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Virgin MCU vs Chad Leijiverse

VIRGIN MCU The only enjoyable part of CHAD LEIJIVERSE the MCU was Stan Lee's There is no need to Epic aesthetic and vehicle Designs. Turned Big Boy, JNR Class C62 and Shinkansen into space ships Cameos. He is now dead Big Boy is not a space ship, there is no Big Boy cameo. have Cameo because the stories are good DAFT PUNK No Daft Punk Excellent Space Opera stories about fighting against the odds. Deals with topics such as Imperialism and Transhumanism Forgettable aesthetic The same repetative story where nothing really happens Only a handful of the movies are good Every show is good and even the mediocore ones Does not have Space Trains, Most effective form of transportation is the Has a Cameo of Elon Musk instead space train Stories are just pure action No Space Pirates which fight Fascism Stories are tragic, romantic and filled with adventure Cool Space Pirates who fight against Fascism Forgettable Film Soundtrack Space Submarines which submerge into another dimension No space submarines Disco and songs which are still remembered 40 years after original airing Brought back Neo-Malthusian to the mainstream No Character is a symbol of Systemic Racism. The universe takes a clear anti-racist stance. Punisher became a symbol of Police brutality Antagonists are literal refrences to the Nazi Party

VIRGIN MCU The only enjoyable part of CHAD LEIJIVERSE the MCU was Stan Lee's There is no need to Epic aesthetic and vehicle Designs. Turned Big Boy, JNR Class C62 and Shinkansen into space ships Cameos. He is now dead Big Boy is not a space ship, there is no Big Boy cameo. have Cameo because the stories are good DAFT PUNK No Daft Punk Excellent Space Opera stories about fighting against the odds. Deals with topics such as Imperialism and Transhumanism Forgettable aesthetic The same repetative story where nothing really happens Only a handful of the movies are good Every show is good and even the mediocore ones Does not have Space Trains, Most effective form of transportation is the Has a Cameo of Elon Musk instead space train Stories are just pure action No Space Pirates which fight Fascism Stories are tragic, romantic and filled with adventure Cool Space Pirates who fight against Fascism Forgettable Film Soundtrack Space Submarines which submerge into another dimension No space submarines Disco and songs which are still remembered 40 years after original airing Brought back Neo-Malthusian to the mainstream No Character is a symbol of Systemic Racism. The universe takes a clear anti-racist stance. Punisher became a symbol of Police brutality Antagonists are literal refrences to the Nazi Party

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The Virgin Protagonist vs The Chad Antagonist

The Virgin protagonist vs the Chad Antagonist Will destroy the multiverse because he feels like it Needs his girlfriend to carry him in fights against the antagonist Jawline strong enough to chisel stone Jawline is literally a circle ~15 years of life experience 500+ years of life experience Too pure to hurt a fly His language singlehandedly brings up the games age rating Testosterone levels Undeveloped teenager: noodle rivalling that of the doom slayer arms Manhandled by the antagonist with one Even in his weakened Deep voice that could shake form he catches continent- arm destroying weapons with his bare hands a mountain Completely oblivious to women Could get any woman he wants, doesn't care because he has Jin Killed millions because he was bored, will kill millions more

The Virgin protagonist vs the Chad Antagonist Will destroy the multiverse because he feels like it Needs his girlfriend to carry him in fights against the antagonist Jawline strong enough to chisel stone Jawline is literally a circle ~15 years of life experience 500+ years of life experience Too pure to hurt a fly His language singlehandedly brings up the games age rating Testosterone levels Undeveloped teenager: noodle rivalling that of the doom slayer arms Manhandled by the antagonist with one Even in his weakened Deep voice that could shake form he catches continent- arm destroying weapons with his bare hands a mountain Completely oblivious to women Could get any woman he wants, doesn't care because he has Jin Killed millions because he was bored, will kill millions more

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Virgin Magical Girl Friendship Squad vs The Chad Panty and Stocking

The Chad Panty and Stocking The Virgin Magical Girl Friendship Squad Characters are both lovable assholes who later get character development. Animation is by a Gainax animator who later made Studio Trigger. Characters are more unlikable than Allen Gregory. Has very cheap looking animation that would make a GoAnimate veteran cringe. Heavily influenced by american cartoons such as Ren and Stimpy and The Powerpuff Girls. Tries to be like anime, but fails. Show was Doesn't even have politics in jokes. Show was made out created just out of pure pandering. Forces politics into jokes of creators watching episodes of Drawn Together while getting drunk. Powers come from Panty's panties and Stocking's Stockings since for the namesake. that. Literally uses birth control and drugs for powers.

The Chad Panty and Stocking The Virgin Magical Girl Friendship Squad Characters are both lovable assholes who later get character development. Animation is by a Gainax animator who later made Studio Trigger. Characters are more unlikable than Allen Gregory. Has very cheap looking animation that would make a GoAnimate veteran cringe. Heavily influenced by american cartoons such as Ren and Stimpy and The Powerpuff Girls. Tries to be like anime, but fails. Show was Doesn't even have politics in jokes. Show was made out created just out of pure pandering. Forces politics into jokes of creators watching episodes of Drawn Together while getting drunk. Powers come from Panty's panties and Stocking's Stockings since for the namesake. that. Literally uses birth control and drugs for powers.

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Virgin Brony vs. Chad Weeaboo

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Hazmat Worker vs Plague Doctor

VIRGIN HAZMAT WORKER VS CHAD PLAGUE DOCTOR IMPENETRABLE ALPHA SKIN HEAVY AFRAID OXYGEN TANK RUINS PLAGUE AND VICTIMS ARE SCARED OF HIM HIS POSTURE CAN SCRATCH WHAT AND WHEN HE CANT EVEN SCRATCH HIS BALLS ACHIEVES (HIS WHAT?) NOTHING WANTS ВАMF PIMP CANE JUST CAUSES MORE VOLUNTEERS TO BTFO THE PLAGUE PANIC DEPLOYED TO GO AS HE'S EXPLANDABLE SAD HIMSELF PLAGUE IS SHOES ΤΟ ΑΤΤΑΙN HIS BITCH THE GLORY wwm

VIRGIN HAZMAT WORKER VS CHAD PLAGUE DOCTOR IMPENETRABLE ALPHA SKIN HEAVY AFRAID OXYGEN TANK RUINS PLAGUE AND VICTIMS ARE SCARED OF HIM HIS POSTURE CAN SCRATCH WHAT AND WHEN HE CANT EVEN SCRATCH HIS BALLS ACHIEVES (HIS WHAT?) NOTHING WANTS ВАMF PIMP CANE JUST CAUSES MORE VOLUNTEERS TO BTFO THE PLAGUE PANIC DEPLOYED TO GO AS HE'S EXPLANDABLE SAD HIMSELF PLAGUE IS SHOES ΤΟ ΑΤΤΑΙN HIS BITCH THE GLORY wwm

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Virgintler vs Chadpoleon

Virgintler THE CHADPOLEON Thought aryans were superior Led personally his men into battle ALL MEN ARE Too cowardly to leed, shot himself CREATED EQUEAL when he lost i Ony did it ONCE and by backstabbing and the skill of his generals Took power by blaming all the problems on a minoity HE beat the living s--- out of europe 7 TIMES Took power by pure military skill and Did not repelled the British invasion of France Repeled the British invasion of France multiple times charisma Literaly took Moscow Defeated by men Tried taking Moscow, failed horribly He was so Chad no army could defeat him MOTHER NATURE HERSELF HAD TO DO IT

Virgintler THE CHADPOLEON Thought aryans were superior Led personally his men into battle ALL MEN ARE Too cowardly to leed, shot himself CREATED EQUEAL when he lost i Ony did it ONCE and by backstabbing and the skill of his generals Took power by blaming all the problems on a minoity HE beat the living s--- out of europe 7 TIMES Took power by pure military skill and Did not repelled the British invasion of France Repeled the British invasion of France multiple times charisma Literaly took Moscow Defeated by men Tried taking Moscow, failed horribly He was so Chad no army could defeat him MOTHER NATURE HERSELF HAD TO DO IT

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North Italian vs South Italian

THE VIRGIN NORTH ITALIAN boring nordic straight hair THE CHAD SOUTH ITALIAN dark curly hair olive complexion pasty white complexion repeated pestilences in the past beautiful culture bad food Tuttinni invented the best food in the world buys only designer clothes votes lega nord doesn't care about clothes wannabe german open minded embrace all of his ancestry his girl cheats on him doesn't know the word "relax" girls cheat their boys with him he's relaxed

THE VIRGIN NORTH ITALIAN boring nordic straight hair THE CHAD SOUTH ITALIAN dark curly hair olive complexion pasty white complexion repeated pestilences in the past beautiful culture bad food Tuttinni invented the best food in the world buys only designer clothes votes lega nord doesn't care about clothes wannabe german open minded embrace all of his ancestry his girl cheats on him doesn't know the word "relax" girls cheat their boys with him he's relaxed

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the virgin President Donald Trump vs the chad Prime Minister Justin Trudeau

The Chad Prime Minister The Virgin President gen x LARPS as minorities Causes so much Panders to minorities, still called racist anyway butthurt that Western bilingual AKE RICA FAT Causes butthurt, inevitibly gets called to be Provinces want to at least half his female vote secede, they know he is unimpeachable did it because he's hot impeached Got called a harasser for shittalking about how much Can't even speak his wife's native language p---- he gets wore blackface and wears orangeface brownface, only consequence to come out of that was memes boomer

The Chad Prime Minister The Virgin President gen x LARPS as minorities Causes so much Panders to minorities, still called racist anyway butthurt that Western bilingual AKE RICA FAT Causes butthurt, inevitibly gets called to be Provinces want to at least half his female vote secede, they know he is unimpeachable did it because he's hot impeached Got called a harasser for shittalking about how much Can't even speak his wife's native language p---- he gets wore blackface and wears orangeface brownface, only consequence to come out of that was memes boomer

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the virgin unabomber (ted kaczynski) vs the chad pol pot

The Virgin The Chad Unabomber Pol Pot Unpunished by industrial society Mails bombs, too cowardly to fight in person Fought industrial society in person Industrial society imprisoned him for life Put world population 1.5 to 3 million closer Put world population 3 people closer to pre-industrial levels to pre-industrial levels Overthrew industrial society in an entire country Named by Only got as far as forcing his manifesto to be published others Had the charisma and vision to lead an Named No Charisma. entire rebellion Himself Worked Alone

The Virgin The Chad Unabomber Pol Pot Unpunished by industrial society Mails bombs, too cowardly to fight in person Fought industrial society in person Industrial society imprisoned him for life Put world population 1.5 to 3 million closer Put world population 3 people closer to pre-industrial levels to pre-industrial levels Overthrew industrial society in an entire country Named by Only got as far as forcing his manifesto to be published others Had the charisma and vision to lead an Named No Charisma. entire rebellion Himself Worked Alone

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The Virgin Current MrBeast vs The Chad 2012-2017 MrBeast

The Virgin MrBeast The Chad MrBeast6000 A fair share of OG watchers who are Ditched the stickers for will probably be forgotten random young rich guys who are just spineless nostalgic Wasn't a corporate asset wears merchandise and advertises all the time All new content is extremely boring; just him videotaping his extravagance more or less A very good laugh for a 13-18 year old back in the day Not funny at all Had variety, including things made totally for humor, informational videos, random talks, etc. Reeks of "boring YouTube channel that you stopped watching after a week" One of the few good things on YouTube during the s----- flat design era "Last to get treated for syphilis wins $50,000" "WORST INTROS ON YOUTUBE" Did really dumb s--- just because he wanted Made a video titled "I hate "Stupid Things People Search on Google" "I Spent 35 Hours Swimming In a Water Treatment Plant" pewdiepie" just to see if kids in 2014 would throw a tantrum PewDiePie to stay at #1 Fans were so desperate to be in his videos that they made purposely s----- paper intros Current fans have zero humorously insulted himself when asked if he had a gf has a gf chance to be on his channel

The Virgin MrBeast The Chad MrBeast6000 A fair share of OG watchers who are Ditched the stickers for will probably be forgotten random young rich guys who are just spineless nostalgic Wasn't a corporate asset wears merchandise and advertises all the time All new content is extremely boring; just him videotaping his extravagance more or less A very good laugh for a 13-18 year old back in the day Not funny at all Had variety, including things made totally for humor, informational videos, random talks, etc. Reeks of "boring YouTube channel that you stopped watching after a week" One of the few good things on YouTube during the s----- flat design era "Last to get treated for syphilis wins $50,000" "WORST INTROS ON YOUTUBE" Did really dumb s--- just because he wanted Made a video titled "I hate "Stupid Things People Search on Google" "I Spent 35 Hours Swimming In a Water Treatment Plant" pewdiepie" just to see if kids in 2014 would throw a tantrum PewDiePie to stay at #1 Fans were so desperate to be in his videos that they made purposely s----- paper intros Current fans have zero humorously insulted himself when asked if he had a gf has a gf chance to be on his channel

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Modern Abortion vs Spartan Abortion

Virgin Modern Abortion wears a mask because he's afraid to sneeze on a roastie's vagina performed in hospitals needs tools and other diabolical objects is real and happens daily done by some random doctor often requested by women that don't want any children does it for money pretends that the fetus isn't alive CHAD SPARTAN ABORTION @J. The Perverted Summoner no dressing code required performed on Mount Taygetus just yeets the baby Imao done by the father of the baby probably just a myth. still hilarious to think about will return home and impregnate his wife again. this time to get a healthy child done purely for eugenic purposes

Virgin Modern Abortion wears a mask because he's afraid to sneeze on a roastie's vagina performed in hospitals needs tools and other diabolical objects is real and happens daily done by some random doctor often requested by women that don't want any children does it for money pretends that the fetus isn't alive CHAD SPARTAN ABORTION @J. The Perverted Summoner no dressing code required performed on Mount Taygetus just yeets the baby Imao done by the father of the baby probably just a myth. still hilarious to think about will return home and impregnate his wife again. this time to get a healthy child done purely for eugenic purposes

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The Virgin Pattern Baldness vs The Chad Cueball

Virgin Pattern Baldness Vs. CHAD CUEBALL COMBOVER BARELY COVERS THE BARE SPOTS. EASY AND CHEAP TO MAINTAIN. HEAD IS COOLER, WHICH HELPS THE BRAIN WORK FASTER. LOOKS BAD NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES WITH IT. LOOKS OLDER THAN IF HE WAS COMPLETELY SHAVED. HIS SHINY SCALP DAZZLES ALL WHO SEE IT. CONSTANTLY WASTING MONEY ON SHAMPOO, HAIRCUTS, AND ROGAINE. RENTAL LOOKS LIKE A SEX OFFENDER. SHOWS THАТ НЕ НАS THE COURAGE TO LET GO. OADDY FRESH, CLEAN, AND UNIVERSALLY ATTRACTIVE. SHOWS INSECURITY BY DESPERATELY HOLDING ON TO WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS HAIR. CARPET PROBABLY MATCHES THE DRAPES.

Virgin Pattern Baldness Vs. CHAD CUEBALL COMBOVER BARELY COVERS THE BARE SPOTS. EASY AND CHEAP TO MAINTAIN. HEAD IS COOLER, WHICH HELPS THE BRAIN WORK FASTER. LOOKS BAD NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES WITH IT. LOOKS OLDER THAN IF HE WAS COMPLETELY SHAVED. HIS SHINY SCALP DAZZLES ALL WHO SEE IT. CONSTANTLY WASTING MONEY ON SHAMPOO, HAIRCUTS, AND ROGAINE. RENTAL LOOKS LIKE A SEX OFFENDER. SHOWS THАТ НЕ НАS THE COURAGE TO LET GO. OADDY FRESH, CLEAN, AND UNIVERSALLY ATTRACTIVE. SHOWS INSECURITY BY DESPERATELY HOLDING ON TO WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS HAIR. CARPET PROBABLY MATCHES THE DRAPES.

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Never sold out because selling out wasn't a thing when it was popular The Virgin Rick and Morty The Chad Back to the Future Loved by Died because of annoying Was made in Live Action 2D animation many the 2010s, just looks average Cannot and will never die even today Doctor character is an antihero which you're not supposed to want to be like, people still memes Don't need Hasn't to be smart been good since season 2 Don't need to to be smart to understand it, watchers Was made in the Mostly focuses on time travel understand it 80s, still holds up incredibly well Characters travel through some weird dimensions still act like admire him Travel around you do Travel around using a weird looking portal gun using a dope ass DeLorean Characters converted into a travel into the far far future of 2015 time machine All three Protagonist is a high school loser Mostly focuses n lame dimension hopping movies are Protagonist is an absolute chad Doctor character is a genius and a hero amazing Sold out after 2nd season to appeal to reddit consoomers Hated by a lot of people

Never sold out because selling out wasn't a thing when it was popular The Virgin Rick and Morty The Chad Back to the Future Loved by Died because of annoying Was made in Live Action 2D animation many the 2010s, just looks average Cannot and will never die even today Doctor character is an antihero which you're not supposed to want to be like, people still memes Don't need Hasn't to be smart been good since season 2 Don't need to to be smart to understand it, watchers Was made in the Mostly focuses on time travel understand it 80s, still holds up incredibly well Characters travel through some weird dimensions still act like admire him Travel around you do Travel around using a weird looking portal gun using a dope ass DeLorean Characters converted into a travel into the far far future of 2015 time machine All three Protagonist is a high school loser Mostly focuses n lame dimension hopping movies are Protagonist is an absolute chad Doctor character is a genius and a hero amazing Sold out after 2nd season to appeal to reddit consoomers Hated by a lot of people

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the 2 kinds of socially awkward basement dwellers

The virgin Incel HE CHAD NECKBEARD Hates his mom because Loves and respects his mother Wasn't popular in school, constantly complains about how he missed out she's a "roastie foid" Was never popular in school, didnt give a f--- because his waifu pillows kept him company Lives in a crappy Lives in a personalized basement decked out with anime posters bland ghetto apartment Has no skills besides Has watchedevery anime known to man, doesn't give a f--- what Incel thnks making subpar memes Never goes anywhere in public for fear of being judged Is an accomplished swordsman, professional Hentai artist, and veteran Gamer Has only been in like 2 fights, got his ass kicked both times Doesn't watch anime because he Goes to anime cons with his bros all the time Has defeated countless opponents in battle with his trusty katana thinks it'll make him a "consoomer" Has no idea how to fight Has a harem of Has already worked out 20 ways to cut you down with his katana 14 sexy catgirls Has never had a girlfriend Idolizes his favorite anime protagonists Only goes to the gym to look better, weak af Idolizes sociopaths like Elliot Rodger Spends all his free time complaining about women online Spends his free time enjoying anime, playing video games, and studying the blade No need to hit the gym, katana training made him strong Is perfectly content with his life Treats women like s--- Treats women with the Hates his life "Allow me to defend respect they deserve your honor, m'lady" "Take the redpill/blackpill bro" Speaks like a charming gentleman Skinny-fat, 5'4, 112 pounds with almost no muscle 6 feet and 250+ pounds of warior strength Uses disrespectful slang like "betacuck" and "roastie"

The virgin Incel HE CHAD NECKBEARD Hates his mom because Loves and respects his mother Wasn't popular in school, constantly complains about how he missed out she's a "roastie foid" Was never popular in school, didnt give a f--- because his waifu pillows kept him company Lives in a crappy Lives in a personalized basement decked out with anime posters bland ghetto apartment Has no skills besides Has watchedevery anime known to man, doesn't give a f--- what Incel thnks making subpar memes Never goes anywhere in public for fear of being judged Is an accomplished swordsman, professional Hentai artist, and veteran Gamer Has only been in like 2 fights, got his ass kicked both times Doesn't watch anime because he Goes to anime cons with his bros all the time Has defeated countless opponents in battle with his trusty katana thinks it'll make him a "consoomer" Has no idea how to fight Has a harem of Has already worked out 20 ways to cut you down with his katana 14 sexy catgirls Has never had a girlfriend Idolizes his favorite anime protagonists Only goes to the gym to look better, weak af Idolizes sociopaths like Elliot Rodger Spends all his free time complaining about women online Spends his free time enjoying anime, playing video games, and studying the blade No need to hit the gym, katana training made him strong Is perfectly content with his life Treats women like s--- Treats women with the Hates his life "Allow me to defend respect they deserve your honor, m'lady" "Take the redpill/blackpill bro" Speaks like a charming gentleman Skinny-fat, 5'4, 112 pounds with almost no muscle 6 feet and 250+ pounds of warior strength Uses disrespectful slang like "betacuck" and "roastie"

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The Virgin [deleted] vs The Chad [removed]

The Virgin [deleted] The Chad [removed] Isn't embarrassed of their Currently on the 36th alt account opinion despite the negative feedback Constantly not sure if they're right Got ashamed of their own opinion after receiving negative feedback Mods fear them Deletes it in the microsecond Got thousands of upvotes but deletes it for no apparent reason Doesnt delete despite being someone becomes hostile proven wrong

The Virgin [deleted] The Chad [removed] Isn't embarrassed of their Currently on the 36th alt account opinion despite the negative feedback Constantly not sure if they're right Got ashamed of their own opinion after receiving negative feedback Mods fear them Deletes it in the microsecond Got thousands of upvotes but deletes it for no apparent reason Doesnt delete despite being someone becomes hostile proven wrong

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The Virgin Robber vs. The Chad Gentleman Thief

The Virgin Robber VS The Chad Gentleman Thief Smashing top hat made from Lame hat associated the finest silk or beaver fur with hipsters nowadays Love the thrill of marks looking him in the eye, wears monocle for air of mystery Too afraid to show face Distinguished gentleman's pipe Vulgar c-------- Is so rich he has no need to work, steals for thrills Classy gloves to complete the Turned to a life of crime because he can't find an honest job ensemble On the payroll of a local mob boss who get s the lion's share of each score Acts devoid of Has developed a sadistic malice Is friends with many streak underworld figures but does everything for Dresses like the himself Hamburgler Wears gloves to hide Priceless necklace fingerprints finessed from a Mr. Peanut and Mr. Moneybags dress like him Marchioness Can't pull off a stickup without a gun $ Sack of cash taken Has a sword cane used only as a last resort against assailants from a bank teller at gunpoint Has seduced countesses, Figting is limited to heiresses, geisha, socialites, Hollywood starlets, chorus girls, any kind of Stacy you can imagine brute force Moll is some bland Midwestern Becky Has black belts in savate and bartitsu Severely in debt to local gambling den Will hide evidence through violence if necessary Broke the bank at Monte Carlo, Atlantic City, Havana, Macao, and this new place called Las Vegas Always leaves behind a calling card at the scene so everyone knows he did it

The Virgin Robber VS The Chad Gentleman Thief Smashing top hat made from Lame hat associated the finest silk or beaver fur with hipsters nowadays Love the thrill of marks looking him in the eye, wears monocle for air of mystery Too afraid to show face Distinguished gentleman's pipe Vulgar c-------- Is so rich he has no need to work, steals for thrills Classy gloves to complete the Turned to a life of crime because he can't find an honest job ensemble On the payroll of a local mob boss who get s the lion's share of each score Acts devoid of Has developed a sadistic malice Is friends with many streak underworld figures but does everything for Dresses like the himself Hamburgler Wears gloves to hide Priceless necklace fingerprints finessed from a Mr. Peanut and Mr. Moneybags dress like him Marchioness Can't pull off a stickup without a gun $ Sack of cash taken Has a sword cane used only as a last resort against assailants from a bank teller at gunpoint Has seduced countesses, Figting is limited to heiresses, geisha, socialites, Hollywood starlets, chorus girls, any kind of Stacy you can imagine brute force Moll is some bland Midwestern Becky Has black belts in savate and bartitsu Severely in debt to local gambling den Will hide evidence through violence if necessary Broke the bank at Monte Carlo, Atlantic City, Havana, Macao, and this new place called Las Vegas Always leaves behind a calling card at the scene so everyone knows he did it

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