VIRGIN MCU The only enjoyable part of CHAD LEIJIVERSE the MCU was Stan Lee's There is no need to Epic aesthetic and vehicle Designs. Turned Big Boy, JNR Class C62 and Shinkansen into space ships Cameos. He is now dead Big Boy is not a space ship, there is no Big Boy cameo. have Cameo because the stories are good DAFT PUNK No Daft Punk Excellent Space Opera stories about fighting against the odds. Deals with topics such as Imperialism and Transhumanism Forgettable aesthetic The same repetative story where nothing really happens Only a handful of the movies are good Every show is good and even the mediocore ones Does not have Space Trains, Most effective form of transportation is the Has a Cameo of Elon Musk instead space train Stories are just pure action No Space Pirates which fight Fascism Stories are tragic, romantic and filled with adventure Cool Space Pirates who fight against Fascism Forgettable Film Soundtrack Space Submarines which submerge into another dimension No space submarines Disco and songs which are still remembered 40 years after original airing Brought back Neo-Malthusian to the mainstream No Character is a symbol of Systemic Racism. The universe takes a clear anti-racist stance. Punisher became a symbol of Police brutality Antagonists are literal refrences to the Nazi Party

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Origin Entry: Virgin vs. Chad

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

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The Virgin MrBeast The Chad MrBeast6000 A fair share of OG watchers who are Ditched the stickers for will probably be forgotten random young rich guys who are just spineless nostalgic Wasn't a corporate asset wears merchandise and advertises all the time All new content is extremely boring; just him videotaping his extravagance more or less A very good laugh for a 13-18 year old back in the day Not funny at all Had variety, including things made totally for humor, informational videos, random talks, etc. Reeks of "boring YouTube channel that you stopped watching after a week" One of the few good things on YouTube during the s----- flat design era "Last to get treated for syphilis wins $50,000" "WORST INTROS ON YOUTUBE" Did really dumb s--- just because he wanted Made a video titled "I hate "Stupid Things People Search on Google" "I Spent 35 Hours Swimming In a Water Treatment Plant" pewdiepie" just to see if kids in 2014 would throw a tantrum PewDiePie to stay at #1 Fans were so desperate to be in his videos that they made purposely s----- paper intros Current fans have zero humorously insulted himself when asked if he had a gf has a gf chance to be on his channel

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Never sold out because selling out wasn't a thing when it was popular The Virgin Rick and Morty The Chad Back to the Future Loved by Died because of annoying Was made in Live Action 2D animation many the 2010s, just looks average Cannot and will never die even today Doctor character is an antihero which you're not supposed to want to be like, people still memes Don't need Hasn't to be smart been good since season 2 Don't need to to be smart to understand it, watchers Was made in the Mostly focuses on time travel understand it 80s, still holds up incredibly well Characters travel through some weird dimensions still act like admire him Travel around you do Travel around using a weird looking portal gun using a dope ass DeLorean Characters converted into a travel into the far far future of 2015 time machine All three Protagonist is a high school loser Mostly focuses n lame dimension hopping movies are Protagonist is an absolute chad Doctor character is a genius and a hero amazing Sold out after 2nd season to appeal to reddit consoomers Hated by a lot of people

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VIRGIN MCU The only enjoyable part of CHAD LEIJIVERSE the MCU was Stan Lee's There is no need to Epic aesthetic and vehicle Designs. Turned Big Boy, JNR Class C62 and Shinkansen into space ships Cameos. He is now dead Big Boy is not a space ship, there is no Big Boy cameo. have Cameo because the stories are good DAFT PUNK No Daft Punk Excellent Space Opera stories about fighting against the odds. Deals with topics such as Imperialism and Transhumanism Forgettable aesthetic The same repetative story where nothing really happens Only a handful of the movies are good Every show is good and even the mediocore ones Does not have Space Trains, Most effective form of transportation is the Has a Cameo of Elon Musk instead space train Stories are just pure action No Space Pirates which fight Fascism Stories are tragic, romantic and filled with adventure Cool Space Pirates who fight against Fascism Forgettable Film Soundtrack Space Submarines which submerge into another dimension No space submarines Disco and songs which are still remembered 40 years after original airing Brought back Neo-Malthusian to the mainstream No Character is a symbol of Systemic Racism. The universe takes a clear anti-racist stance. Punisher became a symbol of Police brutality Antagonists are literal refrences to the Nazi Party

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