"[I] bet you a dime a dozen" No, that's not the right expression. Maybe you meant "dollars to doughnuts" or some other expression. Like, I don't care about your toon porn bullshit I'm here to be a pedant about how you used the wrong expression for the situation. Dime-a-dozen means cheap and the sentence "I bet you cheap I can make this jump shot" is nonsense. F- see me after class.

My mind just goes back to really old cartoons, like Hannah Barbera or the black and white era. The more rubbery the characters, the better.

Mostly I think because of stuff like Rodger Rabbit and the like. Or even Tiny Toons.

But I will agree ToonJuice does sound like R34 that's choppily animated.