They're cheap to train. You want to train an armored brigade, you're going to need loads of tanks, fuel specialized ammo, and yeah, most importantly tanks, just for TRAINING. Training them doesnt really solve the problems that the militaries already have. If you train paratroopers though, most of the problem is in training. It's an intensive skillset, but again, light on equipment. So the training you can offer actually matters. The other thing is, paratroopers are the only things African troops really need to fear from the west. They know no western state is going to deploy an amphibious assault on their countries. Hell, some of them are landlocked. But an airborne assault is quick and politically cheap for western powers. O Anonymous 11/17/15(Tue)23:14:10 No.252953 >>252932 Consider things like Operation Thunderbolt, where Israel popped in to the middle of Uganda to f--- s--- up after Uganda let Palestinian highjackers land in Uganda. 30 Ugandan soldiers killed, and a bunch of MiGs lost in the middle of Entebbe. So they're very conscious of the threat of them. They're massively adaptable to the environment, they're 'hard' units rather than vulnerable, and they achieve all of this by being professional, rather than being expensive. Every African state wants paratroopers, and every African military unit wants to pretend it's paratroopers. I suspect as African states get their s--- together, we'll see some cool f------ airborne operations from them in the future.

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Me trying to bait /k/ /k/'s response BEND* *SNAP* *CLACK* *LOADED Ingeniør Landstads «cutomaiiske revolver» fra 1900, fremstilt ved Ilovedarsenaiet. Kun noen meget få skudd bie avfyrt under prøver, og revolveren må kunne sies å ha vært heit mislykket. Den «automatiske revolveren» var imidlertid den første norske konstruksjonen som ble uiprøvd med tanke på en eventuell framtidig halvautomatisk tjenestepistol. Revolveren finnes bevart i England (Dr. Geoffrey Sturgess samling og foto). I f------ hate /k/

Me trying to bait /k/ /k/'s response BEND* *SNAP* *CLACK* *LOADED Ingeniør Landstads «cutomaiiske revolver» fra 1900, fremstilt ved Ilovedarsenaiet. Kun noen meget få skudd bie avfyrt under prøver, og revolveren må kunne sies å ha vært heit mislykket. Den «automatiske revolveren» var imidlertid den første norske konstruksjonen som ble uiprøvd med tanke på en eventuell framtidig halvautomatisk tjenestepistol. Revolveren finnes bevart i England (Dr. Geoffrey Sturgess samling og foto). I f------ hate /k/

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File: 1472084107683.png (124 KB, 1023x585) O ripping off ammo scalpers thread Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:56:04 No.32225039 >>32225049 >>32225070 >>32225141 >>32225149 well gents time for another update, the scalpers are getting paranoid as 22lr is cratering in price. they're desperate to offload their stashes as their credit card bills are coming due. they all planned on rolling in cash with a Hillary victory for christmas, now they're sitting on ammo that they can't exactly pour milk on and eat so i have been working round the clock before this amazing goldmine dries up. ive been travelling from state to state with my RV filled with 22lr in plastic drums (details on that later) and i have Iswear to god II kill us all if you f--- with me. >HECKING BIG GAME TO HUNT at each new destination i use my enterprise preferred customer card, rent a nice suv, and drive to visit people who i have made arrangements with. i have also been trolling each person with insulting text messages from local numbers to them, scam emails, and threats for 'ripping off fellow shooters' so by the time they meet with me they feel so relieved they don't even check. these people might be good at checking apps and being in line at walmart at 5am but they're not good at recognizing a rental car. it's part of my appearance. i wear a nice suit (measurements taken in NYC, then shipped to me from hong kong- very cheap, looks very good) and play the part of a clueless wealthy LIBERAL man who is desperate to prep for the dark future OF A TRUMP PRESIDENCY this is my adjustment, before the election i left the CAPSLOCK parts out. O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:56:26 No.32225049 > >>32225070 >>32225149 >>32225039 (OP) i offer them an ounce of gold coin for every $1000 they are asking, because i'm hunting the big game- the huge stashes. over the ammo. they don't even come standard when you order the darknet. i pay $200 for a krugerrand that they take it every time. they google the words on the coin on their s----- smartphones and their eyes get big and they would pass at a jewelry store (good gold plating, sintered tungsten base) and $35 for one that fools an ammo scalper. open the plastic protectors over the coins, gold coins i have very close to two million rounds of 22lr now (not to mention the 9mm and 5.56 i've picked up for personal use), my original goal was get it at the equiv of one cent per round but i've done so well that i can't even name it, i've had an enjoyable roadtrip (tinder plus is worth it) and i have ruined many many neckbeards. in the end, there can only be one neckbeard- me. and someday i will stop my hunt and open a gun range where people can buy 22lr for their kids and use a scoop and scale like in a grocery store where you buy bulk peanuts. and then i will be satisfied. O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:58:09 No.32225070 ► >>32225083 >>32225127 >>32225049 >>32225039 (OP) What kind of weird specific supervillain s--- are you on OP O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:59:24 No.32225083 ► >>32225070 I do it because I can O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)21:03:03 No.32225127 ► >>32225070 They call him El Scalpo, The Ammo N----- And he is the troll we need, and the one the fudds deserve.

File: 1472084107683.png (124 KB, 1023x585) O ripping off ammo scalpers thread Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:56:04 No.32225039 >>32225049 >>32225070 >>32225141 >>32225149 well gents time for another update, the scalpers are getting paranoid as 22lr is cratering in price. they're desperate to offload their stashes as their credit card bills are coming due. they all planned on rolling in cash with a Hillary victory for christmas, now they're sitting on ammo that they can't exactly pour milk on and eat so i have been working round the clock before this amazing goldmine dries up. ive been travelling from state to state with my RV filled with 22lr in plastic drums (details on that later) and i have Iswear to god II kill us all if you f--- with me. >HECKING BIG GAME TO HUNT at each new destination i use my enterprise preferred customer card, rent a nice suv, and drive to visit people who i have made arrangements with. i have also been trolling each person with insulting text messages from local numbers to them, scam emails, and threats for 'ripping off fellow shooters' so by the time they meet with me they feel so relieved they don't even check. these people might be good at checking apps and being in line at walmart at 5am but they're not good at recognizing a rental car. it's part of my appearance. i wear a nice suit (measurements taken in NYC, then shipped to me from hong kong- very cheap, looks very good) and play the part of a clueless wealthy LIBERAL man who is desperate to prep for the dark future OF A TRUMP PRESIDENCY this is my adjustment, before the election i left the CAPSLOCK parts out. O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:56:26 No.32225049 > >>32225070 >>32225149 >>32225039 (OP) i offer them an ounce of gold coin for every $1000 they are asking, because i'm hunting the big game- the huge stashes. over the ammo. they don't even come standard when you order the darknet. i pay $200 for a krugerrand that they take it every time. they google the words on the coin on their s----- smartphones and their eyes get big and they would pass at a jewelry store (good gold plating, sintered tungsten base) and $35 for one that fools an ammo scalper. open the plastic protectors over the coins, gold coins i have very close to two million rounds of 22lr now (not to mention the 9mm and 5.56 i've picked up for personal use), my original goal was get it at the equiv of one cent per round but i've done so well that i can't even name it, i've had an enjoyable roadtrip (tinder plus is worth it) and i have ruined many many neckbeards. in the end, there can only be one neckbeard- me. and someday i will stop my hunt and open a gun range where people can buy 22lr for their kids and use a scoop and scale like in a grocery store where you buy bulk peanuts. and then i will be satisfied. O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:58:09 No.32225070 ► >>32225083 >>32225127 >>32225049 >>32225039 (OP) What kind of weird specific supervillain s--- are you on OP O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)20:59:24 No.32225083 ► >>32225070 I do it because I can O Anonymous 12/05/16(Mon)21:03:03 No.32225127 ► >>32225070 They call him El Scalpo, The Ammo N----- And he is the troll we need, and the one the fudds deserve.

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File: Dnga4HNXgAAms-R.jpg (29 KB, 500x424) O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)14:34:09 No.43998709 > >>43998750 >>44000000 >>44001198 >Mom says no rifle ammo until I am done shooting all my shotgun ammo >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)14:36:54 No.43998736 ► Earn some good boy points by rubbing her Hobbit feet. >Inb4 underage b& * O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)14:38:47 No.43998750 > >>43998709 (OP) Get yourself a new mom! O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)16:57:02 No.44000000 >>44000063 >>44000076 >>44000089 >>44000119 >>44000120 >>44000168 >>44000172 >>44000195 >>44000216 >>44000242 >>44000268 >>44000280 >>44000319 >>44000923 >>44000960 >>44000961 >>44000976 >>44000990 >>44001017 >>44001290 >>44001407 >>44001435 >>44001899 >>44002001 >>44002023 >>44002031>>44002034 >>44002035 >>44002056 >>44002113 >>44002122 >>44002137 >>44002169 >>44002250 >>44002297 >>44002318 >>44002429 File: smile.jpg (11 KB, 125x125) >>43998709 (OP) >come to /k/ looking for good quality threads >see this dumb frog thread Stupid frogposter! > O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)17:02:40 No.44000063 ► File: 71625792_p0.jpg (1.41 MB, 2683x3972) >>44000000 >> O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)17:03:50 No.44000076 ► >>44000000 based O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)17:05:29 No.44000089 ► File: 1556127633528.jpg (115 KB, 495x362) >>44000000 NO000000000

File: Dnga4HNXgAAms-R.jpg (29 KB, 500x424) O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)14:34:09 No.43998709 > >>43998750 >>44000000 >>44001198 >Mom says no rifle ammo until I am done shooting all my shotgun ammo >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)14:36:54 No.43998736 ► Earn some good boy points by rubbing her Hobbit feet. >Inb4 underage b& * O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)14:38:47 No.43998750 > >>43998709 (OP) Get yourself a new mom! O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)16:57:02 No.44000000 >>44000063 >>44000076 >>44000089 >>44000119 >>44000120 >>44000168 >>44000172 >>44000195 >>44000216 >>44000242 >>44000268 >>44000280 >>44000319 >>44000923 >>44000960 >>44000961 >>44000976 >>44000990 >>44001017 >>44001290 >>44001407 >>44001435 >>44001899 >>44002001 >>44002023 >>44002031>>44002034 >>44002035 >>44002056 >>44002113 >>44002122 >>44002137 >>44002169 >>44002250 >>44002297 >>44002318 >>44002429 File: smile.jpg (11 KB, 125x125) >>43998709 (OP) >come to /k/ looking for good quality threads >see this dumb frog thread Stupid frogposter! > O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)17:02:40 No.44000063 ► File: 71625792_p0.jpg (1.41 MB, 2683x3972) >>44000000 >> O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)17:03:50 No.44000076 ► >>44000000 based O Anonymous 02/10/20(Mon)17:05:29 No.44000089 ► File: 1556127633528.jpg (115 KB, 495x362) >>44000000 NO000000000

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Anonymous 09/23/14(Tue)19:40:25 No.2294366522943780 322943872 22941259 (OP /k/ fights ISIS? the battle starts with a single long gunshot an ISIS guard drops from the guard tower of their s----- tent camp >someone shouts "I f------ told the terrorists gaze upward the ridge 2000 meters away they see a man standing on top of the ridge holding a Mosin Nagant over his head Suddenly gunfire erupts from outside the terrorists camp the ISIS members return fire surprised to see as many AK47s pointed at them as they're point at the /k/ommandos two middle aged men dressed in extremely short green shorts stand upon a small hill firing their FALS their .308 fire is followed by promises of revenge for Rhodesia no one knows how the two events are connected but choose not to correct the Rhodesians >Somehow someone managed to get Hickock 45 to show up >he takes out 6 terrorists with his .45cal pistol >after which he breaks from the firefight to start explaining the details of the pistol to a couple of newfags >Hunter 2-1 Actual managed to steal his mother's credit card and shows up >immediately takes a barrage of friendly fire to the back >McNiggerator who was last seen running full sprint into the camp is now in the guard tower he rains down rounds from his Galil while simultaneously e---------- onto the hajis below >somehow that isn't even the strangest thing that day as a couple of furries drag a screaming terrorist into a tent a couple of /pol/ f--- show up covered in pigs blood chasing some of ISIS around trying to hug them the ones that aren't shot immediately end up in a heated discussion with a couple of the kebabs over how the jews ruined everything >an overweight/k/ommando armed with a katana engages in a sword fight with haji armed with a scimitar the sharp shooters from the ridge star picking off the ISIS members trying to man the machine guns in the rear of the camp while arguing about the shot placement difference between a Nugget, the .308 and the .50cal you f------ I could hit him!" Anonymous 09/23/14(Tue)19:50:23 No.229437802293872 >>22943665 >/k/ manages to secure the ISIS camp >a lk/ompound flag is immediately raised over the camp >someone quickly posts a thread about it on /k/ to quote "show those f------ f----- bitch ass trolls that said /k/ would never have a /k/ompound" >/k/ommandos start gathering up AK47s as war trophies >/pol/acks bury the dead terrorists with dead pigs for the lols and start a "jews did it" thread on /pol/ for no reason column of s----- ass toyotas approach the /k/ompound >ISIS has sent reinforcements to retake the camp >/k/ommandos try using the RPGs against the trucks 3 /k/ommandos killed from backblasts, 4 enemy trucks destroyed >ISIS dismounts and begans counter attack on /k/ompound >lvan Chesnov is seen beating a haji to death with his AK47 and screaming at him >"How dare kebab put filthy Tapco accessory s--- on glorious Kalashnikov rifle!" >Nugget Enterprises sends a small s----- Chevy Nova full of 7.62x54r, mountain dew, cheese poofs, vodka and dragon dildo lube the now resupplied /k/ommandos repel the enemy assault >kebab has been removed the /k/ommandos gather round and celebrate the Rhodesians speak up, "So, when shall Rhodesia be liberated next?" >700 plane tickets to Zimbabwe are purchased over night

Anonymous 09/23/14(Tue)19:40:25 No.2294366522943780 322943872 22941259 (OP /k/ fights ISIS? the battle starts with a single long gunshot an ISIS guard drops from the guard tower of their s----- tent camp >someone shouts "I f------ told the terrorists gaze upward the ridge 2000 meters away they see a man standing on top of the ridge holding a Mosin Nagant over his head Suddenly gunfire erupts from outside the terrorists camp the ISIS members return fire surprised to see as many AK47s pointed at them as they're point at the /k/ommandos two middle aged men dressed in extremely short green shorts stand upon a small hill firing their FALS their .308 fire is followed by promises of revenge for Rhodesia no one knows how the two events are connected but choose not to correct the Rhodesians >Somehow someone managed to get Hickock 45 to show up >he takes out 6 terrorists with his .45cal pistol >after which he breaks from the firefight to start explaining the details of the pistol to a couple of newfags >Hunter 2-1 Actual managed to steal his mother's credit card and shows up >immediately takes a barrage of friendly fire to the back >McNiggerator who was last seen running full sprint into the camp is now in the guard tower he rains down rounds from his Galil while simultaneously e---------- onto the hajis below >somehow that isn't even the strangest thing that day as a couple of furries drag a screaming terrorist into a tent a couple of /pol/ f--- show up covered in pigs blood chasing some of ISIS around trying to hug them the ones that aren't shot immediately end up in a heated discussion with a couple of the kebabs over how the jews ruined everything >an overweight/k/ommando armed with a katana engages in a sword fight with haji armed with a scimitar the sharp shooters from the ridge star picking off the ISIS members trying to man the machine guns in the rear of the camp while arguing about the shot placement difference between a Nugget, the .308 and the .50cal you f------ I could hit him!" Anonymous 09/23/14(Tue)19:50:23 No.229437802293872 >>22943665 >/k/ manages to secure the ISIS camp >a lk/ompound flag is immediately raised over the camp >someone quickly posts a thread about it on /k/ to quote "show those f------ f----- bitch ass trolls that said /k/ would never have a /k/ompound" >/k/ommandos start gathering up AK47s as war trophies >/pol/acks bury the dead terrorists with dead pigs for the lols and start a "jews did it" thread on /pol/ for no reason column of s----- ass toyotas approach the /k/ompound >ISIS has sent reinforcements to retake the camp >/k/ommandos try using the RPGs against the trucks 3 /k/ommandos killed from backblasts, 4 enemy trucks destroyed >ISIS dismounts and begans counter attack on /k/ompound >lvan Chesnov is seen beating a haji to death with his AK47 and screaming at him >"How dare kebab put filthy Tapco accessory s--- on glorious Kalashnikov rifle!" >Nugget Enterprises sends a small s----- Chevy Nova full of 7.62x54r, mountain dew, cheese poofs, vodka and dragon dildo lube the now resupplied /k/ommandos repel the enemy assault >kebab has been removed the /k/ommandos gather round and celebrate the Rhodesians speak up, "So, when shall Rhodesia be liberated next?" >700 plane tickets to Zimbabwe are purchased over night

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Twelve-Gauge Revolver

Anonymous 13 hours ago No.22493657 E >>22493714 12 gauge revolver-tfb.ipa (22 KB, 640x480) google igdhb YLICO GOTAS >Because sometimes dirty harry needs more than the most powerful handgun in the world Anonymous 13 hours ago No.22493714 E >>22493736 22493657 why? just, just why? Anonymous 13 hours ago No.22493736 Ξ >>22493773 >>22494179 >>22496198 >>22498955 22493714 I don't know. Maybe their family was murdered by a pack of savage wrist bones.

Anonymous 13 hours ago No.22493657 E >>22493714 12 gauge revolver-tfb.ipa (22 KB, 640x480) google igdhb YLICO GOTAS >Because sometimes dirty harry needs more than the most powerful handgun in the world Anonymous 13 hours ago No.22493714 E >>22493736 22493657 why? just, just why? Anonymous 13 hours ago No.22493736 Ξ >>22493773 >>22494179 >>22496198 >>22498955 22493714 I don't know. Maybe their family was murdered by a pack of savage wrist bones.

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