Virgin vs. Chad - oof

The Virgin South America

Same general shape as Africa because it can't come up with it's own design
Is constantly being abused by humans for having too many resources
All of it's cool unique animals died when it collided with North America
Biggest animal there is a discount pig
Is the home of Brazil

The Chad Africa

Has the richest biodiversity of any continent in the world
Constantly makes humans it's bitch as it has adapted to them since they first appeared
All of it's cool animals continue to live to this day despite humanity's best attempts
Has the biggest animal alive that can flip you off with it's nose
Is the home of Chad, the best country
All of it's natives can say the N word

At the heart of the Virgin lies the Amazon…

There's almost a joke here.