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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey, Wanna hear a funny joke? Stranger: ya You: Knock Knoclk Stranger: whos there You: Dis! Stranger: dis who You: DISCONNECT You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey, Wanna hear a funny joke? Stranger: ya You: Knock Knoclk Stranger: whos there You: Dis! Stranger: dis who You: DISCONNECT You have disconnected.

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Not meant to offend atheists.

Not meant to offend atheists.

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

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well.... Tentacle monsters

Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: sexy roleplay (female voyeur here) Stranger: oh baby Stranger: me so horny Stranger: me love you long time You: GET OUT JAR JAR Stranger: 5 dorra Stranger: meesa so horny ani Stranger: horny for ani boii You: ah... this was the best question so far Stranger: You're the best question so far, lovely stranger Stranger: now we must make love Stranger: for it is the request of the question-asker. You: ok but first you have to fill out my questionair Stranger: Anything for the female voreyruereyereryeye You: OK, first question, are you by any chance a tentacle monster Stranger: Umm, I may or may not be. Stranger: You'd have to ask the whole eastern side of Japan. You: hm... You: 2nd question, do you have tentacles You: these are SERIOUS questions Stranger: Would you think I was a monster if I did/ You: NO, i just want to be perpared for when the Tentacle monsters attack Stranger: KILL THE HUMANS AND R--- TH- I mean, no I'm fine Stranger: l'm good. Stranger: Kosher You: hm... not sure if Tentacle monster.... or Tentacle monster Stranger: or monster tentacles? You: WHAT ARE YOU!? Stranger: I BE WHAT YOU SEEIN AT NIGHT BOll Stranger: FACE THE FACTS JACK Stranger: YOU LOVIN DESE SUCTION CUPS Stranger: ALL BOUT YA FACE Stranger has disconnected

Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: sexy roleplay (female voyeur here) Stranger: oh baby Stranger: me so horny Stranger: me love you long time You: GET OUT JAR JAR Stranger: 5 dorra Stranger: meesa so horny ani Stranger: horny for ani boii You: ah... this was the best question so far Stranger: You're the best question so far, lovely stranger Stranger: now we must make love Stranger: for it is the request of the question-asker. You: ok but first you have to fill out my questionair Stranger: Anything for the female voreyruereyereryeye You: OK, first question, are you by any chance a tentacle monster Stranger: Umm, I may or may not be. Stranger: You'd have to ask the whole eastern side of Japan. You: hm... You: 2nd question, do you have tentacles You: these are SERIOUS questions Stranger: Would you think I was a monster if I did/ You: NO, i just want to be perpared for when the Tentacle monsters attack Stranger: KILL THE HUMANS AND R--- TH- I mean, no I'm fine Stranger: l'm good. Stranger: Kosher You: hm... not sure if Tentacle monster.... or Tentacle monster Stranger: or monster tentacles? You: WHAT ARE YOU!? Stranger: I BE WHAT YOU SEEIN AT NIGHT BOll Stranger: FACE THE FACTS JACK Stranger: YOU LOVIN DESE SUCTION CUPS Stranger: ALL BOUT YA FACE Stranger has disconnected

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A very interesting chat on omegle

omeglesm .com You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like gaming. Riding Elephants is fun omegle.com sorry are you affraid? l won't hurt you I just bite And throw squirrels and attack you with flying flamingos Flamingos... becuz they are hawt O rly? Yeah Trust me, young friend. Stranger has disconnected Find strangers with common interests (Settings) Great chat? Save the log!

omeglesm .com You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like gaming. Riding Elephants is fun omegle.com sorry are you affraid? l won't hurt you I just bite And throw squirrels and attack you with flying flamingos Flamingos... becuz they are hawt O rly? Yeah Trust me, young friend. Stranger has disconnected Find strangers with common interests (Settings) Great chat? Save the log!

RANDOM IS MY STYLE

iPod 1:42 AM 44%; omeele You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! 17 m usa looking for a girl with kik You: Om a girl! Stranger: kik? lol You: I love kicking people! Stranger: lol do uhave the app kik You: Lol, im a male! Biiiaaaaaaatttcchhhh You: I〉 You have disconnected. Start a new conversation Find strangers with common interests (Settings)

iPod 1:42 AM 44%; omeele You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! 17 m usa looking for a girl with kik You: Om a girl! Stranger: kik? lol You: I love kicking people! Stranger: lol do uhave the app kik You: Lol, im a male! Biiiaaaaaaatttcchhhh You: I〉 You have disconnected. Start a new conversation Find strangers with common interests (Settings)

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I KNOW THE GEOGRAPHY

I know all.

I know all.

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I still can't believe I pulled off this wonderful story

Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: how do i rob a bank with three paperclips, a twix, a dunkey, a hammer, tape, a 5 year old girl, a fake beard, a chair, two flowers, four ninjas and a guitar? You: O.O Stranger: how about no You: Go into bank, You: riding on donkey You: Sit donkey in chair, You: get off donkey You: grab hammer and tape to donkey Stranger: and hold the girl You: Give flowers to girl, Stranger: then let the girl scream You: Sit down and fiddle with paperclips, Stranger: because there were a ninjas in it You: Make pick out of clis, You: then play guitr while ninjas rob, and eat twix :D Stranger: whoa Stranger: that was quite cool You: Thank you :3 Stranger: like a ninja boss You have disconnected

Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: how do i rob a bank with three paperclips, a twix, a dunkey, a hammer, tape, a 5 year old girl, a fake beard, a chair, two flowers, four ninjas and a guitar? You: O.O Stranger: how about no You: Go into bank, You: riding on donkey You: Sit donkey in chair, You: get off donkey You: grab hammer and tape to donkey Stranger: and hold the girl You: Give flowers to girl, Stranger: then let the girl scream You: Sit down and fiddle with paperclips, Stranger: because there were a ninjas in it You: Make pick out of clis, You: then play guitr while ninjas rob, and eat twix :D Stranger: whoa Stranger: that was quite cool You: Thank you :3 Stranger: like a ninja boss You have disconnected

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Objection!

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: The stranger you are chatting with has a fetish for pregnant women Stranger 2: 1 112123231 1 13 7133717373371717 111371772 3377373137377373739373133713 1 337377 73327313373737333737373771 77717 ,I;;;;,l;;;! .,r,”~' I;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ; T;;;; ; ;;,「OBJECTION! THAT'S NOT A F------ QUESTION! '.1 1.. 1 ..222...l 71237333173732337 373731 77737331373373937773373737 37323733737337 1113 Stranger 1: HOW DID THEY KNOW Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Well this is awkward.

512k y Tweet 84.4K 21 Select Language ▼ 25,918 strangers online Tweet84.4 Talk to strangers! You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss Do you hate spammers? Stranger 1: Hi baby! Im Kitty, 22 years old from US Stranger1 Email me, please? kitty21hot@ gmail com Stranger 2: Hi baby! Im Kitty, 22 years old from US Stranger1 I don't like here. We can hangout there, ok. Kisses Stranger 2 Email me, please? kitty21hot@ gmail com Stranger 2 I don't like here. We can hangout there, ok. Kisses Stranger 1 has disconnected Enter a question Do you hate spammers? 回I want Omegle to reuse this question if it's good enough. ew cha or switch to text or video or video Send Enter New Esc

512k y Tweet 84.4K 21 Select Language ▼ 25,918 strangers online Tweet84.4 Talk to strangers! You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss Do you hate spammers? Stranger 1: Hi baby! Im Kitty, 22 years old from US Stranger1 Email me, please? kitty21hot@ gmail com Stranger 2: Hi baby! Im Kitty, 22 years old from US Stranger1 I don't like here. We can hangout there, ok. Kisses Stranger 2 Email me, please? kitty21hot@ gmail com Stranger 2 I don't like here. We can hangout there, ok. Kisses Stranger 1 has disconnected Enter a question Do you hate spammers? 回I want Omegle to reuse this question if it's good enough. ew cha or switch to text or video or video Send Enter New Esc

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» Connected, feel free to talk now Youi sup Strangers how's fightin crime tonight? You: good You: guess what though Auto stat 凶Clean chatog凶Chat sounds A Conta rm not b GIFAK.NET

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omegle Talk to strangerst Stranger 1 has to sell a Microwave to Stranger: ERRYBODY GOT TIME FO N9CROWAVE! Strangen NO ITLL EVEN STORE ALL YOUR COLD Srangen WITH BRONCHITIS GERM FREE SMOKE L PREVENT BRONCHITIS Srangen M SO UNDERGROUND IMLMING IN TO YOUR CORPORATE WLES Stranger: LL TEACH YOU HOW TO 00T! Sinanger: BUT DONT FORGET TO BUY HER Sinanger: THEN WELL PUT IT IN THE MOME E HAS BETTER EYEBROWS Strangen COF COURSE IT MUST DE DECIDED Y MARTNI MONTACE TMIE DADRECTOR WITH BADASS Stranger: SHOVES A MICRDWAME NHS FACE CRABSA SHOTOUN THAT SOUNDS LKEA COCAINE WEARS T SNOW EVEN MORE ON WITHOUT ME

I'm such a helpful creeper

Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: I am 14 and i have really small boobs, and a small ass, how can it get "curvy" lol IM SERIOUS THO You: "Awkward cough* Stranger: just work out You: Mainly abs You: Drink lots of milk Stranger: but only.mess with the stuff you wanna enhance You: Oh, no heavy lifting when excising. Only a ton of reps You: What else? Stranger: i dont think you can change the boob problem though You: Um Stranger: try a really good bra You: Actually all it is is misplaced fat... You: So... not exactly don't work out, but don't focus on pecs Stranger: yeah You: Am l seriously having this conversation? Stranger: i guess You: Op, you're 14. Give it time! You: Besides, you make me feel like a creeper. Stranger: i was gonna say that too You: A 21 year old giving a 14 year old advice on... figure You: That's just odd You: But... yeah, that's about it, I think. You: Anything to add? Stranger: i had small boobs then too and now i have D's so they will vome one day along with the curves Stranger: *come You: Oh, Clothing can help exaggerate your form actually Stranger: yeah You: Black tends to stretch, so, wear a black dress and a white belt over it to fake vou're "curves" You: Or better yet, wear a hair accessory to draw attention away from your developing body You: It's easy and most look really nice. You: Why do l know so much about this You: I feel totally emasculated You: Imma go cry in a corner and eat lots of fudge Stranger: ru a guy You: Yeah. Stranger: oh lol u kno alot 4 a guy You: T T D on t judge... Stranger: im not You: I still don't know why people are surprised about that. You: Not all of us are knuckle heads You: Just most of us Stranger: lol Stranger: well i gotta go You: Alright, Peace You: Give it time OP. You: See ya Stranger 1. You have disconnected

Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Question to discuss: I am 14 and i have really small boobs, and a small ass, how can it get "curvy" lol IM SERIOUS THO You: "Awkward cough* Stranger: just work out You: Mainly abs You: Drink lots of milk Stranger: but only.mess with the stuff you wanna enhance You: Oh, no heavy lifting when excising. Only a ton of reps You: What else? Stranger: i dont think you can change the boob problem though You: Um Stranger: try a really good bra You: Actually all it is is misplaced fat... You: So... not exactly don't work out, but don't focus on pecs Stranger: yeah You: Am l seriously having this conversation? Stranger: i guess You: Op, you're 14. Give it time! You: Besides, you make me feel like a creeper. Stranger: i was gonna say that too You: A 21 year old giving a 14 year old advice on... figure You: That's just odd You: But... yeah, that's about it, I think. You: Anything to add? Stranger: i had small boobs then too and now i have D's so they will vome one day along with the curves Stranger: *come You: Oh, Clothing can help exaggerate your form actually Stranger: yeah You: Black tends to stretch, so, wear a black dress and a white belt over it to fake vou're "curves" You: Or better yet, wear a hair accessory to draw attention away from your developing body You: It's easy and most look really nice. You: Why do l know so much about this You: I feel totally emasculated You: Imma go cry in a corner and eat lots of fudge Stranger: ru a guy You: Yeah. Stranger: oh lol u kno alot 4 a guy You: T T D on t judge... Stranger: im not You: I still don't know why people are surprised about that. You: Not all of us are knuckle heads You: Just most of us Stranger: lol Stranger: well i gotta go You: Alright, Peace You: Give it time OP. You: See ya Stranger 1. You have disconnected

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this was a question I came up with. I got some amazing and life changing results.

this was a question I came up with. I got some amazing and life changing results.