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The virgin Incel HE CHAD NECKBEARD Hates his mom because Loves and respects his mother Wasn't popular in school, constantly complains about how he missed out she's a "roastie foid" Was never popular in school, didnt give a f--- because his waifu pillows kept him company Lives in a crappy Lives in a personalized basement decked out with anime posters bland ghetto apartment Has no skills besides Has watchedevery anime known to man, doesn't give a f--- what Incel thnks making subpar memes Never goes anywhere in public for fear of being judged Is an accomplished swordsman, professional Hentai artist, and veteran Gamer Has only been in like 2 fights, got his ass kicked both times Doesn't watch anime because he Goes to anime cons with his bros all the time Has defeated countless opponents in battle with his trusty katana thinks it'll make him a "consoomer" Has no idea how to fight Has a harem of Has already worked out 20 ways to cut you down with his katana 14 sexy catgirls Has never had a girlfriend Idolizes his favorite anime protagonists Only goes to the gym to look better, weak af Idolizes sociopaths like Elliot Rodger Spends all his free time complaining about women online Spends his free time enjoying anime, playing video games, and studying the blade No need to hit the gym, katana training made him strong Is perfectly content with his life Treats women like s--- Treats women with the Hates his life "Allow me to defend respect they deserve your honor, m'lady" "Take the redpill/blackpill bro" Speaks like a charming gentleman Skinny-fat, 5'4, 112 pounds with almost no muscle 6 feet and 250+ pounds of warior strength Uses disrespectful slang like "betacuck" and "roastie"

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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The ability not to give a fuck is quite powerful and liberating when you think about it. The great thing with the internet is also that, even though you might be weird compared to society's standards, you will always find a home with people as weird as you and into the same things.

At least, it will always beat simping and chasing people who will never actually care about you.

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