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Holy Father, please forgive me for I have sinned... a lot...I went down to Hell for a whole month as a Diplomatic envoy. I spent most of the time with the Daughter of the morning star and with her girlfriend. We had, a lot of sex, but not like lots...like a LOT a LOT. One time we spent all day in bed and only took a break because Vaggie passed out and couldn't wake up On the grand tour I behaved in a matter unbecoming of a heavenly envoy I got kicked out of the Lust ring by Asmodeus because I accidentaly had sexual relations with his entire Factory and they had to shut it down. I had sex with thirty six Imps Fourty two hellhounds, twelve Incubi and sixty three Succubi. Some died as a result and I feel bad. Next time I will show self control and only do half of that ...OH! and there was this one time at a party I had like six guys beat off into a red party cup, and I chugged that whole thing in like one go...Charlie passed out and Vaggie threw up From seeing me do that... so that made me feel bad too... Love ya kale 24

Holy Father, please forgive me for I have sinned... a lot...I went down to Hell for a whole month as a Diplomatic envoy. I spent most of the time with the Daughter of the morning star and with her girlfriend. We had, a lot of sex, but not like lots...like a LOT a LOT. One time we spent all day in bed and only took a break because Vaggie passed out and couldn't wake up On the grand tour I behaved in a matter unbecoming of a heavenly envoy I got kicked out of the Lust ring by Asmodeus because I accidentaly had sexual relations with his entire Factory and they had to shut it down. I had sex with thirty six Imps Fourty two hellhounds, twelve Incubi and sixty three Succubi. Some died as a result and I feel bad. Next time I will show self control and only do half of that ...OH! and there was this one time at a party I had like six guys beat off into a red party cup, and I chugged that whole thing in like one go...Charlie passed out and Vaggie threw up From seeing me do that... so that made me feel bad too... Love ya kale 24

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Hazbin Tale - LGBTQuestion Mark

Pardon my intrusion but have either of you guys seen Frisk lately? Whoa Jesus, that's a little too tight. Last wo saw them they were headed to Niffily's room. Much ablidged. HAIR OBOIN 2NY BABY THE FIRST TIME USUALLY IS Yeah? Our baby is trying on girl's clothing!! But through it all I found myself, I know And we're just happy you're willing to try. who I am. Finding one's self isn't easy, it takes time and several failed attempts. And when you do figure things out? We know you'll come out truly beautiful. Thanks guys. So uhhhh Vaggie... Seriously you're being too rough! ONLY BECAUSE You KEEP SQUIRMING JUST RETax aLREADY! You aSKED TO TRY THIS REMEMBER? Is being a lady really this difficult? 00 (BEEPBEEPBEEP BEEPBEEPBEEF BEEPBEEPBEEF BEEPBEEPBEEF BEEPBEEPBEEP BEEPBEEPBEEF BEEPBEEPBEE YES FRISK THIS KIND OF PAIN AND MISERY? THIS IS WHAT BEING & PROPER LaDy Is all aBOUT 震!!!! VAGGIE! VAGG VAGGIE! VA VAGGIE! VAG VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGG VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! STAVAGGIE VAGGIE! EVAGGIE VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! AGGIE!VAGGIE! AGGIE VAGGIE! VAGGIE VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VA VAGGIE! VA VAGGIE! VAG VAGGIE! VAGG VAGGIE! VAGG Well, glad you like it but, aren't you guys going a bit overboard? Yeah we know you're just testing the waters. In fact for me it was a long painful period of trial and error. I don't know if I even like this. Trust me I didn't just pop out the womb a born lesbian... VERY PAINFUL. Were you just in the next room this whole time? No just punched through about 50 or so walls. H-how many?! 仕

Pardon my intrusion but have either of you guys seen Frisk lately? Whoa Jesus, that's a little too tight. Last wo saw them they were headed to Niffily's room. Much ablidged. HAIR OBOIN 2NY BABY THE FIRST TIME USUALLY IS Yeah? Our baby is trying on girl's clothing!! But through it all I found myself, I know And we're just happy you're willing to try. who I am. Finding one's self isn't easy, it takes time and several failed attempts. And when you do figure things out? We know you'll come out truly beautiful. Thanks guys. So uhhhh Vaggie... Seriously you're being too rough! ONLY BECAUSE You KEEP SQUIRMING JUST RETax aLREADY! You aSKED TO TRY THIS REMEMBER? Is being a lady really this difficult? 00 (BEEPBEEPBEEP BEEPBEEPBEEF BEEPBEEPBEEF BEEPBEEPBEEF BEEPBEEPBEEP BEEPBEEPBEEF BEEPBEEPBEE YES FRISK THIS KIND OF PAIN AND MISERY? THIS IS WHAT BEING & PROPER LaDy Is all aBOUT 震!!!! VAGGIE! VAGG VAGGIE! VA VAGGIE! VAG VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VAGG VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! STAVAGGIE VAGGIE! EVAGGIE VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! AGGIE!VAGGIE! AGGIE VAGGIE! VAGGIE VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! VAGGIE/VAGGIE! VAGGIE! VA VAGGIE! VA VAGGIE! VAG VAGGIE! VAGG VAGGIE! VAGG Well, glad you like it but, aren't you guys going a bit overboard? Yeah we know you're just testing the waters. In fact for me it was a long painful period of trial and error. I don't know if I even like this. Trust me I didn't just pop out the womb a born lesbian... VERY PAINFUL. Were you just in the next room this whole time? No just punched through about 50 or so walls. H-how many?! 仕

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SSKKKKKREEEEE TYRANT! FEAST! LIAAAAAAR!!! I'll FEAST UPON YOUR ROTTEN FIESH, You WORTHIESS WORM! OH MY GOD, SHUT UUUP! IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY, YOU F---! Nal COMING UP, THE EVENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING ...VOXTEK IS THRILLED TO PRESENT YOU THIS YEAR'S 12-HOURS ULTIMATE SHARKATHON! MOVIES, DOCUMENTARIES, AND MUCH MORE! DIVE IN WITH US, AND REMEMBER... FOR... BIRTHDAY อ BOYK ☆ ...WE KNOW IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING... No

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AND WHICH ONE IS YOUR "FULLSCREEN"? THAT THING? WELL... AT LEAST NOW YOU KNOW HOW THE MOUSE WORKS. CLICK ON THE SQUARE! CLICK MISSCLICK I'M PROUD OF old- YOU!! LET'S KEEP GOING! @SpaceMoonle POOE VANISH OH NO!

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LMAO Y O URPU L MO R YTR E M BLE SINY OUR OUTST - THE STRUGGLE IS REAL 6))) то Y O URPU L MO RY NA R T BLE SINY BLOODY, F-----, HELL!!! FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME: THERE'S JUST LETTERS HERE!!! मे OK, LET'S TRY AGAIN... CONCENTRATE THIS TIME! WHAT DO YOU SEE HERE? ... IS THAT A D---?!

LMAO Y O URPU L MO R YTR E M BLE SINY OUR OUTST - THE STRUGGLE IS REAL 6))) то Y O URPU L MO RY NA R T BLE SINY BLOODY, F-----, HELL!!! FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME: THERE'S JUST LETTERS HERE!!! मे OK, LET'S TRY AGAIN... CONCENTRATE THIS TIME! WHAT DO YOU SEE HERE? ... IS THAT A D---?!

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Hazbin Tale - Prequel Baiting Lore Dump

Heaven... Hell.... Even the Mortal World.... Everything.....is burning.... Why? Why did you choose them over us? Over me? O How many more Luce? Hi. How many more damn CENTURIES of this waking up in the middle of the night b------- must we go through.. Before you FINALLY go talk to Charlotte? C'mon Lily why do I have to go to her? Because she's your daughter you jackass. Yeah well... Charlottes You've killed everyone.....killed everything... Wait, where are you going? No! Charlotte please... Don't leave us! Really? If anything she should be the one coming to see me! What have you done? Don't go... Why not? I am pretty busy running Hell I can't just make time out of my schedule. And for what? For them? This child? A MORTAL CHILD? I'm sorry... Please..... Come back.... Come... You had the Popo Dream again didn't you? Yep. * Stock Creepy Organ Playing What did you think was gonna happen? For her to be so overjoyed to be free that she'd come running back to us? Be our precious little girl again? You.....you still hate me after these couple millennia don't you? How's that plan been working out so far? Well.... Not as much as I did before you undid the seal. Speaking of which I'm surprised you're still here in Tartarus. I mean I like what you've done with the place but still... Yeah well... I got tired of being trapped in this prison... ..but knew I was never getting out. Hey Charlotte. Hey dad. Hard to believe I ever wanted to leave this place.... D. I didn't come here for forgiveness... Treating you solely as the instrument of my revenge..... They're right here actually...guys, this is my dad, Lucifer the King of Hell Yeah, about that.... Dad, this is Uaggie and Frisk. Pleased to meet you Your Majesty. Hello. ..was the biggest mistake of my life. *Sup guys? I am far too late to say this, but, I am Sorry for not truly sorry... seeing you as my little girl. Tell me Lucifer, when you decided to undo the seal binding her to Tartarus about five hundred years ago.... So, I made this place into a home. my home. So....wanna meet my wife and kid? Oh so you like girls then-Wait... Well, better late than never right? You have a kid?! Yeah just adopted them last week, * VILLAINOUS LAUGHTER

Heaven... Hell.... Even the Mortal World.... Everything.....is burning.... Why? Why did you choose them over us? Over me? O How many more Luce? Hi. How many more damn CENTURIES of this waking up in the middle of the night b------- must we go through.. Before you FINALLY go talk to Charlotte? C'mon Lily why do I have to go to her? Because she's your daughter you jackass. Yeah well... Charlottes You've killed everyone.....killed everything... Wait, where are you going? No! Charlotte please... Don't leave us! Really? If anything she should be the one coming to see me! What have you done? Don't go... Why not? I am pretty busy running Hell I can't just make time out of my schedule. And for what? For them? This child? A MORTAL CHILD? I'm sorry... Please..... Come back.... Come... You had the Popo Dream again didn't you? Yep. * Stock Creepy Organ Playing What did you think was gonna happen? For her to be so overjoyed to be free that she'd come running back to us? Be our precious little girl again? You.....you still hate me after these couple millennia don't you? How's that plan been working out so far? Well.... Not as much as I did before you undid the seal. Speaking of which I'm surprised you're still here in Tartarus. I mean I like what you've done with the place but still... Yeah well... I got tired of being trapped in this prison... ..but knew I was never getting out. Hey Charlotte. Hey dad. Hard to believe I ever wanted to leave this place.... D. I didn't come here for forgiveness... Treating you solely as the instrument of my revenge..... They're right here actually...guys, this is my dad, Lucifer the King of Hell Yeah, about that.... Dad, this is Uaggie and Frisk. Pleased to meet you Your Majesty. Hello. ..was the biggest mistake of my life. *Sup guys? I am far too late to say this, but, I am Sorry for not truly sorry... seeing you as my little girl. Tell me Lucifer, when you decided to undo the seal binding her to Tartarus about five hundred years ago.... So, I made this place into a home. my home. So....wanna meet my wife and kid? Oh so you like girls then-Wait... Well, better late than never right? You have a kid?! Yeah just adopted them last week, * VILLAINOUS LAUGHTER

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Thinking with portals

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Hazbin Tale - The Customer Is Always Nuts

So, Steven was it? Wonder Your son? No.... Daughter? This is Genderless God. child? MY God. Their every will, their every whim I must abide, no matter how horrifying Care to take a guess on who this is? I would gladley burn both Heaven and Hell to nothing but ash for them. Even destroy the Earth if they so wanted it. Nothing would be out of the question for my God. STEVEN Even if they were to ask me to end my own life so they could become an immortal I would happily give them that greatest sacrifice. Happily die their obedient slave to my last breath. I want nothing but the best for my God. If they so command it, I would gladly kill for them..... * Soft But Aggressive Whimpering And God specifically ask for no pickles right? Siever NO STEVEN, THIS IS THE BURGER PAID, FOR. AS SUCH YOU MUST CO BACK THERE CRAB SOME TONGS... W-Will that be all mam? No problem madam we'll get you a fresh one just the way you asked no extra charge. A fresh one? AND BRING BACK ENOUGH THE ONE YOU CHOSE TO GIVE TO MY COD PICKLES TO UNDO THIS CRIEVACE TRESPASS. Yes Steven that will be all, There Frisk it's now as you asked, we can go now! Coming.. 20 20 Right away mam. I am so sorry. My. Oh goddammit Charlie. Beloved. GOD. Hallowed be their name. How I adore them, worship the ground they walk on, the most pure thing in this bleak world, STEVEN STEVEN PLEASE AND. THANK YOU. Pickles Don't sweat it, happens all the time. STEVEN

So, Steven was it? Wonder Your son? No.... Daughter? This is Genderless God. child? MY God. Their every will, their every whim I must abide, no matter how horrifying Care to take a guess on who this is? I would gladley burn both Heaven and Hell to nothing but ash for them. Even destroy the Earth if they so wanted it. Nothing would be out of the question for my God. STEVEN Even if they were to ask me to end my own life so they could become an immortal I would happily give them that greatest sacrifice. Happily die their obedient slave to my last breath. I want nothing but the best for my God. If they so command it, I would gladly kill for them..... * Soft But Aggressive Whimpering And God specifically ask for no pickles right? Siever NO STEVEN, THIS IS THE BURGER PAID, FOR. AS SUCH YOU MUST CO BACK THERE CRAB SOME TONGS... W-Will that be all mam? No problem madam we'll get you a fresh one just the way you asked no extra charge. A fresh one? AND BRING BACK ENOUGH THE ONE YOU CHOSE TO GIVE TO MY COD PICKLES TO UNDO THIS CRIEVACE TRESPASS. Yes Steven that will be all, There Frisk it's now as you asked, we can go now! Coming.. 20 20 Right away mam. I am so sorry. My. Oh goddammit Charlie. Beloved. GOD. Hallowed be their name. How I adore them, worship the ground they walk on, the most pure thing in this bleak world, STEVEN STEVEN PLEASE AND. THANK YOU. Pickles Don't sweat it, happens all the time. STEVEN

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It's not even the fake leak in and of itself, it's that it specifically specified "Falling off the Hotel". How could I not picture THIS in my head after that? XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Astra + @Art3mis_ParZ 'Hazbin Hotel' creator Vivienne Medrano confirms Vaggie will die in season 2. "Vaggie is gonna die due to falling off the hotel." #HazbinHotel SCAD TV

Astra + @Art3mis_ParZ 'Hazbin Hotel' creator Vivienne Medrano confirms Vaggie will die in season 2. "Vaggie is gonna die due to falling off the hotel." #HazbinHotel SCAD TV

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The only one I'll be able to do this year on time because I actually planned for it before hand XDXDXDXDXDXD

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NAH BITCH Cuys I am sorry for what I must do to you, but Pride Moath is over! SHI-NE! LGBT RIGHT ARE IT'S WRATH MONTH NOW!!HUMAIRE WRATH MONTH

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Hazbin Tale - Insert Superman Theme Here

Hey Charlie I've been thinking... Yeah? m You're the biological daughter of Lucifer right? Yeah? m And he used to be an angel... That he was. So I'm curious, aren't YOU an angel? Or like a Nephilim Hybrid or Something? Actually that's a good question... Hmmmm... Yeah I'd say I got a little bit of Heaven in my blood... Sure beats a magic carpet right huh? So then... That means you can fly right? What the hell dude!! HELL YEAH CAN FLY! You're so awesome Charlie! You took Frisk flying WITHOUT ME? Ah geez sorry Vaggie I caught up in the moment. HELL YEAH WE CAN FLY! Man my family is so awesome! ATTENTION UNIDENTIFIED AIRCRAFT! H-------- Vaggie you can fly too!! YOU ARE TO LAND IMMEDIATELY AND ANSWER TO THE US FORCES! DO YOU COMPLY?!! YOU ARE FLYING IN ANO FLY ZONE AT GREAT RISKOFICAUSING A NATIONAL INCIDENT! You too Frisk! THIS THE UNITED STATES AIRFORCE! We have Diplomatic Immunity? GMON guys we were JUST Casually flying Like birds, we're Not Spies! Hell I'M STILL Technically a US Citizen! It says So ON My obiary. This aside, I had a lot of fun flying with you guys. Y-yeah it was fun we should do it again some time.

Hey Charlie I've been thinking... Yeah? m You're the biological daughter of Lucifer right? Yeah? m And he used to be an angel... That he was. So I'm curious, aren't YOU an angel? Or like a Nephilim Hybrid or Something? Actually that's a good question... Hmmmm... Yeah I'd say I got a little bit of Heaven in my blood... Sure beats a magic carpet right huh? So then... That means you can fly right? What the hell dude!! HELL YEAH CAN FLY! You're so awesome Charlie! You took Frisk flying WITHOUT ME? Ah geez sorry Vaggie I caught up in the moment. HELL YEAH WE CAN FLY! Man my family is so awesome! ATTENTION UNIDENTIFIED AIRCRAFT! H-------- Vaggie you can fly too!! YOU ARE TO LAND IMMEDIATELY AND ANSWER TO THE US FORCES! DO YOU COMPLY?!! YOU ARE FLYING IN ANO FLY ZONE AT GREAT RISKOFICAUSING A NATIONAL INCIDENT! You too Frisk! THIS THE UNITED STATES AIRFORCE! We have Diplomatic Immunity? GMON guys we were JUST Casually flying Like birds, we're Not Spies! Hell I'M STILL Technically a US Citizen! It says So ON My obiary. This aside, I had a lot of fun flying with you guys. Y-yeah it was fun we should do it again some time.

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Undressing

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Hazbin Tale - The First Night (this entry takes place directly after "Poorly Planned Parenthood")

Comfortable? Yeah. Need anything else? Nope. Vaggie and will be in the room across the hall, call for us and we'll be here lickety split know this was a lot all at once, but things will be alright....hopefully... So.... This is my life now.... Stuck in Hell with a bunch of demons.... ww God I am so sorry about that! Are you okay!! You're not hurt are you! You have nothing to fear from me. You can just bunk with us tonight okay kid? Okay. You're most welcome. TCK! NOTHING'S F------ CHANGED.... Goodnight Frisk. Goodnight Mrs. Morningstar. vyes... tm....I'm FM3.... Fina It's alright Frisk. Thank you Mrs. Morningstar. And you can just call me Charlie. Okay, Charlie.... There see? You're gonna be okay.

Comfortable? Yeah. Need anything else? Nope. Vaggie and will be in the room across the hall, call for us and we'll be here lickety split know this was a lot all at once, but things will be alright....hopefully... So.... This is my life now.... Stuck in Hell with a bunch of demons.... ww God I am so sorry about that! Are you okay!! You're not hurt are you! You have nothing to fear from me. You can just bunk with us tonight okay kid? Okay. You're most welcome. TCK! NOTHING'S F------ CHANGED.... Goodnight Frisk. Goodnight Mrs. Morningstar. vyes... tm....I'm FM3.... Fina It's alright Frisk. Thank you Mrs. Morningstar. And you can just call me Charlie. Okay, Charlie.... There see? You're gonna be okay.

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Hazbin Tale - The Dark Souls of Hazbin AUs

FIVE DAYS..... FM FIVE DAYS SINCE PRINCESS FRISK LOST EVERYTHING. THER FAMILY, THER KINGDOM, THER BIRTHRIGHT..... FIVE DAYS SINCE THE NATION OF VYZXROTH HAS BEGUN HUNTING THEM ACROSS ALL ALIANTRICE.....0 Nuts to behaving I wanna F--- THAT DRAGON! ALL FRISK HAS LEFT IS THE QUEENSCIAME, A GATHERING OF FOUR WARRIORS HAND PICKED FROM THE ROYAL GUARD TO SERVE AS ESCORT. THIS IS WHERE OUR STORY CONTINUES.... YOUR JOURNEY NOW TAKES WORLD YOU TO THE COAST OF CRAVOS VIVES AROT ALAS, IT IS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT. * FATE ROT ITEM TARC FORTUNATE THEN THAT THERE IS A CAVE WITHIN SPITTING DISTANCE TO TAKE SHELTER IN. IT IS COLD, BUT DRY. YOU EVEN FIND SOME STRAY DRIFT WOOD DRY ENOUGH TO MAKE SUIT BLE FIRE HOWEVER, YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THIS CAVE. LOW AND BEHOLD, A DRAGON KNOWN AS THE RAPTORIOUS SCLYVER DWELLS HERE. Okay but why though? Why not? QUITE THE BREATHTAKING BEAST, ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD EASLY KIL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WITH BUT A CLAW. JUST LOOKING AT HER INSPIRES EXISTENTIAL DREAD AT THE PROSPECT OF YOUR VERY LIVES ENDING THIS NIGHT. BUT SHE SMILES WARMLY, SPEAKS IN A MOTHERLY TONE WITH THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL... ° "POOR LITTLE CHILDREN OF MAN, FORCED INTO MY CAVE TO ESCAPE THE RAIN. BE NOT TROUBLED MY LOVES FOR YOU ARE WELCOME TO STAY.....SO LONG AS YOU BEHAVE.... A KIND INVITE....AND A WARNING. WOULD BE FOOLISH TO BETRAY SUCH HOSPITALITY. And I suppose I'm gonna have to revive all your sorry butts after you all bite it? AGAIN? Yeah Sure. Fukk yeah let's do it! Screw it, who else wants to f--- the Dragon? Oh mon dute it hasn't been that bad. No, it's been embarassing. First time you guys just ate that obviously poisoned plate of spagetti in the middle of the goddamn Forest of Deceptions"! FREE FOOD Didn't even question it, just ate it! Still can't believe you let that one fairy trick you guys into kissing her butt, actually believed that crack about her butt granting wishes! I had to chase her down, ALONE to get back all the loot she stole! When I come back I find your corpses devoured by a Punk Goblin Bitch! Ever tried stealth killing And Chen Chat one "Street Bum" you guys attacked P----- him off so badly he even came back after I revived you just to a Goblin with a character that has NEGATIVE 2 in stealth!! to harvest his organs for extra cash on the black market! kill you twice! Might as well. Funny how you guys are suppose to be this elite guard. It's your job to protect me, the Princess.... Yet I, the Princess, am the one who's carrying all of you. YEAH!! OVER 15!! HIGH CRITICAL!! Well excuse us for wanting to grind out A trait that is useless without a proper-healer! the Zenkai Boost trait of the Saiyan, Class, And last I checked Saiyans have negative 2 healing. Speaking of which, you didn't have to play as the Princess. It was the only class with high enough healing to cover FOUR SAIYANS. Then....what did you just have us roll for? Basically being forced to run 4 Charmanders in early Kanto. Four Charmanders with Charizardite X thank you very much. Mega Charizard X sucks, Y is way better. Says you... Well anyway, everyone other than the Princess proceed to have an O--- with the dragon. Roll your D10s. FAFO DISEASE. Well it's good to hear that these Biotics are just potions we can buy at the store and not another MP guzzling spell I have to keep track of... Sorry hum it ain't that easy. FAFO Biotics are Rectal Suppositories. 20 91 12 16 ટા 20 16 Goddammit. Sorry. we f----- that dragon up! 20 Yeah you certainly did Although, having sex with a Raptorious Sclyver is always a guaranteed action that requires no dice roll... 12 w 16 Here's the deal. This is a permanent status effect for starters. Every 60 turns you guys will suffer a 6 turn long 35% debuff to Attack, Defense, Evasion and Stamina. Let's see, L 2.3... 12 91 18 Oh dear, all four of you got it. Four HD Possitive Saiyans ThaT I have To Periodically FIST... IN THE ANUS The only way to counteract this debuff is to administer 1 FAFO Biotic treatment to each individual player/carrying the disease. I FAFO biotic Costs about And only the princess-with their +20 medic skill can administer biotics. F--- AROUND What even is FAFO anyway? FIND OUT

FIVE DAYS..... FM FIVE DAYS SINCE PRINCESS FRISK LOST EVERYTHING. THER FAMILY, THER KINGDOM, THER BIRTHRIGHT..... FIVE DAYS SINCE THE NATION OF VYZXROTH HAS BEGUN HUNTING THEM ACROSS ALL ALIANTRICE.....0 Nuts to behaving I wanna F--- THAT DRAGON! ALL FRISK HAS LEFT IS THE QUEENSCIAME, A GATHERING OF FOUR WARRIORS HAND PICKED FROM THE ROYAL GUARD TO SERVE AS ESCORT. THIS IS WHERE OUR STORY CONTINUES.... YOUR JOURNEY NOW TAKES WORLD YOU TO THE COAST OF CRAVOS VIVES AROT ALAS, IT IS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT. * FATE ROT ITEM TARC FORTUNATE THEN THAT THERE IS A CAVE WITHIN SPITTING DISTANCE TO TAKE SHELTER IN. IT IS COLD, BUT DRY. YOU EVEN FIND SOME STRAY DRIFT WOOD DRY ENOUGH TO MAKE SUIT BLE FIRE HOWEVER, YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THIS CAVE. LOW AND BEHOLD, A DRAGON KNOWN AS THE RAPTORIOUS SCLYVER DWELLS HERE. Okay but why though? Why not? QUITE THE BREATHTAKING BEAST, ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD EASLY KIL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WITH BUT A CLAW. JUST LOOKING AT HER INSPIRES EXISTENTIAL DREAD AT THE PROSPECT OF YOUR VERY LIVES ENDING THIS NIGHT. BUT SHE SMILES WARMLY, SPEAKS IN A MOTHERLY TONE WITH THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL... ° "POOR LITTLE CHILDREN OF MAN, FORCED INTO MY CAVE TO ESCAPE THE RAIN. BE NOT TROUBLED MY LOVES FOR YOU ARE WELCOME TO STAY.....SO LONG AS YOU BEHAVE.... A KIND INVITE....AND A WARNING. WOULD BE FOOLISH TO BETRAY SUCH HOSPITALITY. And I suppose I'm gonna have to revive all your sorry butts after you all bite it? AGAIN? Yeah Sure. Fukk yeah let's do it! Screw it, who else wants to f--- the Dragon? Oh mon dute it hasn't been that bad. No, it's been embarassing. First time you guys just ate that obviously poisoned plate of spagetti in the middle of the goddamn Forest of Deceptions"! FREE FOOD Didn't even question it, just ate it! Still can't believe you let that one fairy trick you guys into kissing her butt, actually believed that crack about her butt granting wishes! I had to chase her down, ALONE to get back all the loot she stole! When I come back I find your corpses devoured by a Punk Goblin Bitch! Ever tried stealth killing And Chen Chat one "Street Bum" you guys attacked P----- him off so badly he even came back after I revived you just to a Goblin with a character that has NEGATIVE 2 in stealth!! to harvest his organs for extra cash on the black market! kill you twice! Might as well. Funny how you guys are suppose to be this elite guard. It's your job to protect me, the Princess.... Yet I, the Princess, am the one who's carrying all of you. YEAH!! OVER 15!! HIGH CRITICAL!! Well excuse us for wanting to grind out A trait that is useless without a proper-healer! the Zenkai Boost trait of the Saiyan, Class, And last I checked Saiyans have negative 2 healing. Speaking of which, you didn't have to play as the Princess. It was the only class with high enough healing to cover FOUR SAIYANS. Then....what did you just have us roll for? Basically being forced to run 4 Charmanders in early Kanto. Four Charmanders with Charizardite X thank you very much. Mega Charizard X sucks, Y is way better. Says you... Well anyway, everyone other than the Princess proceed to have an O--- with the dragon. Roll your D10s. FAFO DISEASE. Well it's good to hear that these Biotics are just potions we can buy at the store and not another MP guzzling spell I have to keep track of... Sorry hum it ain't that easy. FAFO Biotics are Rectal Suppositories. 20 91 12 16 ટા 20 16 Goddammit. Sorry. we f----- that dragon up! 20 Yeah you certainly did Although, having sex with a Raptorious Sclyver is always a guaranteed action that requires no dice roll... 12 w 16 Here's the deal. This is a permanent status effect for starters. Every 60 turns you guys will suffer a 6 turn long 35% debuff to Attack, Defense, Evasion and Stamina. Let's see, L 2.3... 12 91 18 Oh dear, all four of you got it. Four HD Possitive Saiyans ThaT I have To Periodically FIST... IN THE ANUS The only way to counteract this debuff is to administer 1 FAFO Biotic treatment to each individual player/carrying the disease. I FAFO biotic Costs about And only the princess-with their +20 medic skill can administer biotics. F--- AROUND What even is FAFO anyway? FIND OUT

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