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: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)03:01:42 No.116609807 >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches 966 KB GIF the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean

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Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)05:24:23 No.156367010 64 KB JPG >>156364491 (OP) # >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean

: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 06/20/22(Mon)01:57:44 No.69107167 >be me >fav movie is Drive >try to do a driving trick from the movie on the highway >end up causing a massive pile up with multiple deaths >driving license suspended for life >have to pay massive debt >but I still like Drive

>> Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)19:47 No.28612461 Replies: >>28612507 >>28612537 >>28612602 >>28612690 >>28612734>>28612859 >>28613094>>28613453 >>28613487 >>28613683 >>28613722 >>28615415>>28616514>>28616645 >watch Drive with friend >calls me up one day to pick him up and drive him somewhere >preparing, I put on a cool jacket, put on some gloves (cool) and quickly download the OST of Drive >I drive up to his place >he is waiting, along with two girls, one of whom I remember from back in high school but never spoke to >I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in >friend is smiling, doesn't laugh though, so as not to break my act >the girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat; I always had a crush on her >she starts talking to me >I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible >we just drive silently, while the OST is playing >next day, my friend says the girl was asking about me a lot >"Really? What did she say?" >my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist >I have no friends >there were no girls >I stare at the ceiling of my bedroom

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"If she say she doesn't want to see it I just turn around and walk away without a word, the last thing she sees is the scorpion on my jacket."

Boys have no idea what girls go through DRVE What's my favorite movie? Oh that's easy. Tis got to be A DRIVE starring Ryan Gosling DRVE Seriously? You've never seen the movie DRIVE with Ryan JGosling? It's only one of the best films ever made DRNE DRVE DRNE Oh nothing on Netflix looks good? Well, as a matter of fact, I just happen to have a copy of Ryan Gosling's---- 2011 film DRIVE here on blue ray. Let me just pop it in the player and let's watch DRNE

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File: 1487230779919.png (205 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 02/17/20(Mon)22:00:25 No.820916281 >>820916800 >26 >l insert a tooth pick into my mouth >I like to drive >thought I had a personality disorder for over decade >always depressed >always alone, always mysterious >life isnt going so well >but it could be worse >l insert another tooth pick >finally go to a psychiatrist >I let it all out, I tell the nurse everything >hardest thing I ever did >she says my results will be back after a medical >QT is taking my medical >she says she likes my jacket >l smirk at her and tell a joke >she laughs >l tell her I drive >she ignores me >l insert another tooth pick for good measure >l go back into the room to finally meet the psychiatrist >I have waited years for this, with a straight face he says >"hmm, it is a shame, we had a psychiatrist who was very good with autism" >"it does sound like autism" >thought I was going to get something cool like anti-social or narcissistic PD >straight up calls me an aspie >waited a decade for this >l insert another tooth pick >l drive home into the sunset >the f------ face when

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File: 1383555899491ipg-(149 KB, 1600x1200, real human bean.jpg) A ロAnonymous 11/04/13(Mon)22:04 UTC+13 No.38483388 Replies: 2238483453 ITT: Times you acted like The Driver >be 23 years old >at Halloween party >wearing scorpion jacket and leather gloves >everyone's dancing, getting drunk while 1 stand silently in the corner >every girl there is drawn into the aura of mystery I exude nod at the girls and step outside >silently watch the party from the outside drunk 7.5/10 comes outside >smiles at me. I nod and flash a half-smile >asks for a smoke >offer her a toothpick instead >"Umm....thanks" >Ask her what her name is >Break eye contact and stare intensely into the distance >Her boyfriend comes outside and lights a c-------- for her >Hear her tell him she wants to leave >He's too f----- to take her home >This is my chance >Boyfriend leaves >Turn to her and say, "so you need a ride?" >"Uh, yeah "I drive "Great, you think you could drop me at my place?" >Silently nod >"Thanks, you're a lifesaver" >Start walking down the driveway with her >"So, where's your car parked?" >realize I don't have a car >realize I can't even drive >realize l caught the bus to the party >silently panic >look around, trying to find an escape route >She keeps asking where my car is >"T don't feel like driving tonight" >"Why not?" "1 just cleaned my car, and uh...my hands a >"But you're wearing gloves" >F--- >continue walking silently fidget in my pockets for another toothpick realize I spent my bus money on my last box of toothpicks >"where is your car!" >Need to get out of here >Walk to the bus stop >F--- it, here goes nothing >Start playing Drive soundtrack on my phone >Lean in for the kiss "WHAT THE F---?" >Pushes me away >Panic and shove her to the ground >Go through her purse for bus money, and find it >She's getting up >One thing is left to be done >Go to curb stomp her so no one ever finds out >Had too much to drink >Awkwardly trip and fall flat on her neck >Hear a snapping soung >Quickly hide her body behind the bus stop and board the bus >Real hero and a real human bearn

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□ Anonymous 20 minutes ago No.32015316 [▼] >>3201 5409 >>32015457 >>32015500 >>32015726 orpion jacket with no >door opens >mom walks into my room her eyes start watering due to the residual semen odour >she starts coughing asks me between breaths if I want any dinner >l turn back and continue playing freecell, using my free hand to fondle my limp d--- five minutes later I respond "sure she's already gone >an hour later I sit down at the table >dinner is cold >I turn to my mothers empty chair, and, whilst rubbing my fingers through my bald spot, say "1 drive the chair is cold on my naked ass

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: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)03:01:42 No.116609807 >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches 966 KB GIF the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean

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