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Rachel McConnell @Minette_78 Well this is a new one Prove You're Human Traditionally, what colour is poo? I SEND MESSAGE >

Rachel McConnell @Minette_78 Well this is a new one Prove You're Human Traditionally, what colour is poo? I SEND MESSAGE >

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and other fruits and veggies

danny @dsemumi Cleaning out your fridge is such a humiliating experience. you bought these plums and you didn't eat them in time. you absolute failure. you miserable p------------

danny @dsemumi Cleaning out your fridge is such a humiliating experience. you bought these plums and you didn't eat them in time. you absolute failure. you miserable p------------

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buff pillsbury

gabe @Syruhhh "what are you laughing at on ur phone" How the actual f--- am I supposed to explain to you why I am laughing at this PIlsbury Pilsbury Pry

gabe @Syruhhh "what are you laughing at on ur phone" How the actual f--- am I supposed to explain to you why I am laughing at this PIlsbury Pilsbury Pry

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A doctor's greatest enemy...

FROVO @fro_vo FLIGHT ATTENDANT: help is there a doctor on board DOCTOR: *rushing forward* yes i'm a doctor FLIGHT ATTENDANT: oh thank god this man is choking on an apple DOCTOR: *backing away* oh no no no no no

FROVO @fro_vo FLIGHT ATTENDANT: help is there a doctor on board DOCTOR: *rushing forward* yes i'm a doctor FLIGHT ATTENDANT: oh thank god this man is choking on an apple DOCTOR: *backing away* oh no no no no no

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I never asked for any of this

fightgeek @fightgeek 5000yrs ago one of your ancestors dug up a shiny rock and now you owe verizon $1247.00 10:32 PM · 2020-11-14 · Twitter for iPhone

fightgeek @fightgeek 5000yrs ago one of your ancestors dug up a shiny rock and now you owe verizon $1247.00 10:32 PM · 2020-11-14 · Twitter for iPhone

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Wish management on point.

I saw it on a YouTube comment and just had to screencap it.

I saw it on a YouTube comment and just had to screencap it.

Tech enthusiasts vs. Tech workers

Pranay Pathole ... @PPathole Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize. 8:51 AM - Apr 12, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone 7,387 Retweets 656 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes

Pranay Pathole ... @PPathole Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize. 8:51 AM - Apr 12, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone 7,387 Retweets 656 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes

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Hypocrisy much, Kirk Mc(KK)Keand?

Twitter post "source from @MckKirk":https://twitter.com/MckKirk/status/1378639603255685120

Twitter post "source from @MckKirk":https://twitter.com/MckKirk/status/1378639603255685120

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POV: you're a japanese artist and americans just found your art.

POV: you're a japanese artist and americans just found your art. 00

POV: you're a japanese artist and americans just found your art. 00

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What does this even mean?

Lemonade. ... .... @GLASSOFLEMONADE What does this even mean? lesplusbellesfemmesdafrique @Real Toons 2021 10:14 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Lemonade. ... .... @GLASSOFLEMONADE What does this even mean? lesplusbellesfemmesdafrique @Real Toons 2021 10:14 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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The science of relativity

Aaron @aaronadams1997 Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.

Aaron @aaronadams1997 Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.

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I'd sit in the sun for 2 mins after applying sunscreen for her

Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Following I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair. RETWEETS LIKES 25,148 44,783

Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Following I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair. RETWEETS LIKES 25,148 44,783

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Big Caterpillar

stringmouse @stringmousey This dude does not want to pupate. I think he's enjoying being a caterpillar too much. All he wants to do is eat and he's gotten enormous. 9:22 PM · 14/04/20 · Twitter for iPhone

stringmouse @stringmousey This dude does not want to pupate. I think he's enjoying being a caterpillar too much. All he wants to do is eat and he's gotten enormous. 9:22 PM · 14/04/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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pokemon evolutions vs digimon evolutions

Cowboy Dave @MrCowbayDave 100% accurate. Pokemon evolution Digimon evolution 7:49 PM - Apr 5, 2021 Twitter Web App

Cowboy Dave @MrCowbayDave 100% accurate. Pokemon evolution Digimon evolution 7:49 PM - Apr 5, 2021 Twitter Web App

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no nuts

MenGyver @TheAndrewNadeau her: i'll have the salad, no nuts, please waiter: of course me: it didn't say it had nuts her: i'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe me: that makes sense waiter: and for you? me: steak, no bees, please

MenGyver @TheAndrewNadeau her: i'll have the salad, no nuts, please waiter: of course me: it didn't say it had nuts her: i'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe me: that makes sense waiter: and for you? me: steak, no bees, please

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not quite

Akash Sharma @ooye_akash Making a girl cry is technically making her wet.

Akash Sharma @ooye_akash Making a girl cry is technically making her wet.

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