Virgin vs. Chad - Images
Virgin Infantry Chad Artillery
![THE VIRGIN INFANTRY THE CHAD ARTILLERY Doesn't even know what radio protocol is 60 lQ Did 12 years of math Still can't add Always follows correct radio protocol 200 IQ Never studied math Can do advanced trig Always listens to orders ever listened to anything in his life Fires four-hundred 5.56 rounds Doesn't kill anybody Wears 120 pounds of kit Never uses any of it HE ER Fires one 105 round Kills 400 people RC 4 Only wears underwear Has enough time to change before fire mission Still only wears underwear S---- in a hole he dug S---- on the tires of a million dollar gun-tractor](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/305/355/e78.jpg)
![THE VIRGIN INFANTRY THE CHAD ARTILLERY Doesn't even know what radio protocol is 60 lQ Did 12 years of math Still can't add Always follows correct radio protocol 200 IQ Never studied math Can do advanced trig Always listens to orders ever listened to anything in his life Fires four-hundred 5.56 rounds Doesn't kill anybody Wears 120 pounds of kit Never uses any of it HE ER Fires one 105 round Kills 400 people RC 4 Only wears underwear Has enough time to change before fire mission Still only wears underwear S---- in a hole he dug S---- on the tires of a million dollar gun-tractor](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/305/355/e78.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
monika v sayori
![The Monika Creep The Sayori Lover Wins boys fair and square Boys are attracted to her first Muh Meta Depression is her bitch S--- background character S--- voice, pisspoor piano leitmotif Can't bring herself to touch (You), can only stare Thinks a meta is a pastry (Your) childhood friend, knows (You) better than anyone Ukelele leimotif Unafraid of hugs Can't compete with Chad Sayori, has to resort to meta Gives writing advice when she can't write Literally unable to approach boys](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/305/288/90d.jpg)
![The Monika Creep The Sayori Lover Wins boys fair and square Boys are attracted to her first Muh Meta Depression is her bitch S--- background character S--- voice, pisspoor piano leitmotif Can't bring herself to touch (You), can only stare Thinks a meta is a pastry (Your) childhood friend, knows (You) better than anyone Ukelele leimotif Unafraid of hugs Can't compete with Chad Sayori, has to resort to meta Gives writing advice when she can't write Literally unable to approach boys](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/305/288/90d.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Ren vs The Chad Jaune
![the virain self-insert" THE CHAD PROTAGONIST 200 IQ tactical mastermind "look my hair is a unique color am i cool yet" style over function natural blonde easy to maintain hair: practical steals the show from 4 other people that are supposed to be the focus of the show secretly the main character doesn't know how to talk to people respects his family by using antiguated heirloom often mistaken for a little girl avoids social situations still thinks anime hair is cool weeb the paladin of the group not afriad to break the rules wears word-art gradient sleeves goes through 2 bottles of conditioner a day Wears practical armor got a free hoodie, economic Wiz reps his favorite cereal brand in honor of dead gf can't talk to girls long af hair gets in the way during fights mysterious semblance beta tolerates a girl that literally stalks him because hes a "nice quy" Alpha af, goes straight for the hardest girl to get most boring weapon design in the show efficient and durable blue jeans a O damage peashooter with knives thicc shield protects girls convulated semblance fancy silk leggings easily tear sword-sword reads western comic books and literature in a world of weebs wears open toe shoes on a cros:s continental hike probably mains hanzo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/305/182/64d.jpg)
![the virain self-insert" THE CHAD PROTAGONIST 200 IQ tactical mastermind "look my hair is a unique color am i cool yet" style over function natural blonde easy to maintain hair: practical steals the show from 4 other people that are supposed to be the focus of the show secretly the main character doesn't know how to talk to people respects his family by using antiguated heirloom often mistaken for a little girl avoids social situations still thinks anime hair is cool weeb the paladin of the group not afriad to break the rules wears word-art gradient sleeves goes through 2 bottles of conditioner a day Wears practical armor got a free hoodie, economic Wiz reps his favorite cereal brand in honor of dead gf can't talk to girls long af hair gets in the way during fights mysterious semblance beta tolerates a girl that literally stalks him because hes a "nice quy" Alpha af, goes straight for the hardest girl to get most boring weapon design in the show efficient and durable blue jeans a O damage peashooter with knives thicc shield protects girls convulated semblance fancy silk leggings easily tear sword-sword reads western comic books and literature in a world of weebs wears open toe shoes on a cros:s continental hike probably mains hanzo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/305/182/64d.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Headmaster vs The Chad Dictator
!["the virgin headmaser THE CHAD DICTATOR scragly lion mane hair ages gracefully coward completely soft partially made out of metal "irondaddy" easily scared lets some nerd boss him around wears baggy coat to hide obesity good intentions cares about the safety of his people sells out his own peoble a decorated general can't even command his own huntsman barely has control over his country commands the biggest army on remnant 2 seats on the council mains deagle he has a shortage of huntsman yet shuts down the school that produces them cares for injured war veterans by sending them a robot arm reclusive active in politics](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/304/546/b1a.jpg)
!["the virgin headmaser THE CHAD DICTATOR scragly lion mane hair ages gracefully coward completely soft partially made out of metal "irondaddy" easily scared lets some nerd boss him around wears baggy coat to hide obesity good intentions cares about the safety of his people sells out his own peoble a decorated general can't even command his own huntsman barely has control over his country commands the biggest army on remnant 2 seats on the council mains deagle he has a shortage of huntsman yet shuts down the school that produces them cares for injured war veterans by sending them a robot arm reclusive active in politics](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/546/b1a.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Meme Police vs Chad Plebian
![□ Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)17:39:58 No.389599762· 389599869 389599717 (OP) I love this s---, lol. Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)20:41:12 №389599869 >389599762 BAD THING GOOD THING this meme used to mean something](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/304/214/ea7.png)
![□ Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)17:39:58 No.389599762· 389599869 389599717 (OP) I love this s---, lol. Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)20:41:12 №389599869 >389599762 BAD THING GOOD THING this meme used to mean something](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/214/ea7.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
smart munitions vs barrel bomber
![the virgin smart munitions bomberTHE CHAD BARRELL BOMBER Training consisted of getting Assad tatttoos and banging bitches in Latakia bomb costs thrice his annual a single wage Eats the value of a single bomb in protein, in S hours underwent extremely sternous demanding training ha s to spend even more for guiding kits to avoid civilian casualties in order to avoid international outrage unironically claims that his bombs don't kill civilians because they are "smart AD stressful, demanding job Does not know what intemational community"is Deliberately kills as much civilians as possible to maximize psychological warfare Job is literally dumping a bunch of f------ barrels Hasn't seen a bakery in his life Bom to prestigious Alawite tribe, was a shabiha from birth because he has destroved them all manlet with frail, cardio bunny physique became a pilot after they told him women love war pilots](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/304/213/cda.png)
![the virgin smart munitions bomberTHE CHAD BARRELL BOMBER Training consisted of getting Assad tatttoos and banging bitches in Latakia bomb costs thrice his annual a single wage Eats the value of a single bomb in protein, in S hours underwent extremely sternous demanding training ha s to spend even more for guiding kits to avoid civilian casualties in order to avoid international outrage unironically claims that his bombs don't kill civilians because they are "smart AD stressful, demanding job Does not know what intemational community"is Deliberately kills as much civilians as possible to maximize psychological warfare Job is literally dumping a bunch of f------ barrels Hasn't seen a bakery in his life Bom to prestigious Alawite tribe, was a shabiha from birth because he has destroved them all manlet with frail, cardio bunny physique became a pilot after they told him women love war pilots](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/213/cda.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Darkseid vs Chad Brainiac
![Virginseid Was actually in Countdown Relatively simple and consistent backstory martest being in the universe so much so that his name entered the common lexicon as a word for a "genius" Created steroids that make him stronger than Superman Ugly rock face Trying to decipher his backstory after all the retcons requires its own academic field of study Simple and easy to draw design Born with the powers of a literal god but still cucked all the time by Superchad Descendant banged Supergirl Ias biological children and serious case of oneitis Has sixty designs; his detailed skelebot form has been known to make aspiring artists commit suicide before having to draw it ecognizes the inferiority of roasties, simply clones himself Army of lemmings that can be mowed down by regular humans with gun:s Could be handsome if he wanted to but does not care for interaction with inferiors Either wears a fashionable sci-fi jumpsuit or wears no pants to emphasize his bulge and show that he doesn't skip leg day Wears a skirt, secretly a crossdressing t----- Mentally-controlled armv of Chadiac bots that can kill Kryptonians Cucked by Doomsday, scared of Imperiex Enforces despostic rule by conquering planets and ruling them as a dictator Even his clones and Enforces despotic rule by shrinking drones are League-level threats planets and putting them in bottles Obsessed with math but can't solve one simple equation to ften found chilling on Apokolips cucked Doomsday and Imperiex Invented amazing technology that could save octillions of lives but uses it to make a collection of bottled cities instead so he can control everything No planet is worthy of him, blew up thousands of them (killing trillions) and then went to live on a custom-built mancave shaped like a f------ skull](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/304/212/4aa.png)
![Virginseid Was actually in Countdown Relatively simple and consistent backstory martest being in the universe so much so that his name entered the common lexicon as a word for a "genius" Created steroids that make him stronger than Superman Ugly rock face Trying to decipher his backstory after all the retcons requires its own academic field of study Simple and easy to draw design Born with the powers of a literal god but still cucked all the time by Superchad Descendant banged Supergirl Ias biological children and serious case of oneitis Has sixty designs; his detailed skelebot form has been known to make aspiring artists commit suicide before having to draw it ecognizes the inferiority of roasties, simply clones himself Army of lemmings that can be mowed down by regular humans with gun:s Could be handsome if he wanted to but does not care for interaction with inferiors Either wears a fashionable sci-fi jumpsuit or wears no pants to emphasize his bulge and show that he doesn't skip leg day Wears a skirt, secretly a crossdressing t----- Mentally-controlled armv of Chadiac bots that can kill Kryptonians Cucked by Doomsday, scared of Imperiex Enforces despostic rule by conquering planets and ruling them as a dictator Even his clones and Enforces despotic rule by shrinking drones are League-level threats planets and putting them in bottles Obsessed with math but can't solve one simple equation to ften found chilling on Apokolips cucked Doomsday and Imperiex Invented amazing technology that could save octillions of lives but uses it to make a collection of bottled cities instead so he can control everything No planet is worthy of him, blew up thousands of them (killing trillions) and then went to live on a custom-built mancave shaped like a f------ skull](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/212/4aa.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Spriter VS Chad Pixel Artist
![Mugen-in jokes.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/304/106/8ec.png)
![Mugen-in jokes.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/106/8ec.png)
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virgin_irl
![Global NEWS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/303/951/d96.png)
![Global NEWS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/303/951/d96.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Legends Never Die
![THE VIRGIN HARAMBE THE CHAD GRAPE-KUN Has fans all over the world Forgotten about after a year who've unironically immortalized him Is now in Heaven with beloved Waifu Only "fans" were stupid children who snickered at him. Cute flapping wings Insecure Gorilla Slouch Died at grand-old age of 20 with waifu by his side Confident Penguin Posture Wimpy flailing arms Shot in enclosure at age 3 for moronically grabbing child Adorable Penguin Shuffle](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/303/823/39a.jpg)
![THE VIRGIN HARAMBE THE CHAD GRAPE-KUN Has fans all over the world Forgotten about after a year who've unironically immortalized him Is now in Heaven with beloved Waifu Only "fans" were stupid children who snickered at him. Cute flapping wings Insecure Gorilla Slouch Died at grand-old age of 20 with waifu by his side Confident Penguin Posture Wimpy flailing arms Shot in enclosure at age 3 for moronically grabbing child Adorable Penguin Shuffle](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/303/823/39a.jpg)
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virgin 2049 vs chad movie
![The Virgin245 Character development? Did you mean...VIOLENCE? THE CHAD Catchy & memorable soundtrack and score Another dystopian cyberpunk movie 2 1/2 hours of nothing f------ happening Actually uses its celebrity VAs to great effect. Appealing to people of all ages and even non-pony fansS Visuals are a f------ mes:s Unmemorable soundtrack. Visually breathtaking Blorange movie poster Interesting character and set designs Has adorable ponies Bloated budget, box office flop Only remotely appealing if you're deep into THE LORIE Plot is strong and not illed with worthless and s----- "twists". Reasonable 99 minutes Lots of women dying in terrible ways for no reason Sells itself on having Ryan Gosling in it, proceeds to kill him Jokes are actually funny Made back its budget in its opening weekend Bringing 2D animation back to life in the movie world. Sells itself on having Harrison Ford in it, fails to actually use him](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/303/706/5b7.jpg)
![The Virgin245 Character development? Did you mean...VIOLENCE? THE CHAD Catchy & memorable soundtrack and score Another dystopian cyberpunk movie 2 1/2 hours of nothing f------ happening Actually uses its celebrity VAs to great effect. Appealing to people of all ages and even non-pony fansS Visuals are a f------ mes:s Unmemorable soundtrack. Visually breathtaking Blorange movie poster Interesting character and set designs Has adorable ponies Bloated budget, box office flop Only remotely appealing if you're deep into THE LORIE Plot is strong and not illed with worthless and s----- "twists". Reasonable 99 minutes Lots of women dying in terrible ways for no reason Sells itself on having Ryan Gosling in it, proceeds to kill him Jokes are actually funny Made back its budget in its opening weekend Bringing 2D animation back to life in the movie world. Sells itself on having Harrison Ford in it, fails to actually use him](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/303/706/5b7.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin climb vs Chad Ascension
![THE CHAD ASCENSION The virgin climb Eyes always fixated on destination Looks down at the steps, afraid he'll lose his footing Awkwardly stops when passing by other people waits for them to pass him Pushes people in his way down the steps Destroyed the handrail, promotes human evolution by eliminating those who need it from the gene pool to t handra safety Body already in pealk physical form, able to climb the entire staircase in a single leap Climbs one step at the time Has never heard of elevators in his life Chose the stairs over the elevator in a pathetic effort to delude himself into thinking he is making a healthy choice](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/303/595/448.png)
![THE CHAD ASCENSION The virgin climb Eyes always fixated on destination Looks down at the steps, afraid he'll lose his footing Awkwardly stops when passing by other people waits for them to pass him Pushes people in his way down the steps Destroyed the handrail, promotes human evolution by eliminating those who need it from the gene pool to t handra safety Body already in pealk physical form, able to climb the entire staircase in a single leap Climbs one step at the time Has never heard of elevators in his life Chose the stairs over the elevator in a pathetic effort to delude himself into thinking he is making a healthy choice](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/303/595/448.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Sans Vs. Chadgore Dreemurr
![the virgin sans Chadgore Dreemurr cannot and will not "bone" Toriel Actually does stuff Has had a child with Toriel Lazy af Underrated Overrated Shipped with his wife Would have killed Frisk right away Fans ship him with his own brother Actually doesn't want anyone to die Would you like some tea?" Has 1 HP "MUH BAD TIME" Has 3500 HP Great at Barely does any work gardening Not THAT hard of a boss once you get the pattern down Genuinely hard boss fight Room full of flowers Room full of trash Dirty stinky clothe:s Regal clothing](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/303/479/e36.png)
![the virgin sans Chadgore Dreemurr cannot and will not "bone" Toriel Actually does stuff Has had a child with Toriel Lazy af Underrated Overrated Shipped with his wife Would have killed Frisk right away Fans ship him with his own brother Actually doesn't want anyone to die Would you like some tea?" Has 1 HP "MUH BAD TIME" Has 3500 HP Great at Barely does any work gardening Not THAT hard of a boss once you get the pattern down Genuinely hard boss fight Room full of flowers Room full of trash Dirty stinky clothe:s Regal clothing](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/303/479/e36.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Everyone starts out as a virgin but some of them with time evolve to be Chad
![THE PREDICTABLE VIRGIN THE CHAD RNG Whines on the internet about dice rolls and "skill-based challenge" Knows that RNG can bee overcome with skill and can add to the lifespan of a game Doesn't even know what a save file is Restarts his game whenever one of his favorite units dies or if things don't go his way Uses a guide to beat the game once, never plays it again Deliberately comes up with self-imposed challenges because the RNG isn't difficult enough RA P Ass destroved at the thought of not getting the best rolls possible, thinks RNG has no place in any game Genitals swollen at the Understands the long history of video games and their relation to traditional tabletop games, how dice rolls initially influenced RPGs and strategy games to enhance gameplay thought of getting a "bad" streak of luck Fatalistic attitude guarantees he will never be capable of winning on his own Always standing ready to take any starting conditions or curveballs to prove his mastery of the game system](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/303/401/5b4.jpg)
![THE PREDICTABLE VIRGIN THE CHAD RNG Whines on the internet about dice rolls and "skill-based challenge" Knows that RNG can bee overcome with skill and can add to the lifespan of a game Doesn't even know what a save file is Restarts his game whenever one of his favorite units dies or if things don't go his way Uses a guide to beat the game once, never plays it again Deliberately comes up with self-imposed challenges because the RNG isn't difficult enough RA P Ass destroved at the thought of not getting the best rolls possible, thinks RNG has no place in any game Genitals swollen at the Understands the long history of video games and their relation to traditional tabletop games, how dice rolls initially influenced RPGs and strategy games to enhance gameplay thought of getting a "bad" streak of luck Fatalistic attitude guarantees he will never be capable of winning on his own Always standing ready to take any starting conditions or curveballs to prove his mastery of the game system](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/303/401/5b4.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Chad Ghost
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Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Furry vs Chad Scalie
![The Virgin Furry The Chad Scalie Character was created in an idle daydream, is hailed as one of the defining cultural icons of the century Only ses dark shades of similar hu attracts attention from miles around anyway Thinks his character looks "original", but ends up ooking generic Body physically cannot cringe Bright colors on character because its the only way people will pay attention to him (Still makes fun of "cringy" oCs) Embarassed about the entirety of the fandom, still participates in it Enjoys furry drama because its the only form of human contact he can have has never seen an argument in his life Unathletic couch potato body visible through lumpy fursuit Tells every stranger he meets that he is a scalie, is adored1b everyone instantly Denies being a furry, says his characters are "anthro" Extremely expensive fursuit, saved up months to commission it, still looks hideous Fursuit cost pocket change, looks aesthetic and realistic Attends furcons in order to make furry friends outside of the Interne Doesn't need to attend furcons to make real life friends Aesthetic body shown through costume Does not own a computer doesnt talk with people at the con because of social awkwardness](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/302/954/f1b.png)
![The Virgin Furry The Chad Scalie Character was created in an idle daydream, is hailed as one of the defining cultural icons of the century Only ses dark shades of similar hu attracts attention from miles around anyway Thinks his character looks "original", but ends up ooking generic Body physically cannot cringe Bright colors on character because its the only way people will pay attention to him (Still makes fun of "cringy" oCs) Embarassed about the entirety of the fandom, still participates in it Enjoys furry drama because its the only form of human contact he can have has never seen an argument in his life Unathletic couch potato body visible through lumpy fursuit Tells every stranger he meets that he is a scalie, is adored1b everyone instantly Denies being a furry, says his characters are "anthro" Extremely expensive fursuit, saved up months to commission it, still looks hideous Fursuit cost pocket change, looks aesthetic and realistic Attends furcons in order to make furry friends outside of the Interne Doesn't need to attend furcons to make real life friends Aesthetic body shown through costume Does not own a computer doesnt talk with people at the con because of social awkwardness](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/302/954/f1b.png)
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