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The Virgin decoration THE CHAD TREE REFINEMENT Probably an atheist or some kind of agnostic His tree gives seizures to all the children on the block Continually blasts "Jingle BeÍ Rock" nonstop until his tree is completed Bought his tree For sale at Walmart All his ornaments are generic cheap plastic orbs with no artistic statement Chopped his tree down, still has an own nest in it Sits at home and Feels sorry for himself under his "tree" on the 24th Considers tree decoration a chore, waits until after Thanksgiving to do it Tree orn aments go fifty generations bạck, adds some of his own each year to increase the collection Наrdeore Catholic, celebrates Christ's birth with fifty crosses on his tree HO HO vo! Only puts on one string of lights. Avoids rainbow colored as he wants bis anTs to look "neat" Tree is three ornaments away from forming a singulařity

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The Virgin decoration vs the CHAD TREE REFINEMENT


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Dec 25, 2021 at 06:01PM EST

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