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The DM realizing how unbalanced the encounter is 1 player left with 5 hp

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MY GAME CAN LAST4 HOURS AMATEURS. MINE CAN LAST 8 HOURS RESK RESK MONOPOLY MONOPOLY WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? (AMATEURS. OWLTURD.Com
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FELICIA GRITASTO BARBARIAN BARD DEBBIE CLERIC LV 8 TIEFLIN6 GADIEL STOUTBOUGH SPRUCENAILS Lv 5 DWARF LVS ELF CAN CURE OTTHERS DEPRESSON SUT NOT THE IR OWN FAVORITE PAST TIME: JUGGLING VERYSPOONY JUST WANTS TO HELP CAN EAT A WHOLE GOLEM LIKE ROGUES BUF COOLER HEALS DAYS ROAST ENEMIES TO DEATH WHAT ARMOR F--- YOUR WAY INTO & OUT oF TRovBLE UNDEAD BULLI I wovLD LikE TO RAGE Do YOu HAVE TIME To TALK ABoUi GREAT Wi6ELER RICeO GAJUGA DRUID JOHN FIGHTER-MAN Lv 6 HUMAN FIGHTER YATHYRA KIXIT Lv DRAGONBORN MONK LV 4 HALFLING CRAZY CAT PERSON DUDE MC BOr GUY EXTRE MELY COviNCING FUR SUITS FAST AS F-- B0 HOPE YoU HAVE A LoT OF DICE RODE DOWN THE HIGHWAY BROKE THE LIMT, WE HT THE TOWN KARATIQUANG FU -MANEUVERS oVER TO YOU ZAPPY BIRD EATS ROCKS FOR BALANCE W AND ANOTHER ONE SPEAKS FOR THE FLEAS LIU KANG SIMATOR BO BURNHAM REFERENCE - KALIMA SASHA STOUTB OUGH ROGMESH WILDHORN Lv S HALF-OR PALADIN ROGUE RANGER LV 7 EIF EMALRIC WRETCHFOOT TERRY CREWS REFERENCE MUST WEAR BLACK LV9 GNOME GOODBERRIES PART CF A BALAN CED BREAKFAST WALL ONE STAB MAN WHATENEMY AC? PLEASE STOP MovING DEUS EX VULTINA OVERWATCH JokE WEIRD OBSESssiON WiTH FEATHERS HURT & HELP - ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, FATNG RAW BOAR S LIVING OFF THE WILDERNESS - DOEST DRINK BECAUSE THEY CANONLY Do CHEAP SHOTS GIVE ENEMIES AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS CHAD MAGICAL Lv 3 DOPPELGANGER BUSMIC ACHBAINE Lv S DWARF SORCERER WARLOCK HUTRAX THE NERDY Lv 4 DRAG ON BORN WIZARD -GETS CHRISTMAS GIFTS No MATTER How GOODTHEY ARE -PLAY DRESS UP FRAIL AF DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILl SAY THE LINE BART - CATCH THESE BURNING HANDS HA HAHA PREPPING SPELS SMELLS NICE my DAD OWNS CASTEND0 CAST ITA DAY THROW IT AWAY SWEARS A LOT BATMANS BELT AS A CLASS MOST COMMON CLASS TO BE MEME PLAYER (CITATION NEEDE D) SWIDDLY SWOODLE YOUR SPINE is Now A NO0DLE NOT A GASS CANNON, JUST GLASS DA
FELICIA GRITASTO BARBARIAN BARD DEBBIE CLERIC LV 8 TIEFLIN6 GADIEL STOUTBOUGH SPRUCENAILS Lv 5 DWARF LVS ELF CAN CURE OTTHERS DEPRESSON SUT NOT THE IR OWN FAVORITE PAST TIME: JUGGLING VERYSPOONY JUST WANTS TO HELP CAN EAT A WHOLE GOLEM LIKE ROGUES BUF COOLER HEALS DAYS ROAST ENEMIES TO DEATH WHAT ARMOR F--- YOUR WAY INTO & OUT oF TRovBLE UNDEAD BULLI I wovLD LikE TO RAGE Do YOu HAVE TIME To TALK ABoUi GREAT Wi6ELER RICeO GAJUGA DRUID JOHN FIGHTER-MAN Lv 6 HUMAN FIGHTER YATHYRA KIXIT Lv DRAGONBORN MONK LV 4 HALFLING CRAZY CAT PERSON DUDE MC BOr GUY EXTRE MELY COviNCING FUR SUITS FAST AS F-- B0 HOPE YoU HAVE A LoT OF DICE RODE DOWN THE HIGHWAY BROKE THE LIMT, WE HT THE TOWN KARATIQUANG FU -MANEUVERS oVER TO YOU ZAPPY BIRD EATS ROCKS FOR BALANCE W AND ANOTHER ONE SPEAKS FOR THE FLEAS LIU KANG SIMATOR BO BURNHAM REFERENCE - KALIMA SASHA STOUTB OUGH ROGMESH WILDHORN Lv S HALF-OR PALADIN ROGUE RANGER LV 7 EIF EMALRIC WRETCHFOOT TERRY CREWS REFERENCE MUST WEAR BLACK LV9 GNOME GOODBERRIES PART CF A BALAN CED BREAKFAST WALL ONE STAB MAN WHATENEMY AC? PLEASE STOP MovING DEUS EX VULTINA OVERWATCH JokE WEIRD OBSESssiON WiTH FEATHERS HURT & HELP - ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, FATNG RAW BOAR S LIVING OFF THE WILDERNESS - DOEST DRINK BECAUSE THEY CANONLY Do CHEAP SHOTS GIVE ENEMIES AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS CHAD MAGICAL Lv 3 DOPPELGANGER BUSMIC ACHBAINE Lv S DWARF SORCERER WARLOCK HUTRAX THE NERDY Lv 4 DRAG ON BORN WIZARD -GETS CHRISTMAS GIFTS No MATTER How GOODTHEY ARE -PLAY DRESS UP FRAIL AF DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILl SAY THE LINE BART - CATCH THESE BURNING HANDS HA HAHA PREPPING SPELS SMELLS NICE my DAD OWNS CASTEND0 CAST ITA DAY THROW IT AWAY SWEARS A LOT BATMANS BELT AS A CLASS MOST COMMON CLASS TO BE MEME PLAYER (CITATION NEEDE D) SWIDDLY SWOODLE YOUR SPINE is Now A NO0DLE NOT A GASS CANNON, JUST GLASS DA

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CLERIC BARBARIANBARD DRUID FIGHTER MONK PALADIN RANGER ROGUE SORCERER WARLOCK WIZARD
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rasec-wizzlbang: kenkit: rasec-wizzlbang if an elf and a dwarf f-----, would it make a human? Going by older editions of D&D they made an awkward ugly thing called a Dwelf, which usually combined the worst aspects of both races personalities and physical construction. yeah, a human
rasec-wizzlbang: kenkit: rasec-wizzlbang if an elf and a dwarf f-----, would it make a human? Going by older editions of D&D they made an awkward ugly thing called a Dwelf, which usually combined the worst aspects of both races personalities and physical construction. yeah, a human

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Mom cleric is best cleric

andhumanslovedstories A clenic who is the Team Mom and only heals by kissing you on the forehead and butts you by licking her thumb and rubbing away some schmutz on your face someone's like 'you know that's not actually required for your job" and she's like shhhhh my beautiful child, my healing my rules, I made you a potion, it's chicken noodle mana andhumanslovedstories Their holy sigil is a macaroni necklace you made in second grade. You didn't know them in second grade. You're not sure how they got that macaroni necklace. You ask them about it, and they just slip you a twenty and tell you to get whatever you want at the food court. "What is a food court?" you cry. but it doesn't matter because they summoned a hero's feast and everything tastes wonderful, and at some point you crawl into their lap to cry about something you thought you were adult enough to handle. This is you handling it, they say. "You're never too big to ask your mom for help. "You're literally not my mother, you s--. But metaphorically, they say, and you're like truuuuuuuuuu and s-- a little more before they tuck you into a bedroll because you've got a big day tomorrow stopping an assassination at a royal palace
andhumanslovedstories A clenic who is the Team Mom and only heals by kissing you on the forehead and butts you by licking her thumb and rubbing away some schmutz on your face someone's like 'you know that's not actually required for your job" and she's like shhhhh my beautiful child, my healing my rules, I made you a potion, it's chicken noodle mana andhumanslovedstories Their holy sigil is a macaroni necklace you made in second grade. You didn't know them in second grade. You're not sure how they got that macaroni necklace. You ask them about it, and they just slip you a twenty and tell you to get whatever you want at the food court. "What is a food court?" you cry. but it doesn't matter because they summoned a hero's feast and everything tastes wonderful, and at some point you crawl into their lap to cry about something you thought you were adult enough to handle. This is you handling it, they say. "You're never too big to ask your mom for help. "You're literally not my mother, you s--. But metaphorically, they say, and you're like truuuuuuuuuu and s-- a little more before they tuck you into a bedroll because you've got a big day tomorrow stopping an assassination at a royal palace

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Turns out you can no longer get away with the whole "this entire race is evil from birth" type of writing. Not even on 4chan

File: 1553636626366,jpg (94 KB, 540x364) 66862588 >6686261366862656 >>6686266166862690>6686277866862825>6686313366863337>>66863487 >66863765>>66863815>66864084668641516686426366864386 >>66864389 >66864483 >>66864971>66865321 Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)14:55:49 No.66862576 He gave them. the heebie-jeebies. >>66867755668681426686821766869023>668698356687004366870554 66871394668716376687420366875583 >66875622668761896687631966877323>>6687765266877701668778506687789166878023>6687810166878107>66878467 >State that a race is irredeemably evil and going to be the main antagonist race for a campaign >Have NPCS state they're evil, have PCs see the results of what they do to people, have PCs see what happens when they're allowed to win >Have PCs faction tell them they're literally at war with this group of monsters and send the army off to fight them and try to drive them back >Players instantly decide that their side is in the wrong for reacting and that clearly the fact they've been fighting off these assholes for god knows how long totally justifies everything the other side has done, while ignoring the warcrimes and the fact that the villain race instigated the whole damned thing >Decide that they're going to betray their own Kingdom and try to switch sides/help the antagonist race or some other equally retarded s--- that they should full well know will end up with their characters being worn as hats based on previous actions of the antagonists in question Why does this always happen? Seriously, the second you show their side actually responding rather than just sitting there waiting for the heroes to come and save them, every player just spontaneously decides that clearly the orcs/elementals/dark elves/Insectoids/Demons/Irish/Elder gods are just sweethearts who are clearly doing it because mean ol' humans are d----. He had nothing else to give. Is this just my groups? Usually it's just one or two players who then talk around the others. I've had it happen twice in two different groups with entirely different players being the trouble starter and a third time last night and now I'm going to have to scramble for a reason for the PCs to not end up being flayed alive and their skins being used as banner flags or end the campaign when it happens because they'll bitch that for some reason the evil race of evil bastards that's acted evil the entire way through, turned out to be f------ evil. Does anyone else have this problem? 66869839 »66877630 Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)14:57:05 No.66862588 >>66862576 (OP) es anyone else have this problem? No, I play games 66862768 >2668642606687432866875685 Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)14:59:15 No.66862613 >>66862576 (OP) Maybe your players are getting sick of sitting through your blatant propagandist wank. Tell me, anon, do your orcs have large snouts? Perhaps they grunt unintelligible phrases like "mupmap oogabooga muhfuggen bix nood"? > Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)1 5:02 File: dae jpg (138 KB, 980x1040) No.66862656 66862886 >66862576 (OP) >Why does this always happen? Jesus Christ how many times have you tried and failed at such basic storytelling? Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)15:08:34 No.6686271 4 6686272866863027 >>66862690 Most people find the idea of a race of pure evil entities who understand they are evil and do evil for no real reason to be lazy writting Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)1 5:46:55 No.66863114 Count your blessings. Your players actually know how to play someone with empathy, even if they've gone overboard. It could be worse, you could have a bunch of murderhoboes who torture and kill NPCS regardless of race. »»66864571 »6687555766876321 Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)17:37:26 No.66864465 File: Say-No-to-Mediocre-Content.jpg (70 KB, 414x414) >Irredeemably evil races existing at all Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)1 7:48:03 No.66864571 >66864465 Based and Christpilled Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)06:33:38 No.66875557 66876321 >>66864465 ed Uncorruptible good and irredeemably evil is s--- that should be so outside the realm of what ordinary players deal with that it should never come up in regular play outside of spell fluff. Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)07:26:46 No.66876321 6687792266877990 >>66878009 *>6687804466878117 >>66875583 >>66875557 >>66864465 You "there's no evil, only noble savages!" f--- are a f------ cancer. Sometimes an evil race is just a f------ evil race. At this point it's better and more interesting than this "well they may skin people. But you're just judging them from your biased standpoint." b-------. Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)10:11:07 No.66877990 66878009 >>66876321 You're right. That's why whites are an objectively evil race, since they have committed endless atrocities the past. Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)10:14:20 No.66878009 File: 0a7png (652 KB, 428x960) 66878033>>66878038 66876321 >>66877990 You are both dumb Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)10:17:57 No.66878038 >66878009 Based and rational-pilled Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)10:01:36 No.66877922 66877957 >>66876321 No such thing as an evil race. Only evil individuals. Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)10:18:42 No.66878044 66878104>>66878106 >>66878163 >66877877 Sometime an empire of demon worshiping gnolls is just and empire of demon worshiping gnolls. Get the f--- off this board you "muh noble savages" plebbit refugee. 66876321 >You "there's no evil, only noble savages!" f--- are a f------ cancer. Sometimes an evil race There is a choice other than: "Evil race is Evil race because Evil!" lazy s--- writing just a f------ evil race. or >"Baby-eating demon worshiping is a valid life choice of the noble indigenous people" s--- thinking. If the race has Evil cultures and practices, it is largely Evil. That doesn't mean that their *RACE* is Irredeemably Evil. An empire of demon worshiping gnolls might give birth to innocent pups that need to be trained to be evil. There "might* be a heretic or two who doesn't like eating babies. (Doesn't change the fact that if you see a walking gnoll, you're going to kill it before chatting.) Saying "Nope! They're ALL PERFECTLY Evil because it says so on page 23!" is s---. Races that you can kill on sight is just being sensible. and s--- writing. Unless you are this anon >>66877323 He seems legit. Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)08:48:29 No.66877323 66877965>66878044>>66878107 File: doom-mobile-hero.jpg (183 KB, 960x960) 66862576 (OP) This is exactly why I always resort to demons from Hell for most of my fantasy antagonists. Yes, it's evil without question. very tired trope by now, but it's literally the one and only f------ thing that ever resonates with anyone as being irredeemably If it's a sci-fi cam paign, then it's often a robot race run by an insane Al. Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)10:23:41 No.66878106 66878145 File: thumbs-up.gif (2 MB, 450x246) >>66878044 >If the race has Evil cultures and practices, it is largely Evil. That doesn't mean that their *RACE* is Irredeemably Evil. Finally someone who gets it Anonymous D6/21/19(Fri)11:24:27 No.66878577 File: portrait-93751 12801-e144().ipg (95 KB, 759x567) >66878588 Hating a race because some their members control wealth or communication is like hating Native Americans and feeling like they haven't suffered enough because casinos rake in all that cash. The high up elite are *not* sharing with the rest of the race. I promise you. It's about the haves and the have-nots. It always has been and always will be. So don't hate the dwarven blacksmith because he's a dwarf Dwarves aren't iredeemably evil. Hate the rich, because they're irredeemably d----. But wait- We want to *be* rich. Better pretend orcs are born evil then.
File: 1553636626366,jpg (94 KB, 540x364) 66862588 >6686261366862656 >>6686266166862690>6686277866862825>6686313366863337>>66863487 >66863765>>66863815>66864084668641516686426366864386 >>66864389 >66864483 >>66864971>66865321 Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)14:55:49 No.66862576 He gave them. the heebie-jeebies. >>66867755668681426686821766869023>668698356687004366870554 66871394668716376687420366875583 >66875622668761896687631966877323>>6687765266877701668778506687789166878023>6687810166878107>66878467 >State that a race is irredeemably evil and going to be the main antagonist race for a campaign >Have NPCS state they're evil, have PCs see the results of what they do to people, have PCs see what happens when they're allowed to win >Have PCs faction tell them they're literally at war with this group of monsters and send the army off to fight them and try to drive them back >Players instantly decide that their side is in the wrong for reacting and that clearly the fact they've been fighting off these assholes for god knows how long totally justifies everything the other side has done, while ignoring the warcrimes and the fact that the villain race instigated the whole damned thing >Decide that they're going to betray their own Kingdom and try to switch sides/help the antagonist race or some other equally retarded s--- that they should full well know will end up with their characters being worn as hats based on previous actions of the antagonists in question Why does this always happen? Seriously, the second you show their side actually responding rather than just sitting there waiting for the heroes to come and save them, every player just spontaneously decides that clearly the orcs/elementals/dark elves/Insectoids/Demons/Irish/Elder gods are just sweethearts who are clearly doing it because mean ol' humans are d----. He had nothing else to give. Is this just my groups? Usually it's just one or two players who then talk around the others. I've had it happen twice in two different groups with entirely different players being the trouble starter and a third time last night and now I'm going to have to scramble for a reason for the PCs to not end up being flayed alive and their skins being used as banner flags or end the campaign when it happens because they'll bitch that for some reason the evil race of evil bastards that's acted evil the entire way through, turned out to be f------ evil. Does anyone else have this problem? 66869839 »66877630 Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)14:57:05 No.66862588 >>66862576 (OP) es anyone else have this problem? No, I play games 66862768 >2668642606687432866875685 Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)14:59:15 No.66862613 >>66862576 (OP) Maybe your players are getting sick of sitting through your blatant propagandist wank. Tell me, anon, do your orcs have large snouts? Perhaps they grunt unintelligible phrases like "mupmap oogabooga muhfuggen bix nood"? > Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)1 5:02 File: dae jpg (138 KB, 980x1040) No.66862656 66862886 >66862576 (OP) >Why does this always happen? Jesus Christ how many times have you tried and failed at such basic storytelling? Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)15:08:34 No.6686271 4 6686272866863027 >>66862690 Most people find the idea of a race of pure evil entities who understand they are evil and do evil for no real reason to be lazy writting Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)1 5:46:55 No.66863114 Count your blessings. Your players actually know how to play someone with empathy, even if they've gone overboard. It could be worse, you could have a bunch of murderhoboes who torture and kill NPCS regardless of race. »»66864571 »6687555766876321 Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)17:37:26 No.66864465 File: Say-No-to-Mediocre-Content.jpg (70 KB, 414x414) >Irredeemably evil races existing at all Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)1 7:48:03 No.66864571 >66864465 Based and Christpilled Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)06:33:38 No.66875557 66876321 >>66864465 ed Uncorruptible good and irredeemably evil is s--- that should be so outside the realm of what ordinary players deal with that it should never come up in regular play outside of spell fluff. Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)07:26:46 No.66876321 6687792266877990 >>66878009 *>6687804466878117 >>66875583 >>66875557 >>66864465 You "there's no evil, only noble savages!" f--- are a f------ cancer. Sometimes an evil race is just a f------ evil race. At this point it's better and more interesting than this "well they may skin people. But you're just judging them from your biased standpoint." b-------. Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)10:11:07 No.66877990 66878009 >>66876321 You're right. That's why whites are an objectively evil race, since they have committed endless atrocities the past. Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)10:14:20 No.66878009 File: 0a7png (652 KB, 428x960) 66878033>>66878038 66876321 >>66877990 You are both dumb Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)10:17:57 No.66878038 >66878009 Based and rational-pilled Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)10:01:36 No.66877922 66877957 >>66876321 No such thing as an evil race. Only evil individuals. Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)10:18:42 No.66878044 66878104>>66878106 >>66878163 >66877877 Sometime an empire of demon worshiping gnolls is just and empire of demon worshiping gnolls. Get the f--- off this board you "muh noble savages" plebbit refugee. 66876321 >You "there's no evil, only noble savages!" f--- are a f------ cancer. Sometimes an evil race There is a choice other than: "Evil race is Evil race because Evil!" lazy s--- writing just a f------ evil race. or >"Baby-eating demon worshiping is a valid life choice of the noble indigenous people" s--- thinking. If the race has Evil cultures and practices, it is largely Evil. That doesn't mean that their *RACE* is Irredeemably Evil. An empire of demon worshiping gnolls might give birth to innocent pups that need to be trained to be evil. There "might* be a heretic or two who doesn't like eating babies. (Doesn't change the fact that if you see a walking gnoll, you're going to kill it before chatting.) Saying "Nope! They're ALL PERFECTLY Evil because it says so on page 23!" is s---. Races that you can kill on sight is just being sensible. and s--- writing. Unless you are this anon >>66877323 He seems legit. Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)08:48:29 No.66877323 66877965>66878044>>66878107 File: doom-mobile-hero.jpg (183 KB, 960x960) 66862576 (OP) This is exactly why I always resort to demons from Hell for most of my fantasy antagonists. Yes, it's evil without question. very tired trope by now, but it's literally the one and only f------ thing that ever resonates with anyone as being irredeemably If it's a sci-fi cam paign, then it's often a robot race run by an insane Al. Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)10:23:41 No.66878106 66878145 File: thumbs-up.gif (2 MB, 450x246) >>66878044 >If the race has Evil cultures and practices, it is largely Evil. That doesn't mean that their *RACE* is Irredeemably Evil. Finally someone who gets it Anonymous D6/21/19(Fri)11:24:27 No.66878577 File: portrait-93751 12801-e144().ipg (95 KB, 759x567) >66878588 Hating a race because some their members control wealth or communication is like hating Native Americans and feeling like they haven't suffered enough because casinos rake in all that cash. The high up elite are *not* sharing with the rest of the race. I promise you. It's about the haves and the have-nots. It always has been and always will be. So don't hate the dwarven blacksmith because he's a dwarf Dwarves aren't iredeemably evil. Hate the rich, because they're irredeemably d----. But wait- We want to *be* rich. Better pretend orcs are born evil then.

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DWARVEN PARENTING Urist: "IT'S SINK OR SWIM, SON!" Urist II: "I CAN'T SWIM IN THIS!" Urist: "SOUNDS LIKE ELF TALK TO ME, BOY!" This is why the Dwarven race is going extinct.
DWARVEN PARENTING Urist: "IT'S SINK OR SWIM, SON!" Urist II: "I CAN'T SWIM IN THIS!" Urist: "SOUNDS LIKE ELF TALK TO ME, BOY!" This is why the Dwarven race is going extinct.

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Gary Gygax was bloodthirsty

Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)06:08:38 No.66858299 668585356685889566860007 >66854594 >They also stop at whatever force is deemed necessary because they don't want to accidentally hurt innocents with collateral. Here's what Gygax had to say: >If the foes of these evil humanoids are so foolish as to accept surrender and take them prisoners so they may one day eventually go free and perform further depredations, your "Good" forces are really "Stupid." Neutral and Evil PCs would indeed accept surrender of humanoids, enlist them their behalf, and thus they would die for the profit of their masters. Thus, when I am DMing, humanoids do usually fight to the very last.. fight on The non-combatants after a siege would likely be judged as worthyist enslave, or execute them according to the nature of the Evil victors and that of the survivors. Enlistment would be for those of like alignment, slaughter for those opposite the victors predisposition to order or disorder. Enslavement IN oppone yof death by a LG opponent force and executed. A NG OPponent would likely admonish them to change thelir Ways berore freeing them. A CG force might enslave them so as to correct their ways or else do as the NG party did. CN and is an option for any sort of Evil desiring workers pponents would uch absurd beliefs With cifism, that is apropos, also with regards athesim. Only idiocy or mental derangement could ex to >Paladins are not stupid, and in general there is no rule of Lawful Good against killing enemies. Also, as I have often noted, a paladin can freely dispatch prisoners of Evil alignment that have surrendered and renounced that alignment in favor of Lawful Good. They are then sent on to their reward before they can backslide. Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)06:34:49 No.66858535 >>66858299 metal Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)09:11 :14 No.66860007 66858299 Old Gary always was a bit of an edgelord. Dude didn't even have concept of redemption.
Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)06:08:38 No.66858299 668585356685889566860007 >66854594 >They also stop at whatever force is deemed necessary because they don't want to accidentally hurt innocents with collateral. Here's what Gygax had to say: >If the foes of these evil humanoids are so foolish as to accept surrender and take them prisoners so they may one day eventually go free and perform further depredations, your "Good" forces are really "Stupid." Neutral and Evil PCs would indeed accept surrender of humanoids, enlist them their behalf, and thus they would die for the profit of their masters. Thus, when I am DMing, humanoids do usually fight to the very last.. fight on The non-combatants after a siege would likely be judged as worthyist enslave, or execute them according to the nature of the Evil victors and that of the survivors. Enlistment would be for those of like alignment, slaughter for those opposite the victors predisposition to order or disorder. Enslavement IN oppone yof death by a LG opponent force and executed. A NG OPponent would likely admonish them to change thelir Ways berore freeing them. A CG force might enslave them so as to correct their ways or else do as the NG party did. CN and is an option for any sort of Evil desiring workers pponents would uch absurd beliefs With cifism, that is apropos, also with regards athesim. Only idiocy or mental derangement could ex to >Paladins are not stupid, and in general there is no rule of Lawful Good against killing enemies. Also, as I have often noted, a paladin can freely dispatch prisoners of Evil alignment that have surrendered and renounced that alignment in favor of Lawful Good. They are then sent on to their reward before they can backslide. Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)06:34:49 No.66858535 >>66858299 metal Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)09:11 :14 No.66860007 66858299 Old Gary always was a bit of an edgelord. Dude didn't even have concept of redemption.

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Stop injecting communism into everything

When the rest of the party suggests SPLITTING the loot instead of letting your fighter spend all of it on adamantine plate armor Squnde Lile COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA BUT OK
When the rest of the party suggests SPLITTING the loot instead of letting your fighter spend all of it on adamantine plate armor Squnde Lile COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA BUT OK

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Mage Hand

Player: I use Mage Hand to grab their heart DM: You can't attack with Mage Hand Player: I want to grab it AS AN OBJECT
Player: I use Mage Hand to grab their heart DM: You can't attack with Mage Hand Player: I want to grab it AS AN OBJECT

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Saltmarsh is ok... But Avernus tho.

GHOSTSE SALTMARSH DESCENT INTO AYERNUS ww.mnu
GHOSTSE SALTMARSH DESCENT INTO AYERNUS ww.mnu

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Alternate Names for D&D Monsters

RENAMED D&D MONSTERS KITTY WHIPPINS BIRD BRAIN ROCK NOMS SQUIDWORST CHEST PAINS CHOMPY DINGUS HUG DEVIL ROCK LOBSTER!!! THE BUSHWACKER EYES SOAR DEATH METAL CONGA SNEK LADY FACE BAD NOODLE SUGAR HYPE FISHKID SHADOW NAPKIN CRUNCHY RED IRON ROACH COWBOY SPAGHETTI PIZZA
RENAMED D&D MONSTERS KITTY WHIPPINS BIRD BRAIN ROCK NOMS SQUIDWORST CHEST PAINS CHOMPY DINGUS HUG DEVIL ROCK LOBSTER!!! THE BUSHWACKER EYES SOAR DEATH METAL CONGA SNEK LADY FACE BAD NOODLE SUGAR HYPE FISHKID SHADOW NAPKIN CRUNCHY RED IRON ROACH COWBOY SPAGHETTI PIZZA

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armor and your character

SLIDER OF ARMOR FEMINITY FEMININE Aamoa FEMALE ARmoa ARMOR The one on the left is obviously a high strength built and probably neglects her dexterity. As such she obviously needs all the heavy armor protection she can get. Heavy armor is an essential part of any strength based built, and you need high strength to war heavy armor to begin with. The one in the middle is obviously wearing magical armor. As it is the armor's magical properties doing most of the protection, the armor can afford to be more decorative. The one on the right does not need armor. She's just wearing that thing to show off. She probably has insanely high dexterity, and is exploiting the barbarian's "unarmored defense" feature, meaning she also has mad constitution. Enemy weapons won't even touch her, and even if by some miracle they hit, she'd just shrug it off liek a baws
SLIDER OF ARMOR FEMINITY FEMININE Aamoa FEMALE ARmoa ARMOR The one on the left is obviously a high strength built and probably neglects her dexterity. As such she obviously needs all the heavy armor protection she can get. Heavy armor is an essential part of any strength based built, and you need high strength to war heavy armor to begin with. The one in the middle is obviously wearing magical armor. As it is the armor's magical properties doing most of the protection, the armor can afford to be more decorative. The one on the right does not need armor. She's just wearing that thing to show off. She probably has insanely high dexterity, and is exploiting the barbarian's "unarmored defense" feature, meaning she also has mad constitution. Enemy weapons won't even touch her, and even if by some miracle they hit, she'd just shrug it off liek a baws

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don’t you just hate these “no fun allowed” DMs?

File: Di2WGsXXgAE702A1jpg (11 KB, 138x294) Anonymous 05/21/19 Tue 11:36:33 No 66333543 > 663335 Z쯔6633361926633366422663337212 663334226633379 2663344272 663345022266334723쯔663347312 663359112266336 3922663371392 SORCERY Magic is basically cheating If you employ magic, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my wit, resolve or grit, I need a whole spellbook of "Get me out of jail for free" cards. It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where magic may take a lot of effort to learn and use, but from players' end magic is basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a clever ploy, rube goldberg design, or sheer stubbornness is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by using magic Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)11:41:18 No.66333587 File: file.png (50 KB, 300x300) >66333543 (OP) Cry about it Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)11:44:42 No.66333619 66333543 (OP) the wizard player skipped over my railroaded puzzle i copied from the internet and i cant get over it Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)11:53:50 No.663336712 File: m13-101-murderjpg (202 KB, 672x936) Swords are basically cheating If you employ swords, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my wit, resolve or grit, I need a whole scabbard of "Murder" cards." It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where swords may take a lot of effort to learn and use, but from players' end swords are basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a clever ploy, rube goldberg design, or sheer stubbornness is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by using swords Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)15:47:49 No.66335699266335768 File: Samson jpg (61 KB, 766x1136) A gun is basically cheating If you employ guns, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my wit, resolve or grit, I need a whole clip of "Get me out of jail for free cards It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where guns may take a lot of effort to learn and use, but from players' end a gun is basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a clever ploy, rube goldberg design, or sheer stubbornness is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by using guns Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)16:09:11 No.6633594666336000 >66336106 As a matter of fact, schools are basically cheating Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)22:34:58 No.66341969 iRg (103 KB, 960x720) Using weapons is basically cheating If you employ weapons, you're saying "I can't kill the enemy with my fist, legs or teeth. I need a whole array of "Open the monster dead" tools." It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where weapons may take a lot of effort to leam an use, but from player's end weapons are basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a clever footwork, a bruce lee stance, or sheer muscle is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by using weapons. >s Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)02:02:01 No 66345190 File: DE S 0png (406 KB, 600x613) thank you martialfags, your tears sustain me and bring me great joy Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)03:32:39 No.6634636066346412 guess what, all that wit, resolve, or grit, is just an in universe property of the character, and using it is basically an admission of impotence on the players part. Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)03:35:57 No.66346410 66333543 (OP) Combat is basically cheating >If you employ combat, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my wit, resolve or grit, I need a whole arsenal of "Get me out of jail for free" cards Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)08:29:04 No.6634987566350282 Learning is cheating, if you learn calculus instead of guessing for 12 days to solve a basic integral through random guessing you are just weak Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)09:18:15 No.6635028266350438 This Also, remember to always physically assault the GM if you can't quite figure out a puzzle Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)09:34:16 No.6635043866350731 File: 1 was only pretending to--jpg (220 KB, 1440x810) he thinks assaulting people instead of giving them sheer rage is not cheating IS Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)10:04:50 No.66350731266352025 >66350438 rage Sorry. Anon, I have no time to be angry, I assault the GM out of pure functionality. It's the method most likely to grant me success Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)13:07:52 No.66352000 Weapons and tools are defeatist. If you can't kill the thing with your bare hands you are admitting that you are weak and deserve to be at the bottom of the food chain for superior animals Any player who can get by with a little spit and a lot of bloodshed is more satisfying then 1000 armed and armored troops Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)14:16:41 No.66352676 66333543 (OP) Wit is basicaly cheating If you employ wit, you're saying I can't solve this challenge with my magic, resolve or grit, I need a whole head full of "Get me out of jail for free" tricks. Anonymous 05/23/19(Thu)01:39 53 No.66364757 No-Magic is basic ally cheating If you don't employ magic, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my creativity, knowledge of the many spells available, or Wish, I need a whole array of boring methods, that my GM expects me to use It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where magic may take zero effort to learn and use, but from players' end no-magic is basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a invisibility, sleep, or a fireball is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by not using magic Anonymous 05/23/19(Thu)12:25:28 No.66372448 Hands are basically cheating If you employ hands, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my teeth,tongue or ass-cheeks, I need a whole set of of "grab and manipulate" cards."
File: Di2WGsXXgAE702A1jpg (11 KB, 138x294) Anonymous 05/21/19 Tue 11:36:33 No 66333543 > 663335 Z쯔6633361926633366422663337212 663334226633379 2663344272 663345022266334723쯔663347312 663359112266336 3922663371392 SORCERY Magic is basically cheating If you employ magic, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my wit, resolve or grit, I need a whole spellbook of "Get me out of jail for free" cards. It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where magic may take a lot of effort to learn and use, but from players' end magic is basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a clever ploy, rube goldberg design, or sheer stubbornness is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by using magic Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)11:41:18 No.66333587 File: file.png (50 KB, 300x300) >66333543 (OP) Cry about it Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)11:44:42 No.66333619 66333543 (OP) the wizard player skipped over my railroaded puzzle i copied from the internet and i cant get over it Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)11:53:50 No.663336712 File: m13-101-murderjpg (202 KB, 672x936) Swords are basically cheating If you employ swords, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my wit, resolve or grit, I need a whole scabbard of "Murder" cards." It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where swords may take a lot of effort to learn and use, but from players' end swords are basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a clever ploy, rube goldberg design, or sheer stubbornness is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by using swords Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)15:47:49 No.66335699266335768 File: Samson jpg (61 KB, 766x1136) A gun is basically cheating If you employ guns, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my wit, resolve or grit, I need a whole clip of "Get me out of jail for free cards It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where guns may take a lot of effort to learn and use, but from players' end a gun is basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a clever ploy, rube goldberg design, or sheer stubbornness is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by using guns Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)16:09:11 No.6633594666336000 >66336106 As a matter of fact, schools are basically cheating Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)22:34:58 No.66341969 iRg (103 KB, 960x720) Using weapons is basically cheating If you employ weapons, you're saying "I can't kill the enemy with my fist, legs or teeth. I need a whole array of "Open the monster dead" tools." It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where weapons may take a lot of effort to leam an use, but from player's end weapons are basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a clever footwork, a bruce lee stance, or sheer muscle is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by using weapons. >s Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)02:02:01 No 66345190 File: DE S 0png (406 KB, 600x613) thank you martialfags, your tears sustain me and bring me great joy Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)03:32:39 No.6634636066346412 guess what, all that wit, resolve, or grit, is just an in universe property of the character, and using it is basically an admission of impotence on the players part. Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)03:35:57 No.66346410 66333543 (OP) Combat is basically cheating >If you employ combat, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my wit, resolve or grit, I need a whole arsenal of "Get me out of jail for free" cards Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)08:29:04 No.6634987566350282 Learning is cheating, if you learn calculus instead of guessing for 12 days to solve a basic integral through random guessing you are just weak Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)09:18:15 No.6635028266350438 This Also, remember to always physically assault the GM if you can't quite figure out a puzzle Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)09:34:16 No.6635043866350731 File: 1 was only pretending to--jpg (220 KB, 1440x810) he thinks assaulting people instead of giving them sheer rage is not cheating IS Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)10:04:50 No.66350731266352025 >66350438 rage Sorry. Anon, I have no time to be angry, I assault the GM out of pure functionality. It's the method most likely to grant me success Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)13:07:52 No.66352000 Weapons and tools are defeatist. If you can't kill the thing with your bare hands you are admitting that you are weak and deserve to be at the bottom of the food chain for superior animals Any player who can get by with a little spit and a lot of bloodshed is more satisfying then 1000 armed and armored troops Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)14:16:41 No.66352676 66333543 (OP) Wit is basicaly cheating If you employ wit, you're saying I can't solve this challenge with my magic, resolve or grit, I need a whole head full of "Get me out of jail for free" tricks. Anonymous 05/23/19(Thu)01:39 53 No.66364757 No-Magic is basic ally cheating If you don't employ magic, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my creativity, knowledge of the many spells available, or Wish, I need a whole array of boring methods, that my GM expects me to use It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where magic may take zero effort to learn and use, but from players' end no-magic is basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a invisibility, sleep, or a fireball is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by not using magic Anonymous 05/23/19(Thu)12:25:28 No.66372448 Hands are basically cheating If you employ hands, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my teeth,tongue or ass-cheeks, I need a whole set of of "grab and manipulate" cards."

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From a Brazilian car commercial


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Thief Horse

ask-oncies-j--- got a really good idea for a d&d character ill never get to use mr-speedwagon You can't say that and not share your idea. ask-oncies-j--- its a talking horse. you'd think this'd come with some kind of magical backstory about getting turned into one but turns out, they were just born that way. you find out their mother was a centaur, their fauther is a (horse-headed) minotaur, and they have a sister who's a perfectly normal human they're a rogue/thief because nobody ever suspects a horse as the culprit lokiofgallifrey wanna steal Source: ask-oncies-j---
ask-oncies-j--- got a really good idea for a d&d character ill never get to use mr-speedwagon You can't say that and not share your idea. ask-oncies-j--- its a talking horse. you'd think this'd come with some kind of magical backstory about getting turned into one but turns out, they were just born that way. you find out their mother was a centaur, their fauther is a (horse-headed) minotaur, and they have a sister who's a perfectly normal human they're a rogue/thief because nobody ever suspects a horse as the culprit lokiofgallifrey wanna steal Source: ask-oncies-j---

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horse thief fred over the garden wall

alternate timeline

BASED oN A COMIC BY K.C. GREEN YOU KNOW WHAT? WE WILL ENTER YOUR PISS FOREST. COME, THERE BE MUCH PEE FOR US THREE! om HEH. . L00KS LIKE IVE HAD THE PISS TAKEN FROM ME. LATER, YOURE WELCOME. NOW FETCH ME MY DIAPER. HOW COULD PEE BE 50 COMPELING? YOU'RE A GENIUS! WHENEVER YOU TINKLE, WHEREVER YE BE, REMEMBER THE WHIZZARD, THE WHIZZARD OF PEE.. BY DECLANM CHEERuPBriGADE. TuMBLR.COM
BASED oN A COMIC BY K.C. GREEN YOU KNOW WHAT? WE WILL ENTER YOUR PISS FOREST. COME, THERE BE MUCH PEE FOR US THREE! om HEH. . L00KS LIKE IVE HAD THE PISS TAKEN FROM ME. LATER, YOURE WELCOME. NOW FETCH ME MY DIAPER. HOW COULD PEE BE 50 COMPELING? YOU'RE A GENIUS! WHENEVER YOU TINKLE, WHEREVER YE BE, REMEMBER THE WHIZZARD, THE WHIZZARD OF PEE.. BY DECLANM CHEERuPBriGADE. TuMBLR.COM

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