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*Le Me, a pilot for a major airline. (somewhere like, think about over the pacific) "Do you ever, just crashing this thing into the sea for no reason?" ng into perfectly drawn plane co-pilot "All the time"

*Le Me, a pilot for a major airline. (somewhere like, think about over the pacific) "Do you ever, just crashing this thing into the sea for no reason?" ng into perfectly drawn plane co-pilot "All the time"

Group of Foreigners Trying to Speak English Store Cler Uh wut? Speak English, this is America. Me (Very White) I am sorry, we are Irom Bacelona, let me find dictionary. I don't speak French, sorry English only shouting* AMERICAENGLISH Offer to help them in perfect Spanish *LOUDER ENGLISH ONLY! F--- this place guys, I know a better store TWENTU MINUTES LATER After helping them shop, one of the guys hugs me. He then yells 'viva!' and runs off.

Group of Foreigners Trying to Speak English Store Cler Uh wut? Speak English, this is America. Me (Very White) I am sorry, we are Irom Bacelona, let me find dictionary. I don't speak French, sorry English only shouting* AMERICAENGLISH Offer to help them in perfect Spanish *LOUDER ENGLISH ONLY! F--- this place guys, I know a better store TWENTU MINUTES LATER After helping them shop, one of the guys hugs me. He then yells 'viva!' and runs off.

*she notices a hole in the ass of my pants, and starts poking in it with her finger *me and gf relaxing on my bed "Look I can fit two Iotice my mom fingers in!" standing in the doorway "You're going to stretch it out !" "Dinner is ready." POKER FACE My mom thinks my girlfriend was finger f------ me

*she notices a hole in the ass of my pants, and starts poking in it with her finger *me and gf relaxing on my bed "Look I can fit two Iotice my mom fingers in!" standing in the doorway "You're going to stretch it out !" "Dinner is ready." POKER FACE My mom thinks my girlfriend was finger f------ me

Derpina will never know you said hi "Ok, see you later man, tell derpina I said hi" "Sure!"

Derpina will never know you said hi "Ok, see you later man, tell derpina I said hi" "Sure!"

*Me talking with a girl I like Herpina! why do you smell like strawberry? It must be because of my new lip gloss !!! And it tastes as good as it smells? You wanna taste it? | Sure Let's see... But... Herpina, where are you going?? It tastes very go od! Thinking about what I've done* WHY

*Me talking with a girl I like Herpina! why do you smell like strawberry? It must be because of my new lip gloss !!! And it tastes as good as it smells? You wanna taste it? | Sure Let's see... But... Herpina, where are you going?? It tastes very go od! Thinking about what I've done* WHY

Me and freind watching black hawk down. His first time watcing OH MY F------ GOD S--- H--------!! Why are you freaking out like that? I DIDNT EXPECT THE BLACK HAWK TO GO DOWN

Me and freind watching black hawk down. His first time watcing OH MY F------ GOD S--- H--------!! Why are you freaking out like that? I DIDNT EXPECT THE BLACK HAWK TO GO DOWN

when a woman approaches walking down the street, p----- off and having a bad day. Excuse me sir? WHAT THE F--- DO YO WANT. it seems like you 're having a bad day. and i just wanted to tell you,things will get better. also, you're cute. POKIR FACE i wasn' t mad for the rest of the day and i met my new es t friend. 〉ㄥ

when a woman approaches walking down the street, p----- off and having a bad day. Excuse me sir? WHAT THE F--- DO YO WANT. it seems like you 're having a bad day. and i just wanted to tell you,things will get better. also, you're cute. POKIR FACE i wasn' t mad for the rest of the day and i met my new es t friend. 〉ㄥ

FAP IP JD FAP 印r FP At the perfect moment... FAP FAP

FAP IP JD FAP 印r FP At the perfect moment... FAP FAP

How I feel drinking coke from a regular bottle " yay a drink" How i feel drinking coke from a glass bottle ME LEGITSTA

How I feel drinking coke from a regular bottle " yay a drink" How i feel drinking coke from a glass bottle ME LEGITSTA

coca cola coke bottle glass plastic me gusta

"Derp, we're taking Christmas photos and I need you to shave your beard." "I don't care "But momjust shave it's still that nasty November. " thing!" "I'm ready for the picture!" "THAT IS NOT FUNNY DERP GO FIX THAT S--- NOW!" Okay...

"Derp, we're taking Christmas photos and I need you to shave your beard." "I don't care "But momjust shave it's still that nasty November. " thing!" "I'm ready for the picture!" "THAT IS NOT FUNNY DERP GO FIX THAT S--- NOW!" Okay...

Hey, do you know where Derp is? I need to ask him something Then it looks Today, we'll be tracking the elusive like the hunt Skyrim Addict of the genus Gamer. s on eeHe's probably off playing Skyrim somwhere. A trail of empty soda cans. And judging by the consistency of the soda, these have been here for a little over two weeks. We're on the right track We're close to his lair. l can smell it. The scent of pizza, body odor, and hot computer fills the air. NOOBS!! NOOBS!!! To demonstrate how close we really are, I'I let out a Gamer call. We've found it! Look at him in his natural habitat. Simply beautiful These creatures will often enter a hibernative-like state, where mental processes are limited to the bare minimum And even though he's oblivious to his surroundings, we're going to use a mild sedative and put the little guy out anyway LATER Ugh. What the hell happened? What's on my ear and where'c this notee come from? Camera? What camera? Dear Derp, Ah. THOSE cameras Is the Computer Science homework due Friday? To respond, look into the camera and nod once for "yes" and twice for "no." # 1 # 1 Thanks!

Hey, do you know where Derp is? I need to ask him something Then it looks Today, we'll be tracking the elusive like the hunt Skyrim Addict of the genus Gamer. s on eeHe's probably off playing Skyrim somwhere. A trail of empty soda cans. And judging by the consistency of the soda, these have been here for a little over two weeks. We're on the right track We're close to his lair. l can smell it. The scent of pizza, body odor, and hot computer fills the air. NOOBS!! NOOBS!!! To demonstrate how close we really are, I'I let out a Gamer call. We've found it! Look at him in his natural habitat. Simply beautiful These creatures will often enter a hibernative-like state, where mental processes are limited to the bare minimum And even though he's oblivious to his surroundings, we're going to use a mild sedative and put the little guy out anyway LATER Ugh. What the hell happened? What's on my ear and where'c this notee come from? Camera? What camera? Dear Derp, Ah. THOSE cameras Is the Computer Science homework due Friday? To respond, look into the camera and nod once for "yes" and twice for "no." # 1 # 1 Thanks!

so, what do you do for living? My friend visiting from Boston gettinga haircut frorm 卜 girl we went to hig school with Well, I bu and sell hard drives for a major group in Bostor uh, yea. Most WHAT? THAT We have a couple suppliers, mostly in Asia and South America. They make them cheap there No way! Have you ever used them eople have CRAZY! OMG! used our Where do you get them? roducts, ether they know it or not. Even the Us govt buys from us. You probably ave t Wow, this is nuts! Have you ever been arrested or to jail? You buy and sell ん、 Oh, I didnt think you Jai1? drugs. .. eard me Wait, what did you think I said my job is? ight. I've never been to jail because i'm good at my Aren't you scared o How long have you been doing getting For about 3 arrested? years. We do illions in sales ever year. Huge purchase orders. Its a fun' job No, not really, because. .. Me gangsta.

so, what do you do for living? My friend visiting from Boston gettinga haircut frorm 卜 girl we went to hig school with Well, I bu and sell hard drives for a major group in Bostor uh, yea. Most WHAT? THAT We have a couple suppliers, mostly in Asia and South America. They make them cheap there No way! Have you ever used them eople have CRAZY! OMG! used our Where do you get them? roducts, ether they know it or not. Even the Us govt buys from us. You probably ave t Wow, this is nuts! Have you ever been arrested or to jail? You buy and sell ん、 Oh, I didnt think you Jai1? drugs. .. eard me Wait, what did you think I said my job is? ight. I've never been to jail because i'm good at my Aren't you scared o How long have you been doing getting For about 3 arrested? years. We do illions in sales ever year. Huge purchase orders. Its a fun' job No, not really, because. .. Me gangsta.

BUY A SHIP NAME IT 'RELATION'/ relation Now vou have a relationship. F--- YEA

BUY A SHIP NAME IT 'RELATION'/ relation Now vou have a relationship. F--- YEA

*Me looking at W-- I see a lot of NSFW .. Wh-what is that?! Oh sweet jesus! But how? WHY?! *Click! *My reaction after a few links I. .I like. Looking at these! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click!

*Me looking at W-- I see a lot of NSFW .. Wh-what is that?! Oh sweet jesus! But how? WHY?! *Click! *My reaction after a few links I. .I like. Looking at these! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click!

Me walking Friction goes on f------ holiday. palong on " SOCKS" You mad, , broseph? hardwood floor floor in super comfy dress socks 1ike a fancy bastard, when suddenly. . . "FLOOR" JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL! UH, JESUS...? Uh... Maybe the basement door will_ ENTER S----HAS HIT-THE- FAN-BULLET- TIME-MODE AT END OF HALL: Dear DVash, Let me get that door tor ya, brah. Love, The Universe SEE YOU AND YOUR SOCKS SOON -Jesus? BITCH

Me walking Friction goes on f------ holiday. palong on " SOCKS" You mad, , broseph? hardwood floor floor in super comfy dress socks 1ike a fancy bastard, when suddenly. . . "FLOOR" JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL! UH, JESUS...? Uh... Maybe the basement door will_ ENTER S----HAS HIT-THE- FAN-BULLET- TIME-MODE AT END OF HALL: Dear DVash, Let me get that door tor ya, brah. Love, The Universe SEE YOU AND YOUR SOCKS SOON -Jesus? BITCH

*Le little kid appears Playing on my handheld at a boring party. DS ADS WHAT ARE YOU PLAY 'N!!! G 回 3 DS DS PUREnTACE

*Le little kid appears Playing on my handheld at a boring party. DS ADS WHAT ARE YOU PLAY 'N!!! G 回 3 DS DS PUREnTACE

Staying the night at a friend's house. . . Do you need any more blankets? Nah, I'11 be fine. friend *wake up in middle of the night I have never been so cold in my life.

Staying the night at a friend's house. . . Do you need any more blankets? Nah, I'11 be fine. friend *wake up in middle of the night I have never been so cold in my life.

blanket cold sleepover night

*Throwing laundry into dryer *Later that night.. . W-- Not Again! I'm missing a...wonder where they all go... ENTRANCE TOWORHHOLE EXITOF MORMHULSE FREE SOCKS OTHERUNMERSE

*Throwing laundry into dryer *Later that night.. . W-- Not Again! I'm missing a...wonder where they all go... ENTRANCE TOWORHHOLE EXITOF MORMHULSE FREE SOCKS OTHERUNMERSE

Hey Derp, do you think i'm pretty I could either tell her she' oi could tell her got a pimple on her cheek and she's pretty, save spend the rest of the night with her taking my statement as an entire rebellion against her feminenity the night, have sex, and have her feel good about herself all with one sentence CHALLENGE ACCEPTED Derpina you're pretty YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT I'M BEAUTIFUL!!! Why can't I win!!!

Hey Derp, do you think i'm pretty I could either tell her she' oi could tell her got a pimple on her cheek and she's pretty, save spend the rest of the night with her taking my statement as an entire rebellion against her feminenity the night, have sex, and have her feel good about herself all with one sentence CHALLENGE ACCEPTED Derpina you're pretty YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT I'M BEAUTIFUL!!! Why can't I win!!!

Happy birthday Brain, on my birthday, really? AH BRO HAPPY BIRTHDAY You too.

Happy birthday Brain, on my birthday, really? AH BRO HAPPY BIRTHDAY You too.