The penis of a virgin The penis of a man who has had multiple sexual Penis is still large and healthy. It hasn't been crushed inside partners dozens of vaginas and will one day make the right woman a very happy wife Penis has shriveled down to less than 1/3 of its original size due to vaginal pressure and will no longer be able to pleasure any woman

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

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far cry 6 The Stanley Parable Far Cry 6 Tells You Off If You Don't Play It Enough Go outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. Ubisoft is automatically emailing players who don't put many hours into Far Cry 6. "Hola, Rojas. I wanted to thank you for giving me Choice. You disappoint me, free rein in Yara. Take it Inbox easy, and know that Yara is Choice. Far Cry 6 Yesterday in capable hands." - EL Presidente It was nusing watching you fail | View in browser SURELY YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS OUBISOFT FARCRY6 Зн TIME PLAYED Spam (37 Spam (37

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The penis of a virgin The penis of a man who has had multiple sexual Penis is still large and healthy. It hasn't been crushed inside partners dozens of vaginas and will one day make the right woman a very happy wife Penis has shriveled down to less than 1/3 of its original size due to vaginal pressure and will no longer be able to pleasure any woman

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Tentacles

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Dec 03, 2021 at 04:42PM EST

Is this satire about the myth of women becoming "looser" if they have too much sex?

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LonelyMeme

LonelyMeme

Dec 04, 2021 at 10:05AM EST in reply to Tentacles

That or it could also be a satire about the D I L D O ads where THIS IS YOUR DICK normally, BUT YOUR DICK COULD BE LIKE THIS IF ONLY YOU DO X AND Y !!!

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