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Time to unlock your hidden strength.

draumbooty My buddy used to know this guy in higlh school that would watch p--- before every wrestling match he was in. He didn't beat the meat. Didn't even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like halíf an hour. He won almost every match Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a f----- beast for like 15 minutes I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts. Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time draumbooty if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids mrlevelingthinner having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

draumbooty My buddy used to know this guy in higlh school that would watch p--- before every wrestling match he was in. He didn't beat the meat. Didn't even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like halíf an hour. He won almost every match Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a f----- beast for like 15 minutes I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts. Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time draumbooty if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids mrlevelingthinner having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

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Horse movies are rarely seen to the public eye nowadays

它3 asensuality Every horse movie Sarah aynn: "no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there's not even cute boys" *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: "this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it's yoires if not it's goin back to the horse factory" Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet it:s nose* "see girl? You and me aren't so different after all" Old man wonka: "why I don't believe it she done tamed ol' misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm" *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: "young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show" Staryah: "no Mom please" *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: "fucjkfidnb maybe that's a good horse after all"

它3 asensuality Every horse movie Sarah aynn: "no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there's not even cute boys" *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: "this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it's yoires if not it's goin back to the horse factory" Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet it:s nose* "see girl? You and me aren't so different after all" Old man wonka: "why I don't believe it she done tamed ol' misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm" *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: "young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show" Staryah: "no Mom please" *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: "fucjkfidnb maybe that's a good horse after all"

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heterophobiac Generic Long Text Post from 2012-2014 OP: So why the f--- do barbers have these swirly pole thingys?? PAR 1st comment: They siphon the energy of lost hair. 2nd comment: ALRIGHT MOTHER F------ PULL UP A CHAIR AND TAKE A SEAT AT YOUR DESKS BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO LEARN YOU A THING. 04 SEE THIS M-----------? ITS A MOTHER F------ BOOBLE POOLE FROM MEDIEVAL TIMES *60 lines of text you can find from wikipedia IM PRETTY PASSIONATE ABOUT BOOBLE POOLES OK? 3rd comment: Things are getting heated up in the Booble Pooles fandom! End of post

heterophobiac Generic Long Text Post from 2012-2014 OP: So why the f--- do barbers have these swirly pole thingys?? PAR 1st comment: They siphon the energy of lost hair. 2nd comment: ALRIGHT MOTHER F------ PULL UP A CHAIR AND TAKE A SEAT AT YOUR DESKS BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO LEARN YOU A THING. 04 SEE THIS M-----------? ITS A MOTHER F------ BOOBLE POOLE FROM MEDIEVAL TIMES *60 lines of text you can find from wikipedia IM PRETTY PASSIONATE ABOUT BOOBLE POOLES OK? 3rd comment: Things are getting heated up in the Booble Pooles fandom! End of post

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go back to tumblr

ARE YOU LOSING THE DEBATE? GO BACK TO TUMBLR AND YOU SILENCE THE OPPOSITION WHICH ENDS THE ARGUMENT ALLOWING YOU TO CLAIM VICTORY

ARE YOU LOSING THE DEBATE? GO BACK TO TUMBLR AND YOU SILENCE THE OPPOSITION WHICH ENDS THE ARGUMENT ALLOWING YOU TO CLAIM VICTORY

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Lewd Ice Cream

browningtons home alone, girl out of town, this icecream here wyd? tygah Source: browningtons #reblog #haha f---

browningtons home alone, girl out of town, this icecream here wyd? tygah Source: browningtons #reblog #haha f---

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Good Cover Story

thebibliophibian: sixpenceee The reflection of the light inside a house against the window makes it look like there's a UFO outside good cover story but that's definitely a ufo

thebibliophibian: sixpenceee The reflection of the light inside a house against the window makes it look like there's a UFO outside good cover story but that's definitely a ufo

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This Is Deep

lhis is deep firefoxed why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match serbianslayer also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he's the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive greatwhiteprivilege im here for this analysis

lhis is deep firefoxed why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match serbianslayer also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he's the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive greatwhiteprivilege im here for this analysis

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(Not) Coming Soon To A Theater Near You

katana-wielding-bookworm I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don't want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. rizaoftheowls I'd like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself. dragontatoes no, no wait... I want Elijah Wood to play Daniel Radcliffe. gaycloak Elijah Wood plays Daniel Radcliffe and his evil sidekick is Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe

katana-wielding-bookworm I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don't want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. rizaoftheowls I'd like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself. dragontatoes no, no wait... I want Elijah Wood to play Daniel Radcliffe. gaycloak Elijah Wood plays Daniel Radcliffe and his evil sidekick is Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe

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fremdschämen

weeb-potato When your friend does something stupid in public and you can't stop them: Occipital Lobe Frontal Lobe Parietal Lobe Temporal Lobe Source: weeb-potato

weeb-potato When your friend does something stupid in public and you can't stop them: Occipital Lobe Frontal Lobe Parietal Lobe Temporal Lobe Source: weeb-potato

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Your faves are problematic

lovable-oaf 朴○Offense but anyone else think its a little problematic that you kill people (including teenage girls and endangered animals) in 'overwatch' and nobody questions or bats an eyelash at what theyre doing:/ im just saying lovable-oaf Why are yall ignoring this Imao... too afraid to admi that you like something thats frankly kinda f----- up? moonlandingwasfaked winston killed my family and stole my college tuition caelestis-lilium Torbjorn set up a turret in front of my son's room so that if he ever leaves it he'll die tevruden Symmetra set up all her turrets the hallway leading to my garage and now I can't drive anywhere without going through the car wash mrpinchy Roadhog saw me buying ham at the grocery store and he hooked me through 6 aisles and a starbucks thiswebsitenamesareweird Hana drank all my soda and called me a bitch

lovable-oaf 朴○Offense but anyone else think its a little problematic that you kill people (including teenage girls and endangered animals) in 'overwatch' and nobody questions or bats an eyelash at what theyre doing:/ im just saying lovable-oaf Why are yall ignoring this Imao... too afraid to admi that you like something thats frankly kinda f----- up? moonlandingwasfaked winston killed my family and stole my college tuition caelestis-lilium Torbjorn set up a turret in front of my son's room so that if he ever leaves it he'll die tevruden Symmetra set up all her turrets the hallway leading to my garage and now I can't drive anywhere without going through the car wash mrpinchy Roadhog saw me buying ham at the grocery store and he hooked me through 6 aisles and a starbucks thiswebsitenamesareweird Hana drank all my soda and called me a bitch

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Go Fish

swarnpert go fish but instead of saying go fish you say go f--- yourself swarnpert "got any 3s?" "go f--- yourself"

swarnpert go fish but instead of saying go fish you say go f--- yourself swarnpert "got any 3s?" "go f--- yourself"

I don't see a reason not to drink it

PING PONG BALL LAMP oIL RUBBING ALCOHOL VEGETABLE OIL WATER DISH SOAP MILK 100% MAPLE SYRUP CORN SYRUP HONEY SODA CAP BEADS CHERRY TOMATO DIE POPCORN KERNEL BOLT letshearitforthisclown i drink this every night powerburial this is a $79 cocktail at a bar in nyc

PING PONG BALL LAMP oIL RUBBING ALCOHOL VEGETABLE OIL WATER DISH SOAP MILK 100% MAPLE SYRUP CORN SYRUP HONEY SODA CAP BEADS CHERRY TOMATO DIE POPCORN KERNEL BOLT letshearitforthisclown i drink this every night powerburial this is a $79 cocktail at a bar in nyc

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Define "everyone".

In the 1950s everyone was nicer. Even the bears. milesjai WHIT COLOHE

In the 1950s everyone was nicer. Even the bears. milesjai WHIT COLOHE

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5 years can do a lot to a website

mangotea 2012 tumblr dashboar e nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL? "this is the only sex gif i'll ever reblog" posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO david karp unironically being called daddy e peasant 1o based on the notes of this post, i've decided to give an mangotea update! 2017 tumblr dashboard, Tumblr Veteran Edition: people who genuinely think that people on tumblr were nicer in 2012 because you could say the n word without getting run off the site e every few months you hear of a new scam. you wonder where people get the money to get scammed in the first place at least 10 posts on your dash of people with Gofundmes begging to not die on the streets because the economy is so f----- up thinking it can't get worse, politically, but news breaks that donald trump publicly admits to using sliced onions as deodorant. nobody blinks an eye an article blatantly from the onion or clickhole that people take at face value seeing a meme that's genuinely funny and sighing in pain because you know you'll grow to hate it in two days time somehow still being on this site after almost half a decade, hardened. you want to quit so f------ badly. and yet you continue to scroll. your body cries out for you to stop but you do not. you scroll and there is no end.

mangotea 2012 tumblr dashboar e nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL? "this is the only sex gif i'll ever reblog" posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO david karp unironically being called daddy e peasant 1o based on the notes of this post, i've decided to give an mangotea update! 2017 tumblr dashboard, Tumblr Veteran Edition: people who genuinely think that people on tumblr were nicer in 2012 because you could say the n word without getting run off the site e every few months you hear of a new scam. you wonder where people get the money to get scammed in the first place at least 10 posts on your dash of people with Gofundmes begging to not die on the streets because the economy is so f----- up thinking it can't get worse, politically, but news breaks that donald trump publicly admits to using sliced onions as deodorant. nobody blinks an eye an article blatantly from the onion or clickhole that people take at face value seeing a meme that's genuinely funny and sighing in pain because you know you'll grow to hate it in two days time somehow still being on this site after almost half a decade, hardened. you want to quit so f------ badly. and yet you continue to scroll. your body cries out for you to stop but you do not. you scroll and there is no end.

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Go back to the past and undo the unspeakable evil

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who's high key banging the history professor current aesthetic: ape going back in time to end this post before it continue

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who's high key banging the history professor current aesthetic: ape going back in time to end this post before it continue

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Frustratingly small fandoms

·*T fleurbot WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE ANDA SHOELACE

·*T fleurbot WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE ANDA SHOELACE

OK.

zuzu-and-friends when two bees fight its called a bumble-rumble 16 notes

zuzu-and-friends when two bees fight its called a bumble-rumble 16 notes

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Nouns vs. Nouns™

gbtqpjo People need to realize that there's a difference between straight people and Straight People™ thehumorousace Straight person: Hey you got a new haircut. Looks really good Straight Person™ No h---, but your haircut looks good on you In case you were confused thesoftgrape Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays poonpie White people who are gay: "I'm gay White Gays: " can't believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slurl I mean, I know what racism looks like because I've been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? IM GAYI karajames Idon't expect you to understand that because you're not a minority 'm not a minority? robotbisexual Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging bye-onara neurotypical: i don't have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™ Happiness is a choice" Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale catf8sh cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person: It doesn't matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I'm not being offensivell Read a book on Human Biologyl 1 livebloggingmydescentintomadness men: I identify as male Men™ feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch anonymouscatperson Deactivated atheists: I don't believe in god or identify with a religion Atheists Don't f------ talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed- f-------minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians) phil-of-the-phuture nice guys: heyI know when not to invade someone's space and I totally respect boundaries Nice GuysTM IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO F--- ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME? lilkittynellie feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes Feminist TM: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR USII seereethepagan Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don't do it you're Going To HellI I'm praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgivenl Other religions are from Satan and So is Atheisml brittonofarc Asexuals I don't have any sort of sexual attractions to any gender or person Aces: Gays are evil, bis are evil, trans are evil, also why am I not on the F------ LGBTQ+ SPECTRUM

gbtqpjo People need to realize that there's a difference between straight people and Straight People™ thehumorousace Straight person: Hey you got a new haircut. Looks really good Straight Person™ No h---, but your haircut looks good on you In case you were confused thesoftgrape Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays poonpie White people who are gay: "I'm gay White Gays: " can't believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slurl I mean, I know what racism looks like because I've been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? IM GAYI karajames Idon't expect you to understand that because you're not a minority 'm not a minority? robotbisexual Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging bye-onara neurotypical: i don't have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™ Happiness is a choice" Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale catf8sh cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person: It doesn't matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I'm not being offensivell Read a book on Human Biologyl 1 livebloggingmydescentintomadness men: I identify as male Men™ feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch anonymouscatperson Deactivated atheists: I don't believe in god or identify with a religion Atheists Don't f------ talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed- f-------minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians) phil-of-the-phuture nice guys: heyI know when not to invade someone's space and I totally respect boundaries Nice GuysTM IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO F--- ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME? lilkittynellie feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes Feminist TM: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR USII seereethepagan Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don't do it you're Going To HellI I'm praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgivenl Other religions are from Satan and So is Atheisml brittonofarc Asexuals I don't have any sort of sexual attractions to any gender or person Aces: Gays are evil, bis are evil, trans are evil, also why am I not on the F------ LGBTQ+ SPECTRUM

Don't forget those ads of cartoon porn that somehow has a weirdly accurate artstyle

snoopingasusualisee the word "cartoon" in itself is a perfectly okay word to use but once you start saying "toon" i'nm gonna immediately stop you right there before i start thinking of airbrushed early 2000s hanna barbera and family guy porrn snoopingasusualisee Carly.co sp100 apLook Search a SplashFace ToonJuice Eaiu Qaual Wae moas see toonjuice right there? bet you dime a dozen that's where spencer goes to see some hot simpsons action

snoopingasusualisee the word "cartoon" in itself is a perfectly okay word to use but once you start saying "toon" i'nm gonna immediately stop you right there before i start thinking of airbrushed early 2000s hanna barbera and family guy porrn snoopingasusualisee Carly.co sp100 apLook Search a SplashFace ToonJuice Eaiu Qaual Wae moas see toonjuice right there? bet you dime a dozen that's where spencer goes to see some hot simpsons action

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Why I always have to pick Argonians when I play TES games

rasec-wizzlbang: I cant stop thinking about the fact that, during the oblivion crisis, the Argonians in Blackmarsh kicked dagon's ass so hard, they launched a counter-invasion into Oblivion, and forced the daedra to start closing their own oblivion gates to keep the argonians out And keep in mind, Dagon's plane of Oblivion is the Deadlands, literally hell You basically had a bunch of Lizard Doomguys launching an invasion on Hell

rasec-wizzlbang: I cant stop thinking about the fact that, during the oblivion crisis, the Argonians in Blackmarsh kicked dagon's ass so hard, they launched a counter-invasion into Oblivion, and forced the daedra to start closing their own oblivion gates to keep the argonians out And keep in mind, Dagon's plane of Oblivion is the Deadlands, literally hell You basically had a bunch of Lizard Doomguys launching an invasion on Hell

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