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Nedhitis
Nedhitis

The T H A D Andean condor

- Also known by the badass name Vultur Gryphus
- The biggest flying avian in the world, with wings up to a whopping 3 meters long
- Revered as "the very spirit of Los Andes"
- Lives a grand amount of 50 years in the wild (75 in captivity), only to then die of old age at its nest and "be reborn", like a phoenix, but it actually exists
- So magnificent that nature itself cannot keep up and is going extinct purely out of how slow it reproduces
- Completely bald (and not poser bald like the """bald""" eagle) like a vulture – feathers are for flying and protection, not for idle vanity and show
- A single country's symbol? Try a whole continent's symbol: Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador and Perú all bow to its majesty
- Is a scavenger, so it will literally wait for all of these other birds on the meme to die (which it can with how long it lives for) and then feast upon them just to finish the flex in style

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