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Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa Follow X I caught my son and his friends making prank calls last night - except one called Wendys and one called McDonalds and then put them on speaker with each other. I wanted to be upset, but was laughing too hard. 8:04 PM Feb 16, 2020 1.5K Reply Copy link boredpanda.com
Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa Follow X I caught my son and his friends making prank calls last night - except one called Wendys and one called McDonalds and then put them on speaker with each other. I wanted to be upset, but was laughing too hard. 8:04 PM Feb 16, 2020 1.5K Reply Copy link boredpanda.com

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found satan /r/foundsatan pranks facepalm

Cue panic attack

Adam Ozimek → @ModeledBehavior Text a coworker at a random time "are you joining this meeting?" as a fun holiday prank
Adam Ozimek → @ModeledBehavior Text a coworker at a random time "are you joining this meeting?" as a fun holiday prank

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found satan /r/foundsatan pranks facepalm

For the love of God...

← dax → @thdxr Post GROK 000 Follow the only career advice i have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on linkedin 8:44 AM - 05/01/25 1.6M Views . 393 tz 6.5K 56K ☐ 5.6K <]
← dax → @thdxr Post GROK 000 Follow the only career advice i have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on linkedin 8:44 AM - 05/01/25 1.6M Views . 393 tz 6.5K 56K ☐ 5.6K <]

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linkedin lunatics /r/linkedinlunatics linkedin the internet jobs

Campaign to encourage everyone to delete their X account on the date of Donald Trump's inauguration

The website lists private and public organizations which have already left Twitter for good, as well as advices on how to download archives of an account's tweets and how to create an account on Bluesky or Mastodon.
The website lists private and public organizations which have already left Twitter for good, as well as advices on how to download archives of an account's tweets and how to create an account on Bluesky or Mastodon.

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boycott helloquitx

Nice one

Tim Kline @GratfulDude. 6h Follow I made these and sent them to my buddies last year. Haha. My wife hates it and keeps sticking it way back in the tree. Haha
Tim Kline @GratfulDude. 6h Follow I made these and sent them to my buddies last year. Haha. My wife hates it and keeps sticking it way back in the tree. Haha

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madlads /r/madlads mad lads insane people facepalm

A mad wedding speech

Mel @yourbizsucks I was best man at my friend's 2nd wedding. I started my speech with "welcome back everyone" he was not happy #weddingfail
Mel @yourbizsucks I was best man at my friend's 2nd wedding. I started my speech with "welcome back everyone" he was not happy #weddingfail

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madlads /r/madlads mad lads insane people facepalm

Whoops

yyy @yx3io just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years
yyy @yx3io just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years

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madlads /r/madlads mad lads insane people facepalm

How awful

Victor Pope Jr @VictorPopeJr My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the Follow bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster...
Victor Pope Jr @VictorPopeJr My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the Follow bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster...

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madlads /r/madlads mad lads insane people facepalm

Mad heist

Thomas Millar @thmsmlr 1d I'm so glad I learned CAD $34/ b from Bosch $0.12," 5 from my 3D Printer CENTRAL 1.4K 1.1K 27K Il 3.2M ☹ ↑ 100101110 00000000- IF TV @IFTV Follow > off the when i needed one for my maytag range i simply went to home depot and took a' display model and put in my pocket
Thomas Millar @thmsmlr 1d I'm so glad I learned CAD $34/ b from Bosch $0.12," 5 from my 3D Printer CENTRAL 1.4K 1.1K 27K Il 3.2M ☹ ↑ 100101110 00000000- IF TV @IFTV Follow > off the when i needed one for my maytag range i simply went to home depot and took a' display model and put in my pocket

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madlads /r/madlads mad lads insane people facepalm

Real

bobby @bobby i can hear my wife two rooms away singing to the dog a song called "best friends club." it's about how she and the dog are in the best friends club and i'm not in it. men have to be so strong to put up with this sort of treatment.
bobby @bobby i can hear my wife two rooms away singing to the dog a song called "best friends club." it's about how she and the dog are in the best friends club and i'm not in it. men have to be so strong to put up with this sort of treatment.

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madlads /r/madlads mad lads insane people facepalm

He's feeling silly

Replying to @andy_sidecake whats csm 1 1 Famous golfball @andy_sidec... 2m.. clip studio man 1 27 1 Famous golfball @andy_sideca....1m. just joking mate its chain saw man 1 27 1 egg on head @puzziebox.1m You got me so good 1 27 1 Famous golfball @andy_sidec... .15s just a bit of monday afternoon fun
Replying to @andy_sidecake whats csm 1 1 Famous golfball @andy_sidec... 2m.. clip studio man 1 27 1 Famous golfball @andy_sideca....1m. just joking mate its chain saw man 1 27 1 egg on head @puzziebox.1m You got me so good 1 27 1 Famous golfball @andy_sidec... .15s just a bit of monday afternoon fun

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madlads /r/madlads mad lads insane people facepalm

Backdrop people

TO PROPERLY Turbo M @Turbol In the conference room full of people I asked a Guru who preached about the laws of attraction if children in Hiroshima and Nagasaki attracted atomic bombs with their thoughts. Without hesitation, he said they were all NPCs and started talking about backdrop people. 4:44 PM · Jan 1, 2025
TO PROPERLY Turbo M @Turbol In the conference room full of people I asked a Guru who preached about the laws of attraction if children in Hiroshima and Nagasaki attracted atomic bombs with their thoughts. Without hesitation, he said they were all NPCs and started talking about backdrop people. 4:44 PM · Jan 1, 2025

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oddly specific

Just don't...

JOSH @maneatsdragon if u see a toilet in your dream, do not use it.
JOSH @maneatsdragon if u see a toilet in your dream, do not use it.

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oddly specific /r/oddlyspecific hmmm brand new sentence specific suspiciously specific

Healthcare... caffeine...

Rob @robrousseau I just had an American energy drink and at first I was happy to get out from under Canada's bs nanny state caffeine restrictions but honestly I'm extremely up now I'm practically dissociating, how do you people live like this Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse it's what we have instead of healthcare. 15:56 8/2/24 from Earth
Rob @robrousseau I just had an American energy drink and at first I was happy to get out from under Canada's bs nanny state caffeine restrictions but honestly I'm extremely up now I'm practically dissociating, how do you people live like this Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse it's what we have instead of healthcare. 15:56 8/2/24 from Earth

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oddly specific /r/oddlyspecific hmmm brand new sentence specific suspiciously specific

Get it?

MERKAN EXPRESS MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic - 1h He's only doing this for engagement MrBeast @MrBeast 2h So I kinda did a thing.. • Mar ORL LADE 27 ili 442 Σ go
MERKAN EXPRESS MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic - 1h He's only doing this for engagement MrBeast @MrBeast 2h So I kinda did a thing.. • Mar ORL LADE 27 ili 442 Σ go

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technically the truth /r/technicallythetruth technically true can't argue with that technically not wrong

File under: “Free speech absolutism”

. Leah McElrath @leahmcel... 1d ! In response to Musk changing the X algorithm to deboost negative content, people asked Grok what is considered "negative" and were told: . Criticism of the government Commentary about misinformation Suggestion the public is being manipulated Attacks against powerful people or institutions
. Leah McElrath @leahmcel... 1d ! In response to Musk changing the X algorithm to deboost negative content, people asked Grok what is considered "negative" and were told: . Criticism of the government Commentary about misinformation Suggestion the public is being manipulated Attacks against powerful people or institutions

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elon musk grok censorship

Makes it all better

jynx @jynxbby me buying something i didn't need bc i had a bad day
jynx @jynxbby me buying something i didn't need bc i had a bad day

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bikini bottom twitter /r/bikinibottomtwitter spongebob memes memes spongebob squarepants relatable memes relatable me irl

AI is ruining art

kylie (sabri's twin) @Kywry247-8h The wip next to the final goes crazy 人 O kylie (sabri's twin) @Kywry247-12h Transcendental #arcane #jinx #fanart 10 1720 329 ill 3.5K Σ <] Majin Talon @MajinTalon I'm borrowing that Aesthetics to play around with my Al model. Thats really quite cool. 9:59 PM 1/3/25 · View
kylie (sabri's twin) @Kywry247-8h The wip next to the final goes crazy 人 O kylie (sabri's twin) @Kywry247-12h Transcendental #arcane #jinx #fanart 10 1720 329 ill 3.5K Σ <] Majin Talon @MajinTalon I'm borrowing that Aesthetics to play around with my Al model. Thats really quite cool. 9:59 PM 1/3/25 · View

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mildly infuriating /r/mildlyinfuriating infuriating

He is the owner

Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika • 2m My good sir I am the copyright owner ⚫ Pinned Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika - 04 Apr Buckshot v1.2 is out on Steam featuring online leaderboard, expired medicine, pointy syringes, Estonian translation by yours truly & more (you won't believe what happens at 0:46 (not clickbait)) store.steampowered.com/app/2835570/ Bu... This media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner. 167 5.9K 417K ធ Q 2 176 75 Il 186
Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika • 2m My good sir I am the copyright owner ⚫ Pinned Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika - 04 Apr Buckshot v1.2 is out on Steam featuring online leaderboard, expired medicine, pointy syringes, Estonian translation by yours truly & more (you won't believe what happens at 0:46 (not clickbait)) store.steampowered.com/app/2835570/ Bu... This media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner. 167 5.9K 417K ធ Q 2 176 75 Il 186

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don't you know who i am /r/dontyouknowwhoiam cringe

Oop

K 5:35 Post 430 1,2K 57K 4mil 100 THE BOSS MAN @THEBOSS788191.... 21 h I think you guys forget that shield is made with vibranium, you know the material that absorbs energy 37 1733 7,9K Ilil 323K 1 Gail Simone @GailSimone • 21 h I have written 700 comics. 56 2772 13K ılı 319K Jolly_GoodRoger @JGoodroger - 17 h But has anyone read them? Methinks the answer is no. 67 2723 233 IlII 130K Gail Simone @GailSimone I write Uncanny X-Men, Timmy. Přeložit post 16:07. 25.12.2024 139K zobrazení 46 109 Nejrelevantnější odpovědi v Postovat odpověď E. 8K Q ☑ 88 Sledovat 91 fj 企 ☑
K 5:35 Post 430 1,2K 57K 4mil 100 THE BOSS MAN @THEBOSS788191.... 21 h I think you guys forget that shield is made with vibranium, you know the material that absorbs energy 37 1733 7,9K Ilil 323K 1 Gail Simone @GailSimone • 21 h I have written 700 comics. 56 2772 13K ılı 319K Jolly_GoodRoger @JGoodroger - 17 h But has anyone read them? Methinks the answer is no. 67 2723 233 IlII 130K Gail Simone @GailSimone I write Uncanny X-Men, Timmy. Přeložit post 16:07. 25.12.2024 139K zobrazení 46 109 Nejrelevantnější odpovědi v Postovat odpověď E. 8K Q ☑ 88 Sledovat 91 fj 企 ☑

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don't you know who i am /r/dontyouknowwhoiam cringe