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drive.jpg google yandex igdb wait Anonymous 04/08/17(Sat)00:25:21 No.728401507 >>728402125 >>728402834 >watch Drive >changes my life >one night mom yells for me to go pick up my sister >put on cool jacket >grab my old karting gloves >find some toothpicks between the couch cushions >Drive mode engage >go to pick her up. park across the street and leave the car running >flash my headlights and reach over to open the door when I see her come out >see two girls following her >didn't realize I was giving them a ride too >sis gets in passenger's seat, girls squeeze in back (BMW 318ti CSL) >sister notices my attire >"not again Josh, please" >ignore her and turn off the radio kavinsky >offer the girls a toothpick, they decline >drive to the end of the street and rip the parking brake to do a 180 >only rotates halfway and almost swipe a parked car but I keep my cool >sis tells me to stop f------ around and the girls get upset >ignore them as I reverse into a parking space and look both ways before pulling back out >girls start making idle chit-chat with me >I pause, slightly smile at them through rear-view mirror, and provide one-word answers >"So, what do you do?" >"... I drive." >Confused girl "You drive" >"... It's just part time". >one of the girls picks up a hammer I had under the seat and asks what its for >glare at her from the mirror V >"...My hands are a little dirty" >girl rolls her eyes and mouths something to the other girl silently >get to the destination >immediately jump out of car and flip jacket over my shoulder as I walk away briskly >wait for girls to go inside before I get back in and drive home >took me 2 hours to get rid of the wet p---- smell all over my backseat
drive.jpg google yandex igdb wait Anonymous 04/08/17(Sat)00:25:21 No.728401507 >>728402125 >>728402834 >watch Drive >changes my life >one night mom yells for me to go pick up my sister >put on cool jacket >grab my old karting gloves >find some toothpicks between the couch cushions >Drive mode engage >go to pick her up. park across the street and leave the car running >flash my headlights and reach over to open the door when I see her come out >see two girls following her >didn't realize I was giving them a ride too >sis gets in passenger's seat, girls squeeze in back (BMW 318ti CSL) >sister notices my attire >"not again Josh, please" >ignore her and turn off the radio kavinsky >offer the girls a toothpick, they decline >drive to the end of the street and rip the parking brake to do a 180 >only rotates halfway and almost swipe a parked car but I keep my cool >sis tells me to stop f------ around and the girls get upset >ignore them as I reverse into a parking space and look both ways before pulling back out >girls start making idle chit-chat with me >I pause, slightly smile at them through rear-view mirror, and provide one-word answers >"So, what do you do?" >"... I drive." >Confused girl "You drive" >"... It's just part time". >one of the girls picks up a hammer I had under the seat and asks what its for >glare at her from the mirror V >"...My hands are a little dirty" >girl rolls her eyes and mouths something to the other girl silently >get to the destination >immediately jump out of car and flip jacket over my shoulder as I walk away briskly >wait for girls to go inside before I get back in and drive home >took me 2 hours to get rid of the wet p---- smell all over my backseat

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Times Anons Acted Like the Driver in Real Life

File: 1357275552027.jpg-(25 KB, 500x345, ryan-gosling-in-drive_500x345.jpg) GI >>28655825 >seeing movie at the cinema alone >go up to buy my ticket >chick behind the booth says hi >i nod >asks what movie im seeing >i tell her Anonymous 01/03/13(Thu)20:59:12 UTC-8 No.28654858 Anonymous 01/03/13(Thu)21:03:49 UTC-8 No.28654976 >give her the money >she says "enjoy the movie!" >i smile and walk away times you acted like the driver in real life >at new year's party >chick comes up to me and says hi >i smile and nod >asks me what im doing >i say "just hanging out" >she tells me im kinda handsome >i say "i gotta go" and stroll to another room Replies:
File: 1357275552027.jpg-(25 KB, 500x345, ryan-gosling-in-drive_500x345.jpg) GI >>28655825 >seeing movie at the cinema alone >go up to buy my ticket >chick behind the booth says hi >i nod >asks what movie im seeing >i tell her Anonymous 01/03/13(Thu)20:59:12 UTC-8 No.28654858 Anonymous 01/03/13(Thu)21:03:49 UTC-8 No.28654976 >give her the money >she says "enjoy the movie!" >i smile and walk away times you acted like the driver in real life >at new year's party >chick comes up to me and says hi >i smile and nod >asks me what im doing >i say "just hanging out" >she tells me im kinda handsome >i say "i gotta go" and stroll to another room Replies:

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext real human bean

Anon Is the Driver

Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)11:19:15 No.60101903 >>60101945 >>60102011 >>60102075 >>60103638 >>60103935 >>60104121 >>60104274 >>60105956 File: GKWZ6Xn.jpg (222 KB, 1241x1600) A Real Human Bean >>60098093 (OP) This really happened. >decent looking guy, having a good job. >Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift. >Watch Drive for the first time ever. And A Real Hero >Changes my life, I want to be Driver. >Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because I'm not Autistic. >Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool. >Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so f--- it. >Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot. >qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie. >I reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me. >Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts. >Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack. >Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee. >Oh f--- yes >play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple. >We f--- >Waitress and I start dating. >Keep up my Driver shlick. >She introduces me to her friends, they think I'm cool as f---. >Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy f--- lol. >One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand. >She's browsing movies, stops on Drive. >Oh f---... >"You seen this yet Anon?" >S--- s--- s--- play it cool man, what would Driver do. >Brood for a sec, "...nah. it's not my thing". >Ended up watching Bridesmaids. Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years.
Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)11:19:15 No.60101903 >>60101945 >>60102011 >>60102075 >>60103638 >>60103935 >>60104121 >>60104274 >>60105956 File: GKWZ6Xn.jpg (222 KB, 1241x1600) A Real Human Bean >>60098093 (OP) This really happened. >decent looking guy, having a good job. >Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift. >Watch Drive for the first time ever. And A Real Hero >Changes my life, I want to be Driver. >Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because I'm not Autistic. >Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool. >Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so f--- it. >Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot. >qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie. >I reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me. >Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts. >Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack. >Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee. >Oh f--- yes >play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple. >We f--- >Waitress and I start dating. >Keep up my Driver shlick. >She introduces me to her friends, they think I'm cool as f---. >Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy f--- lol. >One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand. >She's browsing movies, stops on Drive. >Oh f---... >"You seen this yet Anon?" >S--- s--- s--- play it cool man, what would Driver do. >Brood for a sec, "...nah. it's not my thing". >Ended up watching Bridesmaids. Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years.

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Anon Is the Driver

File: image.jpg (107 KB, 350x248) Anonymous 05/29/16(Sun)14:26:15 No.15161676 >>15162317 >>15162595 >>15162976 >>15163026 >>15163391 ITT: Times you were the Driver >mom calls me and ask for a ride to her friends in two hours >tell her "There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?" >she sighs and says yes >I say "Good. And you won't be able to reach me on this phone again" >spend the next hour and a half studying my route >arrive at her house, park down the street and scope the place out >pull up in front of her house and honk twice >she come out and gets in >I don't answer >I am the driver >we pull up in front of her friend's house >put my watch on the steering wheel and tell her five minutes >she rolls her eyes and gets out >tick of the clock is playing on repeat and my police scanner is on >see my mom saying her goodbye through the screen door but her five minutes are up >speed back to my house >time to lay low for a few days >mom calls my phone over and over
File: image.jpg (107 KB, 350x248) Anonymous 05/29/16(Sun)14:26:15 No.15161676 >>15162317 >>15162595 >>15162976 >>15163026 >>15163391 ITT: Times you were the Driver >mom calls me and ask for a ride to her friends in two hours >tell her "There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?" >she sighs and says yes >I say "Good. And you won't be able to reach me on this phone again" >spend the next hour and a half studying my route >arrive at her house, park down the street and scope the place out >pull up in front of her house and honk twice >she come out and gets in >I don't answer >I am the driver >we pull up in front of her friend's house >put my watch on the steering wheel and tell her five minutes >she rolls her eyes and gets out >tick of the clock is playing on repeat and my police scanner is on >see my mom saying her goodbye through the screen door but her five minutes are up >speed back to my house >time to lay low for a few days >mom calls my phone over and over

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Anon is Ryan Gosling in Drive

Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)05:24:23 No.156367010 64 KB JPG >>156364491 (OP) # >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean
Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)05:24:23 No.156367010 64 KB JPG >>156364491 (OP) # >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext real human bean

Anon Still Likes Drive

: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 06/20/22(Mon)01:57:44 No.69107167 >be me >fav movie is Drive >try to do a driving trick from the movie on the highway >end up causing a massive pile up with multiple deaths >driving license suspended for life >have to pay massive debt >but I still like Drive
: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 06/20/22(Mon)01:57:44 No.69107167 >be me >fav movie is Drive >try to do a driving trick from the movie on the highway >end up causing a massive pile up with multiple deaths >driving license suspended for life >have to pay massive debt >but I still like Drive

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Anon Keeps Them Under His Spell

File: 1394481832001.jpg-(7 KB, 502x417, 138838320458[1].jpg) Anonymous (ID: 5aXurzyj) 03/10/14(Mon)16:03:52 No.536570929 >Go to shopping centre to buy food >They're talking about you boy >But you're still the same >Qt3.14 cashier girl smiles at me >I smirk back whilst inserting another toothpick >She leans in and hands me my receipt >My tooth pick falls onto the floor because I saw cleavage >She actually picks it up and hands it back >Oops there you go ;) >I pause for 4 seconds >Y-You too >Realise I'm late for my bus because I can't drive yet llegally [Autism Intensifies] >I run and just about catch it >Sit at back of bus and engage my mysterious aura whilst listening to drive soundtrack >Notice 7/10 giving me severe mires >Assert dominance by staring back >You keep me under your spell >You keep me under your spell >Decide to write my number down >I follow her off at her stop in dangerous violation of my privilege >Don't know where the f--- I am >Hey >Hi :) >*I take off my £900 lambskin driving gloves* >I noticed you looking at me >Yeah :) >Reach into back pocket of jeans and hand her piece of paper >I pause for a few seconds to buffer my aura >I think you dropped this >I smirk and walk away into the sunset >I check my back pocket, I still have the paper with my number on >Mfw i gave her my shopping receipt >A real human bean So /b/ how was your day
File: 1394481832001.jpg-(7 KB, 502x417, 138838320458[1].jpg) Anonymous (ID: 5aXurzyj) 03/10/14(Mon)16:03:52 No.536570929 >Go to shopping centre to buy food >They're talking about you boy >But you're still the same >Qt3.14 cashier girl smiles at me >I smirk back whilst inserting another toothpick >She leans in and hands me my receipt >My tooth pick falls onto the floor because I saw cleavage >She actually picks it up and hands it back >Oops there you go ;) >I pause for 4 seconds >Y-You too >Realise I'm late for my bus because I can't drive yet llegally [Autism Intensifies] >I run and just about catch it >Sit at back of bus and engage my mysterious aura whilst listening to drive soundtrack >Notice 7/10 giving me severe mires >Assert dominance by staring back >You keep me under your spell >You keep me under your spell >Decide to write my number down >I follow her off at her stop in dangerous violation of my privilege >Don't know where the f--- I am >Hey >Hi :) >*I take off my £900 lambskin driving gloves* >I noticed you looking at me >Yeah :) >Reach into back pocket of jeans and hand her piece of paper >I pause for a few seconds to buffer my aura >I think you dropped this >I smirk and walk away into the sunset >I check my back pocket, I still have the paper with my number on >Mfw i gave her my shopping receipt >A real human bean So /b/ how was your day

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Time Anon Acted Like a Driver


Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Anon Drives

ITT times you acted like the Driver Anonymous 12/15/18(Sat)12:17:21 No.49864792 >sitting alone in the dark in my room >Mom calls out "Anon i need you to go pick up some pizza for dinner". >"You have 5 minutes, you give me the pizza money and I'm yours". >Put on my XXL Scorpion Jacket i made in textiles class (all chicks there, rolling in p----) >Take off my "For the Horde" wrist support for my carpal tunnel and put on my driving gloves >Get a toothpick from the pantry, time to roll >Hop in my Ford Fiesta and put on my shades >Drive to Dominos >Cute girl behind counter smiling at (she mirin) >She asks me something >Stare away for a few minutes to build tension and mystique >Go to answer >F--- >Forgot what she said >shitwatdo >"I Drive" >Stare at her until she breaks eye-contact >alphaasfuck >Drive home >"Where's the Pizza Anon?" >"Did it happen again?" >I nod silently >"I'll make you some hot pockets" she says >I wanted hot pockets all along A real human bean
ITT times you acted like the Driver Anonymous 12/15/18(Sat)12:17:21 No.49864792 >sitting alone in the dark in my room >Mom calls out "Anon i need you to go pick up some pizza for dinner". >"You have 5 minutes, you give me the pizza money and I'm yours". >Put on my XXL Scorpion Jacket i made in textiles class (all chicks there, rolling in p----) >Take off my "For the Horde" wrist support for my carpal tunnel and put on my driving gloves >Get a toothpick from the pantry, time to roll >Hop in my Ford Fiesta and put on my shades >Drive to Dominos >Cute girl behind counter smiling at (she mirin) >She asks me something >Stare away for a few minutes to build tension and mystique >Go to answer >F--- >Forgot what she said >shitwatdo >"I Drive" >Stare at her until she breaks eye-contact >alphaasfuck >Drive home >"Where's the Pizza Anon?" >"Did it happen again?" >I nod silently >"I'll make you some hot pockets" she says >I wanted hot pockets all along A real human bean

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Fitizen gets inspired by Drive

Anonymous 04/30/13(Tue)03:26 No. 19587907 Replies: >>19587967 >>19588283 File: 1367306782391.jpg-(56 KB, 604x694, 1344194140542.jpg) 4 W >>19587824 >Watch Drive >Decide Im going to be like the Driver >Figure if I count out 4 Mississippi's in my head then answer III fit it perfect >Next Day in class > Conversation is about abortions >Entire class is debating, im sitting quietly with a toothpick in my mouth >"Alright how about Anon, we havent heard a peep from you yet" >Get to 3 mississippis >"Anon just tell us if you think abortions should be legal" >2 mississippis and some girl yells out "Anon prbly likes to kill babies" >Without thinking I shoot up "You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you." >Whole class is looking at me while im standing pointing my finger at the girl with my driving gloves on >Slowly back out of room I forgot my backpack and I never went back for it
Anonymous 04/30/13(Tue)03:26 No. 19587907 Replies: >>19587967 >>19588283 File: 1367306782391.jpg-(56 KB, 604x694, 1344194140542.jpg) 4 W >>19587824 >Watch Drive >Decide Im going to be like the Driver >Figure if I count out 4 Mississippi's in my head then answer III fit it perfect >Next Day in class > Conversation is about abortions >Entire class is debating, im sitting quietly with a toothpick in my mouth >"Alright how about Anon, we havent heard a peep from you yet" >Get to 3 mississippis >"Anon just tell us if you think abortions should be legal" >2 mississippis and some girl yells out "Anon prbly likes to kill babies" >Without thinking I shoot up "You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you." >Whole class is looking at me while im standing pointing my finger at the girl with my driving gloves on >Slowly back out of room I forgot my backpack and I never went back for it

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext /fit/

Anon Drives

Anonymoose !Wb0VYQHX5M 01/19/16(Tue)12:32:42 No.65076812 ► >>65082713 >>65083532 >>65083963 >>65086110 >>65088680 >>65092878 File: image.jpg (2.92 MB, 4256x2832) >Me and qt coworker finishing work late and closing up >"Ah anon can you drive me home? my dad bailed on me and it's pretty dark" >".. >"..yeah I drive" >She smiles and gets in the car with me >On the way home she ask to stop by a gas station to pick up some things >"you give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand? >she laughs softly and says "you're so cute sometimes anon, I'll be back in a second" >5 minute 1 second later she isn't back >floor it
Anonymoose !Wb0VYQHX5M 01/19/16(Tue)12:32:42 No.65076812 ► >>65082713 >>65083532 >>65083963 >>65086110 >>65088680 >>65092878 File: image.jpg (2.92 MB, 4256x2832) >Me and qt coworker finishing work late and closing up >"Ah anon can you drive me home? my dad bailed on me and it's pretty dark" >".. >"..yeah I drive" >She smiles and gets in the car with me >On the way home she ask to stop by a gas station to pick up some things >"you give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand? >she laughs softly and says "you're so cute sometimes anon, I'll be back in a second" >5 minute 1 second later she isn't back >floor it

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Anon imitates Ryan Gosling's character from Drive

>> Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)19:47 No.28612461 Replies: >>28612507 >>28612537 >>28612602 >>28612690 >>28612734>>28612859 >>28613094>>28613453 >>28613487 >>28613683 >>28613722 >>28615415>>28616514>>28616645 >watch Drive with friend >calls me up one day to pick him up and drive him somewhere >preparing, I put on a cool jacket, put on some gloves (cool) and quickly download the OST of Drive >I drive up to his place >he is waiting, along with two girls, one of whom I remember from back in high school but never spoke to >I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in >friend is smiling, doesn't laugh though, so as not to break my act >the girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat; I always had a crush on her >she starts talking to me >I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible >we just drive silently, while the OST is playing >next day, my friend says the girl was asking about me a lot >"Really? What did she say?" >my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist >I have no friends >there were no girls >I stare at the ceiling of my bedroom
>> Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)19:47 No.28612461 Replies: >>28612507 >>28612537 >>28612602 >>28612690 >>28612734>>28612859 >>28613094>>28613453 >>28613487 >>28613683 >>28613722 >>28615415>>28616514>>28616645 >watch Drive with friend >calls me up one day to pick him up and drive him somewhere >preparing, I put on a cool jacket, put on some gloves (cool) and quickly download the OST of Drive >I drive up to his place >he is waiting, along with two girls, one of whom I remember from back in high school but never spoke to >I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in >friend is smiling, doesn't laugh though, so as not to break my act >the girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat; I always had a crush on her >she starts talking to me >I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible >we just drive silently, while the OST is playing >next day, my friend says the girl was asking about me a lot >"Really? What did she say?" >my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist >I have no friends >there were no girls >I stare at the ceiling of my bedroom

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Anon Volunteers to Drive

>> >> Anonymous 03/12/16(Sat)00:17:20 >be at community college staring at my coffee in the commons >see flier for liberal arts class field trip reminder >show up at time and date and take seat in the back >professor says their driver is sick and they need a volunteer >wait 10 seconds before raising my hands >asks for my name >"I drive" >"okay do you know the area" >nod convincingly No.66957088 ► >>66957125 >>66957323 >16 passenger van is filled with 15 people >professor says someone is running late and asks me to hold on >tell him he's got a 5 minute window >"that's fair" >take off like a bat out of hell >30 minutes of drive time and half way through the drive ost >"do you know where we are, we should have been their 20 minutes ago" >tell him he doesn't need to know the route and turn up the music >30 more minutes and people are agitated and yelling at me >blow into the safeco field parking garage quickly exit and put on my Mariners cap >I don't even take that class >I'm not in college >I don't have a license Anonymous 03/12/16(Sat)00:19:05 No.66957125 ▸ >>66957088 ΚΕΚ
>> >> Anonymous 03/12/16(Sat)00:17:20 >be at community college staring at my coffee in the commons >see flier for liberal arts class field trip reminder >show up at time and date and take seat in the back >professor says their driver is sick and they need a volunteer >wait 10 seconds before raising my hands >asks for my name >"I drive" >"okay do you know the area" >nod convincingly No.66957088 ► >>66957125 >>66957323 >16 passenger van is filled with 15 people >professor says someone is running late and asks me to hold on >tell him he's got a 5 minute window >"that's fair" >take off like a bat out of hell >30 minutes of drive time and half way through the drive ost >"do you know where we are, we should have been their 20 minutes ago" >tell him he doesn't need to know the route and turn up the music >30 more minutes and people are agitated and yelling at me >blow into the safeco field parking garage quickly exit and put on my Mariners cap >I don't even take that class >I'm not in college >I don't have a license Anonymous 03/12/16(Sat)00:19:05 No.66957125 ▸ >>66957088 ΚΕΚ

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Times When You Acted Like the Driver

File: 1357412735973.jpg-(327 KB, 1680x1050, drive_wallpaper.jpg) Anonymous (ID: EP7WXf32) 01/05/13(Sat)14:05:35 No.448800618 Times when you acted like the Driver in real life? I'll get the ball rolling with a story of my own: >be.cab driver downtown >fare hops in, smokin' hot gamer girl, probably a 9/10 >she says "all right, let's ride" >i don't say anything, just slowly push the accelerator >i can tell the anticipation is killing her >"can't you go any faster?" Drive >suddenly I hit the gas >if my hands weren't sheathed in racing gloves, they'd be visibly white from clutching the wheel >she's clearly excited >we're f------ cruising now, way past safe speeds >open the glovebox and start showing her images of dead bodies >don't say anything, just keep driving and showing her bodies >every image she yells "f--- yeah!"; the more death, the louder her cheering >both getting turned on as f--- >finally found a girl that gets my sociopathic lust for violence >distracted, I slam into the side of a bank >all of the people in line scream and run away as I plow through >I yell out "STOP! 0x00000116! 0x854B7960! 0x8BCF36C0! 0x00000000! 0x00000002!" >she is visibly confused, then confusion turns to anger >starts punching me and screaming "I was on a f------ killstreak!" >mfw I am nvlddmkm.sys Anonymous (ID: s8kyveOP) 01/05/13(Sat)14:10:26 No.448801512 lol nice one op
File: 1357412735973.jpg-(327 KB, 1680x1050, drive_wallpaper.jpg) Anonymous (ID: EP7WXf32) 01/05/13(Sat)14:05:35 No.448800618 Times when you acted like the Driver in real life? I'll get the ball rolling with a story of my own: >be.cab driver downtown >fare hops in, smokin' hot gamer girl, probably a 9/10 >she says "all right, let's ride" >i don't say anything, just slowly push the accelerator >i can tell the anticipation is killing her >"can't you go any faster?" Drive >suddenly I hit the gas >if my hands weren't sheathed in racing gloves, they'd be visibly white from clutching the wheel >she's clearly excited >we're f------ cruising now, way past safe speeds >open the glovebox and start showing her images of dead bodies >don't say anything, just keep driving and showing her bodies >every image she yells "f--- yeah!"; the more death, the louder her cheering >both getting turned on as f--- >finally found a girl that gets my sociopathic lust for violence >distracted, I slam into the side of a bank >all of the people in line scream and run away as I plow through >I yell out "STOP! 0x00000116! 0x854B7960! 0x8BCF36C0! 0x00000000! 0x00000002!" >she is visibly confused, then confusion turns to anger >starts punching me and screaming "I was on a f------ killstreak!" >mfw I am nvlddmkm.sys Anonymous (ID: s8kyveOP) 01/05/13(Sat)14:10:26 No.448801512 lol nice one op

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Anon Drives

File: driver.jpg (36 KB, 580x322) Anonymous 01/24/18(Wed)12:22:03 No.93670945 ► >>93671156 >be me >watch drive >best f------ film ever >It comes at the right time. I need a change in my life and I'm going back to college >Get a new haircut, a jacket and try to become as calm as possible >ff one week >"Excuse me, why are you in this class?" >wait 4 seconds to answer >I want to become more like the driver >Third day at college >Feelin confident. Standing tall and relaxed >"It's just the right class for me" >People giggle for some reason >Keep a resting face >"How come?" >wait another 4 seconds >"I read a lot" >Some girls next to me burst out laughing >Get in classroom. Sit in the corner. Sing in my head for a while >Female teacher calls me out >notAgain.jpg >I try keeping my cool so that they think I don't crumble under pressure >"You're in the wrong class. This is marketing analytics" >People still laughing >Realize I'm in the wrong building >I'm probably as red as a f------ tomato by now >tryin my hardest to keep a calm resting face >"yeah" >leave class slowly without a reaction >Feel the tears behind my eyes as I go home in my bike >They're talkin about you, boy >But you're still the same
File: driver.jpg (36 KB, 580x322) Anonymous 01/24/18(Wed)12:22:03 No.93670945 ► >>93671156 >be me >watch drive >best f------ film ever >It comes at the right time. I need a change in my life and I'm going back to college >Get a new haircut, a jacket and try to become as calm as possible >ff one week >"Excuse me, why are you in this class?" >wait 4 seconds to answer >I want to become more like the driver >Third day at college >Feelin confident. Standing tall and relaxed >"It's just the right class for me" >People giggle for some reason >Keep a resting face >"How come?" >wait another 4 seconds >"I read a lot" >Some girls next to me burst out laughing >Get in classroom. Sit in the corner. Sing in my head for a while >Female teacher calls me out >notAgain.jpg >I try keeping my cool so that they think I don't crumble under pressure >"You're in the wrong class. This is marketing analytics" >People still laughing >Realize I'm in the wrong building >I'm probably as red as a f------ tomato by now >tryin my hardest to keep a calm resting face >"yeah" >leave class slowly without a reaction >Feel the tears behind my eyes as I go home in my bike >They're talkin about you, boy >But you're still the same

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Anon Gets Obsessed With Drive

File: 1372561919126.jpg-(60 KB, 800x800, Feel Drive.jpg) That Feel > She walks away. > Ride home listening to Kavinsky. > Get home. > Watch Drive for the 8th time. > Masturbate to Carey Mulligan. > Think about the lookalike. > Think about what could have been. > She could have been my Love Foxxx > Cry. > Fall asleep. Anonymous 06/29/13(Sat)23:11 No.34598169 Replies: >>34598812 >>34598885 > Watch Drive. > Get obsessed. > Want to become like The Driver. > Buy Scorpion jacket and driving gloves. > Drive around in my car with toothpick in mouth. > Stop at a red light. > Get dirty looks from car next to mine. > Don't care. > See a Carey Mulligan lookalike on the sidewalk. > I drive up and park next to her. > I stare at her. > She seems to be waiting for someone. > "What do you want?" She says in an angry tone. > I wait 47 seconds to reply. > "I want to drive you through the night, down the hills" > "Get away from me creep."
File: 1372561919126.jpg-(60 KB, 800x800, Feel Drive.jpg) That Feel > She walks away. > Ride home listening to Kavinsky. > Get home. > Watch Drive for the 8th time. > Masturbate to Carey Mulligan. > Think about the lookalike. > Think about what could have been. > She could have been my Love Foxxx > Cry. > Fall asleep. Anonymous 06/29/13(Sat)23:11 No.34598169 Replies: >>34598812 >>34598885 > Watch Drive. > Get obsessed. > Want to become like The Driver. > Buy Scorpion jacket and driving gloves. > Drive around in my car with toothpick in mouth. > Stop at a red light. > Get dirty looks from car next to mine. > Don't care. > See a Carey Mulligan lookalike on the sidewalk. > I drive up and park next to her. > I stare at her. > She seems to be waiting for someone. > "What do you want?" She says in an angry tone. > I wait 47 seconds to reply. > "I want to drive you through the night, down the hills" > "Get away from me creep."

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: Anonymous You are a real human bean >Watch Drive for the first time >Want to be like driver >Buy scorpion jacket off Amazon >It arrives and is party city level garbage but f--- it And a real hero >Go into subway 23 KB JPG >See 8.5/10 at counter >She asks what type of bread I'd like >Wait 3 seconds >"Italian" >Continue to pause between each thing I'd want on my sandwich >She becomes visibly uncomfortable >Panic >"I drive" >She looks up and doesn't say a word >She gives me my total >Forgot to bring cash >ohfuck.png >Walk out of store without saying a word Real human being 06/16/22(Thu)16:28:57 No.880269542
: Anonymous You are a real human bean >Watch Drive for the first time >Want to be like driver >Buy scorpion jacket off Amazon >It arrives and is party city level garbage but f--- it And a real hero >Go into subway 23 KB JPG >See 8.5/10 at counter >She asks what type of bread I'd like >Wait 3 seconds >"Italian" >Continue to pause between each thing I'd want on my sandwich >She becomes visibly uncomfortable >Panic >"I drive" >She looks up and doesn't say a word >She gives me my total >Forgot to bring cash >ohfuck.png >Walk out of store without saying a word Real human being 06/16/22(Thu)16:28:57 No.880269542

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Anon thinks he’s the Driver

: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)03:01:42 No.116609807 >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches 966 KB GIF the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean
: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)03:01:42 No.116609807 >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches 966 KB GIF the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean

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"If she say she doesn't want to see it I just turn around and walk away without a word, the last thing she sees is the scorpion on my jacket."

Boys have no idea what girls go through DRVE What's my favorite movie? Oh that's easy. Tis got to be A DRIVE starring Ryan Gosling DRVE Seriously? You've never seen the movie DRIVE with Ryan JGosling? It's only one of the best films ever made DRNE DRVE DRNE Oh nothing on Netflix looks good? Well, as a matter of fact, I just happen to have a copy of Ryan Gosling's---- 2011 film DRIVE here on blue ray. Let me just pop it in the player and let's watch DRNE
Boys have no idea what girls go through DRVE What's my favorite movie? Oh that's easy. Tis got to be A DRIVE starring Ryan Gosling DRVE Seriously? You've never seen the movie DRIVE with Ryan JGosling? It's only one of the best films ever made DRNE DRVE DRNE Oh nothing on Netflix looks good? Well, as a matter of fact, I just happen to have a copy of Ryan Gosling's---- 2011 film DRIVE here on blue ray. Let me just pop it in the player and let's watch DRNE

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Anon The Driver has an undiagnosed personality disorder | /r/4chan

File: 1487230779919.png (205 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 02/17/20(Mon)22:00:25 No.820916281 >>820916800 >26 >l insert a tooth pick into my mouth >I like to drive >thought I had a personality disorder for over decade >always depressed >always alone, always mysterious >life isnt going so well >but it could be worse >l insert another tooth pick >finally go to a psychiatrist >I let it all out, I tell the nurse everything >hardest thing I ever did >she says my results will be back after a medical >QT is taking my medical >she says she likes my jacket >l smirk at her and tell a joke >she laughs >l tell her I drive >she ignores me >l insert another tooth pick for good measure >l go back into the room to finally meet the psychiatrist >I have waited years for this, with a straight face he says >"hmm, it is a shame, we had a psychiatrist who was very good with autism" >"it does sound like autism" >thought I was going to get something cool like anti-social or narcissistic PD >straight up calls me an aspie >waited a decade for this >l insert another tooth pick >l drive home into the sunset >the f------ face when
File: 1487230779919.png (205 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 02/17/20(Mon)22:00:25 No.820916281 >>820916800 >26 >l insert a tooth pick into my mouth >I like to drive >thought I had a personality disorder for over decade >always depressed >always alone, always mysterious >life isnt going so well >but it could be worse >l insert another tooth pick >finally go to a psychiatrist >I let it all out, I tell the nurse everything >hardest thing I ever did >she says my results will be back after a medical >QT is taking my medical >she says she likes my jacket >l smirk at her and tell a joke >she laughs >l tell her I drive >she ignores me >l insert another tooth pick for good measure >l go back into the room to finally meet the psychiatrist >I have waited years for this, with a straight face he says >"hmm, it is a shame, we had a psychiatrist who was very good with autism" >"it does sound like autism" >thought I was going to get something cool like anti-social or narcissistic PD >straight up calls me an aspie >waited a decade for this >l insert another tooth pick >l drive home into the sunset >the f------ face when

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