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Virgin Primitivist vs. Chad Transhumanist

The Virgin Anarcho-Primitivist The Chad Transhumanist Physically superhuman with genetic engineering and cybernetic enhancements Frail organic body Lives for millions of years Dies at age 40 Can't read Can't get laid Has interplanetary empire Confined to 1 s----- planet Gets diseases and feels pain Can get laid any time in VR Doesn't know what pain and disease are 4f75636821 Always loses to modern military technology in warfare Autistic ideas will never happen in reality Can easily exterminate organic humans On the inevitable path of the human race Feels the pleasure of 1 trillion shots of heroin per second <200 IQ Pleasure limited by evolution-designed brain Uses terrorism to spread philosophy lQ enhanced by a factor of millions with Al-enhanced brain Can upload mind using a Moravec Transfer Consciousness destroyed after death Requires >99% of humans to die for philosophy to work Uses science to spread philosophy
The Virgin Anarcho-Primitivist The Chad Transhumanist Physically superhuman with genetic engineering and cybernetic enhancements Frail organic body Lives for millions of years Dies at age 40 Can't read Can't get laid Has interplanetary empire Confined to 1 s----- planet Gets diseases and feels pain Can get laid any time in VR Doesn't know what pain and disease are 4f75636821 Always loses to modern military technology in warfare Autistic ideas will never happen in reality Can easily exterminate organic humans On the inevitable path of the human race Feels the pleasure of 1 trillion shots of heroin per second <200 IQ Pleasure limited by evolution-designed brain Uses terrorism to spread philosophy lQ enhanced by a factor of millions with Al-enhanced brain Can upload mind using a Moravec Transfer Consciousness destroyed after death Requires >99% of humans to die for philosophy to work Uses science to spread philosophy

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ExtraVirgin Pizza or Chad's Pizza and Restaurant

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The Virgin Chief the Chad Slaver Rips and tears until t is done can only Carry a max of 2 weapons hellspawn never reloads can carry 9+ weapons got punched by a spartan4 Al gf left him and turned evil barely play as him in latest forešure 20 as battld demons for eons game installment Can't finish the fight auelhel to starts killing the minute he wakes up, no time for questions strong, silent type can only sprint for a certain avenge his pet rabbi amount of time uses a knife for silent runs at top speedt assassinations all times
The Virgin Chief the Chad Slaver Rips and tears until t is done can only Carry a max of 2 weapons hellspawn never reloads can carry 9+ weapons got punched by a spartan4 Al gf left him and turned evil barely play as him in latest forešure 20 as battld demons for eons game installment Can't finish the fight auelhel to starts killing the minute he wakes up, no time for questions strong, silent type can only sprint for a certain avenge his pet rabbi amount of time uses a knife for silent runs at top speedt assassinations all times

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Virgin Mario vs Chad Wario

The"VIRGIN" Mario The CHAD Wario Can actually save his money for exotic monuments like castles Money is literally his life force, needing 100 coins just to get a chance to survive Getting hurt loses nothing more than some pocket change Getting hurt shrinks him in size Relies on absorbing mushroom power just to punch through bricks Charges straight at his enemies to fight like a REAL man Unhealthy diet of processed carbs; mainly pasta Healthful diet of unprocessed carbs, mainly garlic Can already break bricks with his head, fists, shoulders and butt Requirements A monogamistic chump whom years for a cake we never see him eat Spent a long career doing low class handyman work as a plumber or carpenter. Boring, generic mustache Literraly no special traits as he doesn't truly excel at anything; an all-arounder Needs to jump on his enemies to kill them being too coward to fight face to face Bonuses Numerous women at his disposal from high s----------- to pirates A wealthy career as a treasure hunter and video game industry entrepeneur Snazzy, uniquely groomed mustache Toned muscles for power-based athletics
The"VIRGIN" Mario The CHAD Wario Can actually save his money for exotic monuments like castles Money is literally his life force, needing 100 coins just to get a chance to survive Getting hurt loses nothing more than some pocket change Getting hurt shrinks him in size Relies on absorbing mushroom power just to punch through bricks Charges straight at his enemies to fight like a REAL man Unhealthy diet of processed carbs; mainly pasta Healthful diet of unprocessed carbs, mainly garlic Can already break bricks with his head, fists, shoulders and butt Requirements A monogamistic chump whom years for a cake we never see him eat Spent a long career doing low class handyman work as a plumber or carpenter. Boring, generic mustache Literraly no special traits as he doesn't truly excel at anything; an all-arounder Needs to jump on his enemies to kill them being too coward to fight face to face Bonuses Numerous women at his disposal from high s----------- to pirates A wealthy career as a treasure hunter and video game industry entrepeneur Snazzy, uniquely groomed mustache Toned muscles for power-based athletics

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Wholesome

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i love you baby. happy 15th don't run too far kids! anniversary OUCH

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The Virgin Crusader vs the Chad Saracen

The virgin crusader The Chad Saracen Flutes, clear sign of superior craftsmanship -God rarely crosses his mind Flat top, too stupid to understand simple physics Prayes for each life he takes Intellectual, has a personal library S----- visibilty Helmet too heavy for his weak neck Beard that strikes fear into his foes A Stinks Master horse archer Boring c Overly armoured Dirty robes Wife is cucking him while he's gones Wootz steel technology lost in time Not one dirty spot on his robes Robes made from the finest silk imported from the far east Peasant padding under the mail Wields a longsword compensating for his short penis Gear personally bought from master craftsmen Afraid of death Prayes for death in battle Dull edge Master swordsman Limited customization Prayers woven into every Specializes in sword wielding Cleans himself 5 times a day inch of the armour Colours not yet know to most of the world Peasant tier shoes not even his shoes are dirty
The virgin crusader The Chad Saracen Flutes, clear sign of superior craftsmanship -God rarely crosses his mind Flat top, too stupid to understand simple physics Prayes for each life he takes Intellectual, has a personal library S----- visibilty Helmet too heavy for his weak neck Beard that strikes fear into his foes A Stinks Master horse archer Boring c Overly armoured Dirty robes Wife is cucking him while he's gones Wootz steel technology lost in time Not one dirty spot on his robes Robes made from the finest silk imported from the far east Peasant padding under the mail Wields a longsword compensating for his short penis Gear personally bought from master craftsmen Afraid of death Prayes for death in battle Dull edge Master swordsman Limited customization Prayers woven into every Specializes in sword wielding Cleans himself 5 times a day inch of the armour Colours not yet know to most of the world Peasant tier shoes not even his shoes are dirty

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The Virgin Savinkov vs. CHADMIRAL KOLCHAK

The Virgin Savinkov Lack of admiral hat shows complete ignorance on naval affairs Rules the seas from the Pacific to the Baltic CHADMIRAL KOLCHAK Takes on Central Asia first because he is too weak to actually unite the Russian people Relies of Kornilov to get into power and can't do anything on his own Laser eyes instantly annihilates all those who oppose his rightful rule as Supreme Ruler of All Russia Does not care for ethnic minorities Constantly listens to Farewell of Slavianka and the cries of pathetic Bolsheviks Avoids eye contact with Germany because he lacks the confidence to crush Mitteleuropa Always looks for perfect opportunity to retake Siberia Wears suit because he never served in the Russian military Too polite and lets rightful Russian lands suffer under foreign occupation Arms easily push away the weak democratic Japan's supposed influence over Transamur Lacks any Weltkrieg experience Slaps away barbarians and Mongol- wannabes who block the path to a united Russia Hands too weak to crush enemies, relies on secret police to do it Hands always prepared to take up arms against the false government of Russia Medals show heroism for defending Russia during the Weltkrieg and slaughtering Bolsheviks Bonus: Body not even fit to Has the perfect body shape for ruling all 22,800,000 km2 of Mother Russia Uses title Vozhd to make up for his inadequacy Lacks any form of military decorations, hides lack of patriotism with empty slogans survive winter in Moscow Immune to the effects of Siberian winters Incapable of instituting DIRECTRULEFRO M MOSCO W Muscular legs from stamping out Bolshevik parasites MANDATORY Wears full admiral outfit because he is glorious ADMIRAL-DICTATOR Makes EVERYMANASHIP Institutes DIRECT RULE FROM VLADIVOSTOK Prepared to brutalize any feeble dissident who thinks they can rule Russia Has never killed a Bolshevik Valiantly marches west to Petrograd
The Virgin Savinkov Lack of admiral hat shows complete ignorance on naval affairs Rules the seas from the Pacific to the Baltic CHADMIRAL KOLCHAK Takes on Central Asia first because he is too weak to actually unite the Russian people Relies of Kornilov to get into power and can't do anything on his own Laser eyes instantly annihilates all those who oppose his rightful rule as Supreme Ruler of All Russia Does not care for ethnic minorities Constantly listens to Farewell of Slavianka and the cries of pathetic Bolsheviks Avoids eye contact with Germany because he lacks the confidence to crush Mitteleuropa Always looks for perfect opportunity to retake Siberia Wears suit because he never served in the Russian military Too polite and lets rightful Russian lands suffer under foreign occupation Arms easily push away the weak democratic Japan's supposed influence over Transamur Lacks any Weltkrieg experience Slaps away barbarians and Mongol- wannabes who block the path to a united Russia Hands too weak to crush enemies, relies on secret police to do it Hands always prepared to take up arms against the false government of Russia Medals show heroism for defending Russia during the Weltkrieg and slaughtering Bolsheviks Bonus: Body not even fit to Has the perfect body shape for ruling all 22,800,000 km2 of Mother Russia Uses title Vozhd to make up for his inadequacy Lacks any form of military decorations, hides lack of patriotism with empty slogans survive winter in Moscow Immune to the effects of Siberian winters Incapable of instituting DIRECTRULEFRO M MOSCO W Muscular legs from stamping out Bolshevik parasites MANDATORY Wears full admiral outfit because he is glorious ADMIRAL-DICTATOR Makes EVERYMANASHIP Institutes DIRECT RULE FROM VLADIVOSTOK Prepared to brutalize any feeble dissident who thinks they can rule Russia Has never killed a Bolshevik Valiantly marches west to Petrograd

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DollarBillMontgomery @HBJohnXuandou Segui Chad-7 and VirJin are pretty good. 1:45 - 8 set 2017

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the Virgin Victim vs the Chad Survivor

hair swept back in hopes of hiding obvious balding spot feathered hair and clean shaven takes pride in his appearance doesn't smile, lets his piercing blue eyes do al the talking for him requires glasses because eyes are too beta to see without ure unblemished A---- skin, makes untermensch thin, girly frame from uncomfortable in his spending too much time fleeing inferior villains presence cashmere sweater and shirt tucked into khakis - clearl comes from money and culture unsure of what to do with arms so lets them dangle limply firmly clenched fist shows both physical strength and leadership wears tie with short sleeved shirt tucked into pants clearly a minimum wageslave contrappostro pose evokes Michelangelo's David legs bent with uneven posture indicating weakness of character wears velcro-strap shoes because he never mastered the art of Italian loafers for casual walks with opposite sex shoelaces
hair swept back in hopes of hiding obvious balding spot feathered hair and clean shaven takes pride in his appearance doesn't smile, lets his piercing blue eyes do al the talking for him requires glasses because eyes are too beta to see without ure unblemished A---- skin, makes untermensch thin, girly frame from uncomfortable in his spending too much time fleeing inferior villains presence cashmere sweater and shirt tucked into khakis - clearl comes from money and culture unsure of what to do with arms so lets them dangle limply firmly clenched fist shows both physical strength and leadership wears tie with short sleeved shirt tucked into pants clearly a minimum wageslave contrappostro pose evokes Michelangelo's David legs bent with uneven posture indicating weakness of character wears velcro-strap shoes because he never mastered the art of Italian loafers for casual walks with opposite sex shoelaces

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Ash vs Alain

The Virgin Jobber The Chad Champion flowing midnight locks greasy hat hair wins it all with a competes to feel better and make gf smile regular mega gets a special snowflake frog and still loses competes for himself lost to his rival every time beat his rival every time constantly fails at achieving his dreams won a League he didn't really care about, on his first try gf is an ugly cowgirl gf is a cute leprechaun unbalanced team of skinny pants fit because he has no ass or d--- jobbers weird baggy pants to fit his giant d--- well-crafted team of 5 edgemons and an Unfezant currently failing remedial classes at school still Champion, currently a lab assistant with a gf gf abandoned him after his loss
The Virgin Jobber The Chad Champion flowing midnight locks greasy hat hair wins it all with a competes to feel better and make gf smile regular mega gets a special snowflake frog and still loses competes for himself lost to his rival every time beat his rival every time constantly fails at achieving his dreams won a League he didn't really care about, on his first try gf is an ugly cowgirl gf is a cute leprechaun unbalanced team of skinny pants fit because he has no ass or d--- jobbers weird baggy pants to fit his giant d--- well-crafted team of 5 edgemons and an Unfezant currently failing remedial classes at school still Champion, currently a lab assistant with a gf gf abandoned him after his loss

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The virgin game designer The chad visionary
The virgin game designer The chad visionary

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SOVIET STRONK

Can never function without air support Can go extended periods of time without assistance from his "The Virgin Wehrmacht" THE PEOPLE'S CHAD comrades in the air A helmet that is synonymous with evil Doesn't even need a helmet, wears a Ushanka instead Thinks wars can be magically won with comically large tanks and other unreliable and expensive junk Isn't even "a----" anyway Physically superior to any supposed "a----" Understands the value of a war of attrition Doesn't even know what a war of attrition is Bad posture due to realization that the only way out of this pointless struggle is death or a gulag Wields the legendary PPSh-41 Needs to be constantly fed, has never struggled_ in their life before now Several packs of useless equipment Strength of years of hard, meaningful work Supplies will never come, needs to scavenge Can toss an enemy grenade back better than it was originally thrown Can ration for the benefit of comrades both on the field and back home An SMG that is barely useful Never walked before military Has all the ammo he will ever need already Wears only one pack of necessary equipment service Great posture, understands victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice, does not fear death Has to walk or use horses because of low army motorization Grey doesn't blend into jack s--- Has trains, but prefers to walk Uniform a decent color that can blend into something Jack-booted thug Walks like a Slavic giant Wears the boots of an army of workers Needs to always marc as if on parade
Can never function without air support Can go extended periods of time without assistance from his "The Virgin Wehrmacht" THE PEOPLE'S CHAD comrades in the air A helmet that is synonymous with evil Doesn't even need a helmet, wears a Ushanka instead Thinks wars can be magically won with comically large tanks and other unreliable and expensive junk Isn't even "a----" anyway Physically superior to any supposed "a----" Understands the value of a war of attrition Doesn't even know what a war of attrition is Bad posture due to realization that the only way out of this pointless struggle is death or a gulag Wields the legendary PPSh-41 Needs to be constantly fed, has never struggled_ in their life before now Several packs of useless equipment Strength of years of hard, meaningful work Supplies will never come, needs to scavenge Can toss an enemy grenade back better than it was originally thrown Can ration for the benefit of comrades both on the field and back home An SMG that is barely useful Never walked before military Has all the ammo he will ever need already Wears only one pack of necessary equipment service Great posture, understands victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice, does not fear death Has to walk or use horses because of low army motorization Grey doesn't blend into jack s--- Has trains, but prefers to walk Uniform a decent color that can blend into something Jack-booted thug Walks like a Slavic giant Wears the boots of an army of workers Needs to always marc as if on parade

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Cecil Turtle Master Race

Honest The Chad Turtle Run uses the greed of cheaters The Autistic Bunny wobblingg against them as a moral hero mary-sue only liked by shills Eyes fixed on the fourth wall in a desperate attempt at cheap humor Watchful eyes fixed on the race track resistant organic shell, impossible to be recreated by cheap imitators Throwing the weight of his upper body back like an unbalanced idiot No respects for authorities appeared in few episodes, still venerated by true Build for racing (Air resistance, son!) Needs disguises to outsmart predators fans of animation Ridiculous oversized lumpy feet Speaks slowly, in politness to stupid rabbits Respectful citizen and loving husband possible furbait anatomy Steps ordered in harmony to conserve energy Has not been funny for years Ties with the mafia Not fooled by disguises
Honest The Chad Turtle Run uses the greed of cheaters The Autistic Bunny wobblingg against them as a moral hero mary-sue only liked by shills Eyes fixed on the fourth wall in a desperate attempt at cheap humor Watchful eyes fixed on the race track resistant organic shell, impossible to be recreated by cheap imitators Throwing the weight of his upper body back like an unbalanced idiot No respects for authorities appeared in few episodes, still venerated by true Build for racing (Air resistance, son!) Needs disguises to outsmart predators fans of animation Ridiculous oversized lumpy feet Speaks slowly, in politness to stupid rabbits Respectful citizen and loving husband possible furbait anatomy Steps ordered in harmony to conserve energy Has not been funny for years Ties with the mafia Not fooled by disguises

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Virgin's Bizzare Walk

Stupid f------ hat/hair Doesn't know where to begin or end Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physiques The Virgintaro The Chadnareíf Will f--- a dolphin like a creep Neck posture awful due to years of getting his ass Eyes fixated on revenge, will save his friends later on if Avadol will get his ass kicked Could have killed Dio but decided not to His nephew has better hair than he does Perfect posture from working out daily and practicing fencing with his stand Stupid Emo Leather Trench Coat Most broken stand in the series and b-------- the fact he carn stop time and fly but never used it earlier to save kakyoin or not get seperated in dio's He creates his own tricks to kill pedophilic murderers, completly original Tries stealing his dad's tricks by hiding a magnet in his collar Strongest stand in the series, can defeat gold experience requiem but decided not to out of mourning. Will only stab things like a clean gentleman manor Copies Joeseph's part 2 triangle pattern headband in Disrespects women at every point, abandons his daughter in a prison, calls his mom a bitch and lives in a single mother household Will fight on after losing toes and a chunk of his leg to fight TWO vampires and then fight another one in a wheelchair like a true chad in espects women, cares about avenging his dead sister, got p---- as a 4 year old in egypt No sense of humor Sexy vest with cheap but fashionable pants and loafers that he doesn't really care about. Stand wears armor like a true knight Lost a fight to a f------ david bowie knockoff Thinks saying Yare Yare will make him look cool when it's a retarded catch phrase in shining armor for the ladie Speaks French and English like a cultured man Retardedly expensive pants that he spergs out Has a sophisticated stand base on french fencing, very stylish His stand punches things like a tard raging out wields pipes like a TWO SWORDS Has to use p--- mags as armor like a creep, will probably die in a prison like a bitch Short and brutal fights that are tactically sound and end with a spectacular counter attack Long strides for longly drawn out episodes
Stupid f------ hat/hair Doesn't know where to begin or end Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physiques The Virgintaro The Chadnareíf Will f--- a dolphin like a creep Neck posture awful due to years of getting his ass Eyes fixated on revenge, will save his friends later on if Avadol will get his ass kicked Could have killed Dio but decided not to His nephew has better hair than he does Perfect posture from working out daily and practicing fencing with his stand Stupid Emo Leather Trench Coat Most broken stand in the series and b-------- the fact he carn stop time and fly but never used it earlier to save kakyoin or not get seperated in dio's He creates his own tricks to kill pedophilic murderers, completly original Tries stealing his dad's tricks by hiding a magnet in his collar Strongest stand in the series, can defeat gold experience requiem but decided not to out of mourning. Will only stab things like a clean gentleman manor Copies Joeseph's part 2 triangle pattern headband in Disrespects women at every point, abandons his daughter in a prison, calls his mom a bitch and lives in a single mother household Will fight on after losing toes and a chunk of his leg to fight TWO vampires and then fight another one in a wheelchair like a true chad in espects women, cares about avenging his dead sister, got p---- as a 4 year old in egypt No sense of humor Sexy vest with cheap but fashionable pants and loafers that he doesn't really care about. Stand wears armor like a true knight Lost a fight to a f------ david bowie knockoff Thinks saying Yare Yare will make him look cool when it's a retarded catch phrase in shining armor for the ladie Speaks French and English like a cultured man Retardedly expensive pants that he spergs out Has a sophisticated stand base on french fencing, very stylish His stand punches things like a tard raging out wields pipes like a TWO SWORDS Has to use p--- mags as armor like a creep, will probably die in a prison like a bitch Short and brutal fights that are tactically sound and end with a spectacular counter attack Long strides for longly drawn out episodes

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Virgin Flanker vs. Chadliner

"The Virgin Flanker" The Chad-liner Voice chat always on, constantly screeches so no on can hear Crosshairs always pointed low, can't land headshots. Completely silent, too afraid to have his voice heard Always looks ahead confronting the enemy head on. - Skinny, malnourished, needs moblity to run away from Constantly gets 30+ solo kills, doesn't even try Large and muscular, kills everything he sees without needing to run, Plays flanker so that he can get solo kills to prove his worth people Plays on impossibly high sensitivity, uses exclusively his spare Xbox controller Buys deft hands because he misses too much Plays on low sensitivity to copy the pros. Has a 400$ Razer gaming mouse Buys bulldozer, but wins anyway Misses half his shots, gets killed in reversal constantly Underperforms on all levels of play Lands triple fireballs on average every 3 seconds Afraid asking for heals would make him look bad 15-0 on his placement matches, Elo is over 9000 Tries to duel. but always loses and dies. Healsluts love him never below 50% health Too afraid to get onto point, even during overtime Alw ays,captye s thie objective, will Always dies first in the team fight Builds a house on the point, always above 400 objective time Wins lv5's everytime, fighting him becomes a teamfight.
"The Virgin Flanker" The Chad-liner Voice chat always on, constantly screeches so no on can hear Crosshairs always pointed low, can't land headshots. Completely silent, too afraid to have his voice heard Always looks ahead confronting the enemy head on. - Skinny, malnourished, needs moblity to run away from Constantly gets 30+ solo kills, doesn't even try Large and muscular, kills everything he sees without needing to run, Plays flanker so that he can get solo kills to prove his worth people Plays on impossibly high sensitivity, uses exclusively his spare Xbox controller Buys deft hands because he misses too much Plays on low sensitivity to copy the pros. Has a 400$ Razer gaming mouse Buys bulldozer, but wins anyway Misses half his shots, gets killed in reversal constantly Underperforms on all levels of play Lands triple fireballs on average every 3 seconds Afraid asking for heals would make him look bad 15-0 on his placement matches, Elo is over 9000 Tries to duel. but always loses and dies. Healsluts love him never below 50% health Too afraid to get onto point, even during overtime Alw ays,captye s thie objective, will Always dies first in the team fight Builds a house on the point, always above 400 objective time Wins lv5's everytime, fighting him becomes a teamfight.

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Chadrospero

Protective hat for enormous brain Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physics Snack bar "The No.2 Virgin Been brain damaged for 12 years Il THE CHADROSPERO Hair parted over face because he's insecure about a scar Goggles that serve no purpose: a sad attempt at looking cool Tongue always out and ready to please the ladies Back slouched Tissues for masturbating Wears belt over shirt instead of trousers Weapon of choice candy pimp staff S----colored gloves (possibly actual s--- based on sewer pipe) Coat buttoned all the way 0 Weapon of choice dirty sewer pipe Wears nothing under coat Coat always unbuttoned Mandatory Bright neon colored clothing Candy powers to complete pimp image Doesn't take s--- from future-seeing man Bounty is an impressive 700 million Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Bounty is a pathetic 602 milion Generic fire power to mimic his cooler brother Black, featureless boots Pimp shoes
Protective hat for enormous brain Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physics Snack bar "The No.2 Virgin Been brain damaged for 12 years Il THE CHADROSPERO Hair parted over face because he's insecure about a scar Goggles that serve no purpose: a sad attempt at looking cool Tongue always out and ready to please the ladies Back slouched Tissues for masturbating Wears belt over shirt instead of trousers Weapon of choice candy pimp staff S----colored gloves (possibly actual s--- based on sewer pipe) Coat buttoned all the way 0 Weapon of choice dirty sewer pipe Wears nothing under coat Coat always unbuttoned Mandatory Bright neon colored clothing Candy powers to complete pimp image Doesn't take s--- from future-seeing man Bounty is an impressive 700 million Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Bounty is a pathetic 602 milion Generic fire power to mimic his cooler brother Black, featureless boots Pimp shoes

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Playmaker vs. Onizuka

Hair is geometric perfection, designed to positively influence draws "The Virgin Playmaker Hair is untamed and spiky, colored by spilled soda and failed attempts at styling THE CHAD ONIZUKA Eyebrows and hair take up varying colors in order to suit a varied regal appearance Puts monsters on the field without even looking at them, does not know the rules Spends ten minutes weighing every possible play, too anxious about Traps to actively use them Hacker", spends most of his time arguing on forums about the spelling of "Cyberse" Has never touched a computer in his entire life Meets a woman for the first time, stabs her half to death and feels sorry afterwards Full-body jumpsuit to obscure lack of muscles Runs beatdown decks; physically beats opponent after the duel Literal skull on chest used for intimidation and glam Can't talk to people unless it's about dueling and computers So buff that his pecs are breaking through his armor in a vain attempt to escape containment Constantly drawing cards, even on his opponent's turn Relies on "EFFECTS" and "REMOVAL" to win a duel Lists three specific reasons for each and every single action in his living wake Can't count to three Summons Link Monsters by taking 5 minutes to awkwardly blurt out each and every single part of the procedure Performs Link Summons by vibrating at an intensity high enough to launch cards from the Extra Deck onto the field Eats hot dogs for breakfast, metabolism failure ensured before 30 Loves the children, is loved by the children is intimidated by children Surpassed beyond the concept of "non-battle removal
Hair is geometric perfection, designed to positively influence draws "The Virgin Playmaker Hair is untamed and spiky, colored by spilled soda and failed attempts at styling THE CHAD ONIZUKA Eyebrows and hair take up varying colors in order to suit a varied regal appearance Puts monsters on the field without even looking at them, does not know the rules Spends ten minutes weighing every possible play, too anxious about Traps to actively use them Hacker", spends most of his time arguing on forums about the spelling of "Cyberse" Has never touched a computer in his entire life Meets a woman for the first time, stabs her half to death and feels sorry afterwards Full-body jumpsuit to obscure lack of muscles Runs beatdown decks; physically beats opponent after the duel Literal skull on chest used for intimidation and glam Can't talk to people unless it's about dueling and computers So buff that his pecs are breaking through his armor in a vain attempt to escape containment Constantly drawing cards, even on his opponent's turn Relies on "EFFECTS" and "REMOVAL" to win a duel Lists three specific reasons for each and every single action in his living wake Can't count to three Summons Link Monsters by taking 5 minutes to awkwardly blurt out each and every single part of the procedure Performs Link Summons by vibrating at an intensity high enough to launch cards from the Extra Deck onto the field Eats hot dogs for breakfast, metabolism failure ensured before 30 Loves the children, is loved by the children is intimidated by children Surpassed beyond the concept of "non-battle removal

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The Virgin Solid Snake vs. The Chad Gabriel Logan

The Virgin Solid Snake The Chad Gabriel Logan Resorts to stealth all the time like a p---- and only engages in combat when he f---- up Relies on the aid of an otaku and a f--- boy One-man army killing machine who only uses stealth when he needs to Commands his own counter-terrorist agency with highly trained and experienced operatives Fails to resist torture due to carpal tunnel syndrome Stealth skills aren't even on par with Destroyed a helicopter with a f------ assault rifle Cult following of chads that read Tom Clancy and Robert Ludlum novels Sam Fisher nor Garrett. Took down a helicopter with a stinger missile launcher with unnecessary backflips Large following of weeaboos who think anime like Evangelion are really "deep". Beat an international terrorist with a single gas grenade Nathan Drake and Max Payne can't even touch his body count Wields the glorious air taser Allowed his girl to marry a comic relief character like a cuck Heroically took a bullet for his girl Depends on endless considerations and pseudo-intellectual philosophizing Uses a s----- miniature robot that can't even properly eletrocute anyone Relies on his instincts, investigative knack, and good hunchwork. Doesn't smoke because winners don't use drugs Used like a pawn at Shadow Moses and Liquid Ocelot's plans to take down the patriots Survived through multiple explosions and disasters without a scratch Took down The Agency and exposed the Syphon Filter conspiracy without being used like a tool Heavy smoker who only quits at an old age
The Virgin Solid Snake The Chad Gabriel Logan Resorts to stealth all the time like a p---- and only engages in combat when he f---- up Relies on the aid of an otaku and a f--- boy One-man army killing machine who only uses stealth when he needs to Commands his own counter-terrorist agency with highly trained and experienced operatives Fails to resist torture due to carpal tunnel syndrome Stealth skills aren't even on par with Destroyed a helicopter with a f------ assault rifle Cult following of chads that read Tom Clancy and Robert Ludlum novels Sam Fisher nor Garrett. Took down a helicopter with a stinger missile launcher with unnecessary backflips Large following of weeaboos who think anime like Evangelion are really "deep". Beat an international terrorist with a single gas grenade Nathan Drake and Max Payne can't even touch his body count Wields the glorious air taser Allowed his girl to marry a comic relief character like a cuck Heroically took a bullet for his girl Depends on endless considerations and pseudo-intellectual philosophizing Uses a s----- miniature robot that can't even properly eletrocute anyone Relies on his instincts, investigative knack, and good hunchwork. Doesn't smoke because winners don't use drugs Used like a pawn at Shadow Moses and Liquid Ocelot's plans to take down the patriots Survived through multiple explosions and disasters without a scratch Took down The Agency and exposed the Syphon Filter conspiracy without being used like a tool Heavy smoker who only quits at an old age

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The Virgin Raider

"The Virgin Raider" THE CHAD NUKER uses no chair, only hovers mid-air in a sitting position afraid to use computer in public physically unable to raid unless people are watching raids servers out of rejection and anger gets banned within 2-3 minutes of joining a server raids every server imaginable at the same time sends dm to every girl he sees in a server messages are filled with ra ndom tries to spam by manually using ctrl-v nudes from every girl who witnesses him uses 100 bots a second uses grandma's hand-me-down wooden chair OUcH macboolk kevlar-coated military computer has bottles of soda all over desk no bottles of soda, survives from the tears of his victims hunches forward in chair leaves computer plugged in leaves mouse unplugged controls computer telepathically computer is charged from the friction of his constantly shaking fingers stops in the middle of raiding to eat and pee doesn't raid anime servers because he might like them never stops to eat or pee, uses the bathroom on nearby pedestrians has never seen anime in his life goes into voice chat and plays music through his iphone's speaker devs don't even dare to ban him clients crash in awe of his presence voice is filled with the Choir of Chad mods are dead before the bots even arrive
"The Virgin Raider" THE CHAD NUKER uses no chair, only hovers mid-air in a sitting position afraid to use computer in public physically unable to raid unless people are watching raids servers out of rejection and anger gets banned within 2-3 minutes of joining a server raids every server imaginable at the same time sends dm to every girl he sees in a server messages are filled with ra ndom tries to spam by manually using ctrl-v nudes from every girl who witnesses him uses 100 bots a second uses grandma's hand-me-down wooden chair OUcH macboolk kevlar-coated military computer has bottles of soda all over desk no bottles of soda, survives from the tears of his victims hunches forward in chair leaves computer plugged in leaves mouse unplugged controls computer telepathically computer is charged from the friction of his constantly shaking fingers stops in the middle of raiding to eat and pee doesn't raid anime servers because he might like them never stops to eat or pee, uses the bathroom on nearby pedestrians has never seen anime in his life goes into voice chat and plays music through his iphone's speaker devs don't even dare to ban him clients crash in awe of his presence voice is filled with the Choir of Chad mods are dead before the bots even arrive

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The Virgin Wageslave vs The Chad Agitator

The Virgin Wageslave THE CHAD AGITATOR No need for lpod, always singing pro-union work songs Not allowed to listen to music at work Never late for work Never Shows up earlier than 1 pm Breaks s--- just out of spite Gets paid even if when he stays home an entire week Gets paid late; Doesn't complain Works In constant anxiety that his supervisor might catch him doing something wrong Capitalists quake with fear that he might utter the word "STRIKE!" Friends with no one Too scared to Join a union would actually scab Has never been fired YES Tries too hard to fit in Was never given correct safety equipment; too beta to demand any constantly flirts with coworkers Has personally murdered a scab Has never dated a coworker Openly threatens his boss Always considers what's best for the company Dreams to be promoted so he can boss around others Actively refuses promotion In the central Comittee of 4 different unions Lives with his parents poor to move out , too $110K a year stacking boxes + Free vision and dental
The Virgin Wageslave THE CHAD AGITATOR No need for lpod, always singing pro-union work songs Not allowed to listen to music at work Never late for work Never Shows up earlier than 1 pm Breaks s--- just out of spite Gets paid even if when he stays home an entire week Gets paid late; Doesn't complain Works In constant anxiety that his supervisor might catch him doing something wrong Capitalists quake with fear that he might utter the word "STRIKE!" Friends with no one Too scared to Join a union would actually scab Has never been fired YES Tries too hard to fit in Was never given correct safety equipment; too beta to demand any constantly flirts with coworkers Has personally murdered a scab Has never dated a coworker Openly threatens his boss Always considers what's best for the company Dreams to be promoted so he can boss around others Actively refuses promotion In the central Comittee of 4 different unions Lives with his parents poor to move out , too $110K a year stacking boxes + Free vision and dental

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