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THE VIRGIN HERCULES THE CHAD GILGAMESH Had to do a bunch of chores for Slays Humbaba because he wants to, doesn't care if it pisses off god Enlil Only half descended from something not even really his fault A whole two thirds god gods Loser with few Hated by Ishtar for rejecting her Hated by friends Had one of the most Hera for epic bromances ever sexual being her husband's with Enkidu advances bastard child Show off muscles Doesn't need to try to act manly, proudly wears a Details about to look masculine, death unclear, Dies from very clearly just overcompensating for tiny penis accidentally wearing a poisoned shirt pale in comparison to his deeds in life skirt

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Oct 24, 2020 at 11:54PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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greek mythology, classical mythology, mesopotamian mythology, heracles, hercules, gilgamesh, myth, hero

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