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Virgin Greek v. CHAD ILLYRIAN
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin "reasoner" v. THE CHAD PANICKER
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Virgin vs. Chad
Chad 1 vs Virgin 4
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Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Ninja vs Chad Sauce Boss Vinny
![Chad Sauce Boss Vinny Virgin Ninja Nice hair and goatee. Plays a great games and other great babby games. Ugly blue hair. Only plays Fortnite. No ego at all. Has a huge ego often comparing self to Tom Brady and Lebron James. Has Speenitis. Has Ligma and gets mad when people brings it up. Takes video games seriously and gets mad when people say it's just a game. Plays games to have fun. Has awful merchandise that you can only find in a Has no need for merchandise. clearance section. Has a small PP. Has a big meat.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/763/191/766.png)
![Chad Sauce Boss Vinny Virgin Ninja Nice hair and goatee. Plays a great games and other great babby games. Ugly blue hair. Only plays Fortnite. No ego at all. Has a huge ego often comparing self to Tom Brady and Lebron James. Has Speenitis. Has Ligma and gets mad when people brings it up. Takes video games seriously and gets mad when people say it's just a game. Plays games to have fun. Has awful merchandise that you can only find in a Has no need for merchandise. clearance section. Has a small PP. Has a big meat.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/763/191/766.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Valentine's Day v. MARDI GRAS
![The Virgin Valentine's Day vs. The Chad Mardi Gras Basically a marketing gimmick Get to dress up however you want Strong, dominant colors of dark purple, gold, and Pastel pink color scheme green License to party granted by the Pope Makes all relationship issues Guilt-trips people into buying overpriced flowers worse The whole point is great food MARDI GRAS Conceal your identity if you want Always cold and miserable, so you can't go anywhere fun outside Actually fun Cue the annoying couples on social media Beads and masks Still the same idea Can be celebrated with as many or as few other people as you want Disgusting chalky candy hearts as the religious holiday Amatonormative Dancing, parades, and loud music Nothing to do with St. Valentine Single people have to stay at home feeling sad The only good part is the chocolate sale when it's over Variable weather No drama, Lent is coming, but we're never sad asserts its dominance over going to party hard for as long as we can activities](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/762/588/235.jpg)
![The Virgin Valentine's Day vs. The Chad Mardi Gras Basically a marketing gimmick Get to dress up however you want Strong, dominant colors of dark purple, gold, and Pastel pink color scheme green License to party granted by the Pope Makes all relationship issues Guilt-trips people into buying overpriced flowers worse The whole point is great food MARDI GRAS Conceal your identity if you want Always cold and miserable, so you can't go anywhere fun outside Actually fun Cue the annoying couples on social media Beads and masks Still the same idea Can be celebrated with as many or as few other people as you want Disgusting chalky candy hearts as the religious holiday Amatonormative Dancing, parades, and loud music Nothing to do with St. Valentine Single people have to stay at home feeling sad The only good part is the chocolate sale when it's over Variable weather No drama, Lent is coming, but we're never sad asserts its dominance over going to party hard for as long as we can activities](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/762/588/235.jpg)
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Virgin No Time to Die v. CHAD SPY HARD
![The Virgin No Time to Die Written for all ages 13 and up The Chad Spy Hard Weird dyed hair Natural afro Written for edgy 14 year made from pure chad energy olds Weird jewlery to flex wealth Ugly sweater Classy bowtie to match suit Artisanally crafted suit Looks like a grass type Doesn't Pokemon match the Song perfectly captures what James Bond Looks like the most well aesthetic of dressed man on earth James Bond represents Has a weird Has weird literally built into his name misspelled name Only chosen because they were trendy Chosen due to pure talent](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/762/587/11e.png)
![The Virgin No Time to Die Written for all ages 13 and up The Chad Spy Hard Weird dyed hair Natural afro Written for edgy 14 year made from pure chad energy olds Weird jewlery to flex wealth Ugly sweater Classy bowtie to match suit Artisanally crafted suit Looks like a grass type Doesn't Pokemon match the Song perfectly captures what James Bond Looks like the most well aesthetic of dressed man on earth James Bond represents Has a weird Has weird literally built into his name misspelled name Only chosen because they were trendy Chosen due to pure talent](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/762/587/11e.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin City Dweller v. CHAD AMISH PARADISE
![VIRGIN ÇITY, DWELLER Chad living in an Amish Paradise Even in a city with No cops or traffic lights hundreds of thousands of girls, he remains virgin Very plain wife, perfect for an Fool The city air f---- Amish like him Not cool enough to be a gangster his lungs 24/7, PIBLE nonconsensual Bible in his hand and Parties like its 1699: a beard on his chin when he finishes all: Complains about not feeling safe lol, are you a p----? At least the boring of his chores houses fit his personality](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/762/543/b66.png)
![VIRGIN ÇITY, DWELLER Chad living in an Amish Paradise Even in a city with No cops or traffic lights hundreds of thousands of girls, he remains virgin Very plain wife, perfect for an Fool The city air f---- Amish like him Not cool enough to be a gangster his lungs 24/7, PIBLE nonconsensual Bible in his hand and Parties like its 1699: a beard on his chin when he finishes all: Complains about not feeling safe lol, are you a p----? At least the boring of his chores houses fit his personality](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/762/543/b66.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Infected v. CHAD HAZMAT
![The Virgin "Too Afraid to The Chad Hazmat before it's Socially Acceptable Puts his own survival Wear a Mask in Public" Understands the virus transmits. Knows about virus, but social pressure keeps him from taking precautions ahead of all else asymptomatically before numbers explode in his area, takes appropriate precautions "I don't want to seem weird" Social pressure has no effect Doesn't give a f--- what Afraid to stand out others think Spends tons of money on masks, only to not More concerned with Knows that once there are cases in his area, it will already be too late because of incubation period wear them until embarrassment than Will be the only one protected as virus is spreading cases confirmed in his own survival his area Doesn't want to So based that he knows Will Catch the virus appear racist or rude, sits next Boss asks him what he's anyways from asymptomatic carriers people will realize he was right later on doing, starts quoting to person having statistics like a boss a coughing fit Seen as weird now, but will be the only one with healthy lungs post-pandemic "Where's your suit, bro?" Bland clothes to blend in Dies with unused stockpile of respirators he was too squeamish to use Virus fears him Bright yellow suit commands attention](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/762/540/db8.jpg)
![The Virgin "Too Afraid to The Chad Hazmat before it's Socially Acceptable Puts his own survival Wear a Mask in Public" Understands the virus transmits. Knows about virus, but social pressure keeps him from taking precautions ahead of all else asymptomatically before numbers explode in his area, takes appropriate precautions "I don't want to seem weird" Social pressure has no effect Doesn't give a f--- what Afraid to stand out others think Spends tons of money on masks, only to not More concerned with Knows that once there are cases in his area, it will already be too late because of incubation period wear them until embarrassment than Will be the only one protected as virus is spreading cases confirmed in his own survival his area Doesn't want to So based that he knows Will Catch the virus appear racist or rude, sits next Boss asks him what he's anyways from asymptomatic carriers people will realize he was right later on doing, starts quoting to person having statistics like a boss a coughing fit Seen as weird now, but will be the only one with healthy lungs post-pandemic "Where's your suit, bro?" Bland clothes to blend in Dies with unused stockpile of respirators he was too squeamish to use Virus fears him Bright yellow suit commands attention](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/762/540/db8.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Dipper v. STACY MABEL
![Strange Birthmarks Sexy Interesting Sweaters Smelly vest Romantic Barely speaks to his crush relationships with magic Carries without messing Goofiness Conspiracy theory creatures books to impress people up saves the day Selfless Sad Extrovert Introvert The Virgin Dipper The Chad Mabel](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/762/538/621.png)
![Strange Birthmarks Sexy Interesting Sweaters Smelly vest Romantic Barely speaks to his crush relationships with magic Carries without messing Goofiness Conspiracy theory creatures books to impress people up saves the day Selfless Sad Extrovert Introvert The Virgin Dipper The Chad Mabel](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/762/538/621.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
VirginBob v. CHADTRICK
![VirginBob VS. Chadrick probably lives off of welfare for being mentally handicapped. needs to work in order to make the 10 cents an hour he needs to live has never worked a works 18 hours a day lives life to the day in his life fullest. indulges in wears knee high socks and stupid black shoes, what, a virgin every hedonistic all he needs to wear is pleasure he his pants. he gets all of the fish stacies by showing off his 6 pack has](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/762/535/287.png)
![VirginBob VS. Chadrick probably lives off of welfare for being mentally handicapped. needs to work in order to make the 10 cents an hour he needs to live has never worked a works 18 hours a day lives life to the day in his life fullest. indulges in wears knee high socks and stupid black shoes, what, a virgin every hedonistic all he needs to wear is pleasure he his pants. he gets all of the fish stacies by showing off his 6 pack has](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/762/535/287.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Greater Israel v. THE CHAD GREATER SYRIA
![THE VIRGIN GREATER ISRAEL THE CHAD GREATER SYRIA Based on one paragraph Based on a range of geographical and Poorly-defined from an ancient book northern and southern Clearly-defined historical factors borders borders in all directions Can't be seriously discussed without accusations of anti-semitism Only possible through mass genocide Well-understood, well-known concept Requires minimal demographic change which can be discussed Can't even finish step one in Palestine Israeli far-right Quickly finishing step one has to deny that they want it SSNP openly admits they want it by crushing the terrorists Would take generations to recolonise and repopulate former muslim lands Total jewish or judeo-christian Could be accomplished by the middle of the century if everything went perfectly well Multicultural society of Sunnis, Shias, Arabs, Kurds etc Doesn't include their supremacy main rival (Iran) Includes their main rival (Israel)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/762/534/e34.png)
![THE VIRGIN GREATER ISRAEL THE CHAD GREATER SYRIA Based on one paragraph Based on a range of geographical and Poorly-defined from an ancient book northern and southern Clearly-defined historical factors borders borders in all directions Can't be seriously discussed without accusations of anti-semitism Only possible through mass genocide Well-understood, well-known concept Requires minimal demographic change which can be discussed Can't even finish step one in Palestine Israeli far-right Quickly finishing step one has to deny that they want it SSNP openly admits they want it by crushing the terrorists Would take generations to recolonise and repopulate former muslim lands Total jewish or judeo-christian Could be accomplished by the middle of the century if everything went perfectly well Multicultural society of Sunnis, Shias, Arabs, Kurds etc Doesn't include their supremacy main rival (Iran) Includes their main rival (Israel)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/762/534/e34.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Chad Virgin
![The Chad Virgin who thinks he's a Chad Endlessly confident despite not being good at anything Hits on girls even though they always reject him Has no anxiety whatsoever despite currently putting off 12 things Still lives with his parents but doesn't care No social anxiety, despite being awkward Talks to strangers Has tons of friends](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/761/613/bc9.jpg)
![The Chad Virgin who thinks he's a Chad Endlessly confident despite not being good at anything Hits on girls even though they always reject him Has no anxiety whatsoever despite currently putting off 12 things Still lives with his parents but doesn't care No social anxiety, despite being awkward Talks to strangers Has tons of friends](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/761/613/bc9.jpg)
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Virgin Buy v. CHAD ADOPT
![The virgin Buy The chad Adopt very health and cute doge dog full of health problems dog only eats expensive food OUCH! ugly dog any dod food iś-okay](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/760/035/6ed.png)
![The virgin Buy The chad Adopt very health and cute doge dog full of health problems dog only eats expensive food OUCH! ugly dog any dod food iś-okay](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/760/035/6ed.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The lad Shrek lore
![The virgin elder scrolls dweeb THE CHAD Doomer HIS veiny ARms HAVE TRANSFORMED AFTER READING SO MUCH ABOUT Doom HAS enouGH TESTOSTEROne TO GROW 300 BEARDS In A SINGLE DAY Gets all his lore from a single book, no éffkrt Needed a youtube video to understand the sermons OUCH HAS TO SCOUR THe INTERNET FOR DOOM "u dont know what chim or LORe, CANT WAIT UNTIL owns AT LEAST 8 weAPonS in HIS ESTATE coda is!!! noob" doesn't even GAME RELEASES understand it himself 90% of lore is retarded hinduism plagiarism READS LORE FOR FUn Writes in stupid fonts](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/760/034/1d2.jpg)
![The virgin elder scrolls dweeb THE CHAD Doomer HIS veiny ARms HAVE TRANSFORMED AFTER READING SO MUCH ABOUT Doom HAS enouGH TESTOSTEROne TO GROW 300 BEARDS In A SINGLE DAY Gets all his lore from a single book, no éffkrt Needed a youtube video to understand the sermons OUCH HAS TO SCOUR THe INTERNET FOR DOOM "u dont know what chim or LORe, CANT WAIT UNTIL owns AT LEAST 8 weAPonS in HIS ESTATE coda is!!! noob" doesn't even GAME RELEASES understand it himself 90% of lore is retarded hinduism plagiarism READS LORE FOR FUn Writes in stupid fonts](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/760/034/1d2.jpg)
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The Virgin Canonical Romance vs. The Chad Shitty Fan Ship
![The Virgin Canonical Romance The Chad S----- Fan Ship Not restricted Can be done by by the law Must abide by the law Slowly build up by the creators over the course of the show anyone It can be i-----, p--------- or even b--------- Fans aren't happy when their best girl did not win Can be the losing girls in the harem with the MC Pressure the Fans send death threats for not making the ship canonical creators into making their ship canon, ruining the show Push for gay ship even though the characters are straight](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/760/033/f54.jpg)
![The Virgin Canonical Romance The Chad S----- Fan Ship Not restricted Can be done by by the law Must abide by the law Slowly build up by the creators over the course of the show anyone It can be i-----, p--------- or even b--------- Fans aren't happy when their best girl did not win Can be the losing girls in the harem with the MC Pressure the Fans send death threats for not making the ship canonical creators into making their ship canon, ruining the show Push for gay ship even though the characters are straight](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/760/033/f54.jpg)
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Virgin Burger v. CHAD FRIES
![The virgin hamburger vs THE CHAD FRENCH FRIES Doesn't need any topping other than glorious salt. Food critics Can't even legally be considered meat are scared of Only served out of obligation him, since his taste will 100% potatoes imported from Glorious Thad eliminate their virgin An Needs four essence. unappetizing slab of different Ireland ground beef slapped between two toppings to be remotely palpable The only living beings who had to die Deep fried soggy wheat buns to perfection by the old McChad's for him masters. are the five child Virgin food critics pretend to appreciate it even though they lost their taste buds from swallowing Rightfully ignored by children Children slaves who love him fell into the potato Every restaurant serves him due to his saltsome (awesome + salt) slicer Some cow had to die too much semen for this s----- "meal" power.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/760/032/887.png)
![The virgin hamburger vs THE CHAD FRENCH FRIES Doesn't need any topping other than glorious salt. Food critics Can't even legally be considered meat are scared of Only served out of obligation him, since his taste will 100% potatoes imported from Glorious Thad eliminate their virgin An Needs four essence. unappetizing slab of different Ireland ground beef slapped between two toppings to be remotely palpable The only living beings who had to die Deep fried soggy wheat buns to perfection by the old McChad's for him masters. are the five child Virgin food critics pretend to appreciate it even though they lost their taste buds from swallowing Rightfully ignored by children Children slaves who love him fell into the potato Every restaurant serves him due to his saltsome (awesome + salt) slicer Some cow had to die too much semen for this s----- "meal" power.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/760/032/887.png)
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