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Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)11:19:15 No.60101903 >>60101945 >>60102011 >>60102075 >>60103638 >>60103935 >>60104121 >>60104274 >>60105956 File: GKWZ6Xn.jpg (222 KB, 1241x1600) A Real Human Bean >>60098093 (OP) This really happened. >decent looking guy, having a good job. >Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift. >Watch Drive for the first time ever. And A Real Hero >Changes my life, I want to be Driver. >Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because I'm not Autistic. >Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool. >Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so f--- it. >Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot. >qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie. >I reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me. >Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts. >Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack. >Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee. >Oh f--- yes >play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple. >We f--- >Waitress and I start dating. >Keep up my Driver shlick. >She introduces me to her friends, they think I'm cool as f---. >Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy f--- lol. >One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand. >She's browsing movies, stops on Drive. >Oh f---... >"You seen this yet Anon?" >S--- s--- s--- play it cool man, what would Driver do. >Brood for a sec, "...nah. it's not my thing". >Ended up watching Bridesmaids. Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years.

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Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)05:24:23 No.156367010 64 KB JPG >>156364491 (OP) # >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean
: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 06/20/22(Mon)01:57:44 No.69107167 >be me >fav movie is Drive >try to do a driving trick from the movie on the highway >end up causing a massive pile up with multiple deaths >driving license suspended for life >have to pay massive debt >but I still like Drive
>> Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)19:47 No.28612461 Replies: >>28612507 >>28612537 >>28612602 >>28612690 >>28612734>>28612859 >>28613094>>28613453 >>28613487 >>28613683 >>28613722 >>28615415>>28616514>>28616645 >watch Drive with friend >calls me up one day to pick him up and drive him somewhere >preparing, I put on a cool jacket, put on some gloves (cool) and quickly download the OST of Drive >I drive up to his place >he is waiting, along with two girls, one of whom I remember from back in high school but never spoke to >I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in >friend is smiling, doesn't laugh though, so as not to break my act >the girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat; I always had a crush on her >she starts talking to me >I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible >we just drive silently, while the OST is playing >next day, my friend says the girl was asking about me a lot >"Really? What did she say?" >my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist >I have no friends >there were no girls >I stare at the ceiling of my bedroom
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